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Aint no way bruh
Can Koyan get pragnent?
@@rejoicingfakepriest201I don't know, but I'm willing to find out 😏
Koyan of Dark is breedable
Yes way bruh
Feed Goredolf to her, let’s see what happens!
"She'd sooner kill you than bear your child, But I'm a Gambling man"
Lmao bro is hitting that 1% chance like a chad
Always bet on him
Nah, he'd win
@@rejoicingfakepriest201 by the way I'm not entirely against breeding you ma guy Rasputin
It's more like one to million chance. Plus, she will literally give you power if you bond with her. But I like to live dangerously.
@@Fugeta20 will she?
Relevant note; all Servants in FGO can be Grailed. This process explicitly is granting our Servants the power of the "lesser" Grails we've found (and recently, forged), each made out of raw mana pressed into a super powered form. The true Holy Grail, as noted, can Incarnate a Servant into having a human body capable of reproduction.
Consequently, without exception or _exemption,_ *all* Servants can breed or be bred. Yes, even between each other. Artoria can give Mordred a sibling the slow way, and you can repopulate humanity with Charlotte Corday if you so choose.
Also interestingly, given the way Fate's magic system works, this process could fundamentally obliterate the entire Mage hierarchy, as with effort, a Master could bear a child with, say, Medea. Suddenly reintroducing magic circuits from the Age of Gods is possible, and through this system... Even the oldest mage families, ones who had been hoarding and coalescing power for millenia, could be outdone and undone by one horny mage with 3 true command seals and a *dream.*
That last part made me laugh
Dear GOD forgive me for what I'm about to do to Xu Fu
OH MY GOD
“MASTER YOU NEED TO IMPREGNATE POLLUX TO CONTINUE THE DIOSCURI BLOODLINE.”
I’m gonna get myself some Lady Avalonussy😈😈
"Melusine can get pregnant."
This is gonna get clipped so hard.
She has always been able to get pregnant. Lizard DNA is close to human DNA 😏
Oh somebody's getting clapped alright.
Don't not the Melusine
@@AnAbsoluteUnitDo the melusine
Oh, the Duality of Man.
With Ishtar, there’s the added bonus that she’s a fertility and sex goddess so that should be able to help the process
Hehehe
Given Ishtar history it's probably not the best idea though unless you don't mind ending either tortured, killed, cursed or all of the above and ending in the underworld...
@@yuuefa True, but I mean, if you’re fucking to have children and Ishtar’s down for that, I’d assume she likes you if not outright loves you enough to not want to harm you
Well ...True Ishtar did all of the above to her husbands so...XD (mesopotamian deities sure were something) but I guess if you go with "tempered Ishtarin" you have a little better chance...@@tempestzeta11
Actually, Ishtar probably isn't a Fertility goddess (at least in human fertility). She was a love and war goddess primarily, and never had children of her own. Plus she was a serious serial cheater, so I would be asking for a paternity test.
"I'm going to do it again, I'm gonna do it with the boys, and I'm not going to make it a shitpost."
You're threatening us with a good time, bro. lol.
bro thinks its a threat bet
This will literally make us do it JUST so he will.
“Gorgon would sooner kill you” nah bro, I’m built different. My snek loves me, she’s just tsun about it
That and you need to level her to final ascension where all the dark angst is washed away and is "fixed".
We love snek
Bro thinks he's *insert eroge protagonist here*
The denial is strong with this one
Bro is filled with hope💀
"Koyan of Dark is breedable"
Plushie: *Explosion*
"Kukulkan is also breedable"
Plushie: "Oh shit here we go again"
Just a friendly reminder that Tamamo is apparently able to use the same shenanigans as Scathach and Merlin when it comes to... "that kind" of magic and possess a high shapeshift skill.
And if all else fails, nothing a couple more tails shouldn't fix.
The Dakini arts. Yup. She can in fact do that and anyone who has played Extra should know that to be true.
I think it is said or implied in extra that she's def capable of having children yes, even with the female character...which is so hopeful for me :_)
@@altheapolyam Especially considering she says verbatim "I want to drink your virility"... I did a spittake of my coffee when I played Extra on ppsspp emulator, seeing that for the first time really woke me up more than the caffeine could.
@@joshcooper467the game really tough me the concept of sporadic nsfw lol
@@joshcooper467 lol crazy
So it's essentially free real estate on whether or not my husbando can turn me into a mother?
*Reality can be whatever I want.*
The Doctor: *Nah, ur already 7 months pregnant.*
@@Alternative_Alba Me: HOW DID YOU MISS THAT BELLY?!
This comment is actually wild. By the laws of the Devilartemis universe, I have to respect your gangster.
Really!?!
Oh Constantiiinnnee!🎶
Koyanskaya of Dark also runs the risk of producing children who possess no independent wills like the creatures in her Tunguska Sanctuary
Is this a risk because the children would need a permanent source of mana?
@@dominicsantiago271
That isn’t really the case, Koyan just made it so that the creatures in her Reality Marble couldn’t have a Will of their own. Heck, all the creatures there were part of her Saint Graph, everything was basically her!!
So, unless she choses to mix the Master’s genetic with her own, she will be able to have normal children.
But I doubt she would ever want children. Considering how she would deny her children’s Wills & ability to have souls just for fun.
@@Alternative_Alba "independent wills" I read It wrong, I red "independent action"
@@Alternative_Alba thanks
Master 1: So you're wanting to make a temporary stalemate for what!?
Master 2: it's for furthering our understanding of servants. I am simply a man of research.
Love this comment I think it's just gold lol
Plot twist, the seven master each choose a day and go harass eachother occasionally punching eachother to keep the grail from implementing the Black and White rule of teams, while resulting in the grail war taking ten months, everyone see what master 2 was researching and become curious themselves...
@@jakeforgey5378 hahaha I can just see it oh wait sabers pregnant huh?? Wait what!!!! Rofl Master 2 so it is an actual thing they can.... who knew master three what are you two on about wait where is the first pair currently??? Master 4 okay so apperently taking a but of a longer break to see how this becomes a thing actually works out last three masters... we're not drunk enough for this shit LOL
Remember to add Oberon to this list. New April Fools just canonized him laying an egg in Guda's mind and it hatches! You canonically get him pregnant.
“Schrödinger’s box of pregnancy” is one hell of a combination of words.
Where does he say it?
@@WilliamSutton198714:23
>my waifu is not here.
I will now an hero myself.
kasinh koji if to be belived could allow any waifu to be pomegranete
*spoiler*
Just scream "GET PREGNANT!!" or "Im gonna knock err up!!" and its possible.
*Gorgon is breedable*
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*>SPLASH
The statue is from the previous idiot that wouldn't stop calling Gorgon Beautiful even when Penthesilea was walking past the open door.
So what I'm hearing is I need to get into a ridiculous argument with someone so I can get the boys video...... Can do Goat Man!!
I am 100% down for this deranged discussion at any point
Yup yup im down with the chaos too goat man I actually got into this series recently myself and its bloody based
7:17 **Goes ahead and signs that post-Chaldea NFF Services contract she was talking about on Valentine's Day**
Klidge: You clicked on the video, making you complicit in what I'm about to do.
Me: Damn straight I am!
Now that I know Musashi could get pregnant, I can sleep peacefully
nah, that peaceful sleep is for me bro! 😂
@@zonerecxcross shirou aparently didn't get laid enough so he is after musashi now
good sleeping there soldier
As anakin once said:
"EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM"
As Dimitri once said:
"F*CK EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM"
Wait I don't think that's how that goes
Not just the man, but the woman...... and the children
@@tsumugikotobuki5949 Worst place to quote Anakin lmao
Hypothetically, the "Magic Viagra" could apply to any mage servant significantly skilled
Morgan is so ridiculously knowledgeable and powerful, she would probably figure it out in an afternoon if she had not already thought it through, the self asserted wife that she is
Even Medea, who is not on the level of Morgan or Merlin is still skilled to the point of being a Rule Breaker. She could most likely figure it out as well
Why need this?
I cant believe I'm hearing these words spoken with a straight face. Based.
Instead of clickbaiting or making a video on a completely unrelated topic like many do on April Fools you actually did what you advertised. All I have to say is that you are a honorable man and the community thanks you.
Nah, I'd ask people in my server this question everyday. Then again, cursed topics aren't off-limits there 😂
Interesting.....(mostly because I didn't know)
@@kinghassan2038 You're too innocent for this degenerate world Gramps.
i need this server
@@karnas1mp I can give you invite code if you want.
@@karnas1mp If you want to, I'll give an invite link.
Morgan and Castoria can get pregnant? My life is now complete
Castoria yes, morgan NO,
No to Morgan……… because she’s mine.
Every servant can have kids as long as you have Merlin on board
That fucking incubus
Lol or succubus if female don't forget that little detail
@@nprince7462 fair enough.
But I'm really surprised yknow. Merlin being a half incubus and proto Merlin being a half succubus and they themselves not doing any of the horny stuff makes little to no sense at all
@@yesman7675 unless they do so behind scenes lol or they use the pupils as victims lol
@@nprince7462 oh hell naw imagine a Merlin x altria ntr💀
Cursed Video? This isn’t The Ring
That’s what you think. Just wait seven days…
I think of this as a Scientific, cultural, and experimental topic.
@frenchgoose2712
It's been a little bit more than 7 days.
IM STILL ALIVE MOTHERF*KER!!!!
(Meanwhile in Devil May Cry verse, Vergil present Nero who is his mom)
Vergil: "And thats was the story, about how i met your mother."
Nero: 😧😧😧
Nero Claudius: 😊😊😊
I imagined this with 3rd Ascension Draco Nero
Haha so do I and that's what makes it funny
@@nprince7462 😅😅😅
@@josecuestas7246 oh come on you can't blame me for that comment it would be quite funny
1:40 It was actually Caren that commented that not Angra, infact he was bewildered by her reaction.
Kildge, you should realize by now that this is absolutely going to cause massive forums of discussions, Reddit, 4chan, any site that supported discussion thread will now be flooded with this topic to this video.
You only have yourself to blame 😔
_Hey, publicity is publicity_
I mean, is he that well known in the fate comunity that this video would spread so vastly
@@guilhermegaspar752 Yes, for irl lore of myth and legends he’s essential to the fandom
Haha well that's cool
You forgot Maou Nobunaga. Her demon king skill let's her reformat her body so she theoretically could give herself the functioning equipment to make Mini Nobus
Yeah mini nobus XD,
"Functioning equipment"
Yeah.
I need this as a fan fic reference.
Artoria is definitely exempt from this right?
@@babylonnightfgo Yes
Good good. Saves me redrafting stuff@@guilhermegaspar752
@babylonnightfgo, does this mean she can make a child with his favorite cooking master/sheath/hero of justice, Japanese red hair, Shirou Emiya?
@@carlosmoisesbenitezbarrera7405 I dunno. But I want to know if she can have a kid with that golden guy who she hates.
FINALLY!
The prophecy has been fulfilled!
Yeah, we can now impregnate servants
2:30 This isn't a statement. This is a threat.
Next April fool fgo mpreg tier list let's goooooo!
I’m a proud degenerate. I’ve been pondering this a lot, and came to the same conclusions in the case of incarnated servants. The other servants. Well, good to know for my fanfictions
I think they all can get pregnant if you try hard enough
More slow mcqueen XD, your Excalibur need a recharge XD
Since Astolfo is canonical to be incarnated and still running around, in the Apoc timeline. Then that means he's making those Ankoman doujins a reality.
But like, in that case wouldn't that just be Apoc Astolfo, and not the Chaldea one?
@@rafaelbastos8713 Him and Laeticea finna be _very good friends,_ if you know what I mean. ;)
Would be interesting take if you find out both ways were swung
You crossed the line bro, 😡,
@@RAGNATHEBLOOEDGE look I meant no offense at all people are people and honestly people have their choices. I'm just saying right here going too far is not my intention far from it actually however I see it more then people realize so it's only a point of view no need to be uptight mate
I DONT NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS
this may be April Fools
But the fandom's desire to plapplapplap is unstoppable
Prisma Illya's version of Illya isn't a homunculus, she's a normal girl. The homunculus argument would apply to the version Illya who is Sitonai.
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70% sure that Prisma Illya is still a homunculus.
Not that it matters, since she is physically too young to get pregnant if she's human.
Prisma Illya is a homunculus. She’s just like FSN Illya only she was born earlier and was to be used for the 4th HGW instead of Iris, but since the HGW was shut down it never happened.
🤨🤨📸📸
as a wise man said "just do it hard enough until it happen"
All homunculi aren't made the same way. So sad that the Eisburns couldn't be bothered to be consistent with their homunculi creation process.
"kuku, by the power of my near infinite amount of command seals I ORDER YOU to be be able to be breedable"
i will have an army of mini ORTlets by the end of the year
That's just Australia mate
Makes you wonder what ORTlets would look like? Once imagined uncanny Ritsuka of either gender with a ORT disc behind them while very unearthly
@@MaxHDAvenger nah they'd just look like that one spider girl/boy from monster musume
@@MaxHDAvengerHuman with crystal hair
Who is ORT?
Happy April Fool's day, great video.... very well researched.
Can't wait for next year, when part 2 is going to explain which male Servants can get pregnant
merlin do i need say anymore
Lol I was thinking merlin but for so many different reasons
too degenerate,weirdo.
Lets do it with the boys now!
Surprisingly good and even educational video for a shitpost. Great work and thank you for the content
With boys? Come on brooooo 🌈🤨,
(Alternate events of Fate route)
Shirou: "And thats was the story, about how i met your mom."
The deepest lore.
Regarding Ilya, Chloe, and Miyu: On top of all the other problems, are they even old enough to reach menarche?
Yes technically possible
@@Hazel564thanks bro 😏,
Cursed? My guy, this is blessed.
It saddens me that Kiara isn't here. And I'm a woman.
If so, we all boned.
i'm not sure how much you know about requiem as well , but it's explained in lore that since everyone in requiem has a personal servant that is , effectively , one step off being incarnated , and there's no need to fight , they can stay manifested until the very end , giving birth to a " quasi-servant " .
In summer 1, Kiyohime starts fantasizing about ‘Adam and Eve-ing’ with the master. Scathach ‘assures’ us that as long as ‘everyone’ consents, it’s fine. If playing as the female master, scathach will offer the use of her runes.
Do it with the boys. DO IT. please.
In what form? Like a pregnant femboy?
I would like to argue that arthur should be on this list as a potential candidate since lady merlin seems like the type of person to give him a womb just to see what happens after hearing what man merlin did to saber
"If you quote this video as legit information I'm gonna do it again."
You know it's gonna happen klidge.
"She'd sooner kill you than bear your child, but I'm a gambling man", bro just described me.
I'm not backing down. If there's a chance, even if small, it just means that it isn't impossible.
Some preparations before hand, make the 3 command seals as strong as possible, summon and incarnate the Servant, and just try my luck. A Win is a Win, and a Loss is a good try.
Ps: But seriously, very good video, very fun and all. Keep going, bro. 👍
Bro got even plushie speechless (pls do an argonauts/avengers/strongest greek servants video) also i think izanami was a psuedo servant
I would like the guys too. For Science, yup
Everytime i hear *incident* i see people who are dead in shibuya
You opened Pandora's Box with this video... and on that note, what about this hypothesis of mine: Nero with her skill "Imperial Privilege", her justification being "Of course I can have children even if I'm a Servant! I'm the Emperor of Rome blessed by Venus herself! It would be strange if I couldn't!"
Time to meticulously categorize and reorder my library according to these new findings
I know I'm in for an entertaining time when Klidge lets the shower thoughts win.
Poor Miyu. A pseudo grail in the form of a person
The little girl only need good food and heatpats XD,
I would assume atleast any "living human" trait servants would be able to get pregnant
RELEASE THW BRAINROT DAMMIT
Now you could do it with the boys. You could give long drawn out arguments about which ones aren’t shooting dust.
Or hear me out, you do a video explaining which male servants can get pregnant.
For instance Caster Cu (same reasons as Skadi), Zeus, Merlin, and of course Gilgamesh he’s got a lot of weird things in his gate of Babylon and I’m sure he would like to settle down with enkidu one day
8:10 Hang on a minute. If BB can have a child due to her EX rank Self-Modification shouldn’t Jalter, who also has EX ranked Self-Modification skill be able to do so as well?
MOTHER JALTER COMICS ARE CANON BABY (Yes I know it was the grial/Iri who made her pregnant there but still)
your choice of background images while talking about this is in impeccable, already losing it at 1:22
I have been waiting for this, thank you Klidge.
If you're not a coward, you'll make a video for the boys anyway.
A femboy lover detected?
Truly, the video we needed
Ok, now I need you to do that in depth video on the topic, cause I want to know the specifics of how one would “impregnate” Koyanskaya.
For research, of course.
I will never look at muramasa same way .
FINALLY SOME IMPORTANT FGO INFORMATION
I respect your courage to make this video, goat man.
You are a bit off with the faeries, faeries are not capable of being born between a human and a fae, but children can be born between them, the kid would just be human with some gifts. As we saw with Beryl, whose mother was a faery/witch.
a baobhan sith?
Living Human servants are NOT the same thing as Pseudo Servants.
Case and point: Scathach is a living servant.
A living servant is a servant who was summoned despite not having had died yet. While all living human servants are considered pseudo-servants in FGO, not all pseudo-servants are living human servants.
Truly a video of all time
I for one would love to see you do one for the boys!
Now I want to see part 2 goat man
Thank you for posting absolute facts and granting us mere mortals with such knowledge.
Thank you for your civil service and your sacrifice, Klidge.
This video was honestly more interesting and in-depth than I expected
We need part 2 with the boys, comrades
Fae doesn't reproduce naturally though. Morgan is a half fae born to two humans cuz of some "Will of the Planet" shenanigans
Actually, Artoria's wish before she died was that if she gets summoned again she'd be brought back alive.
What about Artmeis? She wouldnt do it obviously, but she is still a goddess.
Also, Apocrypha Jeanne.
her powers ate mostly sealed though.
If only FGO Part 2 or Ritsuka Fujimaru's story can have multiple Valentines marriage ending if either choosing Mash Kyrielight or the male or female servants...
This Video excited me. Thank you
You have my attention, waiting for the male version.
yaoi?
I don't know what I'll do with this information but thank you for your service sir.
Congratulations this video will forever be your greatest living legacy
nah, this is reference-able material now
thank you for making this cursed topic video
Didn't Scathach made an off hand comment during Summer one 2nd phase how if it comes down to it she can give the master the tools to impregnate her servants and repopulate... and this was her telling the female Master that?
I actually do recall that with her it is possible despite her title she techally could use not only runic magic but if she learned other tricks it could be possible
QUESTIONS THAT DEMAND ANSWERS
In the case with Artoria it might be possible because It was actually the Real Artoria and not just a copy like any of the servants in Zero/Stay Night
No way you recorded this with a straight face...
Happy april fools everyone!
Thanks, I'm gonna need this.