"hey, Barbie! Do you want to go to the pool?" "It's been 47 years. Why do you do this? He is dead. Ken is gone. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. Please stop this. I ask you to respect my boundaries and my loss, and you don't. You keep finding me. How? What do you want? Is it money? I will give you all the money in the world. Or perhaps it's fame, or notoriety, or a mansion--name your price and I'll pay it. What is it that would make you stop tormenting me?" "See you in an hour!"
“Hi, Barbie. It’s Ken. I miss you. It’s been really quiet since I died. There’s nothing here. But the voices. They never stop. Great, see you in an hour!”
@Vincent Rocks 2.0 Oh dear, I didn’t know I had two of the same comments, must’ve been a glitch! I’ll delete the other one, I’m really sorry if I offended you.
When I was a kid I had a Barbie "laptop" that had a bunch of little games on it. I have no recollection of what the games actually were but I'm sure it was awful and I'd love to see Jon get his hands on one.
Barbie was rather revolutionary when she was made. Only adult novelty toys had "boobs". When she hit shelves, a lot of parents were shocked, possibly even disgusted...but little girls, who were in love with the idea of becoming a teenagers, demanded the doll for Christmas. And that's why modern dolls have plastic boobs.
Stocking Anarchy 'I DON'T WANT MY DAUGHTER TO PLAY WITH A DOLL WHO HAS BODILY FEATURES SHE WILL EVENTUALLY DEVELOP AS SHE GROWS INTO AN ADULT! THIS IS BLASPHEMOUS!"
"Hey barbie, would you like to go to dinner?" _"I told you to stop calling me ken, did you forget about the restraining order?"_ *_"See you in a hour!"_*
1:54 maybe hans zimmer scored the game and was going for some sort of digital BWAHHHHH, representing the tension & high stakes of the scenario eh, i thought about it for a few more minutes and have decided that's probably not the case
This episode spawned some of my favorite JonTron quotes. 1. "Jon, what are you playing?" "Systemic oppression." 2. "That one looks like Mickey! And that one looks like a cease and desist!"
Well this is it. The time has come for me to comment on a JonTron video. I am so glad you showed Blue Ribbon Race. Now maybe people will stop asking me why I didn't play it along with the other horse games. Surprised you didn't look at the original Barbie Detective!
That's 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% said in porn
*”hey barbie! do you want to go to the pool?”* *”* *_it’s been ten years, ken. everything is dead. the apocalypse is here, and it’s time that we accept our eternal end._* *”* *”see you in a hour!”*
@@RADSPEON nope! A scot here! Oh my whats this? *the realisation half of the people i represent are probably nearby a mountain somewhere. Including me*
CommissarKozlov The main reason was to work on JonTron because fans were mad at him for not making any episodes. However, there are many fans/theories that suggest that Arin and Jon had a falling out
"Hello?" "Hi, Barbie. It's Ken. I miss you. It's so quiet after you died. There's nothing... but the voices. They never stop..." *S E E Y O U I N A N H O U R*
What if barbie died in a car crash in the game and Ken just keeps on calling thinking its barbie on the call when really its her friends trying to stop him. But he just says other stuff to try and get her to come. When she comes its not her. Its the funeral. But Ken thinks she came to the date. Not realising he's at it
New Jersey is so beautiful though! I've lived there for 18 years. The former governor actually just moved into my town! cHr iS ch rist ie is hoLdin g mE hhostagee... pLease.. hhelp m e c Hr is Ch ri stie is ppu re eVi L
"in reality, what this guy's really doing is eyeing up their genie lamps, which oddly enough is not a sexual euphemism. also he has a big black unicorn, which actually IS a sexual euphemism".
Me: I wonder what's on my recommendations today. TH-cam: Bruh, I gotchu. You remember watching that video by JonTron around 500 times already. Me: The Barbie one? TH-cam: Yes. Me: Well, since I didn't I watch it this year. Sure.
She's been the President, an artist, scientist, and so many things that women usually aren't. Yet people say she's a bad influence because of her figure.
+Derpy Hooves It seem like the only thing she hasn't been is a Pokémon Trainer, one of Xehanort's 13 seekers of Darkness, and, of course, a living pizza.
+Derpy Hooves Well, her figure used to be physically impossible, and careers don't make up for children starving themselves and developing extreme body issues and eating disorders.
I believe it is referencing the Iowa state fair which as someone from Illinois and lives in Wisconsin is really the only thing that I hear about the state besides you grow delicious corn.
"Hey barbie, do you want to hang out?" "Look, I don't know who you are but stop calling me or I'm notifying the police, please stop harassing me" *"Okay, see you in an hour."*
He literally doesn't though. In fact, Ken happily goes to the real world WITH Barbie and does absolutely nothing to stop her from leaving Barbie Land. He was better off without her! Did you even watch the movie???
@@gordieboi2340I’m a chick and kens mojo casa house was the only decent part of the movie (I really hated the film in general) I didn’t really like Barbies as a little girl tho. I much preferred the ninja turtles…
6:27 'After being defeated in the battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort decided to embrace the feelings he'd been repressing for years, and he went through with the operation to become Volde-Morticia
Did anyone *actually* play with Barbies the way big corporations "think" we played with them? Cuz I distinctly remember being around 5-6 years old, and having my barbies fighting for their lives against dinosaurs. And literally losing their heads and limbs in the process.
I always had weird fantasies where lions or something eat naked girls. I've been into hardcore BDSM since I was a little 4 year old, and if I wasn't scared of dolls, who knows what could've happened-
OniLordMiki No? If I wanted to be annoyed by a bunch of high-pitched anime schoolgirls I'd check into a psychiatric ward because something would clearly be wrong with me.
I find it funny how people can find a doll that has had a job in almost every single career over the past 50 years sexist. Yeah she's the image of a pretty blonde but she was a fucking astronaut. What more do you people want?
Very few people find Barbie 100% sexist. There are problematic parts to her, yeah, but I seen lots of feminists praise her for the variety of careers she's had. I actually had a businesswoman Barbie when I was a kid. I think a lot of the problems with Barbie arise from her proportions and the fact that young, skinny, blonde, white women keep being held up as the "ideal beauty". And that's not really good when you're the most famous doll in the world. Butttt, what can you do? Lol. Even with other dolls, like Bratz, which has racial diversity, you got the body type problems. Not to mention how all of these dolls focus on the girly stuff. I'd really like there to be a girl doll that wears masculine clothing. Imo, one of the few doll brands that are helping girls grow up with a more open mind are dolls like American Girl (and I know there are other brands like them). Each girl has a different interest and a different personality. Some of them can be tomboys, some of them are girly girls, and some are both. Points them in a good direction, you know?
kurayamidesu The problem with this mindset is that if you look at it, no dolls for either gender have realistic proportions. Bratz are insanely unrealistic so are less of a problem. No one who isn't completely insane will look at those gigantic headed freaky alien girls and say "yeah. Humans can look like that." Idk it's a friggin doll, I think people look way too into it.
***** No, absolutely not. It's that a blonde white girl has been the face of beauty in America (and in a lot of places all over the world thanks to westernization) for years and years. That isn't to say that girls who are blonde and white AREN'T beautiful. It's just that other girls start getting the idea that they have to live up to this idea. It's not the hair color that's the problem. It's that "perfect girl" thing that's the problem.
14:38 i literally nearly choked to death on my water i had to spit it out all over the floor. Beware the dangers of watching Jon Tron. Dont nearly die like i did. Also now i gotta get a mop
Conrad Andrew Several months ago, I laughed so hard on his workout video where you prance around like a horse that I fell down the stairs. I was in pain for two weeks and I'm very thankful I wasn't seriously hurt. I'm still a fan and will continue to rewatch until hopefully he comes back.
A new JonTron video is like a rousing chorus of "Hakuna Matata" with Pumbaa and Timon. It almost makes me forget that my father was trampled and gored by wildebeests because I was dumb enough to get stuck in the gorge during a stampede. Almost.
Monkey D. Luffy Bet you hud that meat real good...the best meat huder in the land, I'd wager. Once you've hud meat, nobody can fund it, amirught? *nudge nudge* *wink wink* #casualgrammarnazi #itscool #everybodymakesmistakes #everybodyhasthosedays
Fun fact: Ruth Handler, the Barbie creator was married to Elliot Handler, the man responsible for the Hot Wheels line at Mattel. they named the dolls after their kids, Barbara and Ken.
The Barbie horse game for the wii wasn't that bad. You could basically go free-roaming on a horse and abandon all objectives whenever you wanted for days and Ken would be calling you, asking you to come home but I never did.
Correct, you cannot describe how bad it is. It isn't bad, because it isn't anything. Although new information has yielded the possibility that Wyoming *does,* in fact, exist, but is _misplaced on all known maps._
almost 2 years later in 2016 and this video is somehow more relevant now than it was when it released, it has everything, people complaining about sexism, Donald trump, creepy clowns, its essentially 2016 in a shell nut
Hey, I live in Florida. Granted last year a 4 year old got shot in the arm outside my high school, this year someone took a dump in the stairwell at the same school and it didn't get cleaned up for 3 whole weeks, and I once saw a fountain that had a sign specifically forbidding people with diahrea from being around it. But it's not so bad. We got LegoLand.
At first I was like "this is why women don't play video games. They have to put up with this condescending shit where they play dress up and go on dates with Ken" but then I was like "hey wait a minute, when I think of all the time I've spent in character creation picking just the right outfit so I can go and slay Ken, or some other monster"....
no most of the time girls get hate for playing games by bullshit douche-bags though some guys don't care or are cool some are stuck in 1950 and that can be scary
+Kristie Hill statistics dont back what you say. more girls play video games than boys. true, they are not online, competetive, violent, or any triple A releases, but there are still more women that play video games than men. they tend to be more attracted to puzzle and matching games.
***** i never said the games they play "arent real games." And im well aware. My sister loves call of duty (im personally not a fan of fps) my cousin loves atory games like until dawn and heavy rain. My best friend loves platformers like ori and the blind forest, rythim games like osu and mobas like WoW. And my ex was a diamond support main in LoL who refused to play ranked with me because i wasnt good enough for her. Im also friends with some really cool female streamers if you would like to check them out. What i was saying was just that they tend [statistically] to be more attracted to puzzle and matching games. (Which are real games)
I come home, open my laptop, get my daily intake of GameGrumps, Markiplier, Derp Crew and so forth, and I just happened to glance at my subscriptions. ITS A NEW JOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNTRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE EXCLAMATION POINTS AND SCREAMING!!!!!!!!
"hey, Barbie! Do you want to go to the pool?"
"It's been 47 years. Why do you do this? He is dead. Ken is gone. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. Please stop this. I ask you to respect my boundaries and my loss, and you don't. You keep finding me. How? What do you want? Is it money? I will give you all the money in the world. Or perhaps it's fame, or notoriety, or a mansion--name your price and I'll pay it. What is it that would make you stop tormenting me?"
"See you in an hour!"
“Hi, Barbie. It’s Ken. I miss you. It’s been really quiet since I died. There’s nothing here. But the voices. They never stop.
Great, see you in an hour!”
@Vincent Rocks 2.0 Oh dear, I didn’t know I had two of the same comments, must’ve been a glitch! I’ll delete the other one, I’m really sorry if I offended you.
Poor Barbie
Vincent Rock's 2.0
Calm u self
That’s a death threat
Ken: "Hi Barbie, it's Ken. Would you like to go on a date?"
Barbie: *unholy screeching*
Ken with ears bleeding: "Great! See you in an hour!"
By unholy screeching, would you happen to mean the second game in the Hercules video?
Patrick demonic screeching
*LOL* 😂😂
His ears are filling my pool my non existence pool
The only thing they fear is you intensifies.
NYC Kid: What's that man doing mom?
His Mom: He's recording himself yelling at New Jersey honey.
Just a typical day in New York
are jon and greg still friends?
Thumbs up for this guy! This is hilarious!
NYC Kid: Why?
His Mom: For the internet son, for the internet
Holy shit is that what the water in NYC looks like?
I played Barbie Horse Racing on the PS2 as a kid. It low key becomes a horror game if you ignore Ken’s calls to return when it becomes night.
You have any footage of this that I could watch?
...What happens at night then?
@@SW1TCHED-CHANNELS A bunch of creepy ambiance plays, like a chainsaw, for example.
@@KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cfI’m sorry, WHAT?
@@KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cfa man ken only take so much
When I was a kid I had a Barbie "laptop" that had a bunch of little games on it. I have no recollection of what the games actually were but I'm sure it was awful and I'd love to see Jon get his hands on one.
Honestly same
I had one too!
My sister had (has?) one too. I got a Batman one. The Barbie game thing had stuff like snake and mowing the lawn and picking up coat hangers.
I think my sister had one of those. It was a chunky, shiny pink thing shaped like a giant compact.
I had one too! I actually miss it because I really liked some of the games on there. I remember some were about learning, like math.
>go to Florida
>entire level is underwater
This video has aged impeccably
lmao too soon
SteppupFoRetsam Ha.
*_too soon_*
Barbie isn't just an "adult doll", she's been an oracle this whole time.
bjotiful
Barbie was rather revolutionary when she was made. Only adult novelty toys had "boobs". When she hit shelves, a lot of parents were shocked, possibly even disgusted...but little girls, who were in love with the idea of becoming a teenagers, demanded the doll for Christmas.
And that's why modern dolls have plastic boobs.
What about silicone boobs
Stocking Anarchy 'I DON'T WANT MY DAUGHTER TO PLAY WITH A DOLL WHO HAS BODILY FEATURES SHE WILL EVENTUALLY DEVELOP AS SHE GROWS INTO AN ADULT! THIS IS BLASPHEMOUS!"
Meredith Caudle Well, this was the fifties (?) we were talking about.
+Stocking Anarchy and that;s why modern boobs have plastic girls
Boyslenderp The Channel XD
"I want to feel your skin inside me"
I'm not gonna buy or wear any clothes again now
That sounds creepy and I wanna use it
"oh my god is that really what florida looks like?"
floridians: he's seen too much. we have to get rid of him.
*Blumenkrantz intensifies*
@@theokremer1956 copied
Oh my~ \:)
"Hey barbie, would you like to go to dinner?"
_"I told you to stop calling me ken, did you forget about the restraining order?"_
*_"See you in a hour!"_*
*_I'll bring the rifle!_*
Miss do you want me to call the police?
Run, Barb! The call's coming from inside the dream-house!
"When Ken Calls"
Coming to cinemas near you
Restraining orders are temporary Ken is eternal
Hmmmm... what is my day missing?
*TH-cam recommends 4 year old classic JonTron vid*
Perfect
Welcome :)
That profile picture looks wrong
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Omg same happened to me today
Right
"I have seen game. This is not game."
- JonTron, 2015
It's not game. It was more like phone.
Who was phone anyway? Is he related to kill?
I WANNA KNOOOOW
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GAME?
When does he say this?
First Jontron quote of 2015.
+MiniKronos SG 8:47
“WAKE UP BARBIE YOU’VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR 17 YEARS”
"Great. See you in a hour."
Ahh! Don't!
Read this just as he said that.
Is it even possible to survive a coma for that long?
@@joelbond7440 Yes. Look up Terry Wallis
Detective Barbie was actually really fun. My older sister and I loved how the culprit changed every time. I sucked at the water slide game though.
Was that the one were they were finding a stolen item, while on a cruise? I remember that one.
I played Mario world
@@rednukegoboom3262 cool
@@rednukegoboom3262 cool
@@Mamato4525 last time I played it was on my switch
I live in Wyoming can confirm it is 50% hostile winds
Same. Seems more like 65-70% where I'm at
Wait, Wyoming exists?
@@jasonandrsen no, no it doesn't. It's just a figment of your imagination
Jason Andersen as an FBI agent I’m legally required to tell you yes
@@jasonandrsen *NO, BUT WE MUST RUN NOW!*
I lost my shit when Jon said "SPOOOOORTS!"
Same XD
Cool trainer Steven Kenhemed.
ski4567 When does he say that?
Furious Kitten 4:50
ski4567 same
“Uh, this is game? I have seen game. This is not game.” will forever be one of my favorite JonTron quotes ever
"Most of the population in Wyoming is just hostile winds!" I can't stop laughing!
@Man of Culture and his "carrot" patch
I've been to Wyoming so many times for the lottery, and it's pretty empty
Razenoid15 Ima git mah gun!
@@pillowcasecorner7519 protect me, gun!
Razenoid15 Bad human!
>A clown is the icon for Iowa
>There is a clown in Slipknot
>Slipknot is from Iowa
>Barbie is an edgy Slipknot fan
***** Swing and a miss
That explains a lot although it does raise more questions.
HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
***** Well, he definitely won't be able to cut himself with the dullness of your jokes.
I thought I was the only one who thought that but we should all agree Corey is the best member
"oh my god is that really what florida looks like?"
floridians: he's seen too much. we have to get rid of him.
That joke didn't age well... In a good way.
He's too dangerous to be kept alive!
Snag him
Floridian here
Can agree
As a Floridian I take no offense
Never thought they’d take Jontron’s joke about “toxic masculinity Ken” and make a whole movie out of it. What a strange world we live in.
I hope you really don't think that Jon came up with that joke, which has been around since the 70s.
@@yoshidinono8095 you must be really "fun" at parties or hanging out in general :P
Lmaoo nice to know someone else came back to this video after the movie.
Kens are the ones that are misrable in that movie
@@yoshidinono8095I can’t tell if ur serious or not but i’m pretty sure they were joking 😭😭
Gotta admit the part where he said "Looking at they ass, and being a general creep" caught me off guard and laugh more than I should have
Jon. This was ECH-cellent.
Hey Chad!
I was just watching you, and I stumble across you here. THERE IS NO ESCAPE
CommanderMike GAMES IT'S NO USE
Chadtronic RESIST IS FUTILE!
Chadtronic WHAT IS THIS
1:54 maybe hans zimmer scored the game and was going for some sort of digital BWAHHHHH, representing the tension & high stakes of the scenario
eh, i thought about it for a few more minutes and have decided that's probably not the case
Yup, probably not the case.
what is schmoyoho doing here
I like his white cap.
Wait WHAAAAAT?!? Schmoyoho watches JonTron?!?! Fo real?!?!
FrodoBaggins1926 It's new to all of us.
5:36 “ _I WANT TO FEEL YOUR SKIN INSIDE ME_ “ thank you for the pickup line, Jon
XD
Works all the time if what you want is a restraining order
Works best if you're a lady or a gay bottom.
Ennard In a nutshell:
@@CoralCopperHead gay switch but close enough
This episode spawned some of my favorite JonTron quotes.
1. "Jon, what are you playing?"
"Systemic oppression."
2. "That one looks like Mickey! And that one looks like a cease and desist!"
And let's not forget:
3. "Spoooooorts!"
or, "GET READY TO PLAY BARBIE, BITCHES :{}"
they're givin out free stuff in there!
4. You look like fried chicken
5. What the fucking fuuuuuuuck?!
Well this is it. The time has come for me to comment on a JonTron video. I am so glad you showed Blue Ribbon Race. Now maybe people will stop asking me why I didn't play it along with the other horse games. Surprised you didn't look at the original Barbie Detective!
...or the PS2 Barbie games.
Hey, lucahjin. How's it hangin'?
Thank you for doing it.
Now I can ship the two of you.
Lucah get back in the stables!
Say Lucah, how is Daisy's hood coming along?
"I want to feel your skin inside me~!"
Ok, I'm too drunk for this I'm going back to sleep.... hopefully without night terrors...
69th like
That's 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% said in porn
*_what is being drunk like_*
*_I am underage_*
Were you smoking a beer?
I’m not drunk enough for this
*”hey barbie! do you want to go to the pool?”*
*”* *_it’s been ten years, ken. everything is dead. the apocalypse is here, and it’s time that we accept our eternal end._* *”*
*”see you in a hour!”*
Yes.
Lego Movie 2 in a nutshell
One day he just says a different time, she knows. she knows he speaks the truth for once.
THIS IS THE BRIGHTEST TIMELINE
HOLY SHIT YOU WATCH JONTRON?
PRAISE JEBUS
YESSS XD
Taka :D
Abed Nadir is that you??
PenguinHQ the real question is, who doesn't watch johntron? Hes become very popular, even among big youtubers! Keep up the good work john!
ken: hey barbie, wanna go to the strip club?
barbie: no, and i don't want you to go there either.
ken: see you in an hour.
Roman Bellic: "Cousin, want to go to a strip club?"
Niko Bellic: "Good idea. I pick you up in an hour."
@@hawkeye5955 eyyy
@@hawkeye5955 Nico. We are gentlemen. Let us go to gentleman’s club together!
I love playing Systemic Oppression with my younger cousin
Just a Mimikip same, it’s my favorite game
Just a Mimikip sweet home Alabama
I thought it was only me
Same
Hol up
The only barbie movie I need is this classic
"I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself" - Barbie 1991
Words spoken from a real women.
4:14
Who doesn't live chicken nuggets
Barbie is a 👽 alien come on she making people look like her and hurting their self to look good
GalaxyCake lol
"we want to feel your skin inside us" thats a different kind of terrifying
Read it with a calm voice and it becomes sexy.
@@alexeysaranchev6118 Stop.
@@merchantziro4285 STAHP!
Just want it raw I guess
I dislike these replies
As an Iowa native I can confirm that our state's chief export is pop-up carnivals.
PopcornBunni yea I thought it would be a corn joke but I guess they touched on the other thing we have
Top commodity is popcorn lmao
cornivals
Barbie was sponsored by slipknot
Not sure where in Iowa you live bc so do I and I don't know where these carnivals are
"50% of the population is just hostile winds."
coming from a wyoming-ite, can confirm
Witch half of the population are you
@@thecheezyweebboy8835 yes
Kudos to the truck driver. Not his first rodeo!.
Y’all are wyomers
@@RADSPEON nope! A scot here! Oh my whats this?
*the realisation half of the people i represent are probably nearby a mountain somewhere. Including me*
6:06 *JonTron is the actual first lady*
Falco: hey Foxo where did you get that classified info
He's literally first...
Remember when AVGN talked about Barbie and he had nothing to say? Jon Tron kinda showed us how it's supposed to be done.
Are you the real Lonely Goomba?
He is the real one
How can you write youtube comments when you're stuck between two pipes?
Please don't become the new PressFart. I've seen you on at least 5 different channels. Please don't be that person.
owww damn what a burn
*_"I maxed out my credit card."_*
-Jontron Exclusive Figurine
I want one.
Hooked On Chronics clown with gun JonTron YouTooz when?
Now for a limited time only on Youtooz!
I'll take your entire stock!
Thousandth like
13:37 Jon was so terrified of the music that he didn't even play this game
It's not just the music man, the way the horse creepily undulates up and down in tandem with the music adds to the dread.
I like the music >+<
something is wrong with me but that isnt news
1337 gamer
@@joshzuker8308 It reminds me of older creepy animations like Salad Fingers and I really like it
@@Mothbean *I LIKE RUSTY SPOONS*
"Jon, what are you playing?" "Systemic oppression." *intensifies*
barbie dolls, alright?
It's the bitches fault lolol
JonTron used cheep shop ost from Scott Pligrim vs world
Gavindude7 it's all her fault! She bought this on herself!
Something that doesn't exist.
"I have seen game. This is not game."
Can we make that into a T-shirt?
Jontron do Spongebob games
There are several quotes from him we can have on a t shirt
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Collin Priddy You'd buy anything Koro-Sensei
+Bee Thompson Good idea!
"Season 3"?
Wait, wait, JonTron has SEASONS?
Lol, I didnt know ether!
***** Yeah but most people didn't think he literally meant seasons, I thought he was just trying to say he's reimagining the show.
***** Why did he quit GameGrumps exactly?
Mentally
CommissarKozlov The main reason was to work on JonTron because fans were mad at him for not making any episodes. However, there are many fans/theories that suggest that Arin and Jon had a falling out
Good to rewatch this knowing a Barbie movie is coming out.
How humanity shines.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Barbie. It's Ken. I miss you. It's so quiet after you died. There's nothing... but the voices. They never stop..."
*S E E Y O U I N A N H O U R*
😭🤣😵
What if barbie died in a car crash in the game and Ken just keeps on calling thinking its barbie on the call when really its her friends trying to stop him. But he just says other stuff to try and get her to come. When she comes its not her. Its the funeral. But Ken thinks she came to the date. Not realising he's at it
The car crash also explains the car
And we see barbie because it's kens mind. Its what he thinks shes doing
@@commentbot4641 holy shit dude
No! Bad New Jersey! Bad state! Go to your room! --- JonTron
IncredibleMe He clearly lives in New York
WAIT.
But Dan from Game Grumps is from New Jersey.
New Jersey is so beautiful though! I've lived there for 18 years. The former governor actually just moved into my town!
cHr iS ch rist ie is
hoLdin g mE hhostagee... pLease..
hhelp m e
c Hr is Ch ri stie is
ppu
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I live is NJ it's nice here
As someone from New Jersey I formally apologize for Glenrock and I want to cut it off of the state.
6:43 Oh, god. Those aren’t diamonds. Those are kidney stones
Ow
Kidney diamonds
@@ShadowSearcher31 *OOF*
Urge, i think I'm passing a kidney diamond.
Danananana 🎵
AAAAAH!
Danananana🎵
OOOOH!
Danananana🎵
AAAAAH!
Nah there aborted babies 💀
"in reality, what this guy's really doing is eyeing up their genie lamps, which oddly enough is not a sexual euphemism. also he has a big black unicorn, which actually IS a sexual euphemism".
That's actually a really good idea for a Twilight Zone episode! They should've made that!
+Smither Sink I think there was an episode having to do with a woman that got in a car crash and died but she didn't know she died.
Tony Lara Yes, that one.
This world needs a jontron barbie.
I would play the shit out of that jontron barbie!
Whatddaya mean by _play?_
Kolby Villanueva
You can touch, you can play...
Andrew Liguori
"Which actually, _is_, a sexual euphemism."
A Duck The idea of taking his limbs off and re-attaching them in random orders just fascinates me
Me: I wonder what's on my recommendations today.
TH-cam: Bruh, I gotchu. You remember watching that video by JonTron around 500 times already.
Me: The Barbie one?
TH-cam: Yes.
Me: Well, since I didn't I watch it this year. Sure.
You're 500 years old?
You mean since i didn't watch it this week
I did the math and it's about 5.8 days of watching for 500 times
Today*
Hi Luis, it's Ken. Would you like to watch this video again? Great, see you in an hour!
Cant wait for the sequel, Oppenheimer games.
She's been the President, an artist, scientist, and so many things that women usually aren't. Yet people say she's a bad influence because of her figure.
+Derpy Hooves It seem like the only thing she hasn't been is a Pokémon Trainer, one of Xehanort's 13 seekers of Darkness, and, of course, a living pizza.
+SSBBPOKEFAN I think everyone is a seeker of darkness, even like 4 versions of Xehanort are...
She needs to be a Dragon Slayer next. I'd buy that shit.
+Derpy Hooves Well, her figure used to be physically impossible, and careers don't make up for children starving themselves and developing extreme body issues and eating disorders.
She'd be an amazing role model, but her proportions are all long
As someone living in Iowa, having clowns would be an improvement. There's nothing here
So Iowa is just where Ken went after he died in the boating accident?
I believe it is referencing the Iowa state fair which as someone from Illinois and lives in Wisconsin is really the only thing that I hear about the state besides you grow delicious corn.
I used to live in Iowa and I agree
As a former resident of Iowa, I concur. IOWA IS NOTHING BUT CORN, CORN, AND MORE FUCKING CORN!
Slipknot reference? Who knows.
"Hey barbie, do you want to hang out?"
"Look, I don't know who you are but stop calling me or I'm notifying the police, please stop harassing me"
*"Okay, see you in an hour."*
0:33 The fact that Jon predicted the entire Barbie movie
XD
lol this is the plot of the entire movie
He literally doesn't though. In fact, Ken happily goes to the real world WITH Barbie and does absolutely nothing to stop her from leaving Barbie Land. He was better off without her! Did you even watch the movie???
@@landonvincent7974 I was referring more to the part with Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House
@@gordieboi2340I’m a chick and kens mojo casa house was the only decent part of the movie (I really hated the film in general) I didn’t really like Barbies as a little girl tho. I much preferred the ninja turtles…
6:27 'After being defeated in the battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort decided to embrace the feelings he'd been repressing for years, and he went through with the operation to become Volde-Morticia
Still better than My Immortal.
Voldemort is a trans icon confirmed.
Just...just no to that fan fiction
Also don’t make the Harry Potter series incur more of the wrath of Rolling than it already has
That sounds exactly like J.K Rowling
He then hung himself because even though he did the surgery he realized he’d never be a girl
"Oh my god, is that really what Florida looks like!?"
Best ending ever.
As someone who's been to Florida three times, I can safely say that Florida is just beautiful.
@@legoking6165 shut your mouth
@@blazeissilent8205 shut your mouth
@@legoking6165 as someone who lives here it's really just fucking chaos
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I think I died at the "Bad New Jersey" part XD
Blu Snoipar hey bro he has as much a right to enjoy jontron as we do so back off man jeez
Oh god, I live in New Jersey... IM SORRY THAT MY STATE MADE SUCH TERRIBLE GAMES! "We won't ever do it again!" says crappy Chris Christie.
Really in peace random commenter
Mexican Jesus wtf systemic oppression . that bit was disturbing
I lost it at the hit and run part XD
“While your at the fuckin beach?!?” That one always got me, he sounds like tony soprano!
I want a show where Jon solves mysteries with iJacques.
I want an iJacques app.
What's the mystery? Why the game sucks?
KikBlava I do too XP
Hey Jon! You heard the man? Pitch this concept to a TV network! They'll eat this up!
Now I wonder where is the actual Jacques, I hope he is okay.
I just realized now the 'bacon piece' is actually a glove
Bacon gloves
Cool profile picture
It's a HUMAN
It indeed is a human. But not from our world
its whatever you want it to be
Did anyone *actually* play with Barbies the way big corporations "think" we played with them?
Cuz I distinctly remember being around 5-6 years old, and having my barbies fighting for their lives against dinosaurs.
And literally losing their heads and limbs in the process.
Nnnnice... Not adding anything, just commenting that this is a awesome way to play with Barbies
*I did.*
*walks to corner in shame*
I'm a girl, btw.
I always had weird fantasies where lions or something eat naked girls. I've been into hardcore BDSM since I was a little 4 year old, and if I wasn't scared of dolls, who knows what could've happened-
@@darksev.6468 Nobody asked dude...
Dark Sev. Wow, I guess fetishes are given at birth.
As someone living in Iowa, I can guarentee you that every Iowan watching this video cheered a little internally when they saw Iowa on the map
"You press a direction, hit a button, and repeat".
Huh, who knew The Order 1886 had a prequel on the SNES?
SHOTS FIRED
+Victor Viridian NONE HAS EVER DONE THAT
You don't play many visual novels, do you?
OniLordMiki No? If I wanted to be annoyed by a bunch of high-pitched anime schoolgirls I'd check into a psychiatric ward because something would clearly be wrong with me.
So you're not sure then?
I find it funny how people can find a doll that has had a job in almost every single career over the past 50 years sexist. Yeah she's the image of a pretty blonde but she was a fucking astronaut. What more do you people want?
Has she been a corpsman? Nope
Is corpsman a carrier?
Very few people find Barbie 100% sexist. There are problematic parts to her, yeah, but I seen lots of feminists praise her for the variety of careers she's had. I actually had a businesswoman Barbie when I was a kid. I think a lot of the problems with Barbie arise from her proportions and the fact that young, skinny, blonde, white women keep being held up as the "ideal beauty". And that's not really good when you're the most famous doll in the world. Butttt, what can you do? Lol.
Even with other dolls, like Bratz, which has racial diversity, you got the body type problems. Not to mention how all of these dolls focus on the girly stuff. I'd really like there to be a girl doll that wears masculine clothing.
Imo, one of the few doll brands that are helping girls grow up with a more open mind are dolls like American Girl (and I know there are other brands like them). Each girl has a different interest and a different personality. Some of them can be tomboys, some of them are girly girls, and some are both. Points them in a good direction, you know?
Is being blonde sexist? I never got that part. I mean. Can hair colour be sexist? I don't know, I'm tired and thinking too into this.
kurayamidesu
The problem with this mindset is that if you look at it, no dolls for either gender have realistic proportions. Bratz are insanely unrealistic so are less of a problem. No one who isn't completely insane will look at those gigantic headed freaky alien girls and say "yeah. Humans can look like that." Idk it's a friggin doll, I think people look way too into it.
***** No, absolutely not. It's that a blonde white girl has been the face of beauty in America (and in a lot of places all over the world thanks to westernization) for years and years. That isn't to say that girls who are blonde and white AREN'T beautiful. It's just that other girls start getting the idea that they have to live up to this idea. It's not the hair color that's the problem. It's that "perfect girl" thing that's the problem.
14:38 i literally nearly choked to death on my water i had to spit it out all over the floor.
Beware the dangers of watching Jon Tron. Dont nearly die like i did.
Also now i gotta get a mop
Conrad Andrew Several months ago, I laughed so hard on his workout video where you prance around like a horse that I fell down the stairs. I was in pain for two weeks and I'm very thankful I wasn't seriously hurt. I'm still a fan and will continue to rewatch until hopefully he comes back.
Belinda Elisa LOL yeah hope he returns soon. Hope it wasn't too bad
Belinda Elisa is there a known reason why he left?
You gotta mop up water? Hahahahha
*Bah*
“Hey Barbie! The accident wasn’t your fault! You need to let me go. I’m already dead !”
See you in an hour!
The most difficult part is letting go.
See you in an hour!
A new JonTron video is like a rousing chorus of "Hakuna Matata" with Pumbaa and Timon. It almost makes me forget that my father was trampled and gored by wildebeests because I was dumb enough to get stuck in the gorge during a stampede. Almost.
Well you were singing about how you couldn't wait til you took your dad's place as king.
Lightchao0 10/10 best comment ever.
wait that dead lion meat was your dad *hides meat*
Almost.
Monkey D. Luffy Bet you hud that meat real good...the best meat huder in the land, I'd wager. Once you've hud meat, nobody can fund it, amirught?
*nudge nudge* *wink wink*
#casualgrammarnazi #itscool #everybodymakesmistakes #everybodyhasthosedays
10:34 As a Texan, I can confirm that we absolutely say say things like that. 10/10 you did your research.
"What does a sun need sunglasses for?"
Well obviously, they're _sun_ glasses. As in, glasses for suns.
I can NOT believe he didn’t go over Secret Agent Barbie. That game was everything and more.
MY SISTER HAD THAT WEIRD GAME WITH THE PHYSICAL LAMP!
Just thought y'all should know.
Your sister... sure...
are you sure its a lamp? it looks like a bong
Hey its grolvahna
Did the lamp do anything for the game?
You sir, make my life
He does to all
jontron is love jontron is life
Hey Dawko. Is me!
A wild Dawko appears.
And you sir surprisingly watch this hi
Jon: "...Uuugh nevermind I'm getting stressed out just looking at this."
Also Jon: "*SPOOOOOORTS!!*"
Fun fact: Ruth Handler, the Barbie creator was married to Elliot Handler, the man responsible for the Hot Wheels line at Mattel. they named the dolls after their kids, Barbara and Ken.
Just back here for my annual rewatch of jontrons videos 👍
Kermit can I have my soul back?
Your wife's a pig
Cool dude, me too 👍
"Jon, what are you playing?"
"Systemic oppression."
"Systemic oppression" the feminist fairy tale
We straight White Males like to call it systematic divide and conquer. ;)
Systemic Opression!
* awkward silence *............
luis Godinez ‘jontron-ing intensifies’
When you realize The guy who says the fitness gram pacer test started his career in video games 1:48
The date will start in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
-Then, get in your car and drive to your f*ckin' date.-
*ominous buzzing*
Holy shit
Wait really??
@@calliecorn Did the fitness gram pacer test narrator really voice acted in games?
4:09 *oh god it looks like you’re made out of fried chicken*
Cracked me up 😂
"Iowa's most famous resident... clowns"
*Turns on Slipknot music*
marry me
Clowns.
Stay (sic) maggot.
Yep , Slipknot members really look like clowns.
Too bad Slipknot sucks.
"Ug- This is game? I have seen game. This is not game."
-Jon "JonTron" Jafari
Jon: “OMG Barbie your hair is the same color as your skin, you look like fried chicken!”
Me: 🤣
4:53 The way he just randomly says "SPOOOOORTS!" never fails to make me laugh.
OH GOD IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE MADE OUT OF FRYED CHICKEN
XD
xD
*Fried
The picture makes it better
Henrique Carballo Aranha Your profile pic goes so well with your comment.
The Barbie horse game for the wii wasn't that bad.
You could basically go free-roaming on a horse and abandon all objectives whenever you wanted for days and Ken would be calling you, asking you to come home but I never did.
That...
I wanna play it now...
I loved playing that as a little kid..
Is it bad that I actually still have that game?
That's hilarious.
My sister had that game and she always made me help her with playing the game, even when I try to show her how to play
Idk why but the line "they're giving away free stuff in there!" Really got me
Barbie: *doesn't go on a date with Ken*
JonTron: *Wait, that's illegal.*
I always laugh so hard at the "Systemic Oppression" joke
Cheyenne Hayden me too
Same
Cheyenne Hayden me too.
@That Hippie Gamer your face didn't age well. gotem.
50% of the population is hostile wind😂😂😂 I’m from Casper Wyoming and I cannot describe how accurate that is
Correct, you cannot describe how bad it is. It isn't bad, because it isn't anything.
Although new information has yielded the possibility that Wyoming *does,* in fact, exist, but is _misplaced on all known maps._
almost 2 years later in 2016 and this video is somehow more relevant now than it was when it released, it has everything, people complaining about sexism, Donald trump, creepy clowns, its essentially 2016 in a shell nut
Eddie Becerra My god your right. JON, HOW DID YOU KNOW
JonTronShow more importantly, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US?!
+Addison Bortion well b4 we answer those questions we need to stay on task in figuring out how he gets all these props.
Temprox NO! I DEMAND A ANSWER, GODDAMNIT!
Eddie Becerra I like shell nuts
"Hi, Barbie. It's Ken. Would you like to go to Prom?"
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
"Great. See you in an hour."
Ya mean Kendy’s
1:54 that ear rape
Balze it
[Bad meme was here]
-D- Devil- I
My head hurts
What do ya have, ya volume up ta 1000 percent or some crap, heh?
(BOSTONIAN ME) this is a joke holly jesus.
please god MY EARS!!
Funny fact: The Florida stage is underwater, like the real one!
Gabriel Araujo HAHAHA 😂👌💯
Too soon
not too soon florida doesnt really flood but then again i live next to a rocket place so thanks nasa?
*Jon Tron walks into a library* "Hey, their giving out free stuff in there!"
pardone?? they're giving out f r e e s t u f f ? ?
Matisa Kirisame in a nutshell
Tulipia5 Huh?
George Snell Sorry, I saw a parody with a this clip and a Touhou character
*WAIT*
I can't believe this video is eight years old. I remember it when it was new and I felt age hit me hard.
Hey, I live in Florida.
Granted last year a 4 year old got shot in the arm outside my high school, this year someone took a dump in the stairwell at the same school and it didn't get cleaned up for 3 whole weeks, and I once saw a fountain that had a sign specifically forbidding people with diahrea from being around it.
But it's not so bad. We got LegoLand.
Tundra Turtle You've got one thing going for ya'.
A baby got killed by being whipped at a wall in my apartment complex but yeah we have legoland XD
+BlueFishSign DIDNEY WORL
+SilverGirl327 I don't believe you.
+SilverGirl327 I don't believe you.
At first I was like "this is why women don't play video games. They have to put up with this condescending shit where they play dress up and go on dates with Ken" but then I was like "hey wait a minute, when I think of all the time I've spent in character creation picking just the right outfit so I can go and slay Ken, or some other monster"....
no most of the time girls get hate for playing games by bullshit douche-bags though some guys don't care or are cool some are stuck in 1950 and that can be scary
+Kristie Hill statistics dont back what you say. more girls play video games than boys. true, they are not online, competetive, violent, or any triple A releases, but there are still more women that play video games than men. they tend to be more attracted to puzzle and matching games.
Ayrton Celentino mine was an opinion please show your work before handing it in
Girls play video games if you look closely.
***** i never said the games they play "arent real games." And im well aware. My sister loves call of duty (im personally not a fan of fps) my cousin loves atory games like until dawn and heavy rain. My best friend loves platformers like ori and the blind forest, rythim games like osu and mobas like WoW. And my ex was a diamond support main in LoL who refused to play ranked with me because i wasnt good enough for her. Im also friends with some really cool female streamers if you would like to check them out. What i was saying was just that they tend [statistically] to be more attracted to puzzle and matching games. (Which are real games)
I come home, open my laptop, get my daily intake of GameGrumps, Markiplier, Derp Crew and so forth, and I just happened to glance at my subscriptions.
ITS A NEW JOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNTRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE EXCLAMATION POINTS AND SCREAMING!!!!!!!!
CHILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY WWWWWWWWWILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY
I know right
Markiplier? Blergh
Every single one of them sucks ass, except JonTron of course. (even the new sell out GameGrumps)
I feel you
Jon's Ken joke somehow predicted the plot of Wandavision 5 years early
Bruh lmfao
somehow nothing, it's not exactly an original idea.