If Aliens Abducted a Politician
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.พ. 2024
- What if Aliens abducted a politician? What view of Earth would they get?
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We all know how that'll go down 😅
"Your mom" 💀
Frank when ru gonna post a new video on your second channel?
If aliens abducted a military general? Or a NASA scientist?
next up if aliens abducted a sigma male
“My approval rating is especially high among uninformed voters”
Best line ever ❤
Another way of saying,: american
Classic!
That's why voting is compulsory in Australia.
@@GgdivhjkjlWhat good does that do?
As soon as I saw the title I immediately felt bad for the aliens
lol
Same here, coming from a lobbyist.
don't worry, they'll remember him in therapy
I love how he thought that they were Floridians 😂
As a Floridian this is how I dress
@@r.i.p.t.i.d.eAs another Floridian I also dress this way.
Another native Floridian (I don't live there now but I was born there) can confirm, this is how we dress.
I love this
I completely understand the confusion
I graduated with a major in political science, so I feel like I can give an expert opinion in saying that this is accurate.
Now I wonder if I should have majored in that instead of psychology🤔 (but I still want to major in clinical next).
That is so depressing it’s hilarious
You don't need to graduate from anything to be able to see truth.
I too and yes! 😂
@@Butterflyonlife These days, we need more psychiatrists.
"lobbyists are just so aggressive nowadays" 💀😂
SORO💀
@@ellienavarro4230
Soro's is just a puppet. The puppeteers pulling the strings will never come to the light.
this is exactly how politicians talk... i find that they like to randomly just start blabbering out stories instead of, yknow, answering questions. that part about the single mom and 16 jobs was hilarious-
think about the tractors T_T if you dont vote for me they will send them over seas to steal tanks
Only 12 jobs, she's not that hard done by :)
The tractors though, those poor tractors.
If you elect me I'll see to it that those tractors have a sanctuary built for their protection, and the best bit, that single mom will only need to work an additional 5 jobs to pay for it, and 5 is less than 12, so it's all good.
But that's 17 you say? The thing about numbers, is it's all relative, and after factoring in the inflation of the last government, it's progress :)
Aliens agreeing about Spotify 😂
They always agree with the most relatable things
"Are you incapable of answering a question directly, Earthling?"
Google translate says that means yes.
We really need that Google translate from the Politician language. However it can be painful to hear: "I spent years making my place in the party's political structure being as servile as possible and getting rid of competition and out shouting them and I won, so vote for me! The other guy is very booooo and he hurts the moose (translators are not perfect). I promise, I will also promise during next elections."
@@Pandzikizlasu80 Underrated comment
"Single mom, sixteen beautiful tractors.." xD lmao
They had the decency of not send him back… good 👽
Can we communicate privately
Yes, of course... Aliens have some standards too
This might be the first character from Alien series who’s got jettisoned into open space that I don’t feel sorry for 😂. Amazing sketch, Frank!
there are two types of politicians. Bad and worse
That's why I decided to not vote starting in 2024. Besides, I was gonna vote Green Party 2020 onward but I was registered in Texas then. They're more friendly to third parties. Now I'm registered in Oklahoma. The Libertarians are the only third party on the ballot in Oklahoma.
@@Theodoreroosevelt1912 we could probably have a very heated debate about not voting and letting the bigger evil win instead of voting and hoping that the lesser evil wins. Not really interested in arguing (I suck at debates) but I'd still like to make sure you're aware that not doing anything to try to prevent the bigger evil is (imo, though you might just have a different view on things in general) worse than actively going for the lesser evil, especially when those are the only options (as they are in politics these days). Doesn't matter who you consider worse, but it should (as far as I'm aware) at least be possible to say 'I will be (even just slightly) less upset if this person gets elected' and vote for that one. Or toss a coin if both options are so bad, but I think there is never a reason not to vote. At the very least you can say that you tried, and with how divided the usa is this year any vote could count. Of course, that's just my opinion and as I said, arguing won't do either of us any good - I'm not interested in changing my opinion and I don't know about you, but it would be rude of me to just go and assume that you would feel different - , but I'll just leave this here.
😂😂😂
@@Theodoreroosevelt1912If you're using the rest of the year to make sure things actually change then sure I don't mind you not voting but if you're not doing that THEN WHY LET THE BIGGER EVIL WIN? Like imagine there's 2 doctors one wants to amputate your leg and the other wants to amputate your foot would you just say "Surprise me!"?
@@paulinafirestone7868 I mostly agree but if you are tossing a coin to decide who to vote for, you might as well not vote, because the vote would be uninformed and it may end up being the wrong decision.
Politicians are really good at giving you answers without actually answering the question
It's called parallel talking, I think. Where they comment on the subject but not the question itself. There's a term for it and I think that's it.
@@dvf4550 Yeah, something along the lines of moving the subject matter to a question they would prefer to answer by making it seem like they're answering the question you asked.
I expected alien to say "call off the invasion, it's not worth it".
"Single mom to 16 beautiful tractors" 😂😂
A politician would drive any alien crazy.
I think anyone could drive aliens crazy if just the mediteranian is enough to have two vastly different cultures almost impossible to reconcile
Look, send them a Republican and a Democrat and send them to the Aliens. The stupidness well be so bad the aliens with die
@@minestar2247Don't underestimate aliens :)
This is brilliant! XD
I am not American but i guess politicians are just the same everywhere. ;D
Tell me about uk politics suck have you ever watched a debate in Parliament it looks more like a year 2 classroom argument between a bunch of kids than a civilised debate about what's best for the country
Politics are a game and it got the same rules everywhere you go, no matter what
@@aarondavis8865 they don't really care about the country directly, they care about their own interests first and foremost, and arguing like children can give them good pr
It's a scientifically proven universal truth that politicians suck.
@@aarondavis8865watching congress argue on C-SPAN is the same
That promiuseeee was heck of a promise man!!!!!
That part had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣❤️
i didnt hear that, can you give me a timestamp?
Sure. Its at 1.39@@emv005
We need a 16 personalities at the library ❤
Edit: Yay it's an actual video now!! :D
Yes. Please.
Dude you need your own comedy show. Funnier than SNL 😂😂
Waaaaay funnier! 😅
Is snl even a comedy show?
@@minestar2247used to be
Tbf, saying someone is funnier than SNL, is like saying they're funnier than Amy Schumer, or that they are taller than Peter Dinklage, or more coherent than Joe Biden, or better at speed walking than Stephen Hawking, or less likely to assassinate you than Vladmir Putin, or better at taking criticism than Barbra Streisand, or better at hide and seek than Anne Frank, or...
@@themurmeli88 Well, some here don't make sense, Anne Frank did hide for years before being found, and how Biden is more coherent than most people his age, especially for his favorite subject (8/7/23)
“SILENCE!. . . You’re making me depressed”😂
Your skill in replicating the politician's hand gestures was comedy gold 👏
The aliens can take them all 😭
"Jimmy....George...?" Does he even know his own name? Lol
He’s such a good politician that he even convinced the aliens!
I love the "Silence", that have the same intonation that the "Science" !
I love that you have a full head of hair but use the wig to look douchier for the role 😂
This may be my favourite If Aliens Abducted one yet
lol you nailed the average politician vibe perfectly
As an INTJ, I'm glad there's at least a small chance the aliens will think I'm one 🤞of them👽 because the invasion won't be long now 👀!!! Especially since they know with 100% certainty we are being led by liars, cheaters, and thieves. 😂
Just don't forget to have a towel with you when they come!
@@imagination.junkyardwhy?
@@ceterisparibus8966 Side joke reference from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 😉
to be a part of something u need to have something in common with them that is considered important for them in your case assuming the aliens wouldn't type 4 or above cuz they wouldn't be interested in us both ants and humans have intelligence but the difference is so huge that ok anyway so the only thing u could have in common is most likely intelligence as for how much would be enough is approximately einstein level assuming the knowledge of physics and intelligence doesn't grow exponentially
Spot on Frank! Laughed through it all. I love the way the politician avoided answering the questions. Sad, but true! Here goes to a crazy year of politics! Thank you for the Friday laughs. 😂
The pointing with the thumbs is just too accurate. 😂
Will they ever abduct the right person? 😂
It's hard enough finding the right person as a human
Technically, when you say “take me to your leader” you (probably) would get a politician (at least in a Democratic country)
I doubt it!
@@matityaloran9157 I think humans would just pick any random person and sell them as their "leader"
Can any human please comment on my idea?
Is there a chance we get a longer video/mini movie featuring Galaxathor and this other alien? 💜 I really love these characters!
He can't make promises😂
And can't answer a question directly 😂😂
The Andramaqueen Galaxy . . . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
From the Andramaqueen Galaxy! 😂 Galaxathor wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat 😂 Just everything is FJ perfection, as usual! Timing, delivery, facial expressions, fast puns & jokes you have to rewind 4 times to fully appreciate! Love all the details! 🧡
Oooh this is really good 👍
I love the name of their currency 😂
"Are you incapable of answering a question directly" this is gold 😁👌
The Spotify part was great one 😂
Another great sketch, Frank 👍
Thanks 🧡
If aliens abducted a therapist
YES
It's sad how accurate this is
"Why is he not explosively decompressing?"
"Most peculiar, Galaxathor. It appears the human's big head creates a gravitic field strong enough to render an atmosphere out of his own hot air"
donate to Frank james's Ko-fi to help pay that poor dog's taxes
"Nobody even saw it. It wasn't that good." I kinda like Jimmy George! He's no better or worse than the next guy. Hilarious, Frank! Great send-up of American politics. 🙌😂 P.S. The wig was perfect!
haha thanks!
Heya, Stephanie! Frank did that one so well, I swear he could run for office XD
Its not only American politics sadly
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The wig was almost perfect. It would have been more accurate if it were white.
Frank! Thank you for your videos! They’re always great
i spaced out appropriately during the politician's answers. LOL
Dude’s still talking even after getting ejected out of the space craft😂
Says to me, “George.”
Says to me, “Jimmy”
I wish Spotify had sponsored this 😂
Those Bucks County dogs are just built different.
The business smile 🤣🤣
Hahaha 😂 Frank, you are good, really good - thank you for making us laugh 🩵 😀
_The spotify ads are so intrusive..._
I like how, like all politicians, he was able to find SOME common ground in his talking points!
"There has never been a politician who is not corrupt."
WAKE UP FJ POSTED!
I love how you can't tell which politician this is parodying, because it's all of them
The fact that acting as a politician was incredibly close to how they are right now is saddening.
Good job
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I love how even the aliens hate the Spotify ads.
"this guy sucks"
~ me literally every time someone says they have not watched any of Frank James video
"your making me depressed." 🤣🤣🤣 me too alien me too. Hey I have an idea for a video: If Aliens Abducted a therapist. 🤣😆🤣
Now that is a great 💡 idea
I can always blame the opposing party, that's spot on
I want a "Silence Earthling" t-shirt
Can we communicate privately
I’m waiting for them to decide Earth isn’t worth it 😂
I love how he calls himself George and Jimmy at different times in the video
Spot on. The only thing you missed was cackling incomprehensibly.
Lmaooo that sums up the dark side of humanity well. Poor Galaxathor didn't have to see that
“If aliens abducted a politician”
**General Grievous laughing ensues**
I thought they were going to say welcome my brother and then he would take his mask off😂
I feel like this is hilariously accurate.
They Are Never Going To Pick Up The Right One.
I like the increasing human apparel of the aliens.
Even Aliens who have unlocked space travel can't figure out the political system 😂
Can we communicate privately
“I assumed that from the way you dressed” lol 😂
OMG 😭😭😭... I hope Galaxathor realized that Earth will welcome them with open arms if they get rid of politicians
2:31 Y'know, he's got a point 😅 Great sketch, love these guys. 👽👽
I was laughing the entire video! "I can't count that high..."😔
GALAXATHOR HAS RETURNED!!! 👽👽🤗🤗
Wow Frank you nailed it. You could even be a politician if you wanted to. Thank God you don't.👍👍👍👍👍👍
"she works 12 jobs just to put food on the table"
Wait, did he just called Zuck 'Mark Zuckermask"? 😂
Wooooo! I love when you upload! ❤
Very funny! You know politicians very well!😂👍
I vote for Frank James!
“Or even just be in the room where decisions are made.” So you could say he wants to be… In the Room Where it Happens?
Also I love Galaxathor’s sherlock Holmes hat 😆
I thought of "the room where it happens" as well when he said that. 😂
That’s immediately where my brain went as well
florida🤣
The double Frank James on screen are always on point
Hilarious video 🤣 your ideas keep getting better and better!
Can we communicate privately
"I prom.....bwaaa"😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I loveeeee your videos ❤️❤️❤️
This dialogue translates flawlessly into every language!
I'd vote for you Frank. I imagine instead of showing up to give the state of the union address you would just send it out in an email.
"Google translate says that means yes" 😂😂😂
I like how we still not know the other alien's name but just Galaxathor's
Love your videos!!❤
"We are from the An-drama-queen galaxy..."😂
Video Ideas: What if Aliens abducted a teenager? and What if Aliens (finally) abducted the right person?
They can never abduct the right person, there is always something lost in communication when it involved humans. (Mainly so this series can continue).
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Edit; Crap, I think I might be next. (I just realised who I replied to). :)
Hey FJ! I just got a few amazing ideas of the 16 personality skits.....
1) 16 personalities in a king's court.
2) 16 personalities as prison mates.
Yeah.... By a few I meant 2 ideas🙃🙂
''We have chosen you to be our puppet'' and ''Lobbyists are just so aggressive nowadays'' was brilliant 😂 and the start with that forced smile lol, ''especially high among uninformed voters'' 🙈 …there are so many good lines in this lol but you said ''so I look like rubber'' perfectly lol 😄 I agree with the aliens, it is depressing 😅 love the video lol 😊
''16 beautiful tractors'' 😅 lol
This may just be my favorite of all your videos!! Classic!
Glad you enjoy it!
'I can't count that high' 😅