10 Knives You Don't Want To Hand To People!

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  • @excessorizeme
    @excessorizeme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    I LOVE YOU TOO

  • @excessorizeme
    @excessorizeme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4067

    AND YES I WILL PICK ALL THE PRODUCTS 👌🏻

  • @see_elsewhere
    @see_elsewhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    matt and tanner: being impressed by the knives
    woods: straight up eating the foam, just vibing what a lad

    • @Maximusprime0714
      @Maximusprime0714 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Frrr he is always in his own little world it’s awesome 😂 I miss them 😔

  • @reneeramsburg5371
    @reneeramsburg5371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Woods is always in his own little world. I love how easy going he is. He is like always stoned lol please don't change the host again

    • @louisstokes1498
      @louisstokes1498 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He all ways sounds like a stoner

  • @alexzandraalmanza137
    @alexzandraalmanza137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    Fun Fact: Dull blades do hurt worst cause instead of slicing through they actually rip through kind of like a paper cut. So it doesn't feel smooth it feels like tearing.

    • @m4ntis786
      @m4ntis786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The Mongolian kids will finally stay in my basement...

    • @xeliozam8241
      @xeliozam8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@m4ntis786 🤨

    • @woopingyou3807
      @woopingyou3807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big brain

    • @Gohanhater
      @Gohanhater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      blunt force btw you're really smart

    • @Gohanhater
      @Gohanhater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@m4ntis786XD

  • @eirelavmai
    @eirelavmai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    The saying is “a dull knife is a dangerous knife” something like that meaning it takes more force to use a dull knife leading to possibly deeper wounds if cut.. where a sharp knife you don’t need any force and the chance of cutting yourself (while being used correctly) is slim to none..

    • @anthonyzhou9118
      @anthonyzhou9118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No it’s actually just in terms of cooking. A full knife means you have to put more force/leverage or like have to go back and forth to cut food which increases your chances of cutting yourself. A sharp knife on the other hand cuts easily. Also a dull knife has the risk of slipping on say a tomato since it requires more force and it can cut you

    • @eirelavmai
      @eirelavmai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anthonyzhou9118 doesn’t only apply to cooking.. this applies to using knives in general. Why are you trying to disagree, when what both of us said is damn near the same thing?

    • @sarbear9180
      @sarbear9180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anthonyzhou9118 I 100%agree I have a comment just like this that I just posted.

    • @anonymous5t565
      @anonymous5t565 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya I've injured myself more with dull knives than I have sharp. I sharpen my edc knives weekly

  • @PlexGamingTV
    @PlexGamingTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The chemistry with tanman, woods, and mat is great. Even though woods does not talk a lot but that's woods and that's what makes him great :D

    • @jsjazz12
      @jsjazz12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Something is missing.

    • @griff3n69
      @griff3n69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feels like he huffs a can of paint between clips.

    • @PlexGamingTV
      @PlexGamingTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jsjazz12 yeah, Actually I miss pat and the rest of the gang. But we wont know whats actually happening behind the camera or how covid-19 affected the company.

  • @unknownuserm377
    @unknownuserm377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Woods just silently eating the foam is the funniest thing 🤣
    Just *munch munch*

  • @rudollfsdubovs3769
    @rudollfsdubovs3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    “Csgo players, is this not called bayonet or am I tripping?”
    *holds huntsman*

    • @-Kxraaa
      @-Kxraaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes the bayonet was the one after it that he held

    • @-Kxraaa
      @-Kxraaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      17:06 is the bayonet

    • @houston4380
      @houston4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not a bayonet.

    • @beastgameing6721
      @beastgameing6721 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it isnt a bayonet it would be bigger then that knife

    • @redweedplayz9537
      @redweedplayz9537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@houston4380 its a smaller version of the m9 bayonet

  • @ItsGl00MY
    @ItsGl00MY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    **reads title**
    Then why in gods green earth did you give it to tanner...

    • @virusO1OOOOO1
      @virusO1OOOOO1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh man and then matt just fixes the spring knife no thought at all, he may be skech to hand a knife as well, he's alittle to comfy just saying.

    • @Dude-nh2sk
      @Dude-nh2sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cuz he anit no “people”

    • @virusO1OOOOO1
      @virusO1OOOOO1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dude-nh2sk to true he may be that 1 in a 100 in a room who may or may not find enjoyment in a "dull knife"....

    • @manalikondalkar7682
      @manalikondalkar7682 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wheezeddd

    • @elephantassholesuit
      @elephantassholesuit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes why tanner

  • @ramennoodles4401
    @ramennoodles4401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Why is no one pointing out the fact that woods is "eating" the styrofoam during the fidget knife review

    • @izziekeyser
      @izziekeyser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, he chews then spits it out. Thankfully

    • @intanazyyati8984
      @intanazyyati8984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm wondering what is his mind for that moment 🤣

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why can't you just mention it instead of asking why others aren't?

  • @jadapalmer9142
    @jadapalmer9142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Tell me why I laughed so hard when Tanner started poking the foam with Matt’s knife and Woods started laughing, there laughs are so contagious. ( 11:12 )

    • @hunterpickett9287
      @hunterpickett9287 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      11:12 is hilarious thanks for commenting

    • @pocket_p8886
      @pocket_p8886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I found it cute when woods kicked his feet up. Lmao.

  • @lorijudge2731
    @lorijudge2731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I like that Woods is now part of the team this makes the trio perfect they have Chemistry together please don’t change it keep up the great work

    • @beewell1600
      @beewell1600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      no, we want Michael back

    • @ivandarri1944
      @ivandarri1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darealquest same

    • @t0l087
      @t0l087 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same @Bee Well

    • @SlipperyWieners
      @SlipperyWieners 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beewell1600 same

  • @kavanbedi9126
    @kavanbedi9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Tanner: " I've always wanted a butterfly knife" comes the next day with All of his fingers in a bag😂😂

    • @PolarImpulse
      @PolarImpulse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hOw DoEs He CarRy ThEm WiThoUt FiNgErs¿¡

    • @silverbluesop4271
      @silverbluesop4271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underated comment🤣

    • @shiroyacornelious4630
      @shiroyacornelious4630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Balisong aka butterfly knifes you can buy then on eBay 😉 😀 😄 bur welcome there are cheap too.

    • @josiah8858
      @josiah8858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha🤣 True trying to be like those one type a TH-camrs who flips the knife so crazy that all of his fingers are in the bag he says I got 10 tries left because he has 10 fingers🤣😂🤣

    • @josiah8858
      @josiah8858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PolarImpulse Before you cut off all of his fingers she would tie the bag to his wrist

  • @davemyles4959
    @davemyles4959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Grabs huntsman knife
    "It's a bayonet"
    No its a huntsman knife tanner

    • @mopar_dude9227
      @mopar_dude9227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is actually known as a tracker knife long before any video game.

    • @Cheeeto_
      @Cheeeto_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol yea I was commenting this but I saw your comment so didn't

    • @Cheeeto_
      @Cheeeto_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You play csgo?

    • @couch09
      @couch09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he ment bowie knife

    • @Cheeeto_
      @Cheeeto_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@couch09 no he didnt

  • @mykealbell2506
    @mykealbell2506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Matthias: "Woods there's something you need to understand about marriage" Woods: "No I don't, I'm not gunna do it"
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @quintenbrasher7104
    @quintenbrasher7104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Woods could’ve been a character on “Dazed and Confused.”

  • @iBenchbuses
    @iBenchbuses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Me: Just got out of the Army and have been watching Dope or Nope for YEARS.
    Tan man:“You think they watch our channel? They’re way too manly for this!”
    Thanks Tanner. Thanks a lot. 😂😅

    • @hoppergaming8739
      @hoppergaming8739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What branch would u say I should join and what job of it I am 6 foot 1 maybe 2 so what branch would u say I would do the best in I’m thinking about the usmc

    • @thecatpersonuk9962
      @thecatpersonuk9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hoppergaming8739 as someone in high school in the UK go where you work well over where people on the internet say

    • @hoppergaming8739
      @hoppergaming8739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thecatpersonuk9962 ok

    • @beaubernard271
      @beaubernard271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hoppergaming8739 I’m in the Marine Corps it’s not easy but we’ll worth it

  • @abby.oharaa
    @abby.oharaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Tanner: “they’re too manly for this”
    Also tanner:*says how manly woods basically any chance he gets*

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    16:49 As a veteran, I can vouch that your channel is military worthy/friendly.
    Also, "a bayonet is a knife, dagger, sword, or spike-shaped weapon designed to fit on the end of the muzzle of a rifle, carbine, musket or similar firearm, allowing it to be used as a spear-like weapon."

  • @xavierschoen5747
    @xavierschoen5747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Matt: I'll give this knife to my son
    Luna: really

  • @mikeysimon3439
    @mikeysimon3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "I want you to get a bragging knife"
    *Proceeds to buy a tiny bullet knife*

  • @celesteperez9656
    @celesteperez9656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    FBI: sees all the knives
    Matt, Tanner, and Woods: cutting styrofoam

    • @ozzieteel8790
      @ozzieteel8790 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Styrofoam: screaming

  • @7대취타7
    @7대취타7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dope or nope Matt: "this is a knife I'd give to my son when i die.. it'll be soon."
    Project 863 Matt: "u rite"

  • @-Clementine-
    @-Clementine- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “Suck it!”
    “sUck wHaT MatT?”
    “Suck..iTTtTtTt!”
    I’ve never felt bad for a killer clown...until now.

  • @ChaoticOneKitty
    @ChaoticOneKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Lol woods is just eating foam in the background 🤣

  • @donutman344
    @donutman344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You should do another “episode” of Woods Wants Wevenge 😂

  • @thatdinosaur6989
    @thatdinosaur6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whoever edits these videos make the channel what it is, genuinely entertaining and hilarious.

  • @elizabethdavis7116
    @elizabethdavis7116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Woods is so fried it looks like hes doing his best to just breathe 😂

    • @riverw6425
      @riverw6425 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      goals ngl

    • @andym2972
      @andym2972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like but it’s a funny number😂😂

  • @brittanyrocket
    @brittanyrocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    So I just wanna say that I LOVE the energy Woods brings to this. It’s what I was missing since Michael left. Someone more chill. As a fan I’m super excited that Woods has joined ya!

  • @TimBLP
    @TimBLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Matt: "I want Damascus...I want Damascus...I want Damascus...I want Damascus...I want Damascus..."
    Finally gets a Damascus Knife (pitty knife)
    Matt: "Meh, its ok"

    • @akitsuki1149
      @akitsuki1149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a bunch of really fuckin good damascus knives, but some are just meh, chef's knives and stilettos are generally the best damascus (damasci, damascuses???) out there

    • @sasukeitachi6582
      @sasukeitachi6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Banana

    • @Saif-zf9vb
      @Saif-zf9vb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The pity knife wasn’t Damascus, just pattern welded metal at best. At worst, acid etched.

  • @pocket_p8886
    @pocket_p8886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:12 the way woods kicks his feet up, I found it very cute.

  • @inclovermations5738
    @inclovermations5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The FBI seeing all their knife orders: write that down write that down

    • @GlovedGame
      @GlovedGame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahah

    • @piccleface2223
      @piccleface2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually it’s nsa...

    • @piccleface2223
      @piccleface2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jk

    • @malifor2210
      @malifor2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One knife they have is actually illegal in California hahah.

    • @stormywolfhowls
      @stormywolfhowls 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malifor2210 what 1?

  • @IanVuittonDon
    @IanVuittonDon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how I was thinking "they should stab the table" and Woods did it right after... sick.

  • @Somjabs
    @Somjabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the chemistry of these three! It´s such great entertainment!

  • @catandrizzo5457
    @catandrizzo5457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the 3 adhd moods
    tanner: no talk
    woods: the zone out
    matt: I be doin the big brain

  • @AT0ZSZN
    @AT0ZSZN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Tanner: “all my Csgo player isn’t this a bayonet” while holding a huntsman knife

    • @nunovieira3033
      @nunovieira3033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yessssssss
      ~hahahhahhahahaha

    • @nnnn-rt2pb
      @nnnn-rt2pb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was starting to question my sanity while scrolling through the comments

    • @quegglaw6372
      @quegglaw6372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      when he held the real bayonet, he was like, what is this?

    • @AT0ZSZN
      @AT0ZSZN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quegglaw6372 lol

    • @nnnn-rt2pb
      @nnnn-rt2pb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quegglaw6372 lmfao

  • @wtv_dom2511
    @wtv_dom2511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Matt geeking out on knives is so entertaining, reminds me of myself

  • @TH3-W1ND
    @TH3-W1ND 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:34 "i always wanted to talk to the wind"
    well im here now

  • @therealist1420
    @therealist1420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a military guy and I watch you guys. I think dope and nope is awesome!!

  • @leanne496
    @leanne496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Matt's stab motion just looks like he's trying to flip a pancake

    • @oscarrees685
      @oscarrees685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It really does

    • @ShadowFox-li2gx
      @ShadowFox-li2gx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🇾 eah

    • @mcsauce6294
      @mcsauce6294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or another thing😬
      But that too I suppose

    • @evrsoelusv
      @evrsoelusv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mcsauce6294 😬

    • @darkheartindie
      @darkheartindie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mcsauce6294 O_O

  • @AgentLTK
    @AgentLTK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tanner and Matt: "it's a Karambit!!"
    Tannet and Matt: proceed to hold it wrong 3 times

  • @MegaKnife
    @MegaKnife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Looks like etsy is dropshipping our products. =]

    • @SpaceStrike
      @SpaceStrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey what’s your most affordable knife?

    • @teddycaflisch3835
      @teddycaflisch3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SpaceStrike yes

  • @jessbrannon_actor
    @jessbrannon_actor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    19:53 Tanner doing exactly what Matt was saying not to do😂

  • @little_miss_snushine
    @little_miss_snushine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “That’s kinda traum-...not traumatizing, mesmerizing.”

  • @fbiguy9989
    @fbiguy9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Everyone: spinning their knives.
    Woods: eats styrofoam

  • @jkx349
    @jkx349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Tanner: I found a couple of basic starting POINTS
    Some people watching: hehe nice, unintentional pun

  • @ratusigaruarua5854
    @ratusigaruarua5854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haven’t watched dope or nope (or pretty much anything to do with hi5) for pretty much like a year now and I have now been led back through a video about knives. Thanks algorithm

  • @lilyesa3263
    @lilyesa3263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love how depressed Woods sounds

  • @starsandcigz
    @starsandcigz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Oh that’s small but it looks nice”.. i’ve heard that a couple times..

    • @bekah748
      @bekah748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what she said

    • @anonymous5t565
      @anonymous5t565 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ouch. Cant relate doe

  • @yansw
    @yansw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The banter in this so gooood 😂
    “I could use this for clearing brush on hikes”
    “That’s a little boujie for brush”
    “What 👿🔪”
    “Woah, I’m WOODS not BRUSH”
    Got my funny bone all tickled 😂💀

  • @cschu002
    @cschu002 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just got to this and first thing, Matt that is not a steak knife. It is a paring knife. Second as some have said, dull a knife is worse. Reason is a sharp knife will leave a clean edge cut (easier to stop bleeding). A dull cut as an example is like a zipper cut. Because the edges will not line up clean it is harder to stop bleeding.

  • @vaultdweler5729
    @vaultdweler5729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Tanner: wow this is sharp, it cuts deep
    Woods: * casually eating styrofoam in the back*

  • @itslaylah7092
    @itslaylah7092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Me: seeing woods try to eat Styrofoam
    Everyone else: not noticing 😂😂 20:48

  • @Team-Prime
    @Team-Prime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I really want woods to be my friend. He would be fun person to be with.

  • @williammorgan1860
    @williammorgan1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven’t watched dope or nope in a while!
    This should be good I hope

  • @sofa8418
    @sofa8418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Can we all acknowledge tanner for a minute, he's wearing pants without knee holes!!!! good for him!

    • @pinkquartz7743
      @pinkquartz7743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's growth right there

    • @matteedstrom
      @matteedstrom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pinkquartz7743 Tanner is so obnoctious! I bet he eats all the snacks and drink all the drinks at a party. Then aggrevate all other guests and leave! He will never grow up^^

    • @RipsawEV_2
      @RipsawEV_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@matteedstrom That's the best thing about him , he is like a child in the body of a grownup man. He is very funny

    • @30kdove
      @30kdove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matteedstrom ok

    • @nathancooper5526
      @nathancooper5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whatever happened to the other dude that was on dope or nope

  • @axtonknight6944
    @axtonknight6944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The gold knife with the belt clip I actually have. I used it as a summer camp staff member. It has a saw on it which I like. The blade length limit at camp was 3 inches which is the length of that blade. So I named it Excalibur, because it is more powerful than it looks. A lot of other staff members thought the blade was over 3 inches.

  • @afatcat180
    @afatcat180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I like how he tanner loves butterfly knives and doesn’t even try to flip it open

    • @fiuridistroyer6205
      @fiuridistroyer6205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea cuse its a real knife he dosnt want to risk going to the hospital

    • @knockoff9197
      @knockoff9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I once bought a balisong and when I opened the package I realized I didn’t know how to use it and cut my finger.

    • @fiuridistroyer6205
      @fiuridistroyer6205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@knockoff9197 oof

    • @haydendavis7282
      @haydendavis7282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      First time I tried I did it perfectly

    • @jannrayquintana639
      @jannrayquintana639 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@knockoff9197 there are trainer balisongs

  • @4cricket_4
    @4cricket_4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    woods just causally eating styrofoam when the review the fidget spinner knives

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Markiplier be like: so yall ever heard of a bed knife?

  • @squishitron8824
    @squishitron8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    matt : "You're probably less likely to cut yourself with a dull knife"
    everyone who took knife safety : "No"

    • @manhattan550
      @manhattan550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never got that tho less "likely" I'm sure a full knife will cut alot worse and harder but I'm not sure if it's actually more likely

    • @mamadell5723
      @mamadell5723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With a dull knife you use more pressure and that's when accidents can happen with a sharp knife it's no pressure no accidents from slipping or so on.

    • @manhattan550
      @manhattan550 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mamadell5723 u don't need to slip to cut urself with a sharp knife. If s dull knife is hard to cut food it's also hard to cut urself cuz thays physics

    • @mangowater9143
      @mangowater9143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@manhattan550 what is your 10 year old logic? He means when you use a lot of pressure from a dull knife and the knife slips, all of the pressure you used on the knife is going to cause you to loose control which is then the reason why you hurt yourself. With a sharp knife, you don’t have to use a lot of pressure cutting and you are in more control.

    • @barryives8935
      @barryives8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A sharp knife gives you a clean cut but, a dull knife kind of does more of a rip or tear of whatever you are trying to cut.

  • @SlateTadpole27
    @SlateTadpole27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've been in the army 5+ years and watching Mathias longer than that. I wanna see more of the old videos focused on one dope product like you did with the hoverboards.

  • @ColeSchultz-i3h
    @ColeSchultz-i3h 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Why do I feel like these guys are exactly the people you don’t wan to hand the knives too…

  • @kimransodhi5620
    @kimransodhi5620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was posted right after the Mathias key series because he knows that people will still be on TH-cam (the viewers) meaning they would probably watch this wow 😮 GENIUS

  • @fallenrainshelley
    @fallenrainshelley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I mean can we just all just admit how much we love woods. Keep him foreverrrrr

  • @brilloobrill1846
    @brilloobrill1846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Woods (to Tanner): "Why did you touch my back?"
    Woods has no idea what's coming in the next 10 vids...

  • @calebsmayda7310
    @calebsmayda7310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve watched this video at least 20 times in the last 24 hours

  • @savannahsheppard139
    @savannahsheppard139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I absolutely LOVE the editing it makes me laugh so damn hard good job !

  • @mba4958
    @mba4958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This has become an actually reviewing channel and I appreciate that

  • @HeyyitzAlyssa
    @HeyyitzAlyssa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Tanner trying to talk #1-4” is literally my life with my family😂

  • @MoonSpr1t3
    @MoonSpr1t3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At around 4:40 when they went "ohhhhh" my brain went: they sound like those green aliens from Toy story-

  • @BarelyNoticeable
    @BarelyNoticeable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:26
    “Hey I’m a fan dude... *ngyeh”*
    oh he’s _that_ kinda fan

  • @NoahsArc.
    @NoahsArc. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Plz make a "10 swords/katanas you dont want to give the wrong people"

  • @Sandy98741
    @Sandy98741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way Tanner says. “Crusty.” Makes me believe it’s more then BBQ sauce.

  • @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli
    @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a crazy knife person it’s interesting what others think that like knifes but are not deep into it.

  • @thechickenmanmsm
    @thechickenmanmsm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    me:just gonna watch some old dope or nope from 2 years ago
    youtube: how bout this video posted 9 minutes ago

  • @chhanky
    @chhanky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    We all need to take a minute and thank the editors for editing all these videos to be us this amazing content

  • @lastsignal3560
    @lastsignal3560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Knife: *exists*
    Matt: CONTENT

  • @Williamrauda-wu7zm
    @Williamrauda-wu7zm ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a Marine
    And I love their videos

  • @lazyfoxplays8503
    @lazyfoxplays8503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I started watching the Mathias channel because I was so heartbroken MANY years ago that I could barely leave my bed.
    And now.
    In 2021. I’m back.
    Completely heart broken, binging Dope or Nope, because I can barely leave my bed.
    Please keep making them while I heal.
    It means a lot to me.
    It helps me not feel alone when I feel completely alone and hurt in the world.

  • @sum1liteamatch
    @sum1liteamatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Sorry tanner a bayonet is specifically designed to go on a rifle.

    • @panicoaki
      @panicoaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aren’t some also designed to be taken off for hand-to-hand combat? But yeah, he’s still wrong bc that knife still isn’t a bayonet 😂

    • @henryvandyke1864
      @henryvandyke1864 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know

    • @dvjolly19
      @dvjolly19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also bayonets are typically more of a 3 sided pyramid shape so they can rip more and cause more damage thats harder to heal

    • @cupcakebannana6654
      @cupcakebannana6654 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dvjolly19 i think you refer to a M9 bayonet

    • @dvjolly19
      @dvjolly19 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cupcakebannana6654 quite possibly, im not well versed in that kind of stuff, that was just memory so that would make sense

  • @megarodfan2016
    @megarodfan2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    At 20:45 did anyone else see Woods eating styrofoam?😂

  • @thegamewolf4445
    @thegamewolf4445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    tanner looks so good without a hat , he looks good in hat , but i love him without a hat

  • @turboizmkbm
    @turboizmkbm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Tanner: it’s a bayonet
    Every single CSGO player : ITS A HUNTSMEN

  • @francisolopez533
    @francisolopez533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I swear this channel never fails to make me laugh

  • @agus6051
    @agus6051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    matt : " i always tals to the wind, but it never replied." and " it's just extends my loneliness"
    his wiife :"so what am i here for?"

  • @ColossalReaperN7
    @ColossalReaperN7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Dope or Nope post on your birthday 😂🤘

  • @chief_feef
    @chief_feef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “I roite tha a doipe I dew”
    -Matthias, 2021

  • @coltonkleins
    @coltonkleins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My boi woods is so high, he even laughing at the most lamest dad joke ever 😂

  • @joshd1033
    @joshd1033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Woods is come over to Matt’s and wittle. Not allowed woods cannot harm himself.

    • @joshd1033
      @joshd1033 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevobean you wittle Wood. Woods cannot wittle Wood bc it’d be harming himself. It’s a joke.

  • @why_whygod8938
    @why_whygod8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:50 Tanner "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

  • @michellepowers9557
    @michellepowers9557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Keep doing Weapons reviews this was one of my favorite episodes

  • @briannatoscani5763
    @briannatoscani5763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Matthias: “I LIKE STABBING!!”
    Matthias’s FBI agent watching this: 👁👄👁

  • @d3vly
    @d3vly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:50 y’all ganna pretend Tanner didn’t say that?😎🤏🏼😳🕶🤏🏼

  • @erinryan1806
    @erinryan1806 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Get some squirrel, some squirrel meat got me laughing

  • @THMZ_24
    @THMZ_24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Matt previous video “i need a shovel” Matt in this video “i like to stab things”. Big ooff

  • @rresight
    @rresight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The FBI won’t find this suspicious at all...

  • @chillmonkish3681
    @chillmonkish3681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I saw the title and thought
    "Why would you even hand somebody a knife"

    • @yourrussiancomradealex2903
      @yourrussiancomradealex2903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just because knifes are actually really useful maybe

    • @AmericaMaker
      @AmericaMaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So the person can see the knife or use it

  • @abby.oharaa
    @abby.oharaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    20:42 are we just going to pretend like woods didn’t just bite a piece of styrofoam