Knives you don't hand to people

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  • Thinking about knives that I preferred not to hand anybody who isn't experience with knives there's three classifications anyone supervise and no one
    Knives from left to right:
    .Spyderco Delica 4 with Emerson wave
    .Benchmade 553 Griptilian SBK OD
    .Benchmade 583 barrage
    .Microtech ultratech Tri grip (OTF or Out The Front Knife)
    .Benchmade 51 Morpho
    .Paragon warlock from Asheville Steel

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  • @twitchbitbandit9426
    @twitchbitbandit9426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8949

    Person: hey could I use a knife?
    Knife guys: *pulls out 49 different knives*

    • @ste4lth147
      @ste4lth147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Yea, which do you want my Sog, Ka-bar, Gerber, Kershaw, TG, etc

    • @littlewyzard
      @littlewyzard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      for real 💀😭
      i’m sure this guy is lovely though lol

    • @ste4lth147
      @ste4lth147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Frank Parker got the signal too

    • @knifeguy7614
      @knifeguy7614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can confirm

    • @yoon2875
      @yoon2875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Immediately does all csgo balisong animations in 1 consecutive motion

  • @JokersWild
    @JokersWild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12345

    Butterfly knives would be the knife I carry with me so if I get attacked at night the assailant gets to see some cool shit before I accidently kill myself for them.

    • @ethanstevenson8173
      @ethanstevenson8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +779

      And if you successfully pull off the trick, they be more scared of you than you are of them

    • @Eustakista
      @Eustakista 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      And then You get shoot

    • @r_spyder
      @r_spyder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Eustakista shot

    • @smolamenotanapostlebutaame8228
      @smolamenotanapostlebutaame8228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      With beer

    • @Paandaas
      @Paandaas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@r_spyder that's what someone who didn't get shoot says

  • @nohaxjustop5422
    @nohaxjustop5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30924

    “Hey can I get a knife?”
    Him:”What level are you?”

    • @sauceup713ayye7
      @sauceup713ayye7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      LOL

    • @federicorusso4368
      @federicorusso4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +820

      15 dexterity required to operate

    • @typicalusername659
      @typicalusername659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      My dad gave the most dangerous one when i was 10 i still have it today

    • @Leeuwke131
      @Leeuwke131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      If u gotta ask, then you don’t know them enough to be handing them a nife tbh

    • @user-ys3jq3uf4p
      @user-ys3jq3uf4p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Adventurer my knives are far too strong for you, a giant would struggle to lift it, even more so a man.

  • @CCCCCCCCC11
    @CCCCCCCCC11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3881

    Somewhat ironically, now 25 million people know how to operate a paragon warlock.

    • @six9946
      @six9946 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      24 now lol

    • @threezus7740
      @threezus7740 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      The manufacturer should honestly name him a brand ambassador or give him some sort of commission because I'm pretty sure this video has unironically given them more sales than any of their own advertising strategies lmao

    • @420BongHit
      @420BongHit ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@threezus7740 if half percent of people that watched, would buy one, thats over 100000 knifes.

    • @DavidCowie2022
      @DavidCowie2022 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How to operate a Paragon Warlock: push the button and wiggle it. Simple!

    • @voratheexplorer6442
      @voratheexplorer6442 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@DavidCowie2022 how to operate virtually any knife - don't touch the sharp part

  • @Gamingguy-my4wn
    @Gamingguy-my4wn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19893

    It’s tradition to come back to this video every once in a while

  • @andreidei
    @andreidei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21817

    there's a secret 4th category: "knives I don't even show on youtube"

    • @dalexyl2339
      @dalexyl2339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

      Because those are the ones he uses for back alley surgery

    • @UncleHattan
      @UncleHattan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      imagine him with a clever 💀

    • @Tamnd605
      @Tamnd605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      5th category knives that don't exist

    • @fluppy9690
      @fluppy9690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Tamnd605 your name got me for a second

    • @Tamnd605
      @Tamnd605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@fluppy9690 lol

  • @illlanoize23
    @illlanoize23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4320

    Me bleeding to death: you know I’m somewhat of a knife guy myself

    • @Youtubeuser1aa
      @Youtubeuser1aa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ask me whether my other 9 fingers went

    • @justsomeguywithtb2953
      @justsomeguywithtb2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@TH-camuser1aa at least you can have 9 knifes now

    • @randalshades5505
      @randalshades5505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      "Oh yeah. Im a knife guy. I get stabbed all the time."

    • @demon_kid_6662
      @demon_kid_6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel for you

    • @MarkusAtUMa
      @MarkusAtUMa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      deep inside my heart, you know I’m somewhat of a knife guy myself

  • @alexmcd378
    @alexmcd378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Don't forget the three types of people, the ones you trust with a sharp knife, the ones you trust with a butter knife, and the ones you think twice about giving a plastic fast food knife. Learned one of my friends was not the first category when he opened the box of my new chef knife upside-down, tried to catch the now tumbling knife, sending the knife spinning across the room, and sending himself to the ER for stitches.

    • @therealslimshady3662
      @therealslimshady3662 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i physicall felt that, omg.

    • @cornucopiaofthings
      @cornucopiaofthings หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm not handing someone a benchmade because frankly it costs more than most people would be willing to replace if they screwed it up
      Its nothing to do with poking or cutting

  • @jcbyy
    @jcbyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    “I’ll throw that knife at them”

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh that wording could have been slightly better*

    • @lunarpitch
      @lunarpitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@bromanr7209 no it could not have been better, it was gold

    • @alwaysmade2blade408
      @alwaysmade2blade408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robert lol i would throw that

    • @TopassBakery
      @TopassBakery 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robert Hey I came from that video

    • @alwaysmade2blade408
      @alwaysmade2blade408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robert nah i'd get an attachment on a rifle that shoots ballistics

  • @Sencaada
    @Sencaada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4287

    “I’d throw that knife at them” -responsible adult on the internet

    • @FallingFurniture
      @FallingFurniture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i would throw a knife at them with no problem, i will just warn them its sharp

    • @All_SportGG
      @All_SportGG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Karl Marks huh? You good man?

    • @thatonedude-6819
      @thatonedude-6819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “ok *only* the point the knife at something you intent to kill”
      “But it’s only a knife?”
      The knife:
      th-cam.com/video/f6PIpLFcUOg/w-d-xo.html

    • @AmmarYasser_13
      @AmmarYasser_13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatonedude-6819 dude are you alright why U watch a video about spring loaded knives

    • @darthvitiate7373
      @darthvitiate7373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i threw a knife at someone and i got arrested but he is allowed to say "do that" and he does not get in trouble
      who cares if i did throw the knife at someones face and it was a throwing knife

  • @chaosinternational3584
    @chaosinternational3584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17275

    British officer: “QUIT RESISTING ARREST AND GIVE ME THE KNIFE!!”
    Me: "Im sorry officer, I cant hand you this knife, its too dangerous, you might hurt yourself!!1"

    • @lowfy7333
      @lowfy7333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Canada*

    • @col8179
      @col8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

      Canada we are too nice to carry knives we only carry love

    • @dio5908
      @dio5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      YOU FOOL! ZA WARUDO

    • @cadrejeff
      @cadrejeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      dad, stop embarrassing me

    • @dio5908
      @dio5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Giorno Giovanna go back to your gang or something

  • @spook4756
    @spook4756 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    im not a knife person. but its tradition to come back to this video every now and then

    • @colaonyourface
      @colaonyourface หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's yt algorithms that recommends you the same video over and over until you go crazy, like why, i already watched it 999 times please i beg you

  • @qblanson17
    @qblanson17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5382

    Me: ”Hey kid.”
    Kid: *Turns around*
    Me: Catch!

  • @michaelkartman3543
    @michaelkartman3543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2847

    “Hey can I use that knife?”
    **Must be level 100 to equip**
    “Damnit!”

    • @2much148
      @2much148 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol nice one

    • @benzgamez4270
      @benzgamez4270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @JacobDrosdick
      @JacobDrosdick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha that's good 🤣. If I ever own a particularly dangerous knife, I might have it engraved with that. That'll be pretty funny

    • @mayan9562
      @mayan9562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that seems like a very common thing for someone to ask

    • @TheKushMinister
      @TheKushMinister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ngl this Dex build looks insane

  • @crackalackin3877
    @crackalackin3877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3300

    "Oh I just opened it- Oh shit I just cut myself." Was the most causal way to say it and I genuinely laughed

    • @MaxPower-ke5rq
      @MaxPower-ke5rq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That's how you know they're not knife people, they freak out when they cut themselves

    • @boblikescheeseman4857
      @boblikescheeseman4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      2:36

    • @tigerpresentationsproducts425
      @tigerpresentationsproducts425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@boblikescheeseman4857 ur a fucking king

    • @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial
      @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that's how I always act when I cut myself, I don't even own any knives for myself right now, but I've just gotten so used to cutting myself at work

    • @nomcloud
      @nomcloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

  • @patrickmcgovern676
    @patrickmcgovern676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    That was a the best knife video. Now I'm 37. I grew up in Boston. Knives on every corner store. But I'm a knife guy. When I grew up there were no practice butterfly knives unless it had a comb on the end. Please, if you don't know how to use one. Don't say you do and make a person regret handing it to you. Great video. Please people,take this man's advice. Take care

    • @tiagodecastro2929
      @tiagodecastro2929 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yep. Best thing you can do is say "limited experience, explain like I'm a child anyway." Worst case, you're a little humble but walk away fine. Best case, you impress yourself and someone else a bit.
      Oh, and ALWAYS learn balisong on a trainer before you switch to a real blade.

  • @LordFalconsword
    @LordFalconsword 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9098

    As a former knife vendor, there are two things I always had.
    1) lots of knives
    2) lots of bandaids for customers who thought they knew knives.

    • @JustSomeGuyInAChairIDunno
      @JustSomeGuyInAChairIDunno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      But you see I have seen a BUNCH of switchblade trick videos and tbh it doesnt look that hard. I am sure I could do it myself ;)

    • @oorrrii
      @oorrrii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@JustSomeGuyInAChairIDunno Trust me I'm a professional at this shit even though I haven't used one before

    • @seancoyote
      @seancoyote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, was the same, love when they cut themselves on feeling the edge... I mean how do you manage that?

    • @PickleNick7008
      @PickleNick7008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@oorrrii yes, i can fire this gun, im a professional, just let me look down the barrel to check if its loade-

    • @oorrrii
      @oorrrii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@PickleNick7008 What is this hole in my chest!?

  • @reillycameron1320
    @reillycameron1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1331

    Me: hands someone a knife and tells them it's sharp
    Them: accidentally cuts themselves and is somehow surprised the knife is sharp

    • @wifebeater69
      @wifebeater69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The problem is most people haven't handled actually razor sharp knives before

    • @teh_jibbler
      @teh_jibbler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol, this happens a lot. I let someone see my benchmade balisong (like the one in the video). I told them it was very sharp, etc. and 5 seconds later they cut themselves with it. I stopped letting people see that knife. :)

    • @Josiah04
      @Josiah04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      People grow up with gas station knives made of graham cracker steel, never sharpen them, and then say they are "knife guys". I don't think a lot of people have experienced an actually sharp knife before

    • @nunyabusiness776
      @nunyabusiness776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *surprised pikichu face*

    • @salvadorhenriquez4091
      @salvadorhenriquez4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That happened to me, but with a mini axe, it was a small but an unconfortable cut

  • @ericjones8179
    @ericjones8179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    This guys just walking around wishing for one question: Hey does anybody have a knife??

    • @williamhopkins1262
      @williamhopkins1262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reminds me of this video
      th-cam.com/video/YAD0a6wWFrI/w-d-xo.html

    • @vulcancent774
      @vulcancent774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow same!

    • @MrBl4ckY
      @MrBl4ckY 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/Szhrn-nQe5E/w-d-xo.html Knife guy when he was small

    • @iisquiddiesquid
      @iisquiddiesquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. Don't be fooled tho. It only looks like a butterfly knife

    • @VinnytotheK
      @VinnytotheK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Hey does anybody want a knife??

  • @noodlepack420
    @noodlepack420 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    You are the person who showed me inspiration to collecting knives and seeing the paragon warlock just amazed me

  • @chasemadi7563
    @chasemadi7563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14102

    I like how he doesn't care if the person gets cut he cares if they bleed on the knife

    • @michaelmacvittie6977
      @michaelmacvittie6977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

      Well, unless you're being reckless you may at most need a couple stitches if you cut yourself. Meanwhile, that knife is $300

    • @michaelmacvittie6977
      @michaelmacvittie6977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      @Mario ...Yes, that is the point of knife collecting. Also, the video is about showing to other people, people who probably haven't handled a knife before.

    • @cufticcefur809
      @cufticcefur809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @Mario imagine thinking human life is worth shit haha

    • @tastydoomtime8890
      @tastydoomtime8890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@cufticcefur809 your trolling right?

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      well of course, because then you have to clean the knife and it can be a pain in the arse

  • @SafetyPixels
    @SafetyPixels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2460

    Opened TH-cam for some mathematic lessons but the good old Yt algorithm didn't let me down

    • @RyanDeGreg
      @RyanDeGreg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg same

    • @genshishio9316
      @genshishio9316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn right. Same here

    • @harrypeacock4051
      @harrypeacock4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i opened youtube at the top “every time dark side has died in the dc universe” underneath that is this video

    • @nucleak2884
      @nucleak2884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@duckdown4337 🤡

    • @Epic_Penguin5
      @Epic_Penguin5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@duckdown4337 did you have a bad day or something?

  • @greasykebabboy8745
    @greasykebabboy8745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6934

    i remeber i once bought a full size buttefly knife when i was like 11 year old, at the beach with my cousins, i just realized how dumb he was, he sold a butterfly knife to a 10 year old and a tazer to a 12 year old

    • @Blond1e
      @Blond1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      lol

    • @breadedbread
      @breadedbread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      @Jose Rivera if he has a tazer and a knife its gotta be florida

    • @ejj918
      @ejj918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I am dieing

    • @manuhameed5470
      @manuhameed5470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Easy money

    • @Mike351025
      @Mike351025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Its the beach. They'll sell u anything

  • @desolate1562
    @desolate1562 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Alternate title: knives you hand to your enemies

  • @Gh0st9858
    @Gh0st9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3731

    I live in London and I get handed knifes. In my chest

    • @DINOSHREDDER
      @DINOSHREDDER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Same in Liverpool mate

    • @radioactiveramenponies3877
      @radioactiveramenponies3877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol same!

    • @I_spawn
      @I_spawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same yo I have 46 rn

    • @cooperwright9552
      @cooperwright9552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Oy bruv kinda rude ya stickin' that knoife in my chest init

    • @zerogamer935
      @zerogamer935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DontReadMyName same I got 60 right now

  • @colton1340
    @colton1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    "Knives you just don't hand to people.
    #1: A bomb"

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmaooo

    • @t.c.bramblett617
      @t.c.bramblett617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      A bomb really is just a whole lot of knives thrown out really quick....

    • @GHOST5800000
      @GHOST5800000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@t.c.bramblett617 frag grenade

    • @ArpaZha
      @ArpaZha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A gun

    • @nachochips1458
      @nachochips1458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ArpaZha its just a mini knife launcher

  • @RyanMcCarty
    @RyanMcCarty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2597

    I was about to hand someone all these knives, luckily this popped up in my recommended just in time.

    • @bogdan700
      @bogdan700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No u don't xD [i would like to know the name of the 4th one]

    • @coldgin451
      @coldgin451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bogdan700 It's a switchblade, and the actual name is in the description. lol

    • @kamiphobe6580
      @kamiphobe6580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pandas Curse you get wooshed!

    • @kamiphobe6580
      @kamiphobe6580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ImELFY anddd you get wooshed!

    • @BFSarthur
      @BFSarthur 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nigga u stupid

  • @Elloliott
    @Elloliott ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Honestly glad that my brother had a (I think) purposefully full balisong/butterfly knife for practice or just looks. They’re fun to play with when the worst damage they can cause is a mild sting.

  • @deightonhalberstadt4784
    @deightonhalberstadt4784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12813

    I like how he says THROW a knife at a 10 year old

    • @water5210
      @water5210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      yeet

    • @Hox5241
      @Hox5241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      war crimes

    • @ItsTJ1
      @ItsTJ1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@_DeadEnd_ LMAO

    • @Cap_Briggsy
      @Cap_Briggsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@_DeadEnd_u will not advance in knife throwing if u dont throw them at small children

    • @DinPoww23
      @DinPoww23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      After spending the last few months working around kids I fully support throwing knives at them

  • @smileyksh6965
    @smileyksh6965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5155

    Yo the paragon part belongs in the category “Music”

    • @VENTURA_Band
      @VENTURA_Band 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Shadow The Catto it’s music to our ears

    • @fyoozhn
      @fyoozhn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Shadow The Catto i think its bc of paragonx9

    • @flipper3958
      @flipper3958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah

    • @Theycallhimac3
      @Theycallhimac3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chan da lego balisong guy nah it’s the double edged dagger my dude

    • @jeffsmith3814
      @jeffsmith3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow

  • @thayenryan7448
    @thayenryan7448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5855

    When he opened that Paragon or whatever he called it. It was just such a SATISFYING sound!

    • @jacksonczochara9573
      @jacksonczochara9573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And after that sound I bought one immediately

    • @keiraleangel9490
      @keiraleangel9490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      if you see this replay i was your 100th like :)

    • @dotlogzip634
      @dotlogzip634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A paragon warlock

    • @Aron-zb1rf
      @Aron-zb1rf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jacksonczochara9573 how was it?

    • @Priv4teWire000
      @Priv4teWire000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pretty much all of them are satisfying

  • @rayputrael2391
    @rayputrael2391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    So remember kids, when someone didn't wanna give you their balisong it's not because they're stingy, it's because they don't want you to dirty their balisong with your blood.

  • @HaykoXG
    @HaykoXG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7996

    "id hand a knife to a 10-year-old boy"
    responsible 100

    • @noname-bt9ky
      @noname-bt9ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      My dad gave me my first knife when I was 6 I learned through cuts.

    • @HaykoXG
      @HaykoXG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@noname-bt9ky im british and learn how knifes work when we were born because we bri'ish. cant say nothin man

    • @bayglman
      @bayglman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      @@HaykoXG is it chewsday for you? are you on youchube rn?

    • @steelingdogs
      @steelingdogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "Or 10 year old girl, or whatever, 10 year old"

    • @LaxMonsta11
      @LaxMonsta11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@HaykoXG funny when carry knives is banned over there

  • @boi5079
    @boi5079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    I just carry a 1 meter broadsword.
    Then if someone asks for it they must best me in a duel beforehand.

    • @qas2644
      @qas2644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Then a kung fu master shows up and defeat you.

    • @panzerbuchse1828
      @panzerbuchse1828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      In Soviet Russia, Broadsword carry *You*

    • @ricksanchez6318
      @ricksanchez6318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol that’s so good!😂😂😂

    • @cooorsbanq4226
      @cooorsbanq4226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@qas2644 not with the armor he wears with the broadsword

    • @yulfine1688
      @yulfine1688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm pretty sure Texas is probably the only state you can legally open carry a sword in a sheath because yup everyone totally does that. You can carry any blades over 6 inches does anyone? If you want to probably look stupid maybe lol

  • @dragonslayergaming9598
    @dragonslayergaming9598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3156

    Nobody:
    TH-cams recommendation system: You like knifes right?

  • @secondbraincell597
    @secondbraincell597 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This is still probably one of my favorite knives videos on TH-cam and I don’t know why

  • @burnsy96
    @burnsy96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13480

    There are two types of people:
    - Those who call it a balisong.
    - Those who call it a butterfly knife.

    • @bonesmac6103
      @bonesmac6103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +783

      I thought it was called a butterfly knife

    • @omegaflowey7436
      @omegaflowey7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +939

      @@bonesmac6103 it's both, but I've just heard more people same butterfly, but I've seen more people online say balisong

    • @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106
      @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      Secret third call it a Batangas knife

    • @jellyjami31
      @jellyjami31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +748

      @@bonesmac6103 butterfly knife is the English for balisong, and batangas knife because it was made on batangas a city in the Phillippines

    • @Stoney610
      @Stoney610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@jellyjami31 u big brain🙏🏾

  • @darkkeidran9340
    @darkkeidran9340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2569

    Im sorry if I were to give a double edged knife to someone after explaining that it is double edged and they still cut themselves I would just be disappointed

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      And disappointed you will be, since there are people like that.
      Source: Me

    • @omransaeed1988
      @omransaeed1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Im so sorry but the picture of a dude staring at a guy bleeding from his hand with an extremely disappointed stare cracks me up

    • @tonyjay1723
      @tonyjay1723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      my favorite is when you say "its razor sharp be very careful" and they immediately start poking at the blade to see how sharp it is

    • @treetheoak8313
      @treetheoak8313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You put too much faith in people

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tonyjay1723 that is something i love to do
      No matter if it is a knife, scalpel, razor, a random sharp broken plastic, i always run my finger on the sharp part, to feel the sharpness. Surprisingly i have yet to cut myself bad that way

  • @fourizayt
    @fourizayt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9741

    This is literally the fifth time in 3 years that this has been recommended. I am once again reuniting with my comrades
    Edit: it’s been 6 months now and I virtually get daily notifications about this video, TH-cam really seems to like recommending this video XD
    Second edit (23-03-2022): I was at a shop and actually saw 2 paragon warlocks on sale, i asked the owner if I could handle them and he said yes. Really fun to handle, if you know what you’re doing :)

    • @trevorlahti569
      @trevorlahti569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Back from year 2.

    • @forestgrumps
      @forestgrumps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yo year 2. Hi

    • @ace_of_spades1191
      @ace_of_spades1191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same her welcome back tovarish

    • @proffesornugget1613
      @proffesornugget1613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Been back here 5 times to sense It came out

    • @sbeve9820
      @sbeve9820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      always a good time with knife people

  • @spike4403
    @spike4403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    anyone else comeback to this video every six months or so without looking for it directly

    • @tarhun9977
      @tarhun9977 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes.

  • @lorenzokk3120
    @lorenzokk3120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    person: are you a cat or dog persog
    lugermonger: *knife*

    • @nikto7297
      @nikto7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm a dog persog

    • @gauss_wyo
      @gauss_wyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm a cat persog

    • @qlus
      @qlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_-persog-_*

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I couldn't help but picture a persog putting a leash on their knife and taking it for a walk

    • @williamckinley
      @williamckinley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'm a persog

  • @aabahdjfisosososos
    @aabahdjfisosososos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    “Knives you should not hand to people.”
    *Hands to someone anyways*

    • @justfassy1176
      @justfassy1176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only if their ten years old

  • @astrobagans6182
    @astrobagans6182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    Sorry officer. This is on my "don't hand to anyone" list

    • @iisadragonborn7128
      @iisadragonborn7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      strange seeing comments with 500 likes and no replies

    • @jesuschrist4185
      @jesuschrist4185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@iisadragonborn7128 fuck you

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jesuschrist4185 God bless you!

    • @faithmartinez2235
      @faithmartinez2235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BigWheel. 😂😭

    • @salacious_modeus.
      @salacious_modeus. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jesuschrist4185 wanna talk about it, man?

  • @noibmaster
    @noibmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like he just goes straight into it, no intro, not even a greeting

  • @aravinds3846
    @aravinds3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2855

    “ He will watch anything “ - YT algorithm

    • @jjjteal123
      @jjjteal123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I guess dere right

    • @billpaxton4885
      @billpaxton4885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s nice to felt seen. 🎩🥃👨🏻‍🚀

    • @joaopaulobg
      @joaopaulobg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @cookoreo6890
      @cookoreo6890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it actually works

    • @ellwee3709
      @ellwee3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goddamn right

  • @onesmallissueiaminyourwall2051
    @onesmallissueiaminyourwall2051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    **robber breaks into his house**
    Lugermonger: Hello my fellow gentleman.

    • @jacobl2111
      @jacobl2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laughingnote 313 literally so true

    • @Akemi0e
      @Akemi0e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      **GETS SHOT**

    • @newportcheifer
      @newportcheifer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *_You picked the wrong house foo_*

    • @TheAsianOfChaos
      @TheAsianOfChaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kristo Martinez I shoot first

    • @askdhmtherobloxian2934
      @askdhmtherobloxian2934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whole ass gang: *breaks in* Luger, holding his Bali song and the body of one of them: *G e n t l e m e n*

  • @cx4936
    @cx4936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    "These knives are too strong for you traveller" - Knife Seller

    • @CumAss
      @CumAss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you for this comment

    • @Zeuisu
      @Zeuisu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for this comment

    • @thisisaname3117
      @thisisaname3117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for this comment

    • @Goosehat2
      @Goosehat2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for this comment

    • @coonan9764
      @coonan9764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for this comment

  • @gtfojohn
    @gtfojohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know why but over the last 4 years I've watched this like 40 times

  • @jampu
    @jampu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15381

    you can hand them to me...

    • @pixelplayzy_t3550
      @pixelplayzy_t3550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How do you say so?

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      ngl I would be happy if someone just handed me a butterfly knife

    • @magiceyebot3411
      @magiceyebot3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@SHRIIMPSUCKS yeah they’re pretty cool and once you can do tricks it’s fun to pull it out and start doing tricks in front of people

    • @melu0o
      @melu0o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SHRIIMPSUCKS same

    • @lukayaroslav9914
      @lukayaroslav9914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SHRIIMPSUCKS Same

  • @mug875
    @mug875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5133

    I physically recoiled when he pushed his hand onto the double sided blade.

    • @KClO3
      @KClO3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ok attention seeker

    • @crab_computer
      @crab_computer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +800

      @@KClO3 Having basic human function doesn't make you an attention seeker.

    • @spidermonk3uVvwy8-2
      @spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      @@KClO3 is this what autism does to people?

    • @dough7726
      @dough7726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 yes

    • @Aki4s
      @Aki4s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 yeah

  • @Mr.Deadpool41
    @Mr.Deadpool41 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’m a clinical psychologist myself and I wasn’t really sure about watching this video but let me tell you explained it in a simple and friendly way but at the same time professionally that I liked it a lot.

    • @androsp9105
      @androsp9105 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I really don't know why you mentioned you're a clinical psychologist.

    • @hishamaru
      @hishamaru 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      im a living person a i really like your comment@@androsp9105

  • @Excalibur01
    @Excalibur01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    Going back to this because I just bought a Paragon Warlock. I literally had to stop a dude from touching the blade and trying to close it RIGHT after I showed them how to close it

    • @Lugermonger35
      @Lugermonger35  4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      That's freaking funny it's probably a pretty common problem with the Warlock

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@Lugermonger35 I was like, "no no no, stop!" before he almost cut his fingers on the razor sharp blade

    • @itsruf1
      @itsruf1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So basically you relate to this piece of work above and get off on it. Little knife thing makes you secure.

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@itsruf1 Excuse you?

    • @pyroguyman096
      @pyroguyman096 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsruf1 boooo, you're boring

  • @michaeljung6874
    @michaeljung6874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3278

    Him: Ten year old girl/ 10 year old boy 10 year old whatever
    Me: *Looks at my dog 🐶 🐕

    • @anthonyspinnichio7766
      @anthonyspinnichio7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

    • @xirenzhang9126
      @xirenzhang9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      10 year old dog?

    • @anthonyspinnichio7766
      @anthonyspinnichio7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@xirenzhang9126 lol no he means that when he said you can hand it to a 10 year old or WHATEVER meaning that you can hand it to anything so he looks at his dog lol

    • @xirenzhang9126
      @xirenzhang9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anthonyspinnichio7766 yeah but is his dog 10 years old

    • @obj279e3
      @obj279e3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol same

  • @dickheadanonymous4271
    @dickheadanonymous4271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3297

    As long as I have the confidence that they know how to handle a knife,
    *ill throw that knife at them*

    • @lamp1739
      @lamp1739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Memez Daily OR they play video games

    • @xplane11fan93
      @xplane11fan93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your profile pic is hilarious 😂

    • @jon....
      @jon.... 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@xplane11fan93 a dead meme from 2016 is hilarious

    • @-lavenderlove-9534
      @-lavenderlove-9534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XDD

    • @Dylan-gx9bd
      @Dylan-gx9bd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheUpsideDownLamp NuMBErS 42000 laks

  • @Syn.
    @Syn. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i watched this as a kid and i still return every few yrs, im p sure this video sparked my love for knives

  • @manf1sh995
    @manf1sh995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2634

    _How to deal with bullies?_
    Google: Tell the teacher right away.
    Bing:

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      1:08

    • @Isaacmantx
      @Isaacmantx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      DuckDuckGo:
      If you open carry a firearm, no one will bully you…

    • @jacobj6376
      @jacobj6376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never use a knife on anyone pussy

    • @aceanonymous6999
      @aceanonymous6999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @schneecoraxx8689
      @schneecoraxx8689 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hand them a knife they arent a high enough level for and let god sort them out :D

  • @robmata474
    @robmata474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    a knife doesn't have a soul until it's tasted blood

    • @coen8323
      @coen8323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rob Mata no

    • @8oc7oh92
      @8oc7oh92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well i lost 10 brain cells

    • @markmccullough8410
      @markmccullough8410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      you're that 10 year old boy

    • @spacecats7832
      @spacecats7832 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      srry m8 that only works on balisongs, any other knife? Than that's just you being an idiot

    • @bhick3572
      @bhick3572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Almost all of my knives have tasted blood one way or the other.

  • @ignorant507
    @ignorant507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2997

    This video was made two years ago.....this guy is probably confused as hell

    • @qblanson17
      @qblanson17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Rand al'Thor Wheres all these comments coming from?

    • @Mycon
      @Mycon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Those ten year olds would be thirteen now.

    • @purplehumanz
      @purplehumanz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I saw it two years ago...

    • @jasonjason6169
      @jasonjason6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SanjuGhandhi wtf you took my favorite fictional character and stole his name ... shit you gonna call your self drizzt do'urden from r.a. salavatore's books or richard rahl next damn ...... just kiddin lol i was surprised when i saw the name it is rare for me to see some one who likes the same kind of books as i do ... even more rare that the person likes the guy enough to take the name on for them selves ... although i liked mat cauthen almost as much as rand ... if only because that man robert Jorden could make me for real laugh out loud while reading and that is a rare thing the only other character in a book that has ever been able to do that for me were zedd zul zorander from the sword of truth series witch is just as long if not longer than rands story although not as well written and the kinder from the dragonlance books that i read when i was in juvie when i was like 14 or 15 the main wizard was called raistlen .. it is funny almost all the notables like the real good fantasy books have the hero named with a name that starts with a r ... any way i rambled and just am going to find my new kobo that i have every fantasy book written in north america since the 1920's on it and pick something while i smoke a splif then a cigarette so for the book but if you pushed through the whole wheele of time i am sure you can skim through this in seconds ..spelling mistakes and all .. i dont fix them because i type amazingly fast and it would take much longer to right click on the two or three words that i fucked up than it took to type the whole thing also i am from two different english speaking countries and they spell quite a lot of words different than each other anD I LEARNED BOTH SO THEY JUST COME OUT WHEN I TYPE shit i could go forever . i have to pause to think of more shit to say .. and now i will be finished just me and my 66,897 books that i havent been reading for a few days i am in the middle of the complete works of Sigmund Freud and it is almost as manny pages as the wheele of time and the sword of truth and all of the books mr salavatore have written put together ,,, and once i am done that piece of reading i am going to start my own series of books because with my record a job is hard to get and even when i do they ask for a record check eventually so i can work a till .. or unload trucks full of cigarettes with a forklift and i already fractured l4 and two other vertebrates around 10 years ago ... what the fuck am i doing telling everyone all this damn that shatter spread on paper that i rolled with serious weed must have made me crazt to write this ,,, it just feels nice to type with out needing to think things up as fast as i can to tell a good story .. just to type for the fun of it and tell some of my real story just felt nice .. sorry anyone who really read this all the way . lol lmfucken ass off i doubt even one person will read this half a novel right here also i left out almost all proper grammar `and just used multipul ...................................... this like that lol ...

    • @jasonjason6169
      @jasonjason6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Shrek Wes on reading the Sigmund Freud. or on something else that is suposedly time wasting to you .. and remember i type 91 wpm on my last google test last week and i was drunk and smoking shatter so it took like less than 2 or 3 min to type and other than the fact that i am reading the insane psychologist/Psychiatrist that almost all doctors have to at lease learn some of his works weather he was clinically insane himself or not

  • @akano309
    @akano309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    omfg as soon as the knife was half open and he put his hand near the blade i got goosebumbs and was like NO PLEASE

  • @sukimotokaoru
    @sukimotokaoru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Title: Knives you don't want to hand to people
    Me seeing there's a balisong:
    *_or can you.._*

    • @y_noT42
      @y_noT42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes the legendary Benchmade Morpho 51 I wanna know how that flips

    • @Squissle
      @Squissle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *plays the vsauce music

    • @mr.pendejo8750
      @mr.pendejo8750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gentlemen

    • @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial
      @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Squissle I was gonna comment this

  • @tuxedobird9227
    @tuxedobird9227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2211

    “They don’t know it’s sharp”
    Me:ITS A KNIFE

    • @DanMal2000
      @DanMal2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gaming Nightcore
      F

    • @tuxedobird9227
      @tuxedobird9227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K

    • @kektaro
      @kektaro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Gaming Nightcore very few people know what an actually sharp knife really is, what most people think is sharp is unbearable to me and feels dull

    • @chrisjason7607
      @chrisjason7607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keisukek Bakahashi very true

    • @rwhggrwhb4255
      @rwhggrwhb4255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he means people dont know how sharp knives can realy be

  • @brockobama257
    @brockobama257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    Gun community:
    “This is a gun that I would hand to a 12 year old boy.. 12 year old girl boy it doesn’t matter”

    • @help316
      @help316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      As long as they know how guns work and gun safety

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cases where loaded guns were misfired:
      👀💧

    • @davidgutierrez4631
      @davidgutierrez4631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Turns out it's an ak and it's russia

    • @drytry1696
      @drytry1696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      guns aren't so fun

    • @ItsTJ1
      @ItsTJ1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he said 10 year old but idrc

  • @WisKy64VT
    @WisKy64VT ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know now I want a paragon warlock

  • @prd4959
    @prd4959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    This reminds me of a story my father used to tell me. He was working at a deli, and had to cut a roll for someone’s sandwich, and grabbed one of the high grade steel, professionally sharpened butcher’s knives, and it cut straight through the roll and into his hand. THAT is a sharp knife.

    • @heathpollock2745
      @heathpollock2745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He used a butchers knife on bread??

    • @hevi2866
      @hevi2866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@prd4959 it wasn't too cleaver of him to cut with that sharp knife then

    • @crack9014
      @crack9014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hevi2866 o,pun

    • @binglemccringle705
      @binglemccringle705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      o,pun
      like the roll a n d the guys hand?
      i couldnt help myself c:

    • @FS-uy1no
      @FS-uy1no 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hevi2866 the door is that way - - >🚪

  • @stewartsmith4900
    @stewartsmith4900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    what if i asked knifely?

    • @typos6649
      @typos6649 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Stewart Smith you're cutting me

    • @benchabot6886
      @benchabot6886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      You don't get the *point*

    • @benchabot6886
      @benchabot6886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      we better *Switch* back to normal talking

    • @mamatla5014
      @mamatla5014 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stewart Smith ..ohh realy great and nice..are you sold..how to order.

    • @wagtatou
      @wagtatou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Knife to meet you, mamat. But you ruined the pun train.

  • @williamalbatross4677
    @williamalbatross4677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    “Ill hand this knife to a ten year old boy, ten year old anybody, it doesnt matter”. Would love that to be taken outta context

    • @bobitobob3453
      @bobitobob3453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😭

    • @jackthomasberlied885
      @jackthomasberlied885 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got my first knife when I was 7 lmao

    • @gamignmaster6977
      @gamignmaster6977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kufl2476 Knives really aren't dangerous, like at all if you know how to handle them. Keep fingers outta the path of the blade, don't touch the sharp part blah blah, if you got that down it is perfectly safe if you CONTINUE to follow those rules.

    • @ozkan576
      @ozkan576 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kufl2476 "As long as I have the confidence that they know how to handle a knife" nothing wrong with what he said.

    • @YJ-7
      @YJ-7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Beb The Birb good. I don't want to be that person but I think 13 is good for an outdoorsy kid . If you live in the city idk I think it's weird. Teens can be crazy

  • @juggernautstyle3944
    @juggernautstyle3944 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    watching and hearing you describe how people mistreat the last knife just makes me… feel the pain

    • @tiagodecastro2929
      @tiagodecastro2929 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right? I feel like if I had never seen a bali before, and someone handed me one, I would be too terrified to actually open it lol

  • @imaperson813
    @imaperson813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Knifes I don't hand to people
    Me: *hands over lightssaber*

    • @Shadowscales1
      @Shadowscales1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Old Ben?

    • @darkdefender9919
      @darkdefender9919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ThAt iS aCcTuAlY nOt A kNiFe It Is A sAbeR.

    • @username-yc3bd
      @username-yc3bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “ssaber”

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kid: Points the blade right at his own eye a second after getting lightsaber

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That falls in one or two

  • @bilbo_gamers6417
    @bilbo_gamers6417 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

    2:16 You sound like a mixture between Kermit, Yoda, and Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo).

    • @astro3389
      @astro3389 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bilbo_Gamers 😂😂😂✌️

    • @senpaisanchoyt5225
      @senpaisanchoyt5225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I muted my device and now i have a nice image in my head xD

    • @godthealmighty671
      @godthealmighty671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SenpaiSancho YT penis?

    • @senpaisanchoyt5225
      @senpaisanchoyt5225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God the Almighty no yoda with kermits voice but yodas dialect

    • @godthealmighty671
      @godthealmighty671 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SenpaiSancho YT no shit sherlock

  • @mentallyunstableorphan
    @mentallyunstableorphan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3554

    Never give a child a batarang, worst choice of my life. Yeah, he's dead. He sliced his throat. But, technically I didn't kill him, he killed himself.

    • @panzerbuchse1828
      @panzerbuchse1828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Batman, I thought you died in endgame.

    • @Gnomechild
      @Gnomechild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Batman damn not the Robin!!!

    • @richard5398
      @richard5398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Wanna know how I got these scars?..

    • @cashisgreen6383
      @cashisgreen6383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Batman His name must’ve been Robin

    • @mobilegames3369
      @mobilegames3369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seams ligit

  • @DuckPlaysDrums
    @DuckPlaysDrums ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its a tradition to come back to this video

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    When you're blessed with the algorithm god for the most random videos

    • @tako.3612
      @tako.3612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @ZombieReaper18
      @ZombieReaper18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wtf i see you in every youtuber i watch comment section

    • @FootballstudOSU
      @FootballstudOSU 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Datboi Nameb me to

    • @Agonal
      @Agonal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoo this guy

    • @lesterthemolester1501
      @lesterthemolester1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro wtf i see you everywhere

  • @ethandevine8571
    @ethandevine8571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    "Ill throw the knife right at a boy or girl."

    • @nazaha859
      @nazaha859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ethan Cxle a closed knife

    • @lidianc5591
      @lidianc5591 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Your boi guzma
      then the closed part slaps them in the face

    • @user-uu9zv7pb2u
      @user-uu9zv7pb2u 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ethan Cxle a TEN YEAR OLD boy or girl

    • @ethandevine8571
      @ethandevine8571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh, of course

    • @oneer8435
      @oneer8435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan Cxle hell fire son your dangerous! Your future address I bet will be San Quinton .

  • @Xitronix
    @Xitronix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "You just kinda throw it at em here ya go"
    My friend: hey cool knife
    Me: thanks *throws knife at them*

    • @anthonyspinnichio7766
      @anthonyspinnichio7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Throws knife at them while opened*

    • @Longus07
      @Longus07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anthonyspinnichio7766 *Throws a knife at them without the handle*

    • @ryanbrown5141
      @ryanbrown5141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes I bring my 10 inch Japanese kitchen knife where ever I go and throw at my friends as well, sometimes they bleed.
      I don’t know why?

    • @yurei2114
      @yurei2114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryanbrown5141 Hmm, have you tried turning off the knife and turning it on again?

  • @smurfmianz4527
    @smurfmianz4527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's been 5 years and I still don't know why we get this video recommend every single year

  • @tobystephenson908
    @tobystephenson908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    "Yeah I'll just throw that knife at someone..." Ummmm ok...

    • @oTR3TR3
      @oTR3TR3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, a closed knife you dummy. most if not all actual knife people know better than to throw an open blade at somebody (unless you intended to)

    • @kevinoloane1479
      @kevinoloane1479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Obertron 12345 he not literal dork

    • @Flyingsaucer79
      @Flyingsaucer79 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am a literal dork

    • @trashi_1145
      @trashi_1145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kevin Oloane it's a joke dork XD

    • @madisonxyz9887
      @madisonxyz9887 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bigdork 😂 good to know.

  • @play4thrill42
    @play4thrill42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Not a knife person but this video randomly popped up and I actually did enjoy it.

    • @willbilliams8513
      @willbilliams8513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Become one

    • @princeslime7175
      @princeslime7175 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same for me

    • @princeslime7175
      @princeslime7175 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maya Atanga so true I’ve been crafting my recommended videos for years but still it give a me random stuff like this

    • @mynameissolonglookatthiswh5891
      @mynameissolonglookatthiswh5891 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @spencerm5913
      @spencerm5913 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MyNameIsSoLongLookAtThisWhyIsItSoLongIDontKnowOmg. Well, I watch knife videos once in a while and carry a dumbass knife on par with the last three shown. I'm more worried about why I keep seeing you pop up in the comment sections.

  • @Four4Reddit
    @Four4Reddit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    but can it run crisis 3

    • @haycheC
      @haycheC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      it's got a 1080ti quad sli on it

    • @Balandinis
      @Balandinis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      1080s can't quad sli

    • @haycheC
      @haycheC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      they can if they do a foursome

    • @Balandinis
      @Balandinis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same thing goes for all 10xx series cards. Nvidia dropped support for quad sli

    • @allenshao503
      @allenshao503 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Skyrim

  • @SLAVKINGRED
    @SLAVKINGRED 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this holds well even now 7 years after this video was made.

  • @sexyjamal7774
    @sexyjamal7774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    Even as a knife guy I would not feel comfortable opening that last one.

    • @gerardorubio757
      @gerardorubio757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SexyJamal77 the balisong or the paragon?

    • @sexyjamal7774
      @sexyjamal7774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The Paragon obviously.

    • @gerardorubio757
      @gerardorubio757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SexyJamal77 Yeah you kinda confused me a little just because in the video he introduced the balisong last

    • @sexyjamal7774
      @sexyjamal7774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      True, the Paragon is still the last one on the row though.

    • @Andy47357
      @Andy47357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i got the warlock its a fun one. nothing scary about it aside from the fact that it is dual edged

  • @HoneyGlzedHam
    @HoneyGlzedHam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    How many years of wearing black cargo pants does it take to become a "tactical" person?

    • @alexbaldwin3916
      @alexbaldwin3916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      HoneyGlzedHam what before or after you kill enough people to go down in history as the person who went on a killing streak by throwing knives at people lol

    • @sbstnpofadder
      @sbstnpofadder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Super hilarious..

    • @sk8er_boi166
      @sk8er_boi166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      3 exactly

    • @yerawizardharry2632
      @yerawizardharry2632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is honestly such a fucking hilarious comment im surprised it doesnt have like 1 million likes

    • @dermaskiertemuchacho6139
      @dermaskiertemuchacho6139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      300 confirmed kills

  • @OofedRaptor
    @OofedRaptor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    2:18 he sounded like Kermit

    • @heavyzoteling5400
      @heavyzoteling5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Itsya Boiy lol

    • @danisstuff1438
      @danisstuff1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoo

    • @realchronal
      @realchronal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg I noticed that too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chapatis
      @chapatis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      plot twist: it is *KERMIT*

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you hand a knife to someone they might ker-mit suicide

  • @tokanyu_
    @tokanyu_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    >name is Lugermonger
    >doesn’t monger Lugers

  • @bouncydachon
    @bouncydachon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    2:03 i physically cringed at this it made me PHYSICALLY uncomfortable watching this to the point where i felt my fingers tingle

    • @Longus07
      @Longus07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I also felt it

    • @monkemonke9048
      @monkemonke9048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Same even though I’m a kid if yo gonna touch it touch like the bit without a sharp bit

    • @Zack-bl2gg
      @Zack-bl2gg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I mean you technically could close it with your hand even if it was razor sharp as long as you don’t slide your fingers

    • @hikawasayo6190
      @hikawasayo6190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Zack-bl2gg yeah and that’s also the basis for half swording

    • @darkdefender9919
      @darkdefender9919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know I am not a knife person and I know that just doesn’t look right

  • @buddhamack1491
    @buddhamack1491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6759

    The last 3 are illegal in my country

    • @wil115x
      @wil115x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      Most likely in Australia, cause those are illegal as well

    • @drunksanta1427
      @drunksanta1427 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      in the netherlands as well, though the spring assisted one is illegal as well

    • @myronvisser8362
      @myronvisser8362 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Drunk Santa tja.. tog kun je ze wel krijgen k kom wel eens spring assisted messen tegen op marktplaats maar tis af te raden niet omdat t gevaarlijk s maar omdat als je dr mee gepakt word je em niet alleen kwijt bent maar ook een dikke boete krijgt

    • @B.treveton
      @B.treveton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      same here in canada. not sure about the last one, but the butterfly cant be in public and the switch just straight isnt allowed

    • @impulse4102
      @impulse4102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In Australias brother in law Austria, all of these are legal.

  • @Unbentdaniboy
    @Unbentdaniboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    0:48 "I'll throw that knife at them, even though it is razor sharp, you know I always give a warning that it's sharp"
    Yea that's a first for me........ Usually people don't warn people they throw knives at

  • @WmAHaynes
    @WmAHaynes 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I don't know why this video is so relaxing but every now and then I come back to it and watch it

  • @yeetskeet_______________3506
    @yeetskeet_______________3506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    “I’ll throw that knife at them even though it’s razor sharp”

    • @dio5908
      @dio5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

    • @aname6104
      @aname6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DIO get YOUR anti Harmon knives today!

    • @The_Attack_of_Geek
      @The_Attack_of_Geek 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dio5908 god damn the JoJo's fandom, appearing anywhere there's even a tiny thing that could become a JoJo's reference lmfao

    • @wazzlewazz9675
      @wazzlewazz9675 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuckin oath,

    • @dio5908
      @dio5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the_attack_of_ geek me when the it how when if

  • @plunger8343
    @plunger8343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    everytime i watch this i remember dialogue that doesnt exist

  • @Dominik-RabergeR
    @Dominik-RabergeR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    "Oh no, I stabbed my self in the chest with the knife you just gave me."
    Yeah I can see that.😂😂😂

    • @dragontv684
      @dragontv684 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOOOOOOOOO MY KNIFE I HATE YOU IT HAS BLOOD ON IT

  • @RadxPLord
    @RadxPLord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want a paragon, my wallet doesn't want one

  • @steveboi5482
    @steveboi5482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    That one guy at the bazaar: *Sells all of these knives to a 7 year old kid*

  • @christophergielink760
    @christophergielink760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    "As long as I have the confidence to think that they know how to handle a knife, I'll throw that knife at them"
    Lugermonger 2016

  • @racoonboi5139
    @racoonboi5139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I cant even hand a butter knife to people

    • @AyJaxx
      @AyJaxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      climate change
      obviously

    • @myst3680
      @myst3680 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SUB_DEXTER _FTW lol

  • @thesistersofbattle
    @thesistersofbattle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I feel like this video was made to fund the purchase of that Paragon. Effectively, there was only one, maybe two, you wouldn't want to just hand to someone.

  • @m3lio291
    @m3lio291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10915

    Dont worry i play csgo

    • @k01100
      @k01100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      noface mood

    • @indremik.5454
      @indremik.5454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Now I'm worrying

    • @alexkim155
      @alexkim155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      This made ma laugh a little too much

    • @camdenbullchild
      @camdenbullchild 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      i literally just sat here and smiled for like 5 mins

    • @Solitayre_confinment
      @Solitayre_confinment 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same here

  • @duck2939
    @duck2939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Why did I correlate this guy saying he’d hand these knives to 10 year olds to the like professed oak giving Pokémon to 10 year olds. Certain ones he’d give to 10 year olds and ones they don’t.

    • @zan1971
      @zan1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah I mean handing a 10 year old a poisonous plant which constantly emits spores or pokemon that has a constant fire going is perfectly safe

    • @crimsonriver07
      @crimsonriver07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@zan1971 And those are the weak stages, that 10 year old's little fire lizard is going to be a dragon one day, sure as hell sounds safe

    • @itsruf1
      @itsruf1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll help clear that up. It's obvious. He is what he is. Just a dysfunctional internet douchebag rambling blather clueless to his own stupid comments as he B.S.'s his way thru a video. His thinking might get help when a parent beats hiss a$$ if he ever tries it. He won't. Most likely he's a loner with issues and avoids all people.

    • @aldousorwell3807
      @aldousorwell3807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@itsruf1 How drunk were you?
      .....Not saying you're wrong.😂

    • @CrimesForDimes
      @CrimesForDimes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@itsruf1 Damn bro, go home your fucking drunk. Atleast be tamed while writing a comment, your gonna make yourself look like a fool, and a asshole.

  • @Mecha_mach
    @Mecha_mach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    Me: *picks up a kitchen knife*
    Australia: you can’t do that, that’s illegal

    • @Mecha_mach
      @Mecha_mach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ` Mate that’s a baton put it down

    • @RZombie45
      @RZombie45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bill Nye The Russian Spy *picks up dog
      *gets killed by a hanging.

    • @Mecha_mach
      @Mecha_mach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      E E picks up a nerf gun
      Me: hey guys want to have a nerf war
      *Cops come*
      Cop:ITS A GANG WAR SHOOT ALL OF THEM AT SIGHT

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Careful! Those noodles are still dry!

    • @Mecha_mach
      @Mecha_mach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      X-Uteen so true lol Australia has it worse
      You can’t use that kitchen knife it poses a threat
      Me:I’m cutting my beef
      Cops:you going to have to leave with us sir

  • @etwoah
    @etwoah ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I have a lot of respect for anyone who can quick open a butterfly knife

  • @Will7M
    @Will7M 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The sound that steel warlock makes a pure sex.

    • @YaminRahman
      @YaminRahman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What does making a pure sex even mean? A sound can't make a pure sex, and sex is never even pure.

    • @kizurethememe3857
      @kizurethememe3857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yam just shut up

    • @MelMelMel
      @MelMelMel 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kizure The Meme a pure shut up

    • @DieByMyHand1
      @DieByMyHand1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Knife collectors don't know what sex sounds like, they've never had it

    • @hitmanhatton
      @hitmanhatton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DieByMyHand1 that's why they carry knives. they can just take it