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Ari Shaffir, Comedian and Host Of Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in studio.
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"Lee what are we gonna do about these palestinians" lmfao
It's. The jew in him
Apparently the answer they found is apartheid and genocide
Even funnier 2024
@@williamlansden1308 ayy
This aged very well 😂😂😂
Lee "I know I'm an addict"
Joey "then why won't you take a fart to the mouth"
Love it😂
Tremendous
Wow
@@wiaamyoukhana5287 good show
1:42:55 lee syatt dying laughing when joey says constantly because hes so high hes imagining someone having onnit constantly shipped to their house all day😂
Lee, i wanna comb your hair, put a diaper on you and take care of you like a beautiful jew baby
Haha mate that made me laugh
What hair?
lv702man his pubes
It's so amazing to get this inside perspective. I love it. These guys are badasses. I admire them.
I'm here for the good old times from 2023! Tremendous!
Ari: How many leches?
Lee: Tres :)
Ari:Woww
That was subtly hilarious 😂
Lee and Ari got the Christ killer connection
lee always gets the "i just smelled a nasty fart" face when joey pulls out another edible
Joey farts on them
have you changed in 6 years?
Ever notice his eyes disappear more and more and his laugh gets higher pitched the more edibles he takes.
Bahahahaha
@@pab1381Lika Docta
I love when Joey says "between you and I"... :)
more podcasts! can someone upload the earlier ones too, there seems to be alot missing
Alpha Brain: you're always firing on 2 cylinders LOL!!
Ari is so reserved here. So humble, so normal.
shit I mean, come on. what are we doin here.
36:42 for the re-up
“Put that away…”
HELL YEA
Hahaha they are soo stoned. I totally got what Lee was talking about when he mentioned the pushed in doors.
1:40:20 THIS RANT THO jesus christ I almost passed out laughing
haha Syatt is wide awake by the end
I have an idea for your special Diaz, call it Locked up with Uncle Joey or some shit, and do it at a jail or a prison. Come full circle with your comedy, where it all began, also it would have that Johnny Cash vibe as well.
live from rikers island.
live from twin towers
Why would you go back there. Fuck jail and fuck the popo.
That would be sooo good
live from ADX Florence cocksuckas! smokin a bone in the supermax like a DOCTAH
7:00 detroit has some good mexican food and its dirt cheap, theres a big latin community in southwest detroit.
blindbrad11 ya but then you’re in Detroit
It's Hispanic latin is dead
Lee is such a cutie pie ^-^
Jonny Noz he’s so innocent it’s a combo with Diaz
Jimmy Lee Leland is FUCKED UP towards the end...hilarious
Amazing trio
"that Carlin guy" Im not one to say this but Ari I am offended
Joey: waddya got there, a pen ?
Lee: yeah,, do you want one ?
Joey:No, what do I want with a fuckin' pen, what am I, Paul Revere over here ?
?
Listening in 2020 baby ✌
1:46:30 cLassic
Joey thinks you have to squeeze water bottles for some reason
LOVING the new titles showing the guests lately
@1:28:53 when Joey and Ari didn't get what Lee was talking about....the doors pushed in..I got it Lee...I got It!!....laughed my ass off and Lee had to quit laughing to do the show....total pro, baby....=\/
Awesome show, Joey.
01:46:31 welcome
Miss the old angles!
Lol joeys face from 1:48:50-1:49:30 fucking priceless
53:30
Good show
Can’t believe this is 9 years old!
Joey, that was a great show. The story about the waitress and robbing the car. Wow, I love it.
Tremendous podcast
1:08:55 that joint size lol.
Making Joey wear headphones doesn't seem to help the fact that he's almost always off the mic.
Maybe make him wear a lapel or mini ear hook mic?
Condenser microphone would fit him better, because they're a lot louder and clearer. Then a pre-amp with filters to take out the screaming or some nice mixer or something and it would be really easy to maintain. Dynamic mics need to be close to mouth. homerecording.about.com/od/microphones101/a/mic_types.htm
SpaceManDawn its because his big gut presses up against the table creating distance from him and the mic lol
1:29:00 lee trying to describe a stoop is the most fucking hilarious thing
they're just so baked
this aint the same #221 in Spotify
From San Diego we got that dank Mexican food
Lee's dying cause Uncle Joey is so funny when he reads the ads. Had me cracking up. Straight free styling. Old school. Big d_cks up yo a_s is bad your health.
Why do people censor themselves on the fuckin Internet bro are you tripping or what
@@Mosixmanso TH-cam dosent delete the comment
I wish Joey would get closer to the mike.
He whispers and then screams
Commercial break ....Lee looses his shit!!! Fuckin Hilarious!!
A great show, I had a good time. You guys were stoned to the gills!
I laughed so hard at Lee's NY door frame explanation because I understood what he was saying.
I wish I could smoke or take marijuana like you guys. I loved it when it was good to me, I had the best laughs of my life.
It made me anxious and paranoid. I was going through violent and psychological abuse around the time of taking it and I'm a pretty quiet guy and a deep thinker. I go too deep on the weed and I'm a Highly Sensitive Personality which means I basically think and analyze things on a much deeper level than the average person.
If there was a weed without the paranoia and anxiety and even depression, I'd be up in that shit!
Peace out as always from Australia
Feel the same
you need that og kush guy. you might have smoked a sativa which is more of an upper and makes some people that arent used to it kind of anxious and paranoid like you said. indicas are the buds where you chill out on the couch and feel super relaxed and happy and then sleepy. but if australia isn't the kind of place where you can specifically ask for indica or sativa then just take 1 little baby hit of whatever and you might have better results.
justin thompson Thanks Justin.
I'll be on the lookout for the Indica and take your advice.
I miss the laughing and tripping out, the good tripping I mean.
no worries dude! and i definitely know what you mean I remember the good times and bad times when i first started smoking too. marijuana is an awesome thing though man it's definitely enhanced my life and hopefully it can do the same for you!
Come to think of it. You are right.
Joeys hair is so sick in this lol
JOEY please talk into the mic or dont talk as quiet love the show and hate when i cant hear it and miss the show :(
Court has me off the reefer until further notice. These podcasts are breaking my heart.
Are you blazing up again?
@@anthonyj6863 rip
@@TrollHiddenCave😂
El chollo is the spot!!
I don't like hard shell tacos it's just stupid taste like corn and falls apart when you eat it
I make tacos I like to mix refried beans with either ground buffalo or ground beef I saute the meat with onions and mushrooms
I know there's usually not mushrooms in Mexican food but fuk it it taste good with beef I add some salsa and some taco seasoning and I go ahead and add the cheese as well put that in a Taco put that in a burrito it's ready to go
1:42:50 Lee can't stop laughing!
Lee is tremendous
Tremendous
Fuckin Tremendous
Sushi was invented in Van Nuys
1:55 "Next time he has fuckin binoculars"
dvdasa is back !!
I fucking love this podcast. Lee and Joey you guys are amazing! :D
I feel the same way 7 years later
We have the whole range of Mexican here in Nevada. The authentic hella good places have prices cheaper than Taco Bell and you sit down and eat like a god. Full fried fish, soup with i don't fucking no what.
A chulupa means a lady in a canoe in Mexico. I learned that on vacation Hah
we have amazing carts and take out places (roberto's/don tortacos') that are fucking amazing, but i've really only eaten at two great mexican restaurants. here in las vegas, the best of which so far is lindo michoacan.
any tips on where to try?
+Reno Stezn Roberto's 4am,,,best food in Vegas
1:28:41 I'm drunk and high and not from where he was talking about, and even i know what lee was saying, and they don't? wow.
david151022 true
This are great Joey lol
i hope Duncan is next on the church have we seen him on the chuch beside the live church
In cabo it was sad with those people selling shit. I used to always go as a kid. There was so many little kids without clothes selling chiclets. Fuck.
20:05 Joey is lost! haha
TACO JOINT AUSTIN TEXAS, it’s fucking FIRE this ain’t no advertisement either.
Haha he's talking bout très margaritas... I've been there before, sooo good
powerful
R.I.P. Taylor Negron, vey funny individual. (1:07)
joey diaz actively faces the mic away from himself
great shit.
'recognize what does that do' -ari
57:00 minutes in Lee is done! haha!!
Glad they represented Mexican food well. I’m biased but I’m willing to put south Texas tex mex against any other heavyweights in California . I’ve heard some neighborhoods in Chicago do it well , too.
Denmark also has amazing hash.
A Flying Flock of Jews
Whoa . . Uncle joey slimming up
*makes fart noises in stall as kid with friends*
*every person in bathroom*
"You ok in there"
1h 22min, i guess you're wrong Joey! :P
i dont give a fuck about bobs burgers! best add ever hahaha
Haha stoners trying to lose weight.....always a real challenge!
I don't get munchies u gotta smoke threw the b.s. fuck snacks smoke weed
24:40 ish.....i don't know you Joey D, but I feel ya'....we are different things at different times, depending on what's required, or in more relaxed times, what the fuck we want
Joey chewing *right* into the mic and Ari yelling into the mic is aggravating as fuck lol
Maybe you wouldnt be 300 lbs if you stopped the shakes after the workout lol.
A protein shakes like 200 cal g
@@ethanwarner1164 easy 10% daily intake to cut right there. Those are for skinny guys to put on weight not fat guys to cut it. This is old though, Joey is a new man lately.
@@kolinstallman3788 I disagree, coming off a workout you’ve easily burned 200 cal, it’s an easy pick up from workout until next meal
Im so glad joey called out joe on that dramatic brain damage bullshit he goes into to sound like a badass but never gets into that bullshit with fighters cuz they would just start laughing at that Hollywood tale
1:21:10 lee 😂
Seahawks are going to the mothafuckin Super Bowl Shaffir!
Aaaand we lost. Hey, still green n' shit!
Epic Great you name everyone now not just a number now joey!
CHURCH!
Joey syatt lee Diaz
Yeah if you're looking for a hallucinogenic in Mexico peyote or maybe mescaline I'm not really sure what mescaline is but peyote is a psychedelic Cactus they have that down there
ari looks extra Jewish in them headphones fer some reason
It's the hebrewifing-headphones theory
I went a good couple of years with no sugary shit like soda and candy. Now I really notice how fucking addicting that shit is.
If Joey started eating well he would start seeing ACTUAL results fast.
That's fucking bullshit if a dog attacks you you have every fucking right to kill that fucking thing it's a fucking animal you're a fucking human being at the end of the day your life matters more I fucking hate people to let pitbulls run loose
goddamn Menaces to Society !
some of us like to walk around and exercise
do ya like jazz?
Joey almost ratted himself out on cheating on terrie
1:28:05 guess who potus
1,590 calories is too low for Lee. Have you used a calorie calculator to determine your needs for weight loss? As you lose weight you need less calories to avoid plateaus. You should look up fitness channels on TH-cam to help you find the right way to track your macros.