Infomercialism Fuzzeez

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  • You can make your own fuzzy, cuddly pal using wet, mashed up hair and a washing machine?...
    Thanks Elissa and Nick for sending Fuzzeez to the PO Box!
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  • @tetsujin86
    @tetsujin86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As he was unclipping it all I could think of was the toy shouting, "Mirror!!! GET ME A MIRROR!" As the doctor tried to explain there were complications during the surgery.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    My daughters got these from my aunt last Christmas. They work well, but these eventually fall apart.

    • @dcflake5645
      @dcflake5645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Like all my relationships.

    • @Smaxx
      @Smaxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That was also my first impression. Also assuming there are no dried adhesives in the balls or fluff, I could imagine these falling apart rather quickly, if they somehow get wet. Nice project for a shelf though.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dcflake5645 too real. too real.

    • @BBC600
      @BBC600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Smaxx That's what i thought too is that it looks more suited to a shelf than having it being actually played with.

    • @bucwhovian8305
      @bucwhovian8305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah just looking at the finished bear, I'd be scared to death that was going to fall apart.

  • @queenofhearts17
    @queenofhearts17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    unfortunately this just looks like a shortcut version of felting. so it will likely fall apart, felted dolls are more for decoration than playing with. also the flat back is creepy.

    • @ilsje01
      @ilsje01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes that is exactly what i was thinking!

    • @Pehmokettu
      @Pehmokettu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A properly felted toy can be very durable if a child is old enough to understand that it is not wise to rip pieces of felt off. But these toys are not felted properly so these toys are only for decoration.

    • @tinycrimester
      @tinycrimester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're appropriating my community college education!

  • @tscream80
    @tscream80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Many a Tribble were sacrificed to make this product...

    • @CounterClaws
      @CounterClaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally a use for tribbles! Gotta keep their numbers down somehow.

  • @wombatkidd
    @wombatkidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kids who are into crafts have a lot more patience than you think. This looks like it took less time than building and painting a model and I had lots of friend who did that as a kid.

  • @steveg5122
    @steveg5122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    This is an adorable product that actually works. I could see a parent and child doing this as a project together, or a teacher doing it with a class if it could be cheap enough. Also it kinda looks like an otter.

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, it's a really nice felting kit - not really a durable thing to promote as creating functional toys for play though lol

  • @godden18
    @godden18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    make your own basil

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Build-A-Basil

    • @Alibm80
      @Alibm80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brush ... Boom Boom!

  • @Tokalafox
    @Tokalafox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Am i the only who hoped it was going to be some kind of horrifying mangled mess, a Cronenbear if you will.

  • @Jussy833
    @Jussy833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    'Smells like burnt hair...OMG! It's like it's made out of wirey pubes!'
    - Mike Jeavons, 2019 For Fuzzez
    X'DD Wonder what Basil will think of your new little friend?

  • @elissas2230
    @elissas2230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As soon as I saw the thumbnail I screamed at Nick so we could watch together :) glad it arrived, I was starting to get worried it'd got lost in the post :)

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome!

  • @herbiehusker1889
    @herbiehusker1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Can you grate cheese with it?

  • @3212009a
    @3212009a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Make one out of Basil's shed hair, have two Basils

  • @RichardPlaysStuff
    @RichardPlaysStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love these, what the hell?
    Yours looked like a cute little ferret.

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look into felting

  • @Blackmoonrose13
    @Blackmoonrose13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Uh, okay the transforming fluff is felt, what they are doing is felting, I should know grandma was a crafter and a seamstress so I saw the process, Now I am not saying this is bad, its a cute idea, but just...the comercial should tone it the hell down

    • @preciousinfinity
      @preciousinfinity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've seen felting videos and instantly knew what this was, just a cheaper version with a mould. I think I'd rather teach my kids actual felting XD

    • @RettMikhal
      @RettMikhal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's gotta look like a cool sports car to be an infomercial.

  • @JeEhaO
    @JeEhaO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A child would probably love this product, it is just something fun to do for a while.

  • @angelasmith7891
    @angelasmith7891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My kids would have loved these when they were younger!
    For 5 minutes 🤣

  • @NoProHarrie
    @NoProHarrie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Great stuff
    I'd adopt that little beary mess!

  • @AgumonofAlchemy
    @AgumonofAlchemy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So it's a teddy bear made of dryer lint?

  • @bossyheifer
    @bossyheifer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Is this like an at-home DIY version of Build-a-Bear?

    • @FateBoost
      @FateBoost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fine print: Created by build a bear. Please visit your local store to activate.

    • @fanime1
      @fanime1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those actually exist. I remember seeing a video testing one. I forgot who tho.

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude, I love your profile picture! Where in the land of Tinternet did you get it from?!

  • @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639
    @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:14 "I will not be bested by a child's toy!" You would hardly be the first! LOL

  • @mrmrsgamer6938
    @mrmrsgamer6938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Build your own Tribble kit

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Expectation: Cute soft DIY teddy bear.
    Reality: Dollar store version of Spurdo Spärde made out of pubes.

  • @lordsjaak
    @lordsjaak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    and now you have Teddy like Mr. Bean :P

  • @lisatheboywonder6744
    @lisatheboywonder6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the first time in the history of ever that Mike has followed instructions step by step.

  • @eggy_egg_1308
    @eggy_egg_1308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This whole video is a mood

  • @R33Racer
    @R33Racer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wow Mike looks really thin! Must be that "A week on thin air" diet.

    • @deemacgee
      @deemacgee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looks really good, props to him.

    • @R33Racer
      @R33Racer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deemacgee Indeed.

  • @kikkih4592
    @kikkih4592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I honestly love that your washer and dryer is all one thing. I wish I could get one like that

  • @ThatCuteMacaw
    @ThatCuteMacaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You did it wrong, you forgot the cheese.

  • @colleen4ever
    @colleen4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:01- AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! It's adorable!!

  • @jasonm07
    @jasonm07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always thought it was weird that Brits kept their washers in the kitchen. It's even more weird to learn that the washer and dryer are the same machine.

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes they're still separate machines - I have seperate and my partner has the pair in one machine

  • @oiwithyou
    @oiwithyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't wait for the next infomercialism

  • @lightchipster
    @lightchipster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hooray! Everything went well, great video!

  • @mandygreen6718
    @mandygreen6718 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If they would have halves you could fill up then spray em down them squeeze them together snap shut then throw in the washer and dryer then maybe come out better and have a full teddy! Oh btw now you can make your own “tiddy” bear for your seatbelt! Also so glad he is making these videos again I like them a lot and burn out on the “week on” videos he does. I don’t even watch those anymore just waiting on these! Thanks so much for making these again!

  • @dildobaggins69
    @dildobaggins69 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's superb, I need one

  • @davidyoung6608
    @davidyoung6608 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol. Love how the bear turn out.

  • @nathancombs527
    @nathancombs527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I guess it's time for me to make my own fluffy, fuzzy pal. And that's not a euphemism for a vagina."
    And he proceeds to make a beaver. Oh Mike, we love you

  • @carlrichie2012
    @carlrichie2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved the music

  • @Theresamarie-y8b
    @Theresamarie-y8b 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    100+ Patrons. Well done.

  • @emilynorman6074
    @emilynorman6074 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this is the first thing you've shown that I'd want to buy :)

  • @write-minded3921
    @write-minded3921 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very cute otter, Mike! 😉👍🏻

  • @victoriasmith2512
    @victoriasmith2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Basil gets a new toy 😂

  • @jadeinfull
    @jadeinfull 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank God the washing machine is okay 🙌

  • @TheGingerJonny
    @TheGingerJonny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Fuzzenstein! Add parts of dead pets for extra joy joy! :D

    • @bucwhovian8305
      @bucwhovian8305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would have to be called Fuzzenstein's monster :)

  • @Swiftbow
    @Swiftbow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Are Mike's washer and dryer the same appliance? That's kind of cool. Though I suppose it probably has some drawbacks, too.

    • @jackieelizabeth8614
      @jackieelizabeth8614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Swiftbow fairly common in England since the houses are generally small.

  • @Stepster1972
    @Stepster1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Make Basil a friend, so then you can stop complaining that Basil is ruining your videos at the start lol

    • @MV96_
      @MV96_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John J He says Basil ruins his video as pretense. He actually is very aware that Basil is the cherry on top of his videos! XD

    • @ken.f.c.1977
      @ken.f.c.1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did, he made basil brush 😁

  • @LiyuConberma
    @LiyuConberma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So that's where teddy bears come from...XD

  • @chezziesiberz
    @chezziesiberz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He needs to be in ALL your videos now ❤️😂

  • @brisbanefisho9105
    @brisbanefisho9105 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    In this episode of infomercialism; Mike makes a hairy beaver.

  • @poikochan87
    @poikochan87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:00 to be honest... I LOL-ed hard xD

  • @mskyheartstrings7977
    @mskyheartstrings7977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The look of concentration on your face, making him. Lol

  • @texaskc
    @texaskc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This feels like a more difficult way to felt.

  • @jarmakey1
    @jarmakey1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was like "Is he really gonna make something that needs a whole booklet of instructions?" But it worked out surprisingly well.

  • @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639
    @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    All hail Build-A-Bear Workshop!

  • @Mystemo
    @Mystemo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you held up the two fluff pieces with the eyes attached all I could think about was Hellraiser.

  • @edbadyt
    @edbadyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would have loved this as a child.

  • @joesshows6793
    @joesshows6793 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dam that went okay!

  • @Torchyc
    @Torchyc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    yay for the new mascot :D

  • @mudjmc
    @mudjmc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on the new baby beaver boy! You can call him Pubie.

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    t best vid yet!

  • @caranaworld
    @caranaworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only thing I want to do is fluff my Garfield.

  • @KatKaleen
    @KatKaleen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It is a very cute beavery bear boy.
    This is a form of wet felting, isn't it? (No, that's not a naughty euphemism, although it very well could be.)

    • @daniellemcnamara7910
      @daniellemcnamara7910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is wet felting, is really relaxing, however watching him tease the fibres out killed me.....he used far too much!

    • @tinycrimester
      @tinycrimester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Felting =/= felching

    • @KatKaleen
      @KatKaleen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tinycrimester I've been on the internet long enough to not shy away from googling that. Weird, but whatever floats the boat.

  • @Collegeboy-to5zz
    @Collegeboy-to5zz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a Lint Golem.

  • @fuckoffyou
    @fuckoffyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LoL I first though you were supposed to build them with dryer lint.

  • @gyqz
    @gyqz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Fuzzeez, now with the real smell of mushrooms and mould.....wouldn't you like to smoke one?"

  • @Teammaddiz
    @Teammaddiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ayyy nice towers posters :D

  • @SuperMegaDudeguy
    @SuperMegaDudeguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was genuinely surprised that it came out that well. I was fully expecting the bear/beaver to completely fall apart the moment it was taken out of the rubber iron maiden.

  • @johnsonhazel270
    @johnsonhazel270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ple do another one of these soon ple 😅

  • @otterempire6249
    @otterempire6249 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It looks like a cool sports car

  • @carolinec9625
    @carolinec9625 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aww.. Its A New Friend For Your Gorgeous Kitty.. Basil ♡♡♡ x

  • @pandaphil
    @pandaphil 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Future use for dryer lint?

  • @zoew1602
    @zoew1602 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we have a Mike Jeavons soft toy bear for Christmas that says some of your most classic lines at the touch of a button?! I can see the hilarity already.....😆😁😂😃😄😅🙈🙉🙊🐻

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I kinda like it

  • @cartoonkelly7924
    @cartoonkelly7924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I made a friend once, in my mind. He told me to kill.” XD You are a treasure. But where’s the cat?

  • @catseye10000
    @catseye10000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow its actually worked

  • @annalevermore7857
    @annalevermore7857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    shake some dried catnip on it and give it to Basil to destroy it!

  • @talltomtube
    @talltomtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Baby, don't got back.

  • @Elleander1
    @Elleander1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Build your own PuBear!

  • @trovey02
    @trovey02 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I want one and I'm no child anymore. :P

  • @86dragonlily
    @86dragonlily 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    he made the gopher from caddy shack

  • @Tgbec
    @Tgbec 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that a bottle of ribena with a spray gun?

  • @starchild7843
    @starchild7843 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonder if you started collect dryer lint, would someone use it to make one out of the lint. Also wondering if that fuzz had been treated with glue or some type of chemical the it reacts to the soapy water and heat from washing and drying it to keep it together. If he still has the mold when finished he could try the dryer lint and see if it works

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just a felting technique. You need animal hair for that, so lint won't work.

  • @rosalindbrown1537
    @rosalindbrown1537 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    worked out ok

  • @hazelb7218
    @hazelb7218 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    probably set the tumble dryer on fire!!!

  • @joannegray5138
    @joannegray5138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think you should name him Pubert. And, keep Basil away; those fibres are a choking hazard.
    Hope these don't sell well, to be honest. You can just imagine after Christmas lunch in homes up and down the country, Mum is fuming about having to do the washing up because Dad has suddenly become dead keen to help little Shanisha Belisha Candyfloss make a new teddy bear from the kit Santa gave her. And Granny's enjoyment of the Queen's Speech is ruined as Dad turns the air blue, making his little girl cry. Mum and Granny begin complaining and the situation goes nuclear. Happy Christmas everyone 💩

    • @kirstygunn9149
      @kirstygunn9149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds like a nice xmas day to me

  • @piranhacupcake5154
    @piranhacupcake5154 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The result looks good! looks a bit like a little otter. :D

  • @duneboon2860
    @duneboon2860 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    please make him your new sidekick.

  • @fanime1
    @fanime1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not gonna lie, he turned out adorable. A part of me wants one.

  • @benchjoiner8418
    @benchjoiner8418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just a surgestion. It would be cool to see you sitting in front of the TV watching it commenting at the same time.

  • @GAnimeRO
    @GAnimeRO 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike is now a BeaverBear Furry

  • @SomeoneYouMayKnow
    @SomeoneYouMayKnow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    dang it, I was waiting to see you give it to Grace

  • @numbers9to0
    @numbers9to0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike goes Mr. Brean.

  • @alfiehart9062
    @alfiehart9062 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nerdquest 2 needs to be made mike

  • @BLY99
    @BLY99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It looks like Sandy.

  • @mistywolf312
    @mistywolf312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well you have your mascot for blockbusters now!

  • @milksheihk
    @milksheihk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What if you don't have a drier? Less common in Australia, for example.

    • @Alex-fv2qs
      @Alex-fv2qs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess it could also work with a hair dryer or a heater? But IDK

  • @meggerz5687
    @meggerz5687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    But Jackie you’re doing it wrong!!
    Wait wrong video..

    • @daniellemcnamara7910
      @daniellemcnamara7910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you're a grain, you come in like a hurricane!

  • @TheBokkelul
    @TheBokkelul 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aww you made yourself a little Eli, don't let it shat the bed!

  • @KyleRDent
    @KyleRDent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Beaver Beavons! Congrats on your new rodent.

  • @davidhalbert7808
    @davidhalbert7808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It looks like Emmit Otter.

  • @chevron-vw5rn
    @chevron-vw5rn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So is this how basil was made?