Lunda's "Y'all still looking for the orb?" is still lingering in my mind even after 2 weeks of last hearing it. It's like a new more fucked up "Be careful with those realm tears" Sindri from the previous game
I can't articulate how perfect the slideshow of the first game was. Seeing kratos with boy on the verge of death smiling was something I didn't know I needed
Bro I’m so glad someone mentioned Sindri’s goofy ass run. I’ve watched so many TH-camrs/streamers not even think twice about when I’m dying laughing from how stupid it looks😂
I’m glad to see he used Lundas armor. That stuff is powerful with bare fisted attacks. It helped me defeat the berserker king after many many many tries. Always great to see another Dante Ravioli video!
Most OP armour in the normal game. It was a shame that I didn't realise the full effectiveness of it before searching online and then totally wrecking Gna and Hrolf Kraki.
@@DanteRavioli cant wait for the vid Where BOY does all the work while u chill (but take ur time and if u dont wanna do it its fine xd hope u have a good day dante :])
Since GoW Ragnarok came out i immediately think about you and start waiting for your fist only run for months and finally that day has come. Nice one bro
this was at best a 'what-if' scenario but you actually took it to the next level and made a wonderful video on it. Thanks so much for always giving us something to smile about with your crazy runs
I also did the fists only but on the normal difficulty. The ABSOLUTE FUNNEST EXPERIENCE EVER! It’s like playing as the GoW he truly is, the Thor fight was pure ecstasy. I might try the Give Me God of War difficulty but I would probably shrivel up and die before I reach the end of the ultra hard Freya boss fight
I'm so intoxicated by this channel that when I was playing through Ragnarok day 1 myself I was imagining the jokes Dante would make on so many of these scenes
This man has some good taste in music, using Nier ost, i wonder if he ever played it, would be fun to see Dante do a fist only no pod challenge in all 4 main endings.
This just makes me even more mad that they removed almost all of the fist/shield combat moves they had from the first game. Unarmed combat was really flushed out in the last one but they regressed for literally no reason
Yea going from GoW4 to GoW5 feels like some downgrade…maybe it’s because I thoroughly enjoyed it in GoW4…i get fimbulwinter wears down things but that explains everything but the lack of barehanded combat…also barehand finishers are gone too which sucks, again I’m only sure this hits harder since i loved it but ain’t no way GoW5 > GoW4 in my eyes…also I can’t tell if Spartan Rage got better or worse
While I do miss the unarmed combat skill tree I can only assume they removed it because when you play normally you almost never really fight without a weapon
Yea I noticed a lot of armor and talismans grant a buff to melee damage but the bare hands felt WAY more basic than last games, cause you USED to be able to buy skills for the shield
It is especially satisfying to me as I tried to beat Baldur with fist only on God of War's final fight only to realize that you HAD to use the axe and blades, fists being inefficient by default. It pissed me off to no end that I was denied a proper fistfight against Baldur.
Fun fact: if you ever wonder why Thors wound in the beginning fight of the game (where you slam your axe in his gut) never heals, in the first game when you throw you axe into the water of the World Serpent, he spits it back and the game says “Einar added.” Einar means poison, and in Norse mythology when Thor kills the world serpent he dies from its poison in 9 paces. The World Serpent puts poison on your axe that Thor cannot heal from! That’s why his wound never heals.
Hey Dante, I hope you’ve been ok or at least hanging in there in this time you’ve been gone. I love your videos and hope to see more from you ur comedy is unmatched good sir I hope you can get back into posting when you feel ready
When we needed him the most, he came
Cum
And he came on hard mode
@@SalemArc ayo!!
@@SalemArc kinda sus
🤨
“Fist fighting a bear is probably the manliest thing you could do” haha love that
Did I just hear Khabib Nurmagomedov?
TAKAMURA MAMORU!!!
Ravioli absolutely beat the meat out of every enemy here, an absolute Fisting king
ayo??
Wha
AYO!?!?
Ay, chill
wha
Fists are actually good in this game, I always use fists on boss battles for the extra stun damage, paired with Lundas armor they are insane
“Returning from the direction of deer” *slow applause* well said
Lunda's "Y'all still looking for the orb?" is still lingering in my mind even after 2 weeks of last hearing it. It's like a new more fucked up "Be careful with those realm tears" Sindri from the previous game
I'll take sindri over (L)unda any day
Lunda was the worse character in this game
Prove me wrong
Edit: her or freya they both are extremely annoying to me
You should have just found the orb
I agree with Daxton lol, I think I only heard the line maybe once
@@xero1152 durlin was also pretty mid imo they hyped him up so much for him to be just like any other dwarf though lunda is the worst
I can't articulate how perfect the slideshow of the first game was. Seeing kratos with boy on the verge of death smiling was something I didn't know I needed
I love when Odin turns out to be Tyr, Dante simply says, “what a little trickster.”
Prolly not his first playthru
@@megacaptcha5894 He wasn’t really countering or parrying. He didn’t even know he could parry yellow attacks
Its a voiceover, he probabky reacted way more in the actual playthrough
@@notane.real1 I looked at the gameplay and he wasn’t parrying at the start, big indicator it wasn’t his second or third play through
@@jman7418 hes probably just not a tryhard/ he was using the stonewall shield
Not the hero we needed, but the hero we deserved.
Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed*
Not the hero we needed but the hero we deserved*
@@MatthewMiller-h9s I literally said that
hero the not deserved* we but needed hero the,
I know we all thought it when we saw Thor’s wife…
I mean you're not wrong
To be honest………………… BEYOND RELATABLE
Bro I’m so glad someone mentioned Sindri’s goofy ass run. I’ve watched so many TH-camrs/streamers not even think twice about when I’m dying laughing from how stupid it looks😂
Jacksepticeye
It is ridiculous 😂😂
AfroSenju, Indemaus and MoistCr1tikal are the 3 I watched and they mentioned something about it if you need your odd walk mention kink fulfilled.
@@tchanthaphaeng I like you you’re funny
Just like Captain Jack Sparrow’s jump
I’m glad to see he used Lundas armor. That stuff is powerful with bare fisted attacks. It helped me defeat the berserker king after many many many tries. Always great to see another Dante Ravioli video!
I didnt even want lundas armor after she tricked me into getting that orb
Most OP armour in the normal game. It was a shame that I didn't realise the full effectiveness of it before searching online and then totally wrecking Gna and Hrolf Kraki.
I am amazed he forgot the dragon armor that buffs shield bassed attacks which he was allowed to use....
@@darthraider450 second i could make it i did. the description sounded strong so i tried it out and used it till everything had died
@@notane.real1what a weird pathetic mentality to have whilst playing a video game
Dante I've missed you greatly my good sir.
I missed you guys too! It's been a hectic two months for me but I'm glad to be back
@@DanteRavioli cant wait for the vid Where BOY does all the work while u chill (but take ur time and if u dont wanna do it its fine xd hope u have a good day dante :])
@@DanteRavioli are you gonna play re4 remake??
@@DanteRavioli hope everything’s fine Dante! Was really worried about your channel as the gow video didn’t show up yet. Glad to see you back!
@@bruhmonetnt5198 well technically he's gotta include Freya now "depending heavily on his Boy and his Bitch"
Since GoW Ragnarok came out i immediately think about you and start waiting for your fist only run for months and finally that day has come. Nice one bro
the best thing about your videos is that they hardly spoil anything
3 minutes in, and I can already tell this is a certified Ravioli Classic. Excellent work Dante.
I'd like to say we planned uploading a God of War video at the exact same time but I'll just say it was a cosmic coincidence 🤷♀️
Lmao that's insane timing
And both are challenges! *Vince McMahon o face meme*
wow wat a coincidence !!!!!
wsp tye
Two of the greatest challenge TH-camrs uploading at the same time is a blessing
19:26
This moment is just pure gold
Ikr
7:15 Imagine Kratos knows more than Odin. Straight going into that cell to throw hands with him! XD
this was at best a 'what-if' scenario but you actually took it to the next level and made a wonderful video on it. Thanks so much for always giving us something to smile about with your crazy runs
Well written, I know this video took alot of time to make but the result is just FACINATING!
Thanks! for the HIGH effort it's really appreciated.
I love how you switched up and mixed the details of the story in this, and also good punching.
Bro I was waiting for this for so long THANK YOU
3:02 The “No.” from Kratos instead of his actual voice was funny
I also did the fists only but on the normal difficulty. The ABSOLUTE FUNNEST EXPERIENCE EVER! It’s like playing as the GoW he truly is, the Thor fight was pure ecstasy. I might try the Give Me God of War difficulty but I would probably shrivel up and die before I reach the end of the ultra hard Freya boss fight
When the video releases 3 seconds ago ☠️☠️☠️
When Dante posts a video
Plot twist: the lunda armor set was a easter egg put in the game just for dante to record this video easily.
18:36 I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
3:27 "Sir I just asked if you'd like fries with that."
Bro seeing Kratos opening his mouth and boy smiling looks scary 0:27
I'm so intoxicated by this channel that when I was playing through Ragnarok day 1 myself I was imagining the jokes Dante would make on so many of these scenes
Ahhh finally. The only content we were all looking forward to this year in regards to Ragnorok. Thank you for your sacrifice Ravioli sir 🫡🫡🫡
This man has some good taste in music, using Nier ost, i wonder if he ever played it, would be fun to see Dante do a fist only no pod challenge in all 4 main endings.
factual.
7:48 click this timestamp no context
WuT did she think we have been doing the past 3 years of fimbulwinter playing fiddly winkle with our balls made my day
i used to pray for times like this, welcome back dante!
We can always count on you the second a God of war game comes out to do a fist only challenge
This just makes me even more mad that they removed almost all of the fist/shield combat moves they had from the first game. Unarmed combat was really flushed out in the last one but they regressed for literally no reason
yep, cant wait for when this hits PC and someone inevitably brings the old unarmed combat back.
@@animebeast6933 it’s because of a huge spoiler
Yea going from GoW4 to GoW5 feels like some downgrade…maybe it’s because I thoroughly enjoyed it in GoW4…i get fimbulwinter wears down things but that explains everything but the lack of barehanded combat…also barehand finishers are gone too which sucks, again I’m only sure this hits harder since i loved it but ain’t no way GoW5 > GoW4 in my eyes…also I can’t tell if Spartan Rage got better or worse
They really should have made Fist/Shield be the one with best Parry/Rage perks to make it viable vs other weapons and their Runics.
@@TheGary108 its already way too viable with the poison build its too strong and can carry you through everything
Tyr back then: I Am The God Of War
Tyr Now: Good vibes and no fighting, peace also i hug tree's
Returning from the direction of deer got me
I love your videos they always brings a smile to my face, and I love how you retell the story in a more entertaining way
While I do miss the unarmed combat skill tree I can only assume they removed it because when you play normally you almost never really fight without a weapon
6:18 The Binding Of Isaac
It crazy how kratos killed the entire realm of olympus, but can still die to some 2 random fat dudes in the forest
Dante: she even told me she loved and respected animals, i argeed
Also Dante: kills a bird
3:00
you want mead
no
*'bout time*
Man this guy did so good to not spoil anything
Thankfully I have the patience of a god to wait between Dante's videos.
bro am I the only one who sees atreus's face at 14:25 😂😂😂
3:10 WHO HEARS VERGIL'S THEME? (Bury the Light.)
Yea I noticed a lot of armor and talismans grant a buff to melee damage but the bare hands felt WAY more basic than last games, cause you USED to be able to buy skills for the shield
17:26 "it literally took me 30 seconds to beat them" YOU WHAT
Bro I was just vibeing and getting bored of my phone but then a angle in the form of a human sent a video to make my day
Goofy
Miss these style of vids from dante
"Returning from the direction of deer" LMAO
I have been waiting for this cant wait to rewatch the old one after this one
@4:09 it seems that deer has gone in the direction of YOU 😂
17:51 me running out of area 51 with queen Elizabeth's reboot card
this is one of my personal favorite "failed challenge" videos
dude just beats the game anyway and says "yeah no lol, but it was pretty fun either way"
😑🤚 *"God of War"*
😌👉 *"GOD OF FISTS"*
It is especially satisfying to me as I tried to beat Baldur with fist only on God of War's final fight only to realize that you HAD to use the axe and blades, fists being inefficient by default. It pissed me off to no end that I was denied a proper fistfight against Baldur.
1:45 kicking that guy in the head and him barely reacting really sums up the higher difficulty settings in the recent GoW games for me lmao.
Fun fact: if you ever wonder why Thors wound in the beginning fight of the game (where you slam your axe in his gut) never heals, in the first game when you throw you axe into the water of the World Serpent, he spits it back and the game says “Einar added.” Einar means poison, and in Norse mythology when Thor kills the world serpent he dies from its poison in 9 paces. The World Serpent puts poison on your axe that Thor cannot heal from! That’s why his wound never heals.
ok
@@byebye2197 my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
@@kingyeti1136 :(
Still haven’t beaten the game yet, stopped at 17:15 ish, I’ll use this after I finish the game to finish the video
ah yes the direction of deer good memories 😢
2:02 a normal day for every russian 😂
The legend has returned to use, when we needed him
5:47 That actually kind of synced up for a bit.
Imagine getting mauled by a bear with a rock and your incompacetated that's not a fight that's attempted murder
You deserve more attention your videos are great
17:31 u got me so dead☠️
4:18 playing tidelwink with our balls 😂
I was staring at thors wife too 😂😂😂
The alternate title for this video was called “Only Hands”
Best one liner:
"Boy sucked odin's soul into his little bakugen ball"
3:47 Raiders and Grim/Bergsra are the bane of my existence. Crackhead movement patterns do not make for good enemies.
3:16 got me dead 😂😂
Hey Dante, I hope you’ve been ok or at least hanging in there in this time you’ve been gone. I love your videos and hope to see more from you ur comedy is unmatched good sir I hope you can get back into posting when you feel ready
Can’t wait for god of war ragnaroke but BOY only
His meaty mashers could fell a crusader, my gosh.
You never fail to make a great video
R.I.P Thor Dante’s first friend 19:10
MY SUBTITLES SAID F-----ING MOOSEFULLHIEM
Kratos took “Gods are insistin’ on a fistin’” seriously
Heimdall a Menace.
17:42 “sootr” 💀
11:40 ‘You’re welcome’ 😂😂
13:17 😂😂
Me when mr ravioli won’t learn how to parry: 😢
oh you're doing that ex-wife run, youre quite wild *BOY*
I haven’t watched you in a while thanks for posting
Edit: 3:55 had me dead
9:45
Blind people: :)
Viewers: :(
4:24 is really relatable
the nier:automata music in the background literally made me emotional
Bro i love your joke and kratos funny face 😂😂😂😂😂
5:36 I noticed that too xddddd
1:01 "Went in the direction of boi" xD
And there 20:20 he goes and we'll see him at the end of next year :)
Less goooooooo dante GOW videos are back
4:18 no description needed