Clurinduz Clurix that’s literally what we are as a species. It’s ingenious and positive for humanity. We don’t look at a piece of fruit, and say I’m eating the unborn babies of this plant. Please put down the pipe.
I’m thinking about selling my body, too. Without any venom in it even, I’m sure it’d sell for a lot. My body’s in fairly decent shape; I’m a handsome guy and have a nice face with not a single pimple, and I eat healthy and exercise and brush my teeth three times a day. If I sell it now, it will fetch a hefty price and I can move into a cheap, unhealthy ugly body that nobody wants. With all that extra money from my previous body, I could buy an amazing house. Who needs to have a good body when you have an amazing house? Hey, in fact, I know someone, (who is currently) an old man; he’s had his current body his entire life, and is a heavy smoker. His body’s all worn out and he says he feels lethargic all the time. He said that he thinks it’s time for him to get a new one. He’s putting it up for sale on Craigslist.
i wish he'd explained why they don't purchase venom from the general public. for most things medical, they need to ensure that it is safe for use, which can't be guaranteed when purchasing certain items from random sources. the way he said it makes it sound like they just don't want the competition.
Isn’t cancer just the general term of millions of different things that can happen and everyone’s cancer is different? If that’s the case there probably won’t ever be a cure but there’s nothing to stop us from trying.
Understood.. you can ruin something of mine. It might find use amongst y'all. In the medical field. Also I have been struck with feeling to express I am grateful for you all. Take care sweet dreams stay out of my head haha.. jk n vacation soon? Yes or no?
Count Roy is a a lot better for you than pinkleaf noob and the tower defense and defense is epic and I have to beat it to beat tower tower defense and I beat tower defense but the tower defense is a great 👍🏻 game is the impossible game it has to beat tower tower defense and I beat tower tower defense
So your claim is invalid. Scorpions can be bred in captivity. It’s been done for the pet trade, so it can be done for venom. Also, you have no evidence proving that scorpions are milked to the ends of their lives. There are many cases of snakes being released back into the wild after their venom is collected, so it’s not out of the possibility that scorpion-milkers can be merciful too.
I have been bitten by a huge scorpion before, and I nearly died. It was so painful the whole time, i couldn’t stop screaming. It also depends on the type of the Scorpion and the size.
Growing up in the middle east, I was stung by a scorpion twice! Wish I'd seen this video 30 years ago PS: It feels like an intense burn, lasts for about an hour. They rushed me to a hospital both times and gave me an anti venom shot..in my butt. Then sent me home to finish playing with my friends. Not a big deal
Bcos that guy said the market for it aint big Even his company(one of the big venom company) only sells less than a gram/year Idk that s true or just dont want people get interested become his rival
Real talk, i have owned a scorpion. Not a deathstalker, just a run-of-the-mill emperor scorp. I really hope to become a pro scorpion handler and get one. Not for the money, barely any people buy it, just because i love scorpions.
Because pain is a subjective and emotional experience it's hard to Guage. I concur, I've been bitten by redback spider 3 times and the first 2 times didn't bother me at all but the 3rd time the pain was maximum overdrive and felt like 10 Bee stings at once.
@@JA-si5km "My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must've been 8 of them, and there was this one little runt... this little sweet little... little-engine-that-could runt... who wanted to get up there and couldn't really get access to the-- to the-- to the-- to the-- to the teat."
@@JA-si5km "I went in and just simply, you know, just-- into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto-- that's what I named him. You can milk anything with nipples."
We got a lot of scorpions where I live and they tend to get into the house as well. One day when I went to school, I felt something poking my toes in my worn out shoe. I thought it was grass or the shoe itself. I went 4 hours with that feeling through every class, until I got to lunch. I pulled my shoe off, tipped it upside down and a little scorpion fell out. Scared the shit out of me, but my buddies couldn't stop laughing!
I think it would be quicker to breed Scorpions that give off my Venmo like we been doing to chickens and cows. But as far making synthetics sometimes it's not perfect or lacks something we can't replicate like horseshoe crab blood like we just can't make human plasma either ahhhh how we need nature for most things lol
Good thing they keep capturing these deadly creatures not only they possess deadly venom but they are aggressive creatures that won't hesitate to sting anyone that goes near it
@@starky8833 هده bisiness insider يعني القليل من يشاهد هده القناه من المغرب والعرب ....يعني فقط كبار التجار والمستتمريين ....كيف هده الصدفه ....اعلم اني متطفل في هده اللحضه
if you want anti venom you need venom. cause the way antivenom is made is by injecting non lethal amounts into a animal to train their white blood cells to attack the venom.then you harvest those white blood cells. it is also used in a lot of medicines for example some really strong pain killers are made from venom.
The scary part is when he said that "as more uses are discovered the demand increases", meaning that these animals are going to get used and abused then eventually wiped out given their already low numbers on Earth..
@@teddyruxpin3811 That's the common misconception. "They're everywhere" until they become an "endangered species" just like elephants, tigers, penguins, polar bears etc.
@@YaNeK92 Ok then when their numbers start to decrease, we'll do a reality check and think about things then, ok? But in the meantime, pesticides don't kill them, it's hard to hunt for them en masse, and their numbers are off the charts right now. They aren't going anywhere anytime soon so there's no need to be super cautious.
Scorpio ♏️ Squad where y’all at we always knew we were top tier.🤣😂🤣November 2 baby here and yes I’m an introvert with a hint of extrovert and quite in love with myself.😊😊
*Life Hack:* If you ever get stung by a scorpion and you have no health insurance, just sell the venom from inside you back to the hospital to cover the medical expenses 😆
@@Values4ever Bro, I appreciate you and thank you for the fact I was able to make you laugh 2 years after I've written this comment originally. Hope you're having the best Christmas! 🎄🎁❤️🎅🏼🤙🏼
The first night in a new apt, I was awoken by a sharp pain on my lower leg. Thought it was just a painful itch or a charlie horse or something, so I went back to sleep. The 2nd time I realized it was a scorpion, stinging me awake, and did an angry little dance. Then shook the blanket out completely and grabbed a boot.
I'VE BEEN SEEING POST EVERYWHERE ABOUT FOREX TRADING AND CRYPTO CURRENCY, A LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THINGS ABOUT THIS TRADING PLATFORMS PLEASE CAN SOMEONE LINK ME TO SOMEBODY WHO CAN PUT ME THROUGH...?
Wow l'm just shock someone mentioned expert Mrs Olivera Jane okhumalo, I thought I'm the only one trading with her, She helped me recover what i lost trying to trade my self.
Bill Cows are mammals and produce milk for their young, while scorpions have venom for protection. If that was an attempt at a joke it wasn’t a very good one 🙃
STOP DEALING WEED START DEALING SCORPION JUICE
If you dont know im rich because of this🤩
That would be a cool strain name
Then drink it
@Hisoka Morow hisoka fan tooo
What are we gonna do with it? Drink it?
@@roguefbiagentchang1206 you got me
Because Scorpion is the best Mortal Kombat character of all time!
😂😂🤣
Lol
😂😂😂LoL LMAO
Jajaha
Sub-Zero is better
Scorpion:*Has a tail with venom tip to defend itself and kill their targets*
Humans:THE VENOM IS OUR MEDICINE!
Clurinduz Clurix that’s literally what we are as a species. It’s ingenious and positive for humanity. We don’t look at a piece of fruit, and say I’m eating the unborn babies of this plant. Please put down the pipe.
Scorpion: Mission failed, we'll get them next time
@@CriscDogs22 i like how you think😂
Clurinduz Clurix ok boomer
It’s the same with King Cobras, Rattlesnakes, and other venom as well
Scorpions: exists
Humans: *i can milk you*
Anything: exists
Can I milk you?
"Yeah Greg! The 🦂 has nipples, can you milk him too?" -foker
Humans: GET OVER HERE
Scorpion: 👁 👄 👁
Just some logic from our last 2 generations😂
Nah, printer ink still more expensive
😂
omg 😂
God bless you
💯
😂😂😂
Me: I should study
Me: Why is scorpion venom expensive
😂
Thats me right now
I am the scorpion king
Yes me too
Lmao this is me right now 1 year later
Scorpions: Exist
Me: *_Its free real estate_*
XD
OMFG
666 likes hahaha
Mujahid Aziz 😂😂💀
Dead meme
I’m gonna let it sting me then sell my body
Sam Hurd lol
I’m thinking about selling my body, too. Without any venom in it even, I’m sure it’d sell for a lot. My body’s in fairly decent shape; I’m a handsome guy and have a nice face with not a single pimple, and I eat healthy and exercise and brush my teeth three times a day. If I sell it now, it will fetch a hefty price and I can move into a cheap, unhealthy ugly body that nobody wants. With all that extra money from my previous body, I could buy an amazing house. Who needs to have a good body when you have an amazing house?
Hey, in fact, I know someone, (who is currently) an old man; he’s had his current body his entire life, and is a heavy smoker. His body’s all worn out and he says he feels lethargic all the time. He said that he thinks it’s time for him to get a new one. He’s putting it up for sale on Craigslist.
Give ♥ insted it worths more.
Donate*
I sold my car for gas money
@@pessimisticpantomath9827 u r joking right?
i wish he'd explained why they don't purchase venom from the general public. for most things medical, they need to ensure that it is safe for use, which can't be guaranteed when purchasing certain items from random sources. the way he said it makes it sound like they just don't want the competition.
Because the general public IS an untrusted "random source" lol
well, he IS british…
"Me looks at my scorpion"
My scorpion: NO
🤔😅😅😅
😂😂
Come on bro... Just a little bit
I knew getting a pet scorpion would pay off some day
Bonus fact- it will kill you too
I have a pet scorpion as well ☺
luciana aquafresca have fun trying to sell the venom
"pet" "Scorpion" OK
2:45 :(
*Travels to Arizona to milk deathstalker scorpions for money*
Deathstalkers don't live here in Arizona, but we do have bark scorpions
I live in Arizona :^) and i think 60°F is cold
*dies as soon tried to milk the first scorpion
Why you posing like a female for?
Ya in az we don’t have deathstlarkers
*10 years later*
Anchor: Today the once abundant species of scorpions are now extinct because of humans causes
Superdoggedude don’t even try. You aren’t funny.
@@v7ran hey, JERRY I thought it was funny. No need to be rude.
Insane humans
Animals and insects don't die if you milk their poison. At least you made your shitty joke
Well Mustapha, you must be the life of the party if anyone ever invites you, although highly doubtful!!
I"ve got an idea.
Get a venom 1 liter and add a gallon of water = profit.
Sadly it wont be effective it bit dissolve and that no work
Bad idea bruhh
@@shadowclones4669 why?., i could guess because of science huh.
@@abdielleon955Hahahaha its a joke hahaha
Why?
@@John-qy1hu science xd
Next on TV: Stinging Bad - how a teacher becomes a scorpion smuggler
What’s the original?
Instead of the DEA it’s a bunch of animal rights activists
@@Evandarlingisdaddy Throw them in the Sahara, then we’ll see how much those nature lovers will be loving nature!
Walt whitman and pesse jinkman
@@PHCuber breaking bad
*I T H I N K I T H U R T S*
1:05 okay.
I'm milking scorpion venom but i can't found buyer
Mate, I'm a buyer. If you have it I'll buy.
@@JA-pn4ji please give me your contact sir thank u
@@JA-pn4ji yes I get it it is ******** I will contact you Hendra is my PA
Can I buy? I need some gotta put some in my wifes coffee in the morning, so I can live a free life again
I wonder why people won't buy it?
Why not 40 mil?
Exactly
1 Mil is a tax
They wanna make it dem legit👌
Ali Alwattar Why Yes
@@teguhprase2566 lmao
Business insider: “Horse semen is the most expensive liquid”.
Also Business Insider: ” Scorpion Venom is the most expensive liquid”. 😂😂
Well, I think it's easier to milk horse then scorpion
@@muhammedzain8362 0:05 you sure about that
vice: lsd the most exspensive liquid
Updated
@@muhammedzain8362 No 0:07
Scorpion: Produces venom for self defence
Humans: *"Jokes on you we're Into that shit!"*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So if I start farming my Scorpion now, in 10 years people will want to buy it from me
LUKE R By then, there is probably a cure out there for cancer that would cost less work and be more efficient. So it’d be pointless if you do.
Sargeras explain scientifically why? Because technically the cure for cancer is death.
@@AnhNguyen-lx5pc "probably"
Isn’t cancer just the general term of millions of different things that can happen and everyone’s cancer is different? If that’s the case there probably won’t ever be a cure but there’s nothing to stop us from trying.
@@WorldKeepsSpinnin that's true.
Me sees scorpion
Scorpion:Starts sweating
So it’s actually worth nothing because nobody will buy it
(Also sub to pewdiepie)
Chownado scientist will wym
.
@@superknightlolsmh treat their patience with poison?
LOGAN barcelos 2:55
@@karimsoliman8546 They can use the Venom or even poisons to determine the antidote or make them.
Me: Look .. Me and you can make real money.. I just need you're juice first then I buy you whatever you want.
Scorpion: ok bro, pass me the bottle
Lmao
I don't know why this comment made me laugh so much! 😂😂
You're
Doctor: you got brain cancer
Also Doctor: now let me put some scorpion venom in there
Jesus christ
Jesus Christ
The man himself how is the three day respawn thing going? You beat edburg to gloubul? (•‿•)
Understood.. you can ruin something of mine. It might find use amongst y'all. In the medical field. Also I have been struck with feeling to express I am grateful for you all. Take care sweet dreams stay out of my head haha.. jk n vacation soon? Yes or no?
Count Roy is a a lot better for you than pinkleaf noob and the tower defense and defense is epic and I have to beat it to beat tower tower defense and I beat tower defense but the tower defense is a great 👍🏻 game is the impossible game it has to beat tower tower defense and I beat tower tower defense
*added to endangered list*
6969 subscribers with 0 videos challenge there not killing them tho
@@zionadam6425 it takes them out of the wild and probably milks them until their end of life
@@subscriberswithvideoscha-kz9cq heard of breeding?
@@trygveevensen171 yes
So your claim is invalid. Scorpions can be bred in captivity. It’s been done for the pet trade, so it can be done for venom. Also, you have no evidence proving that scorpions are milked to the ends of their lives. There are many cases of snakes being released back into the wild after their venom is collected, so it’s not out of the possibility that scorpion-milkers can be merciful too.
I have been bitten by a huge scorpion before, and I nearly died. It was so painful the whole time, i couldn’t stop screaming. It also depends on the type of the Scorpion and the size.
Growing up in the middle east, I was stung by a scorpion twice!
Wish I'd seen this video 30 years ago
PS: It feels like an intense burn, lasts for about an hour. They rushed me to a hospital both times and gave me an anti venom shot..in my butt. Then sent me home to finish playing with my friends. Not a big deal
You are legendary for being stung by a scorpion TWICE. LoL. Joking
Legend😊😊😊
Stranger: "I've got 300MLs of venom, do you want to buy it?"
Him: "Nah fam." 💀
Bcos that guy said the market for it aint big
Even his company(one of the big venom company) only sells less than a gram/year
Idk that s true or just dont want people get interested become his rival
This is awesome to know! I breed them and currently have 7 adults.
How much for one
@@vic9098 that was a couple years ago. No scorps at the time. Only tarantulas
He ate them
Real talk, i have owned a scorpion. Not a deathstalker, just a run-of-the-mill emperor scorp. I really hope to become a pro scorpion handler and get one. Not for the money, barely any people buy it, just because i love scorpions.
It's been 3 years, gotten stung yet?
Scorpion: *stop or I'll sting you with my venom which hurts like hell!*
Human: that's....why I'm here
Guess who will be at petsmart looking for scorpions 🦂?
Sadly the petsmart already take the venom!
He summed up the answer at the very end. It's a controlled marketplace that keeps prices artificially high by keeping competition out.
Because pain is a subjective and emotional experience it's hard to Guage. I concur, I've been bitten by redback spider 3 times and the first 2 times didn't bother me at all but the 3rd time the pain was maximum overdrive and felt like 10 Bee stings at once.
"It's definitely gonna ruin your day" (while talking about getting stung by a scorpion)
Well that has to be the understatement of the year.
Just use Mermaid Man's belt to make a really big scorpion and tah dah. You're a billionaire! Just make sure you switch it to Wumbo first.
spongebob joke XD
i see you to have studied wumbology
Welp I've found my calling...I'm about to become The Deathstalker Scorpion Whisperer y'all 🤠🦂😉🤣
This is something that the expense is justifiable. Unlike caviar or truffles which are expensive just because we make them rare.
"I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story?"
Yes
@@JA-si5km "My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must've been 8 of them, and there was this one little runt... this little sweet little... little-engine-that-could runt... who wanted to get up there and couldn't really get access to the-- to the-- to the-- to the-- to the teat."
@@JA-si5km "I went in and just simply, you know, just-- into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto-- that's what I named him.
You can milk anything with nipples."
I do not know what to think. I don't want to think...
Ok focker
We got a lot of scorpions where I live and they tend to get into the house as well. One day when I went to school, I felt something poking my toes in my worn out shoe. I thought it was grass or the shoe itself. I went 4 hours with that feeling through every class, until I got to lunch. I pulled my shoe off, tipped it upside down and a little scorpion fell out.
Scared the shit out of me, but my buddies couldn't stop laughing!
*gets stringed by the deadly scorpion In the world
"Dude I've got the most expensive liquid in the world"
I wonder... is it really that hard to synthesize this venom in a lab? If I was a biochemist, I'd explore that idea. Is that not possible?
I think it would be quicker to breed Scorpions that give off my Venmo like we been doing to chickens and cows. But as far making synthetics sometimes it's not perfect or lacks something we can't replicate like horseshoe crab blood like we just can't make human plasma either ahhhh how we need nature for most things lol
The whole point is to research it. How can we synthetically produce something we are still understanding?
They have and its already in phase II of clinical trials
Killed 2 yesterday, now I'm digging them back up 😂
Where did you live?
Where did you find them?
This is how venom scientists spend their break time by scorpion fighting 2:52
Just come to Mexico and you’ll be good
Why ?
@@yousra919 durango has a shitton of alacranez my dude
Sayo Batlovich r/whoooosh
I just killed 2 alacranes in my bed...
Yeah but yall got snakes in your shitters
1:23
Few brave enough to deal with these animals
Coyote Peterson: hold my epidemia pen
😂😂😂
Durango Mexico❣🇲🇽 is known as "Tierra de alacranes" ( land of scorpions)
Just a fun fact
hells yea fam is from durango donde los alacranes te pikan lol
Imagine being rich for selling your fears’ liquid lmfao
Hey swiftie!😊
how much your liquid worth for
Good thing they keep capturing these deadly creatures not only they possess deadly venom but they are aggressive creatures that won't hesitate to sting anyone that goes near it
Am going to start milking scorpions so i can become rich
Good luck with that, 1 gallon would take years to get
One does not simply start a venom extraction lab without government approval.
Joshua Fleming he could sell it on the black market
Lone Wanderer bruh, even less than a gallon still is a lot of cash
@@joshuafleming6206 one does not give a shit about the government
I knew there were even more benefits to being a Scorpio ♏️.
so u want people to milk u and make money off u?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AYO
Hi
so basically if we wait long enough it'll be alot cheaper
Ur telling us there will be more of those scorpion in the future
Its not iphone X
ITS ANIMAL THEY CAN GO EXTINCT IF THEY ARE ALMOST EXTINCT THE PRICE OF THE SCORPION VENOM WILL GO HIGHER IT COULD BE 500M$BELOW
WTH THINK
@@whitecunt6903 im wondering that too
Him: Ithink I hurts
Me:Of course it will hurt
Well, the problem with marketing is that I can provide significant quantities
bless those scorpions🙏 for helping those ppl
In our contry we have a lot of scorpion come here
what country are you from?
Morocco
@@kiliminikilimini734 hahahahah hadchi li kanchouf! Kanmchi l bled kanl9ahom ghir mchettin! Khass nbdaw chi mchrou3
@@khalilelfakhri8243 انا اتكلم عن العقارب البشريه اما العقارب الحيوانيه فهي ليس لها سم
@@starky8833 هده bisiness insider يعني القليل من يشاهد هده القناه من المغرب والعرب ....يعني فقط كبار التجار والمستتمريين ....كيف هده الصدفه ....اعلم اني متطفل في هده اللحضه
Why don't we grow more of these in lab?
It will soon specially after this video blowup.
> Gets stung.
> it hurts
> but I feel richer
Thank God for all of our scientific breakthroughs
Wait....
ECONOMIES COULD BE MADE FROM SCORPION VENOM?!
truth
china heard this...
You don’t milk a scorpion
You venom it :>
or you squeeze it
because i definitely want scorpion venom
Henry Westphal watch the *WHOLE* video
Dat Bro get the *JOKE*
It's not just 🦂 but also 🐍 and some other animal venom is very valuable... Just watch a video
if you want anti venom you need venom.
cause the way antivenom is made is by injecting non lethal amounts into a animal to train their white blood cells to attack the venom.then you harvest those white blood cells.
it is also used in a lot of medicines for example some really strong pain killers are made from venom.
Snake venom can also produce venom with health benifits. King cobra venom is also extremely expensive.
Back in my old house, there used to be a bunch of these Scorpions, I never knew how dangerous they where.
PS. I live in brazil
⚠
*Rip scorpion Butt.*
This is why I'm the best Akatsuki member
You lost to sakura 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The scary part is when he said that "as more uses are discovered the demand increases", meaning that these animals are going to get used and abused then eventually wiped out given their already low numbers on Earth..
Already low numbers? My friend catches 30-50 scorpions in his back yard every week. They are literally everywhere in the southwest USA.
@@teddyruxpin3811 That's the common misconception. "They're everywhere" until they become an "endangered species" just like elephants, tigers, penguins, polar bears etc.
@@YaNeK92 Ok then when their numbers start to decrease, we'll do a reality check and think about things then, ok? But in the meantime, pesticides don't kill them, it's hard to hunt for them en masse, and their numbers are off the charts right now. They aren't going anywhere anytime soon so there's no need to be super cautious.
Good information. Now I won't complain so much when my monthly scorpion venom bill arrives.
Scorpio ♏️ Squad where y’all at we always knew we were top tier.🤣😂🤣November 2 baby here and yes I’m an introvert with a hint of extrovert and quite in love with myself.😊😊
Ok, I'm heading to Arizona tommorow.
Hey nine year old how is it going😊
Pew pew thumbnail is your profile pic
@@hammadurrehman1372 You're the one with a John Cena pic, your name doesn't help your argument either.
@@jvaughn1945 😈
@@jvaughn1945 wait and watch😈
I thought it was Venom from the movie. I CLICKED
Bryx Yeah nowadays clickbait is everything they must have considered it aswell
same
my iq dropped few points after reading your comment
@@madhu5465 yaa lul cuz the venom is besides scorpion
Same
Me after watching this video: *i want to get sting!*
ME: Takes one home..
ME: Am a MILLIONAIRE!
Them: Yes 😃
me: and why would you ever need to buy a gallon of venom?
steve trim: oh" I am just doing it because 'umm (trying to hide something)
Aight boys, we're going to the desert
you want some rare scorpion venom that you need badly?
- nah fam we good we got our own we own the market
Yeah, I was thinking then it's not expensive because nobody will buy it making it worthless
100x stronger than a bee
Me: It a free estate
That 1 scorpion getting milked 2.64M times: "PLEASE STOP, I BEG OF YOU!!"
Just imagine these small little machines(scorpion)producing amazing quality protein that helpful for us
Before you watch a 3 min video...
Supply and Demand
Congrats you saved 3 minutes
Exactly
0:22 LMAO 😂😂😂
I was bitten by a mosquito once.
*Life Hack:*
If you ever get stung by a scorpion and you have no health insurance, just sell the venom from inside you back to the hospital to cover the medical expenses 😆
Lol😅
@@Values4ever Bro, I appreciate you and thank you for the fact I was able to make you laugh 2 years after I've written this comment originally. Hope you're having the best Christmas! 🎄🎁❤️🎅🏼🤙🏼
The first night in a new apt, I was awoken by a sharp pain on my lower leg. Thought it was just a painful itch or a charlie horse or something, so I went back to sleep. The 2nd time I realized it was a scorpion, stinging me awake, and did an angry little dance. Then shook the blanket out completely and grabbed a boot.
Rather get your own scorpion and put the venom in a tiny bottle and that’s it
Ps:I’m using my mums account
Sooooo if I get bit, I’ll get better?
Hol up
You will get poorer)))
Coyote Peterson: I can do this all day
Psssst - want any of that scorpion venom? It's the good stuff.
To die for.
> Has cancer
> Throws the patient in a bath tub full of scorpions fear factory style
Stonks guy: Medicine.
I'VE BEEN SEEING POST EVERYWHERE ABOUT FOREX TRADING AND CRYPTO CURRENCY, A LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THINGS ABOUT THIS TRADING PLATFORMS PLEASE CAN SOMEONE LINK ME TO SOMEBODY WHO CAN PUT ME THROUGH...?
Trading with her is %100, she is legit and
sure in trading unlike others.
Wow l'm just shock someone mentioned
expert Mrs Olivera Jane okhumalo, I thought
I'm the only one trading with her, She helped
me recover what i lost trying to trade my
self.
God bless the day i came across your
number
on TH-cam. You are God sent ma'am
always
remain thankful to you.
who's this professional, everyone is talking
about i always see her post on top comment
on every TH-cam video I watched how can i
reach her?
@Anna Jensen Thanks for her what's app info 👍
1ml of poison = 10300$
All I need is milk a scorpion 500times.
Sound like a fair deal.
Ya bro i have 1ml poison do you want ...?
Why can't be just milk then like cows?
Cows don't have Venom and don't bite
then it will cost as much as milk dose
Just woosh
Bill Cows are mammals and produce milk for their young, while scorpions have venom for protection. If that was an attempt at a joke it wasn’t a very good one 🙃
Because people’s hands aren’t small enough.
I'm starting now filling my gallon with scorpion venom.
Scorpion: Has A Venom On Its Stinger To Protect Itself
Humans: *Hippity Hoppity Your Venom Is Now My Property*
yall can get the scorpion in my bathroom for free for all i care
No one:
Me: lil mama gimme some juice 😂
Ok listen up death stalkers, you calmly let me milk you, and I give you the best life possible. What do you say?
Omg, I'm gonna sell my 0.7 gallon of scorpion venom right now.
Jk
Wow, how did u get it?
Very nice
Omg, marry me
🦆
"does it taste good?"
-- Japan (probably)-