Craig the Sideshow Guy - Apple Keynote Montage

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  • @RobbyLender
    @RobbyLender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Part of me thinks that Craig isn’t joking about the security measures.

    • @AppleTomorrow
      @AppleTomorrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah right!!!

    • @lazysnorlaxcooks9107
      @lazysnorlaxcooks9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God my sides hurt from laughing 😂😂😂
      Craig's such a cool guy!

  • @greg_715
    @greg_715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    "Fantastic finger work Phil" 😂😂😂😂

    • @ehza
      @ehza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bouncer jocose!!

    • @blackpirate8748
      @blackpirate8748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's what she said

    • @janluofficial
      @janluofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blackpirate8748 that is what she is saying right now to me 🤣

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "So, of course, Force Touch- er, 3D Touch..."
    *Tim didn't like that.*

  • @easilydistracted5192
    @easilydistracted5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    We need a sitcom with the apple execs voiced by Johnny Ive. First episode should be called "Aluminium"

    • @nadeemshaikh7863
      @nadeemshaikh7863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Aluminum

    • @ronic7512
      @ronic7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nadeem Shaikh FUCK OFF

    • @blumac9801
      @blumac9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Roni C well Apple is from California so....

    • @sheauiwne5294
      @sheauiwne5294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BluMac yeah and english was invented by *england* so it should be spoken their way and not america’s scuffed way

    • @iSuom
      @iSuom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OK Arts english is a germanic language so it should be spoke like the original german

  • @Patriciocheflove
    @Patriciocheflove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    When we are gonna get Craig on the Oscar??

  • @Noah-Lach
    @Noah-Lach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    RIP in peace to 3D Touch... they even killed it on the Apple Watch models that still have the hardware

    • @falcy2889
      @falcy2889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Noah Lach “rest in peace in peace” ?

    • @Noah-Lach
      @Noah-Lach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dániel Jaksi It’s a dumb meme

    • @falcy2889
      @falcy2889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noah Lach ooooooooohhhh

    • @falcy2889
      @falcy2889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noah Lach never heard of it before alright then 😂😂

  • @bosteador
    @bosteador 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    His mannerisms give me a theatre vibe. I wonder if he's done or has training in theatre or comedy. Interesting guy.

  • @FloppyDiskMaster
    @FloppyDiskMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    6:45 A joke about Hitler? Wow, I'm surprised that idea was passed. Totally worth it.

    • @well7885
      @well7885 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Back in the day with no cancel culture

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Get back to work, 'cause you know what I see when I look at my wrist? My wrist. Chop-chop, I am jonesin' for some jewelry, Craig."

  • @robnavarro9405
    @robnavarro9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I honestly believe he would make a great CEO, Tim should really consider him when the moment comes that he wants a successor.

    • @jari7943
      @jari7943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why?

    • @robnavarro9405
      @robnavarro9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jari Brontesi besides his charisma and his demonstration skills, he is a very bright and motivated individual and wants nothing but Apple to have success. He was part of NEXT with Steve before he went back to Apple, I just believe he’s an all around great for the position.

    • @test-ky8tu
      @test-ky8tu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      CEO is a whole lot more than just being a “figurehead” with charisma and leadership skills, it takes a ton of specific skills. Tim Cook is a great CEO, but I think Craig could fit the role but he will need tons of training specifically for that role. Of the options available though, I think Craig is a great possibility if they want the next CEO to come in house from Apple themselves.

  • @enzmondo
    @enzmondo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Holy crap. That Apple Park idea is really old.

    • @carsongbaker
      @carsongbaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean I believe Steve Jobs oversaw much of it but never saw it realized

  • @jeffery_tang
    @jeffery_tang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    7:18 start of apple watch!

    • @drone_better7757
      @drone_better7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No, this presentation was one month after the Apple Watch was unveiled.

    • @mancerrss
      @mancerrss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drone_better7757 What exact month was that anyways? Is this a March Mac event in 2015?
      Then Apple Watch was announced on April of 2015 right??

    • @TCHGOD
      @TCHGOD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mancerrss, the Apple Watch was announced in September 2014, and released in April 2015.

  • @JayTechTips
    @JayTechTips ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how much the quality of the keynotes changed, like the theatre spaces is amazing

  • @macoud12
    @macoud12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    So, for security, you don't just need your badge, but you need to get the secret handshake correct.

    • @awsomewe360
      @awsomewe360 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesn't sound secure enough for me. For operational security, I really recommend they change up the secret handshake bi-weekly!

  • @arrowlogproductions2509
    @arrowlogproductions2509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Apple needs to bring back 3D Touch

    • @jamzam9807
      @jamzam9807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fr I miss it :(

    • @MineAppleKhan
      @MineAppleKhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ik the XR didn’t have it, but I’m pretty sure the XS and 11 do have 3D Touch

    • @jamzam9807
      @jamzam9807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YMKhan no the 11 pros don’t have 3D Touch anymore, that’s why the batteries are so much better cause they put more battery where the haptic sensor used to be

    • @kasperverweij9424
      @kasperverweij9424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even the SE 2020 doesn't have it and that thing is built like the iphone 8

    • @MatteoMunda
      @MatteoMunda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamzam the Haptic Engine is still here on iPhone 11 and 11 Pros! 3D Touch is now a long-press supported on all devices, even the ones with 3D Touch.

  • @PrinceWesterburg
    @PrinceWesterburg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was expecting a YTP but I just moved from iPhone 5 to XS Max and this was actually really useful - didn't know it had all these features!!! LOL

  • @theweirdsquid
    @theweirdsquid ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You know what I see when I look at my wrist? My wrist! WHERE'S THE WATCH?"
    That killed me lol

  • @neotheapplefan332
    @neotheapplefan332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    They’ve Got Humor, They Have Got Beautiful Ads, They Have Got An Incredible Design Team, They Have Got FANTASTIC Support, They Have Got A GORGEOUS Headquarters. No Wonder Why Its The No: 1

    • @fatima-gd3gv
      @fatima-gd3gv ปีที่แล้ว

      be happy this comment didnt blow up the androids were not gonna spare you

    • @zeromant80
      @zeromant80 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Support” okay

    • @neotheapplefan332
      @neotheapplefan332 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zeromant80 the 6s got 7 years of softare support... it runs the same IOS Version as the iPhone 13's.

    • @zeromant80
      @zeromant80 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neotheapplefan332 you said it best, software support. Hardware support? Not much.

    • @neotheapplefan332
      @neotheapplefan332 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zeromant80 I Do Agree That Their Service Is Overpriced. And The "Self Repair Program" Is Beyond Useless. BUT By Support I Meant Long Term Support. Like Software Or Over The Phone Services.

  • @d9zirable
    @d9zirable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:00 Wonder how they could incorporate social distancing in this

  • @julesgranati5860
    @julesgranati5860 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, the clips from the previous keynote stage feel like it’s from 15 years ago…

  • @envienby
    @envienby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you make great videos

  • @Anonymous-eo2er
    @Anonymous-eo2er 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Craig is the best comedian

  • @judyhaynes9517
    @judyhaynes9517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sideshow Craig! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @princesidon
    @princesidon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is great

  • @greg_715
    @greg_715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    hey I just bought the new touch bar MacBook Pro too. Love your apple videos! 😁

  • @jaxsonzatech7527
    @jaxsonzatech7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This man is a giant meme.

  • @naveenvenkat2539
    @naveenvenkat2539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Apple has been selling Magic since 1984

  • @samilojia
    @samilojia ปีที่แล้ว

    fantastic fingerwork, phil 😂 lol i cant

  • @lorithewhori
    @lorithewhori ปีที่แล้ว

    “…is the one you’re wearing on your wrist!”
    WOO!
    That girl was really excited lol

  • @YerStewpid
    @YerStewpid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sadly, he’s no longer The Slideshow Guy, but he’s still Iconic!

  • @BudarEndario
    @BudarEndario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sideshow Craig!

    • @devinrr
      @devinrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Budar Endario
      this is exactly what I thought lol

  • @DRSDavidSoft
    @DRSDavidSoft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    God my sides hurt from laughing 😂😂😂
    Craig's such a cool guy!

  • @genekisayan6564
    @genekisayan6564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only person that makes a funny scene just by taking selfies

  • @Noaddedsalt01
    @Noaddedsalt01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    7:25 Apple Watch leaked before it was announced back then????

    • @SukhyGills
      @SukhyGills 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Go have a look at Apple Watch Series 0. You'll understand what that was about.

  • @maxtaylor3531
    @maxtaylor3531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    F for 3D touch

  • @jfidel3943
    @jfidel3943 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope Craig gets to do at least one WWDC from the surface of the moon.

  • @mrce2190
    @mrce2190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I bought the MB Pro with Touchbar too xD

  • @jamzam9807
    @jamzam9807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When are they gonna add the touchbar to the magic keyboard tho??

    • @JasonZakrajsek
      @JasonZakrajsek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jamzam they won’t. In order for it to be something they’d release they’d want to work in integration with iOS and whatever else you could connect the keyboard to. Plus it wouldn’t be great for battery life.

  • @stefan25769
    @stefan25769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    iconredesign: 'Yeah, I'mma put a big ass logo in the upper left corner because that's *my* work.'

  • @sukhbirsinghsodhi762
    @sukhbirsinghsodhi762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I want him as CEO

    • @raiter0
      @raiter0 ปีที่แล้ว

      he’s gone

  • @uksimulation6191
    @uksimulation6191 ปีที่แล้ว

    anyone notice something odd about the imac and the besels?

  • @jmisc
    @jmisc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He already said force touch

  • @Solid_Snake88
    @Solid_Snake88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Italian commedy 🤣🤣❤️🇮🇹

  • @coffeecatpro
    @coffeecatpro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIP 3D TOUCH

  • @samhendersonn
    @samhendersonn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I miss 3D touch

  • @thelballyt
    @thelballyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:00 F

  • @buowerc
    @buowerc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank god they got out of that room

  • @sukshithshetty4847
    @sukshithshetty4847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finger work 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @StelmachsWorld
    @StelmachsWorld หลายเดือนก่อน

    Get craig to just reveal everything for now on lol

  • @lonelylegoman5778
    @lonelylegoman5778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:17 wait what was that?

    • @dmcarefuldriver
      @dmcarefuldriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The recent contacts above the app switcher UI? That was added in iOS 8, then scrapped in 9 when they made the app cards larger.

    • @jamzam9807
      @jamzam9807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe Smith sucks how they killed it after only a year

  • @true-learning-videos
    @true-learning-videos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can u believe he's a sophware engineer!!?

    • @JasonZakrajsek
      @JasonZakrajsek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Armaan Tornow what’s a “sophware” engineer? Is he only on his second year of ware engineering?

  • @petershen1984
    @petershen1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP 3D Touch

  • @eeeeeeeee9381
    @eeeeeeeee9381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:55: THE SENATE

  • @samuelhiorns6600
    @samuelhiorns6600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    rip 3d touch

  • @dylanshen5514
    @dylanshen5514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3D Touch
    R.I.P

  • @turphin
    @turphin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    #bestphonecallever

  • @richardnathaniels
    @richardnathaniels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wtf with eddie cue lol

  • @CompanionCube
    @CompanionCube 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:18 lmao

  • @ArthropodSpidey
    @ArthropodSpidey ปีที่แล้ว

    Was that really Colbert? Didn't sound anything like him.

  • @farhanrahman8361
    @farhanrahman8361 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Craig exposed apple 1:36

  • @osaelokailodibia1307
    @osaelokailodibia1307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fast user switch or as I like to call it f u switch

  • @gahishgahba2415
    @gahishgahba2415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This keynote didn’t age well, 3D Touch is dead.

    • @gideonkloosterman
      @gideonkloosterman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the only thing they cancelled tho

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    @mcglynnkareem3078 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    @ranomacc9473 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @lazysnorlaxcooks9107
    @lazysnorlaxcooks9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Part of me thinks that Craig isn’t joking about the security measures.