@Exterioris-vallem nice assumption. He said the entire nation, I only pointed out that my life isnt hell now. I'm against Trump and his fear mongering. Exaggerations like this only help sway people who are on the line.
“Correct a bad man, and you will put yourself in the wrong. Correct a wise man and he will be your friend.” - Proverbs 9: 8. "A truthful witness saves life; the false accuser utters nothing but lies." - Proverbs 14: 25.
@@2gointruth Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
@Davidfails What stage of denial is this? Acceptance? One of you finally admitted he's a failure... and then blame other people. Yeah... A way to go yet.
@Davidfails Fake News, as goes the overused statement. btw your screen name is leaving you wide open, sir. Not an attack, an observation on how people can get with online anonymity. I wish you well. God Bless.
@@myandroid6116 Wow - you are too stupid for words! The gist of the joke is that bowling balls are orbs, so no corners or shapes edges, & Lonesome Earl was using a very popular comedic technique known as sarcasm to further his point, &, oh crap, just forget about it, you won't be able to understand the explanation, anyway.
People who break the law especially someone who has thousands of people staring at him all day long get caught. Obviously Trump hasn't broken the law. Thou shalt not bare false witness against thy neighbor.
He hasn’t broken the law. Id like you to tell me what laws he has broken and if you can spin some ridiculous web of false information i will gladly correct you.
@coco Brown That why the Weather service can out and stated what they stated. If they did not, POS Trump could have caused a panic. I am sure the more brain dead supporter of his in Alabama was already hogging supplies and getting ready to looted home when people start to evaluate.
Man that's a real gotcha something that has nothing to do with policy or the progression of our country . Trump set you guys up and you went for the bait.twitter.com/rachaelsman/status/1169586444379328513?s=19
@@sambrenna7989 okay, so work this out with me... if trump DID do it, he is showing himself to be a window-licking idiot for scribbling in fake data on an obviously computer-generated picture. if trump DIDN'T do it, that means one of his cabinet did it... which means either said cabinet member is ALSO a window-licker that uses sharpies, or the deep state did it by stealing one of trump's sharpies to make trump look like a window licker... ...but if trump doesn't fire the window-licking staffer, or go after the deep state, do you think the fox viewer's window-licking attention span will last long enough to find out if anything comes out of trying to make trump look like a window-licker? think i covered all the corners of the windows, there?
Couldn't Agree More Zero. 0 Stephan Colbert is about as egotistical as they come who's only political experience is a failed attempt to run in 2008 who only cares about being famous since he failed as a comic and could care less about the american people.
Umm you do realise rich people go there for "tlc", the locals aren't quite that well off. You do happen to see other people around you, right? There's more people in the world than just you and not all of them are getting on a jet to vacation in the bahamas.
''Donald Trump wants to buy Greenland'' me: ''now I've seen everyt...'' ''Donald Trump drew on a weather forecast'' me: ''okay, now I've seen everyt....'' ''Donald Trump wanted to nuke Dorian the tornado'' me: 🤪
Good move for who or what? The temporary jobs or the permanent destruction of its ecosystem through extraction of natural resources. Nevermind the sasquatch sized carbon footprint it would create.
Why role back energy efficiency standards? The energy companies (GOP contributers) make more money when less efficient light bulbs are used. This administration is all about the Benjamins. Vote them all out!
Watching him try to Thanos snap would be hilarious! I imagine it would work out as well for him as trying to fold up an umbrella on the way inside Air Force One. After it falls off of his wittle hands for the third time in a row he would just let it lie there for a White House intern to pick up.
Just say "I saw a graphic that mislead me to think Alabama will be hit. I am sorry." ... FFS ....now he is using a sharpie to "fix" the map come on man ...
Lol. The sharpie markings on the outdated map is so apparent. He could have asked his staff to use Adobe Photoshop, Corel or some other graphic software to at least make the altered trajectory look convincing. This is such an epic fail
Trump could order a new map, which shows his lie the way he wants to remember it, for less than 1 hour of graphic art. He is not only lazy and stupid, but ridiculously arrogant.
Yeah what he did was something a 5yr old would do to not be called out for being wrong!!! Trump with his shady used car dealer logic. I love how when the reporter asks how the black circle got on the map Trump denies that he has any idea of how/who put it on there. Im surprised though that after all of this that he didn't say his usual "I know everything about that" lines "No one knows more about this than me". (Add stupid ok hand gestures on right and left hands then proceed to bring hands together and then apart. Lastly repeat gesture). What an asshole eh?
That is because he suffers from Narcissistic and Sociopathic Personality Disorders. He is also incapable of Empathy. Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, Charles Manson all exhibit the same character flaws.
Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
Seriously lobbying needs to be made illegal... Legally bribing politicians for their votes doesn't seem to represent the people in any way shape or form.
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Meanwhile... families on vacation are doing more to help victims of Hurricane Dorian than the President of the United States (who just wants to play 'Weather-man' with his Alabama supporters).
The audience re-do of the "booo" and still doing it after the wrong cue made me laugh. I love those accidental moments and laughs that come from something besides a joke rooted in deeply concerning truths or depressing reminders of reality for a change lol
Can we all just take a moment to commend his entourage for having the incredible capacity to remain in complete straight face through it all? I mean, these people deserve some real credit...trophies even.
Things I remembered during 45's presidency - Tried to build a wall - Tried to alter Hurricane Dorian - Tried to help our economy - Tried to bring Russia back into the G-7 - Tried to win the 2020 election
lol... Deep State perhaps? Trying to take the genius Trump down? Damn, this guy is so weak that everybody can take advantage of him, he craves praise. No wonder he meets with Putin in private.
There was a sharpie on his desk and when you watch Trump get asked by the reporter that the map was edited to include Alabama Trumps hand makes the exact shape of the sharpie mark to show us his brain answered unconsciously how he drew it! It’s all right there for everyone to see plain as day
Chatty Cathy Put the tub of ice cream down, get off the couch, find a job and make yourself useful instead of hoping that a single person in the White House is going to fix your laundry list of personal problems!
Soon Forgot I’m Pacific Islander and have worked in the tech industry for many years. I don’t rely on anyone but myself to ensure that my family and I are well taken care of. I certainly don’t sit in front of a TV all day bitching and complaining about what someone else can do for me. I could care less who is in the White House because I focus on what I can control and make my situation immune to that political drama. Have fun at your Antifa party
And LEDs last 10+ years. By going with incandescent bulbs, you assure people will return to buy more sooner. It's just like everything that's wrong with big pharma. "I cured patient is a patient lost".
Zel Zwrd or 💩 is trying one more business venture: 💩 light bulbs. They’re going to be advertised as the “bigliest, bestest bulbs,” but ends up producing 1W worth of light while drawing 1000W of electricity per hour, then bankrupting the neighborhood power grid.
Rationale behind this is very simple. Regulations on energy-saving light bulbs is Obama-era legislation which Trump happily undoes regardless of damage caused.
Arne Hurnik - yes, exactly- there must be a chart of Obama’s accomplishments on the wall in the Oval Office, and every day Donald strikes another one down...
You should be put in prison for disrespecting our President, maybe the next four years you and everyone else will be. You are just trying to tear our country apart.. You are getting your fame now and I hope you live regret it..
@@alexanderpersons6889 ohh and in regards to tearing up your Country , Trump is the person you really should take that up with. just because you voted for him doesn't mean at all costs. accountability Alexander go look it up . Trump your amazing President lies to you and your cheer ? Mexico will pay for the Wall , I will make Mexico pay for the wall , that was his words not mine. he promised you that and he lied. and yet you still cheer. ?? accountability Alexander ???
@@myandroid6116 Geez, stop with all the whataboutisms!! This is the tactic you trolls & haters turn to first to try to deflect away any negative thing about your orange god. This mechanism is old & expected now, & BORING! -try something new!
Ask Trump - an anonymous White Houae official has now confirmed that the President drew it himself: www.washingtonpost.com/politics/what-i-said-was-accurate-trump-stays-fixated-on-his-alabama-error-as-hurricane-pounds-the-carolinas/2019/09/05/32597606-cfe7-11e9-8c1c-7c8ee785b855_story.html “It was Trump who used a black Sharpie to mark up an official National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration map, which he displayed during an Oval Office briefing on Wednesday, according to a White House official who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal deliberations. ‘No one else writes like that on a map with a black Sharpie,’ the official said of the map, which added Alabama into the hurricane’s potential pathway inside the loop of the marker.”
He is not trying to convince intelligent humans.. He just is trying to maintain his version of reality to his supporters who he is convinced are idiots as they believed every lie and deception so far.
Honestly I think most people would have just left it alone and let people focus on the part of the hurricane where it's destroying lives rather than where it might have and did not go.
Am I missing something, if you do your research Jesus did not feed people pork. However the Legion wanted to enter and did enter the pigs-pork, then the pigs committed suicide!
For the 3% reading this, i hope you become successful in everything you dream of and accomplish more than you had imagined. My dream is to become a successful African artist.
This is the kind of political rhetoric you people rely on. This guy is the enemy of the corporate media, and the corporate media is the enemy of humanity, but you want me to hate the ONLY GUY IN WASHINGTON that is fighting against this enemy, because he comes off like a simpleton sometimes. Pay no heed to the fact that he has a 160 IQ, he's easy to make fun of and you people that are too feeble minded to think for themselves have literally clowns on comedy shows do their thinking for them.
( /headtilt ..isn't fox "news" corporate media though; even if 45's grumped at them lately (not even really; he just dislikes the actual-news division. p sure hannity and the opinion-side folks are all still faves) they're surely not an enemy of his.. o_0" )
@@jasonh2615 It would not surprise me one bit. Between his zealots voting for him, and Russian meddling, it could happen again. Especially if the rest of the US doesn't come together and make themselves heard.
trump> "It was the sharpie it was on my desk I don't know how it got on the map and circled that, someone must have "taken it off my desk and did that, whoever it is, is going to be fired ASAP"!
Just when you think Trump's presidency has sunk us into the depths of petty divisiveness.... True Americans show otherwise. Great job Bahamas Vacationers!!!!! 😍
I'm talking to Trump supporters now and they are dying trying to explain this one...and others. They keep wanting to talk about Hillary's emails and/or Obama's birth certificate.
Steel Castle Yes! I know right! When they can't think of anything better to say, their fallback is always Hillary's emails and Obama's birth certificate! 🤦😂
@3ds max I'll ask you what I and many others asked them (Trump supporters...but still long time friends of mine)....explain Trump's fake ass weather report (get together with your "friends" to stay with the same story).
@3ds max Were you there (I don't think you work with us)? And thanks for demonstrating not even you can explain the Trump "Sharpy" weather slide. Bet you still scream "Mexico" gonna pay for the wall in your sleep.
From The Bahamas...thanks everyone for the love, support and many donations. We will bounce back.
Best of luck in your struggles.
Amen. Stay strong, Bahamas! ✌️💗🙏
We got your back 🙂
I so hope so.trump is no help to YOU all.
Sending a whole lot of love and prayers.🙏
Do Not Forget Puerto Rico,they are still going thru hell
The entire Nation is going through Hell , with that Fat Dope in the Wihite House.
Cappy Larou as are the Bahamas.
@@michaelpreston233 my life hasn't changed. You people give presidents too much credit.
I agree. But it’s not like it’s the first time this country forgot about them when they still needed us.
@Exterioris-vallem nice assumption. He said the entire nation, I only pointed out that my life isnt hell now. I'm against Trump and his fear mongering. Exaggerations like this only help sway people who are on the line.
😑 is trump so petty that he asked someone from his staff to alter the map and when they said no, Trump took a marker and edited it himself?
A2
I would say yes!!!!
Come on now you know he's that Petty and stupid to think that wouldn't be breaking a law.
Surely you jest?
@@Laura-tp8wz Was it a "personalized Sharpie" ? .......................
Truth is fake news!
Correct a wise man and he will thank you, correct a foolish man and he will hate you.
And yet dumb democrats still believe they can stop Global Warming.... all of you are stupid....
“Correct a bad man, and you will put yourself in the wrong.
Correct a wise man and he will be your friend.” - Proverbs 9: 8.
"A truthful witness saves life;
the false accuser utters nothing but lies." - Proverbs 14: 25.
Joy Phillips It’s either we try, or we resign ourselves to extinction.
@@2gointruth Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
Jay, you cannot seen fats. You are the stupid ones. Donny has done nothing
He doesn't know how to make poker face. If he owned a casino, he must have gone bankrupt!!
Oh wait a second....
@Davidfails He is selfish, so you are correct there!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Davidfails What stage of denial is this? Acceptance? One of you finally admitted he's a failure... and then blame other people. Yeah... A way to go yet.
@Davidfails Fake News, as goes the overused statement.
btw your screen name is leaving you wide open, sir. Not an attack, an observation on how people can get with online anonymity. I wish you well. God Bless.
If he couldn't run a casino, what made anyone think he could run a country?
Can President Trump embarrass the United States in front of the whole world any more than he already has?
Trump: _"Hold my beer."_
more like ''hold my mirror''.....with coke dust left over...
Trump doesn't drink. More like "hold my cheeseburger."
@@tealmacfarlane Yeah, I always heard he doesn't drink, but then I thought... he lies about everything else, why should I believe him now?
Just never ask that. The answer is always yes.
Could be worse. You could be living in the UK, we've really fucked that up 😄
I Say...I Say...That boy is about as SHARP as a BOWLING BALL.
Hahahahahaha! That describes him to a tee! You do a FABULOUS Foghorn Leghorn, by the way, lol.
@@pennyhollifield5055 Thanks penny! :D
@@myandroid6116 no, that would be speciesist. foghorn leghorn is a rhode island red rooster... not a human.
@@myandroid6116 So you think black people are not sharp... that's racist.
@@myandroid6116 Wow - you are too stupid for words! The gist of the joke is that bowling balls are orbs, so no corners or shapes edges, & Lonesome Earl was using a very popular comedic technique known as sarcasm to further his point, &, oh crap, just forget about it, you won't be able to understand the explanation, anyway.
7:40
“You’ll find out”
Translation: I have to wait for my advisers come up with something for me to say.
It reminds me of when kojima said we'd all feel bad for calling it sexist that quiet is basically naked...
(Metal gear reference)
💯👍
And then ignore them and say some random crap that makes no sense...
Better translation: I don’t have a lie yet
Trumptard religion has no rational logic.
You could've stopped at "Did Trump break the law?" The answer has and always will be yes.
People who break the law especially someone who has thousands of people staring at him all day long get caught. Obviously Trump hasn't broken the law. Thou shalt not bare false witness against thy neighbor.
@@steve-usmcvet8934 Stop lying about being in the marines.
He hasn’t broken the law. Id like you to tell me what laws he has broken and if you can spin some ridiculous web of false information i will gladly correct you.
Giving a false weather report in the US can cost you 90 days in the slammer. I know that and I'm not even an american. 18 code 2074, there you go.
Is dat wut da Earport Tayvey toad ya, cerage kangaroo?
Wow! Hurricane Dorian made a *Sharpie* turn to _Alabama_ 🖋️ 🤥
very punny
Bah-dum-tsssss
@coco Brown That why the Weather service can out and stated what they stated. If they did not, POS Trump could have caused a panic. I am sure the more brain dead supporter of his in Alabama was already hogging supplies and getting ready to looted home when people start to evaluate.
Very funny. I see what you did there
@coco Brown So people would suddenly choose that one comment to start listening to or believing anything he says? That's THEIR problem then....LOL
Thank you Stephen for helping us get through hurricane Donald a category 5 shit storm that has devastated America
Scott Kendall do you...do you pay ANY attention to the news?? Like what???
@@bejaromero2523 He's just another bot. Pay no attention
@Scott Kendall rose shouldnt offend your dumb supreme leader.
It a sad day when late-night comedian are doing more for the people of the US then the so call POTUS.
@Septic Neuron would you hire trump to work in your business
Thank you Stephen Colbert
Appreciate your care and concern for the Bahamian people #242🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸 #BahamaStrong #HurricaneDorianRelief
The thing is...John Oliver predicted it. Its now really Stupid Water-Gate
Gregor Daberstiel do you have a link to that video?
Tobias Groves just search John Oliver stupid watergate on TH-cam lol
Exactly
John Oliver himself doesnt predict anything you idiots
@@dominicg554 It's a joke. Don't get so defensive.
When he said "WE FINALLY GOT HIM" I expected John Oliver to come out celebrating with confetti and balloons
Omg yes!!with his big red button 🤣
So did I. Gods bless John Oliver!
Last Week Tonight is going to be a doozy this week...
Man that's a real gotcha something that has nothing to do with policy or the progression of our country . Trump set you guys up and you went for the bait.twitter.com/rachaelsman/status/1169586444379328513?s=19
@@rachaelsman2 He sure got us by committing a felony.
He doesn’t know, yet the sharpie was still lying on his desk..
Eric Jr 🤣🤣
Where is it?
Ethan Soars You can see it in other videos from a different angle, this was just a screen shot.
Earlier in the same video, he's holding two sharpies and talking about how much he likes sharpies. True story.
LMAO!!!!!
Trump mistook the map for the kid's maze on a diner placemat.
I can't believe I'm the first one here to point out the subtle Amish Paradise reference at 7:25
Nice one Jon 😂
trump always signs his name in sharpie so he's always got one nearby
Lol, everyone knows he did it, except maybe Fox viewers. To them it is the Deep State trying to make Trump look stupid.
@@sambrenna7989 It's the mirror trying to make Trump look stupid.
@@sambrenna7989 okay, so work this out with me...
if trump DID do it, he is showing himself to be a window-licking idiot for scribbling in fake data on an obviously computer-generated picture.
if trump DIDN'T do it, that means one of his cabinet did it... which means either said cabinet member is ALSO a window-licker that uses sharpies, or the deep state did it by stealing one of trump's sharpies to make trump look like a window licker...
...but if trump doesn't fire the window-licking staffer, or go after the deep state, do you think the fox viewer's window-licking attention span will last long enough to find out if anything comes out of trying to make trump look like a window-licker?
think i covered all the corners of the windows, there?
He's like a fucked version of a child.
@@sambrenna7989 Doesn't Trump do a good job of that in his own?
"....And is anyone at the Justice Department gonna call him out on it?"
They're to scared to.
Why oh why does he feel he must be right he is not perfect.
@@shirleyrussell7089 I know right
@@shirleyrussell7089 Oh snap. Thankfully you're safe. He can't read.
Call him out on what?
It's so sad that his ego supercedes his concern for the American people!
@Scott Kendall
Really? Why is he so obsessed with trying to disprove the media's accusation, when he should be focusing on the safety of the people?
what is truly sad is that conservaturd media made Americans like Scott Kendall to stupid to figure this out.
This is nothing new.
Couldn't Agree More Zero. 0 Stephan Colbert is about as egotistical as they come who's only political experience is a failed attempt to run in 2008 who only cares about being famous since he failed as a comic and could care less about the american people.
Mind I remind you how many trolls live among us?
Thank you 🙏 I really needed to hear about those poor people of the Bahamas getting some tlc !
I sent help and coast guards to the Bahamas.
So now that yóu heard it, is their plight relieved?
AMEN..me too!!! Don't forget them & Puerto Rico!!!!💙🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I'm sure they could use some paper towels.
Umm you do realise rich people go there for "tlc", the locals aren't quite that well off. You do happen to see other people around you, right? There's more people in the world than just you and not all of them are getting on a jet to vacation in the bahamas.
''Donald Trump wants to buy Greenland''
me: ''now I've seen everyt...''
''Donald Trump drew on a weather forecast''
me: ''okay, now I've seen everyt....''
''Donald Trump wanted to nuke Dorian the tornado''
me: 🤪
Good move for who or what? The temporary jobs or the permanent destruction of its ecosystem through extraction of natural resources. Nevermind the sasquatch sized carbon footprint it would create.
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
@Montag theMagnificent oh no. We CANT be pissing off Russia cause Trump is a deep cover Russian superspy. /s
in Australia we are gobsmacked
henkman00 it's one flew over the cuckoo nest
Why role back energy efficiency standards? The energy companies (GOP contributers) make more money when less efficient light bulbs are used. This administration is all about the Benjamins. Vote them all out!
Seems like a good reason to me.
@@020Original Damn. I just knew you would say wind mills.at least I hoped you would.
Beeman Running Wasn’t it actually Gorge W. Bush that signed off on that policy, NOT Obama?
Reality can be whatever I want
- Thanos/Trump
I thought that fly was real!!
Watching him try to Thanos snap would be hilarious! I imagine it would work out as well for him as trying to fold up an umbrella on the way inside Air Force One. After it falls off of his wittle hands for the third time in a row he would just let it lie there for a White House intern to pick up.
Just say "I saw a graphic that mislead me to think Alabama will be hit. I am sorry." ... FFS ....now he is using a sharpie to "fix" the map come on man ...
Marush Denchev I kniw right. People will at least respect honesty over being a pathetic liar.
Surprised he didn't call a press conference to sign it.
Lol. The sharpie markings on the outdated map is so apparent. He could have asked his staff to use Adobe Photoshop, Corel or some other graphic software to at least make the altered trajectory look convincing. This is such an epic fail
Trump could order a new map, which shows his lie the way he wants to remember it, for less than 1 hour of graphic art. He is not only lazy and stupid, but ridiculously arrogant.
Yeah what he did was something a 5yr old would do to not be called out for being wrong!!! Trump with his shady used car dealer logic. I love how when the reporter asks how the black circle got on the map Trump denies that he has any idea of how/who put it on there. Im surprised though that after all of this that he didn't say his usual "I know everything about that" lines "No one knows more about this than me". (Add stupid ok hand gestures on right and left hands then proceed to bring hands together and then apart. Lastly repeat gesture). What an asshole eh?
I think Trump is physically incapable of admitting he was wrong
You’re barely noticing??!
Ya but he's a master at exaggerating and plain making stuff up. His blind Cult base believes what ever he says. Or they just don't care
I'm guessing his supporters are already blaming this on the deep state in the NWS, and actually thinking that totally makes sense.
@@Surge1077 yep. How can anyone not see that Mr Pumpkin Head Trump. Took a friggin SHARPIE !! And litteraly drew in his own lines. Wow
That is because he suffers from Narcissistic and Sociopathic Personality Disorders. He is also incapable of Empathy. Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, Charles Manson all exhibit the same character flaws.
90 days in jail is the penalty for a false weather report. I've heard there's a jailcell that's not occupied anymore...
Hmm where would that be ?. .. In new york somewhere? Might it be that he knew the previous occupant? 😆
😂
Don't worry, I know weather models as much as I know the economy👌😁🤚
Your username is just...awesome. 🤣
@@mondoshredder5783 Caused me to spill water all over my table too...spilt milk, as they say. Or water, in my case.
Unrelated but now that I’ve seen your name and pfp I can’t unsee it🤮
Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
Somebody call John Oliver and get the tiger out of retirement because...WE GOT HIM!
ladies and gentleman, we got em.
Lucas Carson falling over laughing rt now... heaving and gasping for air..😂the tiger... man..,
What was the rationale? Someone paid us to do it so we did
He pobably doesn't even know what the word means, it's too close to rational and nobody's ever accused him of being rational
Seriously lobbying needs to be made illegal... Legally bribing politicians for their votes doesn't seem to represent the people in any way shape or form.
This fool would rather lie than admit he was wrong. We need an intervention.
That's what your Mama said when she caught you sniffing glue......
@@jasonh2615 hahahahaha
Not.
An impeachment
@@motomoto7342 YES! And removal, followed by a fair trial and imprisonment and fines.
"He gave the storm a boob job" I think I peed a little ROFL
LOL!
@William Limarjo No idiot he said boob job, did you even watch the video?
I have to laugh at our current state of affairs in order to avoid going into a deeper level of disparity.
Your economy is more stable than before, and certainly than us in Europe. So blame the white man all you want, he will probably be there till 2024.
And it's almost like Obama left the office while the economy trend starting going upwards..
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@@udov5664 Udov..trust me. This aint your thing man. Holy shit. Stick with the video games or whatever dog please. This aint your thing.
@@bellmeisterful keep making your shit music in front of your white van because you're giving me brain cancer
The more he tries to fix his mistakes the more dumb he looks!!
He's like the kid that took the chocolate and then denies it with chocolate all around his mouth
I don't think Trump even has to do anything, and he'll still look dumb.
He fixed his mistake on twitter about 6 hours ago.. with another doctored map. >.
Trump does more great things in one hour than you will ever do.
@@beefdrapemudflapper930 Yes, he makes people laugh all over the whole world. It's a rare talent. Wish he was a comedian instead of POTUS .
Meanwhile... families on vacation are doing more to help victims of Hurricane Dorian than the President of the United States (who just wants to play 'Weather-man' with his Alabama supporters).
Way to go Chef Jose 🙌 and helpers. Good bless you for your sharing and caring ❤️👍🏼😘
I'm no chef, but I have cooked up some tasty remixes!
"I love the poorly educated" No wonder tRump is such an egotist.
He also loves the ultrarich because they and the morons are the only ones who would vote for this orange terd.
@@couragekarnga8735 You are correct, sir!
Trump only has to be brighter than his base, as they say "In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King"
@@BC-cp5vr He isn't, but chances are an advisor or 2 are.
tRump is funny, but in the UK the word trump means fart. E.g. "have you just trumped?"
When Isn’t he breaking the law?
Cult 45 don’t care. Just vote him out already.
Yall damn sure better vote!
"Don the Con" Don't believe what you read, hear, see, think or believe, just believe me "DON THE CON"!!!
Exactly! All news is fake...unless it's stroking my ego! Believe only my tweets and my own lips.
The audience re-do of the "booo" and still doing it after the wrong cue made me laugh. I love those accidental moments and laughs that come from something besides a joke rooted in deeply concerning truths or depressing reminders of reality for a change lol
4:48 Sounds like Trump was describing supermodels instead of Hurricane Dorian.
Can we all just take a moment to commend his entourage for having the incredible capacity to remain in complete straight face through it all? I mean, these people deserve some real credit...trophies even.
Go to Fox News and disable their misinformation. For our sanity’s sake 🤦🏻♂️🙏🏻
I swear there's a guy that's in the audience during every taping with the most amazing laugh 😁
Probably recorded and used to make crowd reaction sound better.
What you hear is the world laughing at the dumbass, seems to be getting louder everyday.
I believe that is the band leader. No really, the guy leading the musicians in Colbert's band.
I believe his name is Mark. I think he's the sound guy or something.
Obviously one of the staff.
Things I remembered during 45's presidency
- Tried to build a wall
- Tried to alter Hurricane Dorian
- Tried to help our economy
- Tried to bring Russia back into the G-7
- Tried to win the 2020 election
MrToofunny7 Nobody who gets into that seat is clueless, just smart enough to waddle into it.
Somebody should have told him that it was Arizona, instead of Alabama.
Dee Pattison : Oh, now you have gone and opened up another can of worms.
Democrats ought to ask for an official investigation into the ORANGES of this weather map.
lol... Deep State perhaps? Trying to take the genius Trump down? Damn, this guy is so weak that everybody can take advantage of him, he craves praise. No wonder he meets with Putin in private.
PN Houle I was thinking the same thing but I think me and people know that he’s not going to be impeached. so what’s the point 🤷🏽♀️
Probably those dang cancer-causing windmills.
He's obviously playing 4D chess... 🙄
Ah no reason to ask the only thing Dems know how to do anymore is come up empty handed in years long investigations they are probably way ahead of u
There was a sharpie on his desk and when you watch Trump get asked by the reporter that the map was edited to include Alabama Trumps hand makes the exact shape of the sharpie mark to show us his brain answered unconsciously how he drew it! It’s all right there for everyone to see plain as day
I always feel better after watching Colbert ...too bad the nightmare continues in the W.H.......
Yea he is real news like Saturday Night Live!
Chatty Cathy Put the tub of ice cream down, get off the couch, find a job and make yourself useful instead of hoping that a single person in the White House is going to fix your laundry list of personal problems!
Soon Forgot I’m Pacific Islander and have worked in the tech industry for many years. I don’t rely on anyone but myself to ensure that my family and I are well taken care of. I certainly don’t sit in front of a TV all day bitching and complaining about what someone else can do for me. I could care less who is in the White House because I focus on what I can control and make my situation immune to that political drama. Have fun at your Antifa party
@@JCizzleSoCal be best....
I beat you can't name five people that work in the Trump Administration .
Would love to see Obama's birth certificate fight Trump's Alabama hurricane map in court.
BootlegFightVideo or just a normal fight would be fine
The rationale is that power companies want to rack in more money by increasing electricity usage.
And LEDs last 10+ years. By going with incandescent bulbs, you assure people will return to buy more sooner. It's just like everything that's wrong with big pharma. "I cured patient is a patient lost".
Adam G. Too bad big pharma never heard about “preventative medicine.”
Zel Zwrd or 💩 is trying one more business venture: 💩 light bulbs. They’re going to be advertised as the “bigliest, bestest bulbs,” but ends up producing 1W worth of light while drawing 1000W of electricity per hour, then bankrupting the neighborhood power grid.
Rationale behind this is very simple. Regulations on energy-saving light bulbs is Obama-era legislation which Trump happily undoes regardless of damage caused.
Arne Hurnik - yes, exactly- there must be a chart of Obama’s accomplishments on the wall in the Oval Office, and every day Donald strikes another one down...
" Oh he did it" Lmfao, that part killed me. Watched it live.
Lock him up!!! 😂😂😂😂 but no seriously. Please. Do. It.
Or commit him...
NOAA Weather says, "You elected him!"
3ds max Obama won both electoral college and popular votes TWICE
@3ds max was that the sound of the truth flying right over your head as always?
Misssd my dose of colbert sooo much! This was one of his best monologues yet!
Trump was convinced Alabama was in Greenland Somewhere 😂😂😂😂😂
You should be put in prison for disrespecting our President, maybe the next four years you and everyone else will be. You are just trying to tear our country apart..
You are getting your fame now
and I hope you live regret it..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@alexanderpersons6889 respect to an idiot ummm NO WAY not me 😂😂😂
@@alexanderpersons6889 lmao me put in prison no no Trump first 😂😂😂😂😂give up drinking the Trump koolaid it is frying your pathetic brain 😂😂😂
@@alexanderpersons6889 ohh and in regards to tearing up your Country , Trump is the person you really should take that up with. just because you voted for him doesn't mean at all costs. accountability Alexander go look it up . Trump your amazing President lies to you and your cheer ? Mexico will pay for the Wall , I will make Mexico pay for the wall , that was his words not mine. he promised you that and he lied. and yet you still cheer. ?? accountability Alexander ???
He broke the law without altering the map too.
Yes. SO many times!!
Andrew C Amen he’s white wealthy and plus the laws were never made to crucify people like him of even the lesser crime.
@@myandroid6116 um...ok? Did she break the law? You can dislike her all you want, but that's not the conversation right now.
@@myandroid6116 Geez, stop with all the whataboutisms!! This is the tactic you trolls & haters turn to first to try to deflect away any negative thing about your orange god. This mechanism is old & expected now, & BORING! -try something new!
Ooh my God we have missed you to laugh at trumps bullshit!! Is priceless! 😆😆
Baptiste playing Man in the Mirror is GOLD!
Everyday he does something ridiculous and everyday I'm amazed he's president of America, lmao. It's still so surreal.
Just 😑
why couldn’t the sharpie circle at least be the same size?
Somehow the model becomes more precise towards the end lol
@@Koooo4 lol, it'll be somewhere around this 1,000 km area before heading DIRECTLY TO ALABAMA
Ask Trump - an anonymous White Houae official has now confirmed that the President drew it himself:
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/what-i-said-was-accurate-trump-stays-fixated-on-his-alabama-error-as-hurricane-pounds-the-carolinas/2019/09/05/32597606-cfe7-11e9-8c1c-7c8ee785b855_story.html
“It was Trump who used a black Sharpie to mark up an official National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration map, which he displayed during an Oval Office briefing on Wednesday, according to a White House official who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal deliberations.
‘No one else writes like that on a map with a black Sharpie,’ the official said of the map, which added Alabama into the hurricane’s potential pathway inside the loop of the marker.”
He is not trying to convince intelligent humans.. He just is trying to maintain his version of reality to his supporters who he is convinced are idiots as they believed every lie and deception so far.
A good Man would just apologize for being wrong & would let it go!!!
Really Trump!!!! The nut!!!
Honestly I think most people would have just left it alone and let people focus on the part of the hurricane where it's destroying lives rather than where it might have and did not go.
He has never grown up, ergo, will never be a good Man.
7:44 He has no clue about that new policy that he signed in...🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️He’s winging it
that four queen joke was good. implying he's had 3 wives and looking to get a 4th.
Trump,, he ain't very sharpie, ya know...
I am eagerly waiting the Report of Rationale of Why Energy-Efficient Lightbulbs are not Preferred.
Michael Robert it has a whole study behind it, must be profound. Oh, a lightbulb industry lobby study? But Ofcourse.
He knows that the report is good, but can't even give a summary of it, did he have anything to do with that decision?
Nobody knows more about hurricanes than Trump, even though he never heard about a cat 5.
This is an alternative reality. Or we are dead already and the devil is playing with us. Because I cant believe this
Daniela dos Santos Silva Right? Like are we all in hell?
@@AmberAmbwee it sure feels like it
@john smith That so fits! I had not heard that!
Watching and listening to trump day to day It’s like watching Saturday night live, the world is watching in laughter
No, honey. It is not funny at all.
The Late Show team missed their opportunity to revive their segment, "Stormy Watch".
Hope the people won’t take Drump’s information on Hurricane Dorian seriously
yea cause ppl in Alabama felt angry for the first, but after they just went to feel sorry for DJT
How could ANYONE take him seriously ? ......................
Nah, everyone's just making fun of him and his stupidity. Taking it seriously? Ha.
No sane person takes anything Trump says seriously.
And NO country in this world ! ...............@@couragekarnga8735
This was one of the funniest opening monologues ever
Who's ego is this fragile...like Jesus man, not everything is about you, Trump
That's sacrilege in Trumplandia.
Am I missing something, if you do your research Jesus did not feed people pork. However the Legion wanted to enter and did enter the pigs-pork, then the pigs committed suicide!
The media makes everything about him 💯 %
For the 3% reading this, i hope you become successful in everything you dream of and accomplish more than you had imagined. My dream is to become a successful African artist.
Why thank you and God bless you. May you always be healthy, happy and surrounded with bliss. Amen 🙏🌹♥️
Thank you and wish you the same.
You will do it!
Best of luck to you!
Good luck to you on your hopes and dreams
WTF❓ So he can't admit he was wrong?
Narcissists never admit that they are wrong. They project and deflect the blame to others. In their minds they are always the victor and the victims.
Truth is the enemy of the State
If he did that, that would be a miracle.
The chosen one is never wrong.
Reminds me of that old story about the mother watching a Boy Scout parade. "Look at that! Every one, is out of step except my Johnny".
So happy your back. Love your energy
the good die young. RIP 'rational' 2008-2016 you will be missed.
he not only has all the best words,
he also has all the best forecasts.
believe me
If it WAS going that way towards Alabama then it wasn’t headed for SC it NC really so tweet would still have been wrong
ryannAK47 Lulu you should be a lawyer
Thankful Dorian subsided and missed most of the U.S, including Alabama. (Also: Minnesota and Montana were spared)
“Gave the storm a boob job “. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Not first! But sure am glad you're back! 😁
Colbert has the best monologues
trump: " It's been very erratic, slow, powerful and destructive Its like looking in the mirror" this map needs a BOOB JOB. Because I have to be right.
The thing is it didn't hit landfall on the United States. Also it moved 50 miles in 2 days. WeatherModification
Love, love Stephen Colbert, he is soooo funny !!!!
I don't think Trump knows what the word 'rationale' means. It's french and has way too many syllables.
This is the kind of political rhetoric you people rely on. This guy is the enemy of the corporate media, and the corporate media is the enemy of humanity, but you want me to hate the ONLY GUY IN WASHINGTON that is fighting against this enemy, because he comes off like a simpleton sometimes. Pay no heed to the fact that he has a 160 IQ, he's easy to make fun of and you people that are too feeble minded to think for themselves have literally clowns on comedy shows do their thinking for them.
"Rationale is one of them bigly words you find in books. Did I mention I went to the best schools?"
@@mmysama A 160 IQ?? There is absolutely NO way that is true. No. way.
mmysama Are you saying trump has a 160 IQ? Did he say that? Hahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂holy shit
( /headtilt
..isn't fox "news" corporate media though; even if 45's grumped at them lately (not even really; he just dislikes the actual-news division. p sure hannity and the opinion-side folks are all still faves) they're surely not an enemy of his.. o_0" )
They should name the next hurracane: Sharpie.
I only have 1% of battery left so i will say this trump is
here let me help, Come On Peeps fill in the blank : Trump Is __________;
I'll go, a cocaine damaged septuagenarian. okay now You Go!
a catastrophe.
Cringe inducing piehole
Remember, some people actually root for Trump. Let that sink in.
And don't forget...He's going to spend another 4 years in office...Let that sink in!
@@jasonh2615 It would not surprise me one bit.
Between his zealots voting for him, and Russian meddling, it could happen again. Especially if the rest of the US doesn't come together and make themselves heard.
certainly the news media is doing its best to suppress his best opponents - Yang and Tulsi. We need to rewrite the democratic ticket.
Obviously Trump has the Mind Stone...😩
1:56 - nice one Jon Batiste!
thats how you compliment your show host peeps/
lil shout out to MJ ...'i'm starting with the man in the mirror' YES!
trump> "It was the sharpie it was on my desk I don't know how it got on the map and circled that, someone must have "taken it off my desk and did that, whoever it is, is going to be fired ASAP"!
Good lord. Trump is an incompetent among incompetents. It's to a point where the audience's laughter is inappropriate.
Chappelle has set the new standard Stephen. Stale Trump jokes don't fly anymore.
I love charleston South Carolina. Good luck to all the great people there.
Just when you think Trump's presidency has sunk us into the depths of petty divisiveness.... True Americans show otherwise. Great job Bahamas Vacationers!!!!! 😍
I'm talking to Trump supporters now and they are dying trying to explain this one...and others.
They keep wanting to talk about Hillary's emails and/or Obama's birth certificate.
Steel Castle Yes! I know right! When they can't think of anything better to say, their fallback is always Hillary's emails and Obama's birth certificate! 🤦😂
@3ds max Unlike you, I have friends on both sides of the Trump issue. Truth hurts you don't it...
@3ds max I'll ask you what I and many others asked them (Trump supporters...but still long time friends of mine)....explain Trump's fake ass weather report (get together with your "friends" to stay with the same story).
@3ds max Were you there (I don't think you work with us)? And thanks for demonstrating not even you can explain the Trump "Sharpy" weather slide. Bet you still scream "Mexico" gonna pay for the wall in your sleep.
..morbid curiosity making me ask.. which or what exactly is your understanding of 'the whole russia hoax bullshit', please..?
Drumph always sounds like the kid in class trying to give an oral book report when he hasn't read the book.
Robin Beers Exactly!!
He never actually says anything, it's always the same word salad with Russian dressing. He either couldn't care less, or is mentally unfit for office.
He's barely literate so can't read the book or any book
@@sambrenna7989 Unfortunately, it could be both
@@sambrenna7989 It is undoubtedly BOTH.