Plot twist, go loved dio, so he was gay, but he also hated dio, because WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! But he had to kill dio to save his mom so... Edit: meant jotaro, not go
Y'know what? What would make the most sense to me would be that Jotaro is aromantic, rather than gay. After all, he never struck me as a people guy, y'know?
I do feel like Jotaro is asexual. I think the only time he got laid was to have a child. I really never saw him have any sexual interests in men or women.
I agree, I mean, he never really showed anything that could be really be taken as romantic interest in males (if anything it would seem more like a good friendship). And he just called women bitches so, you know.
@@fenshi_fox4230 it may be just me but i don't think that Kak had a crush on Jotaro's mom. I mean, he said that if he had to fall in love with someone, it would be someone like her. He just wants someone sweet and caring
-The truth is that you are born from an egg, and your real name is Jouta -WHAT!? -Just after we defeat DIO in Egypt, a friend of mine named Kakyoin layed an egg. We found you in this egg and called you Jouta. And when I meet Josuke, I ask him to turn you into the Jolyne you are. -Wtf
Something similar happened with me and Giorno when he tried to tell me I'm straight Edit: well since literally everyone, including my own son mis heard me. I am very gay. The gayest. I'm not straight.
Jotaro you had so many choices - The Secret Joestar Technique - Telling her you're ace - Telling her you're too busy with dolphins to date - Telling her you're too busy being seemingly heartless to date - Flip the tables and ask her is SHE'S gay - Stop time and rephrase what you were about to say
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@alwest4472 Joseph, who had a hot Italian wife, a one-night Stand with a hot Japanese student and fathered two children, is gay? Look man, just say bi. People can be into both.
@@paynesgay You fucking stupid or somethin'? I will just assume you had a brain fart. Even the dumbest guys out there know that gay is not an umbrella term that includes bi people. Would anybody truly be so retarded to think that just because gay can be used for gays and lesbians, that it can also be used for any other sexual orientation? I dont want to think so.
Nah rwby relationships are annoying honestly except Jaune and Pyrrha and maybe Blake and Sun The other relationships just don’t work probably except for qrow and clover cuz there was actual potential build up and their characters made sense if they were to be a couple Everything else is just eww no goodbye Also if you wanna go there only like 6 people in all of jojo are confirmed to be gay and they’re all from golden wind
"I'm not gay. But, I don't think I'm straight either. I don't know what I am. I think I might be nothing." "Oh. Well, that's okay." "It is?" "Yeah. Of course." (Cookies for whoever gets this)
If there was joseph Jolyne: "You're gay" Joseph:"NIGERUNDAYOOOO SMOKEYYYY" Jolyne:"Is your dead boyfriend name?" Joseph: "NOO,YOU REMIND ME... SHIZAAAAAAAAA"
"Why do they have to make every character gay??" Says the straight boy who has representation literally everywhere and can't handle some people having fun with their favorite characters
@@sir_shiba1201 Or someone who likes characters to stay as the original creator intended them to be. I have nothing against NEW bi or gay characters. But yeah just simplify my view to saltiness and implied bigotry.
@@sir_shiba1201 I mean they’ve got a point I’d rather get a new fresh well written character than someone else’s sloppy seconds but idk settle for less ig😐 Jojo is different since it’s not your traditional anime It’s literally just flamboyant ass buff men doing crazy shit And a lot of them are ambiguous in their sexual orientation and I’m pretty sure araki did it on purpose
"YOU DATED MOM! YOU HAD ME!" "YOU'RE ADOPTED!" This is how the next line should have went. "Hah...How am I adopted?! IF I AM ADOPTED HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?!" And she would proceed to point to the very obvious and well known Joestar birthmark. Then my guess is his next line would be he tattooed that on her when she was an infant.
Jolyne: I just wanted a normal conversation Me: now I ain't much of a talkative guy but I doubt telling your dad's sexual prefrence is a way to start a "normal conversation"
![Little Jolyne goes to Morioh! [COMIC DUB]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nqlkK7EhD6c/mqdefault.jpg)
Jolyne: *calls her dad gay*
Also jolyne: why cant i have a normal conversation with him
They're both very bad at conversing and are completely unaware of the fact 😂
A literal hypocrite
They're definitely related
Like father like daughter, completely fucking awkward in an actual conversation
Yay I’m the 1000th like😎
Jolyne: Why are you gay?
Jotaro: Who says I'm gay?
Jolyne: You are gay.
Star Platinum: I AM OUTRAGED!
hahaha nice
You deserve all the likes
No
XD
Jolyne: "Why can't we have a normal convetsation???!!!"
Also Jolyne: "Dad, YOU are gay."
Lady MaskMaker
Nobody:
Jolyne: why are you gay?
She tried to help him come out of the closet.
Little did she know that they were having this conversation inside the closet together.
YOUR THE SUPER GAY!
"YOU'RE ADOPTED!"
I'm just imagining how Jotaro drew the Joestar Star on her neck as a baby.
Kikato “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”
He decided to tattoo a star on her to feel make her like a joestar but she is not
Oooh
That’s why it’s green
So that’s why she is the only jojo who lost to their villain to date.
You spelled tattoo wrong
He could have just said that he loves dolphins and end it there.
Isn’t that kinda what he said “no I meant in not into human- FUUU”
Dolphsexual
How to say to someone that you are not gay:
1. *I'M A VIRGIN*
Well with you its true
@@alwest4472 perhaps
well I mean that’s definitely one way
666th like.
Don't break it, folks.
After Kakyoin, he never loved again
I cri
Jouta!!
@@full-timepog6844
Yesss jouta is the best boi >:0
Are you that one guy from oz?
That PFP haunts me every night
"I'm not into people"
I hate my brain for instantly connecting that to "he's into dolphins"
Big same
Commissar Purity he’s into vampires
Or vampi-
Plot twist, go loved dio, so he was gay, but he also hated dio, because WHO THE FUCK KNOWS!
But he had to kill dio to save his mom so...
Edit: meant jotaro, not go
@@furiousfurry Damn, what a twist!
"I'm not into people"
He's into dolphins
Jolyne: "I just want one normal conversation"
Also Jolyne: *"DaD yOu'Re GaY"*
“I wanted to have a normal conversation”
You literally started off with “You’re gay”
Who sas am gae?
And I wanted to talk about how amazing I am, but then Giorno starts going off about feelings and having a dream.
@@prinnydude5864 you are gae
@@le_mothman
Well you see, your son, Giorno Brando, has a dream...
@@le_mothman Well... I mean, he has your brain... But he has Johnathan's heart. So... I mean, its kinda your own fault that he's like this.
I love that Jotaro said she was adopted ignoring the fact that she has the Joestar birthmark
He tattooed it on her
he panicked ok
Yep
He just fucking took a permanent marker and drew it on her
"I'm a virgin" I died at this part XD
me too i could't stop smiling
Same
I busted up laughing at that
That's literally my favorite part in this whole comic
@@OriVoicesStuffREE You did a good job on this comic dub.
Y'know what? What would make the most sense to me would be that Jotaro is aromantic, rather than gay. After all, he never struck me as a people guy, y'know?
"I'm not into people"
He’s a dolphin guy
That's a very well thought out explanation and it's coming from Okuyasu
I agree though
Okuyasu making mad points out here, yo!
I heard that someone headcannoned Jotaro as aroace, and I can see that.
Jotaro, that was a perfect opportunity for the joestar family secret technique
*RUN*
"RUN AWAY AS FAST AS I CAN" 😜
If it’s the secret Joestar technique, Jolyne will do it with her father.
『Za Hando』, that’s plan B
Constantine D Aurum HOTFOOT IT OUTTA HERE!!!!
I do feel like Jotaro is asexual. I think the only time he got laid was to have a child. I really never saw him have any sexual interests in men or women.
Loverpawcool -chan hm homoromantic asexual?
maybe he could be demisexual too
I agree, I mean, he never really showed anything that could be really be taken as romantic interest in males (if anything it would seem more like a good friendship). And he just called women bitches so, you know.
He is Dolphsexual
You FOOLS, he's into dolphins
"sorry jolyne, I'm into dolphins"
chirmandor hahahaha
your pfp scares me
@@iambumbo7534 me too, i need a link to that beauty
@@iambumbo7534 don't think yours is not
@chirmandor
fair point
Kakyoin: *Exists*
Jotaro: *I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY*
I believe that if Kakyoin had survived, Jotaro would have become *V E R Y* gay (more than he already was)
@@jesusiscomingback8438 YES
@@jesusiscomingback8438 yeah but kakyoin is into milfs sooooo
Jotaro can't be gay for Kakyoin because Kakyoin would be his step-dad
@@fenshi_fox4230 it may be just me but i don't think that Kak had a crush on Jotaro's mom. I mean, he said that if he had to fall in love with someone, it would be someone like her. He just wants someone sweet and caring
Jolyne K Rowling Cujoh
OH NO
@@OriVoicesStuffREE OH YES
Mettaton?
Jotaro H Kujo Potter
The K is for Kakyoin
1:05
Jotaro's secondary stand..
「Jotaro」
Stand Cry: 1:23
Stand Name: JoJo
Stand User: Jotaro Kujo
Battle Cry: Screams of The Damned
@BlownAway is a IVUL SPIRITO not a STAND
Even the rush attack is just screaming 1:23
I have 2 stands
-The truth is that you are born from an egg, and your real name is Jouta
-WHAT!?
-Just after we defeat DIO in Egypt, a friend of mine named Kakyoin layed an egg. We found you in this egg and called you Jouta. And when I meet Josuke, I ask him to turn you into the Jolyne you are.
-Wtf
Sirius you bastard! We don’t talk about THAT
I think I'm in love
This is why Pucchi wanted to restart the universe
Delberth Delgado 😂
Hahahahahah i read that and still gives me giggles for a long while
Jolyne: youre gay
Also Jolyne: you dated my MOM
Jotaro isnt gay..
Unless all the dolphins are male then he is
True
He rejected Jolyne because she was a dirty half-bred dolphin
He isn't into humans
bros on a trip far away? only guys? seems kinda gay
@@gyrozevest_9597 Its not gay its just ME AND THE BOYS TRAVELING TO EGYPT WITH SOME STANDS TO STOP A GAY VAMPIRE DUDE WHO IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL
Jotaro should have just nigerundayo, but eventually he stopped thinking.
Something similar happened with me and Giorno when he tried to tell me I'm straight
Edit: well since literally everyone, including my own son mis heard me. I am very gay. The gayest. I'm not straight.
the difference is that, is canon that you are gay
You're not straight. Admit it.
Wrrrrryyyyyy dio is gay but a best villain only downside that he is gay
DIO isn't nither gay or straight. He gives up the dick to who ever he thinks is worthy.
DIO Brando And Then your Husband Pucci came into the Room.
Jotaro you had so many choices
- The Secret Joestar Technique
- Telling her you're ace
- Telling her you're too busy with dolphins to date
- Telling her you're too busy being seemingly heartless to date
- Flip the tables and ask her is SHE'S gay
- Stop time and rephrase what you were about to say
lmaooo
This should be solved with a simple "no u"
I havent read the manga and thought Jotaro was Asexual...
*please dont bring up the “egg”*
"KaKyOiN DiD YoU ThIs eGg??"
*jotaro realises he needs to stop being cool for his dhoughter*
Part 6 in a nutshell
dhoughter
dhoughter
dhoughter
dhoughter
1:31 A normal conversation? You're accusing him of being GAY Jolyne!
I still believe that jotaro got married is because one time he meet his wife while she is doing a dolphin cosplay, and in that moment jotaro got hard
Make this cannon
@@ihaveaproblem4270 it is canon
He didn’t know that’s a Pillar Woman!..The last of her kind!
her stand was a dolphin
Canon
"Jolyne you are actually half-dolphin"
“YOU’RE ADOPTED” i died at that part
"I'm not interested in women either. I mean men! I mean anyone! I don't date people!
...
I DATE MOTHERF*CKING DOLPHINS, JOLYNE!"
Jolyne: you are gay.
Pucci: Hey! This phrase should be about me!
Or about the pillar men. The more gay you look, the more powerful.
This is exactly what it feel like coming out as asexual: "I'm not into people" I'm dying
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Sure. Nice try Michael.
Ok
Welp your gay too kira sooooooo
Ends up loosing to a 5 year old in a battle of time travel, fate and stretegy.
**calls 911** yeah, we need an ambulance. We need you to run-over Kira's head again
I legitimately slapped my phone when Jotaro said "I'm a virgin"
This is wrong, he's obviously into dolphins.
Jolyne:youre gay, i know better than you
Jolyne 30 seconds later: *crying* why cant you ever even once have a normal conversation
I thought being gay just comes with the family genes
It is a known Joestar Trait.
@@MrJinglejanglejingle started with joseph, weakened In jotaro, and then continued to get stronger for everyone else
@@alwest4472 Joseph, who had a hot Italian wife, a one-night Stand with a hot Japanese student and fathered two children, is gay?
Look man, just say bi. People can be into both.
@@paynesgay You fucking stupid or somethin'? I will just assume you had a brain fart. Even the dumbest guys out there know that gay is not an umbrella term that includes bi people. Would anybody truly be so retarded to think that just because gay can be used for gays and lesbians, that it can also be used for any other sexual orientation? I dont want to think so.
@@yoursonisold8743 i, and a lot of other bisexual people, will often use the term "gay" to describe ourselves. so tu ama's right
Joleyene: You literally dated my mom,you had me
Jotaro: *Im A VeRgIn*
Kakyoin did you lay this egg????
He's already dead
I AM GOING TO TURN YOUR BONES INTO SOUP THROUGH SKITS
"Jolyne you dont get it, your mother's a *dolphin* "
Jolyne: oh so that's why I'm a really good swimmer.
SuperSansCraft 1212 it’s true jotaro took me to an aquarium, I lost him cause he went to the dolphin section of the aquarium so I just waited outside.
" Y o u h a d m e "
" I ' m a v i r g i n "
JUST THINK OF SOMETHING
what i thought: yare yare daze
reality:
Jotaro go home you are drunk.
JJBA: Everyone is gay. And that’s okay (except for Milf Hunter Kekyoin and Kira Yoshikage)
RWBY: Everyone is gay, and it becomes a controversy.
Nope.
RWBY is: the fandom want everyone gay for no logical reason.
WHERe IS ThE JONATHAN hE IS NOT GAY
Nah rwby relationships are annoying honestly except Jaune and Pyrrha and maybe Blake and Sun
The other relationships just don’t work probably except for qrow and clover cuz there was actual potential build up and their characters made sense if they were to be a couple
Everything else is just eww no goodbye
Also if you wanna go there only like 6 people in all of jojo are confirmed to be gay and they’re all from golden wind
@@brandoncole5533 lol I totally forgot I commented this and forgot the plot of RWBY
Kakyoin is Bisexual at least
OH MY DEAR GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Remember, if Kaykoin never died we wouldn't have had this conversation.
Jotaro's inside voice should have been Star Platinum
What about joseph and hermit purple?
@@slysamuel5902 *panicked Hamon humming sounds*
"I'm not gay. But, I don't think I'm straight either. I don't know what I am. I think I might be nothing."
"Oh. Well, that's okay."
"It is?"
"Yeah. Of course."
(Cookies for whoever gets this)
Hyper Danganronpa H20?
Bojack Horseman.
Very niceeee Caesar-chan! good dub
If there was joseph
Jolyne: "You're gay"
Joseph:"NIGERUNDAYOOOO SMOKEYYYY"
Jolyne:"Is your dead boyfriend name?"
Joseph: "NOO,YOU REMIND ME... SHIZAAAAAAAAA"
This is just a downward spiral of pain
“I’m a virgin!”
*Laughs in Kakyoin
"Hmmm... Yes, i know what to do now! Suta Purachina, Za Warudo!! Now...NIGERUNDAYOOO!!!"
“Suta Purachina” I love this comment
Wait
Jolyne's mom isn't a dolphin?
I've been living a lie all this time?
Nah, the one Jolyne knew as 'mom' is actually only her caretaker in disguise as 'mom'. Her real mom still swimming somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean.
Why
Alright this is literal gold
FIGHTING GOOOOOOOOLD
Bru mr0406 MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! DID I HEAR FIGHTING GOLD
This is the first time Jotaro has ever panicked, and its beautiful.
If parents switched roles with their children
Jolyne: WHAT- You.. You LITERALLY had ME-
Jotaro: You're ADOPTED.. *Also while he is internally screaming his eyes out*
11/10.
Meanwhile Dio is watching this from hell, completely losing his shit.
"Why do they have to make every character gay??" Says the straight boy who has representation literally everywhere and can't handle some people having fun with their favorite characters
Maybe people should make their own characters instead of changing existing characters to suit their own interests.
@@Usernamesdontmatter1 found the salty straight person
@@sir_shiba1201 Or someone who likes characters to stay as the original creator intended them to be. I have nothing against NEW bi or gay characters. But yeah just simplify my view to saltiness and implied bigotry.
@@sir_shiba1201 Is that all you got..? Then theres no point in arguing.
@@sir_shiba1201 I mean they’ve got a point I’d rather get a new fresh well written character than someone else’s sloppy seconds but idk settle for less ig😐
Jojo is different since it’s not your traditional anime
It’s literally just flamboyant ass buff men doing crazy shit
And a lot of them are ambiguous in their sexual orientation and I’m pretty sure araki did it on purpose
It sounded like he was trying to say that he's asexual
he likes dolphins
He's a furry
The underwater kind
@@cykakyasu8828 a slickie?
aromantic**
asexual is different.
Donald Trump What are the differences then?
Jotaro part 3:só How is my wife in future?
*Jotaro part 6 intense breath*
"You dated my mom"
Jotaro:No I dated *dolphin* .
This is now one of my favourite JJBA dubs ever
Jotaro: “I’m not into people...”
*distant dolphin noises in the background*
Dolphin squeaks from tank in jotaros room
Jolyne: Dad your gay.
Jotaro: *oraoraora.exe has stopped working*
"Dad..."
"I'M NOT YO DAD!"
*dramatic sting*
_In the aaaarms oooof an angeeeel_
*You’re adopted*
I’m dying. Jotaro could’ve done right but he done wrong.
"YOU DATED MOM! YOU HAD ME!"
"YOU'RE ADOPTED!"
This is how the next line should have went.
"Hah...How am I adopted?! IF I AM ADOPTED HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?!" And she would proceed to point to the very obvious and well known Joestar birthmark. Then my guess is his next line would be he tattooed that on her when she was an infant.
Then she say
"Oh yeah? The explain this"
Procced to punch her own birth Mark and jotaro felt the atack as Well
Jotaro:a link created from a stand user
When he said "you're adopted", I literally wheezed so hard my lungs stopped working for 4 seconds.
"No I mean I'm not into humans-
FRICK!"
"Just-just stop you're making it worse, you're making it so much worse"
(I don't like cursing)
Jolyne: I just wanted a normal conversation
Me: now I ain't much of a talkative guy but I doubt telling your dad's sexual prefrence is a way to start a "normal conversation"
"Just one normal conversation?"
Yeah sure because all the other normal daughters also have to tell their fathers they are gay.
Considering their family members and history, it wouldn't be that much of a stretch for them that this is "normal"
"You are after all pretty old" HAHAHAHA XD Oh GOSH!!! I say that frequently to my father!
TH-cam i'm glad you recommend me to this masterpiece
Jolyene: Jotaro, you're gay.
Jotaro: *(Damn them dolphin fins are thicc boiii)*
1:17 “I’m a virgin! ... YOU’RE ADOPTED!” Still makes me laugh XD
1:43 "I'm not into humans... I'm into dolphins."
Jotaro went from knowing exactly how to handle that situation to needing evac
Jolyne: "Dad, YOU are GAY!"
Jotakak fandom: "You are gotdamn right."
Jotaro: "I'm into dolphins"
Kakyoin: "I'm a dolphin"
Jotaro and Jolyne: "Wtf?"
1:05 jotaro other stand
He would have just said "yes but only if they're dolphins" and walked away.
This dub is great!
"I'm not into huma-... Fuck!"
We all know his secret xD
MAAAN what about Kakyoin?
"Im a virgin, you're adopted" XD
"If i'm adopted theb why i have this birthmark?"
Everyone elss: Jotaro is attracted to dolphins lol
Me: He's asexual and I support him
jolynes mom probably just randomly laid an egg one day and jotaro was just there
DIO disliked this video
A normal conversation? Oh yeah saying “you’re gay.” To your dad is normal.
Jotaro: You're adopted!
Jolyne: (literally has a star birthmark) Jesus Christ
Jotaro: I'm not into people I'm into stands
Star Platinum: *ziiiip*
"I'm a Virgin, you're adopted."
Best thing
I was watching this when this happened and I thought... “Wow, I would be a better dad than Jotaro if I was alive”.
"I'm not into human"
I'm into *dolphins*
1:51
*"Now listen closely"*
VOICE CRACKS EEEEEEEEE
@@OriVoicesStuffREE hehe
Star Platinum: confused ora