secretdude21 Do you even Alex Clark brah? I be watchin his 'bout a girl series errday! No seriously, Alex Clark, you,re awesome. I saw your workout video w/ the cheez-its. XD
I think guys fall for Catfishing the hardest, lol. I literally had a friend with the most suspicious online girlfriend EVER. She could use a computer but couldn't Skype, couldn't call, couldn't text, had a disease, had occasional heart attacks, had a seizure from a spider bite, had amnesia, went into a coma, died, came back to life, AND HE BELIEVED EVERYTHING!!! The poor fool.... Look guys, if she refuses to Skype, RUN. The bullshit will only get worse.
I got catfishes by this girl who liked the stories I write; she made up another person, would text me the same thing from her and the other dude, had him get cancer, amputation, etc., then told me in the same sentence ("I got the one picture of him from a FaceTime call, he sent me a picture of a guy who looks like him from google, I don't know what he looks like." Sad thing is my stupid ass fell for it
This guy I worked with told me that he got a voicemail from this girl who was saying she wanted to fk him, and when he had me listen to the message it was a guy doing a very bad impression of a girl.. He totally believed it was some girl that wanted to bang him despite the voice, and it being a private number.
You should text her and say "hey there's this concert in town for my favorite artist "tinashe"((or whatever it is😂)) and we should go see it! She looks JUST LIKE YOU!"
I remember on Tinder I was talking with this girl who seemed really cute in her photo's, everything was nice and i asked her to go on a date with me. So I drive a full hour just to see this chick, I get to her house, and out comes this fat chick who looks 50 pounds heavier then the pictures. I was really mad. But I didn't wana make her cry so I went on the movie date and dropped her off home, never talked to her again
It doesn't really matter what it looks like. Seriously, I can't believe that you're mad about that. However, it was also wrong for her to trick you like that.
Laura Nanney it does, if an fat girl was like hold me. I literally can't do that. I go to the fukin gym, why can't she? If shes fat shes probably lazy. i'm lazy too but atleast i care about how i look.
Hey guys! If You get a new request on facebook from a girl or a guy that You don't just double check with google :) what You do is open google images then open that new person picture click once, do not let go, and drag onto google images (the place where You would write somethin). It should convert that picture into a link (random letter/number) and google would give You all of the info that is connected to the foto :) It helped me so It will help You! :)
OMG! IS IT ACTUALLY YOU!? OMG you watch swoozie videos too? I'm gonna die right now. I love you haha. You're one of my favorite youtubers. And watching swoozie just makes you even more perf 😍😍
I remember being 10 and playing on the 'old' before Disney owned it Club Penguin. I went back on and see these things called 'pookies,Mumus,dadas,and biggy'? What did miss?
BROOOO OMG . EVERYTIME I HEAR ABOUT TINASHE OR SEE ANYTHING ANYTHING ABOUT HER ON TWITTER I THINK OF YOU SWOOZ. p.s. how insane would it be if she actually was a big fan of your videos and y'all ACTUALLY met irl 🤧
Well, Mod Melon, me and my friends ship each other and it's actually really fun to us. I understand where you're coming from, but some people find it hilarious.
Look on the bright side Swoozie, you exfoliated for a fake girl but the real girl does exfoliation commercials! You two already have something in common...if you ever meet. Great video!
Hey, Swoozie, I'm really sorry about your catfish/being stood up debacle, but the only think I could think of at the end was....if "Jada" really IS in the UK and not Orlando...I mean, dang I don't even want to imagine the texting/calling charges on your phone right now. DAS LOW. Taking a man's phone for granted. DAS LOW.
Bruh, I drove an hour and a half to meet a girl at a bar after talking to her online and on the phone for a few weeks. When I got there she was beyond wasted, her annoying girl friend was there with her (also wasted), they attempted to ditch me, and when I finally go to sit in a quiet place and talk to her, she started laughing and crying at the same time, told me she was an unlovable alcoholic and legit asked me to please murder her. She begged me saying she wanted to die. But your story is pretty funny.
First rule of online dating. Your boyfriend/girlfriend don't wanna skype you, video call, what ever. Something's up. That's it. There is no way this day in age you cannot skype video call with someone. Literally, everyone has a smartphone with a camera.
So easy to get tricked on the internet. Yes there are beautiful women out there, sadly ANYONE can get a hold of their photos. If there aint video chatting, it aint happenin :P
Thank you for giving me life lessons so I can learn at a young age...#1 thing I'll be telling my kids "I'm going to show you vintage TH-cam videos of one of my favorite you tubers so he can teach you to be hella awesome at school and life"
"The first email I see is from a person named Jada." Me: Holy Jesus what?! O_O My heart skipped a beat, I NEVER hear TH-camrs say my name xD I could not get over all the times he said my name, and he said it RIGHT out of all ways! xD 😂
I almost had a similar experience to you. I met a really cute girl online and we hit it off almost immediately. We were both HUGE nerds who were terrible at flirting. After about a week of talking online and texting, we decided to go see a movie together. I got there about 15 minutes early and waited for her. I ended up waiting 20 minutes after the movie started and she still hadn't shown up. I was both fuming and heartbroken at the same time. Then when I got home, I came into my room, ready to text her an angry rant, when I realized that I had forgotten my phone, it had been on my dresser the whole time and she had left me at least a dozen apology texts saying that the person who was supposed to take her to the movies didn't show. We ended up rescheduling for the following weekend. I've now been dating her for over a year.
If you ever meet someone online, /always/ ask them to skype, meet up, or send in a picture of them with a shoe on their head. It's the given rules of online dating, swooz.
Yup, visual confirmation of their existence early on is crucial to weeding out the catfishers. I met my current girlfriend online and made her send me a timestamp of a custom message written on her hand in order to prove she was real. Happens too often to assume the best, better safe than sorry.
Yeah, you can do a reverse image search on pictures people send. It's really helpful! Also it takes a lot of balls to be so open about something embarrassing which happened fairly recently (at the time of making the vid) and I respect you for that man. You da man
+A maniac.. not a good one. me too! And no matter how many times I rewatch this, I can't stop automatically glancing at my skype in the bottom of my PC xD
sWooZie ....Lol that...Oh my god dude I feel so sorry for you man, you deserve a hug. xD Let me fly down there on my magic carpet..give you some cookies and a damn hug. I know how that shit feels xD Aww you poor dude! I wanna hug ya!
"bout it, bout it?" So that tells me this took place in the early 2000's? Don't think we had reverse image search yet. Doesn't stop anyone though. It's pretty bad on Twitter.
Alright, so I've been putting off commenting this for a while now, dunno why. But I walked into my local massive music shop a few months ago to buy the newest NOW album, and on the shelf I see an album. "Tinashe - Aquarius" I FOUND HER
when I saw the thumbnail, I was like no way, He's dating Tinashe!? and ended up watching the whole vid to find out if he really is dating tinashe, also boy why you dont know who tinashe is? but its ayt, love your vids ♥️
Ouch. I had an online friend who was like this. She posted what was apparently a picture of her (she was really tan). A bit later, she showed me a private picture and she was a completely different person. She was pale white with an emo hairstyle.
That's where he fucked up, esé he should have called me, man - this ain't no game, Holmes. He should have got you to talk to him, and dressed like a trans, man. You gotta' go 100% no 50% nude titties bitties, man. If I was involved I would have tricked you by changing my voice to a sweet young individual, esé. Next thing you know you're on that show 'To Catch A Predator'.
Nope. I game on this PC. Meaning Skype stays off until someone needs to get a hold of me. Plus, for me, unlike many people, my Skype is strictly personal, and occasionally business. Yeah, I know, why the fuck cares. Just giving my excuse for why I did not have to check my Skype.
My Skype actually really did go off about the same time as the sound effect, so I ended up ignoring it and at the end of the vid my friend is messaging me going "ARE YOU THERE??" lmao XD
I met my best friend in the whole world on ROBLOX. Then we upgraded to instagram. Then we upgraded to kik. Then we upgraded to video chatting sometimes. And she and i live in totally different states. But we are going to the same place the day after christmas. Georgia. And we might meet each other! :D I can't WAIT!
"I don't wish bad on people, but I castes a plague on you" LOL
Ay look its that dude I watch scream at demeneted telly tubbies aaaaay
Shane Roberts LOL ayeeeee
CoryxKenshin ayy lmao
OMG HAY CORY
Can u dance to theory of everything 2 or clubstep?
Time to fess up... it was me.
your wrong it was mr chair
secretdude21 Do you even Alex Clark brah? I be watchin his 'bout a girl series errday! No seriously, Alex Clark, you,re awesome. I saw your workout video w/ the cheez-its. XD
I love to alex clark
3
I KNEW ITTTT!!! On the phone I was like 'this kinda sounds like if Alex Clark was a girl and had a British accent'
I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!!!
Lol
+Jennifer Fix IKR XD
"Put down the phone Nev. P-put down the phone!" *bruhhhh i'm dead*
Anne Marie lolololololol
Anne Marie nine no nope get the he'll out of here
My name is nev-an
That was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Did anyone notice the second email was superwoman (lily)
Yep I did
I did!!! #iiSwuperwomanii
Yep, i watched it when it came out xD
lol I didn't notice that thanks ..they should just date n get it on
it says thx 4 helping me with king bach i think
smh she was "too busy" for Colombian Burger... that's when you know, bro...
O.o weird finding you comment here 3rd pew... Hey Has this ever happen to you?
It's Colombian, Like the country... yeah.
c:
THIR D PEW EWEOLWNK
Clearly she was a robot. Turning down Colombian Burger... I mean... who DOES that??
I. EXFOLIATED. FOR. THIS!!!
Gayle Dunn I LOVE YOUR PIC
Camila Morales s
Gayle Dunn lmao ikr ........ikr 😂😂😂😂
VIKTOR
jamless diamond ARMY!
"I casted a plague on you"
*6 years later: Corona Virus*
Am I the only one who notices that in like every girl story he gets stood up?
so true
I did
The stories that end well aren't as fun to talk about, I'd suppose. :P
You're right :') Love your profile pic by the way ! :)
Lol
Do you think the reason she was always awake at 4:30 was because she lived in England?
Marty McFly tru. It be like 11:30 there
@@adamleicester9327 Yeah that's not late
yo that was exactly what i was thinking
MedicBagProductions then y wud she ask out a guy in Orlando
unconTROLLable HD lol watch the vid
I think guys fall for Catfishing the hardest, lol. I literally had a friend with the most suspicious online girlfriend EVER. She could use a computer but couldn't Skype, couldn't call, couldn't text, had a disease, had occasional heart attacks, had a seizure from a spider bite, had amnesia, went into a coma, died, came back to life, AND HE BELIEVED EVERYTHING!!! The poor fool.... Look guys, if she refuses to Skype, RUN. The bullshit will only get worse.
That guy was from South Park episode make love not war
I got catfishes by this girl who liked the stories I write; she made up another person, would text me the same thing from her and the other dude, had him get cancer, amputation, etc., then told me in the same sentence ("I got the one picture of him from a FaceTime call, he sent me a picture of a guy who looks like him from google, I don't know what he looks like." Sad thing is my stupid ass fell for it
Ayuuk I can imagine that excuse "yeah um I died... But I'm alive again.
It's ok baby I believe you" 😂😂
This guy I worked with told me that he got a voicemail from this girl who was saying she wanted to fk him, and when he had me listen to the message it was a guy doing a very bad impression of a girl.. He totally believed it was some girl that wanted to bang him despite the voice, and it being a private number.
She said she’s a girl
G for guy
I for in
R for real
L for life
AYEEEE THAT WAS CLEVER BRUH!
Snowball the bunny thank you
bruh 😂
Ayyyyyyyy
Anf he took that L for Life
you put so much effort into your videos, you're a beast.
you're a god
Callux! Ma man
Fancy finding you here.... ;)
*Jumping freeze frame high five!
All my favourite TH-camrs are here.
Vanish Fagstick I read your name as "Vagina Fagstick"..
You should text her and say "hey there's this concert in town for my favorite artist "tinashe"((or whatever it is😂)) and we should go see it! She looks JUST LIKE YOU!"
2:33 5th Sense? Don’t we already have 5????
@@deshawndonly9563 it was a joke
Exactly
r/woosh
r/whoooosh
Some have six because we can see something before it happens like me
this dude looks like the most buffest guy I watch on TH-cam but he's like the one of the most educational youtuber
"Most buffest"
+Joseph Truong that's the educational level they're at no wonder this guy thinks he's educational
Guys, he's complimenting Swooz. It's not always the grammar that counts.
I remember on Tinder I was talking with this girl who seemed really cute in her photo's, everything was nice and i asked her to go on a date with me. So I drive a full hour just to see this chick, I get to her house, and out comes this fat chick who looks 50 pounds heavier then the pictures. I was really mad. But I didn't wana make her cry so I went on the movie date and dropped her off home, never talked to her again
i would of been like. bitch u crazy
It doesn't really matter what it looks like. Seriously, I can't believe that you're mad about that. However, it was also wrong for her to trick you like that.
Laura Nanney it does, if an fat girl was like hold me. I literally can't do that.
I go to the fukin gym, why can't she?
If shes fat shes probably lazy. i'm lazy too but atleast i care about how i look.
Jyu Viole Grace Well jeez.
Jyu Viole Grace Damn, you're one hell of a catch.
2:30 Batman reference!
Batman animated series... it rarely gets better than THAT!
sWooZie Isn't it like 4 AM where you are? lol you really work around the clock...
LionofJudah Hes waiting for Jada to text him..Oh wait...
LilJosieLeAnn ~ ROTFLOL staring at that phone HARD
sWooZie LMAO! Omg I'm laughing so hard right now i'm crying LOL!
“I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!” 😂😂
Plot twist. She's a 12 year old girl so she cant leave the house
Galactic_Gamer YT FBI OPEN UP!
It was past her curfew.
NEVER EVER date online!
robbbyyy25 Same :D 2 years tho, very happy.
Unfortunately, I agree with you.
robbbyyy25 8 years and she's still just your girlfriend?..
Daryus P. im not very privileged, meaning im broke...care to help? lol
i agree
did you notice that he said he had a 5th sense did he mean 6th sense?
at 232
MissKitty101 ye I think so XD
MissKitty101 that's the joke
Smol Bean well actually maybe more cuz they're is like over 15 senses
He's making a funny...
Either you think he's stupid or it's a joke? What seems more likely?
Swoozie: “Girl with American accents can get it too, and by “it” I mean cuddles”
Me: Not gonna lie, you got me in the first half.
Hey guys! If You get a new request on facebook from a girl or a guy that You don't just double check with google :) what You do is open google images then open that new person picture click once, do not let go, and drag onto google images (the place where You would write somethin). It should convert that picture into a link (random letter/number) and google would give You all of the info that is connected to the foto :) It helped me so It will help You! :)
OMG! IS IT ACTUALLY YOU!? OMG you watch swoozie videos too? I'm gonna die right now. I love you haha. You're one of my favorite youtubers. And watching swoozie just makes you even more perf 😍😍
p.s. just created a video ^^ if someone did not understand it I made visual :o
OR you right click the image (in chrome at least) and select "search google for this image".
That really good to know. I didn't know you could do that.
***** Yeah they would.
I had a date on club penguin once
No... Just....no
***** Been there done that
Now kids are dating on this game called AnimalJam...
I remember being 10 and playing on the 'old' before Disney owned it Club Penguin. I went back on and see these things called 'pookies,Mumus,dadas,and biggy'? What did miss?
aximenav omg I hate that game
Shit... People can be so cruel. He EXFOLIATED for you girl!
Wow over 105 Likes! Thanks Guys!
BROOOO OMG . EVERYTIME I HEAR ABOUT TINASHE OR SEE ANYTHING ANYTHING ABOUT HER ON TWITTER I THINK OF YOU SWOOZ. p.s. how insane would it be if she actually was a big fan of your videos and y'all ACTUALLY met irl 🤧
Your first mistake was not Skyping or video chatting with them. It's so easy not to be catfished now days
He said she didn't have Skype in the video....(at 2:53)
Zaimah Alam The usual Catfish story
Insert Clickbate Yep
You always gotfts snapchat and shit first
funny how on 0:07, the second person is lilly............... *cough* ship it *cough*
same
dude, don't ship actual people with each other, it's creepy and they aren't fictional characters, they have feelings
Well, Mod Melon, me and my friends ship each other and it's actually really fun to us. I understand where you're coming from, but some people find it hilarious.
most people don't tho
jitney
lol
Look on the bright side Swoozie, you exfoliated for a fake girl but the real girl does exfoliation commercials! You two already have something in common...if you ever meet. Great video!
0:47 "British Accent and Australian Accent are my Kryptonite"
Same here Bro
Fresh Tech Productions mine is a Swedish accent
Mine are Latino accents
@Redsybis nobody says that though
@Redsybis oh lol I guess I missed the joke
Same
Hey, Swoozie, I'm really sorry about your catfish/being stood up debacle, but the only think I could think of at the end was....if "Jada" really IS in the UK and not Orlando...I mean, dang I don't even want to imagine the texting/calling charges on your phone right now. DAS LOW. Taking a man's phone for granted. DAS LOW.
Lol! I was thinking the same thing!
I'm pretty sure they were using whatsapp? According to the video that is. But if it was his phone, in agree with you! :/
Swoozie mentioned What'sApp so they I guess they used that.
molls ily
Thats why she only tested at 1 am she was in London at 1 am there is like 8am here we are 7 hours in front of Orlando
Bruh, I drove an hour and a half to meet a girl at a bar after talking to her online and on the phone for a few weeks. When I got there she was beyond wasted, her annoying girl friend was there with her (also wasted), they attempted to ditch me, and when I finally go to sit in a quiet place and talk to her, she started laughing and crying at the same time, told me she was an unlovable alcoholic and legit asked me to please murder her. She begged me saying she wanted to die. But your story is pretty funny.
+MrTomservo85 GF MATERIAL! Lmao no but thats crazy
My sis is name Jada but she is not a adult
First rule of online dating.
Your boyfriend/girlfriend don't wanna skype you, video call, what ever.
Something's up. That's it.
There is no way this day in age you cannot skype video call with someone.
Literally, everyone has a smartphone with a camera.
I mean, if you don't have a smart phone.
You can use your friend's smart phone. Or a webcam from your friend's. You know.
8')
ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ Then you use a friends or hell even a library computer would work dude there is no excuse now xD
ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ a decent webcam is 20 bucks at walmart/staples/bestbuy go babysit 1 night for a neighbor and bam
I actually just have a pretty low self esteem and I'm afraid to video chat o.e I don't even like taking pictures
lovefamilyandfreinds omg me too!! and then when I don't videochat or send a picture I get called fake and have no fiends !! ;-; its horrible
"I EXFOHliated for this😡"
lol I've been back in Canada for 4 months and I haven't changed my number from my USA number.
You aint hitting anyone up so theres no reason to change.
YoungPlutus
S
So easy to get tricked on the internet. Yes there are beautiful women out there, sadly ANYONE can get a hold of their photos. If there aint video chatting, it aint happenin :P
TRUTH
Oxycominum sure, as it happens i stayed here for the allstar tournament of league of legends...where you wanna meet up?
Love the shoutout to my queen Lilly in the email list!
When you did a shout out 4 years ago and no one cared. Only to have people making the same comment years later having people notice it.
Look at her profile picture 😀
"And this Tinashe girl? SHE DIDN'T HAVE...A BRITISH ACCENT...GAVNAH!" LMAO
"Standing people up is what's hot in the streets right now?" digging that line. lol
Still a better love story than Twilight.
***** You made my day...
XD
YES
***** Totally
Twilight sucks
Anyone else notice SUPERWOMEN was on his email list?!?! :O omg!!
***** yeah they are people even ship them i find it cute
Yes, I was about to comment that!!
I KNOW RIGHT!!!! I scrolled down to the comments just to write that then i saw ur comment hehe :p
I ship it ☺️
I ship Lily with Connor Franta ;)
YOU GOT CATFISHED!!! I'm sorry dude that's gotta hurt 😬
It does hurt
Thank you for giving me life lessons so I can learn at a young age...#1 thing I'll be telling my kids "I'm going to show you vintage TH-cam videos of one of my favorite you tubers so he can teach you to be hella awesome at school and life"
I'm honored by such a comment. Thanks RS! I'll give ur future kids a shoutout lol
0:07 LILLY SINGH!? SUPERWOMAN!
its fake. get over it
KrayKray KK
kraykray kk?
more like the kkk
racist
MANGOsmoothie um how is that rasist!!! I don't want to be rasist! 😢😢😢
KrayKray KK You're like, 12. Get off the internet.
Dee Rugs OK I will when aliens live on earth.
i was looking at the thumbnail like "girl... that's tinashe... 🤔"
KeySin she's a musician
Moisés Duarte BAhahahaha saaameeee
Moisés Duarte nan it's Sasha Banks
oof NvM
Moisés Duarte SAMEEEEEEEEE
"The first email I see is from a person named Jada."
Me: Holy Jesus what?! O_O
My heart skipped a beat, I NEVER hear TH-camrs say my name xD
I could not get over all the times he said my name, and he said it RIGHT out of all ways! xD 😂
:3
send the swoozie squad out first bro, we'll do a background check.
This is why you don't online date
Thaaaaank you.
I met my boyfriend online. We've been shacking up for five years now. Online dating isn't always a scam! Lol
Sammantha Taylor
Hey, more power to ya :)
One person was online
dating and when they met them the guy was 7!
Clockeh♥
HOLY MOLI.... ._.
I need one of those "six senses", man😂
It was his Fifth sense he said 😂😂
it was the olfaction
Was just about to say that
i have one
Mrs. 1D I have 69 senses
TINASHE😩😍
@Michael Parissi lol
who is she?
MR. JMXHD Tinashe
Michael Parissi ok and she has more talent than your favorite mumble rapper.
I almost had a similar experience to you. I met a really cute girl online and we hit it off almost immediately. We were both HUGE nerds who were terrible at flirting. After about a week of talking online and texting, we decided to go see a movie together. I got there about 15 minutes early and waited for her. I ended up waiting 20 minutes after the movie started and she still hadn't shown up. I was both fuming and heartbroken at the same time. Then when I got home, I came into my room, ready to text her an angry rant, when I realized that I had forgotten my phone, it had been on my dresser the whole time and she had left me at least a dozen apology texts saying that the person who was supposed to take her to the movies didn't show. We ended up rescheduling for the following weekend.
I've now been dating her for over a year.
If you ever meet someone online, /always/ ask them to skype, meet up, or send in a picture of them with a shoe on their head. It's the given rules of online dating, swooz.
I agree. Especially a pic with a shoe or something on your head cause they might have gotten a pic from the Internet. Smart thinking :)
Yup, visual confirmation of their existence early on is crucial to weeding out the catfishers. I met my current girlfriend online and made her send me a timestamp of a custom message written on her hand in order to prove she was real. Happens too often to assume the best, better safe than sorry.
Or tell them to send a video saying your name!
SwooZie you have 5 senses anyway...
That's the joke...
baaad make some better ones
View photoos of s*xу singles in yooour aareaaa => twitter.com/e9d8733db5b2aea5f/status/801992405775826944 MMMMy Еmbarrassing OOnline Dating Story
+princess totouro rude you couldn't do any better so shut up
...
CAT FISH SON
Yeah, you can do a reverse image search on pictures people send. It's really helpful! Also it takes a lot of balls to be so open about something embarrassing which happened fairly recently (at the time of making the vid) and I respect you for that man. You da man
The first email for her said Eyes Nose Lips.... did anyone else have a slight Taeyang moment whilst reading that?
Yasssss! I actually started singing...ahem.
I started singing it!!!!
meeeee
yas
+Chloe Price sameee omg
I like how Tinashe is a pretty big deal now. She was relatively unknown when this video was made.
2:53 who else thought their skype went off?
me :3
+A maniac.. not a good one. me too! And no matter how many times I rewatch this, I can't stop automatically glancing at my skype in the bottom of my PC xD
+_yimxK | A simple Harry. i did, i was like, "who msged me?, wait what?" then i replayed the video, and i was like: :O kiddin me bruh
*raises hand*
was thinking of commenting the same thing >:[
Ugh...TH-cam added an annoying sound every time you like a comment.
Airborne Really, let me test it out on yours!
almost had me. you're very clever.
you sly dog...i like you
nice try
Said a million people before you, yep you're unoriginal as fuck GO AWAY NOW, SHOOO BEGONE!
already have 5 senses swoozie. Try the 6th sense.
That's the joke
it's a joke .. I thought He was referencing mean girls Lol
soulaima ben khelifa oh...
well now i feel stupid...
+Hayden Graves you guys realize straight dudes don't watch that movie right??
Technically, there are way more than five senses (the five you know are just the main five)
I'm a nerd
2:39 Uhh.. U have 5 senses
So do I! Pretty neat, huh?
Lol
I'm certain he said 5 on purpose. xD
not hellen keller
We actually have like 21 senses...
Just saying. (> _
Otaku Gamer I think that is the correct amount.
But they are not like spidey sense or what ever.
They are common senses.
I remember that South Park episode
Great story, sWooZie! Now you need to find that singer and see if she's single! :)
Found her. Or at least i "think" its here lol jk
Well here's to hoping it works out! (Or not because your girl stories are hilarious!)
sWooZie ....Lol that...Oh my god dude I feel so sorry for you man, you deserve a hug. xD Let me fly down there on my magic carpet..give you some cookies and a damn hug. I know how that shit feels xD Aww you poor dude! I wanna hug ya!
You said you wanted to hug Adande like 3 times... XD I would too! ;3
Maily Nguyen DX Because he deserves it!! He deserves 100 hugs and 500 cookies o-o...
Hey Swoozie, this is Nev from MTV's Catfish. You have a minute?
Now Swoozie, you should really get to know the real Tinashe because she is where it is at!
Hotter than Queen Bey. Now that's a compliment.
I never give my number out to randoms because I did that ONCE and he called me every hour offering to take me to his church.
Watch Swoozie meet Tinashe now. Cause that's how life goes when you're Swoozie.
I should never have left you waiting....
"bout it, bout it?" So that tells me this took place in the early 2000's? Don't think we had reverse image search yet. Doesn't stop anyone though. It's pretty bad on Twitter.
Swoozie: sometimes I just get a fifth sense.
Me: realizes we already have 5 senses.
I hate when people say they love British accents. For example, some one from Swansea in Wales will sound nothing like some one form North London.
It's like saying you like American accents. You mean western - Hollywood accents, not american. But it's all related.
I only have a Australian accent, i really want the British accent though ;~;
KettiexD Did I offend you?
ScottishTurkey538
Nah, I'm agreeing with you
KettiexD Just delete your account. Just delete it.
Alright, so I've been putting off commenting this for a while now, dunno why. But I walked into my local massive music shop a few months ago to buy the newest NOW album, and on the shelf I see an album. "Tinashe - Aquarius"
I FOUND HER
Sueycrazy she's actually popular now, she had a top 20 hit and her album charted high too
Sueycrazy Omy my gosh I love that album! Its really good
The thumbnail got me to click in .2 seconds
Because Tinashe fucking slays
Zaneta Wilkinson
nyxtingale factsss
nyxtingale fax
Not me only the title
when I saw the thumbnail, I was like no way, He's dating Tinashe!? and ended up watching the whole vid to find out if he really is dating tinashe, also boy why you dont know who tinashe is? but its ayt, love your vids ♥️
Sishamani to be fair, he posted this in 2014 before she super duper blew up so i feel for him
Damn, I saw the pictures and really thought you'd been talking to Tinashe
OMG TINASHE MY QUEEEEEN
taste touch sight hearing and smelling.
which one of those is your 5th sense, batman?
Lol
ikr!
All of them.
Technoloking His 5th sense is "Batman Sense", only black people have it.
You know there is actually over 20 different sences your body can do but we r used to the main 5 seances [ idc if u don't care ]
0:19 lilly singh “ thanks 4 helping me w king “ was she the girl from the trust issues video???
2:53 DAMN YOU! YOU MADE ME THINK I HAVE FRIENDS!
IceSanta LOL SAME!!!
IceSanta lol same
How did u not know who TINASHE was😂😂🤷🏾♂️
This was 2014. ur late by like 3 years
123 456 Hey buddy, we're all late here.
Yeah Tinashe is as bad as it gets....! she only 25 holy f***
Bro_lansky
Even I don't know who she is
ʇɹɐǝɥ ɐɹʇɔǝןǝ cause you wack lol
when the skype notification sound came up I actually thought someone messaged me
It was Jada LOL !
***** you make a fine point
i got a whats-app msg whiles one of the text animations was happening
0:19 is that the same King from the Girlfriend trust issues video?
Lel I never online dated. Only on Club Penguin when I was like 7.
Lol me Tito and ur a penguin on ur account
same lol
No wonder Gunther. No wonder....
Ouch. I had an online friend who was like this. She posted what was apparently a picture of her (she was really tan). A bit later, she showed me a private picture and she was a completely different person. She was pale white with an emo hairstyle.
She claimed the first picture was her "sister". XP
Or her mom....
XxPonyMusicxX If you 13.
That's where he fucked up, esé he should have called me, man - this ain't no game, Holmes. He should have got you to talk to him, and dressed like a trans, man. You gotta' go 100% no 50% nude titties bitties, man. If I was involved I would have tricked you by changing my voice to a sweet young individual, esé. Next thing you know you're on that show 'To Catch A Predator'.
Anyone else think their skype went off when he put in the sound effect? :P
Nope. I game on this PC. Meaning Skype stays off until someone needs to get a hold of me. Plus, for me, unlike many people, my Skype is strictly personal, and occasionally business. Yeah, I know, why the fuck cares. Just giving my excuse for why I did not have to check my Skype.
yes, i had to look at my Skype when he said that. of course thats when i remembered, i had it on Do Not Disturb cause i got a friend over -.- fml lol
My Skype actually really did go off about the same time as the sound effect, so I ended up ignoring it and at the end of the vid my friend is messaging me going "ARE YOU THERE??" lmao XD
bluegynger haha oops, i probably would have done the same thing xD
yup
and its weird considering i havent used skype in like 2 years
2:33 SCARED ME SO MUCH I SCREAMED!
" Is you bout it bout it?" 😂😂
your stories are soooooo interesting.
Lol when the skype sound effect went off I looked at my skype. Funny and sad hahahaha awawaw *starts crying*
same...
0:21, i just realized, could that second text be a foreshadowing for the "Girlfriend Trust Issues" made 3 years after this one? or am i tripping????
Wow sWooZie you're always getting stood up a lot yeah your chakras must be good
Matakiyostu Senju I can rasengan
DeluxeKnight 75 then let's hit them with a Rasenshuriken
Nah use the chidori like kakashi so you can get the girl's heart for sure
We have all been there. I can't even share my story out of embarrassment but it was very similar. Thanks for making me feel better about mine Swoozie.
I haven't been there, and I've met 3 people online. You just have to get proof that they're real beforehand.
Right click image> Search Google for this Image
“And she didn’t have a British accent! Guvna!” 😂
I live in Orlando
Btw stay safe in da hurricane
RiskyRiders
I hope it missed you
U good?
I met my best friend in the whole world on ROBLOX. Then we upgraded to instagram. Then we upgraded to kik. Then we upgraded to video chatting sometimes. And she and i live in totally different states. But we are going to the same place the day after christmas. Georgia. And we might meet each other! :D I can't WAIT!
Good luck! :)
Must be a good Christmas present :)
I'm sorry, were you expecting a reaction from me?
did yall see each other im curious (•-•)
Lol, he deleted his comment so it because he was scared of me :p
Shoutout to everybody who got school in a few hours. Get off of the computer and study for those finals!
Poor Swoozie he gets stood up sooooo much! He’s such a nice guy like whyyyy
did anyone see SUPERWOMAN ? :D YAY!
Ya :D
The ship started sailing a long time a go :D. YAY!
Yep lol
I SAWWW HERRR!!! :D
loool i wonder if she was tryna hit him up