Louis C.K - If Murder Was Legal

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  • @sarabestaatal
    @sarabestaatal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2918

    I thought this was a ted talk when I clicked the video lol

    • @k1ngmackdaddy447
      @k1ngmackdaddy447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Is it not?

    • @genesismartinez6867
      @genesismartinez6867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      K1NG Mackdaddy lmaooo same but no he’s a comedian

    • @AlaKernel
      @AlaKernel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      So much better than most of the recent ted talks .

    • @AbelleveMe
      @AbelleveMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ted talk for the twisted lmao. Love this guy

    • @rxtp17
      @rxtp17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Best. Comment. Ever. Well played.

  • @zipgow
    @zipgow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    Very few people would try to get famous.

    • @therendzi
      @therendzi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      People would become famous for not murdering anyone.

    • @experiencerocks
      @experiencerocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PREEEEEEACHHHH!

    • @CGBalla1014
      @CGBalla1014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Rendzi then be murdered for it

    • @sterlingsilver5937
      @sterlingsilver5937 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @mecanwinmac2796
      @mecanwinmac2796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      False. Look at the Paul brothera. They try real hard every day.

  • @krocialblack
    @krocialblack 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4640

    If The Purge was written directed by this guy, maybe people would actually like it.

    • @mattjobson6180
      @mattjobson6180 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      shots fired.

    • @divineshadow-gathererofmag7710
      @divineshadow-gathererofmag7710 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      tanks aiming at the white house.

    • @missionpupa
      @missionpupa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The purge was a great movie, why do you think they made so many sequels? Because they were making tons of money. But dont expect an Oscar nomination, its not that kind of movie you prude.

    • @missionpupa
      @missionpupa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Anthony Salerno I dont go the cinemas to expect greatness. I would read a book if thats what I wanted. I go to the cinemas to be entertained. And the most entertaining movies have sequels, they have sequels because theyre profitable. Theyre profitable because people watch them, people watch them because theyre entertaining.

    • @weirdskyreallyweird.5519
      @weirdskyreallyweird.5519 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh it was an ok movie. Interesting concept and kinda scary at times.

  • @davidbuschhorn6539
    @davidbuschhorn6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    People would drive so nice and politely on the road.

    • @baburao87
      @baburao87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Or maybe they would not, as they wouldn't care if they run someone over.😄

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kinda true but they wouldnt just want to damage their car on purpose. 🤔

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      David Buschhorn and use their fucking turn signals

    • @ashantinyongo7632
      @ashantinyongo7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There’d be a lot more highway drive by shootings

    • @FloorGorilla
      @FloorGorilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The State of Arizona has entered the chat.

  • @aas8994
    @aas8994 11 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    "Oh shit they had a camera there" LMAO

    • @sadisticgirl_
      @sadisticgirl_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I READ IT AS KARMA LOL

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would've added " WHAT?! I have to go to court and miss a day of work?!
      I can't just pay the fine online?!"

    • @mynameistrd6841
      @mynameistrd6841 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get this one. what does he mean by that? :))

    • @mattk750
      @mattk750 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I audibly laughed out loud

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mynameistrd6841 it’s referencing laws like traffic laws where street cameras or traffic light cameras will catch you if you run a red light or are parking in an illegal spot?

  • @crons79
    @crons79 11 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    I love how in Louis Ck's world there is no laws for murder, but there is laws for cleaning up after the murder.

    • @nickevers9263
      @nickevers9263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Well that’s just manners

    • @randomswedishdude
      @randomswedishdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The environment is important!

    • @whoever_81
      @whoever_81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well... that's the joke. You love the joke I guess.

    • @ahappysoul1532
      @ahappysoul1532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is soo funny... Died... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @matthale8090
      @matthale8090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well hes a bright dude 😆 hes thinking logically lol

  • @pauldowner1
    @pauldowner1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    If murder was legal.. I would be dead by now :|

    • @Fraggr92
      @Fraggr92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Most of us would be.

    • @sadisticgirl_
      @sadisticgirl_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would be murdered and wouldn't even know why the guy don't like me 😂 or maybe that's anxiety talking 🤔

    • @spaceoutmisfit1738
      @spaceoutmisfit1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      only the crazy criminal would be alive

    • @alexeiharp7676
      @alexeiharp7676 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't wanna know you

    • @alexeiharp7676
      @alexeiharp7676 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pauldowner1???

  • @mfboom3055
    @mfboom3055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    can we just talk about how every second of this special was pure comedy gold? scandals aside, this dude is really excellent at stand up.

    • @melissadouglas570
      @melissadouglas570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I still don’t get the scandal regarding this guy. Maybe I don’t know the whole story, did he actually assault someone under the law, or was it that he did something that made them feel uncomfortable and they didn’t address it? I was under the impression that there was a group of people hanging out together, not in a public setting, and he jerked off in front of them.

    • @bluceree7312
      @bluceree7312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@mfboom3055 I don't think he should be banished for ever for what he did, and we are the ones losing out when Louie C.K. is not providing content any more. He should be allowed back sooner rather than later. There are a lot worse offenders out in public - hint: 45!
      PS: Yes, there was no assault. Yes, they could have said no. Yes, they could have left. But he shouldn't have jerked off in front of anyone. The perception that he was using his "power" as a successful comedian/writer/producer/director in the business might have stopped them from leaving for fear of repercussions and retribution. This is what he apologized for.

    • @Elonpocalyps420
      @Elonpocalyps420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Andry Sqverill so if you’ve worked hard at your craft your whole life, suffering the entire time almost, which is known with Louis cuz he’s a late bloomer, and then you finally made it in the business and have some money and power, your sexuality is taken away from you just like that? Those lgbt quasi sjw supporters who claim to be liberal are the biggest suppressors of sexual freedom out there. Basically he was cancelled cuz he was horny. There’s nothing bad he did else. He asked for consent and got it. You’re not even supposed to ask? What if those women actually wanted to fuck Louis? Suppose that they would have consensually liked to fuck him. What those people are saying is that that could happed only if the women would literally jump on Louis without talking about it and fucked. If Louis says anything though, it’s abusing his “power” for personal gain. If this isn’t just plainly women trying to get more power in society just for the sake of power I don’t know what is. Just like big brother. Power for the sake of power. Not for equality. A powerful woman can ask a young admirer of her craft for sex and nothing would happen if that kid later said he didn’t like it. They would scream at him saying he should shut up cuz he got lucky in the first place. And those women should also shut up about it, you can tell your friends that Louis jerks off weirdly and shit, but abusing his power? Man fuck that

    • @bluceree7312
      @bluceree7312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Elonpocalyps420 Yes, I agree. This is what HE appologised for.
      There is a very thin line between taking it too far like you desicribe and living life normally like millions do each day. Louis is on that line. I think he should be allowed back. His punishment does not fit his "crime".

    • @melissadouglas570
      @melissadouglas570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BlissBayBay
      I have been to some crazy parties in my day, both men and women exposed themselves (usually it was the women). The equality I support means taking responsibility for that behavior too. I feel sad that our culture seems to be swinging so far in the opposite direction and as a result all adult consensual fun might be lost in the process.
      I’ve learned a bit more about what supposedly happened, and apparently the problem was that Louis was in a position of power, creating an atmosphere where the person didn’t feel she could speak out about her feelings. That sucks, because he and those in power need to recognize their positions of authority and the responsibility such privilege entails. On balance though, others need to acknowledge their own membership within any group and that group’s mores, and should they respect fellow members of a group, it is incumbent upon them to make any wronged feelings known so there is an opportunity to right whatever behavior preceded them.
      Thank you for your initial comment; it lead to some great discussion.

  • @darlymh
    @darlymh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    “If murder was legal, or maybe just a misdemeanor”

  • @Omgitszackk
    @Omgitszackk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Best part: "Shut up Janet pfffff"

    • @hermask815
      @hermask815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When did the switch from Janet to Karen happen? Nowadays it would have been Karen.....

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...or Kevin.
      South Park.
      "Kevin... Dammit."

    • @ni007ck4
      @ni007ck4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Shut up Meg !!

    • @SS-pq9ci
      @SS-pq9ci 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So it's Janet? I would have guessed it's written Jeanette or something

    • @vermilionrubin
      @vermilionrubin 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He doesn't kill the one he deemed a creep, but offs Janet for not disliking the 'creep'

  • @rfeyman3682
    @rfeyman3682 10 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Well bosses would have to be replaced on a regular basis!!!
    "I realize you have been working hard, but there isn't enough money in the budget for..." BANG! BANG! BANG!

    • @ExoticFireGirl
      @ExoticFireGirl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That felt good just reading it huh ^^

    • @rfeyman3682
      @rfeyman3682 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ExoticFireGirl
      Who doesn't want to murder their boss?

    • @ExoticFireGirl
      @ExoticFireGirl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R Feyman
      hippies?

    • @vp1799
      @vp1799 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R Feyman
      I wouldn't
      I'll just torture till he die of natural(obvious) causes.

    • @rfeyman3682
      @rfeyman3682 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good point - a quick death is too kind for most bosses. I would start with something small such as icyhot on the genitals and then move up to pulling out teeth and fingernails.

  • @spartan1010101
    @spartan1010101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    Murder laws keeps all the quiet ones at bay

  • @marshallpo6414
    @marshallpo6414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "Clean up aisle 6. We got a dead kid"

    • @suoerfucker2000
      @suoerfucker2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Whaaaaat but i don't feel like doing iiiiiiittt...Hey Tom why don't you do i-"
      "Shut up Josh 🔫"

    • @nickevers9263
      @nickevers9263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But then who’s gonna clean up josh? You’ll run out of bullets before you solve that causality train

  • @satevo462
    @satevo462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "in which case you can just leave them in the bag" That has to be my favorite Louis CK joke. Gets me every single time.

  • @TheMemorySense
    @TheMemorySense 11 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I've never really thought of it as dark. I rather think Louis is putting a light in a dark place with laughter. It sounds corny but seriously, think about it. Once people accept that humanity is imperfect and humans are not amazing creatures in the slightest bit, I think we will be a happier, more peaceful animal.

    • @xCoffeeNWeedx
      @xCoffeeNWeedx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow. Great way to put it. 👏
      Not dark humor, but putting light in a dark place.

  • @SgtLeroy2609
    @SgtLeroy2609 11 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Perhaps this is where they got the idea for "The Purge". lol

  • @1119nj
    @1119nj 10 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Just imagine the average rush hour in NYC, LA, Atlanta or Chicago if murder was legal. Going to work would be a lot more fun.

    • @thetruth5084
      @thetruth5084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You wouldn't make it to work, you'd be dead. You're not fucking rambo.

    • @Fraggr92
      @Fraggr92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There wouldn't be much difference. I mean now the streets are clogged up with cars that have living people in them, where as if murder was legal then the streets would just be clogged up with cars that had dead people in them. So if anything the current system is actually better since you can at least expect cars with living drivers to EVENTUALLY move. :D

    • @Ali-cv5ng
      @Ali-cv5ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah just carry a light machine gun, aim forward, and spray and pray

    • @baxakk7374
      @baxakk7374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fraggr92 But the population would eventually stabilize at a sustainable level with no clogging up.

    • @Fraggr92
      @Fraggr92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@baxakk7374 Bold of you to assume that people would eventually stop murdering each other.

  • @darkzero992
    @darkzero992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Louis can go really dark. He could have made this much funnier if he wanted to but probably restricted himself.

    • @MarceloRomero360
      @MarceloRomero360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A comedian restricting himself from being too funny? Going dark is what makes him funny. C'mon now.

  • @unclebackseat6756
    @unclebackseat6756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Louis always simulates and finishes an idea to the absolute end, what a legend

    • @fatimaamerson3232
      @fatimaamerson3232 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes into completion without question. Human nature. # SPIRIT IN HUMAN EXSISTANCE .... # Evolution!

  • @gregblair9563
    @gregblair9563 11 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    That would make the phrase, "My parents are gonna kill me!" take on a whole other meaning.

  • @goinbonkers972
    @goinbonkers972 10 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    *I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT*

  • @Mant1s_Toboggan_MD
    @Mant1s_Toboggan_MD 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It's true. Carlin (who is awesome btw) has a much more negative style. Louie sounds negative but he actually talks a lot about how great life is. They are both great comedians who have brought me many hours of laughter.

  • @BittenMitten
    @BittenMitten 11 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "that was a string of bad thoughts all in a row right there."

    • @evangalisky1287
      @evangalisky1287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hey man, do u remember leaving this comment? come in back and enjoy the video

    • @PinkyMinions
      @PinkyMinions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@evangalisky1287 legend

    • @MDMAx
      @MDMAx หลายเดือนก่อน

      statistically OP could be dead by now. internet ia full of commenta from dead people.

  • @zbuffered
    @zbuffered 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love Louis CK but this is the hardest I've laughed at his jokes. Kudos sir, you have no fear.

  • @chase_h.01
    @chase_h.01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If murder was legal, people would be a lot nicer to each other.

    • @sepultura7771
      @sepultura7771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chase H. Maybe,but it would create a society completely filled with fear.Yes there’s a lot of fear out there now,but it would be intensely multiplied by everyone being afraid of being murdered over the smallest thing or maybe even nothing

  • @ShankYouKindly
    @ShankYouKindly 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The end of this is ridiculously funny on so many levels

  • @Wandrng_drifter
    @Wandrng_drifter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Not even a hooker 🤨 c’mon live a life” 🤣🤣

  • @sailbatten2056
    @sailbatten2056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "or a misdemeanor". Every nuance of this guy is delivery-GENIUS!

  • @alberworld6579
    @alberworld6579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy is awesome

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how rather than bail when it started getting ugly, he just kept going as far as he could with it. Comedians who do that are the best comedians.

  • @hyperbolicraider4848
    @hyperbolicraider4848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    And the purge films are like
    “What would happen if murder is legal?”
    Everyone would murder someone

  • @Th3D4ginat0r
    @Th3D4ginat0r 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "ah shit they had a camera there" lmao

  • @shamsam4
    @shamsam4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Still might be the best comedian ever. Definitely in the running.

    • @nickevers9263
      @nickevers9263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Him and burr are both genius

    • @SenorJuan2023
      @SenorJuan2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't go that far, but I do like how he goes places other comics don't/won't go.

    • @aymanehrouch
      @aymanehrouch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SenorJuan2023who do you think would compete?

    • @SenorJuan2023
      @SenorJuan2023 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aymanehrouch There are many great comics.

  • @cuartodeagua4653
    @cuartodeagua4653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Louis C.K.: the comedian I didn't know I needed

  • @TheYodalayeehoo77
    @TheYodalayeehoo77 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    if murder was legal i'd be a fuckin' real life joker. HAHAHA!!!

  • @branon6565
    @branon6565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have at least 15 names that immediately pop into my head every time I think we should have "the purge" be a real thing....

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's all???
      I'm at..... NO COMMENT!!!!
      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LucasRodmo
      @LucasRodmo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a lot. I think like 5 or 6 at most.
      But If I would consider politicians... And considering that I live in Brazil...
      WOW like 2,000 people or something

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A couple of dictators, one insufferable criminal I personally know...

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too! And 16 of them are politicians.

  • @petanicipanas4212
    @petanicipanas4212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Louis CK is king of dark comedy 😄😄

  • @CmdrShepardsPie
    @CmdrShepardsPie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had me at “leave them in the bag”

  • @Hirnlego999
    @Hirnlego999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Actually it's not so easy to kill...just watch the documentary "the truth about killing".

  • @904Anonymous
    @904Anonymous 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dark depths he's willing to travel to....very very few comedians would have the balls to follow along. He's truly a generational comedian.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't read much do you?

  • @tobeornottobe5611
    @tobeornottobe5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I hope Louis' exile ends soon. Seriously the best stand up comedian of all time.

    • @freddyjayboy
      @freddyjayboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I might be mistaken, but I think he's doing a gig in Norway this year. Or did.

    • @giorus
      @giorus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@freddyjayboy That's literally the definition of exile: the state of being barred from one's native country, typically for political or punitive reasons.

    • @freddyjayboy
      @freddyjayboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@giorus That is true. I remember some newspapers wrote that he was testing some new material. It could also be that the big promoters or comedy agencies stopped collab with him.

    • @SkuIIKn1ght
      @SkuIIKn1ght 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here, his punishment super outweighed the "crime".

    • @shannakelly490
      @shannakelly490 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@giorus and here in 2022, he's doing shows in Ukraine.

  • @IbrahimSiawash
    @IbrahimSiawash 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Posting in 2021 and I miss him a lot.

  • @itkojecockot
    @itkojecockot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    dude, murder IS legal...... you just have to call it "abortion" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @adminsaify
      @adminsaify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah ah ah ah ah XD!

    • @ryk1265
      @ryk1265 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure if it's murder but there's a lot of dying going on between your ears....... and it's called BRA
      iN CELLS!

  • @jcd221
    @jcd221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Murder is the case that they gave me” - Snoop Dogg

  • @LastFanStanding12
    @LastFanStanding12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like I could do a PhD thesis on this bit

  • @sahalanimation
    @sahalanimation 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gosh ,his materials are just getting darker and darker...hahahahahaha love this guy

    • @juileb197473051
      @juileb197473051 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      is he getting drunker and drunker?

  • @ipelengmathabe3702
    @ipelengmathabe3702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You can tell he's actually thought about murdering someone maybe even going as far as planning it out but realised that the risk was too high

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haven't we all?

    • @ArticleReaderRandy
      @ArticleReaderRandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how tf can you tell that...

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ArticleReaderRandy he's speaking for himself

  • @probabletruth5511
    @probabletruth5511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actually, society would be polite, and etiquette would be restored. People killed each other all the time via dueling until about 100 years ago. That's why etiquette was a thing, so you didn't piss anyone off.

  • @ethanvance8585
    @ethanvance8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this may actually benefit society, everyone would be way nicer so they don't get murdered, bosses would be nicer, politicians will have to actually do something helpful. There would be less repeat criminals because we would just murder them after the first time the commit a crime. i see no downside to this

    • @geekgirlsreviews5978
      @geekgirlsreviews5978 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      unless the person a pretty bad ass murders with a crew

    • @drakez341
      @drakez341 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's one way to achieve communism

  • @darthboti
    @darthboti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

  • @roughdraught153
    @roughdraught153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm an English teacher and I'm planning on using this clip next time I have to teach "Crime and Punishment".

  • @jisookim6904
    @jisookim6904 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well, that's one way to get rid of the overpopulation problem.

  • @d4lep0ro
    @d4lep0ro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    we miss you Louis

  • @YoungWarZ66
    @YoungWarZ66 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the best of all time

  • @khaelstorm2552
    @khaelstorm2552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well. No child left behind.

  • @joeyjoz
    @joeyjoz 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If murder was legal, Dexter would just be yet another reality tv show.

  • @nathanielriesterer9103
    @nathanielriesterer9103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was strange;all the people just laughing at the idea of murdering.

  • @116Bears
    @116Bears 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite bit from the new stuff.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of Louis's best bits. By the time he shot Oh My God he was cresting a wave, which generally means critics saying, "His older stuff is better". But there are several bits in Oh My God that are as good as anything else before or since.

    • @vasvas8914
      @vasvas8914 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is his best one imho (along with Sincerely)

  • @Karynthian
    @Karynthian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What of murder was legal but manslaughter wasn't - like if you murdered someone then nothing but if you killed someone by accident, boom you go to jail. And then you have to prove in court that it *wasn't* an accident

  • @lvjj702
    @lvjj702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Murder is legal... in the Army! Just saying! Contact your local recruiter and join today

  • @rickyb533
    @rickyb533 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Louie is AWESOME!

  • @smc1942
    @smc1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even if murder were legal....
    ....I'm sure I'd be over the daily limit.
    "Sir, you're allowed three per day. And you have.... seventeen in possession. At $5 each, that's a $70 fine. You can mail that in, or contest it in court."
    Me, "Okay. Can you make change for a $100, or should I just go kill 6 more?"
    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesk3612
    @jamesk3612 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Louis is missing the fact that murder is legal, you just need to join the military.

  • @mauritiusdunfagel9473
    @mauritiusdunfagel9473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He knows human nature all too well. It’s scary.

    • @aazreaal
      @aazreaal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love the guy's humor, but some of it was a little t o o on the nose given his recent sex related offenses.

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aazreaal another famous man who is also a sex offender? Man, where are they all coming from? At this rate, if Jesus had a second coming, he'd be a sex offender as well.

    • @aazreaal
      @aazreaal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@classydays43 Hey, I said sex related offenses. He didn't get charged with anything, lol

  • @VastDivide
    @VastDivide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How about we compromise and bring back duels.

  • @calde607
    @calde607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    he's so imaginative and creative

  • @DazLeon
    @DazLeon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It’s hilarious and also a little bit eye opening. This is true the mental state in which we live as a whole.

  • @InjuriousPersonalities
    @InjuriousPersonalities 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "well i think he's nice.. shut up janet, pshhh!" xD

  • @InsanitiesBrother
    @InsanitiesBrother 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    uncancel this guy right now. I want a netflix special.

    • @thefrankiepalmeri
      @thefrankiepalmeri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He put out a new special which you can watch on his website.

  • @jhanick
    @jhanick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    louis is in my top 3 behind pryor and carlin.

  • @WizardPlayMC
    @WizardPlayMC 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Louis C.K. is the best comedian alive today.

  • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
    @OMGtheykilledKenny42 11 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "You have to clean up your kids when you kill them, 'cause it's gross. It's bad for the environment!" lol

  • @1504vijay
    @1504vijay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the man, the myth, the legend.

  • @Msabeaniebaby
    @Msabeaniebaby 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Precisely. Louis is in a whole separate class from all those other comedians.

  • @thaynamello5135
    @thaynamello5135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If murder was llegal,everyone would be nicer.

  • @MultiNat33
    @MultiNat33 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loui you are the best. My main man.

  • @gavinknightjackson6307
    @gavinknightjackson6307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This dude is in the top 5 for comedians of all time imo I hope he can bounce back from all the bs he's getting . He didn't do anything wrong he asked she said yes he didn't touch her he didn't threaten her shits unreal

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If anything he did it right, he asked fir consent, hardly scandalous.

  • @kevincos4450
    @kevincos4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's seriously right though. I hated my college roommate so much, I'd kill him without hesitating if it weren't for the fact that I'd definitely get caught and go to prison. If it was legal? He's dead.

  • @alannoob1926
    @alannoob1926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “my parents are gonna kill me”

  • @Auggie_warriorofchrist
    @Auggie_warriorofchrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If murder was legal; most babies in an airplane would be gone!!!! Hahaha

  • @MikeFerreiraEsteves
    @MikeFerreiraEsteves 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "If murder was legal, there would be nobody who didn't murder other people" - Wrong, we'd call the something and treat them like vegans :P

  • @TheMemorySense
    @TheMemorySense 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I genuinely and whole-heartedly believe that any person who doesn't accept and think that this bit is funny, are the ones who would actually kill someone. Simple-mindedness is worse than murder. Truth.

  • @skye836
    @skye836 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    could this guy be the funniest guy of all fucking time. hes got to be in the running.

    • @PDeRop
      @PDeRop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's great. George Carlin, Lewis Black, Louis CK, Christopher Titus. Not that many can combine social criticism and humour in a way they can make me laugh, but these guys can (or could.. in George's case) :)

  • @Squidiot
    @Squidiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    There might not be anyone better at stand up comedy on earth.

    • @aelechko
      @aelechko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes it look so easy. Saw him a month ago, absolutely brilliant

  • @christophervanzant6951
    @christophervanzant6951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brilliant. My stomach hurts.
    Hope he makes a comeback.

    • @aelechko
      @aelechko 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He had released a special again before you made that comment, maybe two

  • @gbeach85
    @gbeach85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Louis CK, Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr are the biggest geniuses of comedy today.

  • @JoseVargas-dx7wz
    @JoseVargas-dx7wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh my god! This guy has the gift to say a horrible thing and, while you're still horrified, in a second scaled it exponentially to an extent that is unbelievably gross, just like that in a second! Love you Louis!

    • @pvlapa
      @pvlapa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda hilarious how this could also be used to describe how his sexual harassment case happened. 😆

  • @TreeColor
    @TreeColor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If murder was legal we would see economic setbacks, free-thinkers would be rare, there would probably be no huge rallies or protests... the list goes on

  • @MyDubsteb
    @MyDubsteb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Technically murder can be legal if youre in the army or you're the executioner of people sentenced to death.

    • @samflynn97
      @samflynn97 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really because you can't just kill whoever you want. It's more like a clean-up job. You wait until someone made a big enough mess.

  • @ihen8440
    @ihen8440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It is for cops in America. I think only one cop that’s killed someone has been punished for it.

  • @LtUnreal
    @LtUnreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    fUnNy qUotE in tHe viDeO wE aLL jUsT waTchEd
    Edit: oMg tHaNkS fOr ThE 2 miLLiOn LiKeS

  • @emmanuelenyinwa1443
    @emmanuelenyinwa1443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "....Or just a misdemeanor" Genius.

    • @Tmillea
      @Tmillea 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Oh shit there was a camera there”

  • @Ani0227
    @Ani0227 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "ah shit they had a camera there." lmfao

  • @justme.9711
    @justme.9711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is anybody else concerned that in the future [ perhaps NOT distant ] Louis' thoughts may be seen as wisdom instead of comedy. LOLish??? Think what is mainstream and even fought for today, that twenty or fifty years ago....would NEVER HAPPEN!

  • @samuelyates8026
    @samuelyates8026 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the two logos lmao

  • @vadaski5038
    @vadaski5038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does everyone say jizzandthepuss its obvisously jizzINthepuss........

  • @maxbottaro1
    @maxbottaro1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Come back louie

  • @ubon11
    @ubon11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a damn shame, this guy is so incredibly funny. Just because he beat off and made a couple of women uncomfortable, we are now denied his genius? I hate what our country has become. I know he hates Trump, but ironically, if he had supported Trump wholeheartedly, he’d likely have a huge fanbase who would’ve demanded his return to comedy and it probably would’ve worked out.

    • @shawn6745
      @shawn6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres more to it. Its more than making them uncomfortable, its indecent exposure, and to people he had a position over authority over. Its obviously not okay what he did. Should he come back to the scene eventually? Sure, and he has played shows. But give it time, we can't just pretend like he didn't do anything.

    • @ubon11
      @ubon11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Boudreau If it was such a huge deal, why was he not arrested? If he was gay, I’ll bet you the SJW’s would’ve let the whole thing go. Just like they did with George Michael.

    • @shawn6745
      @shawn6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ubon11 tell that to Kevin Spacey.
      What louis did wasn't illegal. It was just unethical AF

    • @ubon11
      @ubon11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Boudreau So in order to be a comedian, you must be ethical at all times? I’m sure those women were probably disgusted by it, no doubt. But at the end of the day, we all need to be a little more resilient and a little more stronger. I like Sarah Silverman’s take on all of this.
      Also, Spacey actually groped the dude or more, big difference.

  • @diegooliveirabenjamin
    @diegooliveirabenjamin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This man is a genius