Huntsman Spider Australia

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  • This is a Huntsman spider, very common in Australia and like to invade homes!
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  • @wolfzillaproductions4563
    @wolfzillaproductions4563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17389

    Spider: *turns to jump on the camera at the end*
    My soul: [Human.EXE has stopped working]

    • @nabilthecheater956
      @nabilthecheater956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Tf 🤣☠️

    • @Estherrr0919
      @Estherrr0919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @crohnscroonerandcats8072
      @crohnscroonerandcats8072 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This!!!!

    • @ENSANElol
      @ENSANElol ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Resetting without the e and t

    • @Baconyessir90
      @Baconyessir90 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Me when scrolling: oh what spidehh-- hmmmm
      Knowing theres a jumpscare *checks in the comments*
      Me:damn i would die of heart attack

  • @orewanaroye6078
    @orewanaroye6078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38874

    Spider : Jump
    My Soul : Adios

  • @gnomeking6568
    @gnomeking6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12694

    That spider can have the whole house... Here's the key, the rent is due on the 1st, take care bro.

    • @Starlight-by3cf
      @Starlight-by3cf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      I am coming with you,but like where are we going to live now?

    • @gnomeking6568
      @gnomeking6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      @@Starlight-by3cf I would love to have a homestead, just dont have the money.

    • @Positivemotivation662
      @Positivemotivation662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      The only day I’ll move out in 5 mins 😵

    • @jamesd8480
      @jamesd8480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Lol!! I love spiders but that's a big one

    • @gnomeking6568
      @gnomeking6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@Positivemotivation662 I would give him a 2 week notice to make sure i didnt cause him any inconvenience..

  • @missy3041
    @missy3041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11123

    spider is there: panik
    spider is gone: kalm
    SPIDER IS GONE: *pAniK*

    • @rashikapoor7985
      @rashikapoor7985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Why I can't stop my laugh after reading this
      I mean....this isn't that much funny ...but still

    • @fabsooliv
      @fabsooliv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@rashikapoor7985 no

    • @mlgthuglife5528
      @mlgthuglife5528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      (You feel something moving alot in your shirt)

    • @fabsooliv
      @fabsooliv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@mlgthuglife5528 AAAAAAAAAAAAAH PLZ STOPPPPP

    • @gaNull
      @gaNull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i live in Malaysia it first appear on November 13 2019 i last saw it yeater day i still fear its looming presence

  • @JustSomeGuy49
    @JustSomeGuy49 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1189

    I once found a “dead” huntsman spider in my sink, it was curled up so I thought it was dead. I panicked and accidentally hit the soap onto it. The spider wasn’t dead… it started to ‘un-curl’

    • @rosegold-beats
      @rosegold-beats 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      Your lucky it wasn't WD-40 that shit makes a spider go crazy

    • @saladslug7432
      @saladslug7432 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      It might've been molting. Meaning it was shedding it's exoskeleton to grow even bigger

    • @dennisemacvittie911
      @dennisemacvittie911 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Human. EXE has called for Mommy. EXE

    • @Vectormous
      @Vectormous 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      If it was me I'd be like "nope that's his bathroom now"

    • @doinkstr
      @doinkstr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@saladslug7432 FUCK THAT.

  • @_leemo_2708
    @_leemo_2708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9005

    Spider: Jumps
    Me: First man on mars

    • @antoniasinfield5841
      @antoniasinfield5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      🤣

    • @MGVK2277
      @MGVK2277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      There were men on Mars

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@MGVK2277 Men on Mars?
      So are they called Mers?

    • @MGVK2277
      @MGVK2277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sooryan_1018 i was joking bro

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@MGVK2277 so am I

  • @Spitfire__1944
    @Spitfire__1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4468

    Australians: "Ah mate, that's just our dogs. They usually come around at night just to scare the hell out of us"

    • @internet_user975
      @internet_user975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lol

    • @Meowzyxxx
      @Meowzyxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Well its kinda true-
      We're pretty used to them by now

    • @accidentalgenius5690
      @accidentalgenius5690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Meowzyxxx 🤣🤣....😳

    • @yo-nq9wr
      @yo-nq9wr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@accidentalgenius5690 its true bro, as an aussie. Today alone, i have seen like 6 cockroaches.

    • @beverlybarnes3122
      @beverlybarnes3122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I used to live in Australia in the outback. Huntsman spiders were everywhere. They're absolutely harmless . People especially the kids would play with them. If you looked on the side of any building.There would be at least 3 or 4 of them just sitting there waiting for some food to come by. I had a blast. I was seriously thinking about Immigrating to Australia or New Zealand if trump had won again. That man was 1,000,000,000 times More dangerous than this furry little creature!

  • @luckypegasusvol7700
    @luckypegasusvol7700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4100

    I'm glad there is an ocean between us

    • @CHICKENRAN34
      @CHICKENRAN34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Thank goodness.

    • @Ego-Fiend
      @Ego-Fiend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Retards will bring certain animals from there to here
      It happens when it comes to abominations like this

    • @frosted_glaceon5513
      @frosted_glaceon5513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      You know some spiders can swim...right?

    • @youwantmyname9208
      @youwantmyname9208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@frosted_glaceon5513 no spiders can swim across thousands of kilometres

    • @anomaly395
      @anomaly395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Yeah, until some idiot unknowingly brings one over on a boat/plane trip

  • @wingsofatlantis
    @wingsofatlantis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +383

    That spider will be paying my hospital bills after that heart attack it gave me 😭

  • @michaelashman
    @michaelashman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7709

    I live in Australia, these critters are harmless! Big and creepy but harmless! 🙂

    • @alvarosoares3530
      @alvarosoares3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      Good to know!

    • @rayman7596
      @rayman7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

      Oh yea? Harmless?? Then why the fuck the spider jumped at the camera???

    • @unawfullfork4625
      @unawfullfork4625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

      @@rayman7596 because they jump...

    • @HoshinoAqua1312
      @HoshinoAqua1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

      @@rayman7596 you gonna tell us it's harmful because it can jump on a fucking camera?--

    • @rayman7596
      @rayman7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

      @@HoshinoAqua1312 DON'T U UNDERSTAND IT?? SIR? THE WAY HE JUMPED AT THE CAMERA COULD MAKE AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN PASSED THE FUCK OUT

  • @nnon_existantt
    @nnon_existantt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8249

    u know they really aussie cuz when the spider moved they didnt scream like a lil bitvh

    • @arguechefs2998
      @arguechefs2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      Just the average day at Australia.

    • @psychologievorlesungenaufd5787
      @psychologievorlesungenaufd5787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Muhammad Naqvi lmao

    • @ABUDY-6667
      @ABUDY-6667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @Muhammad Naqvi that’s an overreaction.
      y’all arachnophobics really that dramatic?

    • @solarqg3829
      @solarqg3829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      im Australian but when I see a fucking spider I shit my pants.

    • @hypa5795
      @hypa5795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@ABUDY-6667 IT IS THE SIZE OF A FUCKING PLATE??? THIS IS WHAT BIRTHS THE DEVELOPMENT OF ARACHNOPHOBIA

  • @ragna1158
    @ragna1158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2458

    Australia be living in Hardcord mode with mods installed

    • @rachel0706
      @rachel0706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      teassed it with my DwIwCwK and it actualy bite oh i loved the feeling

    • @DinoMeat-qw4lg
      @DinoMeat-qw4lg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      hardcore*

    • @Sui6476
      @Sui6476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me:in Australia *sees spider Disappears Me:moving out*

    • @spooodr8900
      @spooodr8900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rachel0706 No.

    • @monkemoonman6805
      @monkemoonman6805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro playing RL craft

  • @UnWeonMas.
    @UnWeonMas. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    You throw Raid at it and the spider asks you what the perfume is 💀

    • @Planetmango48
      @Planetmango48 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No.

    • @MrPremium183
      @MrPremium183 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Planetmango48yes

    • @kanen2ei
      @kanen2ei 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Underrated comment

    • @user_no_loserrr
      @user_no_loserrr 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      yes they dont die with pesticides

  • @frogger832
    @frogger832 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    At this point, this spider qualifies as a crab

    • @bruhokverycool9325
      @bruhokverycool9325 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh yeah Mr krabz AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Fey44
      @Fey44 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very underrated comment 😂😂😂😂

    • @nakashima8453
      @nakashima8453 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ever seen a Spidercrab? It’s bigger than this apparently

    • @frogger832
      @frogger832 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shrekenthusiast2063 my condolences

    • @Marlockie
      @Marlockie ปีที่แล้ว

      Krab Legs I'll pass on.

  • @justachannelhi4643
    @justachannelhi4643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2296

    News interviewer: how'd you become homeless?
    Me: well it all started with..

    • @RC-M.A.D.
      @RC-M.A.D. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It stared when I burned my house down because there where a bunch of spiders

    • @p.7489
      @p.7489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dead ass was thinking the same thing xD, the spider got it I’m packing my shit now.

    • @protoyeet3668
      @protoyeet3668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Well you see there was this giant spider..."

    • @luckytyler2860
      @luckytyler2860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Memer-ij6rq
      @Memer-ij6rq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      T H E G I A N T E N E M Y S P I D E R

  • @kadiru.4419
    @kadiru.4419 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I thought it was clickbait that spider is huge😮

  • @blacklorgar
    @blacklorgar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    Huntsman: "we heard about your roach problem"
    Homeowner:"what roaches?"
    Huntsman:"buuuurrp...exactly!"
    Homeowner: "hold up!.... WE!?!?"

    • @ryangreco8266
      @ryangreco8266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Best comment I’ve seen in a while 🤣🤣

    • @scottmeager5919
      @scottmeager5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmfao

    • @Shiro_Sora
      @Shiro_Sora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice 👍

    • @scottmeager5919
      @scottmeager5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Twas at that moment... The house owner was no longer the house owner.

    • @rwitt3vloggs
      @rwitt3vloggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

  • @Thisisquitestupidinnit
    @Thisisquitestupidinnit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    When it twisted around real quickly my heart broke the light speed barrier and went to Alpha Centauri for a second

    • @NeonXD90
      @NeonXD90 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My heart already crossed the universe

    • @bluefalcontransport6335
      @bluefalcontransport6335 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mines went around the universe multiple times and landed in a random field near the southern coast of spain.

    • @veroist_
      @veroist_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@bluefalcontransport6335Hola amigo

    • @IzincAlternate
      @IzincAlternate ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@bluefalcontransport6335 well mines acrossed the multiverse per second

    • @indra_vrtrahan
      @indra_vrtrahan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO, alpha centauri 😂

  • @Iron_Sights99
    @Iron_Sights99 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    this is why the British used Australia as a prison and not a colony lol

    • @Rudniken
      @Rudniken 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      lmao good one

    • @OpinionatedChicken59
      @OpinionatedChicken59 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They only started using Australia because America was full.

    • @chronosmagasaurus2813
      @chronosmagasaurus2813 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And this is why the Aussies call them pommie bastards

    • @lynneclarke6265
      @lynneclarke6265 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      It was a colony too. Some States didn't have imported criminals

    • @Dogegeneral-m5s
      @Dogegeneral-m5s 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      The spider ain’t dangerous to us buddy

  • @Arlonx44
    @Arlonx44 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    America:”that’s the biggest spider Ive seen in my life”
    Australia:”friend, that looks like a baby wolf spider compared to our spiders.”

    • @colindarcas6532
      @colindarcas6532 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      That is their spider. That's a huntsman spider. The largest species of spider on earth and native to Australia. Surprisingly enough they are not very dangerous and are usually left alone because they eat large pests like cockroaches and mice. Their venom is also not strong enough to cause us more than discomfort so they aren't even able to cause serious harm to humans.
      Edit: Sorry for the misinformation. I did not realize they weren't the largest species of spider

    • @Arlonx44
      @Arlonx44 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Thanks for the teaching lesson 😂

    • @colindarcas6532
      @colindarcas6532 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Arlonx44 anytime

    • @Planetmango48
      @Planetmango48 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hm.

    • @MrPremium183
      @MrPremium183 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@colindarcas6532not the largest species of spider. Also, they arent native to AU.

  • @burgerhead6725
    @burgerhead6725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2877

    Advice: just burn down your own house or give the house to the spider

    • @kelethabetseroberts7934
      @kelethabetseroberts7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Right! Cause there's no way I'd continue living there😂😂😂😂

    • @shaymary5247
      @shaymary5247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'd adopt the cute creature, if it's non poisonous!!! 😜

    • @observantmagic4156
      @observantmagic4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It’s actually the spider’s house, you just live there.

    • @shaymary5247
      @shaymary5247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@observantmagic4156 😂🤣😋

    • @TheBlargMarg
      @TheBlargMarg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@observantmagic4156 and the spider jumped the camera man because he is late on rent.

  • @samjoseph1123
    @samjoseph1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2215

    The guy who brought the camera close to the spider can easily defeat Thanos

  • @G6Tarantula
    @G6Tarantula ปีที่แล้ว +1736

    I’m convinced these things just open the door to get in the house.

    • @Marvmadness93
      @Marvmadness93 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      😂😂

    • @xHDdjuTrAXx--XIIX-
      @xHDdjuTrAXx--XIIX- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      😂😂😂💀💀

    • @paulroberts3639
      @paulroberts3639 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      And stole the car keys

    • @jimmymcmillan
      @jimmymcmillan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      What im thinking! How does something that big just find its way in? Things so big security system would have to pick it up. Like movement front room, casper, satan or THAT thing are you're only options when you hear that. Ill pick satan and casper haha

    • @grahamyates2490
      @grahamyates2490 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Ye, they'll do that. The exact same thing happened to me when I bought my first car in Australia.

  • @ItsVioletRBLX
    @ItsVioletRBLX หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    WE’RE BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @z2ix
    @z2ix ปีที่แล้ว +934

    Nah bro, its legally his house now. You better leave, you're on his property.

  • @JohnieCanine
    @JohnieCanine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17710

    Legit thought it was fake until it started moving lol

    • @kym1466
      @kym1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Man keep that Shite there!! Hell No here We got go🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mav_F
      @Mav_F 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I guess you dont live in Australia? Or in places that dont have these scary looking Huntsmans. It look legit from get go.

    • @Vashy434
      @Vashy434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Mav_F there is more landmass on earth with Huntsman spiders than without. They are even in the southern US.

    • @Mav_F
      @Mav_F 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Vashy434 I did say a place that has them. I lived on a farm most of my life so I am use to them and know what they look like close up, even in and on my car. Ones that jump on you, I casually flick them off. Unless I didn't see it coming lol

    • @finnkappus6682
      @finnkappus6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Does someone have toiletpaper? Here is a little spider

  • @avalineriley6809
    @avalineriley6809 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1114

    Spider looking up like "hmmm, seems my house has been infested with humans"

    • @HanneGabrielSiccuan
      @HanneGabrielSiccuan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Me with flamethrower: Hmmm seems like your going to spider hell

    • @AydainFuller
      @AydainFuller 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      how do you get ebojy

    • @AysegulGunes-jk5po
      @AysegulGunes-jk5po หลายเดือนก่อน

      "i don't realy like humans"

  • @shapesnatch1341
    @shapesnatch1341 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    The fact Australians act like this is normal and fine

  • @pyroboplayer962
    @pyroboplayer962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    I love how as Australians this is just a regular Tuesday

    • @xd._.28234
      @xd._.28234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Lmfao ikr
      As a Spanish person, see this ass enormous things would be traumatizing and i would just burn down da house 😅

    • @revolve3518
      @revolve3518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      As an Aussie, I can agree to this. So true. You got it spot on, mate.

    • @ginnymay8965
      @ginnymay8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yep that’s about right.. that and then there’s cockroach Thursday’s

    • @dwightmoodie9801
      @dwightmoodie9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Especially those wolf spiders, god they’re fucking disturbing to look at. You Australians got balls of steel😂

    • @Willj461
      @Willj461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@dwightmoodie9801 haha wolf spiders are nothing mate, good old Sydney Funnel web is what we gotta look out for

  • @DaBigGaming
    @DaBigGaming ปีที่แล้ว +2829

    Rare footage of the smallest spider in Australia

    • @Victoria-mb1pr
      @Victoria-mb1pr ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Hahaha. Honestly it's not that bad here but yeah dealing with these buggers is never fun and there so bloody big and fast to. It's worse when u wake up with one above u in ur room at night tho.

    • @godfirst6880
      @godfirst6880 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True story!😄

    • @Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns
      @Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns ปีที่แล้ว +35

      SMALLEST!? Fuckin demon time down there

    • @kingzandinie
      @kingzandinie ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns yeah, it's australia

    • @arthurmoreira49
      @arthurmoreira49 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@Victoria-mb1pris it really that common in Australia? Even in the cities?

  • @rob3831
    @rob3831 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +649

    Pulled back that curtain and he sitting there like he pays rent

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      He does. Keeps all the other nasty critters away.

    • @KHAYREE-kc
      @KHAYREE-kc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gingermcgingin4106i rather get a lizard they eat that nightmare and other bugs without a sticky mess

    • @donomiroftroy2043
      @donomiroftroy2043 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@gingermcgingin4106 The exact reason why i dont mind spider around the house

    • @fleetwoodmacncheese4159
      @fleetwoodmacncheese4159 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He's the landlord and there to collect overdue rent. This guy is tough... apparently the tenant was only a day late. I've heard it's tough having a huntsman as a landlord. That's why I'm moving to NZ (eventually). I'd rather rent from a kākāpō.
      🥝💚🖤

    • @malcolmwhite6588
      @malcolmwhite6588 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@fleetwoodmacncheese4159 bad news, plenty of Huntsman spiders in New Zealand too!

  • @YourLocalMrIncredleFan
    @YourLocalMrIncredleFan หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Imagine spider jumping on camera at the end i would Got heart attack💀💀💀

  • @whatthefloppa2700
    @whatthefloppa2700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1819

    the last frame implies that the spider jumped onto the man recording… RIP to a fallen brother

    • @baitface5775
      @baitface5775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Yeah even if he somehow survived, the pain of living through such a traumatic event would probably have eventually led to his suicide.

    • @atari_hmb
      @atari_hmb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Nah camera man never dies

    • @greengoblin9567
      @greengoblin9567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@baitface5775 huntsman spiders are not even deadly. A bite is not gonna do anything. It would be like a scratch.

    • @baitface5775
      @baitface5775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@greengoblin9567 it was literally a joke bro

    • @KostasOkomura
      @KostasOkomura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@greengoblin9567 but they look horrifying I would just die of fear

  • @DegnaDings
    @DegnaDings ปีที่แล้ว +2389

    Bro I swear Australia is just living life on veteran difficulty 💀

    • @xxBXTxx
      @xxBXTxx ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I laughed waaayyyyyy harder than i needed to...that is just to accurate.

    • @housewifeuntilheaven1593
      @housewifeuntilheaven1593 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @thekalamazookid4481
      @thekalamazookid4481 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm good with the little spiders we have in NY I have those spindley little guys and I'm comfortable with them anything bigger like those fast thick ones that like damp areas and I'm crushing it. A huntsman I'd use a gun for lol

    • @ggblister
      @ggblister ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Magpies

    • @Tunefulpoop
      @Tunefulpoop ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true 😂😂😂

  • @ARVF_dude
    @ARVF_dude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    spider: jump
    my soul: time to abandon ship

    • @StefanST
      @StefanST 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      these comments are sooo good 🤣🤣

    • @raynovikpchevotszcheck5812
      @raynovikpchevotszcheck5812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mayday Mayday

    • @MarcellusJasonClay
      @MarcellusJasonClay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't worry this huntsman spider is one of the less scary spiders in Australia. Gotta be fast if you wanna catch one of them.

    • @xenobestx8423
      @xenobestx8423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MarcellusJasonClay a Huntsman spider wrote this comment

    • @StefanST
      @StefanST 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xenobestx8423 🤣

  • @Lorenxxi
    @Lorenxxi หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Everyone gangsta till that thing jumps

  • @E.y.e.w.i.n.u.l.o.s.e
    @E.y.e.w.i.n.u.l.o.s.e ปีที่แล้ว +1166

    When it moved, I literally felt my heart rotate in my chest.

    • @IIZervasKORY
      @IIZervasKORY ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Amen, sis. I am telling you he packin some gun on him, must be a 9 mil…

    • @Darkstarinthesky
      @Darkstarinthesky ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is no joke. I swear.... I couldn't breathe.

    • @williejackson6905
      @williejackson6905 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here👌🏾💯 I can't f*** with spiders cause I got spider Senses, I can always feel one whenever I'm around one...I first got it a long time ago playing a wrestling game in my room sitting on a couch in the dark until I had felt something crawling on my right arm & when I looked at it that was when I caught the sense after slapping it on the floor....it just sat there afterwards and I stepped on it 🤦🏾‍♂️ ever since then I've been real skeptical about being around spiders no matter what size or species , I can't even be comfortable around a grandaddy in the corners of the bathroom while taking a shower cause I never take my eyes off em if I see one

    • @amyshaw444
      @amyshaw444 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glad I'm not alone...pretty sure my lungs collapsed as well

    • @IsItTobz
      @IsItTobz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Irs harmless

  • @adielgonzalez4738
    @adielgonzalez4738 ปีที่แล้ว +2010

    Bro the people who just live in Australia deserve an award 💀💀💀

    • @jaydenshands2957
      @jaydenshands2957 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      They deserve a 1 way ticket to “never ever see you giant spiders again land”

    • @gumi1098
      @gumi1098 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What you do is you find the people who don’t mind the wildlife and ship them off to Australia and anyone in Australia who doesn’t like the wildlife gets to move to a country of their choice. Now everyone is happy!
      I’d be shipped off to Australia. I don’t mind I can live with it

    • @rarebreed345
      @rarebreed345 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks

    • @goomanofgerald
      @goomanofgerald ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@gumi1098I'd rather stay in Australia then go to another country, continent, island, It's more safer here than in other Continents I know there's bugs just don't disturb them

    • @Dozuken
      @Dozuken ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@goomanofgeraldAside from spiders what other bugs yall have to deal with regularly?

  • @calculator4482
    @calculator4482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4323

    Haha you can't fool me, Australia doesn't exist mate.

    • @Seapin1
      @Seapin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Huh?

    • @majestic8203
      @majestic8203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      My brain has shut down.
      I will have to restart my system by sleeping, good night!

    • @uvu9507
      @uvu9507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol FE ppl

    • @uvu9507
      @uvu9507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your brain is flat too XD

    • @brickmaster1233
      @brickmaster1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      THEN WHERE THE FUCK AM I!

  • @Santoshkumar-m1u8o
    @Santoshkumar-m1u8o หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Spider: (jumps)
    My soul: (leaves the body)

  • @tightbarslittleman1430
    @tightbarslittleman1430 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Spider:*jumps*
    Jesus:"Welcome son"

    • @IonIrina-vl8tk
      @IonIrina-vl8tk ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Spider:*jumps*
      Jeus:*i have heard your call my child*

    • @neocaeser5209
      @neocaeser5209 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @yvettecoggins6119
      @yvettecoggins6119 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Shad_c.19
      @Shad_c.19 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JOSHUACHIOCCI
      @JOSHUACHIOCCI ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait what?! I died?!

  • @michlo3393
    @michlo3393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    An arachnophobe living in Australia must be a never-ending nightmare.

    • @jj-ce8bb
      @jj-ce8bb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Australian arachnophobe? No such thing

    • @lukewarmbagofsoup1560
      @lukewarmbagofsoup1560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@jj-ce8bb actually both my Australian mum and brother are arachnophobic lol 🥹😂😅

    • @mateoshadow2
      @mateoshadow2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      If your arachnophobic don’t move to Australia because of this

    • @link2g715
      @link2g715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@mateoshadow2 there are so many other reasons not to move here

    • @sharkgam3z592
      @sharkgam3z592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We dont get many spiders

  • @tripledoublemedia9119
    @tripledoublemedia9119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    I once thought I wanted to live in Australia 💀

    • @samriddhisharma5543
      @samriddhisharma5543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Same and i dropped it

    • @pavlovsdogman
      @pavlovsdogman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Nearly every house in Australia has a giant huntsman somewhere but they rarely bite and are pretty cowardly!

    • @samriddhisharma5543
      @samriddhisharma5543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Amaru722 😂😂omg all the best

    • @randomaccount6146
      @randomaccount6146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@pavlovsdogman unless you are asleep and there is a fly on your face 💀💀💀

    • @t.h.8475
      @t.h.8475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@randomaccount6146 oh crud, you just gave me the creeps.

  • @maxiver808
    @maxiver808 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    In some parts of Australia people put a leash on their spiders and take them for a walk.

  • @Lillith9008
    @Lillith9008 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    And THIS is why I live where the wind hurts my face

    • @skittlestu
      @skittlestu ปีที่แล้ว +60

      that's why they crawl inside 🙃

    • @TheMissiIe
      @TheMissiIe ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@Deiremonteneir not really

    • @Dante_hellsing
      @Dante_hellsing ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🎸
      🎸
      🎸
      🎸
      Sweet Home Alabama!!~♪

    • @jamescollins6347
      @jamescollins6347 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@skittlestu in colder, arctic climates there are zero spiders and ants to begin with. They can’t survive those temperatures without completely freezing in an instant.

    • @liamlunders6944
      @liamlunders6944 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am scared of bugs sents a moth

  • @ramen7196
    @ramen7196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Dude: *gets near*
    Spider: I’m gonna put some dirt in your eyes

    • @theriddler6424
      @theriddler6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A spider thing to say

    • @MJY5drives
      @MJY5drives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good one

    • @lukegilmore80
      @lukegilmore80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best Toby line in existence

    • @Martin-qs1xu
      @Martin-qs1xu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Tobey

    • @peacefrog1938
      @peacefrog1938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *When spider jumps*
      Spider: See ya chump

  • @holtszom3746
    @holtszom3746 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    "it´s harmless"
    the one sentence that has no meaning to arachnophobes

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne ปีที่แล้ว +98

      physically harmless, emotionally deadly

    • @AlexGoingFlight
      @AlexGoingFlight ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And even that this is actually a venomous spider, they are killing their prey with a usage of their venom basically like any other big spider.. just run when you see him haha

    • @mr.freddles2866
      @mr.freddles2866 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlexGoingFlight All spiders are venomous

    • @lonely_saturn
      @lonely_saturn ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@AlexGoingFlightYeah, its still gonna fucking hurt

    • @fazehank5311
      @fazehank5311 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@lonely_saturnits like when people say the 22lr is a weak round. yeah it is but a bullet is a bullet and it will still hurt like hell

  • @XxGalaxy_Star
    @XxGalaxy_Star 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    My anxiety when the spider tried to jump on the guy:📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

    • @asadiftikhar7347
      @asadiftikhar7347 หลายเดือนก่อน +1




      My Anxiety went like: ↘️↘️↘️↑
      Man I'm 💀

  • @Windows98R
    @Windows98R ปีที่แล้ว +1414

    “Alexa, detonate the house at my count”

    • @minipekka69
      @minipekka69 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Are you sure?

    • @Bombeyfilmmedia
      @Bombeyfilmmedia ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Facts

    • @Wait..WHAT24
      @Wait..WHAT24 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @bhavikasicka7871
      @bhavikasicka7871 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So mean. Spiders are very intelligent creatures. I'm arachnophobic but I've never hurt a spider in my life. I'm a Jain vegan. We had huntsmen in my bungalow in India. They're harmless; they're only scary in our heads. 🕷️🕸️💕

    • @cringeeagle1856
      @cringeeagle1856 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@bhavikasicka7871 yes we know sir😀😀

  • @gerenifuturi4524
    @gerenifuturi4524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    The spider: *jump*
    Me: OH HELL NAH IM MOVING

    • @and8091
      @and8091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes.

    • @rogeriswater
      @rogeriswater 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah mate burn the house.

    • @toseeupload8855
      @toseeupload8855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's how it is to be in Australia. Imagine spider season with white park because it's covered in spider wbs

    • @raynovikpchevotszcheck5812
      @raynovikpchevotszcheck5812 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time tobe homeless

  • @DeesonJame
    @DeesonJame 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Spider: Can I have some privacy please?

  • @MohamedChamma-is9du
    @MohamedChamma-is9du 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1141

    Australianns be like:"Dont worry its 98.89% deadly😊"

    • @DaesoTheOne
      @DaesoTheOne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      Huntsman aren't dangerous. There's species of huntsman in the south portions of the US but those are a lot smaller.

    • @MGTOW222
      @MGTOW222 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      That's Harry, leave Harry alone.

    • @bruhmandude555
      @bruhmandude555 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@DaesoTheOnenot by much by the looks of it

    • @sacredboswellia1443
      @sacredboswellia1443 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Define not dangerous? Lol

    • @SkillBill1000.
      @SkillBill1000. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@sacredboswellia1443Their venom doesn’t actually have any effect on humans, they are reluctant to bite and they’re more likely to try and run away if you grab them.

  • @conspiracypanda1200
    @conspiracypanda1200 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    The crazy thing is that all us Australians are serious when we say Huntsman spiders are practically harmless to humans, just quick to run/jump and easily spooked. They're like the FNAF jumpscare of the animal world.

    • @himacho8771
      @himacho8771 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      why in gods name did they have to jump.

    • @School_Sandwich
      @School_Sandwich ปีที่แล้ว +65

      ​@@himacho8771transportation? Mate i aint know nothing about huntsmans i live in Queensland

    • @willheath407
      @willheath407 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Bro how do you deal with them seriously? Like if you want it out the house how do you go about doing that?

    • @adventurefighter7501
      @adventurefighter7501 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@himacho8771 Just shush, at least they didn’t evolve wings! Be grateful for what we got here.

    • @JakeyzPlayz
      @JakeyzPlayz ปีที่แล้ว +29

      There like the phantom animatronics;spooky but ultimately harmless apart from frequent heart attacked

  • @Smurphy2332
    @Smurphy2332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    I've heard Australians say they let these guys chill in their houses to eat other bad bugs. Smh I could never step foot in Australia. I would not survive. My arachnophobia is beyond belief bad.

    • @lewidavies304
      @lewidavies304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I went there on holiday for 4 weeks and I was pleasantly surprised when I didn't encounter any spiders in the hotel we stayed in, literally no spiders at all, big or small, might be due to the area I was in maybe but the shit in this video makes me glad I never saw one I'd shit myself.

    • @pastorbri
      @pastorbri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mines not much better

    • @lisakemp7352
      @lisakemp7352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂 They are the best spiders ! They eat the dangerous ones

    • @lewidavies304
      @lewidavies304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@booabbas4329 oooooo

    • @gabbiwink2834
      @gabbiwink2834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They are legends mate 👍🏻

  • @nicholasloyal4039
    @nicholasloyal4039 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I literally set my phone down several seconds before the camera zoomed in on that giant ass spider 😅😅😅😅

  • @Hellvic_454
    @Hellvic_454 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    "Say goodbye to the house kids!"

    • @donyosxd
      @donyosxd ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro who even the fuck is afraid of spiders thats literally impossible

    • @donyosxd
      @donyosxd ปีที่แล้ว

      Are your balls made of Helium?

    • @muganeeh9776
      @muganeeh9776 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@donyosxd 🙋🏽‍♀️ me!

    • @Sp3ctralI
      @Sp3ctralI ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@donyosxd

    • @Kittyxflowerz
      @Kittyxflowerz ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aw goodbye house! Dad grab a flame thrower and burn it down! Hell nah to this spider. It’s terrifying.

  • @derx3085
    @derx3085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13386

    The problem is not seeing the spider.
    Its when it dissapears
    OH MY I DID NOT EXPECT THIS TO GET SO MANY LIKES THANKS LMAO I MADE THIS COMMENT 2 YEARS AGO

  • @TheGreatnPowerfulNush
    @TheGreatnPowerfulNush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    When it moved it’s leggies like that:
    Me: 🙂🔫

    • @mim0so
      @mim0so 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It kinda cute actually

    • @mutedesign
      @mutedesign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THEY NOT

    • @vivieneochavillo1438
      @vivieneochavillo1438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mim0so Bro, that ain't cute. Imagine if there were 20 of those in ur house. Would you still think that would be cute?

    • @mim0so
      @mim0so 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vivieneochavillo1438 Yes. They're also beneficial in removing pests.

    • @mim0so
      @mim0so 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vivieneochavillo1438 But it's best to keep them outside.

  • @steffik.5904
    @steffik.5904 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is why I will never put one foot on the Australian continent.

  • @itspickles
    @itspickles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    is no one gonna talk about how the spider jumped off the wall at the last millisecond???

    • @fradianmanuel6881
      @fradianmanuel6881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      This is why i started looking in the comments

    • @fradianmanuel6881
      @fradianmanuel6881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its so freaky

    • @benjerman1003
      @benjerman1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Onggg

    • @MrsNatS87
      @MrsNatS87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was my question 👀 like is the cameraperson fine.. That thing looks scary

    • @ashtonrice4525
      @ashtonrice4525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I seen that I would have screamed and jumped

  • @AnythingEvil78
    @AnythingEvil78 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Australia: the scariest looking spider we have is harmless and a cute little octopus can kill you in minutes . . .

    • @GhostOfDusk
      @GhostOfDusk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That spider will kill you within 5 hours. It's venom causes spontaneous elections and pain will be coursing throughout your body

    • @muhammadtaaseenmirza2242
      @muhammadtaaseenmirza2242 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Croikey 😂😂😂😂

    • @mikevandemark1993
      @mikevandemark1993 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I’ll take my chances with the octopus 😂

    • @cobwebgd
      @cobwebgd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@mikevandemark1993 these guys are harmless tho. They just sit in your house chilling

    • @mikevandemark1993
      @mikevandemark1993 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@cobwebgd yeah…this isn’t something I’d ever want to see just chilling in my house 😭😭

  • @The_Prince-88-d3h
    @The_Prince-88-d3h ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Spider: *Jumps at the camera*
    My soul: *Has left the chat*

  • @jlewis1091
    @jlewis1091 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Looks like it’s wearing shoes

  • @groudongamer3178
    @groudongamer3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    I love how the very last few frames are the spider pouncing at him

    • @msarchive6247
      @msarchive6247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Reminds me of those white things in the movie Alien

    • @groudongamer3178
      @groudongamer3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@msarchive6247 oh yeah the facehuggers :)

    • @50centauri
      @50centauri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he's a goner

    • @ShawnjjmWest
      @ShawnjjmWest 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly lol.

    • @Figeroux
      @Figeroux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spidey did a little corkscrew launch.

  • @EthanH1
    @EthanH1 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Spider lovers: “Spiders aren’t aggressive! They’ll run away if you get close.”
    Spiders:

    • @bhavikasicka7871
      @bhavikasicka7871 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The spider was just defensive. He was behind a curtain and this big human dude is spying on him and recording him . . . I'd be jumpy too. Spiders get a bad rep for nothing.

    • @seanG0318
      @seanG0318 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Imagine if you were that spider, would you be scared if there was a massive unknown creature approaching you?

    • @EthanH1
      @EthanH1 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@seanG0318 I’m not saying it has no reason to be scared. I’m saying a passive animal wouldn’t make a leap for your head. It would just run.

    • @Tizflint06
      @Tizflint06 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bhavikasicka7871 case and point: you

    • @mountaindewbajablast4794
      @mountaindewbajablast4794 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd bite you if I were a spider

  • @pattibilial3794
    @pattibilial3794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Australians are so brave! I would probably have a stroke if I came across a spider like that. Thank goodness our big spiders are a fraction of that size ! I bet that kind of spider would just get mad if you sprayed it with Raid and attack you ! I'd be screaming so loud they would hear me in China if there was a spider like that in my house.Id probably pack my things and leave.If you're going to be that big of a spider, go ahead and keep the house.I won't be needing it anymore!!LOL!

    • @strider5119
      @strider5119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      These guys are harmless, the only thing that's intimidating is their size and the way they run when they're angry. Normally we just shoo them towards the door, or catch and release them. I don't know of many people who would kill one. They keep bugs away

    • @dreamsbro3757
      @dreamsbro3757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im catching one of this there a lot yiu can touch him but use your big hand not yiur finger

    • @dreamsbro3757
      @dreamsbro3757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And im a filipini

    • @Ryu-lo9io
      @Ryu-lo9io 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well duh they have to adapt to it when most dangerous animals inhabits Australia

    • @Ryu-lo9io
      @Ryu-lo9io 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dreamsbro3757 oh? Me too, just saying that if u leave in province in the Philippines, u will encounter alot of these guys but i will stick to tarantulas cuz they look very cute

  • @Sunnywolf_Official123
    @Sunnywolf_Official123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Me if i see that spider: me:byee mom im moving to venus see you next generation! 😀

  • @meganking3762
    @meganking3762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    "Tell him what he's won John!"
    "And the Huntsman just won a new fully furnished house!"

    • @tamijocampbell4629
      @tamijocampbell4629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LMAO!!!!!!! THAT is the best comment on a spider video I've ever read. I am in the doctora waiting room , it's all quiet and I literally busted out laughing when I read your comment.

    • @meganking3762
      @meganking3762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@tamijocampbell4629 Haha Thank you! I am happy to know I made someone's day better!

    • @sharondajohnson8239
      @sharondajohnson8239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amen

    • @kennethhaynes502
      @kennethhaynes502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Faxts

    • @Cris-fu2if
      @Cris-fu2if 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Laughing sooooo hard

  • @alexandersampson6799
    @alexandersampson6799 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Canadians: we got the biggest wolves in the world
    Australians : hold my spider

    • @sugu8403
      @sugu8403 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya but we have Canadian Geese which are satanic and nicknamed terror birds here lol; they literally have no regard for human life and have no problem sprinting or flying after you, your kids, or your wife lmao

    • @Suspicious_Moai
      @Suspicious_Moai ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Hold my spider- 💀

    • @EughhBrothereughh
      @EughhBrothereughh ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd rather be eaten or bitten by wolves idk what it is but spiders just seem more terrifying

    • @judgmenthammer5254
      @judgmenthammer5254 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woah thats cool the spider took the phone after mercing the camera man, and gave your comment a heart.

  • @KistianBurrell
    @KistianBurrell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    The last second of the video was the last moment this guy was seen alive after receiving a roundhouse uppercut!

  • @Gofffycarn
    @Gofffycarn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i thought it was fake at first

  • @Edymatin
    @Edymatin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    People: Big ass spider so god damn scary!!!!!
    Australians: Ah crap, honey Tom broke in again

    • @thezig2078
      @thezig2078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ah crikey*

    • @JJJustinSecondary
      @JJJustinSecondary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thezig2078
      Its a different form of rozzers

    • @rsn7847
      @rsn7847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Catty779
      @Catty779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honee that fookin’ Kant broke in our goddamn house again

    • @thezig2078
      @thezig2078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JJJustinSecondary i swear this took me whole month to realize it's the bottom gear joke

  • @charlie.patton
    @charlie.patton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    *Huntsman Spider Story Time* !!!!!!!! 😱 😱 😱
    While living in Japan, I woke up in the middle of the night to get some water while the kids slept upstairs (my husband was pulling an all nighter at Iwakuni Air Force base). After turning on the light, there I saw it… A huntsman spider the size of my head on the ceiling. I grabbed the closest thing to me, a broom, and hit him as hard as I could. He skid across the ceiling leaving behind two legs, seemingly unfazed - he continued to run across the ceiling until he did a ninja flip behind our American sized fridge. I stood post all night in the doorway til my husband got home, too scared to sleep or get a drink incase he’d pop out and seek his revenge. Once my husband got home, we looked everywhere, but we never found him…… until a year and a half later.
    It was moving day, we had orders to go back to conus and our movers (Japanese) were getting the last of our stuff under the staircase (a Harry Potter like closet thing) until we heard 3 grown men scream and run out of the closet and slam the door! Using our broken Japanese, we tried to ask them what was wrong. Then they drew a picture of what they found…. It was arachnis deathicus - that same huntsman I had encountered long ago - six legs, fatter than before, and ready to tango! He’d been waiting for that very moment for a little over a year and a half, beefing himself up in the stairwell crawl space until the day we’d crossed paths again.
    All his training. All his preparation. All his hard work. Unfortunately it was no match against our shopvac …. He met his end while trying to attack our 120V-60Hz 6 Gallon Wet/Dry Vacuum. This ones for you, 🍻 🕷

    • @yasserelfatmi9825
      @yasserelfatmi9825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      RIP That spider... It's like the villain that trained for 100 years but the main character got the power of friendship 😂

    • @trevorcrane5271
      @trevorcrane5271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Dam that's crazy. At least it didn't land on you.

    • @BrendasArt
      @BrendasArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      spiders who hunt without spinning a Web are usually active at night and the staircloset was it's daytime resting place. this happens when humans build houses in previous forest area's. it would be more kind to get somebody to catch and carry the spider outside and release it in the forest. these spiders are important for the ecological balance. we don't need to be a kill everything that crosses our paths species.

    • @yasserelfatmi9825
      @yasserelfatmi9825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@BrendasArt so... that means that my house was the center of the forest or what ? Theres so many spiders 😂 but I don't want to kill them

    • @hindussuck5608
      @hindussuck5608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Typical retreating coward US military personnel. They ran crying from Afghanistan but have stories from non threatening Japan about bravery 😂🖕

  • @BigShaun
    @BigShaun ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Remember hearing about a guy who lived in Australia who’s mother refused to visit him because she was terrified of spiders. He insisted that in the 6 years he lived there that he never saw one. She eventually decided to try and get over her fear and flew out to visit him. He picked her up from the airport, and she pulled down the little visor to get the sun out of her eyes and there was a huntsman spider chilling on it. 💀💀

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica ปีที่แล้ว +171

      R.I.P to that woman because she definitely had a heart attack

    • @Aidon.Knowles
      @Aidon.Knowles 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Yeah if that happened to me with a spider that big in Australia, my soul would be immediately evicted from my body. A little spider here where I live is no danger and he can just chill, but in Australia, I'm leaving the vehicle if I didn't already die upon seeing that thing.

    • @Timmy_Turners_Burner
      @Timmy_Turners_Burner 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Disowned speedrun

    • @Mohamad-m7md
      @Mohamad-m7md 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Terrible son HE should’ve fly to visit his mother

    • @umzumanuqualquer9625
      @umzumanuqualquer9625 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Mohamad-m7md ☝️🤓

  • @Annistonbeasley
    @Annistonbeasley 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    My soul left my body ☠️💀

  • @Fleta_Maughner
    @Fleta_Maughner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    That cut when the spider turn around was perfect

  • @artzequer1143
    @artzequer1143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Me: “oh thats a nice hallooween decoration”
    Me 6 seconds later: *terrified screams*

    • @LeKittoKatto
      @LeKittoKatto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fun fact: these lil dudes are harmless. Their only venom can’t even hurt humans at all 🙂

    • @videogamesandstuff7279
      @videogamesandstuff7279 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LeKittoKatto you sure bro?

    • @LeKittoKatto
      @LeKittoKatto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@videogamesandstuff7279 yeah…. Hopefully. If not, don’t blame me

    • @maryb.6647
      @maryb.6647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LeKittoKattohappily that's true of the vast majority of spiders. They also provide us with free pest control with no toxic chemicals ☺

    • @johnwillett3579
      @johnwillett3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@videogamesandstuff7279 yeah, no poison, they kill their prey by piercing and crushing them with their fangs. I like leaving at least one in the house since they kill roaches and other spiders with actual venom

  • @saltyredcat
    @saltyredcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    What I find funnier is these guys aren't even dangerous compared to other spiders in Australia

    • @FaxanaduJohn
      @FaxanaduJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol harmless, no wonder we sent you all our criminals. FUHUHUHUUUUUUCK THAT

    • @pacmenue8739
      @pacmenue8739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Incorrect. They are not as deadly but that doesn’t mean they’re not dangerous, they are venomous and they bite hard

    • @XD_ELEMENT
      @XD_ELEMENT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pacmenue8739 their venom are not strong enought to kill humans but only make you ich and they normally will bite you if u tried to attack him and get him to a corner or something also they mostly sleep in the day and at night they hunt for food which makes them good maid for clearing insects in your house

    • @jakr3597
      @jakr3597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pacmenue8739 :(

    • @Victoria-wg7jb
      @Victoria-wg7jb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@pacmenue8739 they're not dangerous *compared* to other spiders in Australia.
      SaltyRedCat is referring to the degree of danger that the spider possesses is much smaller than other Australian spiders.
      But you are correct, the bite is quite painful.

  • @G_O_A_T__W.B
    @G_O_A_T__W.B 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    My heart came from my mouth when he lifted his fangs towards camera 💀

  • @MeargleSchmeargle
    @MeargleSchmeargle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Spider at the end: *starts to jump from the wall*
    Real video title: "Seconds before disaster"

    • @Siam_Khanz
      @Siam_Khanz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah 🤣

    • @scowbadowstone776
      @scowbadowstone776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk if it jumped or went in weird position

    • @danfranklin439
      @danfranklin439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He died btw.

    • @ellenconley1371
      @ellenconley1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listen again you can hear it’s god awful legs hit the floor!!! !!!! !!!!!!!!!!

    • @criticalboi8138
      @criticalboi8138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like I will die from a Heart attack

  • @M1nz_13
    @M1nz_13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +586

    Imagine waking up at 4am and seeing this thing on your bed crawling towards you...

    • @Cayden-yj5db
      @Cayden-yj5db 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      I would definitely pass out

    • @suhailshaikh8529
      @suhailshaikh8529 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      How can u imagine these things lol

    • @hsss1
      @hsss1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had em between my pillows. Theyre cool man. Give you a nip but only if you squish em

    • @c-zv
      @c-zv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      dont need to imagine ive woken up with one crawling on my face

    • @pennytrui1149
      @pennytrui1149 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I'd literally jump out my window 💀

  • @cartman14411
    @cartman14411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Australians literally think anything is harmless. “ ah mate, that little guy is harmless”

    • @Agent007T
      @Agent007T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well, actually he is harmless

    • @sanfourd5856
      @sanfourd5856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Found another australia stereotype

    • @sethhart5588
      @sethhart5588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Little?

    • @an_infamous_icon6313
      @an_infamous_icon6313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well it’s a normal week for some people who live in Australia

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sethhart5588 I think that one actually is relatively small, as Huntsmans go. Difficult to tell the scale here, but these guys grow to be the largest in the world (by legspan, the Goliath Birdeater tarantula wins by weight).

  • @animation_channle
    @animation_channle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I swear if I see someone comment “omg the spider looks so cute 😘😍🥰😘🥰😘😍🥰😍😘🥰😍🥰😘😍🥰😘🥰😚😚😍🥰🥰😍😍😍😙🥰🥰🥰😚😍😍😍🥰🥰” I would die

  • @mezecpm7877
    @mezecpm7877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    That cut right before it jumped had me laughing quite hard

  • @Sircorndog411
    @Sircorndog411 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    “Australia is fine”
    Australia :

    • @Rowec
      @Rowec ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean it’s fine. if you don’t fuck with them, they won’t fuck with you. That’s what I’ve been taught and it’s worked like 80% of the time.

    • @zenster1097
      @zenster1097 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Rowec "80%" Don't want to know about the 20% of the time.

    • @Rowec
      @Rowec ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zenster1097 yeah some kinda literally run at you so ye

    • @monkedaily
      @monkedaily ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro, I'm more scared of red-backs which are a centimeter long than huntsmans Or tarantulas

    • @Rowec
      @Rowec ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@monkedaily red backs really aren’t that bad. Like my mate keeps like 5 of them and commonly extracts their venom. I get your point tho

  • @dlgodzilla6359
    @dlgodzilla6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I'm sure that there is a portal to hell in Australia.

    • @neptune1564
      @neptune1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      as someone that has arachnophobia
      i’m out

    • @vinculaomega5283
      @vinculaomega5283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kurt Bowser Spider rave instead of crabs?

    • @janekzdunek124
      @janekzdunek124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd rather say there's a portal to Australia in hell

    • @dlgodzilla6359
      @dlgodzilla6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@janekzdunek124 Ay, no difference!

    • @janekzdunek124
      @janekzdunek124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dlgodzilla6359 after seeing this video, I think hell isn't so bad. Bible doesn't mention spiders that big being down there

  • @arykev9458
    @arykev9458 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Spider:jumps
    My soul: adios amigo! Powering off.

  • @Ghosty5938
    @Ghosty5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    The spider: *we've been trying to tell you about your car's extended varanty*

    • @joeyzapata6786
      @joeyzapata6786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @exoels
      @exoels 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello I am Ranjith Guptah

    • @Tom-ml5sj
      @Tom-ml5sj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "just here to check the meter"

    • @thinkclear3834
      @thinkclear3834 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoooo lol I be getting those calls every fucking day lol .

  • @hunnibear3175
    @hunnibear3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    *the moment i see that is the moment i suddenly live on the moon* 🧖🏼‍♂️🪨

    • @bruhmoment6733
      @bruhmoment6733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello there verified person that i dont know

    • @ColvieChannel
      @ColvieChannel  3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmao, that was in my bedroom too

    • @lightninggaming016
      @lightninggaming016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ColvieChannel let him have the house bro lol

    • @kidsavage86
      @kidsavage86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can it kill a human if so he now owns that dwelling

    • @alexaghomon8424
      @alexaghomon8424 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You would call on Dr manhattan

  • @HenryAllenDollard
    @HenryAllenDollard ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Just a normal day in Australia

    • @neilranjan1988
      @neilranjan1988 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not gonna ruin your 333 likes
      Did it anyway.

    • @IsItTobz
      @IsItTobz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its fine its harmless

    • @wi0.24se
      @wi0.24se ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@IsItTobz still disgusting

  • @PIX-EL-s7p
    @PIX-EL-s7p 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Spider: thought “I should jump”

  • @igorotwithinternetconnecti8991
    @igorotwithinternetconnecti8991 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Imagine wings sprouting out of its back and began to fly towards you 😂

    • @rumpleforeskin5064
      @rumpleforeskin5064 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha that is awesome 🤣👍

    • @ketchupandmustard3846
      @ketchupandmustard3846 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Aw hell naw 💀

    • @Flabby555
      @Flabby555 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I know letting the spider keep the house is a joke, but I'd seriously sell my house if spiders can fly.

    • @Boey03
      @Boey03 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dawg you just made my body twitch in a whole swirl

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's some sci-fi horror waiting to happen

  • @spliff1785
    @spliff1785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Spider: nice house you got
    Me: thank you
    Spider:
    Me: I shall start packing

    • @bernardofigueiredo6246
      @bernardofigueiredo6246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There harmless

    • @trips347
      @trips347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @alastor5464
      @alastor5464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bernardofigueiredo6246 not all of them

    • @sleezygod5333
      @sleezygod5333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bernardofigueiredo6246 not the way that thing looked at him 😭

    • @Ghost21666
      @Ghost21666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      spider:good idea

  • @kunyil20
    @kunyil20 ปีที่แล้ว +1643

    "We need to protect the Australian wild life"
    The australian wild life:
    Edit: no way this got 600 likes

    • @parakeetbudgie
      @parakeetbudgie ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ok what

    • @jj4891
      @jj4891 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your point?

    • @Matt-re8im
      @Matt-re8im ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@jj4891 A joke

    • @boredartist225
      @boredartist225 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@jj4891 it’s a joke implying that the Australian wildlife is absolutely brolick. It almost SEEMS like they don’t need defending, an absolute unit. It’s both true and funny. Doesn’t MEAN anything else. I’m so sorry I had to explain this, it’s funnier without the explanation 😂

    • @martinjugolin2087
      @martinjugolin2087 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We still need to protect it, spiders are more important than you think even if they're creepy

  • @donaldkarcheriii7249
    @donaldkarcheriii7249 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Don't want to mess with that one not that he's poisonous or anything he probably wouldn't even bite you. But he is the Usain bolt of spiders

  • @mxchatea8569
    @mxchatea8569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Spider: *jumps*
    My soul: 😗✌️

    • @GomiBars
      @GomiBars 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Copied

    • @GomiBars
      @GomiBars 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Levi Bachus ok kid

    • @ze0rock
      @ze0rock 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      when does it jump btw I legit cant find it

    • @Jade0242
      @Jade0242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭

    • @kingretro2360
      @kingretro2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ze0rock literally when it ends

  • @Nitekom
    @Nitekom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Today's lesson is: never visit Australia

    • @WayToManyAssassins
      @WayToManyAssassins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Been there 3 times. Never seen a spider this size. It's very overexaggerated to how many dangerous animals there are lurking around just use your common sense

    • @ze0rock
      @ze0rock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@WayToManyAssassins as somebody who has been in australia for their whole life, I can say that MOST of the time I was only getting harvestmen and like 2 whipspiders ever

    • @iluhvgirls
      @iluhvgirls 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, just stay away from them?

    • @ze0rock
      @ze0rock 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iluhvgirls just give your home to the huntsmen

    • @MARKOoo
      @MARKOoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WayToManyAssassins people with arachnophobia don't care if the spiders are dangerous or not

  • @fionabattrum7071
    @fionabattrum7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    They may not be dangerous to humans but I’ve literally risked a stroke clicking on this !!!

    • @adamwiley1170
      @adamwiley1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No they actually are.. they can leave (bite mark)wholes the size of quarters in your skin from a bite. And they're known too be one of the most aggressive spiders/fast moving there is.

    • @HH-bb2cy
      @HH-bb2cy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@adamwiley1170 lmao they are not aggressive in the slightest, it's called self defense and it's mostly harmless, sure the bite hurts but you'll live

    • @DrakoWulf
      @DrakoWulf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@adamwiley1170 | They aren't aggressive at all, only defensive, and nothing short of a tiger could leave bite marks the size of quarters.

    • @adamwiley1170
      @adamwiley1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@DrakoWulf ugh 🤦🏻‍♂️. I own and sell the damn spider 🤦🏻‍♂️so do not sit here trying too tell me anything about them. If you think being sick in The hospital (and quarter sized dents in your skin(which is ate away by neurotoxin) is just an A OK experience. Than you have no business even in a spider comment section. Because you literally don't know. Move along

    • @adamwiley1170
      @adamwiley1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DrakoWulf defensive or scat spider.. they damn sure still bite goofball. Even the most experienced handlers have been bit. Because they are unpredictable and fast as fuck. Once you own (any spider!) Period,you'll learn it's not what it says on Google.

  • @itsicyandfriends415
    @itsicyandfriends415 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    HELP THAT ENDING THO 💀

  • @daredead6176
    @daredead6176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Huntsman spider"
    Me: Kalm
    "Huntsman spider Australia"
    Me: Panik