I actually don't care if it's summer or winter... i do wear sweaters and jackets all the year. and the sweat I'm sweating in the summer is proving my dedication to fashion xDD here it's pretty hot and I wear the Zyler sweater bc it's so comfy. :D
Here is a shock for you... I am 55 (really!) and I watch all of your videos. My daughter (22) told me about you last year. You are the best 😊 I also say "see y'all later bye!" When I leave IRL. Keep up the great work.
CRISTINE!! In my cosmetology class, we're painting those nail wheels, and we have to pick 3 reference photos and the other 4 are our own. I'M REFERENCING ONLY CRISTINE, please be proud of me!!
art zenter I toattly think he should propose to her but not in an ordinary way like he should do like a holoproposal and have a black holo witch engagement ring and a holo poster with there cats spreading holo glitter on the floor
Am I the only one who would love an 8 hour video of Cristine? Like honestly you don't have to edit it. Just open all your packages on camera don't even bother editing
Emma Nuñez you have ZERO videos!!!! And even if you had videos, they would not be good!!! I bet your videos would be AGE RESTRICTED because of how bad they are!!!!
Cristine and Ben are literally Linda and Bob from Bobs burgers Jen is Louise Zyler is Tina and Menchie is Gean p.s. Sorry I don't know how to spell menchie
Also I found these two holo books when I was book shopping. I didn't buy them though because I don't like the genre. But I posted it on Snapchat and I wish I could show you guys they're really beautiful :--(( I might go back and buy them lol
Katherine Freeman yasss shoutout to the late 20s holosexuals, I has zero human children, and had to give away my cat son to my mom, but I have a husband who I almost woke up from watching this video at 3am 😂✌
Cristine: Oh, look! It's a C and a B! Ben: Are those the grades that you got in school? Cristine: *knows the real answer but denies it by giving the death stare* Ben: *haha*
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! SIMPLY NOT LOGICAL LIKED MY COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Amazing Names. Ben Edward Ned Shiann Hunter Uain Tianna Ted Helena Ellen Fiona Utah Christine Katie Utu Penelope READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY NAME. OMG Thanks for liking Cristine!Stay a HOLOsexual forever!
Omfg. I’m not going to say I’m 44 yrs old. But I love you guys so much. You guys are holoerious. And represent true relationship goals. Ben’s laugh is the best ever.
My sis doesn't have any interest on nails ,but I do, so I recommended her to see ur channel and now she watches every vid ,though she doesn't have interest in nails ,but she watches bcoz for ur sense of humor 😂🤣
I know, I keep looking at bens sweater knowing my son would love it. He is obsessed with cats, he has autism and as I've been told most children on the spectrum have something they engulf themselves in. Well he fell in the deep world of cats. I indulge him with little things here and there but u come across that one thing that u know would be loved and cherished. But alas we broke. :-( glad Im not sulking alone in the corner.
"53 years old?"
Ben: MOM?
I've never laughed harder. I love you ben😂
I'm like the mouse yet Asian
I was hoping someone would comment this! This part killed me 😂
Mia Rosenkrantz
When did he say that? :-0
Mia Rosenkrantz YYYAAAASSSSS
#simplyholological
I got a white zyler sweater
And then realized it was almost summer
I'm committed
Chara Wilkins well ur a dedicated holosexual!!!!!
Omg it's Angelica Hamilton
😱😱
Haha same, however, in my charming little town it was over 80 degrees last Thursday and today it snowed....😅
I actually don't care if it's summer or winter... i do wear sweaters and jackets all the year. and the sweat I'm sweating in the summer is proving my dedication to fashion xDD here it's pretty hot and I wear the Zyler sweater bc it's so comfy. :D
Chara Wilkins sAME
Ben's shade is real 😂😂😂
"Don't drop out of school and make slime videos on TH-cam."
alondra gutierrez I read this exactly as he said it 😮
Well he has a point tho XD
Zyler on Ben’s sweatshirt looks like he wants the banana. 🤣🤣😂
Omg. It does.
Omg it does! That’s pretty funny😂
so zyler's gay? YESSS
Cristine: "it's a C and B."
Ben: "It's that your grade?"
*died*
Lol why did the C and B just convert to Cardi B
Hey Ben, shut the f*ck up
😂😂😂
Yoongiiiiiiiiiii uwu
yoongi's vein looool same
I love the way you call Ben.
"BEIIIIIIIIIN".
Abigail Roman same !
Kennedy Sumner bethrtg
Hey Cristine! Guess What? I'm 11! 😂😂 No Seriously? I am!
Abigail Roman *BEHN*
SAME
Here is a shock for you...
I am 55 (really!) and I watch all of your videos. My daughter (22) told me about you last year. You are the best 😊
I also say "see y'all later bye!" When I leave IRL.
Keep up the great work.
Delores B THATS AWESOME
Delores B that's so cool
Delores B cool
hey. I don't know you but I love you♥
Delores B OMG 55YEAR OLD SAYS IRL HOLY SHIT
You should make a section in your channel called "simply failogical" where nothing worked or didn't go as planned
Like a channel for bloopers?
Cool.
That's all of it
And then it ends up becoming her main channel 😂
Realitea Blows that would have more vids then either of her channels 😂💿
Simply not logical is already that
as a 24 year old woman in grad school avoiding the job market, I am vibing hard w/ the 21 year old doll-gifter lmao
casker I'm a 19 year old who has decided to go to grad school for the same reason lol, I was laughing so hard at that. The truth is out!
casker i think she is 29
casker no crintine is 28 she says it in a lot of her videos
Coleen McDonald she's talking about her age not cristines
Miss Mollie's world I was talking to someone else
Hey Ben I got a joke "shut the fuck up"😂😂😂😂😂
Ben: "Don't drop out of school to make slime videos on TH-cam"
Me: **Slowly puts down the slime I was playing with**
running girl lolololololol
running girl HAHAHAHAH
running girl this is so funny I burst out laughing
I laugh to easy
running girl LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
running girl AHAHAHAHAHAHA I DIED
When life gives you bananas you give them to ben
Yas
Ben needs a shirt!!! You have a shirt "holo its me", your cats have shirts... Where is Bens holo yellow banana shirt??!! I'd buy that shit!!
Gels N Gems Nails gr8 dea though
yes
Gels N Gems Nails yesssss
Gels N Gems Nails I suggest that it says "Shut the fuck up, Ben"
Gels N Gems Nails I would wear that every single day 😂😂😂
Cristine, "I'm 53 years old"
Ben, ".........................mom ?"
Me, "BAjajajajaababajabajab"
A sweatshirt saying
"Ben shut the fck up"😂😂😂
spyder4433 yaaaas 😂😂
HEWL YEAH
Sara Lance If
Sara Lance OMG YES
But it has to say it in holo, or no true holosexual will ever buy it...
"You cut up his pokemon card? Is that bad?"
IF IT WAS A HOLO IT WAS PROBABLY EXPENSIVE NO NO NO
I JUST
I'D DIE IF SOMEONE CUT MY HOLO *CARDS*
thank goodness i'm not the only one who lost it at the pokemon card violence
CRISTINE!! In my cosmetology class, we're painting those nail wheels, and we have to pick 3 reference photos and the other 4 are our own. I'M REFERENCING ONLY CRISTINE, please be proud of me!!
No one's gonna see this, but that's okay
Meggo My Eggo YASS, you go girl make us homosexuals proud.
Meggo My Eggo
*holosexuals
*cough errr HOLOsexuals, mebbee? ;-)
definitely meant holosexual, darn autocorrect. ;)
Everyone needs a Ben
You get a Ben! And you get a Ben! Everybody gets a Ben!
Octobris Not one for you, Glenn Coco!
Georgia girl u mean a ben-nana?? 🍌🍌
Georgia girl I have one, actually ❤️
b a i l e y cringe
I could sit here watching you open mail for 8 hours.
I’m bisexual BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I CANT BE HOLOSEXUAL
Cassami Starr PREACH
I’m bi too! Well biromantic, as well as asexual, but still! 😂😂😂
Both, both is good.
You go person.....human...... whatever you identify by
Same im Bi
One like to save Ben...
Emma Ottosen lol
Emma Ottosen 😂😂😂
Emma Ottosen Yesssssssss
Emma Ottosen Hey girl, I got you blue😂
ღ Evelae ღ BITCHES LIKE BLUE LEMME SMASH PLS
I love how Ben puts up with all the crazy shit she does because he loves her xD
summer roses ik they should just get married already 😂
Brie what the actual.......
ben just needs to propose them maybe she wont et high again lol jk
art zenter I toattly think he should propose to her but not in an ordinary way like he should do like a holoproposal and have a black holo witch engagement ring and a holo poster with there cats spreading holo glitter on the floor
iliana ocamo PREACHHHH
"i'm not gonna tell you my age because i am a fetus " 💀💀💀
_Roses are red_
_Violets are blue_
_The place you are looking for is __6:32_
Sandy Alyon dis needs 3”853”84573”4545773489578957948757487274872366587264823629737279357872356872356 likes >:O
Also 6:50
Lmaoo thank you!
li do l
Thank uuu
Ben: *unwraps the doll and looks at it for two seconds then re-wraps it up again* 😂
SamuraiSister Undercover what is the time on that ?
Julia Stakic 16:10
Sophie.Grace 42 thanks
TheTrashyPigLife TM haha I noticed that to xD
Christine: Oh look a C and B!
Ben: Are those your grades?
I DIED
shyoubine her comeback should have been "no they're yours"
shyoubine BABAHHAHA OMFG
shyoubine no "h"
B'scuse me
HOT ANIMU BOY! *Q*
Ben: don't drop out of school to make slime videoes kids
Me: *choking*
Little Mermaid ayy
I read this comment right when he said that...... Q the Illuminati music 🎶
kadrien dietz yyyaaaaaaassss
*VIDEOES*
QUICHELORRAINE I'm a lazy person....
When BEYN said "Don't drop out of school to make slime videos" I immediately thought of Jojo Siwa XD
Sameeee
sans bonnie she making more bank than any of us, too bad she’s gonna loose all her hair
PK XD
She is still being homeschooled...
bad example bro, she’s a millionaire
Christine : "Oh look, it's a C and a B!"
ben : "Are those your grades?"
Deepika Baddam me: oooooooooooooohhhhhh
ITS CRISTINE NOT CHRISTINE
I laughed so hard lol
shut the fuck up Ben
Deepika Baddam 😂😂😂😂
am i the only one who died when ben said "Hey ben i have ah joke, shut the fuck up"
Noo, apparently this video is responsible for the deaths of 250+ people XD
6:28
Tylicia banks so did I . I couldn't even breathe
*PERSON* IM 51
*BEN* MOM
DYING 😂😂😂
At 10:18 Zyler knocked down the picture of menchie because she gets more attention
THIS IS A JOKE SO DONT HATE ON MEH
Felt that too
He also knocked over a bottle of nail polish
Am I the only one who would love an 8 hour video of Cristine? Like honestly you don't have to edit it. Just open all your packages on camera don't even bother editing
The one ikr that would be the BEST. THING. EVER
NO! I WANT THAT SOOO BAD!!!
The one yassssssssss
Same and I'm in love with their livestreams now 😍
"I'm fifty-three years old, let that sink in"
Ben: "Mum?"
Katie are you English
No, I'm from Australia :)
Gabby Hahahaha lol!!
I love how Ben is somehow always dragged into ur vids 😂😂
Its Sam same !
Its Sam lol exactly
Its Sam lol
Its Sam and yet he's always supportive
Its Sam So true
Cristine: "thank you so much for your letter *emma* .......... this one is from another *emma!* "
Ben: *"cOnSpIrAcY"* 😂😂
I'm so glad you liked the holo sequin notebook I got you, I literally squealed with excitement when I saw you open it! 💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
thank you so much I'm pretty sure i squealed with more excitement I LOVE IT!!!💿💿
Vanessa where dit you get it? 💿💿💿🦄💿💿💿
She squealed too lol. I wonder which one of you was more excited :P
Vanessa I bought a holiday note book for this school
And now Cristine responded to my comment and my day is made
Cristine:"I'm 53 years old! Let that sink in for a while!
Ben: mom?
😂😂😆😆
The Best Fiends music in the background during the fake paid promotion bit. I cried 😂😂😂
HAHAHA YA CAUGHT ME
Simply Not Logical holo it's me graecyn
I am level 50+ at Best Fiends
Simply Not Logical H💿L💿 EVERY
Simply Not Logical H💿L💿 EVERYONE IT'S ME ENGY (you pronounce it ENJY)
AND I WISH I CAN MARRY H💿L💿(#trying not to make fun of you)😆😊🙂🙃☺️😋😗😘😍
Cristine: what kind of emotions are you having right now?
Ben: *laughs* emotions?
Me: 💀
omg I read dat comment as dey said it XD
I'm alive but I'm dead
I love the way she says Ben's name "BEYAN" "BEYAN"
Hey Ben .............
I'm not predictable
love sick PHAM
love sick but shut the fuck up 😂
ayy.
PHANDOM AYE
pham aye
"My name is Mickey like the mouse but Asian" lmaoooo
13:40 Ben: Kate Spade! Thats fancy
Cristine: How do you know thats fancy?
Ben: I know some shit
😂😂❤️L💿ve you guys❤️😂😂
Ben: **intellectual and thought out witty roast**
Cristine:
Ben:
Cristine:
Ben:
Cristine: *shUT THE F**K UP BEN*
My boyfriend was really disappointed when I said "sorry, I'm a HOLOsexual" then he was like "wait, I am too!"
Lexi Loves cats XD Homosexuality is spreading! Pass it on XD
IceFire Dragon do you mean HOLOsexual ma'm. Cause I'm pretty sure HER BOYFRIEND isn't a HomoSexual
I am 12 and I can watermarble
DizzehTheUnicorn Yeah I meant holosexuality why autocorrect!!!
search up holo queen on google
Cristine: This would make a good body bag
Ben: Sure(?)
Cristine: Chop you up to pieces
Ben: ur so fucking weird
Cristine: shut the fuck up ben
14:05 aww her voice shows how much she loves it. TOO CUTE
*Ben throws the Book”. Me: Dies*😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
Missy Lissy i read this exactly when he threw it😂😂
Missy Lissy IKR HOW CAN HE THROW THE BOOK
Cristine: oooh look Ben! It's a C and a B!
Ben: Are those your grades?
SavageBenLogical: **thug lifeee**
Jennifer Hall wat time
Their wedding would be so obnoxious lol just imagine all the holo.
Nina you mean it would be better with all the holo
Nina she would probably have a holo wedding dress lol
Get Corrine to make her a Holo wedding dress
Probably even the Venue and her flowers will be holo and the dresscode for her wedding would be HOLO XD
Nina I would have a migraine from all the reflecting
No one:
Not a single soul:
Ben: ain’t no holla back gurrrl
I loved that part so much. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
It’s funny how Ben covers the doll back up at 16:19 😂
"What are you gonna do with these balls ?"
"Plays with them"
*smiles*
It makes me laugh so hard 😂
Léa B "here! You want to play with me?!"
Waooo so many likes and Cristine has loved my comment ! thanks (btw I'm french and I don't speak English fluently)
BEN: "Simply..NeolLogical"
CRISTINE: "Who's that? Is she from the matrix?"
😂😂😂😂
If u cut Ben and kill him who's going to pay that taxes and who's going to Starbucks for u?!?
Yk.rosee 12 and I *_Ooooop_*
It’s called TurboTax and postmates lol
Izuwu yes she would have to go get his brother and then half of us would leave
I died when you said " Do you wanna touch it with your bean toes?"
Whoever just Rickrolled us via fan mail is a genius.
genius 👏
You’re welcome I sent it
5:35 someone pls remix ben's original
song holoback girl bcs I need it in my life
Maja Sundqvist yas
Maja Sundqvist holoback gurll
Cristine: “you should be a TH-camr”
Ben: “no”
2019: yes
"Ben Ben I got a joke shut the fuck up" I can't even 😂😂😂
Cristine you got rick rolled but you got holo rolled ahhhhhhhh😂😂😂💿💿
Ben nye the starbucks guy
Ben ben ben ben
Keanna James BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN NYE THE STARBUCKS GUYYYY
This is great
glossy productions Ben nye
BEEEEENNNN NYEE...THE STARBUCKS GUYY!
Cristine: BEYN! BEYN! BEYN! BEYN! BEYN! BEYN! BEYN!
Keanna James that was great 😂😂💕
Cristine at 14:04 😂 SHE SOUNDS SO EXCITED, IT'S FRICKIN ADORABLE
I want someone to look at me the way that Ben looks at Cristine at 15:43
Calysta McGinnis AWWWWWW
I can't stop repeating that momento,just so cute
Calysta McGinnis k
Oh my a rare sighting of Zyler. 😂
Omg I’m ded
Rella xoxo yes.
Emma:I love all your nail videos
Me:Whale....there not many of those😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lovely Val WHALE "Plops into water making a big splash*
Lovely Val Fock you i am a real TH-camr
Emma Nuñez calm down Emma....
Emma Nuñez
Wut? it was a pun.. a good one too
Emma Nuñez you have ZERO videos!!!! And even if you had videos, they would not be good!!! I bet your videos would be AGE RESTRICTED because of how bad they are!!!!
Oh my god I yelled when I saw the Artemis Fowl book that is literally my favorite book series ever
I love if when she calls Ben "BEEIINNN"
Nicole Hui BEAAAYYYYN!!!
You copied someone
Cristine and Ben are literally Linda and Bob from Bobs burgers Jen is Louise Zyler is Tina and Menchie is Gean p.s. Sorry I don't know how to spell menchie
Haley Gilmore Omg do you love llama’s
Of course I love llamas
Haley Gilmore you spelled it right
That's true Jen is exactly like louise
Been also acts like Ben and Cristine is sometimes obnoxious like Linda ( in a good way )
Ben should make a channel called simplymalelogical 😂😂
XequinionX YES YES YES
XequinionX Do you mean "male" as boy, or like "mail" as in what they opened.
mail because bens gender is an envelope.
blackpink in your perimeter omfg
blackpink in your perimeter did you just assume his gender?
You should come out with a holo shirt/hoodie merch for animals
"My friends get annoyed whenever I point out anything holo"
Literally me with my friends HAHA
Also I found these two holo books when I was book shopping. I didn't buy them though because I don't like the genre. But I posted it on Snapchat and I wish I could show you guys they're really beautiful :--(( I might go back and buy them lol
Letter: "53 years old"
Ben: "Mom?"
Me: "Ben shut the f*ck up Ben!"
LOL!
Krystal Camille Morta Shut the f*ck up Krystal!
Krystal Camille Morta jk but u throwing some shade e.e
Kitty 6706 TH-cam made me accidentally click this and not let me go.
LPS Angelics Well then say to TH-cam "if you love me let me gooooo!"
Krystal Camille Morta :
I am 27 and have a human child, 3 cat children and a husband 😱 #trueancientfan 🤣🤣
Katherine Freeman yasss shoutout to the late 20s holosexuals, I has zero human children, and had to give away my cat son to my mom, but I have a husband who I almost woke up from watching this video at 3am 😂✌
Katherine Freeman *gasp* you have a... HUMAN-CHILD
I'm 27 and still live in my mom's house. So technically I'm 12.
I'll be 31 next month. No kids, but i got a cat son.
Katherine Freeman I'm 21 with one human child, one cat child, and one husband child lol
Captions be like
Hi I’m Emma I’m 13 years old and I’m your number one *homosexual*
Cristine: Oh, look! It's a C and a B!
Ben: Are those the grades that you got in school?
Cristine: *knows the real answer but denies it by giving the death stare*
Ben: *haha*
Lili's Laboratory lol !
ben needs a shirt that says shut the fuck up in HOLO!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
SIMPLY NOT LOGICAL LIKED MY COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Eliza McKenzie I know that feeling but but I think it creeps them out
Siena Farah lol i know!!!! but i'm literally shaking!!!! this made my day!!!!
Eliza McKenzie right once a TH-camr replied to me and I liked thanked her a million times but she umm never replied again😢
Siena Farah lol XD
7:33 those your grades?😂😂
Imagine being ten years old and being the reason behind a simply video title😂😂how iconic that would make my whole YEAR
Christine: It's the letter from emma...another emma
Ben: conspiracy
👌😂😂😂
Heart Fillia dilemma
that's amazing!! Seriously awesome that you are so ambitious and that you love school so much...that will take you far!
Amazing Names.
Ben
Edward
Ned
Shiann
Hunter
Uain
Tianna
Ted
Helena
Ellen
Fiona
Utah
Christine
Katie
Utu
Penelope
READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY NAME.
OMG Thanks for liking Cristine!Stay a HOLOsexual forever!
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Darby Carey Christine's name is spelled Cristine
YOU SPELT CRISTINE WRONG
I know it's spelt different but autocorrect is very critical :(
Darby Carey omgXD
Ok, you might think I’m crazy, but the first Artemis Fowl book is actually really good. And the cover is GOLD HOLO
"STFU"
Slam
That
Freakin Like B-
Utton!
💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀
Emily Rivera-Fontanez 😂😂😂
LOL 😂 the simplynailogical jokes about actually doing nails like "what nail tutorials" for new subscribers lol
Christine did you know when you say seperate your lips touch but when you say touch they don't touch
Weridperson257 pls stop
Weridperson257 I LITERALLY JUST DID THAT TO SEE IF IT WAS TRUE
I'm shooketh.
Wtf? It's true
I literally just tried that
Omfg. I’m not going to say I’m 44 yrs old. But I love you guys so much. You guys are holoerious. And represent true relationship goals. Ben’s laugh is the best ever.
“I came out as homosexual…they said go to bed”
Sara Kelly *holosexual
😂😂😂😂
My sis doesn't have any interest on nails ,but I do, so I
recommended her
to see ur channel and now she watches every vid ,though she doesn't have interest in nails ,but she watches bcoz for ur sense of humor 😂🤣
When you want the merch but are broke af 😭 😭 😭 😭
chelsy grant same :(
I know, I keep looking at bens sweater knowing my son would love it. He is obsessed with cats, he has autism and as I've been told most children on the spectrum have something they engulf themselves in. Well he fell in the deep world of cats. I indulge him with little things here and there but u come across that one thing that u know would be loved and cherished. But alas we broke. :-( glad Im not sulking alone in the corner.
chelsy grant my uncle has autism too. He doesn't hug me or my twin
chelsy grant I know right
OMG she needs to make a youtube called HoloKitty and it is literally videos of her cats XDXDXDXD
What about simplycatlogical
Ben's face throughout most of the video was just like "FML,FML,FML!!"
whenever Ben say something that Cristine doesn't like, she's like "BEN,SHUT THE FUCK UP" 😂😂😂😂
Nazanin B.P Hey ben, stfu
I feel like Zyler needs to be in the spotlight more,I NEED TO SEE HIS INNER HOLO SELF HE IS HIDING IT FROM US WE MUST KNOOOOOW!!!!
Lucia - Hearts Sadly he doesn't like the camera that much :(
When Ben threw out that Artemis Fowl novel, I literally cried. Artemis Fowl is one of my fave novels. Lol
T-shirt with "Ben, shut the fuck up."
I really need that in my life.
Chanceya me 2
Can someone make a holo T-shirt with “oh my god. BEn” on it
Casper S good idea
Everything ben says or does turns into a joke...
My parents : what do u want for your birthday
Me : I want a simply Naillogical merch
Cristine how did you and Ben meet I need one where can I get one lmao
I'm not sure but I think she once said that they went to grad school together :)
In college go to school kids