MY FANS ALL WANNA LEAVE THE USA?? | Simplymailogical #7
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ส.ค. 2024
- Seriously so many of you wanna move in with me, I better start looking for an actual house cause we're all not gonna fit in this apartment 😂
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I love how "shut the fuck up" is an inside joke now
Dj Skye ikr?
Dj Skye I love how I watch enough of these videos to know it an inside joke 😂
Dj Skye That unboxing video was iconic.
You need to shut the fuck up
Ahh Cristine noticed me! :')
Despite all the silliness on this channel (which I love), you guys are a rarity on TH-cam. You both have educations, still work, haven't moved to a mansion with your TH-cam success and appear to be saving and spending your money wisely. TH-cam is not forever and you both realize this so kudos to you. . Thanks for making me laugh. There is no age limit in loving holo and glitter. Menchie stole the show. 🐱.
G- Bgcg Yes save for a short very expensive manicure stint😂
G- Bgcg and its all because ben saves money and does taxes
Sarahtheunicorn a
Are you ancient?
LINDSEY SEALE most of her nail polish is given to her from company sponsorships on stuff (as of 2015 she said it in her collection video but it could be different now)
I don’t care if Cristine and Ben get married as long as they stay together happy and healthy and (fun) love Rafi
So tru!
Yes I bet Christine and BEN is so happy that someone gets what they have be say for years lol
Who’s Ben I only know Beyyyyyyyynnnn
I'm happy if Cristine and BEEEYYYYNNNNNN are happy lol I'm weird
*Best Ben Moments*
2:34
4:43
6:20
6:41 (precious laughter)
10:37
11:03
12:33
12:54
13:57
14:03
14:23
15:34
15:55
16:56
Thanks 👌🏼
What did he say in 12:54
@@muralireddy3838 "Are those your grades?"
@@MathildeMakeup02 ok thanks
Jesus Christ, can Ben's life advice be a whole series on its own. I legitimately want to watch hours of that shit.
YES PLEASE DO IT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY LIFE TO BE COMPLETE!!
lol do it
srsly pls
YAAS! SimplyLogical? SimplyLifeAdvice? SimplyLogicalLifeAdvice ?!
Yaaaaaaaassss
Spiteful simplylifelogical
"When you're an adult you don't really need a favourite colour anymore."
Dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Ben 2020” "is this like our death dates?” ... might wanna be extra careful this year Ben
I'm sorry to say this but bell falls to corona...
Their on quarintine what's gonna happen next
Mmmmmmmmm....extra,extra careful
I legit came to the comments hoping to see something like this.
they predicted what was gonna happen.
ben vacuuming cristine’s glitter pants is literally couple goals
Army 💜💜💜
If I don’t have that kind a love, then I don’t want it👁👄👁
Ben should have a channel where people send in life problems and he will answer them.
Life Lessons With Ben
SimplyLifeLogical
Simplybenlogical
I like it a little bit more when they do it together 😁
He can teach you about taxes and life decisions 😂😂
@@ellaholten6697 so true 😂
"All those foot fetish people, take your screenshots." Ben is fucking savage. 🤣🤣🤣
Em B
Wtf you have two top comments damn it
Fallen Angel your friends ex? YOUR BOYFRIENDS wHAT
📮📫📪📬📭📭📬📫📮
Em B I
Em B I
Cristine giving out life advice: Don’t listen to youtubers
Cristine: A youtuber
Me: So do I listen or do I not
Ummm.. I’m confused 🤷♀️
*Gasp!* A paradox!
Bannana Ben
Bannana Ben
We all cheer for Bannana Ben!
He brings the tea,
He gives advice,
He might want to run away!
Bannana Ben
Bannana Ben
Lets all cheer for Bannana ben
this......is......beauty
Yes (banana)
Benana ben*
I'm a barista in the U.S. I even know how to spell her name and what she gets. A barista can only dream about making the holo queen a chai latte..
Cristine please let me be your barista
KatDreamz ditto
KatDreamz but what is Ben's order?
My nail broke today. Can we please take a moment to mourn the tragic loss of my left hand pointer finger nail. Please hold me in your thoughts and prayers.
Ruby RIP Left Index (? - Sept. 2017)
Praying for you 🤧🙏🙌
Ruby R.I.P
Ruby's index finger
*?*-2017
May this person's poor finger rest in peace.
Ruby *sniff sniff* rip nail also sub to me
I'm so sorry
Cristine: "You know what I say. We're all gonna be dead one day..."
**knife she's using to cut open the box jumps and hits against her thigh close to a very important artery**
Me: "Some of us sooner than others."
Seriously though, please be careful with knives, Cristine. Always cut away from yourself.
True,when I was cutting a sausage i almost cut off my finger. It was a close one.
Saraphim *claps*👏🏼👏🏼for being the first one that spelled cristine right
Lol that would have been better if you said that near holoween I cut my finger with a knife lol still have the scar
What time
What time?me?well if it is me then 2017 when I'm writing this still have the scar
When you're an adult, your favorite colors are black and depression.
@@LichenJuice XDDD
Mariam Aprasidze holo isn’t exactly a color sometimes sense it shifts color so its more of like colors?
Im not exactly sure
I'm 11 my favourite colour is black and fave subject is death
@@ugh_doll ugh give me a break
@Kassidy Thomas wasn't meant to be funny
*Ben gets on one knee*
C: "OMG BEYN"
B: "I've been wanting to ask you this for awhile now.."
*Cristine is super happy*
B: "will you make me the happiest man alive... and file your own damn taxes"
Luna Veil lol im dying😂
Luna Veil IM DEAD BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben continues "and buy your own Starbucks!" 😝😂
Luna Veil HAHAHAHAH
Luna Veil WHEN DID HE SAY THIS
I WROTE A SMALL POEM/THING FOR YOU
There are 2 special letters in the alphabet
B and C
B comes before C
Yet Ben always keep Cristine's needs before his
Aditi shrivastava I love that poem
Aditi shrivastava ❤❤❤
Aditi shrivastava AWWW😭😍
you should get this copyrighted! very original
Aditi shrivastava I
Why I want to move/go to Canada
1. You’re there
2. Ben is there
3. It doesn’t snow in TX 😢
4. Zyler and Menchie are there
5. Trump
6. I want to make maple taffy
7. I love snow
8. Your nail polish
9. Trump....
10. I can put frozen holo in my drinks (heh heh)
We also have free health care
Trust me. You don’t want snow.
Your opinion on it will change so fast after a couple of days in it.
@@milopt.352 Yup
@@tobeadreamer1130 There is no such a thing as free health care nor free anything. You pay back in higher taxes, what's basically pointless
We have free health care and it snows i. Other parts of the 🇺🇸 and what do u know about politics😂😂
What should've happened:
Ben: That's 200%.
Cristine: That's cuz i'm twice the woman you'll ever be.
Cristine, you should get a vacuum brand deal.
Em B wow you've got both top comments!
Em B specially made for cleaning up holo
Em B I seen u on Shane Dawson's scary ig video 😂x
Mishumydog not anymore
Em B YES!
By how much Cristine goes to Starbucks they should know who she is and how to spell her name
So Happy So true 😆
So Happy the dude at Starbucks starts making my PGTL right when I walk in and sometimes it's free lol
So Happy She doesn't go. Ben does.
I'm a barista in the U.S. I even know how to spell her name and what she gets. A barista can only dream about making the holo queen a chai latte..
Tatiana Lekka she does I see her go on her snap chat story all the time but also true
Time's almost up ben
*better get cristine's tea before 2022*
too late
2:27 get you a man who gets you tea and vacumes the holo glitter from yo pants
I got my mom and aunt obsessed with holo are you proud of me
Is this even something to be proud of
Vrisha S you should be proud I am proud of you 😂
Vrisha S Yes. Be very proud
Vrisha S ive been i love with holo since she started with holo #holo4life 💿💿💿💿💿
Vrisha S yes
\\SimplyJess 96// haha thank you 😂💕
"What's the big question?"
"Are you gonna file your own taxes?"
Me: *dies*
Duck Duck Which is the video where he's talking about taxes? Can't find it.
Sammy Cruz the "will it water marble video"
Lol I'm ded
Fan: describe Cristine in one word
Ben, without missing a beat: Crazy
2:48 did Beyn just whip out condoms? 😂
Gina Antonucci I think so
I thank.he did to
I thought they were stickers
I just thought the same thing!😂
The letters might say “I’m 12” but by the time she opens them they’re probably already 84 😂
Living young tho
Wolfy Junior r/whoosh
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
@Wolfy Junior Unless she like, becomes immortal from all the holo xD
It'S bEeN 84 yEaRs
I swear when they were talking about parents not giving there kids social media i literally cried cuz it was soo meaningful and i can see ben an cristine getting married and treating there kids wonderfully.
Im sorry if this offends u cristine
Edit -THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LIKES I really appreciate it
Helena Mia I cried too 😭
Kennath Hall its a really good message + THANK U CRISTINE FOR ❤️TING THIS COMMENT
Just noticed this was posted on my birthday, excluding the year... yes i know im late but I've been binge watching the Holo Queen for days now👑💅💕💕
It is that time where I watch all your simply mailogical videos again.
EVEN CANADA POST IS NICE AND PRECIOUS
*The last time I was this early, I didn't know what holo was*
sparklyclarke same here buddy
**gasps**
6:40 I love hearing Ben laugh sooooo much
'When you're an adult you dont really need a favourite colour/color anymore'-A quote by Ben Mazowita
Is that actually his last name?
When she says;
"not to this man"
Ben just laughed and said to himself;
"that bitch ain't gettin no more Starbucks"
Danielle Tukuafu wat time?
Hi I'm Fynn 14:02
nats music no it's not
Danielle Tukuafu 😂
Ben is actually just cristines carer
Beeyyn"when you're an adult you don't need a favorite color. "
Cristen's face had me dying.
I'm 42 and Ben's comment had my jaw hitting the floor! What nonsense was he spewing?!
I actually work at Yankee Candle and we have this station where we can customize the label in any photo or video label you choose! It's pretty cool too :) I made some for my family and relatives and they all loved it.
Menchie for president 2020.
Annie D YES!!
At least it will be better than Donald trump
Annie D but menchie isn't 35, a citizen for 14 years, or born in the US
Miss. Anonymous but menchie is menchie.
We need a shirt that says "Do your taxes" for Ben 😂
Samantha May no Ben needs a shirt that says "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
I could make one
Samantha May Original
With a banana on it
Samantha May YAAAAAS!!!! And it HAS t💿 have a banana 💿n it!!😀😀💿💿
*You're welcome cristine*
0:19
lol, that wasn't your box. Don't pretend to be somebody you aren't.
@Neele Chaudhry Yeah, it was mine. I gave her a fan, a holo makeup bag, two bismuth crystals, and a holographic keychain. I wrote in pink permanent marker and drew a picture of Menchie and Zyler.
@Neele Chaudhry thanks
Zoe Wyman unless it was your box there’s literally no way you can tell
@@fae5748 her name is Zoe
😲😲😲 As a grown ass adult woman, I can assure you that it is absolutely necessary to have a favorite color and to ask all the other grown ass people what their favorite color is too
P.S.- Royal Blue is the best color ☺☺
I will never grow old of Holo
HeyMonaLisaCanI 67 to be honest who will?
HEY Im James exactly
HeyMonalisa
I stopped watching the h3 podcast for this, I hope you understand the severity of this situation
Also, I don't work at Walgreens but, you're welcome
Zoe Clark Vlogs wow that's extreme
Damn I had no idea cristines fans had such dedication
Wow Zoe, great moves, keep it up. Proud of you.
WaywardWolf that meant everything to me
I never get bored of your channels. I just discovered you last week and I’ve been binge watching. Thank you for the comedy.
How many times have I seen the same holo pencil case?!?!?!💿💿
Cristine is actually me trying to sing the American national anthem 😂 I'm Canadian too 🇨🇦😂
Eleah Steiner That's pretty sad...
Juliana same
Juliana |-/
Juliana if
Juliana HELLO FREN
You're the first TH-camr I've found that is actually genuine in their appreciation for their fans' support. People usually sound so fucking fake saying, "thank you sooo much, _____ ____! " I usually don't buy it, thanks for being a real person instead of a PR robot.
Haha
Sandy Wong gg
No the Merrel twins are also genuine 😤😤
*cough* Jacksepticeye *cough* Markiplier *cough*
I am 11 but I still watch her videos EVERYDAY
Anyone else who noticed Cristine’s new nail polish line turned back
wards behind her? This was published in 2017, SHOOK
For some reason at 2:49 I thought Ben pulled out a ring to propose to Cristine bc they were just talking about the big question, then I realized it was just bags of glitter 😂
sAME LMAOO
Take me the land of Maple Butter, Moose, snow, h💿l💿, and CHRISTINE THE SCIENCE QUEEN💓💓😂
Isabelle BBUUURRNNN gosh when was the last cristine the science queen
Isabelle BBUUURRNNN Take me with you!!
Isabelle BBUUURRNNN OMG SAMEEE LEDS ALL GO TOGETHERRR!!
Isabelle BBUUURRNNN i live in the land you speak of
CRISTINE***
8:21 when Ben acted like my mexican mom and im Cristine 😂
Cristine I love watching your videos,they make my day!😁
Did Ben not notice that after he got his letter he could've left.... He stayed for the entire video.....( Cristine! I'm from Cornwall which is right near Ottawa! It's about...45 minutes away. EVERYTIME I go there I always look for someone walking around in all holo, with Starbucks in one hand and a cat leash in the other hand. Also simplysnapsquad💿👻
still waiting for her play button
AkaliAnne what play button
Madison Meyer her gold play button for this channel
AkaliAnne they won't send it because did you see what she did to the other play button?!
Other youtubers have done far worse things to their play buttons. TH-cam doesn't care what they do to the buttons, it's theirs.
AkaliAnne she already got one
I was part of the fort Mac evac. The shittiest year of my life. Sadly so many people are still getting screwed over by insurance. A lot of businesses couldn't reopen. We just found out that a big local newfie bar (that got majority screwed by insurance) is getting an extreme makeover donated by members of the community, its beautiful.
Fan: I live you
Cristine:“You’re coming on a little strong”
Ben: yeah back off
Your eyebrows are nice too (But Bens are on fleeeeek)
innit
Molly Prahl holo shit you're right, his eyebrows fckin slayyyyyyyy
*BEEENNNN* 😂😂😂😂
Isabelle BBUUURRNNN *BEYN*
*BEYN*
Isabelle BBUUURRNNN j
I am
Isabelle BBUUURRNNN (b
Cristine: You wanna have a bath later?
Ben: Sure |:)
Cristine: We don't have a bath
I love how the candles matched their shirts. Now that's couple goals.😂
Reasons I want you and Ben to get married .... I want to see you in a holo wedding dress
Me to that would be amazing she would look so pretty and Zieler and menchie would be running around trying to get the holo rainbows so cute
YESSSSSS
Omg yas
elyse troiano with a holo ring
Yess i can not wait
“Your soundtracks were so fire they burned down our whole town” oh shit
SkysharktheWeeb
Oh shit a house near my friends house was on fire
SkytheWeeb I actually died when I watched this!💗😭😂😂😂
Your channels are so wholesome:). It makes me happy to watch your videos, especially when I am in a bad mood!
At my school they actually do teach how to save and make money. 😅😅😅
I GOT SOME HOLO ROCKETDOG SNEAKERS THE OTHER DAY BUT THEY GIVE ME BLISTERS BUT ITS WORTH IT BECAUSE THEYRE HOLO!!!! 📀📀💿💿💿🦄🦄
(Edit: she noticed me and liked my comment omg I'm gonna die)
CallMeHusky Yesss 😂😂
Slay Daddy lol #worthit
Lol
Why is there no comments for me
Izzy_ Mcadie holo?
So what Ben said about social media is so true. I was very sheltered as a kid, so much that my psychologist called it neglectful and another form of child abuse basically. I literally knew NOTHING and then when I ran away with my boyfriend at 18 across the country I made so many humiliating mistakes. Including a lot on social media too... omg the posts are so embarrassing. Super innopropiate. I've deleted all my accounts now and just feel sick when I think about using them. Kids! Sometimes your parents are wrong!
Goddamn yes! I hated how I had to let go of all my friends every year in school because we changed classes and had no way of communicating with each other from then on. I always sneaked on to social media though, and now I make money by selling art to strangers on the internet take that mOM
Cass Sultra I sell goddamn furry porn on furaffinity don't be like me but also use social media
you never answered if you like alpacas and we still never know 😂 🦙
"I'll be the coolest girl in the cubicles"
- Simply 2017
When she tried singing the American Anthem I died. “We wished Trump was...” hahahah lolol
Omfg same
MP Network DEAD
Trump is awesome
Carmen Quintana Trump is not awesome to me
MP Network ded😂😂😂😂
I showed my mom the life advice about social media bit and she just replied "you don't need a social life" xD
Crying at the pronunciation of Oregon 😭😂 (Still love you!!!)
You should do a video where you show the craziest stuff fans have sent you
My daughter showed me your channel, she's 11 and I'm 31 😃😃😃
Ashleigh Sanders I showed my mom her channel and I'm 11 and her exact words were,"wow you watch this??? Well that's cool, guess what, I love her too" 😂 do you like her ???
Mckayla Lucas of course! How can you not love Cristine!
My moms super strict. If I showed her this, she’d take away all electronic, my bed frame, and my door.
Ashleigh Sanders yesterday I showed my sister Cristine and she didn't like her! :((
my daughter's ten and she thinks this chanel is boring ;~; I don't know where I went wrong.
1: Cristine
2:ben
3:menchie
4:ziler
5:Russian
6:holo sexual
7:holo nail polish
8:fake holo makeup
9:holo
0: nail art
Fusion Sketches BEYYYYNNNNNNN
It's ZYLER 😂
Yay I’m FUCKING MENCHIE. 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😛😝😝😛😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Menchieeeee 4 lyfe
Fusion Sketches IM A HALOSEXUAL
“or-gone”
😭😭😭
or-eh-gun
I love it when Cristine opens her mail by herself and when there’s a letter for Ben, he comes in the video and then ends up staying throughout the whole process of opening the mail 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
I smiled so much that now my face hurts. Thanks for giving me something to think that getting out of bed was maybe worth it.
Cristine should have a jar full of money people just give her and open it at the end of the year.
14:13 "if you use this in a video please don't say my name" Ben and Cristine "thank you anonymous writer" but forgets Ben already said it at 13:45😂💿
I love u buuuuuuuttt
NOT ALL PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ARE FROM LONDON!!!
Still my fav TH-camr
Sophia Devoy she knows that, she’s just having fun
*BUT!
My cousin has a dog and a cat and for some reason they always come to me when they hear cristine's voice so I'm guessing they are holosexuals as well💿💿💿📪📫📬📭
Denise Reyes 😂😂
You should dress Ben up one day in all HOLO
Okokok I screeched when you talked about people asking about the fire because I have this friend who lives in the USA and she heard about a shooting in Toronto and asked if I was ok. I love in Calgary and she is entirely aware. The same girl also asked if I knew her auntie Pat who lives in Charlottetown
I think you've explained Holo to Beeyn in every episode now so far. (I've been stalking your channel for a while, needed something I could mostly listen to so I'm going through all your simplymail XD)
If I could send a letter to Cristine, I would say something like,
"Dear Cristine,
My name is Mia, and I'm 12. Throughout my life I've had a condition on my skin which makes it itchy, and I'm allergic to an ingredient used in nail polish so when I inch my skin with nail polish on, it interacts with my skin and makes it worse than it was before. One point in life I had to go to the doctor because my skin was so red, and dead skin was getting into my eye. Because of that, I can't paint my nails at all. Most of the time I was bullied because of that, when I was eight years old I I fell into a deep depression, making life worse than it already was. Two times I almost committed suicide but the only thing that kept me from actually doing it was my dogs, you and your positive outlook and fun videos, and friends. I personally don't think I'm pretty, beautiful, or anything similar at all, I'm more so fat and ugly, but your videos make me realize it doesn't matter what I look like, especially my body. I'm still on the road to accepting myself, and my weight, but not only am I making an effort to loose wait for myself, and only myself, I will make and effort to try to think more positively. Thank you Cristine for helping me without even knowing it."
xTur gosh, I hope you get better and that those bullies stop!
xTur You are beautiful.
if this is a joke, then thats TMI.
Omg😢
xTur one of my favorite TH-camrs had Anorexia and said people need to be taught about the dangers of food disorders at one point in my life I had a nightmare about Anorexia now I never actually had it I couldn't sleep at all and her telling me about that stuff was very empowering so I would highly recommend Jaiden Animations to any one with depression or a food disorder
"We're all gonna be dead one day. Just remember that"
Thanks for the existential crisis, mom
5:07 Ben’s wearing a red shirt and the neck line is a bit tilted to the right... so is the picture he was holding.
That’s fcking creepy.
😨😰🙄😑...that’s just a coincidence!!!..(I’m saying this to satisfy myself, as I have to sleep alone in my room😅)
Omg 😭😭😭
The school picture you showed for a split second scared the HOLO out of me!
I like how she was trying to explain him and was like "IT'S FUCKING HOLO"
You should make Ben's eyebrows HOLOOOOO his eyebrows are surprisingly on fleek
For the record, it can be done safely with lash glue and taken off with oil (coconut is usually best). Cristine could do this without risking eyebrows.
11:12 Ben is yawning but trying to keep it in😂. Love u guys
My 7 year old daughter wants to see you and have you do her nails. She and I love watching your videos. All your videos from your other channel. We love to learn about nail art.
Whether or not they get married one day (people rly shouldn't ask, it's not their business) if either of them have kids they're gonna be great parents. Such nice and smart people.
When Ben said " shut the fuck up" I DIED
Izzy dyson I read that as soon as he said it 😂
**A H E M**
say it with me.
Free.
Health.
Care.
Nothing.
Is.
Free.
Research tax rates in countries with "free" healthcare. It's not free.
That Weird Person fucking thank you
Kwaking KiwiAnimations UK too
Claire Sterling unless it’s life threatening, you USUALLY do have to wait a long time for treatment. My aunt married a Canadian man and moved to Canada a few years ago. She’s now a dual-citizen and when she had her children (in Canada) she had many complications and had to be on a waiting list for treatment even then.
Claire Sterling I realize these things.
I love the letter that said ”how are you ben? I don't care”
DIEING
Also when they answered the question and it said if you want to get married and she said not to this guy. Milk went up to my nose from laughing