"A SONG ABOUT BIRDS"

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  • This song is a tribute to the glorious creatures of the bird kingdom.
    Written and Performed by Christiaan Van Vuuren (@ChristiaanVanV)
    Recorded and Mixed by Damien Enemark at Song Zu.
    LYRICS BELOW:
    The woodpecker bird, likes pecking wood,
    The Bluebird’s a bird, that sings pretty good.
    Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool, ay.
    But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin-juice all day.
    A crow is a bird with a really cool squawk,
    A cockatoo’s a bird with a sick Mohawk,
    The chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs,
    But Ibis’s, are bin-juice drinking dregs!
    A goose is a bird that’s chilled like a duck.
    An ibis is a bird that’s a picnic-wrecking fuck!
    Doves are birds that represent purity.
    Ibis’s wreck picnics and disrupt the community.
    Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life,
    BUT IBIS’S LOVE NOTHING CAUSE THEY’RE DEAD INSIDE!
    A Swan is a bird that’s graceful and that.
    And Ibis’s aren’t birds, they’re feathered bin-rats.
    It's the ibis (ibis) bin-juice drinking gronk.
    Yeah the ibis (ibis) they’re beaks are gross and long.
    It's the ibis (ibis!) Picnic wrecking jerk.
    It’s the ibis (ibis) they’re the worst bird.
    The condor is an awesome bird of prey,
    A hawk’s a bird that’s a cool bird ay.
    The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts,
    But ibis's are bin-juice drinking cunts.
    The albatross bird lives to 60, maybe older.
    A parrot is a bird living on a pirate’s shoulder,
    Parrots say cool shit like "polly wanna cracker".
    But Ibis’s just fucken come up and harass ya.
    A lorikeet is a bird, with a colourful jacket.
    Ibis’s can fuck off back to their home planet!
    A seagull’s a bird that scabs hot chips,
    And there's only one bird that's scabbier than this -
    It's the ibis (ibis) picnic wrecking irrits.
    It’s the ibis (ibis) I hope they don’t come near us.
    It's the ibis (ibis) Bin juice drinking jerks.
    It’s the ibis (ibis) they’re the fucken shittest birds.
    The ibis is a picnic wrecking, burden on humanity.
    A dumpster diving, bin-chicken, disrupting the community,
    Annoying the general public, at every opportunity.
    Disgrace to feathered creatures, bringing shame on the bird family!
    If there are any Ibis’s watching this, firstly - there’s no bin-juice here, so you can fuck off.
    Secondly, get a job and fucken do something with your life. Sort it out, you’re on the road to nowhere…
    Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the pacific ocean or some shit. I dunno. I’m not your Dad, I can’t tell you how to live your life, Just… Do something, and stop wrecking everyone’s picnics. Fuck.
    It's the ibis (ibis) bin-juice drinking cunt!
    It’s the ibis (ibis) that’s ruining your lunch!
    It's the ibis (ibis) picnic-wrecking jerk!
    It’s the ibis (ibis) what a cunt of a bird.
    ….. If I was an Ibis I’d go kill myself….

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  • @VanVuurenBros
    @VanVuurenBros  7 ปีที่แล้ว +9805

    The Ukulele chords for this song are C, G, Am, F... I feel safe posting the chords here, because ibii don't have the dexterity to play the ukulele... I mean why would they even bother learning something that's not;
    a) how to drink bin juice
    b) how to wreck more picnics, or
    c) or how to bring further shame upon the bird kingdom.

    • @eamonwheatland4437
      @eamonwheatland4437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Cheers, I shall use this information to shame the ibis (if they have any at all)

    • @iancalandro3592
      @iancalandro3592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Van Vuuren Bros do you know the strumming pattern for this song?

    • @eamonwheatland4437
      @eamonwheatland4437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Counting to four a beat every half a beat. Think of it as: 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and. Play every AND.

    • @zed42able
      @zed42able 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Van Vuuren Bros thank you! My Aussie mates find this hilarious!

    • @aishcatchthem7369
      @aishcatchthem7369 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Van Vuuren Bros This song is soo true THERE IDIOTS

  • @Sandwiches2713
    @Sandwiches2713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3291

    I'm graceful and that

    • @olliecav6377
      @olliecav6377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I’m a sparrow that is pretty cool ay

    • @catsburgers
      @catsburgers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m a sugondese

    • @thewhiteibis3404
      @thewhiteibis3404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@tomarto5262 i am the fucking bin rat

    • @mort7030
      @mort7030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Me too

    • @LaylaPls
      @LaylaPls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg i dead XD

  • @Paragon._.
    @Paragon._. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    Top 10 singers that Eminems afraid to diss

    • @VanVuurenBros
      @VanVuurenBros  5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Any name you Want I hope so!

    • @averageavocado2112
      @averageavocado2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@VanVuurenBros you still check the comments on this video?

    • @Stew-lee76
      @Stew-lee76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@averageavocado2112 nope I don't think he does

    • @staticmachine1
      @staticmachine1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pro tip, leave Em alone. If you dont, well be playing this song at your funeral

    • @dusty2586
      @dusty2586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@staticmachine1 it's a joke?

  • @mediocre_bee1565
    @mediocre_bee1565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11040

    Please stand for the Australian national anthem

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      I think you may be confused, the Australian National Anthem is Down Under by Men at Work. But I understand where the confusion comes from, this is also a timeless classic.

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      *Stands up*

    • @novastick
      @novastick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Stands up to

    • @chloelouise.
      @chloelouise. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pls do

    • @ginaensley5105
      @ginaensley5105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Fuck the ibis!

  • @Electrosa
    @Electrosa ปีที่แล้ว +412

    The best thing about this song is the absolute certainty, even as a first-time viewer, which word he's going to rhyme "hunt" with.

  • @CryptidValentine
    @CryptidValentine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2957

    I forgot what this video was called so I searched “song about bin chicken”

    • @GubekochiGoury
      @GubekochiGoury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Same here, but I searched "fuck ibis". The algorithm gets it too I guess!

    • @Ojon1z
      @Ojon1z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I just searched "Shittest birds" and it popped right up

    • @eddiethomasetcretaceous9203
      @eddiethomasetcretaceous9203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Ojon1z same

    • @Kauyon1988
      @Kauyon1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bin juice bird song is also a winner!

    • @chickennugget1601
      @chickennugget1601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I searched trash bird song

  • @spaeracount5160
    @spaeracount5160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4448

    "A goose is a bird that's chill like a duck"
    Lemme tell you something here buddy, Ibis birds may be walking trash heaps, *but a goose is the antithesis of chill.*

    • @censorduck
      @censorduck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      geese are evil, if any bird is a member of ISIS it's geese

    • @spaeracount5160
      @spaeracount5160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      @@censorduck To quote an old family friend of mine: "Geese make great guard animals, they will try to guard your house from everything, *including you."*

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      We had a lockout at school because a goose bit a kid and they were all around the exits

    • @Syyrenn
      @Syyrenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Geese have always been chill with me, even right after attacking someone else moments before, so I have no clue what you're on about haha

    • @thatgoldenguy3272
      @thatgoldenguy3272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      *UNTITLED GOOSE GAME INTESIFIES*

  • @TechnoMinarchist
    @TechnoMinarchist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2877

    Something tells me he doesn't like the ibis.

    • @doctorwhy1978
      @doctorwhy1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Jacen Solo I know it’s pretty hidden throughout the song

    • @asrieldreemurr9657
      @asrieldreemurr9657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Just a hunch

    • @ajaxtanner874
      @ajaxtanner874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      what makes you say that?

    • @blackettfamily
      @blackettfamily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jacen Solo dunno man i don’t see it

    • @diobrando1823
      @diobrando1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I dunno, why do you say that?

  • @oDM0o
    @oDM0o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    5 years later and this song is still in my head. It's been bouncing in my head ALL. DAY. 💀

  • @justaperson8381
    @justaperson8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2048

    Funny story: back when I was in primary school, my friends and I were chilling on the playground and then an ibis flew in. As soon as they landed, every miner bird in the area (swoopy buggers) started swooping the ibis until they left.
    What was the lesson here?
    That even other birds hate ibises

    • @insanetacocat7077
      @insanetacocat7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ibises seem to be that shitty.

    • @eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562
      @eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Poor ibises. It’s like the ugly duckling

    • @justaperson8381
      @justaperson8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562 The "ugly duckling" doesn't scare off parrots, knock over bins and ruin picnics

    • @eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562
      @eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just a Person no what I’m saying is the other bird species are being mean to the ibises

    • @Antsandy96
      @Antsandy96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Myna birds will swoop at any competition or predator in the area. They even divebomb my dogs, or even gave gang wars. I've even seen them pick on a crow. No surprise they'd be swooping at an ibis.

  • @Jebus678
    @Jebus678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2847

    i came for a song about australian birds.
    And what i got was borderline disstrack hit piece on the ibis.
    So, uknow.
    I'm satisfied.
    Well done.

    • @wringster8289
      @wringster8289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “Borderline”

    • @HakunaMatata150
      @HakunaMatata150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m having a bad day too

    • @pixelducks3365
      @pixelducks3365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ²

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HakunaMatata150 at least you're not a f*cken ibis

    • @MGmirkin
      @MGmirkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing borderline about it, mate...
      The Ibis is finished after that; might as well chuck it in the bin for the other bin chickens to feast on... And, somehow, you just know the little shit-stains probably would, too...

  • @jasperh1133
    @jasperh1133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    This song found its way into schools across Australia

    • @a.r.m.y4life112
      @a.r.m.y4life112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jordan H it did it did xD

    • @jaijaiwanted
      @jaijaiwanted 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @jasperh1133
      @jasperh1133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stanley Bona mong

    • @jasperh1133
      @jasperh1133 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stanley Bona stop getting buthurt

    • @jasperh1133
      @jasperh1133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Stanley Bona and also I'm in year seven and I have better English than you . Unless you live in Sydney there's no getting around that

  • @endianajohns4788
    @endianajohns4788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    i like how most of the bird pictures in this video look professional like a professional photographer took them but the ibis look like they were taken on a phone

  • @zeldosan5138
    @zeldosan5138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "A goose is a bird that's chill like a duck"
    Clearly this man has never encountered a goose before.

    • @corvusboreus2072
      @corvusboreus2072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nor tried to pet a fluffy duckling when it's mum is around.

    • @lukang72
      @lukang72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      From my experience, Canadian Geese are not too dissimilar to these ibis

    • @tampiro1842
      @tampiro1842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zeldo

    • @zeldosan5138
      @zeldosan5138 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zeldo died for our sins

    • @AlekaiCottontail4711
      @AlekaiCottontail4711 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geese are better than ducks honestly

  • @elmitchell3843
    @elmitchell3843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    As a fellow Australian, I agree with this.

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rileythomas7681 What makes you think that?

    • @rileythomas7681
      @rileythomas7681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Potato Man I’m joking😂 I live in Australia

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rileythomas7681 My apologies then...

    • @rileythomas7681
      @rileythomas7681 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Potato Man it’s fine🙂

    • @boofheadification
      @boofheadification 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to

  • @aryn790
    @aryn790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    Roses are red aussies say gday have you had your inner health plus today

    • @oliviaeagle1093
      @oliviaeagle1093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Needed this in my life
      Thank you 🙏

    • @oleander4379
      @oleander4379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Toasty this is now my favourite joke.

    • @a.r.m.y4life112
      @a.r.m.y4life112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Toasty True we do say gday m8 xD

    • @cherrytealeaf
      @cherrytealeaf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahhaha

    • @rogueisded
      @rogueisded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fuck those blue basketball looking cunts

  • @jackok648
    @jackok648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The Australian version of Untitled Goose Game.
    *drumroll*
    UNTITLED IBIS GAME.

    • @theholonet522
      @theholonet522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, stop

    • @shannonjones630
      @shannonjones630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes.
      INVEST

    • @jackok648
      @jackok648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theholonet522 *NEVER!*

    • @_mintely
      @_mintely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's funny since Untitled Goose Game is Australian 😂

    • @Hugealligator254
      @Hugealligator254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you can fly in that game

  • @youknowwhatever8649
    @youknowwhatever8649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    What he should have said: "seagulls a bird that'll make you feel sad. But compared to an ibis he's practically a lad". "Ducks like to swim in a lake, ibises are basically gods mistake".

    • @youknowwhatever8649
      @youknowwhatever8649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Holy shit thanks for the favorite! :D

    • @Plututo
      @Plututo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      im offended

    • @montiimakesmusic2600
      @montiimakesmusic2600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      u dont make me feel sad

    • @iceshines3214
      @iceshines3214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know whatever WHO ARE U TO CORRECT THIS GODLY CREATION HUH

    • @windexcleaner7549
      @windexcleaner7549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IceShinesHD I mean ibises are shit heads

  • @linokuma6559
    @linokuma6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Looking up for songs about bird for kids... and this popped up on the top of the list....
    I'm not even mad

  • @millarichardson
    @millarichardson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    As much as I like to think of this as I joke I remember the time an ibis came, stole my meat pie and then flew off, still haunts me to this day

    • @majaj9847
      @majaj9847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      heyitsmilla your lucky you are still alive

    • @Matteus2109
      @Matteus2109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That bastard!

    • @rorakee
      @rorakee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You haven’t met a swan guys. They attack you even if you haven’t stepped near you territory.

    • @cloroxbleach7058
      @cloroxbleach7058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      heyitsmilla same happened to me I was 4 and and ibis legit jumped up and snatched a fucking chip from my hand

    • @arnavagrawal7463
      @arnavagrawal7463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you haven't met an ibis, an ibis would come hunting for you. and unlike swans, ibis dont have any fucking special territory, they fucking go wherever they can terrorize humans

  • @the.aardvark
    @the.aardvark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I love how the thumbnail for this video and the title both look so innocent, like, I was expecting some innocent, cute kids song about birds, but I got... This

    • @the.aardvark
      @the.aardvark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And it's the best thing I've ever watched

    • @TisNovaa
      @TisNovaa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@the.aardvark A full-length diss track on the worst bird to exist? Yeah, seems reasonable.

  • @Banana-rg9pz
    @Banana-rg9pz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I imagine that scene where you sit at a campfire with some friends and you get out youre guittar, telling that you know a great campire song and start singing this XD

  • @bushdidharambe4219
    @bushdidharambe4219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "BUT IBISES LOVE NOTHING CAUSE THEY'RE DEAD INSIDE!" -
    Favorite line.

    • @weirdstuff3632
      @weirdstuff3632 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is me

    • @colinhooper8936
      @colinhooper8936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favourite is ibis can fuck off back to there home planet

  • @imitationinfinity7962
    @imitationinfinity7962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life"
    Me: Aww...

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    How the mighty fall.
    Ancient Egyptians worshipped these birds

    • @jaguarlegoanimations9826
      @jaguarlegoanimations9826 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually, they worshipped the african sacred ibis, a different species from the australian white ibis even though related

  • @whoopdee-doo6393
    @whoopdee-doo6393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    I’m an Aussie...
    I can confirm that ibises are from a different planet.

    • @DarkWandererAU
      @DarkWandererAU 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can't say I've ever come across them really, born and raised in Melbourne so....

    • @MariahMoussa
      @MariahMoussa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoop Dee-Doo I freaking hate them

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DarkWandererAU so am I but they’re everywhere...don’t know how you’ve never noticed them

    • @DarkWandererAU
      @DarkWandererAU 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@znightowlz6585 Maybe when I was a kid, but just can't recall. Black Swans have always been my public enemy #1

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DarkWandererAU that's not the question at hand...the question is not "do you hate them?" it's "how haven't you noticed them?"

  • @leroyjenkens2059
    @leroyjenkens2059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    1:47 - 1:52, the most motivational thing I have ever heard. I'M GONNA TURN MY LIFE AROUND

    • @userlimelight
      @userlimelight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      10/10 comment award

    • @Urmomisdele
      @Urmomisdele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      omg yes

    • @cleanslate19
      @cleanslate19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just kept playing 1:47 to help movtivate myself

    • @elighwatson7582
      @elighwatson7582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOYYYYYYYT JJJJEEENKKKKKINNNNNNSSSSS

    • @Meela9088
      @Meela9088 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s quite a few ibises here lol

  • @angelinaallen4664
    @angelinaallen4664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I could be memorizing the periodic table song, but ha, no. This is more useful.

    • @tomnathaliemalone865
      @tomnathaliemalone865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Angelina Allen I’ll do it for you! There’s antimony arsenic, aluminum, selenium, and hydrogen, and oxygen, and nitrogen and rhenium, and nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, and iron, americium, uthinium, uranium, europium, zirconium, lethucium, indanium, and I forgot the rest

    • @maddie_1122
      @maddie_1122 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Leo McLean *DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT*
      *IF YOU EAT TOO MUCH YOU GET VERY FAT*

  • @River_Katerina
    @River_Katerina ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love that this person held such a burning hatred for the ibis that they had to write a song about it that is both incredibly passive aggressive and flat out aggressive at the same time. 10/10

  • @gracehardiman1864
    @gracehardiman1864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Can this guy be our next prime minister?

  • @nofrankie
    @nofrankie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    this is the most aussie song I've ever heard
    proud of our country ✌🏼

  • @Hannah-sv4pi
    @Hannah-sv4pi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    I’m australian and I was at the park yesterday and it STOLE MY SANDWICH!!!

    • @insertagoodnamehere2213
      @insertagoodnamehere2213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hannah Green one ate my lil brothers birthday cake.

    • @notcaaaramels
      @notcaaaramels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hannah Green once I went on an excursion and the teacher even underlined on the permission to *bring ibis proof containers for food* that’s how much the teachers hate them.

    • @venon0891
      @venon0891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      press f to pay respects

    • @jameswalker68
      @jameswalker68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hannah Green Bin Juice Bastards!!!

    • @porscharee
      @porscharee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not gonna lie, but when i first saw your icon, i thought it was an Ibis rocking a mad mullet XD
      ....Your right arm is the neck, the camera is the face and eyes, your left arm is the beak and your hair is the mullet :P

  • @birdiekay686
    @birdiekay686 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sometimes, when life is being a bit of an ibis... I come back and watch this video and remember what I was doing and who I was with when I first heard it and I smile

  • @Shireke01
    @Shireke01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    I love how he rhymes "ay" with stuff you can't get aussier than that

    • @elsieirwin4133
      @elsieirwin4133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shireke01 I’m Aussie and I genuinely love ibises

    • @ForTheGoldenOak
      @ForTheGoldenOak 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely! x)

    • @j_0anna
      @j_0anna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      internetdoge you're actually an ibis

    • @elsieirwin4133
      @elsieirwin4133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joanna Craddy I mean I am dead inside

    • @retardcvnt
      @retardcvnt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shireke01 Canada?

  • @_panturtle_1382
    @_panturtle_1382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Me: “ *how dare you insult the almighty bin chickens* ”
    Also me: *saves song to ‘great songs’ playlist*

  • @geheimeperson2102
    @geheimeperson2102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    I will hear this song when I fly from Austria to Australia

    • @tigerclaw2317
      @tigerclaw2317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Geheime Person this is true, it is our 2nd national song

    • @onezei5858
      @onezei5858 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kynan Embrey it’s meant to be a joke calm down

    • @-MiniBritton-
      @-MiniBritton- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Geheime Person I thought u wrote Australia to Australia

    • @branden5329
      @branden5329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jane Fletcher I don’t think you understand Australia

    • @chocobunny76
      @chocobunny76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jane Fletcher guess you don’t get Australian jokes/humour XD

  • @nightfurywarriorcat8159
    @nightfurywarriorcat8159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I once heard this song on the radio, and it wasn't censored. It was a great day.

  • @jitzwa
    @jitzwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2370

    *Petition to make this the Australian National Anthem*

    • @sariah-_-6311
      @sariah-_-6311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Frosty i support that idea even if im American

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm not even Aussie, I'll support it tho

    • @BlueBassNight
      @BlueBassNight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m all in

    • @Grievous-nx3iu
      @Grievous-nx3iu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *signed*

    • @thebasicbee4162
      @thebasicbee4162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The kids would get canser because they don’t have the capacity to appreciate this

  • @possiblyrelevant3175
    @possiblyrelevant3175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    lol my favourite line is: Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life, BUT IBIS'S LOVE NOTHING CAUSE THEY'RE DEAD INSIDE!

    • @breakfast0waifu54
      @breakfast0waifu54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harry Dolden same mate

    • @trash3610
      @trash3610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Harry Dolden "If I were an Ibis I would go kill myself"

    • @lesdigalindo9371
      @lesdigalindo9371 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      THERE DEAD INSIDE.

    • @charry6990
      @charry6990 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That bit cracks me every time!! :)

    • @yepyeah8953
      @yepyeah8953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine is 'I don't know, I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life just stop wrecking everyone's picnics FUCK'

  • @cheyc4003
    @cheyc4003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    THIS IS MY RELIGION

    • @oopsedgy4038
      @oopsedgy4038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Miss Chey isn’t it just everyone’s religion now?

    • @archeryartandaustraliantom9247
      @archeryartandaustraliantom9247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Miss Chey me too

    • @mrben7772
      @mrben7772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Miss Chey my religion is not your godamn song

    • @kanninhusted7997
      @kanninhusted7997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I found a few of them eating food from the floor

    • @atlas6188
      @atlas6188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've officially converted to this anti-ibis religion

  • @bigchungus6853
    @bigchungus6853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love how the song slowly devolves into just a diss hate song for ibises LMAO

  • @bumblebee6722
    @bumblebee6722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    *it was 4am and I remembered this video and literally looked up “the bird everyone hates in Australia” and it came up*

    • @TypicalBLKW
      @TypicalBLKW 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bumble Bee me too XD

    • @rhiannn3416
      @rhiannn3416 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i actually like ibis' though

    • @dysprosiumxenotime5882
      @dysprosiumxenotime5882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I looked up "bin chicken song" at this was first

    • @karlabrien
      @karlabrien 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rhiannn :3 HOW CAN YOU LIKE IBIS'S?????

    • @horsepuncher95
      @horsepuncher95 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm Aussie never seen an Ibis in person o.O Magpies are the cunts down here

  • @shshshdixhekddh7408
    @shshshdixhekddh7408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    As a fellow Australian I find this 100% accurate

    • @hajimekanehira4716
      @hajimekanehira4716 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking true!

    • @str4wberryskies
      @str4wberryskies 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      mhm.

    • @blackknight5338
      @blackknight5338 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milk n’ Avocados them motherfucking birds in the dreamworld food court are absolute cunts

    • @womenlover3304
      @womenlover3304 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milk n’ Avocados i know right

    • @shadowphoenix6905
      @shadowphoenix6905 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milk n’ Avocados I'm Aussie too and I play it on a Bluetooth speaker whenever I have a BBQ

  • @zictruswow
    @zictruswow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Best thing I've ever heard in my entire life

  • @melanienorman3875
    @melanienorman3875 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The irony is that if you understand Aussies - this is a song of deep love and respect for the Ibis. An ode de Bin Chicken.

    • @whythoughmhmm
      @whythoughmhmm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No no, you either hate those things or don't give a fuck about em

    • @ShadowGoatPen
      @ShadowGoatPen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah, nah.
      for real this dude is actually serious.
      an ibis is a shitcunt bird that stinks like rotten bins and steals your lunch.

  • @VanVuurenBros
    @VanVuurenBros  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    Sorry about the closed captions... an ibis wrote them. So they’re wrong. Cause ibis’s are gronks.

    • @placeholder447
      @placeholder447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fuckin aye

    • @erinmurtz8447
      @erinmurtz8447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Van Vuuren Bros you're awesome

    • @bfbspongebobjohncenaandsky7219
      @bfbspongebobjohncenaandsky7219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ibises are nothing but picnic wrecking fucks.

    • @bodhi6730
      @bodhi6730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is why I have a AR15 ;)

    • @izjusme2218
      @izjusme2218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Van Vuuren Bros I get the feeling that you don't like ibis's.

  • @tomharrison3515
    @tomharrison3515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    The hummingbird is good for fuck all
    The emu is a little too tall
    Flamingos are pink and act all gay but the ibis has legs that bend wrong way

    • @tomharrison3515
      @tomharrison3515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ahhah love it

    • @dragon_2cu
      @dragon_2cu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      The cassawory is a bird with a rock for a head
      The kiwi is a bird that will run ahead
      The magpie is a bird that is black and white
      The Ibis is a bird that has no light

    • @ZadolioYT
      @ZadolioYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tom Harrison plz take me to school

    • @corsaircarl9582
      @corsaircarl9582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      A budgie is a bird that's pretty neat
      A cockatiel has a crown and really cute feet
      Ringnecks are cool and like to talk but the ibis is a bird I like to balk.

    • @paperplate7216
      @paperplate7216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      The finch bird is generic as all hell
      The kookaburra is a bird that think's everything's swell
      Budgies are birds that are reasonably placid
      But the ibis looks like a retarded turkey on acid

  • @michellejk7459
    @michellejk7459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Should've mentioned something about their distinctive foul odour that makes you feel like death is approaching whenever you have the misfortune to be near one.

  • @transcubadam
    @transcubadam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I learned more about ornithology from this song than 15 years of schooling... I didn't know how much I needed this.

  • @Leet-iz2fz
    @Leet-iz2fz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    So if I have my facts right...
    Ibis in Ancient Egypt: Majestic, sacred... the god of knowledge, Thoth, has an ibis head... ibises are mummified as an offering to Thoth
    Ibis in modern Australia: *this song*

    • @flappetyflippers
      @flappetyflippers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Toby Lam normally I hate this sort of thing but I thank you.

    • @flappetyflippers
      @flappetyflippers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Toby Lam thank you mr dinosaur guy (can't tell what type lol)

    • @flappetyflippers
      @flappetyflippers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Toby Lam :0

    • @Kalani_Saiko
      @Kalani_Saiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Toby Lam Already seen it before but it's a great song

    • @CDizzle3270
      @CDizzle3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought the mummified ibises ate the pharoahs trash in the afterlife

  • @saturnsaliens
    @saturnsaliens 7 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    As much as I'd like to tell you this is a joke, an ibis actually chased me because I walked too close to it's bin.

    • @leetyson25
      @leetyson25 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was showed this when i was with some friends at a sport event and we chased a bunch of them that were near us, And we were just screaming at it, one of my favorite memories

    • @anonymoususer3477
      @anonymoususer3477 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kieran Is A Worm kind of like geese but Ibis is basically everywhere

    • @harrymiller5754
      @harrymiller5754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I was on a holiday near Sydney, the ibis was just sitting there looking dumb when it stole my sandwich

    • @frostyfantrash
      @frostyfantrash 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ibis are our school mascots- not- well we have memes about them
      they only steal food that students abandon and thats thEIR FAuLt

  • @j7a1k1e
    @j7a1k1e 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2603

    im American and have never heard of ibis birds but they sound like flying raccoons which is a terrifying thought...

    • @mrarmaggedon31415926
      @mrarmaggedon31415926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      they're waterfowl who, due to habitat loss and urban sprawl have had to start living in cities surviving off rubbish in bins (which their beaks can reach). There's a lot of unwarranted hatred against them, but they're no more annoying than pigeons or seagulls. People are just butthurt because they're also a protected species (though councils for some reason can cull them).

    • @remyd.s2286
      @remyd.s2286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Have you ever eaten around an ibis? They're like seagulls on steroids. Have literally seen food stolen off plates by them.

    • @mrarmaggedon31415926
      @mrarmaggedon31415926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      then eat indoors? It's not that they won't steal your food, it's the bullshit attitude people have to them for it. If you go outside you recognise that you aren't alone, and you live with that. Otherwise go indoors. You have options, they don't.

    • @spderweb
      @spderweb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They have them at Disneyland in Florida. They basically acted like Seagulls in that they were always around the tables with food.

    • @bbglas007
      @bbglas007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And they're fucking huge too

  • @memneverquit625
    @memneverquit625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Why is this song isn't on spotify ?! It's so dang good !!👌❤

  • @spencer5870
    @spencer5870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    All ibises disliked this video..

    • @Jagdkartoffel
      @Jagdkartoffel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All Ibises are povo cunts.

    • @dontdisturbthepeace
      @dontdisturbthepeace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luckily there only 563 ibises in the world

    • @ant123bell2
      @ant123bell2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cool Cube nah mate they too bust WRECKING MY FUCKING PICNIC

    • @Ben-lm7cw
      @Ben-lm7cw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      646

    • @MrSeal-oi1bi
      @MrSeal-oi1bi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @DylanODonnell
    @DylanODonnell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Before the common name was changed to "Australian White Ibis" it was the "Sacred Ibis" because they are depicted in ancient egyptian hieroglyphs. But they ended up not deserving that title and it was changed to "Australian White Ibis" which is more appropriate for a tip chook!

    • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
      @NickThorbjørnsen2207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Basil Wallace Ibis, the trash turkey.

    • @Seleuce
      @Seleuce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aussie ibis most probably is a crossbreed between the Asian ibis and the Egyptian sacred ibis.

    • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
      @NickThorbjørnsen2207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Seleuce Or you know, just a different species of ibis.

    • @Ozraptor4
      @Ozraptor4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In the 1970s, the Sacred Ibis (Threskiornis aethiopicus) was thought to range throughout the Old World and Australasia (hence this was the name given to the local white ibises), but eventually it was settled that there were 4 geographically separate species in the complex = the original "true" Sacreds in mainland Africa (aethiopicus), the Malagasy Sacred (bernieri) in Madagascar & the Seychelles, the Black-headed Ibis (melanocephalus) in Asia, while the Sacreds in Oz became the Australian White (molucca).
      It probably makes no difference what they're called when they're eating your chips and shitting all over them.

    • @fromgsyea4200
      @fromgsyea4200 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      bin chicken

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    i tried feeding a cute little bird and 3 ibis's came and stole there chips!

    • @ohyeahyeah5050
      @ohyeahyeah5050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Creeper Catgirl lmao ibis’s are scared of humans dumbass

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ohyeahyeah5050 you must've never been around an ibis, they aren't scared of our assess

    • @the1barbarian781
      @the1barbarian781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s ‘their’
      Ok people come attack me

    • @pige4375
      @pige4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ThE 1 BarbariaN nah it’s fine I was going to say it just to be a dick but you beat me to it

    • @komi-san1505
      @komi-san1505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      dumb ibis

  • @annaklara2000
    @annaklara2000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We in 2023 and this is still iconic!!

  • @NoobGamer-zp7ux
    @NoobGamer-zp7ux 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Lost count of the number of times I have replayed this video

  • @cocco559
    @cocco559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    This is a masterpiece of a song 👏

  • @lotusblack704
    @lotusblack704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    Plez put this song on Soundcloud, Spotify or iTunes I need it in my life

  • @chx0z616
    @chx0z616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Guys I don’t think he likes ibises

  • @theonetruemistking
    @theonetruemistking 7 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    This song is so Australian it hurts.

    • @thathumanfox5386
      @thathumanfox5386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have so.ething against us? Aussies?

    • @imogengreig2860
      @imogengreig2860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HannPlays Games you’re up late mate

    • @imogengreig2860
      @imogengreig2860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HannPlays Games same 🇬🇧

    • @Jack-yg7pi
      @Jack-yg7pi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ThatHumanFox are you actually that fucking dumb?

    • @PixelatedPerfection
      @PixelatedPerfection 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      now you know how some americans feel when we see someone beyond normie american status

  • @AdvancedDawn
    @AdvancedDawn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    Wow Hamilton sounds pretty great

    • @lesdigalindo9371
      @lesdigalindo9371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Advanced Penguin lol

    • @littlec3971
      @littlec3971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Have u seen the animatic in guessing?

    • @dumbidot1073
      @dumbidot1073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thomas Jefferson
      XD

    • @astrid6713
      @astrid6713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hamilton is actually amazing.
      This just made it better, though

    • @hajimekanehira4716
      @hajimekanehira4716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What’s upload is gonna be late?
      Alexander Hamilton

  • @McCluckles38
    @McCluckles38 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I'm inspired by the lengths that you went to just say how much you don't like a particular bird.

    • @sidney4357
      @sidney4357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      McCluckles38 holy shit

  • @aloevera0.0
    @aloevera0.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This somehow started playing while i was sleeping. It made its way into my dream. I was (for some reason) at a children’s camp on a ship somewhere and we were supposed to listen to a song about birds to help the children learn about them. The camp councilor or whatever started playing this song and it was hilarious.

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what

    • @aloevera0.0
      @aloevera0.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@piglin469 exactly!!

  • @elizabethlethaby5643
    @elizabethlethaby5643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    there is a hotel called “Ibis hotel” it isn’t a good hotel

    • @imayhaveasmalldickbut3125
      @imayhaveasmalldickbut3125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      thers an app called "ibis paint" it isnt a good painting app

    • @aquaconsetllations1699
      @aquaconsetllations1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I may have a small dick, but
      Have you even used it before?
      Plus the app is mainly made for comics

    • @f1nnies731
      @f1nnies731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aqua Constellations
      Yea the Gacha kids use it :/

    • @imayhaveasmalldickbut3125
      @imayhaveasmalldickbut3125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aquaconsetllations1699 ive used it before and it didnt work out for me personally, shite experience, but other people could have different experiences too. my opinion isnt universal

    • @aquaconsetllations1699
      @aquaconsetllations1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I may have a small dick, but
      Yeah, that’s understandable

  • @organmann4821
    @organmann4821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    *Ibis *shows up**
    *me* oh hi
    *ibis *steals food and ruins my day**
    *me* ok **throws book at ibis**

    • @funkkyno8058
      @funkkyno8058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      motato_potato ART/GAMES, don’t throw books... throw bin juice

    • @yeetmonster3948
      @yeetmonster3948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel like im an ibis after watching this
      Resons:
      1. Im always natching my friends food
      2. Im dead inside
      3. Im always ruining everything when we go on a pinic

    • @bfbspongebobjohncenaandsky7219
      @bfbspongebobjohncenaandsky7219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To any ibises watching this, stop wrecking people’s picnics!

    • @rryguy8064
      @rryguy8064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me shouts "read it you might learn something!"
      Me (in my mind) wait you can't read...

    • @funkkyno8058
      @funkkyno8058 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait if you throw bin juice far away, they'll go fetch the juice and go away

  • @MegaFrog98
    @MegaFrog98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    My Aussie friend sent this to me and now I am just a little closer to understanding the spirit of Australia

  • @Satyr_13
    @Satyr_13 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As an Australian, I remember hearing this song when I was only 11 years old, and I absolutely died of laughter.
    7 years later as I’m graduating from high school, this song still never fails to make me smile.

  • @agentmothman5343
    @agentmothman5343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Yet the ancient Egyptians worshipped these birds... I guess they didn't know about the bin juice or picnics back then.

    • @ibis8782
      @ibis8782 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Foot Lettuce we are legends; excuse you

    • @anitaverhoef5556
      @anitaverhoef5556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ibis there is no trash here fock off mate

    • @beccataylor1245
      @beccataylor1245 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ibis FUCK OFF TO YOUR HOME PLANET

  • @Heivang
    @Heivang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Build a giant wall out of glass and make the Ibis pay for it! With this problem solved I crown myself the new king of birds and Austrailia. Now put a baby on the barbie 'cause a prawn ate my dingo.

    • @Groobis
      @Groobis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👌
      I am ironically using emojis 👌

    • @ncsbest355
      @ncsbest355 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trygve Heivang oh my god that is amazing

    • @Milolan
      @Milolan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How big should that wall be?

    • @SinginShooter
      @SinginShooter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      10 meters taller.

    • @jaidenzhou1303
      @jaidenzhou1303 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can a prawn eat a dingo?

  • @-isaxxbelle-1445
    @-isaxxbelle-1445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    As a person who lives in Australia, this is very accurate.

    • @spaldo1foley32
      @spaldo1foley32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agreed

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a fellow Australian, I agree

    • @Dtfdowntogetfunky
      @Dtfdowntogetfunky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here

    • @zman_footyeditz
      @zman_footyeditz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Australians aren't emo anime lovers lol

    • @aperinich
      @aperinich 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      also accurate that most urban places leave their filth everywhere
      Ibises are quite beautiful outside of major urban areas
      not their fault humans are filth

  • @JeredtheShy
    @JeredtheShy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Scabbier than seagulls" is a profound accomplishment that takes serious doing, so congratulations, bin chicken, I guess you are the champion of... something.

  • @lpschaitea
    @lpschaitea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    When I was 3 years old, I was at a BBQ and an Ibis literally took a sausage right out of my hand 😂 And I swear I cried for a solid 10 minutes (keep in mind I was 3) 😂 edit: I'm Aussie by the way so i painfully relate

    • @jacobgrimstad7423
      @jacobgrimstad7423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lps.teacup we have seaguls that do that in Norway But they also takes out of you mouth when tou eat

  • @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555
    @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I came searching for copper,
    And I found gold.

    • @xxihavethreecatsxxhello5228
      @xxihavethreecatsxxhello5228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, you have found diamond.

    • @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555
      @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      xXDark_ _GamerXx with current currency’s, diamonds are worthless against this priceless masterpiece.
      At least Ibis’s won’t be ruining picnics and there aren’t any bin juice in bins to suck bin juice out of.
      The shame brought by the Ibis was definitely the cause for this pandema.

    • @alastorlapid2365
      @alastorlapid2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But since you were trying to fix the world's wire shortage, you failed miserably.

    • @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555
      @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alastorlapid2365 ahh shit

    • @-nightlyfireflies-9561
      @-nightlyfireflies-9561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, you found *Musgravite* (it's the rarest gem stone In the world)

  • @milhovjacky
    @milhovjacky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People will make a song about anything and I'm so glad for it.

  • @bredy.
    @bredy. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Im a Australian and, i agree with this bird song.
    Probley one of my most favourite Aussie song ever!

    • @Dox722
      @Dox722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @roses3728
      @roses3728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @asrieldreemurr9657
      @asrieldreemurr9657 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get this to 69 likes

    • @lulou14MerMa
      @lulou14MerMa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I shared it last night and well the reaction was not great. I was expecting people to find it funny but they were like oh that is so mean and what a nasty song😣 people don't get Aussie humour. I moved to the UK and they just do not get it AT all!

    • @akrlglg
      @akrlglg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @moemoechainsawmaid5368
    @moemoechainsawmaid5368 7 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Anti-Ibus propaganda much?

    • @VanVuurenBros
      @VanVuurenBros  7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Is the iBus a new Apple public transport product?

    • @melissabeazley6798
      @melissabeazley6798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Van Vuuren Bros 😂😂😂😂

    • @jakeshepherd1728
      @jakeshepherd1728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice one... apple you have a new product challenge. to invent and release a flock of the new ibus product 😂

    • @Bally92PhaseIV
      @Bally92PhaseIV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The iBus: a revolutionary new transport device powered by bin juice

    • @shadill9461
      @shadill9461 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

  • @casb2962
    @casb2962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    This is the most fucking Australian thing I've heard in a while. Very glad to be one.

  • @thesleepyduck8368
    @thesleepyduck8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:17
    an ibis wearing a T-shirt that has 'SCAB LORD!' on it just popped into my head now XD thanks for that
    quack quack

  • @eloisegray7260
    @eloisegray7260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Can someone make a 10 hour version of this please

  • @ghosting_radio
    @ghosting_radio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    ...well that escalated quickly

  • @jg1762
    @jg1762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    11/10 hilarious song

  • @kairufn
    @kairufn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I got this as an ad and it was gracious so i had to find it

  • @whxrrystyls6269
    @whxrrystyls6269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Whenever ibis’ come to our school, we all scream “BIN CHICKEN’’ Thanks to this song ☺️

    • @hellvaliant
      @hellvaliant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Our school just has this flock of them that hangs around and I can confirm everything in this song is accurate

    • @mollystowe3435
      @mollystowe3435 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woof Sheeran I do the same but bot at school

    • @PorshaThePerson
      @PorshaThePerson 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with my school we all just sing this song then say you bin juice drinking featherd bin rats / bin chickens

    • @ash.nicholes3061
      @ash.nicholes3061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We do that coz of Aussie disney

    • @boredchild7721
      @boredchild7721 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woof Sheeran yess we call them bin chickens as well

  • @froggymans15
    @froggymans15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    I feel like this is a song Isaac butterfield would sing

    • @SacredAbyss
      @SacredAbyss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep.

    • @Kiru_Kahl
      @Kiru_Kahl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your right

    • @johnmoore1499
      @johnmoore1499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrong version of 'your' matey
      It's you're

    • @Kiru_Kahl
      @Kiru_Kahl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Moore sorry

    • @bloop1345
      @bloop1345 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEET Privvv true

  • @edsalinas9996
    @edsalinas9996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Dude, it took me ten minutes to pick myself off of the floor from laughing so hard to write this.

  • @ShowersTheVap
    @ShowersTheVap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just got shown this video as an advert, and honestly this is the best advertisement I've ever seen.

  • @ThirstyKrakenTavern
    @ThirstyKrakenTavern 7 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    As an Ibis, I am offended!... that you didn't invite me to your picnic.

    • @re_pete
      @re_pete 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ThirstyKrakenTavern have a picnic with a hobo because they're the only people that eat what you eat

    • @mytipsycat
      @mytipsycat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love your style. Can you please tell your friends in the park opposite my home to stop binging on the scraps the school kids leave behind? Some might consider them to be cleaner-upperers, but when they eat, they poop.

    • @mytipsycat
      @mytipsycat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Having said that... Can you also ask all the parrots to stop bombing us with half chewed green pine cones?

    • @ThirstyKrakenTavern
      @ThirstyKrakenTavern 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mytipsycat I could try but they haven't spoken to me since the flamingo party of '93...

    • @emilyc8958
      @emilyc8958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      good one. I've never met an ibis that waited for an invitation you greedy fuck

  • @HoneyBoom
    @HoneyBoom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    When i was about 3 I was out with my family and an ibis stole my ice cream from my hand and dropped it immediately. This memory i have suppressed (sister told me) is the reason I get upset when people drop their ice cream. IBISES ARE EVIL CREATURES AND ACTUALLY EMOTIONALLY SCARRED ME.

    • @MrShadster2009
      @MrShadster2009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honey Boom same thing happened to my cousin with a sandwich, fucken Ibis

    • @kanabananatv1316
      @kanabananatv1316 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samething happened with my yoghurt

  • @CaptainJetstream
    @CaptainJetstream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    We've fought the wrong enemy in the emu war. It was the Ibis all along.

    • @kevinpaynter9175
      @kevinpaynter9175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emu's are an Ibis on steroids!

    • @dinojordan9362
      @dinojordan9362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe Ibises were their leaders.

    • @nich2468
      @nich2468 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Doesn't the armistice between Emu and Australian government provide that birds can do whatever they want, go wherever they want and piss off humans?

  • @ZebraSiats
    @ZebraSiats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:07 Ibis is a bird that drinks bin juice all day -_-

  • @samanthar2261
    @samanthar2261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I have a crazy feeling that this guy might not like ibises

    • @coolkid8075
      @coolkid8075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same...

    • @tyrachb4704
      @tyrachb4704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What gave you that insane thought

    • @watchnox8699
      @watchnox8699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You don't say

    • @masterblaster2678
      @masterblaster2678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He made an entire song about them, how could you come to the conclusion that he hates them?

    • @thisisnotreal4769
      @thisisnotreal4769 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes not the only one

  • @bodhi6730
    @bodhi6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    -seagulls-
    The new gronk award goes to the
    *ibis*

    • @elizabethsteel6215
      @elizabethsteel6215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about magpies?

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elizabethsteel6215 At least magpies keep cyclists off the road. Ibises are bin juice drinking gronks.

    • @elizabethsteel6215
      @elizabethsteel6215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, so true right. Bloody cyclists!

    • @ibis3317
      @ibis3317 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do i downvote comments on youtube

    • @Luubelaar
      @Luubelaar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seagull = gronk
      Ibis = bin-juice drinking scab lord

  • @yellownormie4112
    @yellownormie4112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    0:56 Yes, the eagle bird.

  • @bisexualmess5204
    @bisexualmess5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I sent this song to my friend who yells "im a bird"
    She said that she must be an Ibis

  • @randomdragonballzfan9198
    @randomdragonballzfan9198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    This song was stuck in my head for a week 😂

  • @katalol294
    @katalol294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    i relate to this on a spiritual level

  • @cami_3335
    @cami_3335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Ibises have left the chat

  • @Yamezzzz
    @Yamezzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I forgot about this legendary song, AND that ibises even exist, being from the UK. Luckily found this masterpiece just by googling "ibis song".
    I've had to stay in a load of Ibis hotels on business trips and this song pops into my head in full force every time I have to check into those shoddy hotels.
    Never met one of those "birds" but I'll be sure to kick one in the fucking beak whenever I visit AUS.