Jon Stewart Takes Over Colbert's Late Show Desk

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    Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"
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  • @VIDEOgameDROME
    @VIDEOgameDROME 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2653

    Make Jon Stewart president and Colbert VP.

    • @1thruZ
      @1thruZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just vote for Hillary :/

    • @lennixa1685
      @lennixa1685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      As long as Oliver gets to be Secretary of State 😂👌🏼

    • @maxxtubing
      @maxxtubing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How is that even a reply to Ryan's comment?

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'll vote for that administration :D

    • @iud9476
      @iud9476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colbert Foreign Sec, not VP

  • @howdymw
    @howdymw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2080

    For 13 minutes and 30 seconds, everything was right in the world once again.

  • @javiervasquez8797
    @javiervasquez8797 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Anyone else rewatching in 2024? Reminiscing on simpler time, when one of the most outrages things our president did was wear a tan suit?

  • @ithomas101
    @ithomas101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    4 years...and this monologue didn't age one bit. EVERYTHING Jon said came true.

    • @frankk1512
      @frankk1512 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uh Hillary lost......so

    • @jerometaperman7102
      @jerometaperman7102 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@frankk1512 - You're missing the point just a smidge.

    • @hitthegoat
      @hitthegoat ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frankk1512 so did trump

    • @NuiYabuko
      @NuiYabuko 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@frankk1512 She actually won, the US just has a weird system where the person with the most votes loses.

    • @dekay1428
      @dekay1428 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@frankk1512and Trump tried to overthrow the last election so

  • @MultiHamlot
    @MultiHamlot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    Holy shit. JON STEWART just singlehandedly shut those republicans the fuck up

    • @briankenney9528
      @briankenney9528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah we wish

    • @allanthemanmccann1
      @allanthemanmccann1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's been trying a long time

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Those republicans will never shut up. You hit them with facts that prove them to be hypocrites and liars and they just ignore it and keep shambling on like a horde of zombies.

    • @stephenlimonta3086
      @stephenlimonta3086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Unfortunately they are republicans... they never shut the fuck up...

    • @Art_From_Tezikovka
      @Art_From_Tezikovka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We thought that John Oliver shut Trump in march with Make Donald Drumft again video, but he didnt. the more u criticize the bigger they get.

  • @S9RiDeRs
    @S9RiDeRs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    Jon dint just throw some shade at conservatives , he threw a damn eclipse!

    • @AndrewKneebone
      @AndrewKneebone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Do you see what I am doing now? I'm giving you a solid look of profound respect for that well thought out line. Witty and cut to the bone.. Well done sir (for the record I'm not being sarcastic)

    • @person2.022
      @person2.022 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +

    • @MegaXboxKing
      @MegaXboxKing 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please keep your ring

    • @kibromfesseha9960
      @kibromfesseha9960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like a glorious Ninth Plague of Egypt

    • @jebrothberg453
      @jebrothberg453 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think that was his nose casting the eclipse. he cant hide it even by changing his name from liebowitz to stewart.

  • @chidieberendukwu
    @chidieberendukwu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    That first scream when Jon popped his head out....
    PRICELESS!!!!

    • @auggielikesramen1283
      @auggielikesramen1283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      xD yup

    • @shezada7738
      @shezada7738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol i thot i was the only 1 who noticed it

    • @shezada7738
      @shezada7738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It starts at 1:29 and ends at 1:30

    • @frank-bmtz
      @frank-bmtz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He got a massive pop!

    • @evelynsahoe8896
      @evelynsahoe8896 ปีที่แล้ว

      literally like a WWE return pop lmao

  • @craseder
    @craseder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    The great part about Jon Stewart is that he'd go from bone dry humor to passionately real without breaking the flow, and you'd go from laughing to crying not knowing where the change happened

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s because John-love his views or hate them-seems to genuinely believe in what he preaches.
      The humor is used to form a point, to stick in the side of those in a position of power he feels need to be kept in check, lest they abuse it. But sometimes the anger boils over and jokes just aren’t enough anymore.

    • @dounghataiwataim5180
      @dounghataiwataim5180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One​ of​ the​ greatest​ comedian​s​ of​ our​ times​

    • @noelgenoway9360
      @noelgenoway9360 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!

  • @MSTe98
    @MSTe98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1794

    This is the best thing I've seen all day. These two are like hot fudge and crushed Oreos; they just go so well together.

    • @1thruZ
      @1thruZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      colbert and stewart are millionaire shills....but dayum that sound good!

    • @4thandinches
      @4thandinches 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not that there is anything wrong with it, but at least they are both out of the closet now, as evidenced by their exchanged "stimulations" under the desk. Afterwards, they likely got a motel room together.

    • @iceninja9138
      @iceninja9138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      agree stewart the best

    • @krillin6
      @krillin6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +4thandinches Luckily the Supreme Court has allowed them to marry.

    • @krillin6
      @krillin6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +4thandinches Luckily the Supreme Court has allowed them to marry.

  • @mrfreeman1912
    @mrfreeman1912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    Moment of silence for Sean Hannity... RIP. Jon Stewart destroyed you

    • @jonahsvendsen7461
      @jonahsvendsen7461 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      *lumpy

    • @minimalphilia
      @minimalphilia 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who?

    • @elduende367
      @elduende367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not even close - troll!

    • @minimalphilia
      @minimalphilia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duane Kosmicki is anyone in this threat trying to provoke a negative reaction? I thought we were all just making a joke?

    • @elduende367
      @elduende367 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      minimalphilia seriously ... Bullshit divergent mind games aka control ... Believe it or not LOL! afortiori!

  • @visceratrocar
    @visceratrocar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    This isn't romance--it's love. The two of them are absolutely non-romantically in love with one another. It's so rare for straight men to be so open about their affection. A falling out between them would cause a massive chain reaction and destroy the entire universe. With any luck the effect will limited to our own galaxy.

    • @willow2893
      @willow2893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      im not sure what this is i scrolled too far down in the comments but i agree nonetheless

    • @noeliajaime7656
      @noeliajaime7656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They are also business partners as well as best friends.

    • @heelhairflips
      @heelhairflips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or a romantic friendship! That’s a thing!

    • @kerri-lynndunne9942
      @kerri-lynndunne9942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think the word you're looking for is bromance

    • @heelhairflips
      @heelhairflips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kerri-Lynn Dunne Or romantic friendship, a type of romance that most societies has treated just as important as any other relationship, and not a term loaded with homophobia

  • @BioshockChar
    @BioshockChar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Work Work!
    Jon Stewart: Angelica!
    Stephen Colbert: Eliza!
    John Oliver:... *sigh* and Peggy...

    • @quentinbrown9300
      @quentinbrown9300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bioshock Menolly nice

    • @DavidJamesHenry
      @DavidJamesHenry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please watch a different musical

    • @BioshockChar
      @BioshockChar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DavidJamesHenry I have seen plenty of musicals thank you.. this one just worked in the moment

    • @DavidJamesHenry
      @DavidJamesHenry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BioshockChar it absolutely did not

    • @BioshockChar
      @BioshockChar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DavidJamesHenry okay. Give me an example... maybe from Les Mis? Or Cats? Grease? West Side Story? Madame Butterfly?

  • @AnnaPresman
    @AnnaPresman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2520

    Jon, just make a podcast on youtube where you talk about shit once a week. You don't even have to put a lot of effort into it. You'd still get millions of subscribers from former daily show watchers alone.

    • @cpob2013
      @cpob2013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      thats exactly what hes doing except hes gonna be on hbo

    • @MsEliteForever
      @MsEliteForever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He won't have many anymore.

    • @maragathm
      @maragathm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That is the best idea. He doesn't have to put too much effort all he needs is a camera, it would be personal he doesn't need a staff, we get to hear him, he gets to vent out, and we get a laugh. Win Win.

    • @Stronghammr42
      @Stronghammr42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesssssss!!!

    • @RayasNegroOvejas
      @RayasNegroOvejas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So no picture? A big part of what I like with Jon is to watch him. His body language, the clips...

  • @skipkapur1
    @skipkapur1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    Jon and Stephen are probably the best journalists out there today. Yes, I said journalists. I believe they're doing a tremendous service to our country.

    • @factoryphilosopher5235
      @factoryphilosopher5235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @wtw5002
      @wtw5002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm guessing he is a big inforwars/breitbart/drudgereport fanatic. You know, "news" for those who are gleefully fucked in the head and scream at their moms if the hot pockets are cold.

    • @alexdelarge1652
      @alexdelarge1652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Matthäus typical right wing asshat.

    • @animalzblc8960
      @animalzblc8960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they aren't journalist though. I'd say they're not as left as they try to come off. I'd also note they're more of entertainers

    • @nikolaibreckenridge2287
      @nikolaibreckenridge2287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Journalists" sure...

  • @Amanda-mb5sp
    @Amanda-mb5sp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I have to watch this every once in a while to see that Jon Stewart told us how it was going to be. He was right. He always has been. That’s why he is loved.

  • @Akumu74
    @Akumu74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    the calm "that's not a thing" had me dying!

  • @element4element4
    @element4element4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    This Guy, Jon, is not too bad. If he continues like this, I'm sure he'll get his own show one day.

    • @drogus
      @drogus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Just maybe. The kids got heart.

    • @Focusyn
      @Focusyn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He had a show before

    • @justadude4938
      @justadude4938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's the joke.

    • @alwaysardent1125
      @alwaysardent1125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

    • @RiverTheOneandOnly
      @RiverTheOneandOnly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus shhhhh it's OK child.

  • @KickStandsandKeyboards
    @KickStandsandKeyboards 7 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    Donald Trump is going to make Jon Stewart come out of retirement! Too much material to be wasted! YAY!!!

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think that, like a Hall of Fame quarterback, on a team where the highest of stakes are on the line, Jon should come off the bench and replace the talented young rookie in his spot for one last season. Comedy Central could even come up with a face saving excuse for Trevor, like - there were some technical issues with his immigration status, and he has to go back to South Africa, but we expect to have it cleared up... probably in the first week of November :-)

    • @jabadoodle
      @jabadoodle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Almost; Jon should just skip the middle part and run for president himself.

    • @Fridaey13txhOktober
      @Fridaey13txhOktober 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jon Sewerwart needs to be deported to a non-White majority country like Pakistan Bangladesh or better yet, the Democratic-Socialist paradise known as Venezuela! -D

    • @MrAhuapai
      @MrAhuapai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no even worse deport him to Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Germany,Norway,Italy or other free democratic states... Perhaps he would be better appreciated

    • @QuantumFishFTW
      @QuantumFishFTW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks but Australia has its own Trump named Paulene Hanson

  • @TimD86
    @TimD86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    We have Stephen, Samantha, Trevor, John and so many more and you are amazing, treasures, irreplaceable, legends in your lifetime BUT no one will ever really fill the Jon shaped hole in our hearts.

  • @jakemarkoff6791
    @jakemarkoff6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how often John managed to squeeze in an Arby's burn on his one day back behind a desk. It's one of my favorite running gags from the Daily Show.

  • @michellethomas5893
    @michellethomas5893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Loved the line about how Republicans don't own patriotism and Christianity. I feel the Republican Party is perceived as being "the founding ideals of America" when in reality the only true ideal we have is being free to all people. There wasn't supposed to be two party system in the first place.

    • @VermilionMage
      @VermilionMage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes, of COURSE you idiots on the left are the TRUE patriots, since you see dozens of flag-burnings by leftist agitators in the media. /sarcasm. There's nothing patriotic about you cop-killing traitors. Nothing.

    • @Dylan_Goodboy
      @Dylan_Goodboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +VermilionMage Trump is really promoting unity in the republician party hey.

    • @VermilionMage
      @VermilionMage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dylan Goodboy He literally is.

    • @MrZaborskii
      @MrZaborskii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +VermilionMage this is some advanced trolling right here. You're practically channeling the stereotype of a backwater neonazi. Hell, you almost sound like you mean what you're saying. (Thankfully, no one is *that* stupid.)

    • @VermilionMage
      @VermilionMage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sean Hennessy Half the country supports Trump, so your logic fails. If you support Hillary, you support cop-killers like BLM. Too bad, so sad.

  • @msalerno916
    @msalerno916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5638

    I find it funny that Jon Stewart is now portrayed as a hermit who lives either in the woods or apparently under Stephen's desk.

    • @uremawifenowdave
      @uremawifenowdave 7 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      KITRS916 I like that Trevor Noah calls Jon Stewart, "Papa".

    • @sammyferns5073
      @sammyferns5073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Uremawife Nowdave or unemployed liberal farmer from Sam Bee

    • @MrMsjb12
      @MrMsjb12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      he lives in the woods that is who hillary was looking for when they found her wandering around in the forest in upstate NY

    • @fruitoson4227
      @fruitoson4227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Burgess she lives there

    • @irisferreira4708
      @irisferreira4708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No... She was in Chappaqua NY and he opened a 12 acre sanctuary for abused and sick animals with his wife in NEW JERSEY. Two different states and just because hes not on TV regularly, doesnt mean hes a hermit. He and his wife are spending their money doing something amazing. Unlike others who spend their money trying to amass more and more and more and reminding everyone that they are superior because of that money.

  • @rustyshackleford6280
    @rustyshackleford6280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    *"Lumpy your 180 please!"*
    Jon Stewart is like the Bill Murray of late night. He can just show up whenever and do whatever he wants!

  • @Smartbro1212
    @Smartbro1212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Funny how comedians seem to know how to run a country better than most of the government and congress!
    John Stewart 4 President!!!

    • @jackmedlock5888
      @jackmedlock5888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Comedians are some of the most perceptive people." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

    • @thatguy4042
      @thatguy4042 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The president of Ukraine is a comedian

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    I have Dijon mustard in my refrigerator, I guess I'm a wealthy elitist now.

    • @amandariviera
      @amandariviera 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I usually have about 3 different types of mustard in my fridge at any one point. Damn... I'm more privileged than I realised.

    • @finnelhumano6096
      @finnelhumano6096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      You disgunting 1%er

    • @viddergrapho8488
      @viddergrapho8488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      YELLOW IS FOR PEASANTS.

    • @nickrodriguez4169
      @nickrodriguez4169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      viddergrapho

    • @moony1289
      @moony1289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yup, I always have Dijon, English and grain. the holy trinity.

  • @RegisBodnar
    @RegisBodnar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    That Jon Stewart guy should have his own show!

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Maybe even a DAILY show, you know? I feel like he could do that for like 17 years

    • @RegisBodnar
      @RegisBodnar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Justin Clowater Easily!

    • @emantabrizi
      @emantabrizi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Subscribe to HBO Now. The Jon Stewart show is coming.

    • @vahidmirkhani
      @vahidmirkhani 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or even a NIGHTLY show. Hell, I'm thinking even it might give the underrepresented African Americans a chance maybe? (O_o)

    • @inansinha8913
      @inansinha8913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol only until August 18th I would imagine.

  • @robynlydick8126
    @robynlydick8126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Props to Jimmy the camera operator for catching the shadows on screen while panning away. Truly skilled, and I appreciate catching the “studio moment.”

  • @kdeloris2225
    @kdeloris2225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Jon Stewart good to see you sir. You are so loved.

  • @TacticalSandals
    @TacticalSandals 7 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    god I missed Jon in the political arena. His insight is second to none.

    • @Latetothegame
      @Latetothegame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +Monica Bardot disprove one single thing he said in this video. Just one.

    • @BlaketheRonin
      @BlaketheRonin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Late to the game people like this don't like proof

    • @ChrisPhoenixMusic
      @ChrisPhoenixMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Blake's right. Their proof is their "feelings" that were born of someone else's bullshit. Usually.

    • @TacticalSandals
      @TacticalSandals 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Christopher Gillman (Chris Phoenix) my bet is they did not even watch the video

    • @ChrisPhoenixMusic
      @ChrisPhoenixMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think you are correct, sir.

  • @FandPrulethesky
    @FandPrulethesky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3830

    I just imagine Stephen sitting on the floor, looking up and smiling

    • @cainster
      @cainster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      i can imagine stephen sitting on the floor, looking up, smiling, and pulling out his genitals to try to make jon lose it completely.

    • @stevencoardvenice
      @stevencoardvenice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      is this show really live

    • @TheStuntastik
      @TheStuntastik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      +meeg_2005 this particular show was. That's why when he said bullshit the sensor was so broad (which also the fact that they had a guy running a delay at all on TV is amazing).
      Normal shows are taped in advance.

    • @maddump5812
      @maddump5812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      sexystephencolbert.tumblr.com/post/147921669331
      ;)

    • @cainster
      @cainster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      DynamiteDupree a normal live show has a seven-second delay. The FCC (or the network under fear of FCC reprisal) will have someone whose job it is to watch for foul language and push the button.

  • @sage6861
    @sage6861 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    How adorable was that hug at the end though?

  • @nharkes1
    @nharkes1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fact that you can still see his shadow jumping for joy makes my day, year, decade, and anytime I'm feeling down.

  • @thedrunkmonk8386
    @thedrunkmonk8386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    Does anyone else want a dual-hosted show now?

    • @xs10086
      @xs10086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No I'm afraid there might be too many inside jobs lol

    • @tomebeyer2084
      @tomebeyer2084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @CBS I would buy a subscription to see this!

    • @mikecraig2062
      @mikecraig2062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      trevor has been getting better recently, but I honestly wonder if jon stewart pulls a jay leno although he will be doing a mini-series with HBO before the election

    • @danielkilleen1929
      @danielkilleen1929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      one condtion..john must dress casual and Stephen must dress like he's the host of a late tv show..they could build so many bits off that.

    • @thedrunkmonk8386
      @thedrunkmonk8386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Daniel Killeen That would be great to build the whole, "Late Night host chatting with a pal" vibe that falls flat with Baptiste. It's just a tragedy that Jon Stewart got out of the game because the game brings him down. Hope he's flying high right now.

  • @youbidoubidou
    @youbidoubidou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Jon destroying Fox News with it's own footage was always my favorite bits. Hard facts is a bitch to the conservative bubble.

    • @danielnewman1350
      @danielnewman1350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      meh, fox isn't really conservative they're just right wing.

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Daniel Newman Difference? I mean, I really don't see it.

    • @Xarx3s
      @Xarx3s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You say that like the political left don't misrepresent facts to push their own narrative either. Barack "1 in 5 women in the US are raped" Obama is a testament to that.

    • @lingroup1
      @lingroup1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Xarx3s For clarification
      www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/feb/16/barack-obama/barack-obama-says-nearly-1-5-women-us-has-been-rap/
      FYI what you posted doesn't dismiss what was said in the video. Trump is essentially everything that Hannity dismissed Obama over.

    • @popeluigi
      @popeluigi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ....what? The definition of a right-winger is a conservative

  • @rickyeagan
    @rickyeagan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This man singlehandedly handed the news to us in a palatable fashion. Unbiased (well, at first but cmon) and intelligent. We are lucky to have had him

  • @vbs4257
    @vbs4257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It's 4 years later and I still SO want to see what the studio audience saw!

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Having lived on a farm the past year, Jon has clearly developed a heightened awareness for the presence of bullshit.

    • @melissakaye1294
      @melissakaye1294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂👍

    • @PMauvais
      @PMauvais 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bullshit sense is tingling!

    • @SuperMageo
      @SuperMageo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you made me think of Peep Show: Mark

    • @bbob70
      @bbob70 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      except for his own bullshit.

    • @grandpaobvious
      @grandpaobvious 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      so brave

  • @UnoriginallyInclined
    @UnoriginallyInclined 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    What kind of environment do you have to grow up in where dijon mustard is fancy

    • @aaronhoy3410
      @aaronhoy3410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      F**kin' 'Murica... duh :P

    • @loveharrydaily
      @loveharrydaily 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I grew up in Northern Virginia (single parent household too) and I had dijon mustard all the time. It's not "fancy" it's just spicy

    • @aaronhoy3410
      @aaronhoy3410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      loveharrydaily Yeah definitely... I grew up in Southeast Missouri in a town of like 16k and while not seen used all the time down here it wasn't abnormal neither.
      But, just fyi, long-story short it isn't fancy, they don't/didn't think it is fancy either. Obama was just caught on tape saying a word sounding a little French-ish which fits in perfectly with the part of their propaganda campaign labeling Democrats, liberals, leftists, or whatever label they are currently using as being "elitist" so they ran it.

    • @fread51
      @fread51 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      those ass clowns at fox news HATE any thing that president Obama dose

    • @newbiesrock8206
      @newbiesrock8206 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Dijon is a city in France and as a Frenchman it made me laugh so hard that they thinks it is "fancy". it's like saying "New York strip stake" is snobbish. Haaaa some Muricans....

  • @nonmusicalgaming8986
    @nonmusicalgaming8986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    man.. these two together are just amazing

  • @savioschronberg3036
    @savioschronberg3036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    “You don’t own this country, you don’t own patriotism”
    Never forget this phrase when dealing with a so called “conservatives”.

    • @josepheaglin2494
      @josepheaglin2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel 🥴🥴🥴???

    • @tunasandwich8049
      @tunasandwich8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sillybilly121212 ?

    • @josepheaglin2494
      @josepheaglin2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sillybilly121212 Hes right tho. That’s literally what conservatives do. They pretend or act like their moves and views are being patriotic. If anything he should’ve said that years ago. Just because they drape their actions in red, white, and blue doesn’t mean it’s patriotic.

    • @garyc3233
      @garyc3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      must answer...thats a true statement..for you types...it will remind you
      lib's to get off it and try to...butt forget..we will join you slops...then what?
      you will get another bum for pres... cmon, in fact. the old one wants back...
      so sad ... and by now you should know, dirty late night has helped you
      not pay attention...and now you probably have no job or less job,,,and trevor
      or other dirty got yours..and i never got a big job.. probably too late..
      and too late for good late night shows again...

    • @duckhouser
      @duckhouser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is still relevant today

  • @idenhakeem3588
    @idenhakeem3588 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    Thank god he didn't forget about Arby's lmao

    • @toasty_mcdanish
      @toasty_mcdanish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Arby's, "That's not meat sweats, it's salmonella."

    • @SighNaps
      @SighNaps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Arby's "It's shock and awe.............for your bowels."

    • @waltmagic
      @waltmagic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Arby's, "See? A lot of things cause diareah."

    • @waltmagic
      @waltmagic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Arby's, "For when you're wondering what it tastes like when a cow dies."

    • @waltmagic
      @waltmagic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Last one....Arby's, "The Hannity of roast beef sandwiches."

  • @g2macs
    @g2macs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Fantastic! He has to come back, this is Americas darkest times and you really need someone
    who can see the BS and give you some truth.....

    • @hinata47d
      @hinata47d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Americas Darkest Times"
      I think we had worse.
      ( 18th and 19th century was filled with death, disease, war, slavery. The 20th century still had poor health standards and racism in the beginning, but got better later on. Now, we live longer, have technology, and overall better quality of life. At the very most, 2007 might have been slightly better, but we're still in the best time so far in history. )

    • @skele3310
      @skele3310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +47D Those are two different things. Having advanced technology doesn't mean we can't be in dark times. Racism is not as bad, true, but how long until that is turned around? How long before there is a standard to inappropriately profile minorities just because they are one? How long before there are attempts of segregation, the shut down of the First Amendment, the neutralization of our centuries of diplomacy with other nations? This truly could be a very dark time in America, and a dark time for the world.

    • @JeremySheer
      @JeremySheer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's going to do it at the DNC as well

    • @locusarete3499
      @locusarete3499 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice profile picture

    • @Sohbek
      @Sohbek 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^Agreed, Casey. Problem with Bill Maher is he's on HBO, a premium channel. :( I love his show and watch every week, but he's not accessible to as many people.

  • @samsepiol05590
    @samsepiol05590 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This aged perfectly with Fox officially admitting they knowingly lie to their viewers every single day.

  • @linyang9890
    @linyang9890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jon Steward and Stephen Colbert remind me of the greatness of America. Love both of them!

    • @brianmouland209
      @brianmouland209 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your standards are pretty low ain't they?

    • @HenryPPMN
      @HenryPPMN ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brianmouland209 Jon has spent his retirement winning healthcare for 9/11 first responders and fighting for all American vets exposed to burn pile toxins since Vietnam. Explain to me why that is a low bar

  • @BitestheStuff
    @BitestheStuff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    I wish Jon Stewart would just make a youtube channel or something. It's quite literally all he needs.

    • @lf8198
      @lf8198 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me too.

    • @stevegek
      @stevegek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This, this right here is petition material.

    • @vincentfalcone9218
      @vincentfalcone9218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He needs a once a week uncensored show on HBO like what Maher and Oliver have going.

    • @al-haimlaahad5352
      @al-haimlaahad5352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      We all love Jon but he deserves his ride into the sunset

    • @Caldawg97
      @Caldawg97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ex daily show host becomes new king of daily vlogs, I could get behind that!

  • @Fate263
    @Fate263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    He has not lost it at all... Man I miss this guy.

    • @oliviannejb1318
      @oliviannejb1318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me too!!!!

    • @goldenboyi1989
      @goldenboyi1989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we dont miss him

    • @patrickjordan3420
      @patrickjordan3420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Barney B trump fan detected

    • @goldenboyi1989
      @goldenboyi1989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      Make America Great again.Stewart Looks like he just came from a dumpster

    • @Fate263
      @Fate263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** Hate to bust it to you, but this country was never great. Never will be, either.

  • @L0Ldude11
    @L0Ldude11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    In a time like this, Stewart seems to be the only voice of reason.

    • @jeffghant4760
      @jeffghant4760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't forget Trevor. John picked him for a reason.

    • @heightsofsagarmatha
      @heightsofsagarmatha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he and the people who like him are snobs, too self righteous to be funny

    • @brandtbethune6912
      @brandtbethune6912 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stick to your Jeff Foxworthy tapes then.

  • @johneastman1905
    @johneastman1905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It’s January 16 2021 and this clip of John Stewart is funny & absolutely priceless

    • @spaceballs44
      @spaceballs44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s January 17th 2022 and I still find this funny also 😆😆😆

  • @operagirl84
    @operagirl84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    I nominate Jon Stewart to moderate the first Presidential debate.

    • @Troubleshooter125
      @Troubleshooter125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The first one, the second one, the third one, and any coming after that!

    • @alexeastland1165
      @alexeastland1165 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep. Totally fair. A far-left liberal moderating a Presidential debate. Is it gonna be on MSNBC too?

    • @cinzar9998
      @cinzar9998 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Alex Eastland liberals are cancerous hipocrites

    • @artificialescapades2323
      @artificialescapades2323 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      This would be perfect... It'll probably be Wolf Blitzer though :'(

    • @aquilesvailo4786
      @aquilesvailo4786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he would've destroy the nominees.

  • @steve8t2
    @steve8t2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    The best line seemed to get lost between everything else. “Those fighting to be included in the ideal of equality, are not being divisive. Those fighting to keep those people out, are.”

    • @jont5632
      @jont5632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      indeed

    • @aaronfaulkner4168
      @aaronfaulkner4168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly. Good call Steven.

    • @danman807
      @danman807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this is bullshit. obama is the president right now and america is more divided than ever. the divisiveness and race baiting comes from liberals constantly calling people racist and sexist. it's not an argument and is a cheap way to try to win an argument. fuck liberals and fuck political correctness

    • @sentry4944
      @sentry4944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Obama's not the fucking cause of the divisiveness. It's the bullshit rhetoric of Lumpy and all his friends on Fox News that feed the idiots looking for their daily outrage.

    • @DarenG05
      @DarenG05 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, this isn't being divisive at all. LOL. Pot meet Kettle.

  • @rossmurray16
    @rossmurray16 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The slight extra camera shift at 1:05 to cover Colbert's shadow cracks me up 😂GREAT CAMERAWORK JIMMY!

  • @zulmahernandez3166
    @zulmahernandez3166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    OMFG!!! This was the best thing I’ve seen in a looong time, a lil late but I got no cable and so I’m just grateful to have seen this!!!
    And on another note the hypocrisy of Lumpy and friends baffles me and hurts my brain. The most ridiculous group of ppl

  • @jessicawang6841
    @jessicawang6841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    That drawing on the paper. Oh, Jon. I miss you so much.

    • @stiimuli
      @stiimuli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I was waiting for it too. When I saw him reaching for the pen I was like DO IT!! DO THE CIRCLES!!!!

    • @thedrunkmonk8386
      @thedrunkmonk8386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      All I want to do is watch Jon Stewart reruns that aren't pertinent anymore. Will they still be as funny? Yes. Yes they will.

    • @RaraAvis23
      @RaraAvis23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +The Drunk Monk Me too.

    • @MaryEllenKatz
      @MaryEllenKatz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was so signature, I had no idea how much I missed it until I saw it happen.

    • @genesisthis
      @genesisthis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

  • @nslater1388
    @nslater1388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I didn't know about Jon Stewart until AFTER he retired. Happy to see him again!

    • @amandakay6844
      @amandakay6844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i found him like 3 months before and Im so sad i missed out!! hes literally the best

    • @alexc4012
      @alexc4012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Literally started watching his show and not 5 days later he retired. Somehow that made it seem worse than discovering afterward hahaa.

    • @Leo-xt9tz
      @Leo-xt9tz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +AmandaKay what really? him and colbert were so amazing together their highlight moment was the 08 election coverage they had me dying laughing glad and grateful for seeing them live and watching them since high school lol

    • @leftgerm8670
      @leftgerm8670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      damn that's a bummer. his show started a lot of comedians careers. I'm so glad him and Stephen are so close

    • @amandakay6844
      @amandakay6844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Herrold Orozco I havent seen that man... i might just have to go on a hunt for old videos of them haha

  • @andychang2739
    @andychang2739 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Loved seeing Jon back in the chair. Almost like he never left.

    • @mho...
      @mho... ปีที่แล้ว

      sadly he doesnt ride that bike often these days anymore =/

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Omg a standing ovation for Jon!! Oh he's the best! Also this clip was just too adorable for the Stewart-Colbert interaction! And the nostalgia!😊

  • @Purumal1337
    @Purumal1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    this guy is pretty good.. they should give him a program.. perhaps some kind of show that would air daily...

    • @sumtingwong5248
      @sumtingwong5248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @Sabyasachi Mukherjee That's stupid.
      Call it "The Everyday Programme"

    • @brandonstickels5435
      @brandonstickels5435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Nah, that'd just be a rip-off of that Trevor Noah show. Too bad though. He'd have been good at it

    • @waywardgoddess1153
      @waywardgoddess1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This comment wins the internet 🙌🤣

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think it's a good idea. Who knows? Maybe his show will last fifteen years or something

    • @MrRudestBuddhist
      @MrRudestBuddhist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jimmie Abatzis please say your comment is sarcasm.... He had a show! Where do you think Colbert got his start?

  • @TomBombadil168
    @TomBombadil168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Dijon isn't even that fancy. It's just a different type of mustard that you can't buy in gallon jugs.

    • @EMDGM6
      @EMDGM6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You are right! Just another way to demonize Obama. where does Lumoy live, in a tent?

    • @blargy7283
      @blargy7283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The Republicans are so desperate that dijon mustard is the only weapon they have left!

    • @EMDGM6
      @EMDGM6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      AMEN!! Poor Lumpy, where does he live? He has a private jet.

    • @bimgraves4551
      @bimgraves4551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I bet it was French's mustard too, that commie! lol

    • @999is666upsidedown
      @999is666upsidedown 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you can at jimmy johns

  • @mossiegee4674
    @mossiegee4674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3yrs later....shit he was spot on, Gawd i miss Jon

  • @eritreawi4791
    @eritreawi4791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Lumpy got burned!

  • @DaKuteCate
    @DaKuteCate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    God I missed those steely blue eyes

    • @boriszemlyak8774
      @boriszemlyak8774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      !

    • @mickeyweedon1141
      @mickeyweedon1141 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      he does not believe in your invisible friend say what?

    • @rosemacaskie
      @rosemacaskie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He has blue eyes and a sharp wit and fine discernment about things that matter to us but he also has a fine heart, so its nice to be with him even while he talks of horrible things which are so hard to listen to if the people who talk of them arent making up for making you think of nasties in some way or other. A good heart and comedy for example. You bath in his niceness while you listen to horrors and the same goes for Colbert.

    • @DaKuteCate
      @DaKuteCate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rose Macaskie completely agree and john oliver, I think he's excellent. Can be skewed a little bit but he does a great job.

    • @DaKuteCate
      @DaKuteCate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ***** people like what they like, I think he looks great. Get over it. You have your preferences and I have mine. And you're not bringing anyone "back to reality" you're giving a shite opinion that no one asked for and masking it as a favor that you've convinced yourself you're doing out of the goodness of your heart when really you're just being a shithead. Good day.

  • @zacharykeper6125
    @zacharykeper6125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Jon should get a permanent spot under his desk, just pop anytime a Fox News joke is to be made

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I think it might be great to give Jon a permanent 5 to 10 minute spot on the Late Show - at least until election day.

    • @Nick-yk6lw
      @Nick-yk6lw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Anytime a Fox News joke is to be made" umm....that would be every day

    • @MrGJohns1987
      @MrGJohns1987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am okay with that.

    • @archaicsentinel
      @archaicsentinel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every day? At the rate Trump is making gaffes, he'd need to pull up a chair and be sitting next to Colbert for the full show.

  • @ericthompson3982
    @ericthompson3982 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Protect this man with everything we have. He is everything this nation needs. I love that he came out from behind the desk like a sleepy Muppet. Way to drop the tie, brother.

  • @kaylaperalta2620
    @kaylaperalta2620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That's not a thing....
    By far my favorite line. I laugh every time

  • @EnzoPasq
    @EnzoPasq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    NOBODY does it like Jon. I really miss him. But man, he hasn't missed a beat by retiring from his show lol. He was so bang-on. You're not gonna hear this kind of depth and compassion from Trevor Noah.

    • @VividBoricua
      @VividBoricua 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Trevor is young. Give him some time to come into his own.

    • @EnzoPasq
      @EnzoPasq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You might be right. Definitely it's hard to fill Jon's shoes. I'm just very disappointed and miss that strong progressive voice.

    • @VividBoricua
      @VividBoricua 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too buddy. Me too.

    • @hardrocker8101
      @hardrocker8101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It took Jon years to get that.

    • @Renegade322
      @Renegade322 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think beyond all, Jon, while obviously liberal, had a fantastic ability to look even at his own beliefs and question them, it is the thing that has made me trust him for all these years. Noah, I feel like will just be a pretty face pushing an agenda. He may prove me wrong though

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    I miss you John Stewart.

    • @yossarian1633
      @yossarian1633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Jon, but I'm with you 100%.

    • @winteriscoming4909
      @winteriscoming4909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I miss him too.

    • @reprehensions
      @reprehensions 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sean Bolden Pretty sure he stopped quite some time ago. I thank him for it.

    • @i2pjd6hRw5P
      @i2pjd6hRw5P 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who the FUCK is John Stewart?

    • @akaMyThought
      @akaMyThought 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +babyShrimp wow

  • @renee9977
    @renee9977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The hug between them at the end was so sweet

  • @ejpoole31
    @ejpoole31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first girl that screamed when seeing Jon’s head pop up is my absolute spirit animal.

  • @Maxx61
    @Maxx61 7 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I'm somewhat down the middle on most issues, owning no allegiance to either party, but this is about as effective a take down on the sanctimonious hypocrite Sean Hannity as anything I've ever seen. Stewart carved him up like a Christmas ham.

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The sad part is that his viewers will never see this. If you religiously watch Fox News like my parents do, you buy into their indoctrination that all other media is Liberal Propaganda. Even with video clips of the man himself giving completely contradictory statements, they won't believe it. Faux News has done irreparable harm to American political discourse and we are seeing it personified with the nomination of Donald Trump.

    • @Beginstheman
      @Beginstheman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should have seen when Jon destroyed Glenn Beck with a funny impersonation a few years ago. That was gold.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christmas HAM??!! You're so unamerican -.-

    • @vinrohm5627
      @vinrohm5627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Make that a Chanakah Turkey.

    • @reachtrita
      @reachtrita 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's vegan now, so make that a Tofurkey roast.

  • @mikecraig2062
    @mikecraig2062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2958

    oh my god, Dad's back!

    • @applelachian
      @applelachian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Dad's not moving back in permanently though D:

    • @horribleaudiovideoentertai2674
      @horribleaudiovideoentertai2674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nice

    • @matthew83890
      @matthew83890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Dad will only make occasional visits. Unfortunately, this will only make us miss him more. ;-;

    • @martinaee
      @martinaee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shhh.... it's okay baby. Go to sleep. Daddy's here.

    • @MrMacDog
      @MrMacDog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      AHHHHHHHHH he KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK

  • @neverjudge3279
    @neverjudge3279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    blue collar billionaire....Lord

    • @chasemiller2548
      @chasemiller2548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds as contradictory as gay Republican or alternative facts

    • @brandtbethune6912
      @brandtbethune6912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, gay Republican is an actual thing, but alternative fact is I guess a thing, it's a lie.

    • @hollycline2427
      @hollycline2427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's not a thing ♥️♥️♥️
      Nope it's not thanks Jon, that's why we love you

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "As I was growing up, I remember, each and every wednesday morning between 10 and 11 AM, my daddy would get up, put on his workman's tuxedo and step into the limousine that took him the three hundred feet from his hotel to the board meeting where, with his own two hands, he would tell his investors to invest more money in his company, then order his managers to fire some employees and cut back on quality to increase profits and allow for more dividends. Then he'd come back home, do some cocaine and pass out in the arms of an expensive prostitute, murmuring incoherently about never having known true love. He was a hell of a working-class hero, I tell ya."

  • @WuRaidr
    @WuRaidr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4 years later, this making me smile

    • @taun96
      @taun96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some of these videos have aged like oak-aged whisky.

  • @doug905
    @doug905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    John please come back America needs you!

    • @MaryEllenKatz
      @MaryEllenKatz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Make America laugh again!

    • @lordkappa1899
      @lordkappa1899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      foreals i watched him instead of the "news"

    • @shrks2cup20
      @shrks2cup20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If had stayed through this election cycle The Daily Show would have been soaring in the ratings.

    • @kght222
      @kght222 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +

    • @islandboy274
      @islandboy274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jon......

  • @jenniferhartshorn2391
    @jenniferhartshorn2391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    We've missed you, Jon.

    • @jenniferhartshorn2391
      @jenniferhartshorn2391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      OMG, and the Schyller Sisters dance break. All respect, Lin-Manuel.

    • @briannaquinene6247
      @briannaquinene6247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jennifer Hartshorn Hell yeah!

    • @fbskier20
      @fbskier20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the one election we needed these guys in their comedy central characters the most...

    • @jenniferhartshorn2391
      @jenniferhartshorn2391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The thing is, toward the end of his Daily Show tenure, he wasn't as funny. He was clearly worn out, and frustrated by everything. Colbert was consistently funnier, and got at the issues in a way that Jon wasn't because he was clearly so angry about everything. Jon definitely needed a break, and even in this bit, there's a lot more anger than wry commentary. I think we need some of that, but I also respect that, for him, being angry all the time is exhausting and I don't blame him a bit for needing some time away.
      I'd love to see him go to a weekly cable format....but then he'd be treading very close to what is now John Oliver's territory.

    • @redcoat4348
      @redcoat4348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about monthly?

  • @lisaboggess8757
    @lisaboggess8757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You rock, John. You always make me happy when you shoot from the hip! Keep fighting the good fight! With laughter.

  • @lucasharvey8990
    @lucasharvey8990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If anybody are real Americans, it would be the people who go on stage every night to make millions of others laugh while educating them about touchy political topics, with a purely moral and expectant outlook that holds everyone in power accountable for their bull****. Thank you Jon and Stephen, you are both so amazing. Politicians run the country, but you keep the nation running.

  • @JackyBlazeForPrez
    @JackyBlazeForPrez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2532

    Jon, I know you have a family. A wife, kids, animals, hobbies and such.
    But we really need you to ride these next four years out with us.

    • @TheCanadiangirl4
      @TheCanadiangirl4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      This is so true. We need you back Jon to fight the good fight with Colbert and Sam.

    • @GhostHelwig
      @GhostHelwig 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      TheCanadiangirl4 Don't forget John Oliver. And Trevor Noah, although I don't watch the Daily Show much myself anymore. Still, even with them and Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee, we need Jon Stewart to return. His appearances on this show have been amazing, but it would be so lovely and uplifting and revitalizing to have Jon Stewart back on a regular basis in some form, cutting through the BS and holding people accountable as only he can.

    • @Elithrae
      @Elithrae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The funny part is Samantha Bee & Colbert both started on The Daily Show, lol. Honestly, Jon created some epic monsters to help carry the torch after him. I personally love Trevor because he's less tolerant of assholery than Jon, because he grew up in Apartheid. I mean really, you can't be a biracial kid in South Africa during Apartheid and NOT wind up being pretty fucking disgusted when you see what's happening in America, and he doesn't pull back on that and I love, love, love it. I miss Jon, don't get me wrong. But I absolutely freaking ADORE Trevor and am glad Jon wasn't replaced by some bumbling idiot just going for laughs. Also, John Oliver is the absolute SHIT and I adore him.

    • @cuuy
      @cuuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Elithrae John Oliver also started on The Daily Show.

    • @tomiantenna7279
      @tomiantenna7279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. We need your voice. You are a beacon of sanity for us all.

  • @paulmitchum8658
    @paulmitchum8658 7 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Apparently Jon Stewart is mad as hell and is not going to take it any more.

    • @breetaylor5249
      @breetaylor5249 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fortunately for Jon, he didn't have lousy ratings :D

    • @sabinea.4532
      @sabinea.4532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +auj lnd whose ratings?

    • @breetaylor5249
      @breetaylor5249 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually my statement was a reference to the great movie Network, just as OP's statement was (a reference to). I was praising the fact that Jon did not need to be assassinated for having lousy ratings

    • @joshbobst1629
      @joshbobst1629 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hated Kilbourne's guts. Because a gf I had at the time had a crush on him. Not his fault, I know. Still...

    • @aim4daface
      @aim4daface 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao, dude, here's to stupid men stuff. My "One that got away" gf in high school, had a crush on Leonardo Dicaprio(Spelling?) and it was like 5 yrs before anyone knew who he was. It was from when he started out on Growing Pains, lol! I hated that guy forever, eventually I saw something he was so good in that I grew up, hey at least we admit these silly grudges? :-)

  • @productplacementadz24-73
    @productplacementadz24-73 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jon is probably the funniest guy to ever be a talk show host.

  • @itzbebop
    @itzbebop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    jon stewart 2020. running mate stephen colbert. sec of state trevor noah. sec of homeland security conan obrian.

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Director of Intelligence, John Oliver.

    • @AndreBritesMotion
      @AndreBritesMotion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Jimmy Fallon - Laughing Department Executive

    • @KarenAllmond67
      @KarenAllmond67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And the Director of Whatever - Larry Wilmore.

    • @peterlebuhn
      @peterlebuhn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      itzbebop sec of staff Samantha Bee assif mandi sec def Jason Jones director of HUD

    • @noeliajaime7656
      @noeliajaime7656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We need Sam Bee and John Oliver too!

  • @jakemarsing2615
    @jakemarsing2615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    Trevor's fine, Colbert's good, but this guy is a god damned God. Get him on TV again.

    • @matthew83890
      @matthew83890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Political satire just hasn't been the same since he left us. ;-;

    • @mikecraig2062
      @mikecraig2062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He's doing a mini-series with hbo before the election, so hopefully that gives us something

    • @matthew83890
      @matthew83890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yea, but it won't be the same. I miss watching him every week. He was a legend that cannot be replaced.

    • @MaryEllenKatz
      @MaryEllenKatz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I hear ya. But put yourself in Jon's shoes. He willingly left the Daily Show. That was his choice. He had enough of shifting through mountains of shit and making sense of it all to be a genius comedian with it as material. He had enough! If he sits in front of a camera again, it's because so deems it.

    • @Patrick-hs5bd
      @Patrick-hs5bd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

  • @VESSEL105
    @VESSEL105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    ...Did they literally report on Obama having a burger? what the fuck

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Welcome to the 24 hour "news" cycle

    • @thereisnospoon205
      @thereisnospoon205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They did lol and it was as stupid then as it is now

    • @mikeyman2010
      @mikeyman2010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nah, it's the elitist liberal Dijon mustard that made Lumpy all grumpy.

    • @ixat00
      @ixat00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not just any burger, a burger with elitist mustard

    • @davidbarco4245
      @davidbarco4245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      they literary scraped the bottom of the barrel to attack him. Is embarrassing really.

  • @IrvinCascade
    @IrvinCascade 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Is there ANY footage of Stephen's and Jon's reactions to the news about Roger Ailes? I REEEEEEALLY need to see it.

  • @MrPilgrim
    @MrPilgrim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Anybody else hear Colbert whispering "we're live" 🤣

  • @christianrayfield4365
    @christianrayfield4365 7 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Jon Stewart used Logic! Republicans were annihilated!

    • @surfin25
      @surfin25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ok lesbo

    • @ii121
      @ii121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lesbians rule

    • @Slapmeistro
      @Slapmeistro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +ii121 especially in HD

    • @junkyatv
      @junkyatv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Actually, "Logic" used to be super-effective against Republicans in an earlier generation but they nerfed it by giving Republicans the natures "Dense," "Obtuse" and "Thick" as well as the abilities "Ignorance" and "Anti-Intellectualism."

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +surfin25 where in that comment did it say that they were a lesbian? and why would someone's sexual preference matter enough for you to call them that?

  • @lilmonikas
    @lilmonikas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Jon Stewart just roasted the entire Republican Party. Hillary Clinton, choose him for your VP xD

    • @ChestRockwell24
      @ChestRockwell24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I actually agree she should choose him because he's the type of gutless coward that will barely talk about all the shady shit Hilary and the democrats do, but he sure as shit will run his big mouth about Trump and the republicans.
      Weird, right? Since there's a ton of motherfucking ammo for him to sling at Hilldog too, so why doesn't he?

    • @IxyMorningstar
      @IxyMorningstar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He didn't on this segment mostly because this week is all about the RNC.

    • @lilmonikas
      @lilmonikas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ChestRockwell24 I'd love to see that, too. ;3 I love watching people get roasted.

    • @lilmonikas
      @lilmonikas 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mr420Spy wo m8. dnt h8. GG tho

    • @carolinemcgilloway1187
      @carolinemcgilloway1187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THAT WOULD BE GREAT!
      A comedian and a criminal
      To run dear old USA

  • @maggieou1080
    @maggieou1080 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Years later this still rings true ❤

  • @gangstapenguin2773
    @gangstapenguin2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that "no grip on reality" at 5:18 really hits different in 2020

  • @Chris_T1an
    @Chris_T1an 7 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    When voting there should be an option where you can vote "Other", that means both candidates are disqualified, and each parties choose new candidates.

    • @RandomComm3nt
      @RandomComm3nt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't you just spoil your ballot? Is that not a thing in the US?

    • @rensodanieldelcastillovega4394
      @rensodanieldelcastillovega4394 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's necessary a vast majority (50% maybe) to cause an election to be called again.

    • @zamaramma
      @zamaramma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So each party would put forth candidates who lost to the ones that made it to begin with?

    • @nicholaswolfe5937
      @nicholaswolfe5937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's retarded, but you got the next best thing, you can whine like a little bitch until November, and then put a check mark next to Hillary, and do your part to stave off the Apocalypse, you wouldn't fair well with the roving gangs of cannibals that will terrorize the after scape of human civilization.

    • @MikMoen
      @MikMoen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude. There are third parties as options.

  • @TommyChardonneret
    @TommyChardonneret 7 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    As red faced and out of breath as I was while trying to clear the tears of joy from my eyes at first watching this video clip all the way through, nonetheless, I tortured myself silly by watching it a 2nd and 3rd time just to experience a serotonin and endorphin cascade! Hard to believe, but simultaneously limitlessly admirable, that Colbert has the weight to force Mainstream Corporate Media CBS to give back the Bully Pulpit to THE smartest Justified Bully Against Ignoramuses EVER! Kudos to Stephen, and as always, endless admiration to Jon Stewart for persisting in his brilliant take on American Political Establishment Hypocrisy!

    • @weekndvideo7085
      @weekndvideo7085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol yes. It's amazing that a right wing conservative network like CBS would allow someone like Jon Stewart on their program.

    • @CrowAndRedString
      @CrowAndRedString 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is some sort of refined autism.

    • @ronaldbrown4087
      @ronaldbrown4087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ratings unfortunately.

    • @XXniccloXX
      @XXniccloXX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Aaron Lewis go back to bullshit mountain

    • @estilkind
      @estilkind 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Aaron Lewis Really? 'autism' is being used as an insult now? I thought it was bad enough when guys were using 'palsy' as an insult ! Respect for other people just keeps going lower and lower.

  • @SuAva
    @SuAva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:47 "Those fighting to be included in the ideal of equality are not being devisive, those fighting to keep those people out *are* ."

  • @treavam5653
    @treavam5653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dijon Mustard. Unbelievable.

  • @tendeant
    @tendeant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    This video felt like a nice clean shower after the hot stank ass mess that has been the RNC

  • @viddergrapho8488
    @viddergrapho8488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    I know everyone wants to use this video to praise Jon Stewart (bless you, you beautiful, grey, beastly Hunk Muffin of Justice) but I feel there's a more pressing matter at hand... WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU NOMINATED? DO YOU REALIZE HOW YOU FUCKED IT FOR THE REST OF US?

    • @viddergrapho8488
      @viddergrapho8488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh, look! A Drumph supporter. By all means, please provide proof of your claim there, bro.

    • @viddergrapho8488
      @viddergrapho8488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh, a fucking troll. Should have picked up on that sooner. Kindly go fuck a blender.

    • @viddergrapho8488
      @viddergrapho8488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a shame he's dragging the professor through the dirt in order to do it.

    • @trunks9316
      @trunks9316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Give me a break Jon had nothing to do with what Hannity is. And Hannity wasn't nailed to the wall for being a republican, or conservative. He was nailed to the wall for being a ridiculous hypocrite. Hannity has to bath himself in hypocrisy to do his job, just like when he cried about Ted Cruz for not endorsing Trump, he turned around and called Bernie a coward for doing exactly what he wanted Cruz to do!!!!! Hannity has noone to blame but himself and I hope he got some aloe for that burn lol

    • @grob011
      @grob011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Professor Farnsworth the sky isn't blue though...it appears to be blue because of refracted light. I only mention this as you appear to delight in being a smart alec. I'm assuming you don't have a science background...

  • @masterskrain
    @masterskrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Amazing that Jon Stewart GOT IT ALL RIGHT!!! Sept, 2017, and HE WAS RIGHT!!!

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +masterskrain
      Not really amazing - he rarely gets it wrong. He will be remembered with the likes of Mark Twain and Will Rogers and George Carlin. A truly amazing man.

  • @TheBunnyodeath
    @TheBunnyodeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lumpy is a perfect name for Sean

  • @birdertweet
    @birdertweet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I miss Stephen and Jon back when they were back in Comedy Central.

    • @capgaming69
      @capgaming69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I took those days for granted :/

    • @ChristopherWoods
      @ChristopherWoods 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now, for once, just once, they were dancing, cheek to cheek.
      I await the long overdue Election specials. God, that would be magical.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, I can understand that talented people can want to move on to other things after a while, but they built something AMAZING. Two of the funniest shows ever that also managed to inform and shine a spotlight on issues that others often would not. And as for Stewart - just look a the careers he launched from one little half hour basic cable show!
      BTW, if you haven't watched it, check out "Full Frontal" with Sam Bee. She was never one of my favorites on the Daily Show, but she is knocking it out of the park on her show.

    • @firedunebuggy2581
      @firedunebuggy2581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Jon drops the mic yet again!*

  • @sammygirl6910
    @sammygirl6910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Jon's so tiny, I want to wear him like a backpack.

    • @Masada1911
      @Masada1911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Get in line.

    • @OGNICKMARSH
      @OGNICKMARSH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Masada1911 lmao

    • @SoaringTrumpet
      @SoaringTrumpet 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      a funny meme i guess. being short is funny. anyway Jon was awesome tonight!

    • @q851230
      @q851230 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is Stephen 's Hobbit

    • @JuanPablodelaTorre
      @JuanPablodelaTorre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More like Stephen's Yoda.

  • @nicolinagallo
    @nicolinagallo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stewart's 12:48-12:56 is a quote worthy of documenting~

  • @brattytrist
    @brattytrist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This my favorite Jon Stewart satire since he stepped down from the Daily show. I'm watching again 😂😀😂
    I have No idea how I missed this since I watch most Colbert episodes & subscribe on YT.