Trump's Great and Unmatched Wisdom

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  • @jaedyn225
    @jaedyn225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    "and half-finished-"
    my man

    • @supremeownage8995
      @supremeownage8995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My thoughts exactly! You can really see how much time and effort he puts into these rants, keep up the good work!!

    • @daos3300
      @daos3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yep, that was a gem

    • @badatallgames1046
      @badatallgames1046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brilliant, absolutely brilliant 😂😂. I stopped the video to see if anyone had noticed he did that! So clever 👏👏

    • @steve1978ger
      @steve1978ger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree that was a

    • @robmason1
      @robmason1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can somebody please explain why this part was funny? Lots of people mentioning it

  • @yryn
    @yryn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    ....i'd be funny....if it wasn't so terribly sad....

    • @michaelpatterson9142
      @michaelpatterson9142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      .. There is a bigger gain in Trump's move . We are seeing it take hold . Players were not moving .
      We Seen in only hours , Governments Stage a Protest .
      A Nato member was considered the Enemy and still is . Turkey was the Villian / , PKK , SDS , YPG are considered the Victim .
      I have friends in many of these groups or did . Appears to me People actually die on my friends list from that area .
      Kurds needed to work with Damascus for protection and Civil order .
      There is much to this that Media does not tell us .

    • @samshambles391
      @samshambles391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it'd

    • @sirdiesalot2975
      @sirdiesalot2975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I too would be funny if I weren't so terribly sad

    • @samshambles391
      @samshambles391 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirdiesalot2975 Lol. That's the long way 'round. But it's grammatically correct now.

    • @rintendo3328
      @rintendo3328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richard Margot my thoughts exactly

  • @quitebad459
    @quitebad459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    'one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water." Great and unmatched wisdom boys.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      big ocean. lots of water.

    • @uegvdczuVF
      @uegvdczuVF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Great? Or is it bigliest?

    • @SasquatchMelee
      @SasquatchMelee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget he also knows the best words...

    • @tompogson9755
      @tompogson9755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The wettest water...

  • @Sunlight70
    @Sunlight70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    To be fair, he didn't mention nuking tornados but hurricanes.
    Nuking tornados - that's just crazy talk . . .

    • @glenw1740
      @glenw1740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuck off

    • @gladiater56
      @gladiater56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@glenw1740 Just because you don't have a sense of humour doesn't mean you get to imitate the POTUS.

    • @Ilex1
      @Ilex1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They don't have either in the UK. I can understand the mix up.

    • @ErgoProxy12345
      @ErgoProxy12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well, according to a documentary about shark-filled tornadoes, explosions do work! (Sharknado is awesome)

    • @gregoryashton
      @gregoryashton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ilex1 You’re obviously not British, or you’ve been living under a rock. Britain’s tornadoes have been in the news recently.

  • @jamesmcsparron
    @jamesmcsparron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "So you've never met the killer of your teenage son. Well, SUPRISE! SUPRISE!"

    • @rogernewton7831
      @rogernewton7831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's right unfortunately. When that was announced on the 'news', I thought Trump had lost his mind completely. When he sacked Bolton, I thought he's gone fucking mad.

    • @reuteratwork8983
      @reuteratwork8983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rogernewton7831 - Ummm...it was obvious he was unhinged when he *hired* Bolton, in the first place -- Bolton's firing was just another inevitable Trump cabinet casualty...

    • @rogernewton7831
      @rogernewton7831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reuteratwork8983 - Wrong on all counts. Bolton would never have advised on withdrawal of troops.

    • @reuteratwork8983
      @reuteratwork8983 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rogernewton7831 - That's my point, actually -- you're kind of slow on the uptake, friend -- the point is that Trump should've known that he was bringing in someone who was completely antithetical to his policy of avoiding wars -- & yet, he went & hired Bolton anyway -- that's why it was nuts -- & that's also why it was completely unsurprising that he finally kicked Bolton out -- so, no, right on all counts, sorry...

    • @rogernewton7831
      @rogernewton7831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@reuteratwork8983 - Trumps so-called policy of avoiding wars is to tell leaders around the world that he will obliterate them. That's a weird way of avoiding wars, especially when one day it's possible someone takes him up on these ludicrous bluffs. Bolton, on the other hand, is WYSIWYG. No bluffing there. I can imagine the attitudes that Bolton had to put up with would have driven him mad.

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    He uses the death of a teenager to distract from his controversies, while also protecting the person who caused that death. Then has the gaul to dress it all up as a photo op and try to force a feel good story of forgiveness. The man is a tactless oaf with no shred of decency or empathy. politics aside, the man disgusts me.

    • @davidbryan5590
      @davidbryan5590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apparently she would have had absolutely no option but to leave and was removed from this country whether she liked it or not.
      Beyond the theatre being played out in the media there are a number of security services people describing online what REALLY would have happened here. Not saying they’re genuine but it certainly makes you think...

    • @ploppysonofploppy6066
      @ploppysonofploppy6066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Like the man says - "what a bastard".
      Even worse there are millions of bastards who love him.

    • @davidbryan5590
      @davidbryan5590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DriftZ TwoSeven
      No of course not, the guy above would’ve voted for Hillary...the bastard 😂

    • @trishayamada807
      @trishayamada807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TerminalCarrion why would the people think they’d have a different outcome when meeting trump? He’s an odious piece of shit, they should have stayed in England. He still got what he wanted and they were used.

    • @AirQuotes
      @AirQuotes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidbryan5590 tell me more

  • @donrobertson4940
    @donrobertson4940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Hard to imagine someone worse at foreign affairs than Boris Johnson, but there you go.

    • @Milo-wl2if
      @Milo-wl2if 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don Robertson Johnson is great at foreign affairs, and domestic affairs, he’s none too fussy about where he gets his leg-over, just ask his ex-wife.

    • @silversurfer8212
      @silversurfer8212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In the late 1930'the world had two monsters in a parallel existence, holding absolute power. Fast forward 80years and the leaders of two of the worlds greatest democracies are, Trump and Johnson.
      Politics is strange.

    • @happyhippie9931
      @happyhippie9931 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbf I think we have the English Donald trump (Boris Johnson ) and we are finally keeping up with are American cousins and put a fucking idiot in charge well done us the only reason may got in is due the fact that Hillary was pegged to be president lol 😂

  • @PatrickJConnor
    @PatrickJConnor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "The first president to condemn thousands of his allies to death...while taking a dump" Probably not, but certainly the first we know about

    • @cdougans
      @cdougans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Have you ever heard of South Vietnam?

    • @storm7792
      @storm7792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or the first gulf war

    • @scotti6219
      @scotti6219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Clearly don't know your history and I don't support him either before you start but FFS check your facts

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There's accounts of shit decisions happening because the leader, be it a general or else, is asleep. I'm sure there's times the person was taking a dump but had biographers change it.

    • @storm7792
      @storm7792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or bosnia

  • @c.a.savage5689
    @c.a.savage5689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Electe a clown. Expect a circus. And then the apocalypse. Are you not entertained ?

    • @inkarn8915
      @inkarn8915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      C.A. Savage he is not a clown, he’s the entire circus

    • @overgrownswamp
      @overgrownswamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Avatar checks out.

    • @salparadise1220
      @salparadise1220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Possibly one of the best comments on youtube, on any subject.

    • @jean-francoismartel4533
      @jean-francoismartel4533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100% agreed. I had the more or less unformed same thought reading it.

    • @beemo9
      @beemo9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately only clowns were on the ballot.

  • @Plumduff3303
    @Plumduff3303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Pie

  • @Wheelie55
    @Wheelie55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    George Carlin would have loved to see all this.

    • @Africa-ky1bg
      @Africa-ky1bg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes - but not really.
      Carlin was an honorable man.
      He was more like a profit of all this..."& they're coming for your Social Security & Medicare next"
      ....just saw a fb post where
      45 has said just that -
      after he is re elected
      that is next on his agenda.
      God Help us get rid
      of this maniac.

  • @quitebad459
    @quitebad459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The stable genius and his great and unmatched wisdom is incredible!

    • @tequilamockingbird758
      @tequilamockingbird758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only 1 president was at war for all 8 years on there administration. Guess who?

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tequila Mockingbird Maybe someone will engage with your mini-historical quiz once you share your own views on some of the astonishing things happening *right now!!*
      Any thoughts?

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just wanted an end to the endless wars. But Trump managed to pull our troops out in such a way that we have no choice but to perpetuate the conflict, just so that we don't look overly callous and selfish. Even though that's exactly what we are. I genuinely doubt there are as many Americans who are truly upset at Trump for the dead Kurds, as people who are just excited that Kurds died and it was his fault.

    • @scottanderson8167
      @scottanderson8167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Magister R'yleth thats true. The Middle East has historically been completely peaceful until trump came along and pulled some of our men out.

    • @1972LittleC
      @1972LittleC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@scottanderson8167
      Well, let's be brutally honest; the region was stabler with Iran being treated a bit better, and the Kurds rounding up ISIS, but then someone had to piss everything away so he could send a few thousand troops to UAE, because 'they will pay'.
      Congratulations, the USMC is now the United States Mercenary Corps.
      Oraah?

  • @achbanilacran2061
    @achbanilacran2061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Stopped laughing three years ago. Didn't stop watching, thou...My anger and despair have to have a voice, and Pie's is the best one. I dream of the day when these clips will not reflect reality so much....

  • @thebaconbuizel3598
    @thebaconbuizel3598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Every week he really does seem more and more like a dictator

    • @WeezaY5000
      @WeezaY5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are not even in the 2nd team. :( You ain't seem nothing yet.

    • @northchurch753
      @northchurch753 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This aged like fucking wine

  • @jolivettejanderson-douonin3698
    @jolivettejanderson-douonin3698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you so much for saying what you've said in this video.

  • @DrCreepen
    @DrCreepen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Love you, man.

  • @ClarkyGuitar
    @ClarkyGuitar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "The other side still haven't got their shit together" - sounds remarkably familiar *cough* labour *cough*

    • @jamieparry6420
      @jamieparry6420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll sharpen the guillotine.

    • @jamesvapour9460
      @jamesvapour9460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Conspiracy Theorist lol, Zionist interference? Its nothing to do with the fact there just shit atm.

    • @fabiendecodts2584
      @fabiendecodts2584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's exactly the same problem:
      th-cam.com/video/edicDsSwYpk/w-d-xo.html

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Conspiracy Theorist When you next stick a tin-foil hat on your head; don't try too hard to keep the sharp bits away from any of your arteries, please.

    • @uegvdczuVF
      @uegvdczuVF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Conspiracy Theorist Dude, everybody knows that the Queen is one of the lizard people and you are saying that they should be worried about Zionists? smh

  • @hatless_spider
    @hatless_spider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The one thing that has caused the most instability in the Middle East for the last 60 years has been US interventionalism

    • @hanamlchl
      @hanamlchl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Exactly. Which one is it: "US out of the Middle East" or "Oh my god save us"?

    • @grantdubridge7995
      @grantdubridge7995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But Turkey and the Kurds have been fighting way before that.

    • @hatless_spider
      @hatless_spider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@grantdubridge7995 yeah it's an old problem, but not sure how that makes it the US job to sort out.
      As a European and someone who didn't want Brexit, Pie should be tongue lashing NATO which has done exactly zero to rein in their easternmost member.
      At least Trump issued sanctions, which is a lot more than anyone in Europe has done

    • @enyotheios2613
      @enyotheios2613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hanamlchl Exactly. Trump had those who were deployed in Syria sent to Iraq and Kuwait, and sent EVEN MORE troops to Saudi Arabia. I wish Fox News would tell us the whole story, and quit lying about how we're "pulling out"...

    • @grantdubridge7995
      @grantdubridge7995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hatless_spider there were only 28 soldiers in the country. They couldn't do anything anyway. We voted Trump in to do this exact action.

  • @michaelfiedler1419
    @michaelfiedler1419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    American exceptionalism, idiocy is a true virtue. True patriotism.

    • @smilo_don
      @smilo_don 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Ask not others how to make yourself smarter, ask yourself how to make others dumber."

  • @OpEditorial
    @OpEditorial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If only there was someone, with a razor sharp wit, an uncompromising command over every crushing insult the English language could offer and expert timing who could step up and run against Trump...🤔

  • @theresenydahl9531
    @theresenydahl9531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Word. And you're brilliant, best ever.

  • @RocRizzo
    @RocRizzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My thoughts as well. Thanks Jonathan, for giving us a point of view that we will not see on the mainstream media.

  • @seven9zero640
    @seven9zero640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Has anybody asked old Captain Bone Spurs what part his family played in Normandy?

    • @davidcadman4468
      @davidcadman4468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      probably in killing Allied Troops :(

    • @expatpiskie
      @expatpiskie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Given his grasp on history he'd probably never even heard of the Normandy landings until he attended the anniversary events. Now, as far as he's concerned the Normandy landings were the sum total of WWII. Apparently if you weren't in Normandy you weren't an ally, never mind the troops fighting in the ME, Italy, Greece, North Africa, Malaya etc.

    • @thorsloan8294
      @thorsloan8294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And what part did everyone of you play ??? NONE.... you probably never even served, just run your liberal ass communist mouths against others...like you always do !! Pathetic pos

  • @kegza9984
    @kegza9984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your best one yet. ‘Half-finished’, the callous and despicable treatment of Harry Dunn’s parents and the massive failure in Syria. Nailed it

  • @MartFish
    @MartFish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I no longer cry with laughter at these. I’m so glad the Dunn family said no to Trump, all strength to them

    • @brianglynn7568
      @brianglynn7568 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forgive me, who are the Dunn family?

    • @lordlogic3190
      @lordlogic3190 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian Glynn An American diplomats wife ran over and killed a young man in the uk then ran away to America and is being protected by diplomatic immunity. The boys parents went to America to get them to send her back so she can face justice but trump protected her and tried to get the family to have a photo op with her

    • @MartFish
      @MartFish 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian Glynn, Harry Dunn was the boy who died in the collision with the wife of a US diplomat.

  • @tonisarver8755
    @tonisarver8755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love my country but moving to Canada for a year or two sounds pretty appealing at this point. 🙄

  • @skullduggerysmiles8393
    @skullduggerysmiles8393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Brilliant, insightful analysis, shockingly true.

    • @rogernewton7831
      @rogernewton7831 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately I would have to agree.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Look, I'm going to give you a deal. It's a great deal! Instead of just one scandal to deal with, I'll give you 6 other scandals at no extra charge."
    - Donald J. Trump

  • @deependmashups8715
    @deependmashups8715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It's amazing how right-wingers that used to admire Pie for his criticism of leftist political correctness lose their collective shit when he's railing against the Circus Peanut in Chief.

    • @The_Greipist
      @The_Greipist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I couldn't give a fuck, the next day he'll dump on identity politics and the left will lose their shit, lol

    • @LuisMartinez-jk3yo
      @LuisMartinez-jk3yo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Enoch~ elaborate on the extinction rebellion bullshit

    • @scottanderson8167
      @scottanderson8167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deep End Mashups american nationalist here LOLing at Pie and the “circus peanut in Chief” lolol I love it

    • @samshambles391
      @samshambles391 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Preach! Preach, brother! Tell it like it is!

    • @R0nge
      @R0nge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Enoch~ Really? I'll bite. I suppose you endorse the .."climate change isn't real because communists.." classic misunderstanding of the difference between evidence and mitigation... or "I've got strongly held political views so I don't need awkward things like facts and evidence to disrupt my world view"
      ... kind of like your opinion of Mr Pie.. but then he really is "fake news"

  • @johnluk
    @johnluk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks like 520 (at last count) Trump supporters or Russian bots didn’t appreciate the humour, how could anybody ‘dislike’ this video, it’s spot on. Years of careful diplomacy and painfully gained trust blown out of the water by a numbskull!

  • @johnmurray3956
    @johnmurray3956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "And half finished...."............. Now that right there folks, show's you the true genius of this man.

    • @TimoHHH
      @TimoHHH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Murray can anyone explain to a non native what’s up with the “half finished“ line?

    • @Thedistinguishedgentleman8045
      @Thedistinguishedgentleman8045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TimoHHH Because he only half finished (as in didn't finish) the sentence, just like he said Trump half finished (his sentence)

    • @johnmurray3956
      @johnmurray3956 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TimoHHH It was half finished....

  • @simonthomas5367
    @simonthomas5367 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tragically nailed it again Jonathan....

  • @davidbrisbane7206
    @davidbrisbane7206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Where were they during the American Revolution? Why, the Kurds were defending the American airports at the time. None of them were ever taken by the British.

  • @rdouma
    @rdouma 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant as always. Never stop being you Jonathan.

  • @SensoriaMaRia
    @SensoriaMaRia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Trump: "someone get me some mthrfng snakes for my mthrfng border wall moat"

    • @RabidDogma
      @RabidDogma 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We clearly have the person to beat Trump.
      The media would just rather have Trump in office than Bernie. So even if it means sabotaging him endlessly and putting up anyone else who would get smashed, they'd rather lose to Trump than have someone who would actually generate REAL change.

  • @erictk869
    @erictk869 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic once again from Pie.

  • @gbugg1361
    @gbugg1361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Donald & Boris (two peas in a pod)
    Having these clowns in power in the Western world is akin to watching Tom & Jerry but without the laughs.

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    JP is legend in is own lifetime! Thank you sir! Brilliant as always!

  • @notangryjustdismayed
    @notangryjustdismayed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "and half-finished ... "
    well done

    • @robertohlen4980
      @robertohlen4980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was, good writing and acting.

  • @tbalciunas333
    @tbalciunas333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best one so far

  • @1urie1
    @1urie1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You wanted a reality show star for a POTUS, now the whole US is a reality show.

    • @2007PHATE
      @2007PHATE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      犬走椛 yet somehow so surreal...

    • @bkrharold
      @bkrharold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like a horror show.

  • @jeronimovanloen7874
    @jeronimovanloen7874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank God for JP

  • @macbitz
    @macbitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Think Jonathan really hit the orange nail on the head there.

  • @DaMalat
    @DaMalat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best one yet !!

  • @paulrees3861
    @paulrees3861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Trump pretending to be Cilla Black 😂 nearly fell off the chair!

  • @rowancox5575
    @rowancox5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant!

  • @frankgyori2740
    @frankgyori2740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tom, I agree with everything you have said. I hope you know that the majority of Americans are doing everything we can to stop this insane madness...

    • @enyotheios2613
      @enyotheios2613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unnfortunately, about a third of this country has serious anger and paranoia issues, and are extremely susceptible to propaganda from social media and "opinion" hosts. Being anti-science, while calling themselves smarter than everyone else, is a serious mental illness, and really sad to see...

    • @frankgyori2740
      @frankgyori2740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Having spoken to a number of fundamentalists I am beginning to believe they feel this nightmare is the beginning of the 'end of times' and that they are looking forward to it... Sadly, in a way, they are right but not in the way they think. Our 'end of times' will be the loss of our democracy.

    • @julieannmyers8714
      @julieannmyers8714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frankgyori2740 beginning? you have not been paying attention, dear friend.
      Chris Hedges published "American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War on America" 15 years ago.

    • @ihavenoname4139
      @ihavenoname4139 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump still has millions of political followers. The majority of my family actually likes him and still support him.
      They're all science deniers, religious fanatics, or just straight up dumb and yet, they think they're better than everyone.

    • @frankgyori2740
      @frankgyori2740 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry Julie, I have not read every book published r/t the Christian right.

  • @tjwes1
    @tjwes1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spot on Pie, well said!

  • @stuartrushworth5487
    @stuartrushworth5487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Trump: A political enema.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, political constipation, more like. Gonna need a flamethrower enema to move that turd.

  • @tonisyring9614
    @tonisyring9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    love you Jonathan

  • @salimosman8188
    @salimosman8188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What a bastard "..feels for you brother....🙌

  • @clivesnell
    @clivesnell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    JP you rock!!

  • @zaroffhound
    @zaroffhound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As Shelley once phrased _My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!_
    My name is Trump, stabber of backs: don't look too close at my workings, or you'll notice I am mightily deranged.

  • @ritacampbell3833
    @ritacampbell3833 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely brilliant. You’ve outdone yourself again. It is so sad that this is our actual reality today. I am so sorry. He is literally the worst thing in the world.

  • @Ryies12
    @Ryies12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Everybody gangsta till Jonathan Pie starts talking about American politics

  • @MsTilda2
    @MsTilda2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can only love you Jonatan😅😅❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @johndonaldson3619
    @johndonaldson3619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:12 "And half finnished..................." - I see what you did there

  • @Edd25164605
    @Edd25164605 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So true!

  • @clanpsi
    @clanpsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Why still nothing about the Hong Kong protests? :(

    • @spent808
      @spent808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His Chinese sponsors would sack him.

    • @iginheo
      @iginheo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The truth doesn't make money when it's not in "Whinny the Pooh's" interest. Just like what happened with Lebron

    • @ByddinRhyddidCymru
      @ByddinRhyddidCymru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rob K they’re not protesters, they’re anti China terrorists funded by the united Satan’s of America

    • @TheKidDoc81
      @TheKidDoc81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ByddinRhyddidCymru What?

  • @Andor.Schobin
    @Andor.Schobin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The great Jonathan Pie, makes me laught every time with the blody truth.

  • @UserName-eb9oy
    @UserName-eb9oy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We all know why he did it. It's because Putin has his golden shower tape

  • @marcobertoglio7729
    @marcobertoglio7729 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Impeccable speech!

  • @75thBeatle
    @75thBeatle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "...and half-finished ___"

  • @gabe9902
    @gabe9902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mr Pie speaks the truth

  • @DrHades
    @DrHades 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I am first here in my great and unmatched wisdom.

    • @rocketscience4516
      @rocketscience4516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm wiser than you, pal. Except Friday evening through to Sunday night, when I'm monged on skunk and cider.

    • @gail25578
      @gail25578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think erdogan said the words ‘unmatched wisdom’ to trump when he was buttering him up to withdraw

  • @rickyroberson5582
    @rickyroberson5582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JP, Please please please please PPPLLLEEAAAASSSEEE do a segment on Julian Assange. Please.

  • @sirbash6787
    @sirbash6787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He has a point! When he says let them fight its what's always happened there and we just make it worse every time we get involved

    • @gunofapreacherman1340
      @gunofapreacherman1340 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      sir bash If you think Erdogan will stop at the Kurds you’re very much mistaken. Much like the Islamic State Jihadis that Erdogan was enabling, he wants to rule the world with Islamic law. Once the Kurds are eliminated, he’ll start on Europe.

    • @reuteratwork8983
      @reuteratwork8983 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @sir bash
      - Oh, so you think that we shouldn't have committed resources to the defeat of IS? You think we should've just let them establish their caliphate & use that territory as a staging ground for attacks elsewhere in the world? Well, that's just brilliant -- you're just as much a stable genius as the clown in the White House...

    • @sirbash6787
      @sirbash6787 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reuteratwork8983 I think IS would not of existed if we kept our nose out in the first place ! And you mean the democratically elected president of the United states and successful businessman worth millions married to a woman half his age? If that's what a clown is pass my red nose

    • @sirbash6787
      @sirbash6787 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gunofapreacherman1340 well that is what Islam calls for! However to be a threat to us they have to get organized and stop fighting each other and that hasn't happened for hundreds of years so I'll relax till then.

    • @gunofapreacherman1340
      @gunofapreacherman1340 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      sir bash I’d like to see you try to convince the parents of the kids murdered at the Bataclan, or the Manchester Arena, that Islam isn’t a threat to us.

  • @monarchkind69
    @monarchkind69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You nailed it with foresight

  • @TimCopsey
    @TimCopsey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Nailed it again Jonathan. With every new day that passes the Orange one does something incredibly stupid or evil or both.

    • @tequilamockingbird758
      @tequilamockingbird758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea Orange Man Bad!!!

    • @TheBeatSmash
      @TheBeatSmash 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the left still can't beat him 😂😂😂

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      trump derangement syndrome is strong in this one.

    • @hanamlchl
      @hanamlchl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Freddy Gwynne We are waiting. For the election. And yet the Democrats refuse to wait, and insist on impeachment. For 4 years. Instead of passing literally any form of meaningful legislation for the American people.
      I want a VP position in a company with a six-figure salary where all I do is harangue the CEO while ignoring my own department. And when I get fired or retire, I keep my salary en total until I die, while getting kickback positions at competitors I set up on company time. Sounds like a cushy deal.

    • @nelsoncherrier3855
      @nelsoncherrier3855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Look at all these Trump supporters trying to look like they have the ability to think. You guys are adorable! Such fragile little snowflakes.

  • @sarahparkes1547
    @sarahparkes1547 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Jonathan the world needs people like you

    • @onesong2001
      @onesong2001 ปีที่แล้ว

      you can have the moron

  • @thegreenman8216
    @thegreenman8216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Early af. Love it when trump gets a good roasting :)

  • @vizpop18
    @vizpop18 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nailed on Pie, again

  • @MattPuleston
    @MattPuleston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was waiting for the jokes, but this is just a list of facts...

    • @Brucy-84
      @Brucy-84 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here... its just amazingly terrifying...

  • @celticlofts
    @celticlofts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm loving it.

  • @whelkshuffler
    @whelkshuffler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    .....the world is a stage

  • @Sandy-lm4xx
    @Sandy-lm4xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Jonathan pie* He is the voice of my soul... oh, how i wish he or anybody for that matter said this to Trump's face, oh how i wish!

    • @reuteratwork8983
      @reuteratwork8983 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sandy Ingilela
      - Many people have tried to talk some sense into Trump -- they all either gave up & quit the administration, or they got fired because they weren't "loyal" enough -- you can tell Trump things, but he just won't learn...

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Omg that thumbnail, the rage ! xD

    • @johkupohkuxd1697
      @johkupohkuxd1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It truly conveys the emotions Jon is having. 10/10

    • @gordonbrownpm3853
      @gordonbrownpm3853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johkupohkuxd1697 He is having no emotions. It is an act, which is always the same.

  • @thorgustafsson650
    @thorgustafsson650 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    JP at the pinnacle of his tour! Massive Respect!

  • @billyjames78
    @billyjames78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "and half finished..." lmao

  • @alexlangford9928
    @alexlangford9928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Think I'll watch that again it was so good.

  • @garystewart6093
    @garystewart6093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Pie is a legend.

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone who knew about this tweet prior to this video lost their shit when this video came out

  • @ErykaSoleil
    @ErykaSoleil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Greetings from the US, where it really is SO much more of a dumpster fire than you just described. I'm honestly surprised this didn't happen earlier.
    (Edited because I realized I'd used "honestly" twice in just two sentences. 😣)

    • @tequilamockingbird758
      @tequilamockingbird758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Greetings for the US where we want to stop killing Brown people that cant even find US on a map. The left has been brainwashed by CIA talking points to love war , it's disgusting. One day you're going to look back and realize you've been played.

    • @hanamlchl
      @hanamlchl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So the United States has no right to secure its own border...but should protect someone else' border from Turkey.
      The United States should stop creating foreign wars in places like Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya...but Syria and Turkey is ok.

    • @enyotheios2613
      @enyotheios2613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tequilamockingbird758 You do realize that the troops who left Syria were sent to Iraq and Kuwait, right? You are aware that we sent an *additional* 1800 troops to aid the Saudi Dictatorship (after the Syria decision) in case they go to war with the Democratic Iran? You do realize that the former director of the CIA is Trump's secretary of state Mike Pompeo? OK... You are dismissed to go back into your Fox News conspiracy theory echo chamber.

    • @gordonbrownpm3853
      @gordonbrownpm3853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see your unemployment is going down including those minorities abandoned by Obama. Ecpomnomomy booming. You must be chuffed. Plus a huge reduction in US servicemen deaths under his leadership, and reduction in "collateral damage" too.

    • @gordonbrownpm3853
      @gordonbrownpm3853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@enyotheios2613 Agree with point that Trump (like all US Presidents) is too friendly with saudi.
      Still, at least US has stopped being a net energy importer under his leadership, and he wasn't funded by saudi and Qatar like Hilary Clinton was.

  • @TheMrBigaussie
    @TheMrBigaussie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How hard is it to get sharks with freaking laser beams!

  • @ianlast8702
    @ianlast8702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    JP for PM that’s what I say :)

  • @BigYouDog
    @BigYouDog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How about the rest of the G7 not turning up and sending a note from their doctor instead, saying they are allergic to golf balls.

  • @MegasTeque
    @MegasTeque 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I want to see Pie in a debate against Candace Owens, or in a debate with anyone on the other side.

    • @allaboutstupid2228
      @allaboutstupid2228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He would destroy them.

    • @MegasTeque
      @MegasTeque 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allaboutstupid2228 I disagree, AOC is far more clued up than Pie and she refuses debate. If you're confident in your politics then you should welcome debate, not run away from it. I like Pie, I agree with him on a lot of things, but the left NEEDS to start debating and stop name calling.

    • @gladiater56
      @gladiater56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MegasTeque It depends on the issue honestly, there are some topics where the left just doesn't have a leg too stand on because reality doesn't work like that, see transgender rights, environmental policy, racial tension, or certain aspects of feminist ideology.
      There are some areas where it's an even fight, economic policy comes to mind, but those are few and far between these days as left wing parties and speakers rely less on democratic debate and compromise, and more on authoritative powers to remake society from the ground up.

  • @jolantad7971
    @jolantad7971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No warehouse no coldhouse no carwash no factory no hospital...etc.

  • @skwest
    @skwest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ".. and half-finished ..."

  • @kingdhansak
    @kingdhansak 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I get to see this live tomorrow night, bring it on!

  • @ARQ93
    @ARQ93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This man. Tells it how it really is.

  • @michaelhayward7572
    @michaelhayward7572 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best one yet. The sad thing about all of JP's work, is it's all true.

  • @grantdubridge7995
    @grantdubridge7995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It was 28 soldiers. Do you believe that 28 soldiers can stop Turkey from invading?

    • @mistahsusan2650
      @mistahsusan2650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, let's get US servicemen killed fighting against another member of NATO.

    • @reuteratwork8983
      @reuteratwork8983 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @
      Grant DuBridge - Actually, we had about 2,000 troops in Syria -- but liars gonna lie, I guess...

    • @grantdubridge7995
      @grantdubridge7995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reuteratwork8983 I guess you just have to know where your information is coming from. I haven't talked to Amy of the men coming from there to know your many.

    • @reuteratwork8983
      @reuteratwork8983 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grantdubridge7995 - So...you don't know what the facts are...& yet, you went & made a claim about it...yeah, sure, that makes perfect sense... :/ So maybe, next time, before you go making ridiculous claims, you do a little research first? Or is that too much to ask? Honestly, I can never tell, w/ you people...

    • @grantdubridge7995
      @grantdubridge7995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reuteratwork8983 where are your facts? Please, include the link

  • @mindakahn9964
    @mindakahn9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you someone had to say it.

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:23, but u know who was on America's side in WW2
    *That's right the Russians*

    • @QuesoGr7
      @QuesoGr7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then the Cold War happened...

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I ain't seen no Ivan in Normandy.

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only just barely. First, they were extremely close to the Nazis. It wasn't until they betrayed Hitler that he turned his sight on them. THAT'S why the usa & Russia MOMENTARILY were allies. But Russia then went on to threaten us and brought on the Cold War.

    • @stephengreen3367
      @stephengreen3367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PhoenixProdLLC "It wasn't until they betrayed Hitler that he turned his sight on them" - for god's sake do yourself a favour and read some proper history books. Don't look for "facts" on right wing websites.

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PhoenixProdLLC
      Yes. The Soviets were very close to the Nazis. Especially while fortifying their new border and drawing up invasion plans with a concurrent massive arms buildup. Best of friends.

  • @Mr_Penguins_Pet_Human
    @Mr_Penguins_Pet_Human 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pie does America!

  • @Procket12
    @Procket12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Getting out of an active combat zone we shouldn't have been in? Thats a danger to regional stability? Either you want these wars or you don't Jon, pick one.

    • @mistahsusan2650
      @mistahsusan2650 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paul Allen he wants US forces to side with organisations like the pkk, and those that have been working with them (sdf/ypg) against turkey, a member of nato since the 1950s ...

    • @7rob27
      @7rob27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paul Allen
      Sure, America has fucked up the Middle East for decades. And now it’s not their problem anymore. But let’s help Saudi Arabia while abandoning allies who fought and died for us.
      Welcome to the new America. A BANANA 🍌 REPUBLIC full of illoyal cowards with a megalomaniac nut job and traitor for president.

    • @PhoenixProdLLC
      @PhoenixProdLLC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are one helluva IDIOT to ask such a stupid, stupid question.

    • @baronvonsnollson1
      @baronvonsnollson1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clearly you understand nothing about international policy or history. That's why you got axed to death in the movie.

    • @Procket12
      @Procket12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@7rob27 Again, YPG and PKK are a bunch of communist insurgents. They are not allies, nor were they ever. And they certainly didn't fight and die for us.

  • @randynovick7972
    @randynovick7972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They have a lot of sand out there, apparently. A lot of sand.

  • @manx3096
    @manx3096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    orange man bad

  • @ArturoPRADA-ORTIZ-fy3fj
    @ArturoPRADA-ORTIZ-fy3fj 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant