So... this person tried to bribe you to get himself unbanned from a Minecraft server and claims to 1. Be a samurai 2. Has gotten banned on Minecraft for hacking 3. Use Myspace
You know that if a samurai warrior failed to uphold his honor he could regain it by performing seppuku (ritual suicide), where the samurai literary cuts his stomach open and is a painful way to die. So... that dude has some problems to regain his honor....
Samurai who knows kung-fu... Kung-fu is a Chinese martial arts system. The real Samurai would probably know Iaido, judo, aikido, kenjutsu etc. You know... JAPANESE MARTIAL ARTS
Ah yes who couldve forgotten that rule that if a samurai writes a ban appeal and uses myspace or a hacked client, you have to remove their samurai licence
I was banned 3years ago and didn't know how to make an unban appeal now I did an appeal 6month's ago. But didn't get a response. Now I am trying to appeal again but it's telling me: You cant appeal again what can I do please because staff didn't see my appeal.
my brother got banned when we were playing together and we dont know why, and when i contacted some mods they said they cant do anything about it because the appeal was denied. They say he had macros but we were playing in the same room and definitely werent using macros.
i got permanently banned for no reason it stands your account has a security alert, please secure it and contact appeals what does that even mean what do i do??????
how to get unbanned from a mc server 1. learn kung fu and brag about it on your appeal 2. say u don't have paypal so u don't have to pay the admin 3. use MySpace and say instagram and twitter suck 4. wait until the mod responds 5. enjoy ur unban
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I got banned for 1 year because my little brother logged in hypixel with hacks , he didn't knew it was an accident and nobody was watching him because it was 9 am in the morning. Kinda unfair for me to get banned for 1 year because my little bro doesn't know english.
2:44 Didn't blur the name. Also you do realise we can put his guild name in and look for the VIP member with a face (not sure if it works like that but yeah xd)
So... this person tried to bribe you to get himself unbanned from a Minecraft server and claims to
1. Be a samurai
2. Has gotten banned on Minecraft for hacking
3. Use Myspace
@@facestabber 1:32
Maybe that's not exactly what he said, but it's close enough.
@@maddscraft5459 Also can do calculus AND MULTIPLICATION.
yup hes joking
discounts on walmart (his cousin works there)
He's a samurai, mathematician, biologist, physicist, uses myspace and his cousin works at walmart. He's the ultimate lifeform.
true
Even tho he’s clearly joking, this is still great.
hi
@@Monnzeyy what’s up bro, watching some old linehead videos I see.
@@LazyFatSlimeJoelJoyce hello
Brilliant, staff guidelines leaked, you are not a real samurai, (as stated in section 2, paragraph 4, check it)
@Meatball40 dude its a joke lmao
@@okok-ol6vu *i think you're the one who didn't catch the joke*
Noice brain dude
@@popepiusxv LMAO
@@popepiusxv what other kind of "lmao" is there?
Video meaning:
Don't hack on servers, while being a samurai and using Myspace.
Only if your a samuari using Myspace?
Huh, so Article 13 discriminates against samurai too
Mr_Dynamicnades 124 :3 and hack
Bro you can't hit your keyboard 3 times to type 2 sentences. That's cheating.
@@Recliness vape user bANeed!
slide to type
ganer can
3:11 who else read the entire thing?
Me
yes
It was impressive
Me after i saw your comment
That thing was great. I read it too lol
Am I stupid for just realising that the numbers in Section 13 Paragraph 37 say "1337" as in leet?
3:11
Yea
lol
133h
@@Penguins826 wtf
IIBlackArmyII lol
Good vid Linehead. Keep up the great work!
FBI agent #4278 are you the fbi man In my webcam
Hah! My monitor doesn't even have a webcam!
Zephyr Kirby no I’m the man who lifts up your garage door
@OvertBoss059 Read the replies. FBI agent #4278 doesn't work in your webcam, he's the man who lifts up your garage door.
@OvertBoss059 Well, he lifts up the garage door of SOMEONE, even if it's not you.
How is this guy NOT at 50k yet??? He so deserves it!!!
He deserves 50k because this dude's hilarious!! In my opinion atleast.
230 more!!!!!!!
50k yet
@Segji lol rekt kid he got over 50 k
@@Doggo_Mafia Now hes at 70k
lmfao I can't stop laughing
"So, kids, what do we learn today?"
"Linehead have 2 cats!"
"Very good kids!"
You know that if a samurai warrior failed to uphold his honor he could regain it by performing seppuku (ritual suicide), where the samurai literary cuts his stomach open and is a painful way to die. So... that dude has some problems to regain his honor....
This is the best Minecraft video ever
Samurai who uses MySpace and does calculus and sciences. Dang.
Wait, something seems off here...
Watchdog bans cheaters?
it bans people with vpns
If they dont use sigma and use wurst ofc
I didn't expect this video to be what it was.
But now, I cannot think for it to be something else.
Samurai who knows kung-fu...
Kung-fu is a Chinese martial arts system. The real Samurai would probably know Iaido, judo, aikido, kenjutsu etc. You know... JAPANESE MARTIAL ARTS
Lol ikr
@@tffbwd1 No he is so smart that he is a Samurai who knows Chinese martial arts
What kinda samurai knows Kung fu
Wow your editing skills are so good, keep it up :D
So good he forgot to blur his name :)
Yeah though, I agree
What with the mic in the ending part lmao
3:20
I haven't use MySpace in ages, I thought it was dead. Also, that was an amazing way to tell that guy no.
When you said you were going to make a video out of this, this was not what I was thinking. This was hilarious.
That skyclash lobby gives me the memories
Ah yes who couldve forgotten that rule that if a samurai writes a ban appeal and uses myspace or a hacked client, you have to remove their samurai licence
Clearly this Samurai. That'l teach him.
@@Nuclearburrit0 yeah, he needs to be deleted
Please do more of these types of videos!!
that has to be the best ban appeal reply ever
First video of yours I saw. Subbed immediately. This is great.
that guideline cant be real
Close call we nearly fall for that briber...
simon adds that to the guide lines
2:44 you forgot to blur his name
now this is what you call quality content
i was somewhat hoping at the end he'd say "just remember to....... buy this merch"
I've never watched a better TH-cam video, keep up the great work
MAN I LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOU HELPED ME WITH EVERYTHING.
wtf????
now i want to learn to be a samurai and use myspace
nobody:
the hacker: *IM A SAMURAI*
r/mudanobody
Jotaro Kujo Tells a Joke Then Refuses to Explain It I wrote this comment a year ago the jokes dead now
I respect the Richard Feynmann pfp.
I like to fly back in build battle
I don't watch your vids that often but last night I had a dream I met you at like a hypixel convention irl
This was uploaded on my birthday lmaooooo
plz dont watch my vids i made them when i was 12 lmaoooo
ngl imma watch ur videos
Skyclash lobby brings me back...
Rip Skyclash :(
Bribery is a type of corruption
Linehead is a ninja, the other guy is a samurai.
Where was I going with this?
he’s in the skyclash lobby
I was banned today and I honestly don’t know how to appeal.
I love how half of the video some random guy tries to bribe a helper with some random shit
Hey linehead thank you for respoding to my forum message and helping me realise what to do to work to helper!
Dont Be a samurai
Be a Power Ranger
Dude my first time watching your video and I LOVE IT
1:57 it looks like the boots and the sky lash in the background is sky_lash cuz the boots
this dude really be in skyclash
And I am also a SAMURAI (Ancient Japanese job) in KUNG FU (Chinese martial art)
I was banned 3years ago and didn't know how to make an unban appeal now I did an appeal 6month's ago. But didn't get a response. Now I am trying to appeal again but it's telling me: You cant appeal again what can I do please because staff didn't see my appeal.
2 Years ago I got banned because in a UHC game some guy said 'Someone plz DDOS me
Don’t worry. I know Kung-fu and can be your personal samari
my brother got banned when we were playing together and we dont know why, and when i contacted some mods they said they cant do anything about it because the appeal was denied. They say he had macros but we were playing in the same room and definitely werent using macros.
I was banned for a YEAR for basically nothing. I was online 10 minutes before then I went to eat and came back. And I was banned
"Handling Ancient Warriors"
i got permanently banned for no reason it stands your account has a security alert, please secure it and contact appeals what does that even mean what do i do??????
This gave me a good chuckle, good job! :D
Scooby got waves!
I would love to see the guidelines on ninjas
That lobby in the background makes me sad :( 1:55
Oh my god almost died from laughter subbing right away
how to get unbanned from a mc server
1. learn kung fu and brag about it on your appeal
2. say u don't have paypal so u don't have to pay the admin
3. use MySpace and say instagram and twitter suck
4. wait until the mod responds
5. enjoy ur unban
Bruh but if he said a tow week discount at Walmart, you would've taken it, right? I mean, wow.
What do you mean no meaning this has a very immense and deep meaning duh
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*The content is still improving*
When he said Myspace I LOST IT
This man is either drunk or smart...
I think he's smart
I got banned for 1 year because my little brother logged in hypixel with hacks , he didn't knew it was an accident and nobody was watching him because it was 9 am in the morning. Kinda unfair for me to get banned for 1 year because my little bro doesn't know english.
Remember to follow the bushido code
Best ban appeal ever and he said his intention was to be in a video so I guess he got that
I guess I know what to do when I’m banned
Am i the only one who still uses Myspace?
my guineapig liked this video. she was purring while looking at the video agvbhfjk
If I got banned and you responded to my ban appeal with what you did here I would laugh so hard, it was hilarious
This is probably the best video on youtube
2:49 JATplayz_MC
Oopsie poopsie
LETS SPAM HIMMMM LETS GO BRODASSSS
Ur my dad
Btw his ign is micofone2
@@micofone you bitch
@@myspacesam6829 jat are u mad?
wow, now, i know what helpers do
For some random reason this video was super funny and I loved it lmao
i’m sorry but your the best helper 😭😭
when you try your best but you don't succeed
LINEHEAD! What was that music I love it
The 24 dislikes are from that guy's 24 accounts
My calculus...
*ANd mY mULtIpliCAtIOn HoMEwOrK*
2:44 Didn't blur the name.
Also you do realise we can put his guild name in and look for the VIP member with a face (not sure if it works like that but yeah xd)
would you rather lose your youtube channel and keep helper rank, or keep your youtube channel but lose your helper rank?
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Who is using MySpace?!
i am
My friend got banned for like no reason..... Help!
This is my favourite thing
They must be desperate if he's asking to help with your math homework...
Samurai uses kung fu? Seems like some high tier shit
i want to appeal but i cant how
Samurai's didn't fight with honor
His name is linehead
hold up, this dude knows kung fu (china), but is also a samurai(japanese). So, did he travel both countries to train?
A perfectly normal response to a perfectly normal ban appeal