Emergency Reading: "Help, My Fiancé Keeps Fighting at Waffle House"

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  • Big Cat and PFT analyze this wild story of a confused girl who can't understand why her fiancé keeps going to a specific Waffle House to fight the chef over eggs. A very odd story, yet somehow very understandable.
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  • @carsonjones3584
    @carsonjones3584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Imagine trying to go to a normal Waffle House and being turned away because “you’ve hit your 4 fight limit with that one cook”

  • @bobbypfender402
    @bobbypfender402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These video clips deserve millions of listens

  • @joeytheboy69
    @joeytheboy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMFAO genius segment

  • @trentsmith8497
    @trentsmith8497 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please God tell me someone has seen the Jesco White runny eggs video lol

  • @slimmsg7
    @slimmsg7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    😭😭😭

  • @turdmcgurd
    @turdmcgurd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dunno they might be gay. No judgement, but I have a hunch.

  • @fatpowerful
    @fatpowerful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    This Is a bromance, the guys may not even know it yet. But if this happens almost every week. They are best friends with a schtick.

  • @rjwinters724
    @rjwinters724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “Of the most self defense capable jobs in America, I would put Waffle House cook right up there with blackwater employee”

    • @CIARUNSITE
      @CIARUNSITE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ackchually Blackwater just murders people for no reason.

    • @snafu700
      @snafu700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CIARUNSITE yo warcrimes are cool yo

    • @coutiya2007
      @coutiya2007 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CIARUNSITE where can I apply?

  • @footballfan3909
    @footballfan3909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    This is one of the best bits you guys have ever done

    • @yodak2
      @yodak2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      came here to comment this i fucking love pft and cat man

    • @Dahk
      @Dahk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is the podcast usually stuff like this? I love these guys and barstool but I can't stand hearing about sports, unless it's one of the boys losing a ton of money

    • @willguglielmo4307
      @willguglielmo4307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dahk they do alot of sports but alot of stuff like this. I'd say it's a perfect balance. Quarantine episodes have been much less about sports tho obv

    • @matthewmendoza4895
      @matthewmendoza4895 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willguglielmo4307 mvm
      .!. N. n n n. n.

    • @CircleTheWagonsOG
      @CircleTheWagonsOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i randomly come to this vid all the time

  • @yodak2
    @yodak2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "I think this guy.. is actually the most well adjusted Adult ive ever heard of"
    -big cat

  • @gummies2014
    @gummies2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I'm in love with segments like these. The comedic chemistry between these two is ridiculous.

  • @2321tma
    @2321tma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Southerners know, no Waffle houses are the same and there’s only ONE Waffle House that you frequent in town and not the other three.

    • @wilard95
      @wilard95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lolol yes

    • @thompkins6796
      @thompkins6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a balancing act between sketchiness/food quality. The better the food, the sketchier the Waffle House

    • @TW-lo2uu
      @TW-lo2uu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every waffle house is the same..

    • @michaelbush2322
      @michaelbush2322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thompkins6796 same thing with Chinese food, the sketchier the place, the better the food. If there is a child doing homework and it’s sketchy. Be prepared for the best Chinese food ever.

  • @garythefish5743
    @garythefish5743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Rough and Rowdy???

  • @chrisdesante1068
    @chrisdesante1068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    plot twist, this is also the dave and busters guy

  • @erikdavis7159
    @erikdavis7159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “She’s doing the checklist of he’s not a sociopath” is an all time line lmaoooo

  • @macrahn5847
    @macrahn5847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I can’t wait til this couples wedding and the cook gives his best man speech.

  • @tylersdurdenisastupidname9727
    @tylersdurdenisastupidname9727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    First rule of Waffle House fight club, you don’t talk about Waffle House fight club.

    • @jeremyrothchild3275
      @jeremyrothchild3275 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If this is your first night at Waffle House , you have to fight.

  • @miketbarnes76
    @miketbarnes76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The take I read on reddit was that he associates the cook with his dad and a bad childhood.

  • @CodeBleu724
    @CodeBleu724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "My wife won't let me..."
    That's when dudes realize they married the wrong girl.

  • @jagrino230
    @jagrino230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It’s Waffle Home

  • @armaniedwards
    @armaniedwards 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “My boyfriend likes to fight with logic and reason.”

  • @openingband
    @openingband 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I love this story but it also sounds hugely made up by this lady.

    • @UncleRico805
      @UncleRico805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Openingband never

    • @fuzzylumpkinns
      @fuzzylumpkinns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everybody knows you can’t lie on the internet

    • @lljusttry
      @lljusttry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This podcast got the exact same email. th-cam.com/video/yTIMEoM1PhY/w-d-xo.html so probably just a troll trying to see how many podcasts he can troll

    • @conhod10
      @conhod10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoo I don’t think anyone has ever sent in a true story/situation on this segment

  • @ryansproviero
    @ryansproviero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I believe there's some Waffle Houses where if you can beat up an employee your meal is 15% off up to $20. Doesn't apply to whole table.

    • @jeremyleodin5586
      @jeremyleodin5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah they also have a deal where if your table beats the shit out of all the employees its %100 off

    • @ryansproviero
      @ryansproviero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jeremyleodin5586 That's only in South Carolina at participating locations.

    • @redbrick8742
      @redbrick8742 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am a cook at wafflehouse and yes most of the cooks have a tendency to carry a small gun.

  • @christianbenson7595
    @christianbenson7595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why isn’t there a movie written about this story?

  • @emiliomota4218
    @emiliomota4218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think that chef at Waffle House is prolly his dad messing with him because he’s eating breakfast foods lol

  • @mainchannel1566
    @mainchannel1566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    They're in love

  • @rickpat524
    @rickpat524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Every time I listen I feel like PFT has to be smiling when he talks cuz it’s so funny and it always blows my mind to see him saying this stuff with such a straight face

  • @shef0787
    @shef0787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    We eat breakfast for dinner all the time in my house! We call it brinner. When I announce "We are having brinner tonight!" The house's mood is instantly lifted. No matter what.

    • @Zmad724
      @Zmad724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      20 dollar Shef 👌

    • @Psychedelicswamptrash
      @Psychedelicswamptrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We call it ✨silly supper✨

    • @drugaddictwithknowledge9603
      @drugaddictwithknowledge9603 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts breakfast for dinner gets the kids hyped. It's a move I already have planned to lift spirits when I'm a dad

  • @chroniccomplainer3792
    @chroniccomplainer3792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Its has morphed from a fight into a fued. I would tip the chef is 1000 pennies

    • @FedexHimself
      @FedexHimself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Schaeffer 🤣🤣

  • @nerdforskating
    @nerdforskating 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Clearly we've got an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object. The cook clearly decided from the beginning "fuck ya runny eggs," and this guy really feels slighted that this cook just wont give him the order that he wants. He wants that sweet, sweet satisfaction of breaking the yolk that he knows the cook made for him. The violence is just a result of both recognizing the other's position and refusing to give in.
    Ultimately, the cook brought this guy down to his level by making him get physical. Its his job to make your runny eggs, and you're a paying customer.

  • @Taylose6
    @Taylose6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I got jumped at a Waffle House while brownout drunk at 3 in the morning. Still my favorite restaurant.

    • @dbsuper2928
      @dbsuper2928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is brownout drunk when you drink so much you shit your pants

  • @zach_morgan
    @zach_morgan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Plot twist: the fiance and cook are ex lovers

    • @jbwanthony3177
      @jbwanthony3177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why ex?

    • @zach_morgan
      @zach_morgan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jbwanthony3177 idk really ,felt more dramatic I guess

  • @kevintross9778
    @kevintross9778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    as soon as I saw this headline, I couldn’t click fast enough

  • @kjpabst8513
    @kjpabst8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "My wife won't let me have breakfast for dinner😞😞😞.....

  • @r0cd0x
    @r0cd0x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this is literally fight club, just not so secretive

  • @ryansproviero
    @ryansproviero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That dude and the cook at Waffle House sound like family lol

  • @devinbrown4454
    @devinbrown4454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think he's getting hazed out of the bachelor life by his friend.

  • @The1Mustache3
    @The1Mustache3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Epstein reference ahahaha and I have never been to waffle house

  • @michaelblasko5207
    @michaelblasko5207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you ask the waiter for your eggs a little bit runny and you send them back you are 100% a Karen and that cook was little boying him. who cares about the degree and all that.

  • @SHAKE-S-PIERRE
    @SHAKE-S-PIERRE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “It’s a matter of principle” 😂😂😂it’s just eggs

    • @bsmith437
      @bsmith437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's not about the eggs

  • @TheBrocktopus
    @TheBrocktopus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    With no sports right now, this isnt the rivalry we need it's the rivalry we all deserve!

  • @deangulberry1876
    @deangulberry1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Who doesn’t know a cook with a schtick lol

  • @joshtexx
    @joshtexx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    GET THOSE 2 ON -ROUGH 'N ROWDY-!

  • @horacewafer5399
    @horacewafer5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lost my virginity at Waffle House I’m dead serious

  • @heathhammer3835
    @heathhammer3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Waffle House is the best 🧇

  • @timothybell1547
    @timothybell1547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I now want Waffle House

  • @tannerserrano6723
    @tannerserrano6723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I want the Waffle House fight 30 for 30

  • @WhalesWilly
    @WhalesWilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I walked into an on going drug session in a Waffle House bathroom

  • @TheRedneckrappers
    @TheRedneckrappers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He probably saw a fight at Waffle House when he was young and always wanted to try it

  • @jcar2412
    @jcar2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Waffle house is the Mardi gras of breakfast. U never know what u will see, but its borderline illegal. I love waffle house

  • @SouthernSkeptic
    @SouthernSkeptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I go to the Waffle House all the time and always try to talk to the cooks.

  • @unhappycamper5811
    @unhappycamper5811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    sounds like her bf is in a downlow relationship with the cook

  • @willlisto1105
    @willlisto1105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Get the cook and this guy on rough n rowdy ASAP!

  • @louiskertesz997
    @louiskertesz997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They found bodies in the freezer at my closest Waffle House! South Florida for ya

  • @dawgpound1011
    @dawgpound1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was the first pmt I heard and it was a perfect way to get hooked on the show

  • @williamblair9597
    @williamblair9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't blame this on the South because that's like shittting on the rug in your own house and trying to blame your dog. Waffle House is the place to do exactly what her boyfriend engages in while visiting this fine establishment. I must admit this reminds me of the first day of Middle School, where several different Elementary school students are put together with all the boys in full bloom puberty. Shits gonna go down. Period. Here's where the mystery begins. On the surface, it seems like there is an obvious lack of maturity. I don't buy that explanation for even a moment. Any female who has not noticed how every man has enough immaturity within himself that petiodically surfaces should have themselves examined by a professional and stop watching the Wizard of Oz, buying ruby slippers, and practice clicking the heels together. Seriously, there never has been any mature males in our society, just pretenders. They need to put a caged mosh pit in the parking lot of every Waffle House. After signing a few release documents, allow all of the males who have conflict going on to get inside and burn off some testosterone and beat the shit out of each other, until they drop.

  • @Jennyfromtheblock480
    @Jennyfromtheblock480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Waffle house is also where tiger met all his best girlfriends

  • @CIARUNSITE
    @CIARUNSITE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's how the potato chip was allegedly invented. Customer claimed their potatoes were undercooked, cook overcooked them to a crisp, and the rest is history.

  • @connorwillie5023
    @connorwillie5023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I would put them right up there with blackwater employees”

  • @I_TheCreator
    @I_TheCreator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "My boyfriend fights with Logic and Reason".... Sounds like a music producer 🤣🤣

    • @wattsrecords1734
      @wattsrecords1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you, just thank you. But reaper drives me the craziest

  • @mikedraper825
    @mikedraper825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Has PFT ever been a cook? Lmao a runny egg is so easy.

  • @timfranz53
    @timfranz53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of the greatest stories and commentary of all time. Truly, guys being dudes.

  • @micahwatkins8425
    @micahwatkins8425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a cook at waffle house fights hookers and drug deals at night shift 😂

  • @SouthernSkeptic
    @SouthernSkeptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These 2 Yanks think nobody goes to the Waffle House during the day. Wrong.

  • @Woxxy84
    @Woxxy84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fight club

  • @TrueMonsteR6
    @TrueMonsteR6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seen this vid a couple days ago. Just seen a news article about man pulling a pistol and shooting a waffle house cook ? Any connection ? Lmao

  • @crayvd8229
    @crayvd8229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *A man’s gotta have his code.*

  • @mrmasiiii
    @mrmasiiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy and the busters guy would be good friends

  • @tuckermathews9625
    @tuckermathews9625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was talked about on Tiny Meat Gang. Crazy the story has this much range.

  • @harrisonkraut7371
    @harrisonkraut7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Legendary Bit

  • @nicholaspowell7931
    @nicholaspowell7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dang is this Jerry Springer or something

  • @joeydoherty4447
    @joeydoherty4447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:00 is that billy football chilling on the couch ?

  • @riotmakr
    @riotmakr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If someone moved my steak on a community grill to put there food on it, they wouldn't have any food on the grill. You don't touch another man's meat!
    You don't just move someone's food that's been cooking on the grill.

  • @gpah58
    @gpah58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who else is back after today’s episode?

  • @MadMax-uy8oc
    @MadMax-uy8oc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do we have any update on the saga of waffle house guy

  • @jackhamilton2484
    @jackhamilton2484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “was this when you were high on ecstasy?” “this was when i was high on mdma yes”

  • @Leo-us9hp
    @Leo-us9hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that was funny asf

  • @austincarter1450
    @austincarter1450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely no touching of the hair or the face.. of course!

  • @brooksdior3531
    @brooksdior3531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    waffle house is one of america’s finest institution .... Yes

  • @benxsimon
    @benxsimon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    story sounds like cap to me. funny tho.

  • @djrrox
    @djrrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isaiah Thomas vs Michael Jordan

  • @patarcher9199
    @patarcher9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was funny as fuck do more segments like this

  • @isaacrobinson5062
    @isaacrobinson5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeffrey, you ARE the father!

  • @Quakerman14
    @Quakerman14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Got some major serial tension vibes with this one

  • @nicholaspowell7931
    @nicholaspowell7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Waffle House is always somewhat busy in the South

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      98 percent of their restaurants are in the South.

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Thulsa Doom this doesnt shock.me.

  • @brianparker130
    @brianparker130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Florida?

  • @bneer25
    @bneer25 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just watched plastic food guy and had to watch this, they are my 2 favorite humans

  • @jotusaini7886
    @jotusaini7886 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This cooks level of trolling is amazing

  • @marshalfosdick393
    @marshalfosdick393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    they literally feed of each other, its awesome

  • @nicholaspowell7931
    @nicholaspowell7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who likes the All-Star breakfast

    • @2321tma
      @2321tma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amateur order

    • @nicholaspowell7931
      @nicholaspowell7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@2321tma What is your favorite order at Waffle House

  • @rezahosein7863
    @rezahosein7863 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Waffle House might be the most dangerous place to eat at just about any time of the day. So yeah the food is comfort food but you might get shot.

  • @coleburkhardt8961
    @coleburkhardt8961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone needs a Ned Flanders

  • @fredericmalenfant1426
    @fredericmalenfant1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys are great! hahaha

  • @miraedorays5339
    @miraedorays5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @roycedot
    @roycedot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You don’t fuck with peoples food, especially if the customer is drunk at 2am. Your operating an oasis at that point.

  • @codywilliams7910
    @codywilliams7910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your extensive knowledge of Waffle House has convinced me you know y'all's shit about sports.

  • @prestonlamb1221
    @prestonlamb1221 ปีที่แล้ว

    A cool at Waffle House threatened to stab my friend for playing rocky top on the jukebox

  • @IAM_Nodge
    @IAM_Nodge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why doesn't this guy get off his candy azz and make his own eggs? Makes it all about HIM. He deserves all that negative karma.

  • @robbanks4356
    @robbanks4356 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    In Asian cultures, breakfast foods don't exist. It sucked having the morning after meal with some random Korean chick without 3lbs of sugar on pancakes and forced to eat kimchi and rice in Seoul.

  • @coltonw8686
    @coltonw8686 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this guys name Larry David? LOL This is so like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.