@@ZetsubouGintama Valhallans are more inspired by the Finnish than the Russians. The Finnish used Artic Warfare against the Russians, as well as very modern Sniper Tactics during the Finnish Winter War of 1939. Plus the name gives away their Scandinavian influence; Valhalla is a Scandinavian concept and the Finnish are "considered" Scandinavian by many.
Me: Can generally understand Potato English. Moonshine: Adds Russian subtitles. Me: Suddenly cannot understand Potato English anymore, and the subtitles are not helping.
Oh good, it wasn't just me. I cant tell i just forgot what she sounded like or if the subtitles were doing it. Multiple times I couldn't her words, just cute-sounding noises
@@kevobot9342 It says something when the Chapter whom are the closest to the nice guys are the Space Wolves... I repeat : the space VIKINGS are the NICE guys !
@@daedricmace919 That's propaganda I'm sure. And honestly that little skit hit home for me. Shit happened to me like 3 times or something. Just... uncomfortably close. *shudder
Remember everyone: If your Space Marine is being too excitable or showing signs of distress, simply turn it's head 180 degrees sharply clockwise. This will not hurt the Marine, but put him in a general torpor. This will allow you time to change his environment and allow him to de-stress and return to a more balanced mood. To awaken your Marine, repeat the original step but in a counter-clockwise direction.
@@MrBanditguy Bit of nerd lore: Basically the Night Lords traitor legion don't have an easy way to get new gear (to replace ruined or outdated gear) except by looting it due to lacking the connections needed as traitors. Sometimes they have the opportunity to paint it right (such as the blue-lightning bits), but not often. So actually having a mish-mash set of armor is on-point with their lore.
@@1stcaptainraldoron538 If you mean other Astartes chapters when in the presence of Grey Knights, as long as you're loyal enough you should be ok. If you're not a space marine and you find yourself face to face with a Grey Knight, you're dead by default; scorched earth policy and whatnot.
@@starguy1o163 By the grace of the God-Emporer, not all our Apothecaries are as malicious as that traitor Fabius. But I wouldn't be surprised if a spark of innovation has crossed their medicinal minds at some point over the centuries.
There is a reason why the salamander are best space marine chapter they will never kill people including children and they die by protecting humanity with Vulcanic holy fire p.s. primarch Vulkan will all ways protect potato
Maybe she smiles more but we don't see it because she's wearing a mask most of the time. Also it _is_ a knife, just not made for normal humans to wield.
"Emperor please don't turn me into a marketable plastic miniature." *Gets turned into marketable plastic miniature* "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Other franchises fans : -"the quality of the merch and video games are awful and really expensive" +"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" War hammer fans : -"the quality of the merch and games are awful and really expensive" +"We know."
GW "Games workshop" likes to raise its prices a lot to the point 3 models cost $60.00...... they use the same amount of plastic as $20-$30 models kits that have 10- 20 models........ that's why many people are using 3rd party kits, miniatures from other games, and/or 3d printing do to the outlandish pricing. besides that, there other tabletop war games out there such as Warmachine/Hordes, Bolt Action, Warpath, etc. it's just GW has been around since the 1980s.
I grabbed the preorder for what appears to be the second item in this figure series (appears to be same body, but red head, pistol, and chainsword). it was about $20. The first one, see in this review? Right now on amazon, the price tag automatically includes a loan repayment option.
Pop a squat for the Emperor, the holy divine Emperor, Pop a squat for the Emperor, the Emperor protects, Thousand squats for the Emperor, the holy undead Emperor, A squat for the Emperor, Throne room smells kind of like Nurgle.
I'm a massive warhammer40k fan boy, and an even bigger Space Marine fan boy, but I found this SOOO HILARIOUS. Thanks for making this video. I'm hoping you'll cover the new McFarlane and Bandai Space Marine releases too when they come out. :) Semen Demon. LOL
normal collectors with a limited edition figure: "Make sure to keep it in its packaging and if you take it out keep it safe and in pristine condition" Warhammer fans with the same figure: "PASS ME THE PAINT"
- "Potato is Primarch now! Your God Emperor has no power here!" - Chaos gods taking notes.... - Also, interesting choice to use the music from Terra Online. It actually fits :)
1. "WHERE ARE THE GREY KNIGHTS WHEN YOU NEED THEM!?" 2. "THE SEMEN DEMON... IT WAS AFTER MY GENE SEED!" Perfection. I want 13 so I can custom paint one.
Never seen this channel before, but oh my god the animation is on another level. The concept of doing a 'review' in this format is amazing. I just wish I could tell what potato was saying...
@@redline841 Some of them are, some of them aren't. Depends on Chapter, depends on specialization, depends on who's writing the fiction they're in, because in some books they're incredibly loud and almost completely tactically incompetent and then in stuff like Astartes as you mentioned we see them as lethally effective and silent. Also posthuman dread seems to come and go depending on plot so (shrug)
@@redline841 Black Templars would've just screamed at it and given it the most painful super chainsword reaming out you'll ever be disgusted to hear. A noble Ultramarine would've just shot the thing one time and shudder a little from the jump scare.
Me: ultra marines are the bravest warriors. Ultra marine: THE SEMEN DEMON! IT IS AFTER MY GENE SEED! **runs away** Me: what the hell was his problem?! Giant bunny girl: **appears** Me: *OH DEAR LORD! HERESY!* **jumps out window**
To be fair, in the Warhammer 40k universe, that is a terrifying deamon who will drain you dry, in every conceivable way. So the reaction is completely justified
"Ultramarine by some figma." Yes, battle brothers should make the rest of your shelf look puny by- [!!!] Is that...UMP 45? [THERMIC REACTOR BEGINS PULSUATING UNCONTROLLABLY] Wallet, I require your services once more.... Wallet: "Please no..." I need to commit *TECH HERESY* Wallet: "Cease and desist." It is for a good cause... [HEAVY BINARIC BREATHING] Wallet: "We both know that's bull-" THE OATH CERTIFICATE *DEMANDS IT*
I think the more popular something is the more Moonshine messes with them. Case in point Maja Boo and him almost having his dick blown off by Potato's apperently there then not there .357 magnum.
Brother you are surrounded by the Ally's of the Tau you must not let them live. They have betrayed the imperium by allying themselves with the foul xenos. Let the pay for their crimes with their lives.
This was made very well, as an avid warhammer fan and hobbiest i approve of this. I am also glad and thankfull that you went out of your way to talk to people of the fanbase to get info for the video. This made me laugh a ton and made my day. Thank you
Warhammer fans: "GW, can you give other armies updates? Some armies have the same models from the 90s & get shafted in the rules" GW: "Did you say you want more Primaris Marines? You got it."
A lone Astartes, flung through the warp to a distant lost world, finds himself on a mutant infested, chaos riddled, Emperor forsaken deathworld. With no brothers beside him and only the Emperor's holiest weapons to aid him, he marches to rid this world of it's heretical and xenos corruptions. He hears whispers of weapons; Death Engines they're called. If his crusade is to be accomplished he will require the usage of these powerful lost artifacts. In the name of the God Emperor of Mankind he swears to recover these weapons, purge the filth that inhabits this world, and once again claim this lost world for the Great Imperium of Mankind. Shrapnel best prepare; for the emperor's finest has been released upon it's soil.
As a warhammer 40k fan I absolutely loved this. makes for one hell of a crossover XD Don't worry about the angry people. Some people in the WH community seems to enjoy ruining the fun for other people because they don't like how you ruin their head cannon. Probably the same people who enjoy painting their Space Marine custom chapters with swastica's and stuff. Bunch of gate-keeping heretics the lot of em. Regardless, keep up the good work, this stuff is really well done!
What? Buddy I spent a whole hour searching for hate comments I barely saw only 1-2 comments to hate him for that the rest are just upset with ultramarine representation but appreciate the video with no hate and the others (and they aren't even WH40K) they're either joking or actually hate him but not because of the ultramarine representation but because of the non-understandable voice of Potato
This was a fun review, and llike you said there were some jokes that were outside of the very basics that have seeped into the outer meme pool. I'm sorry if some fanboys gave you shit for this video as I can't see you being malicious with your content, just funny, but there are always some bad apples in any fandom.
Feel like those guys're more the surface-level 40k fans anyway. It's not like the lore doesn't poke fun at some of the stuff now and again anyway. But, then, I'm in to my cogbros and orks. They're about as loose with the 'grimdark ultraserious' as you get in the setting.
What? Buddy I spent a whole hour searching for hate comments I barely saw only 1-2 comments to hate him for that the rest are just upset with ultramarine representation but appreciate the video with no hate and the others (and they aren't even WH40K) they're either joking or actually hate him but not because of the ultramarine representation but because of the non-understandable voice of Potato
Little question, is it imaginable to get that kind of voice effects on a voice modulator ? (I mean the Space Marine voice effect) And what in the world is Juka exactly ?
As for Juka (sorry for late response) she is essentially an eldritch horror or something to that effect. An eldritch like horror that’s cool with hanging out with mortals and helping them out mind you
"The semen demon, it was after my gene seed!!" That part got me to laugh so hard. I wish we could get a Drukhari figure, but I doubt it'll ever happen. It's not one of the major armies that GW likes to brand. We'll most likely got some more Space Marines, a Chaos Marine or two, maybe an Ork, but that's probably it.
The ornate and Tzeenchian or Khornate the Chaos Marine, the more I'll want to buy. After all, who doesn't love a primary color complimented by beautiful *GOLD?*
@@andresltaifmuller1779 And they've been featured heavily in 40k recently, so it makes sense. You have a race that's in the current starter set, so of course you're going to make a figure of it.
All within the writing privelages of anyone that creates their own characters and world. My brother makes a similar complaint with my story writing, so I understand your point of view but it's just something you should accept. It's not bad per se, although I highly doubt Moonshine would be consistent enough in the story boarding for this to not be a one-off for the review.
I love the squatting skit, "FOR THE EMPEROR" got a good long laugh out of me and I love it. It is a bit much however, to ask for a towering giant in bulky full body armor to do a squat without something popping, just glad it was his hip guards instead of his joints. lol.
You’ll have to forgive a new 40k fans incorrect spelling. I’m literally only just now actually getting into this. So far my favorite faction are the Orks, purely because of how fucking stupid they are.
I love how unimpressed Potato was every time she faced potential danger. Like, she knew there was nothing that could touch her lol she must be getting used to having Liliya looking out for her.
I, A fan of Warhammer thank you for how hard you tried to keep the Ultramarine Accurate, And I also thank you for trying hard with the Pronunciations. And plus, I'm a necron sorta guy. So it was pretty funny.
"THE SEMEN DEMON, IT WAS AFTER MY GENE SEED!!!!!!"
s t o p
@@KolaWisp " y o u c a n t s t o p t h e r e v o l u t i o n "
Pfft-!
I died when he said that
Gene seeds? You mean chromosomes?
Primaris: This tiny Vostroyan tests my patience and faith.
I wonder if the Imperials like cute things
Tiny Valhallan?
@@CBRN-115 It Varies from person to person, group to group.
@@ZetsubouGintama Valhallans are more inspired by the Finnish than the Russians. The Finnish used Artic Warfare against the Russians, as well as very modern Sniper Tactics during the Finnish Winter War of 1939. Plus the name gives away their Scandinavian influence; Valhalla is a Scandinavian concept and the Finnish are "considered" Scandinavian by many.
@@KWyzel, Valhallans are mix of Scandinavians and Soviets.
"Where are the grey knights when you need them?"
A timeless question for the imperium.
which no one actually asks since no one knows grey knights exist
probably bathing in the blood of more battle sisters
There is a cool dude named Tzeentch that may know the answer, he could tell us freely since he is just a cool smart guy with no ill intentions.
@@npc6817 Well, actually a lot of people saw them... They're just not here anymore to talk about the Grey Knights...
@@ChainsawAxis didn't grey knights do the mind wipe thing rather than go full on exterminatus on those they happen to rescue /work with?
Me: Can generally understand Potato English.
Moonshine: Adds Russian subtitles.
Me: Suddenly cannot understand Potato English anymore, and the subtitles are not helping.
Bruh I thought I was the only one....
I'm spanish speaker and it happens to me too xD
Glad I’m not the only one who couldn’t understand potato
kaban, i feel your pain compa
Oh good, it wasn't just me. I cant tell i just forgot what she sounded like or if the subtitles were doing it. Multiple times I couldn't her words, just cute-sounding noises
The voice acting on that Space marine.
40,000/10.
"HERESSSSSSY!!!"
oh thats good space marines are 40k so you gave it a 40,000/10
Glorious patato
"Where are the Grey Knights
when you need them?!"
Would it not be 400,000/10=40,000 ?
AVANGE ME BROTHER!!!
"You will die for your blasphemy. I am no inquisitor but i will make due!" is unironicly an amazing wh40k line
Sad thing is, it's not lore-friendly. Space Marines aren't up-the-ass about religion when compared to the other branches of the Imperium.
@@HolyknightVader999 i would say its dependent on the chapter you are talking about
@@johanneisenach8825 Some are more radical than others, but the Ultramarines are more reasonable than most.
@@HolyknightVader999 except the black templars
@@kevobot9342 It says something when the Chapter whom are the closest to the nice guys are the Space Wolves... I repeat : the space VIKINGS are the NICE guys !
"The Semen Demon was after my geneseed" is not a line I'd ever expect to hear from a space marine.
Lmaoo Even marines are Human, fear is only natural.(This can be counted as Heresy, but I don’t care about the Inquisition Filter!)
@@daedricmace919
No, no Astartes feel fear. They also know what courage is.
The King Isn’t one of their famous quotes “And we Shall Know no Fear”? Just seemed funny to meh to see a Marine freak out XD
@@daedricmace919
That's propaganda I'm sure. And honestly that little skit hit home for me.
Shit happened to me like 3 times or something. Just... uncomfortably close.
*shudder
The King Propganda is something I love hearing then, as it’s proven wrong XD. Sorry though.
"The semen demon, it was after my gene seed!!"
Ultra space marine 2020
Zenos evolvs
I died laughing at that part.
Oh God it hurts to laugh
Slaaneshi demons will do that to you
This could possibly be a real danger in a slaaneshi world or in a spacehulk filled with tyranids tho...
Remember everyone: If your Space Marine is being too excitable or showing signs of distress, simply turn it's head 180 degrees sharply clockwise. This will not hurt the Marine, but put him in a general torpor. This will allow you time to change his environment and allow him to de-stress and return to a more balanced mood. To awaken your Marine, repeat the original step but in a counter-clockwise direction.
Does this work on siblings?
@@blacktemplar4112 eh. It's a one-time trick in that case.
Basically that actually what the Soldier from TF2 to people.
Hold on a bloody minute, you look....familiar
I think I did something wrong. Are thier heads supposed to fall off?
'Your God-Emperor has no power here!'
*ULTRA SCREAM*
This killed me.
Maybe an alfabusa reference?
*"WHERE ARE THE GREY KNIGHTS WHEN YOU NEED THEEEEM-"*
as a grey knight player that filled me with joy to hear
Covering themselves with blood to become even more insanely powerful
*angry pyromaniac space nun noises*
Their currently trap in the dark elder arena
"I stand midnight clad."
Have fun with the Night Lord. Hope you weren't too attached to your skin.
I thought I was the only one who Noticed that! But what’s up with his Paint Scheme, it almost looks Viking inspired!
Spook And the heraldry doesn’t match any chapter that I can find. The closest is the Genesis Chapter, but the colors are wrong
@@MrBanditguy a homebrew I guess?
@@MrBanditguy Bit of nerd lore: Basically the Night Lords traitor legion don't have an easy way to get new gear (to replace ruined or outdated gear) except by looting it due to lacking the connections needed as traitors. Sometimes they have the opportunity to paint it right (such as the blue-lightning bits), but not often. So actually having a mish-mash set of armor is on-point with their lore.
@@MrBanditguy It is Cawl's personal primaris marine
As an Ultramarines fan, I approve of this.
And I almost died of laughter when he screamed: "Where are the Grey Knights when you need them!!!!
Don’t non Grey Knights get a bolt round to the head, whenever the Knights make an appearance?
@@1stcaptainraldoron538 If you mean other Astartes chapters when in the presence of Grey Knights, as long as you're loyal enough you should be ok. If you're not a space marine and you find yourself face to face with a Grey Knight, you're dead by default; scorched earth policy and whatnot.
"WHERE ARE THE GREY KNIGHTS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!"
- meanwhile in the warp-
Grey1: "Got any 2s"
Grey2: "Go fish"
supreme grand master kaldor Draigo still lost lol.
Simple sind cato sicaris after them
@@panoctic "Ordo Draigo present. We will provide the HAMS!"
@@EMan-1920 this man is cultured
The voice acting for the Primaris Marine is superb, worthy of the Dawn of War games.
They do not make the War of Dawn games anymore due to the 3 game from 2017 being garbage.
“My Gene Seed” best line
Edit: Thanks for the likes
When the Apothecary just kills you and takes your Gene seed
@@starguy1o163
By the grace of the God-Emporer, not all our Apothecaries are as malicious as that traitor Fabius.
But I wouldn't be surprised if a spark of innovation has crossed their medicinal minds at some point over the centuries.
“The semen demon!” 👻
There is a reason why the salamander are best space marine chapter they will never kill people including children and they die by protecting humanity with Vulcanic holy fire p.s. primarch Vulkan will all ways protect potato
@@patricksonjoseph1475
And that's why you send Black Templars to purge the lolis.
The only time Reznya smiles is when she's holding a -knife- *Machete* from the future.
I like it.
Maybe she smiles more but we don't see it because she's wearing a mask most of the time.
Also it _is_ a knife, just not made for normal humans to wield.
Makes me wonder, did moonshine ever show how to make Reznya?
That would make me sMiLe ToO XD
Reznya/Резня translates into English as massacre. So, yeah, she should smile.
I think she smile cause it hardly dulls even after centuries of usage
" HERESY!!! SLAANESHI DEMON!!! "
[ *sexy bunny turn* ]
" HERESYYYYY!!!!!!! "
As a warhammer fan, I love this.
As a weeb, I share this with all my friends.
As an employee, I haven't gotten any work done in the last 9 minutes.
And what have you done the last 8 seconds after that?
"YOUR GOD EMPEROR HAS NO POWER HERE"
-Potato
So are you fired yet?
By watching this, you are doing the *Emperor’s work.* Nothing else matters.
@@CdrChaos indeed
"Emperor please don't turn me into a marketable plastic miniature."
*Gets turned into marketable plastic miniature*
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Emperor:sorry i need the money
You are a couple of decades too late.
Space Marine: “Wait I’m a marketable plastic miniature?”
Games Workshop: “Always was.”
**BLAM**
“This marine must be very special, or marked for death by-“
Me: Deathmarks?
“-soviet union”
Me: oh
Soviet Elves
@@SenketsuFi when did the Aeldari Ally with the Tau?
Other franchises fans :
-"the quality of the merch and video games are awful and really expensive"
+"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
War hammer fans :
-"the quality of the merch and games are awful and really expensive"
+"We know."
What? The draw of war games are pretty good
Alt response: "First time?"
Table top prices do get a little bloated but there's an air to this Bandai product.
GW "Games workshop" likes to raise its prices a lot to the point 3 models cost $60.00...... they use the same amount of plastic as $20-$30 models kits that have 10- 20 models........ that's why many people are using 3rd party kits, miniatures from other games, and/or 3d printing do to the outlandish pricing. besides that, there other tabletop war games out there such as Warmachine/Hordes, Bolt Action, Warpath, etc. it's just GW has been around since the 1980s.
I grabbed the preorder for what appears to be the second item in this figure series (appears to be same body, but red head, pistol, and chainsword). it was about $20.
The first one, see in this review? Right now on amazon, the price tag automatically includes a loan repayment option.
"Primaris? Astartes? How do you even pronounce these?"
True.
A 40k fanboy: Ease just 7 years of screaming "FOR THE EMPEROR" in front of a mirror
If you speak a romance language it becomes much easier.
high gothic words are not for mortal mouths.
Read it like latin
prim-aris, As-Art-es
"THE SEMEN DEMON! IT WAS GOING AFTER MY GENE SEED!"
Me: Ahh yes, the classic trait of a succubus. Relax, I'm an exorcist. I got this.
Meru the "suc"cubus......
HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THIS WITCHCRAFT?!?
As a russian, I'll admit, that subtitles are decent.
Будучи русским, я признаю - субтитры добротные.
Subs are at times even better then the OG voice lines
Сабы местами даже лучше, чем ориг. озвучка
Though, being anything other than Russian speaking, it's very confusing/distracting.
Жаль местами их нет.
Будто специально, те места которые я и так понимаю продублированны русскими субтитрами, ате которые не понимаю без них...
Share this video to Uamee, he needs to see this.
BlazingBlight that’s life on the other side
"WHERE ARE THE GREY KNIGHTS WHEN YOU NEED THEEEM???!!!"
NO ONE WILL BE SAFE FROM THE GLORY OF OUR CRUSADE
but you're not safe from Potato lol.
Deus vult 😂😂😂😂😂
Deus cult
*joyous visions of Black Templar
@@Chrisorr we are not safe from potato as long as she has lilya and whatever that thing was
Pop a squat for the Emperor, the holy divine Emperor,
Pop a squat for the Emperor, the Emperor protects,
Thousand squats for the Emperor, the holy undead Emperor,
A squat for the Emperor,
Throne room smells kind of like Nurgle.
UAMEE!!
Attach rockets to Notre Dame go to space have some fun
*Uamee intensifies*
Kick some mushrooms kill some orks
“Look at potato. Potato is primarch now!”
That just proves Moon is a genius
Should've gone full meme with that line!
Their lucky they didn't stumble upon either:
A: cato sicarious
B: tyranid
C: necron lord
D: and finally...
Vulkan and his great hugs
E: Sly Marbo
*EVER PRESENT BACK PAIN*
MY SPINE HAS SHATTERED UPON THE VERY CONCEPT
If I remember correctly there will be a Necron Warrior and Canoptec Scarab figure relase by McFarlane so maybe Potato can see one.
I W O U L D L I K E T O P E T T H I S C R E A T U R E .
"potato is primarch now"
I died laughing
This is HERESY!!!
When in lore most Primarchs are now potatoes (dead/ inert)
She is the primarch of Potato legion
POTATO LEGION
The cutest primarch in existence
Ah yes, the miracle of the God Emperor has no bounds
I'm a massive warhammer40k fan boy, and an even bigger Space Marine fan boy, but I found this SOOO HILARIOUS. Thanks for making this video. I'm hoping you'll cover the new McFarlane and Bandai Space Marine releases too when they come out. :) Semen Demon. LOL
normal collectors with a limited edition figure: "Make sure to keep it in its packaging and if you take it out keep it safe and in pristine condition"
Warhammer fans with the same figure: "PASS ME THE PAINT"
yes
Ultramarine bad
Salamander good
Umm you fellas realize that there is a unpainted version for custom chapters right?? 👍🤔
PHOENIXGUNDAM yes. But the unpainted lads are usually stuck on Hive worlds.
There wasn't enough Nuln oil to my liking.
Potato: We can be friend
Ultramarine: Sure
Black templar: Kill everything
bruno cobos Khornate Berzerker: *AUGHKSDMSYASVSGSUSAKKWHWYSYXBCBVJCIXJANWGQATXXNDEHASYHXDVSNAKPALSSSHABZB* !!! (Comes with loud chainaxe sounds).
Blood Angel: HOOOOOOORUUUUUUS!!!
PURGING WITH MY KIIIIN
THIS BLOODSHED SO SURREAAAAAL
@@langolodelladistopia6171 BLOOD ON REVVED CHAINSWORDS! SHOW THEM THE TRUE IDEALS! (Italian Brother)
@@destrorso2505 THERE'S SO MUCH HERESY SPREAD OUT IN ALL THE VERSES
(Yes Brother! Give them The chainsword kisses!)
04:40
"You see? Juchka protects!"
Lol, but extreme heresy!
Nobody, no one at all:
Ultramarine: *HERESY!*
Yeah that is prety much WH40K in a nutshell.
No, that's the Inquisition. Ultramarines sit over the Codex Astartes like Smegol.
Truly a timeless and CLASSIC comment
getting bread boys vibes :|
I heard Heresy I have come to fortify what’d I miss?
- "Potato is Primarch now! Your God Emperor has no power here!"
- Chaos gods taking notes....
- Also, interesting choice to use the music from Terra Online. It actually fits :)
*stabs slav loli off camera
*DIE HERETIC*
@@TheKing-qz9wd *protects the loli by preventing you from stabing* they must be protected
@@spacecorpse3212
*I am not the villain of this story. What I do, I do for the good of us all.*
@@TheKing-qz9wd for the EMPEROR!!!!
@@cajoan5556
For the Imperium of Man!
Painting the figure to be a night lord is amazing. Very nice
"the massive combat knife of the ass-tarts"
thats heresy... but also very funny
Space Marine: THE SEMAN DEMON!!! IT WAS AFTER MY GENE SEED!
Me: Best line ever!
Timestamp?
@@LockeLynx 6:26
@@legoshithebladerunner293 thank you
"WHERE ARE THE GREY KNIGHTS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!"
That was a good touch.
1. "WHERE ARE THE GREY KNIGHTS WHEN YOU NEED THEM!?"
2. "THE SEMEN DEMON... IT WAS AFTER MY GENE SEED!"
Perfection.
I want 13 so I can custom paint one.
That Space Marine voice acting is on point. Especially the second one.
Never seen this channel before, but oh my god the animation is on another level. The concept of doing a 'review' in this format is amazing. I just wish I could tell what potato was saying...
Space Marine fails to squat Potato: You are shame too Ultrasmurfs everywhere.
It's because the Ultramarines are from Ultramar...
If they where vostroyan or from Valhalla, however...
See "Vostroyan Charge" video.
Now I want to know, can space marines squat in armour.... Can you squat in around depending on it's build?
She said Ultraslav.
He can't squat because squats were retconned out.
@@christophercordero9352 yes they can. Actualy it's only Tactical Dreadnaught armor AKA Terminators who have lack of mobility
6:33 This made me laugh hard...
1. He's shaking
2. He's still aiming
3. *"T H E S E M E N D A E M O N!"*
Out of character for the smurfs tho. Acting more like a Black Templar lmao.
@@redline841 Depends on which smurf. Ask anyone who plays a lesser lighted upon chapter and they'll say this is totally in character.
@@KillerOrca Yeah. I guess I've been spoiled by Astartes and stuff to think Spess Mahreens are more quiet and stoic killers
@@redline841 Some of them are, some of them aren't. Depends on Chapter, depends on specialization, depends on who's writing the fiction they're in, because in some books they're incredibly loud and almost completely tactically incompetent and then in stuff like Astartes as you mentioned we see them as lethally effective and silent.
Also posthuman dread seems to come and go depending on plot so (shrug)
@@redline841
Black Templars would've just screamed at it and given it the most painful super chainsword reaming out you'll ever be disgusted to hear.
A noble Ultramarine would've just shot the thing one time and shudder a little from the jump scare.
"You god emperor has no power here"
I like this Potato
“Obscenely loud”
Noice marine wants to know your location
Ого, спасибо за Русские субтитры, надеюсь что они и дальше будут быть в картофельных видео
Хотя бы опционными.
да и песню русскую вставили:
"о, шикарный суп заварили
о, великий суп наварили..."
@@MrFox-ys5px ну как бы. Песня то на оригинале. Просто она звучит как будто по русски XD
Выводим в топ)))
@@GhoulRUSva, знай, что такое шутка или сарказм.
"Your God emperor has no powers here"
May I convince you to join my religion, fellow heretic?
Me: ultra marines are the bravest warriors.
Ultra marine: THE SEMEN DEMON!
IT IS AFTER MY GENE SEED! **runs away**
Me: what the hell was his problem?!
Giant bunny girl: **appears**
Me: *OH DEAR LORD! HERESY!*
**jumps out window**
Do not worry my brother I shall inform the grey knights of this so they may purge it
@@herrgargoyel6576 Just Exterminatus the planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
To be fair, in the Warhammer 40k universe, that is a terrifying deamon who will drain you dry, in every conceivable way.
So the reaction is completely justified
They should have me train the men into true zealotry. Would've thrown that bunny out the window and empty a mag as it falls down.
"Ultramarine by some figma."
Yes, battle brothers should make the rest of your shelf look puny by-
[!!!]
Is that...UMP 45?
[THERMIC REACTOR BEGINS PULSUATING UNCONTROLLABLY]
Wallet, I require your services once more....
Wallet: "Please no..."
I need to commit *TECH HERESY*
Wallet: "Cease and desist."
It is for a good cause... [HEAVY BINARIC BREATHING]
Wallet: "We both know that's bull-"
THE OATH CERTIFICATE *DEMANDS IT*
This. This is a comment by a true man of culture.
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
THE OMNISSIAH PROTECTS, BUYYYY IIIIIITTTT- *Asmodai does a REPENT*
Leave The Hammer out of this...Asmodai and that thing is as bad if it was a Daemon to a Guardsmen...
Access... g-g-g-g-(PREMATURELY OILS ROBES)-Granted
Primaris: "where are the grey knights when you need them"
Me: Good question buddy
You know someones good at what they do when fans anxiously wait for new content, this is awesome!
2 hours left boiis!
thanks~
Bro imagine commenting after the video is uploaded
RIGHT?
When she said plastic in different ways it reminded me of the guy reading misspellings of pregnant!
😂
I was expecting a review, not a torture session. I guess I should have seen it coming from Russia's favorite slav loli.
I think the more popular something is the more Moonshine messes with them. Case in point Maja Boo and him almost having his dick blown off by Potato's apperently there then not there .357 magnum.
@@KillerOrca He's a Space Marine, more so a Primaris Marine.
He can take it.
She isn’t a real Slav unless she drives a LADA
CPU 00001 Don’t think she’s old enough to drive
Killer Orca if she can use an AK-47 then she can drive a LADA
Brother you are surrounded by the Ally's of the Tau you must not let them live. They have betrayed the imperium by allying themselves with the foul xenos. Let the pay for their crimes with their lives.
*Hippty hoppity wedontgiveashittacus*
Focken' weebs m8
@Jericho Paita
You're using an anime pic, you hypocritical piece of normie shit.
Space marines in Candlesmoke: “FELINIDS & ABHUMANS EVERYWHERE!! *_PURGE THE MUTANT!! SUFFER NOT THE ALIEN TO LIVE!!_* “
For the Emperor!!!!
This was made very well, as an avid warhammer fan and hobbiest i approve of this. I am also glad and thankfull that you went out of your way to talk to people of the fanbase to get info for the video. This made me laugh a ton and made my day. Thank you
Broken neck Doesn't kill Primaris marine
"Legit"
@PJ Rivera then there's Dreadnoughts.........and Iron Hands.......then Iron Hands Dreadnoughts
@@rylanortheunyielding3811 How tough are the Iron Hands though?
@@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 if done right, near invincible
@@rylanortheunyielding3811 And then knights and then titans
6:27 killed me
THE SEMEN DEMON
The semen demon! It's after my *GENES SEED*!!
Space Marine always have such ways with words.
By the Emperor, you are everywhere!
By the emperor, this is some real fucking heresy-
Ah yes, my annual reminder that haigs actually watches youtube and doesn't just play warthunder all day.
When he said he was an "Ultra Marine Primaris intercessor" It broke my emersion. We all know they are the the Ultra Smurfs.
Poor ultrameme, Matt Ward could not protect him in this dark, terrible place.
Warhammer fans: "GW, can you give other armies updates? Some armies have the same models from the 90s & get shafted in the rules"
GW: "Did you say you want more Primaris Marines? You got it."
The bandai model was originaly meant to be a Primaris Titan.
*ultra sigh*
Accurate
Primaris Marines in the color ultramarine?
О великий суп наварили,
О шикарный суп наварили.
A lone Astartes, flung through the warp to a distant lost world, finds himself on a mutant infested, chaos riddled, Emperor forsaken deathworld.
With no brothers beside him and only the Emperor's holiest weapons to aid him, he marches to rid this world of it's heretical and xenos corruptions. He hears whispers of weapons; Death Engines they're called. If his crusade is to be accomplished he will require the usage of these powerful lost artifacts.
In the name of the God Emperor of Mankind he swears to recover these weapons, purge the filth that inhabits this world, and once again claim this lost world for the Great Imperium of Mankind.
Shrapnel best prepare; for the emperor's finest has been released upon it's soil.
Until the semen demon chases this lone Astartes for his gene seeds.
Hetza oh, of course. He will never escape that. Not even his dreams are safe.
“I am a space marine, Part of the Emperors imperium and-“
“You are a BIGG Blue man.” _Squeak_
“Y-yes.”
🎩
🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
🎩
🐍
wat da hek
You are everywhere.
Never lose that signature.
As a warhammer 40k fan I absolutely loved this. makes for one hell of a crossover XD Don't worry about the angry people. Some people in the WH community seems to enjoy ruining the fun for other people because they don't like how you ruin their head cannon. Probably the same people who enjoy painting their Space Marine custom chapters with swastica's and stuff. Bunch of gate-keeping heretics the lot of em. Regardless, keep up the good work, this stuff is really well done!
What? Buddy I spent a whole hour searching for hate comments I barely saw only 1-2 comments to hate him for that the rest are just upset with ultramarine representation but appreciate the video with no hate and the others (and they aren't even WH40K) they're either joking or actually hate him but not because of the ultramarine representation but because of the non-understandable voice of Potato
in the grim darkness of he far future, there is only Potato.
“I stand in midnight clad, my claws forever red-“
Oh damn is that a night lord!?
Nah, wrong color scheme.
@@KillerOrca nope its a night lord asked some Chaos players
@@baldy117irl Since when are they brown ish? I thought they were blue and grey and black with red.
The intro is theirs though so...
@@KillerOrca it might be a homebrew chapter
@@KillerOrca no idea recent colour change perhabs?
“The massive combat knife of the ass-starts”
"Friendship is magic.
AND MAGIC IS HERESY! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!"
I see what you did there
Ну наконец-то субтитры завезли, хоть пойму про что говорится в обзорах. До этого не понимал.
Don't know what this sais, but I agree.
Можно и без субтитров смотреть, но так приятнее.
4:40 Kaldor Draigo: "Did someone call me?" (Looks at Potato) *"You look adorable!"*
"!Get Off My Ship Space Marine." - Ork warboss.
I fucking need a Grimskull action figure
NO WE NEEDZ GAZZGULL
@@silvertrimhill9844 . . . We have Gaz Ghull.
0:23
О! ВЕЛИКИЙ СУП НАВАРИЛИ!
О! ШИКАРНЫЙ СУП НАВАРИЛИ!
поймут не все
Я не понел
@@ignin_23e I think he means this soundtrack 0:25
Ешь суп великий суп
Honestly, you wouldn't have a problem with a Salamander Marine, they are really nice guys and they would be a lot more cooperative
Unmasked Reznya? Remember when goggles died just to see that? And now we get it for free.
It's the price of living in Uganda
Yeet!
he's the hero we deserved.
TheObsidianX and her face is The Palmtop Tiger from Toradora
Goggles walked so we could run
SLAANESHI DAEMON! ITS AFTER MY GENE SEED!
In the name of Vulkan, that is gold
Who ever did the space marine or ultra marines voice sounded legit imo. love this
This was a fun review, and llike you said there were some jokes that were outside of the very basics that have seeped into the outer meme pool. I'm sorry if some fanboys gave you shit for this video as I can't see you being malicious with your content, just funny, but there are always some bad apples in any fandom.
Feel like those guys're more the surface-level 40k fans anyway.
It's not like the lore doesn't poke fun at some of the stuff now and again anyway.
But, then, I'm in to my cogbros and orks.
They're about as loose with the 'grimdark ultraserious' as you get in the setting.
What? Buddy I spent a whole hour searching for hate comments I barely saw only 1-2 comments to hate him for that the rest are just upset with ultramarine representation but appreciate the video with no hate and the others (and they aren't even WH40K) they're either joking or actually hate him but not because of the ultramarine representation but because of the non-understandable voice of Potato
О ШИКАРНЫЙ НАВАРИЛИ!
О ВЕЛИКИЙ СУП НАВАРИЛИ!
Дааааа.....
*ЕШЬ СУП*
*ГОРЯЧИЙ СУП*
*ЕШЬ СУП*
*ШИКАРНЫЙ СУП*
so russains do watch these
pretty sure thats russain...
Ешь суп, горячий суп!
*"WERE ARE THE GREY KNIGHTS WHEN YOU NEED THEM!!"*
Stand Name: URODtra Marine
Stand User: Potato
*THIS*
0:24 notice that this is the music that always plays when the Ultramarines are on screen in the Emperor TTS series.
Someone is anBruva Alfabusa fan.
Because it's literally the Ultramarines' theme from one of the games: th-cam.com/video/yx61xeDV_60/w-d-xo.html
Indeed it is
Chaos Gate - Ultramarines Chant
Little question, is it imaginable to get that kind of voice effects on a voice modulator ? (I mean the Space Marine voice effect)
And what in the world is Juka exactly ?
If you use the program "Voicemod" you can get pretty close to it if you use the right effect, it's specifically the CS CT effect
As for Juka (sorry for late response) she is essentially an eldritch horror or something to that effect. An eldritch like horror that’s cool with hanging out with mortals and helping them out mind you
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better than Palpatine
Drinking game! Take a shot of vodka everytime she says potato.
I swear you're everywhere
Bruh you tryin' to murder someone?
bye bye liver
No thanks, I choose life.
Is this the test for gaining russiian citizenship?
i fricking love Rez's facial expressions, they're so damn adorable
"The semen demon, it was after my gene seed!!"
That part got me to laugh so hard. I wish we could get a Drukhari figure, but I doubt it'll ever happen. It's not one of the major armies that GW likes to brand. We'll most likely got some more Space Marines, a Chaos Marine or two, maybe an Ork, but that's probably it.
The ornate and Tzeenchian or Khornate the Chaos Marine, the more I'll want to buy.
After all, who doesn't love a primary color complimented by beautiful *GOLD?*
There is a Necron warrior
@@andresltaifmuller1779 And they've been featured heavily in 40k recently, so it makes sense. You have a race that's in the current starter set, so of course you're going to make a figure of it.
Jeez, I don't like how all these characters just get killed off so quick and easily
Edit: Nevermind
Apparently, Space Marines were trained to survive having their neck snapped for prolonged periods.
@@Dinoslay Well they have redundant organs, they might have a spare neck or two too...
All within the writing privelages of anyone that creates their own characters and world. My brother makes a similar complaint with my story writing, so I understand your point of view but it's just something you should accept. It's not bad per se, although I highly doubt Moonshine would be consistent enough in the story boarding for this to not be a one-off for the review.
@@BlackBunik i doubt the emperor gave them an extra layer of bone
@@stayCey9280 maybe he did give them 2 hearts and 3 lungs. While giving them an organ to spit acid.
I love the squatting skit, "FOR THE EMPEROR" got a good long laugh out of me and I love it.
It is a bit much however, to ask for a towering giant in bulky full body armor to do a squat without something popping, just glad it was his hip guards instead of his joints. lol.
6:27 totally did not just like for this singular reason
HERESY! SLANESHE DEAMON!
NO BROTHER UHM, EMPEROR OF MANKIND
You’ll have to forgive a new 40k fans incorrect spelling. I’m literally only just now actually getting into this. So far my favorite faction are the Orks, purely because of how fucking stupid they are.
@@v4nd3l4yhomeboi5 They are also the happiest. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
"Potato is Primarch now" -By the EMPRAH!!!
the voice, the intensity, the rage! this is how you dub a space marine
wow Reznya without mask is pretty “cute” , maybe that’s why she wear it all the time? so that guys and ladies don’t hit on her?
I love how unimpressed Potato was every time she faced potential danger. Like, she knew there was nothing that could touch her lol she must be getting used to having Liliya looking out for her.
Juka Protects.
The chaos gate Ultra marine theme is a nice touch. I can only think of TTS every time i here it
I, A fan of Warhammer thank you for how hard you tried to keep the Ultramarine Accurate, And I also thank you for trying hard with the Pronunciations.
And plus, I'm a necron sorta guy. So it was pretty funny.
Necron review coming later this year!
@@MoonshineAnimations Well, I Can Assure you that I'll Be there.
@@MoonshineAnimations Blyat yeah !!!
@@MoonshineAnimations oh snap i gotta see that!