Fun fact: just under the golf ball in Sapienza theres a hidden mine bugged underground and if you shoot it just the right way it explodes! Killing one of the characters you need to assassinate.
8:12 The woman just wanted a nice photo in front of the cave and then Philip comes with his slightly too big backpack and bombs the photo lol. She then turns around like "bro wtf?"
When I was there in real life at that church, there was a freak wave that wiped out 20 people on the pier sending them into the water, one person had to be driven off in an ambulance.
reminds me of the story of cs_italy where the original map makers were asked wether they were inspired by a specific city and people went to look for real lifes places. but one of the makers said: "it was just from the american point of view." so completely out of imagination, what an italian city could look like
Sapienza is an amazing level. One of the things that I think sets it apart from a lot of the other (still very good) labyrinthian levels is that it manages to be both confusing and directed at the same time. All the narrow, winding streets and stacked terraces create the impression of a labyrinth and can confusing the first time you're exploring them, but the way the whole level slopes towards the sea means that you quickly become able to orient yourself, long before you've played the level enough to start memorizing all the little landmarks. Compare that to something like Mumbai, which also deliberately creates the impression of a labyrinth but doesn't give you the same easy way to orientate yourself. Still a good level, but not as smooth to get used to or fall in love with.
This video is absolute perfection. Great mix of humor and random interesting facts. The combination of the B-roll and the script was 👌. Also much appreciated all the talk about phalli.
It feels like italy changed philip. It changed him to be more brittish than he was before. The amount of perverted jokes exceedes all of hour expectations and I like it.
Blood Money is my favorite Hitman game and I've played it for countless hours on both PC and the 360 back in the day. Never knew you could shoot out the pool thing :-( I've missed out on the joy of seeing people falling to their deaths.
I think I figured out why _I_ like Sapienza so much the tiny streets, underground tunnels & ruins remind me of a town near where I live. It's more medival than antique and not in Italy, the church is bigger than ingame, but there is a spooky bone chamber A friend of mine's family lives in a mansion there that is maybe a bit smaller than the Caruso mansion. only they make wine underground and not viruses
I recently got water stuck behind my right eardrum. Meaning I'm not allowed to use headphones (doctor's orders)... So there I was, thinking "oh, this video. I can play this video on my tv speakers and not have to worry about too many naughty words or nudity." Phillip you madman. What have you done. And why have you done it in this exact video that I played on full volume on a 4k tv that everyone in my house had a view of.
Its so cool to see this video I went to literly the same places with my day last summer, like literly the same places even up to the mountains. Fun video👍
Traveling to Italy right after finishing Assassin's Creed II back in the day was such an experience... I couldn't look at an ancient building without my mind trying to figure out how you could best climb it if you had the stamina of an italian mad lad of old. 100% can relate with this video.
In my opinion this level was set on the "costiera amalfitana" location in italy near Naples, like Poistano, go look for yourself the drone view of that place, it's stunning how it's similar to that place
Would have been cool to see Sapienza done in Hitman 2 or 3 where crowd density via use of imposters was massively improved. It would have looked a lot more similar to the town you visited if that was the case. I always felt like Sapienza's side streets with moderate foot traffic were more similar to the older, narrower streets in Paris or other areas of French cities, where you get one pedestrian every few metres, as opposed to larger crowds. The level does feel like a European city, but more like an exclusive tourist destination than somewhere people can mill around freely.
@@zaicanna96 Pretty sure that it's just engine/gameplay related. Crowds became much denser in Hitman 2, and they actually apply tall grass concealment, which is why Paris is very different between the entries in the new trilogy. It also would have just put pointless strain on the game to have big crowds in side streets that you actually don't do much with in a normal run (both targets and the virus are right on top of each other in one corner of the map, as opposed to Paris where the main building *is* the whole level). The jump from a level like Sapienza to a level like Mumbai in terms of density is pretty extreme.
9:23 - If you find a Gelato shop that has PINK stuff on display, just walk away. No half decent Gelato shop in Italy has Pink, Blue, Yellow or any other neon colored Gelato. Walk 2 minutes away from the beach, or church, or piazza and you'll find a much better place.
the hitman level "Hawke's Bay" is taken directly from the film Roman Polanski film "The Ghost Writer". They only changed the interior of the house and everything else is verbatim
Fun fact (and I'm just sharing a fact i think other people will find interesting here, no negativity, love the video ok bye): Sapienza is my least favorite level of hitman 1. And I'm thinking, maybe it's because I'm mediteranean and already way too used to that style of houses and streets that it doesn't feel like an exploration at all?
One of the things I remember about visiting Pompeii in the late 1970s: the floor was littered with old style coke can ring pulls, like shingle on a beach. I didn't notice the cocks.
Reminds me of the time that I visited Bangkok looking for Club 27 It’s a shame there is no hotel in Bangkok looks like it, especially in front of that temple
6:30 well if there is something NOT lacking in italy its spooky tiny alleyways where you as a tourist get totally lost in but you swear you just saw the same boy in a blue t-shirt run past you but that can't be right, right?
Can't imagine why someone who makes maps would be so interested in architecture and geometry.
um, cause they make maps? 😳
.... Faithful recreation?
@@0Blueaurathey’re being ironic
@@dddaavvviiiddd6800who is they?
How to make a vacation to Italy a tax write off 101
Ok i can wait 37 hours here
I will not sleep until I see this video
@@AtomicSpeedFT freeman you fool!
Same, it's cozy
Is it out yet?
We are a bit closer. But not yet, he still gotta prime the fans. 🎉
almost 2 minutes straight of phallic vulgarity had me cracking up
Once again Phillip provides the most entertaining content on TH-cam.
This has gotta be the most British response to Renaissance Art Ever
Truly. Covering envy under so many layers of sardonic jokes
Fun fact: just under the golf ball in Sapienza theres a hidden mine bugged underground and if you shoot it just the right way it explodes! Killing one of the characters you need to assassinate.
That actually isn't a bug! It's a trigger for when you use the explosive golf ball found in the safe room in order to detonate!
@@Virgil-Arcanum But if you can use that trigger, even if you dont use the explosive golf ball, isnt that a bug?
@@TheGuyWhoTakesYourGirl less of a bug and more of a misplaced hitbox. Still funny tho
Is there one in Italy too?
8:12 The woman just wanted a nice photo in front of the cave and then Philip comes with his slightly too big backpack and bombs the photo lol. She then turns around like "bro wtf?"
I was frantically searching the comments to see if anyone else noticed this! thank you!!
he is just like the agent 47
Only 36 hours left! The hype is killing me
Until what?
Until?
@@KFCjanitor740 The premiere of this video
And we weren't disappointed! Superb documentary 👌
This may be the best ever 2kliksphilip video in existence. Couldn't stop laughing the entire time
Seriously underrated soundtracks from the original games, glad to hear you used one here.
Your final sentence about the mountains carries a really strange, melancholic and almost depressing undertone. It's great.
When I was there in real life at that church, there was a freak wave that wiped out 20 people on the pier sending them into the water, one person had to be driven off in an ambulance.
reminds me of the story of cs_italy where the original map makers were asked wether they were inspired by a specific city and people went to look for real lifes places. but one of the makers said: "it was just from the american point of view." so completely out of imagination, what an italian city could look like
fuck dude, the silent assassin OST brings back so many good memories. thanks for that. best hitman game out there
I subscribed for door stuck, I really wasn’t expecting you to cover my absolute favorite game! Awesome
Sapienza is an amazing level. One of the things that I think sets it apart from a lot of the other (still very good) labyrinthian levels is that it manages to be both confusing and directed at the same time. All the narrow, winding streets and stacked terraces create the impression of a labyrinth and can confusing the first time you're exploring them, but the way the whole level slopes towards the sea means that you quickly become able to orient yourself, long before you've played the level enough to start memorizing all the little landmarks. Compare that to something like Mumbai, which also deliberately creates the impression of a labyrinth but doesn't give you the same easy way to orientate yourself. Still a good level, but not as smooth to get used to or fall in love with.
I love how the video is editted, all the transitions are so satisfying!!!
I'ma get the pink pink pink pink ice cream
I really love that map, had no idea it was based on a real place!
the video isnt even out
I really love that map, had no idea it was based
All the Hitman levels take inspiration from real places.
I really love that map, had no idea
Explains all the travel videos honestly
This video is absolute perfection. Great mix of humor and random interesting facts. The combination of the B-roll and the script was 👌. Also much appreciated all the talk about phalli.
This is one of the funniest commentaries you made so far and most informative! I love videos that made me choke my drink a bit. Keep at it !!
Surprised haven't covered Hitman more. Seems like such a Phillip game!
How to write off your holiday as a tax deduction: expert mode.
Amazing and absolutely hilarious video! One of your best. I love videos comparing videogames to real life.
awesome video phillip, the tangent on ancient greece randomly was extremely captivating. :)
I love these types of videos, thanks for the content philip!
thank you for tweeting about your videos! i wouldn’t have been notified without it
Like always, pumping out the most genuine content you can find on TH-cam. Thank you Philip!
This is ironic as hell, I’m Litterally in Vernazza right now. Good timing!
wrong person sorry
I was about to comment “wait what I know somebody who is there right now too that’s so weird” lmao
I’m not in Vernazza but it’s still funny to me that this was uploaded while I’m in Italy for the first time.
@@csubliminal hey this guy looks familiar
That's not irony.
I literally went to all the places you showed in your video, surreal to see all these places I’ve visited IRL in your videos
Great video! It's always good when you release one.
Kliksphilip warned us this would be coming. More please!
I really did not expect all of the penis discussion in this video. Well done as always, Phillip!
I can't wait for the sleepover test
I love stuff like this. When I went to San Francisco I was chuffed to realise those three Tony Hawk levels are pretty damn accurate.
The least horny 2kliksphilip video
That Hitman 2: Silent Assassin ost is bringing me back. I really want a remaster
I am so sad to have missed the premiere. What a ride.
This video is a masterpiece
loved that transition at 6:57
This video has just made me realise despite playing it dozens of times I have barely even seen 60% of Sapienza
I'm Italian. Please do not harm us :(
Isn't this video already a declaration of war to the Italian language 😂
@@luschmiedt1071 The Cinque Terra pronunciation lol
@@SoutheastSam3 that hurt
This is honestly amazing. I have no idea why I didn't get the notification.
As an Italian his town pronunciations have me wanting to commit sudoku💀
THe whole italy bit made me laugh so hard XDD
2:02 lmao the fact that it could have been father and son even
I kinda wished your initial description of Italy's beauty would just go on forever
Just Cause 3 did an amazing job at capturing the Italian vibe. If you haven't played that game, check it out.
It feels like italy changed philip. It changed him to be more brittish than he was before.
The amount of perverted jokes exceedes all of hour expectations and I like it.
That outro is just Chef's Kiss 😚🤌
My favorite TH-camr and video game franchise, fuck yeah
Blood Money is my favorite Hitman game and I've played it for countless hours on both PC and the 360 back in the day.
Never knew you could shoot out the pool thing :-(
I've missed out on the joy of seeing people falling to their deaths.
Alternative title: I'm coming out...
6:57 Now that's a really good transistion!
Lol, just noticed it.
I think I figured out why _I_ like Sapienza so much
the tiny streets, underground tunnels & ruins remind me of a town near where I live. It's more medival than antique and not in Italy, the church is bigger than ingame, but there is a spooky bone chamber
A friend of mine's family lives in a mansion there that is maybe a bit smaller than the Caruso mansion. only they make wine underground and not viruses
Honestly? The PinkPinkPinkPink ice cream loooks really good. I might want some PinkPinkPinkPink ice cream too.
I love Hitman and Sapienza is my happy place. Everything in this video is great except the way he pronounces Cinque Terre, which is kind of criminal.
Oh yeah time to play hitman in the real world!
ever since I went APE in Sapienza, I wanted to do that in Vernazza
Omg what a great video so fresh
I recently got water stuck behind my right eardrum. Meaning I'm not allowed to use headphones (doctor's orders)... So there I was, thinking "oh, this video. I can play this video on my tv speakers and not have to worry about too many naughty words or nudity."
Phillip you madman. What have you done. And why have you done it in this exact video that I played on full volume on a 4k tv that everyone in my house had a view of.
Thanks! I chuckled all along the video
Its so cool to see this video I went to literly the same places with my day last summer, like literly the same places even up to the mountains.
Fun video👍
It feels surreal when you actually see a place that you first saw in a video game
scene where Hitman assembling weapon just killed me 🤣
5:41 ah yes the famous marble bed comforters and cakes made from crushed sharks! This video had me rolling!! hahaaa 😂
Kliksphilip: That 2kliks guy is gonna drop content so low I'm gonna end his whole career.
2Kliksphilip: DONGERS
the only non-shitty use of "no homo" perhaps ever
Traveling to Italy right after finishing Assassin's Creed II back in the day was such an experience... I couldn't look at an ancient building without my mind trying to figure out how you could best climb it if you had the stamina of an italian mad lad of old. 100% can relate with this video.
My deaf ass has been spoiled by the kliks subtitles, its an understandable shame that not all of these videos are subtitled
I went to Amalfi because of this game. Very lovely.
Phillip says he will put less time into his videos
Also Philip flys to Italy in his next video
Legend
And here i was thinking it was a comparison on what could and couldn't work in real life and i could win life as a professional killer
In my opinion this level was set on the "costiera amalfitana" location in italy near Naples, like Poistano, go look for yourself the drone view of that place, it's stunning how it's similar to that place
og hitman 2 music had me tear up
Would have been cool to see Sapienza done in Hitman 2 or 3 where crowd density via use of imposters was massively improved. It would have looked a lot more similar to the town you visited if that was the case.
I always felt like Sapienza's side streets with moderate foot traffic were more similar to the older, narrower streets in Paris or other areas of French cities, where you get one pedestrian every few metres, as opposed to larger crowds. The level does feel like a European city, but more like an exclusive tourist destination than somewhere people can mill around freely.
Maybe the sapienza level is based on a period of low traffic tourist like early May o late September
@@zaicanna96 Pretty sure that it's just engine/gameplay related. Crowds became much denser in Hitman 2, and they actually apply tall grass concealment, which is why Paris is very different between the entries in the new trilogy. It also would have just put pointless strain on the game to have big crowds in side streets that you actually don't do much with in a normal run (both targets and the virus are right on top of each other in one corner of the map, as opposed to Paris where the main building *is* the whole level). The jump from a level like Sapienza to a level like Mumbai in terms of density is pretty extreme.
I liked this comparison, but you really didn't have to throw an actual person off a tower for reference.
Most accurate describtion of Italy ever.
9:23 - If you find a Gelato shop that has PINK stuff on display, just walk away. No half decent Gelato shop in Italy has Pink, Blue, Yellow or any other neon colored Gelato. Walk 2 minutes away from the beach, or church, or piazza and you'll find a much better place.
snorted and wheezed when phillip said “im not gay”
Would love some more Hitman content!
This is the sort of video i love, it's all full of pink pink pink pink. i'm gonna like the pink pink pink pink.
the hitman level "Hawke's Bay" is taken directly from the film Roman Polanski film "The Ghost Writer". They only changed the interior of the house and everything else is verbatim
that ending was so perfect
"where was i? Ahh Hitman." lmfao
Cool , sleek - aerodynamic bald assassin.
I haven't been to Italy, but Lisbon and that had a lot of those streets and alleyways.
Literally what i would do if i had a YT channel would be doing this type of videos comparison by going on location
Can we see you visit more Hitman locations IRL?
definitely shouldve been wearing hitmans drip while doing this
I could watch filipe videos about hitman all day.
Didn't know Italy was so focused on that kind of thing...
Fun fact (and I'm just sharing a fact i think other people will find interesting here, no negativity, love the video ok bye): Sapienza is my least favorite level of hitman 1. And I'm thinking, maybe it's because I'm mediteranean and already way too used to that style of houses and streets that it doesn't feel like an exploration at all?
One of the things I remember about visiting Pompeii in the late 1970s: the floor was littered with old style coke can ring pulls, like shingle on a beach. I didn't notice the cocks.
The writing in this video is so amazing I love it
Reminds me of the time that I visited Bangkok looking for Club 27
It’s a shame there is no hotel in Bangkok looks like it, especially in front of that temple
0:19 WHAT i spent so much hours realizing how to kill him, until now
6:30 well if there is something NOT lacking in italy its spooky tiny alleyways where you as a tourist get totally lost in but you swear you just saw the same boy in a blue t-shirt run past you but that can't be right, right?