HITMAN VS Reality

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  • @stealth7609
    @stealth7609 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Ok i can wait 37 hours here

    • @AtomicSpeedFT
      @AtomicSpeedFT ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will not sleep until I see this video

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@AtomicSpeedFT freeman you fool!

    • @eldarlrd
      @eldarlrd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, it's cozy

    • @Alec_Reaper
      @Alec_Reaper ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it out yet?

    • @goodguygood
      @goodguygood ปีที่แล้ว

      We are a bit closer. But not yet, he still gotta prime the fans. 🎉

  • @roncinephile
    @roncinephile ปีที่แล้ว +845

    Can't imagine why someone who makes maps would be so interested in architecture and geometry.

    • @0Blueaura
      @0Blueaura ปีที่แล้ว +20

      um, cause they make maps? 😳

    • @MelodyIV
      @MelodyIV ปีที่แล้ว +3

      .... Faithful recreation?

    • @dddaavvviiiddd6800
      @dddaavvviiiddd6800 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@0Blueaurathey’re being ironic

    • @Bale4Bond
      @Bale4Bond ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dddaavvviiiddd6800who is they?

  • @byebopp
    @byebopp ปีที่แล้ว +264

    How to make a vacation to Italy a tax write off 101

  • @themuse321
    @themuse321 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Fun fact: just under the golf ball in Sapienza theres a hidden mine bugged underground and if you shoot it just the right way it explodes! Killing one of the characters you need to assassinate.

    • @Virgil-Arcanum
      @Virgil-Arcanum ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That actually isn't a bug! It's a trigger for when you use the explosive golf ball found in the safe room in order to detonate!

    • @TheGuyWhoTakesYourGirl
      @TheGuyWhoTakesYourGirl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Virgil-Arcanum But if you can use that trigger, even if you dont use the explosive golf ball, isnt that a bug?

    • @Virgil-Arcanum
      @Virgil-Arcanum ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheGuyWhoTakesYourGirl less of a bug and more of a misplaced hitbox. Still funny tho

    • @JukaDominator
      @JukaDominator ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is there one in Italy too?

  • @moocowVAL
    @moocowVAL ปีที่แล้ว +116

    almost 2 minutes straight of phallic vulgarity had me cracking up

  • @YTnamesAreBS
    @YTnamesAreBS ปีที่แล้ว +47

    8:12 The woman just wanted a nice photo in front of the cave and then Philip comes with his slightly too big backpack and bombs the photo lol. She then turns around like "bro wtf?"

    • @67hoursAndCounting
      @67hoursAndCounting ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was frantically searching the comments to see if anyone else noticed this! thank you!!

    • @thesenate8268
      @thesenate8268 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he is just like the agent 47

  • @Sevastous
    @Sevastous ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This has gotta be the most British response to Renaissance Art Ever

    • @Narcan885
      @Narcan885 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truly. Covering envy under so many layers of sardonic jokes

  • @olzhas1one755
    @olzhas1one755 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Once again Phillip provides the most entertaining content on TH-cam.

  • @bay0r
    @bay0r ปีที่แล้ว +30

    reminds me of the story of cs_italy where the original map makers were asked wether they were inspired by a specific city and people went to look for real lifes places. but one of the makers said: "it was just from the american point of view." so completely out of imagination, what an italian city could look like

  • @Mooshimoca
    @Mooshimoca ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I was there in real life at that church, there was a freak wave that wiped out 20 people on the pier sending them into the water, one person had to be driven off in an ambulance.

  • @bountyhunter9254
    @bountyhunter9254 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Only 36 hours left! The hype is killing me

    • @KFCjanitor740
      @KFCjanitor740 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Until what?

    • @oniKowuka
      @oniKowuka ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Until?

    • @afos88
      @afos88 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KFCjanitor740 The premiere of this video

    • @willbob6098
      @willbob6098 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And we weren't disappointed! Superb documentary 👌

  • @Lambullghini
    @Lambullghini ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Seriously underrated soundtracks from the original games, glad to hear you used one here.

  • @Thirteen13551355
    @Thirteen13551355 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Your final sentence about the mountains carries a really strange, melancholic and almost depressing undertone. It's great.

  • @BaIlincat43
    @BaIlincat43 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'ma get the pink pink pink pink ice cream

  • @wintermute5974
    @wintermute5974 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sapienza is an amazing level. One of the things that I think sets it apart from a lot of the other (still very good) labyrinthian levels is that it manages to be both confusing and directed at the same time. All the narrow, winding streets and stacked terraces create the impression of a labyrinth and can confusing the first time you're exploring them, but the way the whole level slopes towards the sea means that you quickly become able to orient yourself, long before you've played the level enough to start memorizing all the little landmarks. Compare that to something like Mumbai, which also deliberately creates the impression of a labyrinth but doesn't give you the same easy way to orientate yourself. Still a good level, but not as smooth to get used to or fall in love with.

  • @PanMan47
    @PanMan47 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I subscribed for door stuck, I really wasn’t expecting you to cover my absolute favorite game! Awesome

  • @goodguygood
    @goodguygood ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Explains all the travel videos honestly

  • @mkultra1740
    @mkultra1740 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fuck dude, the silent assassin OST brings back so many good memories. thanks for that. best hitman game out there

  • @notapplicable7292
    @notapplicable7292 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I really love that map, had no idea it was based on a real place!

    • @dazerrazer3018
      @dazerrazer3018 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the video isnt even out

    • @RandomBruh
      @RandomBruh ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I really love that map, had no idea it was based

    • @Safetytrousers
      @Safetytrousers ปีที่แล้ว

      All the Hitman levels take inspiration from real places.

    • @Sebbir
      @Sebbir ปีที่แล้ว

      I really love that map, had no idea

  • @anankuek4650
    @anankuek4650 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how the video is editted, all the transitions are so satisfying!!!

  • @jmanting6889
    @jmanting6889 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    This may be the best ever 2kliksphilip video in existence. Couldn't stop laughing the entire time

  • @dtPlaythroughs
    @dtPlaythroughs ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Surprised haven't covered Hitman more. Seems like such a Phillip game!

  • @Timonius93
    @Timonius93 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is absolute perfection. Great mix of humor and random interesting facts. The combination of the B-roll and the script was 👌. Also much appreciated all the talk about phalli.

  • @FoxenAround
    @FoxenAround ปีที่แล้ว

    thank you for tweeting about your videos! i wouldn’t have been notified without it

  • @UmbrellaGent
    @UmbrellaGent ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The least horny 2kliksphilip video

  • @MyW0
    @MyW0 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the funniest commentaries you made so far and most informative! I love videos that made me choke my drink a bit. Keep at it !!

  • @aircraft2
    @aircraft2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just Cause 3 did an amazing job at capturing the Italian vibe. If you haven't played that game, check it out.

  • @hmarKus9
    @hmarKus9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Like always, pumping out the most genuine content you can find on TH-cam. Thank you Philip!

  • @videogiocatore3
    @videogiocatore3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm Italian. Please do not harm us :(

    • @luschmiedt1071
      @luschmiedt1071 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't this video already a declaration of war to the Italian language 😂

    • @SoutheastSam3
      @SoutheastSam3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@luschmiedt1071 The Cinque Terra pronunciation lol

    • @videogiocatore3
      @videogiocatore3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoutheastSam3 that hurt

  • @fandance7815
    @fandance7815 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    loved that transition at 6:57

  • @Arcticjh
    @Arcticjh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alternative title: I'm coming out...

  • @niam.
    @niam. ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome video phillip, the tangent on ancient greece randomly was extremely captivating. :)

  • @derekhearst
    @derekhearst ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these types of videos, thanks for the content philip!

  • @un1d
    @un1d ปีที่แล้ว

    I literally went to all the places you showed in your video, surreal to see all these places I’ve visited IRL in your videos

  • @Summanis
    @Summanis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kliksphilip warned us this would be coming. More please!

  • @Trilobittersweet
    @Trilobittersweet ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing and absolutely hilarious video! One of your best. I love videos comparing videogames to real life.

  • @nitnurray
    @nitnurray ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video! It's always good when you release one.

  • @BenWillock
    @BenWillock ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to write off your holiday as a tax deduction: expert mode.

  • @TheMafiaReal
    @TheMafiaReal ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is ironic as hell, I’m Litterally in Vernazza right now. Good timing!

    • @jarate8076
      @jarate8076 ปีที่แล้ว

      wrong person sorry

    • @csubliminal1122
      @csubliminal1122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to comment “wait what I know somebody who is there right now too that’s so weird” lmao

    • @GrizonII
      @GrizonII ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m not in Vernazza but it’s still funny to me that this was uploaded while I’m in Italy for the first time.

    • @TheMafiaReal
      @TheMafiaReal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@csubliminal1122 hey this guy looks familiar

    • @prebenjaeger
      @prebenjaeger ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not irony.

  • @DukeDukeGo
    @DukeDukeGo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think I figured out why _I_ like Sapienza so much
    the tiny streets, underground tunnels & ruins remind me of a town near where I live. It's more medival than antique and not in Italy, the church is bigger than ingame, but there is a spooky bone chamber
    A friend of mine's family lives in a mansion there that is maybe a bit smaller than the Caruso mansion. only they make wine underground and not viruses

  • @-austinfelts
    @-austinfelts ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am so sad to have missed the premiere. What a ride.

  • @KirionF
    @KirionF ปีที่แล้ว

    That Hitman 2: Silent Assassin ost is bringing me back. I really want a remaster

  • @hopec297
    @hopec297 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't wait for the sleepover test

  • @TheCatOfWarCSGO
    @TheCatOfWarCSGO ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is a masterpiece

  • @michaelkitchin9665
    @michaelkitchin9665 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love stuff like this. When I went to San Francisco I was chuffed to realise those three Tony Hawk levels are pretty damn accurate.

  • @iratepirate3896
    @iratepirate3896 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video has just made me realise despite playing it dozens of times I have barely even seen 60% of Sapienza

  • @pixel690
    @pixel690 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:02 lmao the fact that it could have been father and son even

  • @gnurlbash
    @gnurlbash ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Hitman and Sapienza is my happy place. Everything in this video is great except the way he pronounces Cinque Terre, which is kind of criminal.

  • @Drummaniac17
    @Drummaniac17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really did not expect all of the penis discussion in this video. Well done as always, Phillip!

  • @j100j
    @j100j 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is honestly amazing. I have no idea why I didn't get the notification.

  • @overdark33
    @overdark33 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I went to Amalfi because of this game. Very lovely.

  • @radiozelaza
    @radiozelaza หลายเดือนก่อน

    ever since I went APE in Sapienza, I wanted to do that in Vernazza

  • @KalkuehlGaming
    @KalkuehlGaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It feels like italy changed philip. It changed him to be more brittish than he was before.
    The amount of perverted jokes exceedes all of hour expectations and I like it.

  • @act22034
    @act22034 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh yeah time to play hitman in the real world!

  • @Grimm-hb7ek
    @Grimm-hb7ek ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an Italian his town pronunciations have me wanting to commit sudoku💀

  • @kubilay8620
    @kubilay8620 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:57 Now that's a really good transistion!

  • @Reaching8
    @Reaching8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Would have been cool to see Sapienza done in Hitman 2 or 3 where crowd density via use of imposters was massively improved. It would have looked a lot more similar to the town you visited if that was the case.
    I always felt like Sapienza's side streets with moderate foot traffic were more similar to the older, narrower streets in Paris or other areas of French cities, where you get one pedestrian every few metres, as opposed to larger crowds. The level does feel like a European city, but more like an exclusive tourist destination than somewhere people can mill around freely.

    • @zaicanna96
      @zaicanna96 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe the sapienza level is based on a period of low traffic tourist like early May o late September

    • @Reaching8
      @Reaching8 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zaicanna96 Pretty sure that it's just engine/gameplay related. Crowds became much denser in Hitman 2, and they actually apply tall grass concealment, which is why Paris is very different between the entries in the new trilogy. It also would have just put pointless strain on the game to have big crowds in side streets that you actually don't do much with in a normal run (both targets and the virus are right on top of each other in one corner of the map, as opposed to Paris where the main building *is* the whole level). The jump from a level like Sapienza to a level like Mumbai in terms of density is pretty extreme.

  • @tommyvercettygt
    @tommyvercettygt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In my opinion this level was set on the "costiera amalfitana" location in italy near Naples, like Poistano, go look for yourself the drone view of that place, it's stunning how it's similar to that place

  • @SprayNpreyT
    @SprayNpreyT ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks! I chuckled all along the video

  • @xBINARYGODx
    @xBINARYGODx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the only non-shitty use of "no homo" perhaps ever

  • @pogchamper228
    @pogchamper228 ปีที่แล้ว

    scene where Hitman assembling weapon just killed me 🤣

  • @ACGamingST
    @ACGamingST ปีที่แล้ว

    og hitman 2 music had me tear up

  • @tomsko863
    @tomsko863 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:23 - If you find a Gelato shop that has PINK stuff on display, just walk away. No half decent Gelato shop in Italy has Pink, Blue, Yellow or any other neon colored Gelato. Walk 2 minutes away from the beach, or church, or piazza and you'll find a much better place.

  • @kaPaURL
    @kaPaURL ปีที่แล้ว

    Most accurate describtion of Italy ever.

  • @KalkuehlGaming
    @KalkuehlGaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    04:32 Is this the first time Philip shows us his girlfriend? The one we only could imagine in our imagination? The one we couldnt be sure even existed?

  • @Rally_Vincent
    @Rally_Vincent ปีที่แล้ว

    that ending was so perfect

  • @Joubles
    @Joubles ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THe whole italy bit made me laugh so hard XDD

  • @Cosmic-Bear.
    @Cosmic-Bear. ปีที่แล้ว

    Traveling to Italy right after finishing Assassin's Creed II back in the day was such an experience... I couldn't look at an ancient building without my mind trying to figure out how you could best climb it if you had the stamina of an italian mad lad of old. 100% can relate with this video.

  • @tempacc9589
    @tempacc9589 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kliksphilip: That 2kliks guy is gonna drop content so low I'm gonna end his whole career.
    2Kliksphilip: DONGERS

  • @David_Crayford
    @David_Crayford ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the things I remember about visiting Pompeii in the late 1970s: the floor was littered with old style coke can ring pulls, like shingle on a beach. I didn't notice the cocks.

  • @IceX92
    @IceX92 ปีที่แล้ว

    That outro is just Chef's Kiss 😚🤌

  • @tsumorai
    @tsumorai ปีที่แล้ว

    And here i was thinking it was a comparison on what could and couldn't work in real life and i could win life as a professional killer

  • @ironpainting1210
    @ironpainting1210 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite TH-camr and video game franchise, fuck yeah

  • @yoimsecond
    @yoimsecond ปีที่แล้ว

    ahhh it's going to be just as I leave work

  • @yourcommander3412
    @yourcommander3412 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool , sleek - aerodynamic bald assassin.

  • @qaisjp
    @qaisjp ปีที่แล้ว

    Would love some more Hitman content!

  • @mazekart4972
    @mazekart4972 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:47 Amalfi this name brings me good memories from Gran Turismo 4 :)

  • @alexanderf.5288
    @alexanderf.5288 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg what a great video so fresh

  • @Veptis
    @Veptis ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't been to Italy, but Lisbon and that had a lot of those streets and alleyways.

  • @CeschiArt
    @CeschiArt ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally what i would do if i had a YT channel would be doing this type of videos comparison by going on location

  • @AsianGordon
    @AsianGordon ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly? The PinkPinkPinkPink ice cream loooks really good. I might want some PinkPinkPinkPink ice cream too.

  • @CarlRayanitch
    @CarlRayanitch ปีที่แล้ว

    "where was i? Ahh Hitman." lmfao

  • @Dapstart
    @Dapstart ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the sort of video i love, it's all full of pink pink pink pink. i'm gonna like the pink pink pink pink.

  • @aBucketOfPuppies
    @aBucketOfPuppies ปีที่แล้ว

    I kinda wished your initial description of Italy's beauty would just go on forever

  • @Gam3Junkie
    @Gam3Junkie ปีที่แล้ว

    Blood Money is my favorite Hitman game and I've played it for countless hours on both PC and the 360 back in the day.
    Never knew you could shoot out the pool thing :-(
    I've missed out on the joy of seeing people falling to their deaths.

  • @8Dbaybled8D
    @8Dbaybled8D ปีที่แล้ว

    the hitman level "Hawke's Bay" is taken directly from the film Roman Polanski film "The Ghost Writer". They only changed the interior of the house and everything else is verbatim

  • @Malkovith2
    @Malkovith2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I liked this comparison, but you really didn't have to throw an actual person off a tower for reference.

  • @tomsko863
    @tomsko863 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:38 - Ooooh! That's Manarola. I can see my place there! Recommend it for anyone that wants an awesome place to vacation.

  • @tim19962
    @tim19962 ปีที่แล้ว

    I went to Camogli on the same line it instantly remined me of sapiensa

  • @coconoisette
    @coconoisette ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact (and I'm just sharing a fact i think other people will find interesting here, no negativity, love the video ok bye): Sapienza is my least favorite level of hitman 1. And I'm thinking, maybe it's because I'm mediteranean and already way too used to that style of houses and streets that it doesn't feel like an exploration at all?

  • @coso2
    @coso2 ปีที่แล้ว

    During my first gameplay in sapienza I spent arounr 30-40 minutes just exploring the details

  • @bountyhunter9254
    @bountyhunter9254 ปีที่แล้ว

    25 hours!! I’m dying of excite

  • @BassFlapper
    @BassFlapper ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can we see you visit more Hitman locations IRL?

  • @Specterous
    @Specterous ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me of the time that I visited Bangkok looking for Club 27
    It’s a shame there is no hotel in Bangkok looks like it, especially in front of that temple

  • @elliot9634
    @elliot9634 ปีที่แล้ว

    snorted and wheezed when phillip said “im not gay”

  • @tSunrise_
    @tSunrise_ ปีที่แล้ว

    nice little half-life homage at the beginning.

  • @MrEiht
    @MrEiht ปีที่แล้ว

    Personally I always was impressed by the Sniper Elite 4 maps.
    Sapienza has exactly the same vibe. Because the "vibe" is really Italy/Mediterranean-like.

  • @Danklovic
    @Danklovic ปีที่แล้ว

    0:19 WHAT i spent so much hours realizing how to kill him, until now

  • @MariaCDser
    @MariaCDser ปีที่แล้ว

    The end is beauty

  • @owltaku5757
    @owltaku5757 ปีที่แล้ว

    It feels surreal when you actually see a place that you first saw in a video game