If all goes well I'll actually upload again in like maybe 3 days time but I can't make promises. I also fully want to write bad poetry so stay tuned Poetry Amino: aminoapps.com/c/poetry/join Wattpadd Amino: aminoapps.com/c/wattpad/join
And the blurb for the book: Analitaignya Krylieria (no you don't get a pronunciation guide) was a simple, normal girl who was absolutely nothing like anyone else. Her plain, unique, blazing forest fire, blood of the animals who died in it scarlet hair and her kinda blue but not blue because they have super special but not special flecks of gold in them (spoiler warning, they're special) eyes meant she never really stood apart from the crowd but they all rejected her for being different. When the dashing, 17 year-old, captain of the royal guard Filinarius Arageus Nettwins (but we'll call him Finn) shows up at her farm on the outskirts of the village- that she is estranged from, don't forget- with windswept dark hair, clad in shining silver armour that perfectly showed off his smoking hot, rotund buttocks as they sat astride his mysterious black stallion, she finds herself taken for an important mission. It turns out her masterful skills in sword fighting, archery, fist-fighting, crossbow-ing, long-distance running, cross country skiing and somehow-still-needing-a-training-montage-later are required for becoming the Prince's personal guard despite her only being a simple, normal, unobtrusive, plain, boring farm girl. Stuck between the mysterious Captain and the charming, handsome Prince, Analitaignya finds herself torn and with danger lurking on the horizon she must choose to become one with her sword or listen to her heart. (Because in case you forgot, this does have a plot, you'll find it on pages 1,14 ,28-30,65-66 and 470-475) ...I spent way too long writing that, I'm not proud.
My bad, Analitaignya must have been too busy blushing and looking away to properly see his buttocks and accurately describe them (but she's still a strong independent female who does not need a man™)
hmm... that’s an interesting profile picture... reminds me of a webcomic made years in the past, but not many... hmm... about a young boy... and a house... what was it called again? oh right, house trapped
"I age ten years making these covers" So does this mean that by the end of this series you'll be an old lady and the g will stand for... Grandma? Okay, I'll stop now.
"The G stands for 'Graphic Design is My Passion.' (gross laughter)" *SUBSCRIBED.* Seriously, I'm only a few minutes in, and between your humor and editing I've laughed enough to make my face start to hurt. I don't even know what your channel's about yet (I'm assuming art rn? let's see), but it's cool. You're good. We fine. I'm looking forward to more of your videos already. :^)
Honestly I'm always hella impressed and entertained by your Photoshop skillz. Like its satisfying watch you bloop around with it while cracking horrible jokes
readaholicgirl Actually no! Her eyes are still brown. The series is King Arthur And Her Knights by KM Shea. It's a good series. The covers are being redone, so not all of them have the model on it.
@@itsdivyag Nah. I'm pretty sure it would win one of those Cover Contest instead. Staurated onecolour background is total hit in wattpad. From an experience I can say that nobody cares if the hero is wearing a frilly, perfectly clean, cold-shoulder top in an bleeding apocalyptic background... Who cares...
As someone who's writing pure and utter drivel... I really hope that the cover of my own book won't look like this. If the cover doesn't look like garbage, then nobody would be able to tell that the content is actually a steaming pile of dragon poop. 😂
You're such a mood omg The "what is a booktuber who doesn't read, amirite?" Probably the same thing as someone who watches all of the booktubers but hasn't touched a book in 2 years :')
As soon as I saw this I was like 'eeeyyyy it's divya!' But then I realised that I should really be saying 'eeeyyy it's itsdivya' and now I'm confused and having an existential crisis and- oh hey amino nice. you finally getting paid for your top quality jokes.
i don't know why this was recommended to me since i haven't watched any booktubers in ages but i'm so glad it was! the way i SCREAMED when i saw "hot. made me tingle -sarah j maas" shjksdks you're so funny thanks for making me wheeze at 2am
Wow! Full on English Language persuasive writing here. On a real it's actually a cute app ngl to you I wouldn't plug anything I don't use. Also because they'd never sponsor anyway but lmaooooo
OML THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO!!! I recently talked with a friend of mine about the topic of UGLY ASS bookcovers that look EXACTLY like those shown in the video.
LMFAO CAN YOU DO MY COVER YOOOO so good tho. I find it funny tho that you took all the time to do that photoshop and editing to prove how easy it is to make a cliche cover tho. That is dedication
Why do ya books always have to have the obnoxious cover quote saying it’s sexy. Like girl I’m not gonna ask my mom for this book. Like you’re a fantasy novel. Get over yourself.
Dude, your photoshop skills are so on point, even your bad covers somehow look good😂 Also, really liked how the amino app looked, so great you got to sponsor them! Having no friends and editing for 8 hours straight is finally paying off (or IS IT)
If all goes well I'll actually upload again in like maybe 3 days time but I can't make promises. I also fully want to write bad poetry so stay tuned
Poetry Amino: aminoapps.com/c/poetry/join
Wattpadd Amino: aminoapps.com/c/wattpad/join
itsdivya omg yes I see you with that Good Enough shirt!!! 😉
I watched the entire video without skipping, how will you send me the money? Do you have a royal friend in Nigeria who does it for you or something?
Hi I don't mean to harass you. I'm sure you're very busy with your mixtape, but I have yet to receive my 60 000 000 Nigerian Dollars.
itsdivya I joined it! About a year ago. My username on PA is Darling.
hiiii!! omg im your biggest fann!!! please notice me!! yayyyy
And the blurb for the book:
Analitaignya Krylieria (no you don't get a pronunciation guide) was a simple, normal girl who was absolutely nothing like anyone else. Her plain, unique, blazing forest fire, blood of the animals who died in it scarlet hair and her kinda blue but not blue because they have super special but not special flecks of gold in them (spoiler warning, they're special) eyes meant she never really stood apart from the crowd but they all rejected her for being different. When the dashing, 17 year-old, captain of the royal guard Filinarius Arageus Nettwins (but we'll call him Finn) shows up at her farm on the outskirts of the village- that she is estranged from, don't forget- with windswept dark hair, clad in shining silver armour that perfectly showed off his smoking hot, rotund buttocks as they sat astride his mysterious black stallion, she finds herself taken for an important mission. It turns out her masterful skills in sword fighting, archery, fist-fighting, crossbow-ing, long-distance running, cross country skiing and somehow-still-needing-a-training-montage-later are required for becoming the Prince's personal guard despite her only being a simple, normal, unobtrusive, plain, boring farm girl.
Stuck between the mysterious Captain and the charming, handsome Prince, Analitaignya finds herself torn and with danger lurking on the horizon she must choose to become one with her sword or listen to her heart. (Because in case you forgot, this does have a plot, you'll find it on pages 1,14 ,28-30,65-66 and 470-475)
...I spent way too long writing that, I'm not proud.
N o y o u d o n t g e t a p ro nu nc ia tion g ui d e
R OtUND BUTTOCKS
My bad, Analitaignya must have been too busy blushing and looking away to properly see his buttocks and accurately describe them (but she's still a strong independent female who does not need a man™)
I'm actually sitting here crying with laughter when I should be revising
Throne of Glass? 'rotund' lmao
It looks so realistic like I could actually see that in a bookstore
Lunar Lesbian see it, don’t buy it!
I thought it was real...
That one dislike is from Sarah J Maas because her name on the cover was not large enough.
Djjdjdjsk
"you're dripping like a saturated pad" my favorite halsey lyric
I Stan a poet
hahahahahahah
Are you not a fan of her music? I'm just wondering bc that's not the lyrics she wrote...
And it sounds like mockery...
The only running I'm doing is out of ideas
YEARBOOK QUOTE RIGHT THERE
"Hot. Made me tingle." Sarah J. Maas - DFHGFGHFGDHGHFZJ IM CRYING
Sarah J Maas is crying too
hmm... that’s an interesting profile picture... reminds me of a webcomic made years in the past, but not many... hmm... about a young boy... and a house... what was it called again?
oh right,
house trapped
Fake deep could be called feep but y'all aint readyyy
Invented Language
you are right
we are not ready
please don’t
I legitimately thought the thumbnail was an actual book cover
Dhhsjs
„She gonna put the ass in assassin“ - I died 😂😂
She really is
Which ass? Both?
Which one? (Also don’t forget the love triangle!)
All jokes aside your photoshop skills are actually great lol. All those tutorials worked then
Babe
That Sarah J. Maas quote, though....
I genuinely hate how good your are at this like, you are overpowered
Thdhfhdjkd
Binta Coulibaly such a mary sue to be honest
too op pls nerf
"red, like the blOOD OF ANGRY MEN" what about black, the dark of ages past?
red a world about to dawn
black, the night that ends aT LAAAAst
@@emeliap.6596 red, the colour of dESIRE
black, the color of dEspAAAAAAIR
Black, the colour of the edgy love interest's leather jacket
I joined Amino and some random guy said I look like a new born chicken with down syndrome
I think about that a lot
That's actually so rude what the I'm
I know this shouldn't be funny but that insult has me rolling
The G stands for “Get that sponsor coin henny!!” We stan an employed queen 😩🙌🏼
I need to get a job. Where is Steve when you need him
“can you imagine being subscribed to a booktuber who doesn’t even read?”
Wow. Shade at every big booktuber on this site.
Sorry for being kinda dumb
But who is it?
LavenderThe Flower wait....who?
I'm confused...
Hah?
?
"Hot. Made me tingle - Sarah J Maas" - LMAO.
Hello did you design the covers for every book I read aged 11-14
E xposed
"I age ten years making these covers"
So does this mean that by the end of this series you'll be an old lady and the g will stand for...
Grandma?
Okay, I'll stop now.
G o o d o n e
these just get better and better with each one
"The G stands for 'Graphic Design is My Passion.' (gross laughter)"
*SUBSCRIBED.*
Seriously, I'm only a few minutes in, and between your humor and editing I've laughed enough to make my face start to hurt. I don't even know what your channel's about yet (I'm assuming art rn? let's see), but it's cool. You're good. We fine. I'm looking forward to more of your videos already. :^)
My channel used to be mostly about books but it's basically has no label haha and thank youuuuu enjoy
You should make covers for wattpad books! You are actually really good and maybe you could earn some money! Idk, anyways love ya! 💟
Lutisky Available for hire
But there's the whole copyrights thing, wouldn't she have to pay for the photos she use?
Yes. She would.
this looks horrible. i love it.
i live for these videos. 10/10 photoshop skills
10/10 comment
Can I write the book for this? I promise I’ll 100% make it as cliche and non original as possible.
Yes
I read
Tell me when you're done
I would read it 😂
Pls give us the link
Hot video. Made me tingle.
made ya jingle
Honestly I'm always hella impressed and entertained by your Photoshop skillz. Like its satisfying watch you bloop around with it while cracking horrible jokes
I feel like I've already seen this cover before
oKAY BUT THERE'S A SELF PUBLISHED SERIES I READ THAT HAS THE SAME EXACT MODEL ON THE COVER
Wow creative minds all think alike and steal from the same source
But now I'm curious. Did that book cover change the model's eyes too?
readaholicgirl Actually no! Her eyes are still brown. The series is King Arthur And Her Knights by KM Shea. It's a good series. The covers are being redone, so not all of them have the model on it.
Karisa P hmm seems interesting actually thanks ☺
Np! :)
"I've decided to call this composition Wings (by BTS)"
Ok kill me I stan you now hi mom
sUN
itsdivya legalize the adoption papers mom
i live for this series (also because i will undoubtedly follow these tutorials unironically for my never-will-be-published works yay!!!)
Dream. Believe. Achieve.
Where's the #1 New York Times Bestseller? Pretty sure that's a mandatory thing for YA
afdsfd yikes
"Hot, made me tingle" 😂 also "blue toilet tablets" I CAN'T
Queens of clean eyes
10/10 would stay away from that book
10/10 would agree
@@itsdivyag Nah. I'm pretty sure it would win one of those Cover Contest instead. Staurated onecolour background is total hit in wattpad.
From an experience I can say that nobody cares if the hero is wearing a frilly, perfectly clean, cold-shoulder top in an bleeding apocalyptic background... Who cares...
Omg, i saw the thumbnail and i thought this was an actual book!!!
Not gonna lie this cover actually looks good. I mean i could definitely believe it belongs to an actual published ya book of the genre lol
Bless this comment
“Hot. Made me tingle.” You got me crying darling!💕
Nandos xtra hot got me crying too
Ok but why does this look like a real book omg
As someone who's writing pure and utter drivel... I really hope that the cover of my own book won't look like this. If the cover doesn't look like garbage, then nobody would be able to tell that the content is actually a steaming pile of dragon poop. 😂
*sees “includes paid promotion”*
song lyric: “I’m a liar”
me: I KNEW IT
me one min later: oh she was serious
The lyric was I'm Alive by Celine Dion girl I'm sjsjksks
i, as a fellow egg, appreciate the yolks you crack
yes, yes, tip your waitresses, i’m here all week
also tHAT MUSIC TASTE THO YES HONEY
Yeeeetttt
You had me at BTS. We seriously need to be friends already
Your covers are so legit! And I quite enjoy your humor
Yaaas girl!
Instant subscribe!
ty!
To be fair, I'd probably read that book
me to, tbh :)
ngl i've been binge watching all these videos. this is just too beautiful.
“Putting the ass in assassin”. You got me laughing out loud right there. The cover looks seriously good, girl has skills!
You're such a mood omg
The "what is a booktuber who doesn't read, amirite?" Probably the same thing as someone who watches all of the booktubers but hasn't touched a book in 2 years :')
This is def my fav so far 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The shade is priceless 😂
i kind of cried at the number of layers but skillz on point divya
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy itsdivya g. What does the g stand for? The g stands for "God what is my life?"
really tho
48 likes AND one from itsdivya? My youtube validation is complete, I can die happy.
I SCREECHED WHEN I HEARD BABY DONT STOP JASDLFKJKDKA
yessssssssssssss
THE GOOD ENOUGH SHIRT YESS!!
This is actually such a pretty cover like wth.
tyyy
I know these are all in good fun but the fact that these covers look legit and like they can be actual books is the best and most hilarious part
🌸🤟
😊❣️
0/10 Not enough lens flare
Damn it! Next time...
itsdivya We all hope for it...
Red.... The blood of angry men
Black.... The dark of ages past
Yellow... The colour of my skin
this concept for video series IS EVERYTHING you are amazing yes yes yes
As soon as I saw this I was like 'eeeyyyy it's divya!' But then I realised that I should really be saying 'eeeyyy it's itsdivya' and now I'm confused and having an existential crisis and-
oh hey amino nice. you finally getting paid for your top quality jokes.
my g you know it
This is so realistic I have memories of this book cover from the bookstore
where's my 60,000,000 Nigerian dollars?
Who put all those zeros there it's supposed to say 0.006 rounded to the nearest thousandth
Imagine the summary going like:
"My name is Ebony Dementia Darkness Raven-"
“Hot. Made me tingle.” - SJM
LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dying but this cover is legit amazing and better than a lot of actual YA fantasy covers xD
I live for your puns
YOUR VIDEOS CRACK ME UP ILY.
Tysssmm
i don't know why this was recommended to me since i haven't watched any booktubers in ages but i'm so glad it was! the way i SCREAMED when i saw "hot. made me tingle -sarah j maas" shjksdks you're so funny thanks for making me wheeze at 2am
Skskskdhehyrhe tysm
Honestly, I'm addicted to these kind of books and this was completely accurate
Can't believe Divya's still alive
Neither can I
itsdivya omggg i love you senpai
kohaiii
your plug for amino is the only one that has actually made me want to download the app. such powers of persuasion.
Wow! Full on English Language persuasive writing here. On a real it's actually a cute app ngl to you I wouldn't plug anything I don't use. Also because they'd never sponsor anyway but lmaooooo
new york bestseller
This.... actually looks kinda good? Like, this could be the cover of a totally legit selliing book! xD
"red. like THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN."
I fucking laughed. Loved the les mis reference, great video! ❤
Tysm
Your photoshop skills are great, so is your editing and your commentary! These videos make me laugh every time, keep it up!
Thank youuu
"Hot. Made me tingle." - Sarah J Maas
I sometimes sleep with my book under my pillow so I can have a dream about it..... it never works
Even though this isn't a serious tutorial. I *will* use this to practice making book covers for fun.
This entire video is peak meme, but like I’m also incredibly impressed at that Photoshop skill
Mum is back!
son!
Ayyyy Nathan Zed!💖💖💖💕💕💕💕I see that Good Enough top gurl and you're rocking it
Yes I stan a king
itsdivya same.
DAT BTS REFERENCE I WASN'T READY
OML THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO!!! I recently talked with a friend of mine about the topic of UGLY ASS bookcovers that look EXACTLY like those shown in the video.
LMFAO CAN YOU DO MY COVER YOOOO so good tho. I find it funny tho that you took all the time to do that photoshop and editing to prove how easy it is to make a cliche cover tho. That is dedication
Thank you I try
I LOVE what you’re saying about the badass women being masculine. Damn you’re so right
Thank you for watching!
Looks like an Wattpad cover tbh
Your humor just added 5 years to my life.
*I wAsNt reAdY fOr bABy doNt stOP* aaaaah that song literally killed me
girl you had 11 whole minutes to get ready sdjfd
Gurl even if that song is literally on repeat i am shook every single time like *shooketh*
Damn this looks great and your sense of humor is on point
Should have left the watermarks on the images.
All that fire yet her hair is perfect. Yup it's a YA Fantasy cover. Anyway great job Divya and do that fake deep.
11:20
don't do drugs,kids.
My favorite type of videos because the shade is real
I'm loving TheThirdPew merch
Tyyyyy
i have no idea how i ended up here but i saw the first five seconds and i subbed
I SCREAMED WHEN YOU PLAYED MY MY MY!
Kim Asmus SAME HERE
you are ridiculously good at this.
Why do ya books always have to have the obnoxious cover quote saying it’s sexy. Like girl I’m not gonna ask my mom for this book. Like you’re a fantasy novel. Get over yourself.
"A tale about two dragons. Sexy"
Your videos just keep getting better and better. You’re just so awesome... no one can best you 🙃
thaaankkk you g
unpopular opinion: books covers with pictures of real people look trashy af
hire an artist pls
Dude, your photoshop skills are so on point, even your bad covers somehow look good😂 Also, really liked how the amino app looked, so great you got to sponsor them! Having no friends and editing for 8 hours straight is finally paying off (or IS IT)
Thank you my h