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- just how many moments of brutal honesty and savage insults can captain holt dole out? Literally just Captain Holt being brutally honest for 8 minutes straight... you're welcome.
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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"I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life."
"I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you."
"And yet crime has continued."
He isnt wrong
The funniest one
"I've"
he lied
Captain Raymond Holt is one of the best written characters in sitcoms.
*best written characters on television
Dear jra610,
I agree wholeheartedly with your astute analysis of this character within this medium.
Sincerely,
Captain Raymond Holt
@@fowlgrowl888 I'M A HUMAN! A HUMAN MALE
* Captain Raymond Jacob Holt
Y a s s , queen. •_•
“ if you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like”-Holt
Ironic he was devastated he lost photos in a fire
Yep. We heard him. Don't worry
BARS!!!
@@reggyjohnson9083 of treasured memories. Not of the people
A contraction, which means he lied.
RIP Andre Braugher. What a legend
💯
I will remember what he looked like
A legend indeed
"I can't play favorites. You never did when you were in charge."
" Of course I did."
"Really? I never got any any special treatment."
"I think you can do the math here."
OMG seriously underrated burn.
it took me a while to do the math but dayum
I still don’t understand this line help
@AstaYelling I think he meant Terry wasn't his favourite🥲🥲 poor Terry
@@aditipramanik9923 oh dang
@@AstaYelling oh dang indeed 🥲🥲
"Who are you? WILLIAM Wonka?" This is so Captain Holt :D
Fun fact. At the very first episode Holt introduces himself at the squad as Captain Ray Holt.
Noice
Exactly!! I think of it anytime!
My goodness, I didn't realize he made such a blunder. I'm surprised Jake never said anything😂
It was doubtless a strategy to encourage comradery and a lax attitude so that the captain could closer ascertain the level of professionalism of the precinct.
CAPTAIN Ray Holt. That means they should address him as Captain or Captain Holt. The Ray was a formality.
"Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con-man's ruse" is still the best life advice I have ever received...
“Don’t people call you Ray?”
*“How dare you….”*
Top 3 Holt moments
Got em😂
@@ludviglundqvist7334How many top Holt moments involve him saying “How dare you” to someone?
He also allowed Marcus to call him Ray as well, which is funny 🤣
Notice how he says to never take an adult who chews gum seriously, and then later on chews gum
DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMAO
To be fair, that means he was being untrustworthy by saying that in the first place😂
I was looking for this comment
Also Gina chews gum so does he trust her?
@@YesIndeed-nt9lo oooh, that's right. I wonder as well. Maybe he doesn't trust her then lmao
"Any philosopher post Rousseau is essentially a magazine. You rube."
rousseau wasnt french😪
@@bandziarang9952 He lived most his life in Paris and died there. He was swiss-born but still a French citizen
@@FlashAm he referred to Geneva as his home many times, fair to say he felt Swiss
@@bandziarang9952 Fair enough, but I still see why some people consider him a French philosopher
@@bandziarang9952oh yeah, that’s exactly how he is remembered in all countries: not french, Swiss born philosopher. Just like Zidane is not french football-player
RIP, Captain. You will be sorely missed. ❤️❤️
Man, Holt dropping that truth bomb on Terry is enough to give any cop an existential crisis. ‘and yet, crime continues’ 😢
"Your mango yogurt"
*WOOOO!*
0:53 tell that to Kevin, your husband, who has a framed picture of you in his office.
and to himself in the mirror. he has a little figure of cheddar on his desk.
Kevin is much more Sentimental than holt,
1:00 "Keep your bands in a box or a bag." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"And deball these bands" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holt's alliterative lines are my fav!
Coming back to relive the good times, RIP Andre ‘Captain Holt’
The "yeesh" at 6:34 sounds ad-libbed and it elevates the burn a million fold.
0:08 i've just realised that Captain Holt's introduction from the show's intro is him standing in this position. I've found all the other characters positions but never been able to spot Captain's!
Where’s Gina’s from?
WHERE IS GINA’S
😂 I don’t remember the “magic genitalia” comment, I must have missed an episode 🤣
It was the episode where Amy hosted Thanksgiving, Jake met Amy's dad and Charles ordered a live turkey to butcher in Amy's bathroom
S3 - Mr Santiago is the episode title
RIP. An acting legend gone too soon.
And yet no Emmy for him in a comedy role huh? Messed up if you ask me.
Anger 😂😂 even towards comedies 😂😂 Americans 🇺🇸
My fav., Gina, "Chartreuse alert!" Holt, "Gina, please limit your alerts to ROYGBIV!" Ah! RIP Captain Holt Xx
This definitely hits different right now 😢😢 R.I.P
Rest in Peace Andre ❤
thank you for one of the best series Captain Holt.
4:28 - I quote this all the time...
R.I.P Captain Dad 😢
Never vacation in Banff.....so random and perfect
RIP Andre, you'll be missed ❤
A brilliant human/genius gone too soon. See you at the precinct in the skies captain dad :(
I miss him already 😭😢
I will remember what The Captain looked like 💔
Can't believe he's not with us anymore
"... I was just demonstrating to Dt. Peralta what a FACT is."
RIP Andre Braugher 💔
The GREAT Andre Braugher.
RIP
All the young ones who love this show and live Holt, go search out his work in Homicide.
Mindbending acting.
0:52 no. I actually DO FORGET how people look like. I forget faces.
I mean, I recognize people, when I see them again ... but the longer I don't see them, the more difficult it gets for me, to picture their faces. :3
6:47 "never trust an adult who eats gum"
The man stands by his principles. I like that
But then how am I supposed to trust his principles now?
What is this paradox?
HELP!!!!
RIP Andre Braugher 🙏🪦🕊
If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg the I think you can do the math there is so funny lmao
Can you please explain this joke?
Dear Andre Braugher.
I will always remember what you look like.
Much love from Quebec ❤❤
7:22 replay button
I like to imagine a world where Captain Holt and Ron Swanson are the best coworkers ever that still never talk sometimes...
I played favorites and you can do the maths. Good one Holt!
RIP Andre
If BOONNNNNNEEEEEE is not on here👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀☠️
That's not him being brutally honest, though. In fact, he's hiding the fact he needed to bone.
@@DiscoSamurai it still needs to be in every compilation. Come on it is BOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNE 🤣
RIP Captain !
Terry actually got the brunt of the honesty
Rip the GOAT
Andre not getting an Emmy is a crime!!!
LOVE CAPTAIN HOLT ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS EVER
We love you Captain Holt always R.I.P.
Paaaaiiinnnnn 4:33
The Brahms comment SENT ME.
Captain Holt will be my favourite TV character 💯💯
I wish I had someone like Holt in my life 😢 much love to Andre and his family…”Ya rube”
PAAAIIIIIN!
He’s right about the French philosopher
I want a sandwich, I make a sandwich, I…eat the sandwich.
he jsut said never an adult that chews bubblegun right when i started chewing gum
“Everything is GARBAGE” - Captain Raymond Holt.
“PAINNNN”
Holt ia like Squidward with a gun
1:52 whats holt got against Banff Alberta Canada
"The discrimination."
The thumbnail makes Holt look like an old Steve Urkel
Wait, why have i not watched this show yet?
One of my favorite characters
Who are you, William wonka?
Amy's typing makes me uncomfortable
She's using a stenography. Its a specific device used by court reporters to make court transcripts. Instead of a full keyboard, its a series of shortcuts that make typing a lot faster as to keep up with people talking.
He broke Canon lol. He said don't trust any adult that chews gum but then he chewed gum. Was that for one of the games? 😂
I want someone to do a Frank Pembleton compilation. I know it won’t be as funny but it would be cool
No sociologist burn?
Hes not wrong.
Gum is gross
Banff is beautiful. Holt is very wrong on that one...
Banff that is the whitest place ive ever been
FIRSTTTT
FIRST REPLY
it's still so hard to believe Andre Braugher is gone. Such an amazing actor, and an awesome comedian.
my brother just got married in Banff, we had a fantastic time, how could Holt hate Banff???
what's with the title being in all lower-case? is the channel being run by a 17 year old?
this is something captain holt would say
Your relationship to PB&J?
"I want a sandwich.
I MAKE a sandwich.
I EAT ... a sandwich."
A perfect beginning middle and end
1:49 Holt: “do not trust any adult who chews gum at all” 6:48 *Holt chews a piece of gum*
He can’t be trusted!
he was lying when he was chewing gum
The heists prove that
I ALWAYS forget about the "William Wonka" line 😂😂
"PAAAINNNN" my whole life
1:11 my all time favorite B99 joke 😂
“De-ball these bands!” 😂😂
Holt says if you love someone you'll remember what they look like but he has a picture of Cheddar in his office
in that same episode, in the end he kinda understand why and let max 1 photo of loved ones on the desk
@@bagusadjie4522 That was Amy I think
That might be an inside joke for how the dog playing Cheddar is different each season.
@@jexelbur6872 that was only because of dog availability
Kevin also has Terry’s painting of Holt in his office 😂😂
Holt: The absolute KING of SASS.
Here after the devastating news. Thank you, Andre, for everything.
Magical Genitalia takes me by surprise every time
"Never. Love. Anything."
Well , brutal honesty got me into way too much trouble in my life but i have no regrets …
Lol. Same here. Lol.
Holt : And now for a message of hope
Jake : aah a message of hope right on time
Holt: everything is garbage
wait.... holt is chewing gum at 6:50 but said not to trust any adult who chews gum at 1:50
I like to think he does it to show Jake "clearly you don't trust me so I will chew gum to show that"
Holt can be so stern stern is right
You couldn't have taken Jon Voight instead? RIP
Well I guess holt knows he’s in the world