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  • Just a compilation of all the things my wife does and says every single Christmas as acted out by me, her husband. Love you, babe!
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  • @mandymoore5774
    @mandymoore5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I’m sorry it’s the fact that he’s actually in a Target store w that wig and sweater kills me.

    • @hannahscott6604
      @hannahscott6604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @thenorthman1776
      @thenorthman1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, it is Target, and they support Trans rights, so...

    • @BibleNerd22
      @BibleNerd22 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I didn't realize until he interacted with that lady.

    • @LadyMaria
      @LadyMaria ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thenorthman1776 It's funny.

    • @jamiebunnell8150
      @jamiebunnell8150 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My thoughts exactly! 😆

  • @nikan7704
    @nikan7704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "My ovaries are tingling...Honey, I DON'T have a headache" 🤣

    • @veronicaisworthy7465
      @veronicaisworthy7465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭💀💀

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The one line we husbands LONG to hear.

    • @victoriacarleno3189
      @victoriacarleno3189 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @austinmeredith6647
      @austinmeredith6647 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ MrFloppy19
      Sounds like your wife isn’t healthy and lost her libido, she doesn’t respect you, she is lesbian, she is cheating on you, or she only married you to secure her future because the wall hit and she got desperate and didn’t wanna be alone.

  • @UnnamedHero0922
    @UnnamedHero0922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Breaking news: Man rushes into Target screaming "My wife doesn't have a headache!".
    Reports also say there was a line of men giving him high fives.

    • @viktoriafarkas7987
      @viktoriafarkas7987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Lowgaen Schmidt Absolutely love that scene :D

    • @MaryTheresa1986
      @MaryTheresa1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abbylifewithlove
      @abbylifewithlove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The funniest thing is that by the time i read this there was 69 likes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abbylifewithlove
    @abbylifewithlove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    “ if it’s not in the attic it’s in the garage, if it’s not in the garage it’s in the basement and if it’s not in the basement it’s at target”

    • @TheKaniamania
      @TheKaniamania 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My fave line... Always answer like this to my husband. I can't understand why men can't find things easily. Why they have to ask, it's his home. He should know better... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @a.m.a.484
      @a.m.a.484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaa YEESSSS!!!!! 😂🤣😭

    • @anarchist_parable
      @anarchist_parable ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheKaniamania Drive's me crazy. Why don't know where everything lives in their own home? Also when I send my husband grocery shopping he just buys random brands and I cannot for the life of me understand how he doesn't know what we eat 😂

    • @TheKaniamania
      @TheKaniamania ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anarchist_parable agree, never let men do the grocery. My husband always buys random brand and stuff. Even if we didn't need that. I remember that someday one biggest supermarket in our town got bankrupt so they gave big discount. But it was scam. He back with plenty of can sardines and food containers with 12x higher price than normal. We already had more food containers than we should.

    • @legiox3719
      @legiox3719 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or end it with "if it's not in the attic then you must have lost it or not put it where I told you all the christmas stuff goes"

  • @pumpupthejam28
    @pumpupthejam28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “…round and full of cookies!” That’s me!!!🤣🤣

  • @TheGeekMonster
    @TheGeekMonster ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As someone who adores babies and dearly misses when my son was little, the "my ovaries are tingling" killed me!! A mom never forgets those sweet, nostalgic memories of having a baby! I can confirm that 20 years later, I still could easily stop and burst into tears in the baby section of a store, lol.

  • @ladysensei1487
    @ladysensei1487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “I’m such a coffee snob” packs basket with flavored non dairy creamers. Haha

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just bought a mug that "felt great" but at Walgreens. Hahaha

    • @hannahscott6604
      @hannahscott6604 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Realistic

    • @StandAloneSoul
      @StandAloneSoul ปีที่แล้ว

      Oooooh they're non dairy?? That changes everything for me, I need to find them online. :D I don't live in America but could see myself loving these, now if I understood your comment right and there are vegan ones of these coffee creamers, I'll find a way to get them shipped. 😁

    • @queenbee3647
      @queenbee3647 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree on the creamer! Love the Cremora Mississippi Mud Pie flavor! Sells out too fast. Im going to need to become friends with the stocker! 🌞👍

  • @DanThomasIsAwesome
    @DanThomasIsAwesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "You're not getting that...I've got a headache." Wow, I laughed out loud at that one when I got it.

  • @andrewthomas7109
    @andrewthomas7109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how 0:32 alludes to the "Husbands of Target" video!

  • @kingcharizardakaCX
    @kingcharizardakaCX ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fact that he was talking to a random lady at target with the sweater and wig Lmao she must’ve been so confused

  • @Kooldood0874
    @Kooldood0874 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every husband's favorite words. "I don't have a headache" 🤣

  • @priscillabullard4581
    @priscillabullard4581 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When you are on a first name basis with the target employees kill me.

  • @jmacjr101
    @jmacjr101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Now she can dress her new baby in the santa outfit! 😂 This is so cute.

    • @butterflynerd0078
      @butterflynerd0078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like you predicted the future!

    • @ashleyelliott444
      @ashleyelliott444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And her new, new Baby

    • @jmacjr101
      @jmacjr101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashleyelliott444 I know! Hahaha

  • @MC-gd1xe
    @MC-gd1xe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “I have a headache” line is just too funny 😂😂

  • @thenoremac2685
    @thenoremac2685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I can just imagine the looks you got walking around Target in that get up...

    • @meganroberts8721
      @meganroberts8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If people know what's good for them they will ignore the situation, all the stupid PC crud in the news and dumb "progressive" initives the wannabe overlords.... oops politicians are pushing

    • @belindajohansen2899
      @belindajohansen2899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      First of all it's Target, A very progressive company in which I have seen many LGBTQ persons and crossdressers working and shopping there. Not very many people would bat an eye about a man in a wig. Secondly aren't they in California?

    • @LavenderSkyla
      @LavenderSkyla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They probably know him. Most of his skits are at target 🤣

  • @smiley27b
    @smiley27b ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is still my favorite skit from this channel 🤣

  • @malaikah8329
    @malaikah8329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He actually went to Target with that wig on😂😂😂..

  • @andreaconnors6904
    @andreaconnors6904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can hear your wife's voice and see her face all throughout this video- you guys are the best

  • @jessm5752
    @jessm5752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    my grandma every Christmas “I’ll take the bag sweetie.” Folds the bag and paper neatly “I can use it again.” Haha love these videos.

    • @jjh8367
      @jjh8367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My family any holiday or birthday

    • @adeho789
      @adeho789 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your grandma is a good, responsible person to the world. 😊

  • @GirlT0k
    @GirlT0k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm crying so much from laughter! Ugh I'm such a coffee snob then proceeds to load the cart with creamer! Dying! All of it. so so good!

  • @shawnaday1354
    @shawnaday1354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Don’t look at how many times I’ve watched this one, I just love it.

  • @waynemartinmartin4128
    @waynemartinmartin4128 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think I've watched this a dozen times and still get a laugh out of it. Very funny.

    • @IrishAnnie
      @IrishAnnie ปีที่แล้ว

      When I need a pick me up!!!!

  • @katiejoj1
    @katiejoj1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha the cookie! “I’ll be strong this year…ok just one little bite.” Spits it out! Totally done that

  • @shawnaday1354
    @shawnaday1354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I’ve never laughed so hard, I think my favorite was the Christmas cookie.

    • @alaska4939
      @alaska4939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can relate to that situation. 😬

  • @terriginsberg6856
    @terriginsberg6856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Omg!! Your wife must be a super good sport!! Anyways love it!!!

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude Dad is just the best thing on the internet "snoopy snooperson"😂😂😂"Let's move to the country and buy a berry farm"😂😂😂

  • @CandysGarden
    @CandysGarden ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Honey... I don't have a headache..."😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @liliarosales1961
    @liliarosales1961 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Save the bag” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Glad I’m not the only one

  • @asash_
    @asash_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “No, you’re gonna be strong this year”…me, that’s me 😂🤣

  • @artfuldodger870
    @artfuldodger870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This NEVER gets OLD😂🎄

  • @Jesuscares7680
    @Jesuscares7680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is my favorite one out of ALL of them

  • @4862cjc
    @4862cjc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Snoopy snooperson!” LMAO

  • @zombiemom6701
    @zombiemom6701 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Why would I need a coupon for something I can get for free whenever I want it” 😂😂😂😂

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    0:50 “Honey, what do you want for Christmas?”
    0:52 “Well, you’re not gettin’ that, I have a headache!”

    • @meganroberts8721
      @meganroberts8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he ain't helping around the house he's not getting my cookies!

    • @aarongrefer2918
      @aarongrefer2918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@meganroberts8721 If he aint getting your cookies, you don't get his help.

    • @HoppingHoudini
      @HoppingHoudini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aarongrefer2918 You’re not obligated to give your man sex for help around the house. If you both live there, you’re both responsible for the upkeep of that house.

    • @aarongrefer2918
      @aarongrefer2918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HoppingHoudini Love making is not something to withhold to get compliance nor is it something to be obligated to take part in. I assume the first comment was just a silly joke, not intended to be taken seriously; so I made a similar one. Either comment, if taken seriously would be extremely immature behavior. The fact I've got multiple women that can't see the hypocrisy of seeing one as immature and not the other is concerning. You're missing out if you think sex is anything but a beautiful and wonderful and pleasurable thing for two people in marriage to enjoy.

    • @user-tl9ji5pd7t
      @user-tl9ji5pd7t 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aarongrefer2918 if you're refusing to do your share of the housework to pressure someone into doing it with you that isn't beautiful

  • @juliealgh
    @juliealgh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The your going to be strong this year made me fall over😂😂😂

  • @stephaniejaniczekssmugglerscan
    @stephaniejaniczekssmugglerscan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have to say the women at the target seeing him in the wagon and silly Christmas sweater. I can’t stop laughing.

  • @fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786
    @fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    .....Honey... I DON'T have a headache.... killed me!!!!!

  • @probuilder1415
    @probuilder1415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my goodness, he nailed it! So many of these I have done and said to my husband around Christmas time!

  • @Jch79
    @Jch79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That last line would never happen in my marriage. My wife has had a terrible headache since our wedding night 9 years ago…(psst, please kill me).

    • @user-mg8ko6mv4r
      @user-mg8ko6mv4r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keep her the FUCK away from birth control buddy. Sendin prayers

    • @Twomps
      @Twomps ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip

  • @legiox3719
    @legiox3719 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just heard a new one last week. "Hey babe, the laundry has about 30 more min before i have to switch it over to the dryer, you want to.......?" Ahh gotta love married life

  • @ArtemisDalmasca
    @ArtemisDalmasca ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think I'm proud... I just asked my husband to take me to Hobby lobby to buy Christmas stuff... He just replied with 'I have a headache!' lol

  • @lynnelliott9038
    @lynnelliott9038 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where's the lie or exaggeration! COMPLETELY ON POINT. If one doesn't wife this way at Christmas... Well I don't know what to tell ya! 🎄❤️🎄

  • @MonaAlicia
    @MonaAlicia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They never have good mugs when I go to Target... I want the All Mama Wants Is a Silent Night mug and I ain't even a mom!

  • @dorothywilusz9226
    @dorothywilusz9226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is hands down my favorite!

  • @laurawarriorforlife4041
    @laurawarriorforlife4041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So glad I spent the 20 dollars on the Fraser fir 😂

  • @joyfulhomemaker8053
    @joyfulhomemaker8053 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “If they lose that berry farm, ima lose my sh*t” 🤣

  • @meganroberts8721
    @meganroberts8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He should make one about grandma's house

  • @fotochikyo
    @fotochikyo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First dude dad video I ever saw. Still so funny

  • @darlagreene2805
    @darlagreene2805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Have a little coffee with that creamer. My favorite:Peppermint Mocha.

    • @nina1522
      @nina1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mee too.

  • @Vikita1795
    @Vikita1795 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Lol I love everytime I ever watch your videos and you're in target, it's always Judy. Lmao I'd laugh if there was a staff member named Judy that would hear you and ask if you need help 🤣

  • @StarChildErin
    @StarChildErin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is hilarious. I am like this so much during Christmas 🤣

  • @meejoohwang8494
    @meejoohwang8494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like I’m seeing my future self where I will go to Target so much to the point I know an employee or more there 😂

  • @Aaronferguson31
    @Aaronferguson31 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Still holds up 3 years later.

  • @user-qo5ey7bi5s
    @user-qo5ey7bi5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    love your videos! 😂❤️❤️

  • @birdenthusiast2095
    @birdenthusiast2095 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “My ovaries are tingling”.😂

  • @samuelkrinninger3060
    @samuelkrinninger3060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lmao this is extremely accurate 😂😂😂

  • @luannfeld3983
    @luannfeld3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Loved when she aimlessly poured coffee creamer while watching computer screen and put in too much!

  • @samanthakirk1247
    @samanthakirk1247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I literally went "It's christmas...GEE" to my man last night😂🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @Romans05.08
    @Romans05.08 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I feel personally attacked by the scene of him dumping all that flavored creamer in the coffee. 😂

  • @GradKat
    @GradKat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This remains my favourite Xmas video!!

  • @glorialewis2093
    @glorialewis2093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo did a good work on the Christmas show thank you

  • @MrsRight1122
    @MrsRight1122 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He really went to Target dressed like that 😂

  • @staringanime
    @staringanime ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely not enough Xmas lights on that tree lol

  • @Mary-sh2bp
    @Mary-sh2bp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My sister is obsessed with Christmas decorations. Geez. 😅

  • @maureenmoriarty-halloran2484
    @maureenmoriarty-halloran2484 ปีที่แล้ว

    The coffee creamer lmao! You guys are awesome!! Or "oh my ovaries are tingling" lmao

  • @emilystewart3848
    @emilystewart3848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way he poured the creamer😭

  • @deancole962
    @deancole962 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been personally attacked.

  • @alicepreston2186
    @alicepreston2186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm totally the one never decorating the back of the tree nobody going to see it

  • @jessicab5448
    @jessicab5448 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Snoopy , snooperson, lol!!!
    Also peeped that Bible verse Joshua 1: 9🙏🏾

  • @Satsusss
    @Satsusss ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg this is adorable ❤

  • @Jessicamarlana1999
    @Jessicamarlana1999 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so accurately me😭 and my poor wife is the one waiting and listen to it all😂😂

  • @baileyryan488
    @baileyryan488 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I went to Croatia for Christmas break 2019. This video is hysterical

  • @jmb5924
    @jmb5924 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You look just like your wife in that wig. Got her mannerisms down perfectly!

  • @Jesuscares7680
    @Jesuscares7680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The ending was an omen..;)

  • @jessicaballou6735
    @jessicaballou6735 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂he needs to stop with that reindeer riding in the front of the cart 🛒

  • @lydiarugh6471
    @lydiarugh6471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My ovaries are tingling!!! Hilarious

  • @gigi_thaqueenyt2588
    @gigi_thaqueenyt2588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This kinda my mom in a way and kinda me lol I love Christmas

  • @elizabethculver3385
    @elizabethculver3385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My overlies are tingling!! 😅😂

  • @VampireSexGoddess
    @VampireSexGoddess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who drinks that much coffee creamer?!

    • @LadyMaria
      @LadyMaria ปีที่แล้ว

      My husband. At coffee hour at church I ask if he wants some coffee with his creamer.

  • @annabelenko1611
    @annabelenko1611 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have that cup…..omg 😅

  • @ERYN__
    @ERYN__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love my minimalist Christmas tree. White twinkle lights and a skirt that's it! I still have it up! If snow is still on the menu, I want my tree.

  • @lorifromtemeculaca426
    @lorifromtemeculaca426 ปีที่แล้ว

    Snoopy snooperson!!!

  • @childofpersia1213
    @childofpersia1213 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg this corresponds with the husbands of target video! 😂

  • @beatnikmary
    @beatnikmary 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I wish we were the kind of family who did fun things like that" should be my next tattoo. Ooh family tattoos?? No, wait..

  • @jo-annastephenson5023
    @jo-annastephenson5023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are too amazing 🤣🤣🤣😍😍

  • @pepzoe1298
    @pepzoe1298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are great!!!

  • @tofee7929
    @tofee7929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mother is the complete opposite, She HATES decorating for Christmas XD

  • @randomactivitiesco.5848
    @randomactivitiesco.5848 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Peppermint. Yes. I love peppermint.

  • @benoduartebd
    @benoduartebd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn! Roasted 😂

  • @rubywingo6030
    @rubywingo6030 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is sooooo funny!!!!

  • @valerieemariee5947
    @valerieemariee5947 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i neeeed that christmas sweater giraffes are my fav 🥺🥺😩🤍

  • @karlaruter3221
    @karlaruter3221 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, I know this is old stuff but dang!

  • @kirstenredfield8216
    @kirstenredfield8216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My ovaries are tingling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jinxiejae
    @jinxiejae ปีที่แล้ว

    This is me but with Halloween 🎃

  • @queenbee3647
    @queenbee3647 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wishful thinking there at the end....let me know how that works out for you. 😁

  • @saintofgod1244
    @saintofgod1244 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    SHE LOVE TARGET THOUGH. 😃😃😃😊😁😁😳

  • @laurawarriorforlife4041
    @laurawarriorforlife4041 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idk make a friend 😂 legit

  • @emmegriffeth9945
    @emmegriffeth9945 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:36 foreshadowing of target husbands

  • @bawesome5039
    @bawesome5039 ปีที่แล้ว

    I forgot he was a man😂😂😂... He's getting good at this character 🤣

  • @andrearose7635
    @andrearose7635 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That totally used to be my mom 🤣