My wife every Mother's Day

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2024
  • My impersonation of my wife every Mother's Day. Don't mess with her corn chili salsa...
    Comment here: • Post
    Apologies for the comments being disabled. TH-cam has taken comments off of thousands of family channels to provide safety for minors. We are doing everything we can to get our comments back! Until then, please go to our Community Page to connect with us! Thank you for your patience.
    To learn more watch here: • ALL MY COMMENTS ARE DI...
    Merch here: www.dudedad.com
    Subscribe Here! bit.ly/DudeDadS...
    Check out my TopVideos! bit.ly/DudeDadT...
    Instagram - / dudedadvlog
    Facebook- / dudedadvlog
    TikTok - / dudedadvlog
    For Business Inquiries please contact info@dudedad.com
    #wifebelike #DudeDad
    About Dude Dad:
    Hi! I'm Taylor Calmus, a Colorado-based actor/comedian. I started Dude Dad© two weeks before my son Theo was born as a way to stay creative while learning to be a father. My wife Heidi and I now have 3 kids and over 300+ videos. My purpose for the channel is to entertain, enlighten and inspire.
    In addition to Dude Dad©, I have been in numerous TV shows, commercials, and have regular appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I will also be hosting my own TV show called "Super Dad" on the new Magnolia Network / Discovery+. Heidi and the kids will also be a part of the show. I am originally from the rural community of Howard, South Dakota.
    My wife every Mother's Day | Dude Dad
    • My wife every Mother's...
    Dude Dad
    / dudedad

ความคิดเห็น • 128

  • @sophiateague1739
    @sophiateague1739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    “I split my pelvis in half to bring life into this world, I’m not splitting up my chocolates too “🤣🤣🤣

    • @pharmtec24
      @pharmtec24 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I straight up will buy the party size pack of Oreos and tell my family they’re for my personal party of one.

    • @jessicaazzola6703
      @jessicaazzola6703 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @meejoohwang8494
    @meejoohwang8494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Hilarious 😆 I have never met a man on TH-cam who imitates his wife so well and a woman who imitates her husband so well. My hubs and I love your videos Taylor and Heidi!!

    • @necares
      @necares 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      definetly

  • @CryptoThoughtsToday
    @CryptoThoughtsToday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    As a husband I can confirm this is 100% accurate

    • @mayganphynix8267
      @mayganphynix8267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crazy how women are notorious for saying one thing, and how they feel deep down being another. "but you said you would be fine not doing anything today!" lol.

  • @mrsmaggiekoch
    @mrsmaggiekoch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Why are you possessed?!"

  • @LT-gh4dq
    @LT-gh4dq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Good job... I think you listened to your wife well...and imitated almost every mom on Mother's day.

  • @wrongisright
    @wrongisright 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "I married a very handsome man... Put on a belt, Taylor" lol

  • @lashedsuns4529
    @lashedsuns4529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I lost it at "Put on a belt, Taylor"

  • @kelp7428
    @kelp7428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Am I the only one who forgets that he's actually NOT a woman??? 😂😂😂

  • @Kate-bi9dh
    @Kate-bi9dh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Lol 😂
    tip: order breakfast to deliver, clean the house, leave her a spa day gift card, finally take the kids and get out of her hair

  • @your_lifeview
    @your_lifeview 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    2.53 😂😂😂
    Split pelvis to bring life into this world, no splitting of chocolates

  • @NativeWarrior88
    @NativeWarrior88 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I woke up on Mother's Day and my husband had cleaned the entire house, sent the kids to his sisters house, and cooked me an amazing meal! Then we went to the Botanical Garden, and then went home and he waited on me all day! He even ran me a bath and then gave me a massage! He's incredible! ❤😊

  • @HilaryCaird
    @HilaryCaird ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmaooo that microfiber cloth thing seemed like a genuine convo you two have had 😂😂😂😂

  • @spiritualempress6691
    @spiritualempress6691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    On mother’s day all want to do is LITERALLY nothing! Bring us snacks and drinks and all the naps. Leave us alone 😂

    • @gretchen8100
      @gretchen8100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And handle all the chores so we don't have to! 🤣

  • @epyscrivano3145
    @epyscrivano3145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    No wonder he can do so many renos. He always hits the nail right on the head!

  • @toricole7212
    @toricole7212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This year I’m making my favorite pancakes the night before. (My husband will be out of town) This way I’ll do the dishes the night before. Dinner will be take out. I also bought my own gifts, and told my husband to wrap them. I’m doing easy and what I want with realism behind it.

  • @TBIhope
    @TBIhope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Hahaha I held it together until the “I split my pelvis in half” line!

  • @rubylu2674
    @rubylu2674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:45 "WAIT a second... did you HACK these off the Larsons bush?!?!?!"

  • @SanamGoli
    @SanamGoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I just want to pee alone" man I wish I couldn't relate 😅

  • @avishagisrael6386
    @avishagisrael6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    There it is at 2:12 "I have a headache" 🤭

    • @rachreid8746
      @rachreid8746 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Why are your safety glasses in the bathroom” hahahah

  • @pbtignor
    @pbtignor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The octanuats blaring on the TV is too true. Creature report time is like a dog whistle to kids 😆 🤣 😂

  • @grammar4341
    @grammar4341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I used to tell my kids (now 40, 38 and 34) that all I wanted for Mother’s Day was a clean house and kids that didn’t fight. Yeah, I didn’t ever get that. 🤷‍♀️

    • @BladePressure
      @BladePressure 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, didn’t they move out at some point?

    • @grammar4341
      @grammar4341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BladePressure of course they did. And now I get that Mother’s Day wish every year. Now I would put up with a messy house and fighting kids just to be able to spend a Mother’s Day with them again.

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We had a small neighborhood, I can't even explain the power of choosing when the pool opened. 11:am. The house has to be clean before we go to the pool. Pure power

  • @saralynndunkerson2509
    @saralynndunkerson2509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “This picks up proteins, what have you picked up?”

  • @jenaminton7009
    @jenaminton7009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My Mom sent us an Amazon wish list of what she wanted for mother's day. Apparently, it was jewelry cleaner and solar lights for outside. Then we had to go out an admire them after they were installed.

  • @Kyle-xt8ip
    @Kyle-xt8ip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've been fussed at over the micro fiber towels so many times I've lost count. 🤣

  • @zorabw8948
    @zorabw8948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love these these imitations. And the huge Advil box - was that against headaches? LOL

    • @peaceglory5973
      @peaceglory5973 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was trying to see if they were Advil PM

  • @Vincenza8907
    @Vincenza8907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Your wife has a point. Shouldn’t daddy do the dishes and clean up after the kids on Mother’s Day? Lol

    • @coryhobbs5386
      @coryhobbs5386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is too busy making videos😂

    • @Vincenza8907
      @Vincenza8907 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coryhobbs5386 lmao if you’re still married by the time I reply, did your wife pack your bags?

  • @elizabethsmith6952
    @elizabethsmith6952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This never gets old

  • @Soy_Preinaugural
    @Soy_Preinaugural 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like there should be two parts to Mother’s Day, day 1 mom gets to disappear and do WHATEVER she wants with NOBODY around. Day #2 is the usual Mother’s Day stuff with kids, except mom doing dishes is not allowed.

  • @elijahpeters4705
    @elijahpeters4705 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeeaaa not really sure what I’m the world was going on here…. Sounds like every Mother’s Day I’ve been alive for. Nailed it Taylor!😂

  • @Mary_209
    @Mary_209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "why are aou possessed" got me rolling on the Floor. 😂😂😂

  • @christinaechristensen
    @christinaechristensen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok but like why is it so accurate??
    It’s like watching me……😬😅

  • @gracehoihchingofficial
    @gracehoihchingofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The mascara running tho 😭

  • @zed147
    @zed147 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Heidi must have a great sense of humour. LOL.

  • @KlayJones
    @KlayJones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Octonauts! Advil! Pick up protein! 😂😂😂

  • @stacybroussard3097
    @stacybroussard3097 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Taylor, you have such a BRILLIANT MIND, NO OFFENSE TO HEIDI!! I LOVE HER, BUT YOU ARE FRIGGIN HILARIOUS 😆

  • @loralu9420
    @loralu9420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel so validated after watching this 😅

  • @mrs.natashaellwood8634
    @mrs.natashaellwood8634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Anyone else have to force their husbands to watch these videos with them? 🤣

    • @bww6798
      @bww6798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like I feel they could understand us more if they do!

  • @kimberlywilliams7567
    @kimberlywilliams7567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The mom watching octonauts hit me right in the guts. Creature report!

  • @Joy21090
    @Joy21090 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time I hear Lauren D on the radio I hear you guys in my head announcing that she is the voice of our generation. That must mean we're the same generation even if my "baby" is 20 and in college. Lol!

  • @frankiebee2980
    @frankiebee2980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Shouldn’t be hard, she’s the voice of our generation 😑” dead lol

  • @andreac1445
    @andreac1445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the Octonauts in the background!

  • @queenie5891
    @queenie5891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You guys are amazing for my depression 🥰

  • @turtlecat7856
    @turtlecat7856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm so blessed by living with 2 cats and a turtle

  • @jenjosh
    @jenjosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The bath alone part😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DH-ed7qz
    @DH-ed7qz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    These are perfect and so true!!!!!

  • @betsy3473
    @betsy3473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Put on a belt Taylor 😂😂😂😂

  • @buffy30
    @buffy30 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fricken LOVE you guys!!! You make my day!

  • @kathleenwiens6763
    @kathleenwiens6763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's true. Creature Report is the soundtrack as the souls of parents slowly die.

  • @RunwithBrad
    @RunwithBrad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have a headache!!! 😆

  • @coryhobbs5386
    @coryhobbs5386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your guys should be required content for licensing marriage councilors 👩🏻‍🏫

  • @carliewatson1936
    @carliewatson1936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't wait for Heidi's reaction video

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "ALONE!"

  • @Wednesdaywoe1975
    @Wednesdaywoe1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Orange Juilius and a manipedi for the win!

  • @tinamench4255
    @tinamench4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol 😄 oooh my goodness to funny. I split my pelvis not splitting my chocolates 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dsdcain
    @Dsdcain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man! You have to know where a 24 hour diner is and wake her up at 3:30 in the morning to take her out to breakfast for goodness sake. Better than breakfast in be any time.
    Um, did I mention I suffer from chronic insomnia. On a serious note there was a place my wife and I used to go a lot that was 24 hours before the coof and all I had to do was lean over her while she was sleeping and say "French toast platter." and she got ready faster than anything else she'd get ready for. 🤣

  • @StephenieWith3Es
    @StephenieWith3Es 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My family would have tasted the chocolates to “make sure they’re not poisonous”! lol…this video is the best! Mom of 3, grandma of two💜

  • @annmoore321
    @annmoore321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Make my Mother’s Day gift a shopping spree at Barnes and Noble WITHOUT kids and a few hours of uninterrupted reading time, and I assure you my headache will go away.😉

  • @timisoutdoors
    @timisoutdoors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    On the beach...doing crossfit. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Magyarleanzo
    @Magyarleanzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I didn’t lift a finger for Mother’s Day and it was awesome 😃

  • @kathleenschipano730
    @kathleenschipano730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The coconut creme creamer makes me feel seen

  • @abigailsmith2908
    @abigailsmith2908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chaser123
    @Chaser123 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Put on a belt Taylor”😂😂

  • @juliannathomas7595
    @juliannathomas7595 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spot on

  • @Fremen1971
    @Fremen1971 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I lmao when I looked at the recommended videos on the side and one of the videos is how to get rid of all the clutter in your life.

  • @jayaom4946
    @jayaom4946 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, Mother's day is rough, I always feel more angry about doing my normal chores. I thought, you know, after making me breakfast, they might do more. It's more like Mother's morning.

  • @Jherick5954
    @Jherick5954 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:30 I've never shopped at a Trader Joe's, but there is one right next to a movie theater i like to go to. It's amazing how many people love that store 😆😆 when COVID was still a new thing, my mom and I were going to walk in one time to kill time, but there was a line so long we quickly decided to forget it 😆 it must be some super delicious food

    • @peaceglory5973
      @peaceglory5973 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should definitely experience it. It's an experience. Can't describe it any other way without ruining the experience for you. (I like the store.)

  • @VampireSexGoddess
    @VampireSexGoddess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now that I understand Norwex and doTERRA....

  • @cintyaenciso5805
    @cintyaenciso5805 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No intentions, lol

  • @bellah8393
    @bellah8393 ปีที่แล้ว

    When did you sneak into my house and observe our family? Lol Very funny video.

  • @patwaltersweart4260
    @patwaltersweart4260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes pick up anything!

  • @Anna-yr6us
    @Anna-yr6us 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the most accurate mom joke video I have ever seen.

  • @techdad6135
    @techdad6135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Octonauts! Whhhyyyyy! 🤪

  • @charliealther2178
    @charliealther2178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got that my wife the same box of Advil for a her birthday

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your videos!!

  • @brittrichards5337
    @brittrichards5337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope there will be a Heidi reacts video! 🤣

  • @jo-annastephenson5023
    @jo-annastephenson5023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I. Am. DYING.

  • @Young_Techiez
    @Young_Techiez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣I have a headache

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I worked at the in-house café at a certain bookstore, right around 6pm on Mother's Day we'd get these families coming in cuz mom & dad needed caffeine, and their kids would be having nuclear meltdowns because you just knew those poor things were in those fancy, uncomfortable clothes ALL DAY.
    Starting at 10am at church, then visiting grandma, then lunch, taking mom shopping (our store was mall-adjacent) which may also include portrait photos... By the time they made it to us those little kids were DONE.

  • @Shuinon
    @Shuinon ปีที่แล้ว

    When you have children you abandon the words "peace and quiet"

  • @MirthMama
    @MirthMama ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly as much as the cry to smile ratio is with my kid I want to scream every day now 🥲

  • @christaverduren690
    @christaverduren690 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clean the entire house SPOTLESS........ That's all I want.

  • @brentorkylaclark8487
    @brentorkylaclark8487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are the best TH-cam er

  • @queenbee3647
    @queenbee3647 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    P and Q. I hear you Heidi. °5 girl. 😁👍

  • @badmoonrising29120
    @badmoonrising29120 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're both so funny 😁 😂

  • @lindsieambrose1395
    @lindsieambrose1395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    JESUS LOVES YALL 💘💖❤💕💗💓💘💖❤💕💗💓💘💖❤💕💗💓

  • @urdigitaldetox0218
    @urdigitaldetox0218 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is me I did so much more cleaning and cooking than usual on mother's day all I wanted was quiet and house to myself

  • @adventurousones2260
    @adventurousones2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, cringe as a mum, that is so me 😁

  • @MM91834
    @MM91834 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lauren Daigle 😂💯

  • @mickey2201
    @mickey2201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He plays a woman so well!...Better than Bugs Bunny

  • @wifeymaterial1104
    @wifeymaterial1104 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did the kids actually make the fruit loop pictures or u for vid 🤔?

  • @thomasdoyle9748
    @thomasdoyle9748 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One thing I didn't like about Mother's Day was getting my kids to dress up for mass or lunch. Kids hate that. The wife

  • @scottwall8419
    @scottwall8419 ปีที่แล้ว

    What happened after lunch?

  • @Superstar6249
    @Superstar6249 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whats that Skeleton hanging at 0:56?

  • @mushroomtree.clothing
    @mushroomtree.clothing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    cmon taylor, put on a belt

  • @LoralyynB
    @LoralyynB ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never thought of this before but I really hope the kids aren’t around when he’s filming these. They don’t need to be traumatized by seeing their dad act like that 😂

    • @StandAloneSoul
      @StandAloneSoul ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You seem to be in dire need of reassessing the definition of trauma.

  • @Taracinablue
    @Taracinablue 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, cute

  • @BladePressure
    @BladePressure 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did anyone else catch the sexual /goggle joke

    • @peaceglory5973
      @peaceglory5973 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not until you mentioned it.

    • @Joy21090
      @Joy21090 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not only did I not catch it, but I don't understand now that you mention it. Please explain (and keep it rated G.) Thanks! 1:59

    • @BladePressure
      @BladePressure ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Joy21090 they are for oral sex.

  • @Deffnot_klii
    @Deffnot_klii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂

  • @clintandbecky7198
    @clintandbecky7198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @veronicafadel8693
    @veronicafadel8693 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂