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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: AMERICA 3000
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 มี.ค. 2015
- It's post-apocalypse time with "America 3000" (1986), where we learn that in the future, men and women just don't get along! Special guest appearance by Linkara!
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8:18 Weird detail here. The horse our main dude is leading is dragging a tree-branch, which is an old trick for obscuring tracks. But he wants the women to pursue him, and the other guys don't appear to be utilizing the same technique, so what the hell? They think the women are going to follow the obscured tracks over the blatant ones?
A professor I'm taken this term in college wrote/directed this movie.
He's a super nice guy, pretty sharp, great teacher, and according to him there was a lot of studio interference with this, but despite that he still has a poster of this hanging next to his desk.
Well, that pretty much demonstrates what happens to your brain on college.
@Kaycee Jarrard Did he ever mention why they did the goofy future speak? It never works and they over did it in this film. I’m wondering if that was a director thing or studio thing.
"A professor I`M TAKEN this term", because grammar..
Wow, that's coo!
This dork took this shit way too seriously to begin with.
So, in the eighties they could make batteries that still had power after 900 years, and I need to charge my phone every night. What happened?
Well with no reference words for the images or understanding of letters and just having an ABC book it's pretty impressive he learned to read ever...
Watching in the year 3000. This was eerily prophetic.
@The raging Infernos no shit dumb ass
Lol
No it wasn't, they should've been fighting over toilet paper 😉
How's argh the awful
Man, that "Nuclear Morning" song is surprisingly fun and catchy for coming out of a movie like this. Does anyone know if it's possible to find it anywhere by itself, removed from the film?
I'm honestly surprised his hat was called a hat.. and not something weird. Also, best line in the whole movie.
"they have lots of makeup, but no mirrors to help em put it on!" 🤣🤣🤣
13:38 If Wayne's World 2 is correct, then at Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
I kind of like what they were trying to do with the language thing, but I think it could've been executed better...maybe. I'm reminded of something I tried to write when I was a teenager after watching "A Clockwork Orange." I quickly realized it wasn't working out as intended and I quit while I was ahead, lol. Perhaps the folks who wrote this never came to such a realization?
17:30 hey, there's a reason they say "make love, not war".
I am so glad that I've found your channel! I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Thank you!
HOLY SHIT THAT LINKARA
I figured out that neggi means no or negative.
This bomb had Karen Sheppard as one of the lead Amazon warriors, who in reality has the martial arts skills beyond scary
Love the "I'M A MAN!" line!😂😂😂
When the guy said 'i'm a man' I immediately thought of Linkara and lo and behold there he is.
@@craigh5236 I immediately thought of Steve Winwood and Spencer Davis Group.
Not seen anyone else mention it so...
AUTOMAN !...
He DID act in something else.
i was beginning to think he'd only had one glorious moment in a very short career.
Thomas Carnacki He was a big star in musical theater. He has been on Broadway starring in a bunch of shows.
Thanks J, that's good to know.
Wait, Cannon did Superman IV? You learn something everyday.
That explains a lot.
With recycled special effects
Funny how the narrator just knows what words we, the listeners, would have trouble understanding.
Mind if I make a request for the 1981 "Caveman"? It has Ringo Starr (yes, Ringo from the Beatles), and Dennis Quaid in it!
And they do a better job of explaining their caveman language -- not only by using it in the dialog, but having the one guy translate it into English for us in the movie. LOL
@@MasterJediDude except they never explain what zug zug is.
@@michaelkrull3331 some things need no explanation. Heh heh.
I so love your reviews!!!!!!!!!! they make laugh so much and brighten my day up!
Awesome Review!!!!!
Nice Linkara Cameo!
Fat grandma would have been better...although, the " i am a mayun!" bit slays.
The Nell-comment cracked me up. Good for you, sir!
Come on, Brandon.
Can't you get BEYOND Thunderdome?!
They also made runaway train that is very good.
What's absolutely terrifying is just how likely this is our future
Lol
You don't know what terrifying is. Just imagine Donald Trump in a fur loincloth.
I always catch the end of this movie on Comet TV, and now I'm kind of glad that's all I end up catching!
The funky dialog is likely them trying to ape the feral kid tribe from thunderdome, which came out the year before
Even after a nuclear war the hair salons are still functioning. 🤣
Chuck Wagner who played the main character was Automan in the short lived series.
Korvis was the title character in an awesomely bad TV show called Automan. He played a glowing blue holographic man with a glowing blue holographic car who fought crime, because 80's.
So this is where Kevin Costner got some of his Postman script from.
First The Cinema Snob, now Linkara, wow, you're getting recognized by big Channel Awesome guys pretty quickly, cool.
loved the review, btw. :)
He's technically a part of Channel Awesome, actually.
Being that I just stumbled onto Brandon (good job laying on the ground, Brandon!), do you know which ep has the Snob in it?
The Snob episode is Alienator
This dude's a dork.
I liked they had the slang and got into it, since it made the period piece kind of nice.
I am very happy to see a Linkara cameo.
Hey, it's Chuck Wagner (a.k.a. Automan). I haven't seen him since the early 80's. According to the Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus website, he has served as their Ringmaster since 2005. ;)
10:40 this is the BTTF scene where Vader goes to Vulcan and meets Spock to get the Van Halen tape to melt his dad's brains!!
12:35 - Excuse me, I'm making the Snarky jokes around here!! ;P
Thank you so much. I have been trying to find the name of this movie since I watched it late night on the space channel in the late '90s.
Absolutely hilarious review
I actually recently watched lifeforce and its sooooooo fun, really fresh
Hey it's Linkara! Another of my favorite Critics. Good work Brandon, very funny review.
The Lightbringer!
Funnily enough, I enjoyed this movie as a kid
In the immortal words of King Julian - "Make peace by breeding with your enemy!" :P
So it took humans until the year 2890 to figure out what bonobos knew all along? ;)
I'm from the future the year 2020. I'm also cooking some fish in the oven right now.
Watching this in 2022 and it's weird how none of the top comments mention that "Frau" is just German for "woman".
Lifeforce will be better than America 3000! The horror. The horror. The horror! No way!
I love the part where Prince Charming(into the woods) finds the Turbo-Man suit!
Ah, now here is some cult classic Cannon!
This video also includes some cult class Linkara as well.
4:24 NOW YOU'RE A MAN!
A MAN MAN MAN!
I can't stop watching this review; Frown over dog-logs? I love it, man! I love it all!
Cave Wumun USA.
Jesus H. Christ; the way that wumun was blown up! 😂
Really cool of Linkara to do that for ya. I hope you do a collab with someone soon, I think it will help branch you out
Frickin HILARIOUS, just caught this flick a short while back on the comet channel... 😂😂☺
I just found your channel. Thanks for the laughs.
The dialogue in Hammer's Cave Girl series was easier to understand than the dialogue in this movie.
This was also effing entertaining. You deserve much more audience. Love you! and Happy New Year!!! :)
8:51 Seriously, the guy who made that yelling is now MY FUCKING HEROE.
Oh my god that’s the dude from the short lived Automan series!
This version of Battlefield Earth is weird. But really, have you done that train wreck? It came out in 2000.
Cannon produced THE APPLE? CANNON produced The Apple? CANNON?? THE APPLE??? *head explodes*
Classick Tenold review. (Not said ironically. I really think so. Laughed out loud on this one. Love your channel)
Hey Brandon, you're references are on point.
This was one of my favorite movies to rent when I was a kid.
We'll do a preview on Electric Boogaloo and also the first breaking okay I know it's not no action but it's a really good good movies okay
Lmfao! "LISA KUDROW...BEYOND THUNDERDOME"!
(She DOES look like Lisa Kudrow!)
Dead on balls accurate review, Brandon!
looks like that presidential room still looks good after 900 years they must be using that new 2016 machine that keeps rooms new forever
didn't Gene Roddenberry make a couple made for TV movies about a post
nuke society ruled by women? he used the name Dylan Hunt for the lead
in both even though they were different films. (before Kevin Sorbo became
the 3rd Dylan Hunt. )
Funny thing is that if someone made this movie today it would be viewed as a parody of present day feminists vs MRAs. Back in 1985 it was viewed as a joke well still is.
Try reading A clockwork Orange. The movie is easy compared to reading the book. I had to read to twice to get it. The craziest thing? Alex in the book is 15. Let that sink in
Serious hair-spray budget in this movie
That blond guy that taught himself how to read was the lead in the tv show AUTOMAN. I knew he looked familiar.
What? No, "Automan" references? Look it up, it would've been really funny.
I was waiting for one to.
Me three. Automan is one of the greatest television series of all time. Well, then again, so is Manimal. And Misfits of Science. And Shadow Chasers. And ... well, just kill me.
holy crap! the line about babble fish & google triggered the siri function on my phone!
And where was the Roger rabbit soundbite!?? A,.... MAN! 😂😂😂
OMG. I just realised that the male lead is freaking Automan!
Automan ...? Anyone?
Man, this makes Cannon Films' MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE look like a full-fledged DeMille epic by comparison! Thank god Cannon also had LIFEFORCE and TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2!
4:15 should be "I'm Auto Man"
I am a fan of a quick down and dirty language note, like "over the years the syntax become simplified and dominated by contextual cues" Then everyone just do the normal speech thing.
You should do the movie the forest from 1982! Totally hilarious!
Is it just me, or is this like a futuristic version of Wild Women of Wongo or whatever that's called?
In the Future...BEATNIKS!!!
Now I know where the inspiration for the dialect in Firefly came from.
No in firefly the only two supper power are the us and China so ever one can speck Chinese
Lost Girls reference for the win :-D
So, funny story about that Spider-Man toy Limkara pulled out of..........Offscreenland......I found it like ten years ago at my local comic shop and promptly realized it was a cool-looking but not-actually-cool toy.
Radiation really seem to help with the hairdos.
The talk in this movie will drive a linguistics expert crazy.
This is the best thing I ever saw.
OH!! LINKARA CAMEO!! LINKARA CAMEO!! I love you guys
That’s Automan!
So it's a brutal post-apocolyptic wasteland but herbal essence conditioner is still a thing? Got it.
Menaham golan and yoram globus. Bloody hell Avi make us an offer hahaaaa
It's like this was dubbed by Bad Lip Reading and the original was lost
The young Corbiss/(Corviss?) Kinda looks like a young John Stamos.
Bonobo Principal - Argument? Bone.
Cannon are also famous for not making Spider-man.
If they'd not made more films, they'd probably still be in business!
This is on tv right now, not even a single joke in this movie. The trailer narrator pretty much takes creative license.
I love your videos, by the way, if you ever want to do another review of another godzilla movie, I highly recommend godzilla vs Hedorah. And Also a movie called Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, yeah....... you read that right and also one called kong island, I mean... if you want to do another king kong rip off XD. I hope these help you byeee.
+Gogoji222
I'd love to see him review Godzilla vs. Megalon, but considering he's in the process of reviewing early Gamera films, I'm guessing he can only take so many Kennies.
The old man in 10:24 kinda looks like a Vulcan from star trek.
Fun Fact: "Frau" is just German for "woman". The correct plural is "Frauen" though, not "Fraus".