I got to say Arin and Dan must have extremely strong friendship if they can endure this many games of monopoly and not have either broken up or killed each other or both. That or the monies they receive from ad revenue and patron is so extreme that they can endure monopoly and in real life the hate each other and use separate helicopters to fly to work. I assume its the former.
Arin's current obsession with city planning makes me really want to see a chill Cities: Skylines series where Arin passionately talks about infrastructure.
@@GoldenCoastGTA *Slaps roof of US* You could have fit so much efficient public transport in this baby. Why do that when we could just add another lane though? 🤔
Funny how everyone thinks they're a better engineer. I don't want to hear any opinions about city planning or infrastructure from anyone who lives in LA
I love how Arin, the railroad boy, is so open to everyone having their own railroad. Wow. That game of Monopoly with Matt Mercer really must have given him quite the change of heart.
A walkable city is actually a very accessible city for disabled people. It usually means there are nice side walks and crosswalks with ramps. It's good for a range a disabilities from blindness, to people with mobility issues who use mobility aids to get around, to people I'm sure I'm not even thinking of right now. Walkable neighborhoods are fucking amazing.
@@Arewmon its almost like there are objectively good design philosophies when trying to balance human health and happiness and productivity and efficiency. and almost like most cities I've lived in were designed specifically AGAINST that. god im glad city planning folks chill here too
100% the same, every single time I want Danny to belt it out. In a semi recent episode of something on the Switch I recall a Cruisin' game installing so it seems we might get a sequel at some point and it will certainly be filled with Danny's dulcet tones
I mean, he's got a tour happening, and arin runs a touring company aimed at youtubers--oh, they mentioned it, a minute and thirty five seconds or so in. so yeah, very...very business connections.
THIS MAN CREATED THE CLASSIC HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR. A true treasure to this nation. Cannot tell you how often a few of us at my job have played that song over and over.
Arin: "perogi are a pasta" NOOOO! perogies are not noodles, there's no pasta involved. It's dough filled with mashed potato, and usually some other flavor like cheese or bacon or spinach added. They are usually baked or deep fried. Though they can be boiled, that's kinda the worst way to make them.
Yes, Arin, people still use thimbles. For instance, I couldn't modify my knee-high boots with my sewing machine, so I had to hand-sew them. Pleather is hard to pierce, so thimble.
I died a little inside when Arin put the AI on hard, not learning his lesson from the last time he did that and apparently still not learning that the difficulty ONLY changes how good their rolls are.
Our boy, Mister Value himself, has officially made it. So happy to see the genius behind Hey King, Fish Hunt, and Yule Tide Knife Fight ascend even further!
16:25 For what feels like the first time ever, I am genuinely frustrated at a video game that I'm not playing. What a dogshit offer from Marie. I'm insulted on behalf of our king, Max ValueSelect.
1. The phrase “Don’t be evil” was previously in the *preface* of Google’s code of conduct. It is now in the last sentence: “And remember… don’t be evil, and if you see something that you think isn’t right - speak up!” 2. The code of conduct for Alphabet, Google’s parent company, says “Do the right thing” which in my opinion is better than simply not being evil.
I like how they were talking about the concept of doing a talent show in prison where the winner earns their freedom and how funny it was, because there was an actual legit children's show with that exact plot that first aired back in 2006 on BBC and CBBC; it was called the slammer. and I loved watching that when I was a kid.
6:00 I just love this detail of the prison tip just as Arin's turn is going on and they're joking about him punching someone to death. Arin's Panda runnin' and clappin': Imma fkn kill Harley (I'm joking!) Game: IF YOU GO TO PRISON
This is the most dad episode ever full of dad references, dad laughter, and dad vibes like yall are at Thanksgiving party and playing monopoly pre-dinner
Value Select does comedy music I do comedy music. Value Select is on tour, sponsored by Real Good Touring and on an episode of Guest Grumps. I now have new goals.
I haven’t watched grumps in years but I’m so excited they featured value select! I’ll never understand how his channel is still so small considering the quality and consistency of his uploads
Man, Arin must love Junji Ito's Red Turtleneck so much he has mentioned it at least twice in the channel. Can't blame him, Red Turtleneck is just soo good and memorable it's one of my favorite Junji Ito's manga.
Hanson: ... Cut her off at the head, right? Also Hanson: You don't know that it would lead to murder... Me: Dude, unless you're imagining Marie as a literal Chook... then I'm pretty confident that'll lead to murder.
I've never heard of this guy and my entire body is responding by wanting to beat the fuck out of him. Nothing pisses me off more than people trying to sell me shit I have no interest in.
At the very beginning, Dan commented about not being sure what a thimble was even used for and I am so happy I'm not the only person who has wondered that same question for what is probably my entire life at this point.
This sent me down a rabbit hole of what pierogi actually is and then if dumplings are considered pasta. Now I want pierogi, this mortal coil tests me yet again.
Relating to Arin's 'PostMates driver left with his food,' I've had that happen to me twice with DoorDash. One guy got to the entrance of my neighborhood, completed the order and never showed up. The second person was delivering to my work, did the exact same thing.
Man, I love Value Select, and I thank him for introducing me to Jazz Emu. Jazz Emu is honestly one of my favourite artists of all time - CRIMINALLY underrated!
I like that the grumps have figured out that it doesn’t matter how many times we’ve watched them play monopoly. We will ALWAYS tune in to a monopoly episode 😂
After thrice threatening to commit murder, Arin ultimately vindicated himself by clearing Dan's esophagus (and his misunderstanding of) the bars being pulled apart as detailed by the "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
24:30 Wide roads are fine when they are, in fact, ROADS. If they're meant for high speed with few entrance points, it's fine. I think what Arin is objecting to are STROADS. Learn your city planning scripture, brother Hanson. I won't report this offense to the church elders, but I expect you to know better next time. We only push you because we love you and know you can rise to it!
A pierogi is actually a European dumpling! Its either sweet or savory (usually savory), but its a dough filled and folded like a tiny calzone, boiled in water, then pan fried. Arin was half right, its like a ravioli, except ravioli doesn't get fried. It's really good!
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this is a collab that I would have never expected in 1 million years, but I am now insanely excited for this video!!!
1000% agree
Freaking yaaaasssss. Max, Dan and Arin🥳🥳🥳
How was it?
I got to say Arin and Dan must have extremely strong friendship if they can endure this many games of monopoly and not have either broken up or killed each other or both. That or the monies they receive from ad revenue and patron is so extreme that they can endure monopoly and in real life the hate each other and use separate helicopters to fly to work. I assume its the former.
I dunno, I love playing Monopoly with my friends. At no point did I ever find us at the brink of our friendships lmao
Yeah, anyone who has their friendship ruined from a boardgame are actually the dumbest.
thanks?
@@janrupertalfeche8959 me too. Never knew so many people get so upset over this game.
@@Quantum_Magnus People generally don't, it's just fun to exaggerate how annoying certain games can be.
Arin's current obsession with city planning makes me really want to see a chill Cities: Skylines series where Arin passionately talks about infrastructure.
Let's be honest, there would be only roads before he realizes and rages that he ran out of money for water and power
and I'm here for it lol
Yes.
I cannot get enough of americans wishing for more public transportation and pedestrian friendly infrastructure.
@@GoldenCoastGTA
*Slaps roof of US*
You could have fit so much efficient public transport in this baby.
Why do that when we could just add another lane though? 🤔
Funny how everyone thinks they're a better engineer.
I don't want to hear any opinions about city planning or infrastructure from anyone who lives in LA
I'm gonna need Value Select to give us a single "how's it goin dood", with an optional "stayin away from the alcohol?"
I THOUGHT he sounded like frank oh my god
@@autumnsprite i didn't know, so i googled it, and it's not actually Value Select ): Bentley Michaels voices Frank
….any reason why? He doesn’t voice the character so lol
@@spyderrrrrrr I think it's because he's got the same accent
@@noahleon6549 It would be amazing though if they could get Bentley on for an episode!
I love how Arin, the railroad boy, is so open to everyone having their own railroad. Wow. That game of Monopoly with Matt Mercer really must have given him quite the change of heart.
(im going to be honest i think it GENUINLEY DID change how he plays monopoly slightly LOLOL)
A different kind of Matt Mercer effect, perhaps?
New version of the “Mercer Effect”?
Further proving Arin is a communist
A walkable city is actually a very accessible city for disabled people. It usually means there are nice side walks and crosswalks with ramps. It's good for a range a disabilities from blindness, to people with mobility issues who use mobility aids to get around, to people I'm sure I'm not even thinking of right now.
Walkable neighborhoods are fucking amazing.
The less car-dependent cities, the better~
9:24 “That’s your third murder attempt”
That sounds about average for a game of Monopoly
thats low balling it
@@edarddragon You’re right, should of clarified: Three attempts per person is about average
@@edarddragon Yeah, I was about to say... "Three? That's kinda low for this point in the game."
murder threat
This is a great day for the brotherhood. Almost as good as receiving the hero's death of being sent into space with a big balloon
You'd think with all the time and effort they put into the show Arin would at least allow Dan to create a user profile on his sticky switch.
You guys are about to blow up because of this, I GUARANTEE IT
BROTHERHOOD OF SELECT, UNITE!
we should thank mithras, the one true god
@@penguinmonk7661 who? The grumps? Sitting at 2.5 and Select under 300k. I think maybe Select will see a bump in views, but no one is "blowing up"
I thought value select was a monopoly mode where you get to choose how much each property is when you start the game
I thought Value Select was going to be an NPC name, along the same lines as Risky Biznu
"a walkable city is also a wheelable city" is one of the best inclusive arguments for a walkable city that ive heard
Not to mention the fact that un-walkable cities are usually complete nightmares to drive in. Walkable cities are usually better for drivers too.
@@Arewmon its almost like there are objectively good design philosophies when trying to balance human health and happiness and productivity and efficiency.
and almost like most cities I've lived in were designed specifically AGAINST that.
god im glad city planning folks chill here too
cars have wheels dumby
Everytime they say "cruise" or "cruising" all I can hear is _CRRUUUUUIIIISAAAAAN, CRRUUUUIIISSSAAAAAN, C'MON WE'RE CRUISIN'_
100% the same, every single time I want Danny to belt it out. In a semi recent episode of something on the Switch I recall a Cruisin' game installing so it seems we might get a sequel at some point and it will certainly be filled with Danny's dulcet tones
@@TheGameBroswithSirhcandAr0n My dyslexic/exhausted brain read that as “Ducklett tones.”
I need sleep.
Same tho
Congratulations value select!
Didn't expect to see you here 👀
Yes! Congratulations on making it on game grumps.
FOR THE FIREBALL
And now we wait for the Offbeat Outlaw x Game Grumps collab...
Holy fuck I never ever thought you guys would have Value Select on. He’s a such a legend but I didn’t think you’d know he existed.
Same here! I’m so glad he’s on!
I for one, also agree
I mean, he's got a tour happening, and arin runs a touring company aimed at youtubers--oh, they mentioned it, a minute and thirty five seconds or so in. so yeah, very...very business connections.
@@ValueSelectTV based and select-pilled
@@musicbyxj Valued and Select-pilled
Arin: "you don't want one railroad company to rule the rail"
feels like there's a word for that
THIS MAN CREATED THE CLASSIC HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR. A true treasure to this nation. Cannot tell you how often a few of us at my job have played that song over and over.
That one and Awkard Memories are my absolute favorite!
I didn't know Value Select before today. He's got a great vibe with the Grumps. Good luck to him on his tour.
I highly recommend you listen to their musoc and watch their skits. My main favourites are Awkward Memories and Hit me with Your Car.
Highly recommend Gun Violence is Never the Answer as well
"I'm right! Perogie IS a pasta!"
I am going insane
I can’t believe all of them had a different idea of what it was and _all_ of them managed to be wrong. 🤣
*internal screaming in polish*
I was looking for this comment
T H A N K Y O U
i mean? in a certain. convoluted way you could say that?? it contains pasta? its a container made of pasta???
So glad Value Select is getting the recognition he deserves, much love to the king.
Arin: I'm gonna punch him to death
Arin: Don't. I'll murder you
Arin: Time to cut off Marie at the head
I think *someone* needs a grump nap.😘
"Peroge is a type of sandwich."
I think you're thinking of hoagies, Dan.
nah he's thinking of pierogis
@@elletanner3146 it's a filling inside of a wheat-paste, it's... technically a pocket pie. a pocket pasta pie. so that's LIKE a sandwich.
@@KairuHakubi in so far as a sandwich is a combination of carbs and various types of filling.
This bit physically hurt me
@@elletanner3146 yes yes it is a dumple. but dumples cover a broad range! some are pasta, some are clearly not..
There is something about the Grumps play through of Monopoly, The Game of Life, and Mario Party that will never get old
you forgot Wheel of Fortune
and jeopardy
Their suffering. Their suffering is the something.
I was Just watching the Monopoly Wii game and it was so much fun with Risky Biznu im excited for more Nopoly
Facts.
I saw Value Select in the title and at first I thought I was getting sent to space in a big balloon, but I’m so glad it’s real. Rejoice!
Someone finally broke the silence and acknowledged that the bars on the get out jail free card look like anatomy. That’s all I ever see
Same! Thought I was the only one until Dan said it! 🤣
Arin: "perogi are a pasta"
NOOOO! perogies are not noodles, there's no pasta involved. It's dough filled with mashed potato, and usually some other flavor like cheese or bacon or spinach added. They are usually baked or deep fried. Though they can be boiled, that's kinda the worst way to make them.
Woah boiled is the worst way to make them? Shots fired.
Yeah, I've never thought of them as a pasta, that's super weird.
perogi is a spaghetti
That sounds delicious 😋
@@KanadianKozak Boiled dough is way worse than baked or pan fried. You gotta get that golden brown color.
Can we just get Arin to play some Cities: Skylines, already?
Yes, Arin, people still use thimbles. For instance, I couldn't modify my knee-high boots with my sewing machine, so I had to hand-sew them. Pleather is hard to pierce, so thimble.
washboards are played with thimbles!
"These fish have legs and these fish can run. 7ft tall and proficient at fencin and wreslin. Let's get to the nest and eject them"
I love Dan casually being knowledgeable of Arins short bursts of obsession of different things AND what exactly that thing is right now 😁😁😁
I always forget Arin has a touring company.
Is that why all his guests are on some kind of tour?!
I died a little inside when Arin put the AI on hard, not learning his lesson from the last time he did that and apparently still not learning that the difficulty ONLY changes how good their rolls are.
Danny asking “isn’t it a sandwich?” About a Pierogi warms my Pittsburgh, PA yinzer heart
I love value select so much. I'm so glad they're a guest!!!
So glad HE Is a guest you mean
@@brianumphreyville2204 shut up
@@brianumphreyville2204 "they" can be used for anyone if you don't know their gender
@@brianumphreyville2204 good job telling everyone you failed english class (:
@@Ylurple but the OC implies they’ve known him before. So why pointlessly use a gender neutral pronoun, he’s a dood, dood.
I don't know your guest but they have an amazing voice.
please go watch value select
If you like funny great music check out their channel his stuff is great. Jazz emu is also amazing.
Wait till ya hear him sing
Amazing doesn’t cover the half of it. I’m half convinced the man stole the vocal chords of an angel
Dan: that was the most professional read of an ad I've ever heard.
Arin: DID YA KNOW!?
Our boy, Mister Value himself, has officially made it. So happy to see the genius behind Hey King, Fish Hunt, and Yule Tide Knife Fight ascend even further!
16:25 For what feels like the first time ever, I am genuinely frustrated at a video game that I'm not playing. What a dogshit offer from Marie. I'm insulted on behalf of our king, Max ValueSelect.
1. The phrase “Don’t be evil” was previously in the *preface* of Google’s code of conduct. It is now in the last sentence: “And remember… don’t be evil, and if you see something that you think isn’t right - speak up!”
2. The code of conduct for Alphabet, Google’s parent company, says “Do the right thing” which in my opinion is better than simply not being evil.
As someone who lives just down the road from the home of Pierogi Fest, hearing Arin proudly declare "See, it's a pasta!" makes me very unhappy.
i love the timing of arin talking about committing murder as the hint comes up that says "if you go to prison, pay to get out" at 6:10
being a member of the brotherhood fills me with incredible joy in this moment
Can I mention that it is amazingly awesome that Arin has a touring company that helps artists and TH-camrs like himself set up tours?
I like how they were talking about the concept of doing a talent show in prison where the winner earns their freedom and how funny it was, because there was an actual legit children's show with that exact plot that first aired back in 2006 on BBC and CBBC; it was called the slammer. and I loved watching that when I was a kid.
Some black mirror shit.
6:00 I just love this detail of the prison tip just as Arin's turn is going on and they're joking about him punching someone to death.
Arin's Panda runnin' and clappin': Imma fkn kill Harley (I'm joking!)
Game: IF YOU GO TO PRISON
WTF I wasn't expecting this crossover AT ALL
i had to triple check that i hadn’t dreamed this up. i’m so proud of mr. select i could shed a little tear
This is the most dad episode ever full of dad references, dad laughter, and dad vibes like yall are at Thanksgiving party and playing monopoly pre-dinner
Value Select does comedy music
I do comedy music.
Value Select is on tour, sponsored by Real Good Touring and on an episode of Guest Grumps.
I now have new goals.
@9:55: Shout-out to my beautiful and resourceful Dullahan, Kyouko Machi, who uses a head-sling when she takes a bath!
Yet again Game Grumps has introduced me to another cool entertainer
Pretty sure I almost died laughing at the nonchalant "Borat swimsuit holding on your severed head" image.
Our Boy ValueSelect has Made the Big Time! I'm so proud!
God, I love value select and have never needed a collaboration more. Thank you game grumps
I haven’t watched grumps in years but I’m so excited they featured value select! I’ll never understand how his channel is still so small considering the quality and consistency of his uploads
1:29 "Can I say 'Real Good Touring'?" I'm pretty sure your tour is the reason you're on Guest Grumps, so that's a 'yes'
Man, Arin must love Junji Ito's Red Turtleneck so much he has mentioned it at least twice in the channel. Can't blame him, Red Turtleneck is just soo good and memorable it's one of my favorite Junji Ito's manga.
Hanson: ... Cut her off at the head, right?
Also Hanson: You don't know that it would lead to murder...
Me: Dude, unless you're imagining Marie as a literal Chook... then I'm pretty confident that'll lead to murder.
I've literally never heard of this dude before, but my genitals respond well to his voice and I love Monopoly. 10/10.
i hate this comment 100% support tho
I've never heard of this guy and my entire body is responding by wanting to beat the fuck out of him.
Nothing pisses me off more than people trying to sell me shit I have no interest in.
Game Grumps: "This joke was brought to you by Arin Hanson."
oh man!! jazzemu? i gotta check out the tour even more now, i love that guy
The fact that the tip above arins first roll is also about prison as they are talking about potential crimes is just perfect timing
At the very beginning, Dan commented about not being sure what a thimble was even used for and I am so happy I'm not the only person who has wondered that same question for what is probably my entire life at this point.
"I used to be an edgelord! Now I'm a landlord!"
Oh such is life
This sent me down a rabbit hole of what pierogi actually is and then if dumplings are considered pasta. Now I want pierogi, this mortal coil tests me yet again.
Relating to Arin's 'PostMates driver left with his food,' I've had that happen to me twice with DoorDash. One guy got to the entrance of my neighborhood, completed the order and never showed up. The second person was delivering to my work, did the exact same thing.
'this joke was brought to you by Arin Hanson' really fucking got me and I don't know why
How is it possible that they searched "pierogi" and still thought it was a type of pasta lmfao
Man, I love Value Select, and I thank him for introducing me to Jazz Emu. Jazz Emu is honestly one of my favourite artists of all time - CRIMINALLY underrated!
MY BOY THE BEST COMBINATION THAT I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN THIS IS THE BEST TIMELELINE
Dan: I was at an Ozzy Osbourne concert in 98…”
Me: Oh fuck… are we that old… where’s my glasses !!!
it astonishes me that they didnt know what a pierogi was
I like that the grumps have figured out that it doesn’t matter how many times we’ve watched them play monopoly. We will ALWAYS tune in to a monopoly episode 😂
Value Select, Monopoly, and city planning? This episode is beyond perfection.
Wow! I can't believe they got the richest man in the world on the show! And to play monopoly of all games!
maaaan i love this guy! i always listen to his stepdad ASMR to help me sleep
has Arin played City Skylines on his free time? I think he'd just cream his jeans
Loved the “talent show for jail” bit. Never heard Value Select before, but i now think he’s great
Value Select's idea of a jail where the prisoners have to do an impressive trick to get out was The Slammer on CBBC if any UK person remembers that.
I preferred CITV
They said cruising so much I was just waiting for Dan to let out a "CRUUUUUUISEEEEEN!"
Wait does this mean there might be a nsp/starbomb and value select song in the future??
Pls yessshh!!!
The amount of Monopoly episodes combined is probably higher than my age
To answer Dan's question (3:20), a thimble is used to protect the back finger from damage when pushing a needle through cloth.
As someone who sews: people still use thimbles! It’s the best way to not obliterate your fingers while working on a small project :)
A really fun collab! Awesome! This episode hardly felt like it was 30 minutes
12:09 CBBC used to air a show called The Slammer, which had exactly this premise!
That show still haunts around my head, was there a dude called Melvin O'Doone?
@@MajorMarlon yeah, Melvin Odoom was in it
@@rusty595 loved that guy
Watching the Grumps become more and more vocally anticapitalist the more they play Monopoly is a treasure
1:02 - Hahaha, fuck yeah
21:44 - I'll give you an example, Dan: the current government/administration
23:22 - ...............
IT FUCKING HAPPENED THE VALUE SELECT COLLAB IS HERE!!!!!
After thrice threatening to commit murder, Arin ultimately vindicated himself by clearing Dan's esophagus (and his misunderstanding of) the bars being pulled apart as detailed by the "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
having a talent show to get out of prison is literally the plot of the kids' show 'The Slammer' 😅
The real co-opoly turns out to be the friends we made along the way 🧡☺️
If i took a sip of alcohol for ever Game Grumps Monopoly playthrough i would've died of alcohol poisoning like a year ago
This is the most legendary collab of all time.
Value Select!! Absolutely love Value Select, so good to see him on game grumps. If you haven't checked him out, do yourself a favour, and do so.
Wow 3 murder threats and “Thanos wasn’t wrong” in one episode
No link to Value Selects YT page on description? :0
24:30 Wide roads are fine when they are, in fact, ROADS.
If they're meant for high speed with few entrance points, it's fine.
I think what Arin is objecting to are STROADS.
Learn your city planning scripture, brother Hanson. I won't report this offense to the church elders, but I expect you to know better next time.
We only push you because we love you and know you can rise to it!
This is the most PERFECT and ambitious crossover ever
A pierogi is actually a European dumpling! Its either sweet or savory (usually savory), but its a dough filled and folded like a tiny calzone, boiled in water, then pan fried. Arin was half right, its like a ravioli, except ravioli doesn't get fried. It's really good!
Arin: for legal reasons that is a joke.
The Prosecutor: okay yeah that checks out.
3:21 you wear them on your fingertips when sewing and it protects them from the needle.