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  • @jacobnion2525
    @jacobnion2525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    They can hold their own weapons and the eyes are roughly in the right spot. As far as cheap action figures go this is luxurious.

    • @liquidslow
      @liquidslow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Slaves are getting very good at painting!

    • @Zephyr616
      @Zephyr616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@liquidslow 💀

    • @Danny344S
      @Danny344S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      As a kid dollar tree had a lot of good cheap toys during the early 2000s

    • @jessers436
      @jessers436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just bought this set from the dollar store yesterday lol

    • @Japanlover79
      @Japanlover79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      its odd because alot of dollar trees toys are made even cheaper then poundlands

  • @matt22123p
    @matt22123p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    As someone who grew up with most of my toys coming from dollar tree, I would have absolutely loved these. I hope some kids out there are having a great time playing with these

    • @Enraged_Cantaloupe
      @Enraged_Cantaloupe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      When I saw these at dollar tree this year I was so surprised that these looked good in quality for something from dollar tree

    • @jrandt08
      @jrandt08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a 33 year old man that has like 30 mezcos, I love these. I have all the villians, the villian weapon packs, and the first character he showed. I'm going back for more villains for army build. Great review!

    • @MemeLordCthulhu
      @MemeLordCthulhu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is way better than those shitty ninja figures that end up cracking down the middle when you take it out of the package

  • @timvandeursen2687
    @timvandeursen2687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    That moment when Ashens does a way better job of advertising and generating interrest in a toyline than the company that produced them.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear tim

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@AxxLAfriku the answer is your apparent insanity

    • @timvandeursen2687
      @timvandeursen2687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@AxxLAfriku Sir, this is a Wendy's

    • @joebaker5581
      @joebaker5581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He just sold me a set lol

    • @emerje0
      @emerje0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When I first got my own set and was impressed by how amazing they are for the price I was hoping Ashens would get his hands on them. If anyone could appreciate these it's him and this video didn't not disappoint!

  • @matahari9858
    @matahari9858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    'the tattooist' is an unironically incredible name for a gatling gun, holy shit

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao yeah

    • @monograeme
      @monograeme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I always did enjoy 'connect-the-dots'

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@monograeme I prefer to call them "the etch-a-sketch".

    • @toascranill5464
      @toascranill5464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup!

    • @trajhver3
      @trajhver3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣😅

  • @DangerousDac
    @DangerousDac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    I am genuinely shook that they can actually hold their guns firmly, a feat Hasbro can't even hack on toys that cost 20x this.

    • @boskostoybox
      @boskostoybox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Corps figures have this problem too

    • @unorthdoxcleric6953
      @unorthdoxcleric6953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I don't know how they do it.

    • @TheLomdr
      @TheLomdr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm starting to think that Hasbro's focus is WAY too broad to allow any form of 'quality' to be present in their products. Just look at the 'Soccer Mom Leia' figure that Ashens showed off

    • @thatonebritishidiot3037
      @thatonebritishidiot3037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheLomdr transformers toys that aren't masterpiece are actually really good

    • @TheLomdr
      @TheLomdr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thatonebritishidiot3037 Yeah, the transformers toys I'll give you. It's just that everything else they make has worse quality than it did before. Granted, where I've encountered it the most (games published by Avalon Hill/WOTC) is a market they don't seem too concerned about (they release like maybe 1 new game or remake a year at the very least)

  • @TOOFUTURETV
    @TOOFUTURETV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    How amazing would these be to a parent with limited means. For $10 your child could have a large assortment of figures and accessories. Very impressive value.

    • @gaaraati
      @gaaraati 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I agree! I would have been so happy with these as a kid. (I'd be happy with these rn as well to be fair)

    • @neilsanghvi5229
      @neilsanghvi5229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This might be the ONLY reason to be a parent.

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @David Nash I mean that's true for every single product you buy in the capitalist world

    • @Outcast115
      @Outcast115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @David Nash The child slave made the ten-dollar action figure too.

    • @ZX3000GT1
      @ZX3000GT1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @David Nash I mean the phone you're using to type the comment would probably be made by them on a remote location somewhere in China anyway.

  • @boskostoybox
    @boskostoybox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Wait till Ashens finds out its been renewed for series 2 and 3 in the toy line. And they're making $1 full size vehicles.

    • @valentine_puppy
      @valentine_puppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hell Yeah! Where did you find this out at?

    • @boskostoybox
      @boskostoybox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@valentine_puppy some toy news site. Can't remember off hand.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      So Ashens saved the toy line?

    • @owllymannstein7113
      @owllymannstein7113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@valentine_puppy Its official, The vehicle is a dune buggy/atv thing which will have two option accessory packs to complete it.

    • @emerje0
      @emerje0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@owllymannstein7113 Yep, the Arrow ATV will have an armor pack and a weapon pack. We're also getting in wave 2 a human in purple with a hood and blades on his arms, the robot dog, a Mech Warrior-looking bot, and another Kharn, plus probably more weapon packs. I imagine that guy that disappeared from the cartoon will also get a figure.

  • @Mick_92
    @Mick_92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "And send up a differently colored cloud based on what it has hit"
    Yeah, if it hits people it sends out a pink/red mist.

    • @EdSigma
      @EdSigma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The technology was originally developed for Gender Reveal Parties...

    • @Tomer_nur
      @Tomer_nur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      no , if it hits a male it has blue explosions if it hits a female it has pink explosions , this is in a futuristic era where they realized that gender reveal parties have more casualties than conventional war weapons

    • @shadowcaptaincain
      @shadowcaptaincain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This made me laugh way more than it probably should have.

    • @ronaldpaterni5081
      @ronaldpaterni5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tomer_nur I think the pink explosions played on Jimmy Fallon last night... LOL... Just kidding....

  • @playererror4044
    @playererror4044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    'Lost his left arm and was gravely injured during the first Kharn raid' I love the way that's writen, it implies he lost his arm but not in the fighting, like it just fell off one day and he couldn't find it; not that he was injured in the fight and that's why he's missing an arm, like what was he doing before then to lose his arm?

    • @nicholastosoni707
      @nicholastosoni707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He lost it in a bizarre gardening accident.

    • @technopoptart
      @technopoptart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      baking accident

    • @merlinathrawes6191
      @merlinathrawes6191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A five knuckle shuffle kerfuffle. More than the arm probably shot off that day, I can tell you. Probably stressed out by being put into the team of "Woke Warriors! Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

    • @KernelLeak
      @KernelLeak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      His arm just fell off? Sounds about right for a cheap toy line...

    • @RobotacularRoBob
      @RobotacularRoBob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dunno, I've heard of pets' heads falling off, so I'm sure if it can happen to animals, it can happen to super soldiers.

  • @TheRealAmericanMan
    @TheRealAmericanMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Funny you should say they look “Halo-y” because I hid a bunch of these in my Halo shelf and nobody ever notices them next to the standard Halo Marines.

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That Kharn drone could pass for an Elite pretty easily.

    • @omgiTzkitteh
      @omgiTzkitteh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Bl4ckD0g the body for sure. the head is more of a doom imp from classic doom or 2016

    • @TenkoVA
      @TenkoVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@omgiTzkittehhonestly might use some of the faction characters to make a doomguy figure

  • @leftygurl
    @leftygurl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    wild to see ashens talking about dollar store figures and not just relentlessly bashing them, these actually seem like decent figures with a fair amount of effort put in, good on them honestly

    • @sbrazenor2
      @sbrazenor2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They even have a short show to go along with them. The level of effort, while still low, exceeds the level one might expect from the Dollar Tree.

    • @jamjamcamjam
      @jamjamcamjam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      As someone who works at a Dollar Tree, I can tell you that these have about 70x the amount of effort that anything else in the toy aisle has. They're actually fucking awesome!

    • @sbrazenor2
      @sbrazenor2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jamjamcamjam for the money, at least. I could see a kid being happy enough with them, if they had poor parents. It's a great compromise between quality and production cost minimization. If they did some more episodes of the show, maybe using volunteers from an art school to keep costs low, they could create a franchise! 😁

    • @gaaraati
      @gaaraati 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sbrazenor2 agreed! Some more expensive toys look a lot worse

    • @samuelelder9434
      @samuelelder9434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I recommend watching Retroblasting's vidio on them, there pretty cool

  • @sirernest546
    @sirernest546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Being born in the cold valleys of Austria, I feel finally represented in the realm of cheap action figures

  • @redgrain3914
    @redgrain3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    2021: the year an English TH-camr got me excited to go to freakin' Dollar Tree tomorrow morning to buy cheapo action figures. The Space Future is Now!
    Edit: And now they're in my house. Just under $20 for all.

    • @zombiehalo9588
      @zombiehalo9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Honestly these figures look great

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Indeed. I kinda want the whole set now just because they're so neat.

    • @Senbei01
      @Senbei01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can get the whole set, on a certain popular auction website, for about $25.

    • @sbrazenor2
      @sbrazenor2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Senbei01 You can buy the whole set with accessories from Dollar Tree for about $19.25 (tax included) if you pick them up in-store. I have a store that's like 5 mins away with stock of them. I'm seriously tempted to get them despite having no actual reason to.

    • @redgrain3914
      @redgrain3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sbrazenor2 Just got back from 2 local Dollar Trees. Yep, under $20 for all. Yay, more plastic!

  • @MamaAki
    @MamaAki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I love how action figure "bio texts" haven't seemed to change since the 1980's.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm partly convinced that these ones do it as a tribute in a way, this sort of thing isn't really done anymore.

  • @tofast4ya
    @tofast4ya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Alt title: Ashens enjoying himself for about 40 mins.

  • @frozenpumpkin9083
    @frozenpumpkin9083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Stuart's "American" voice always cracks me up because he ends up sounding like Liam Neeson to me. 😆

  • @ryanmassey1441
    @ryanmassey1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Man! When i went to the dollar store as a kid the best you could hope for was some proprietary sized ninja figure that broke into razor sharp shards in .1 femtoseconds after prying it from it’s cardboard, which in and of itself was struggle due to the 200 twisty ties that binded the two!

    • @turokforever007
      @turokforever007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a parent them ties are a right pain. Christmas i normally say wait till later and i will sort it

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@turokforever007 I usually said fuck it and used scissors

    • @kourii
      @kourii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man that comment just oozed so much Ashens flavour I had to 'like' it

    • @josephmontanaro2350
      @josephmontanaro2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ need a pare of those hobby spru cutters

  • @reyinpoetic3981
    @reyinpoetic3981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "15 year old seems a bit young for someone you'd pick to save the world"
    GET IN THE ROBOT, SHINJI

    • @ronaldpaterni5081
      @ronaldpaterni5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, and Eureka 7, too...

    • @thomasl1061
      @thomasl1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very happy someone beat me to it. *sips mug*

  • @queazocotal
    @queazocotal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Inb4 this video has more views than the official promo.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's an official promo?

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dubuyajay9964 There are at least two. Ashen mentioned it. I can't remember, but I think he said they're on Dollar Tree or Dollar General's official TH-cam page.

    • @sbrazenor2
      @sbrazenor2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Chaos89P Dollar Tree; and I watched the 9+ minute episode. I'm the only comment (and it was posted in November) and I said that it was awesome for the wrong reasons, but also bad for the obvious reasons. It looks like it was made 20 years ago, optimistically; but for what it is, I'd say it's pretty good. The second episode is a 35 second short. Super-cringe-inducing, but if I was like 8 and this was 1995, I'd be all over it! LOL :-D

    • @d3v1lsummoner
      @d3v1lsummoner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Their advertising is so bad that when I saw these in store I assumed these were unsold overstock from another store and not Dollar Tree original. It didn't help that they only had two different figs.

    • @ryuk202
      @ryuk202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      20 hours after release. Just shy of double. It likely has more views from ashens viewers, deflating the disparity a littlw

  • @BrinPaints
    @BrinPaints 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The real play value I see in these is that it's pretty reasonable for a kid to get a bunch of the aliens to really have a badguy faction

    • @misterbiscuit3706
      @misterbiscuit3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its probably the best way for kids to start an army builder, which is something I, and many other kids couldn’t do. With the villains being only a little over a dollar, they can get a couple to really add the play value.

    • @josephmontanaro2350
      @josephmontanaro2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@misterbiscuit3706 used to play homebrew or weird custom axis and allies ir little wars marches with plastic army men and whatnot with friends, poor man's warhammer and brings back great memories

  • @crane8819
    @crane8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    If these had been around when I was a kid I might have actually gotten a whole set of action figures for once instead of the random motley bunch I had lol.

    • @rocket-propelledgecko4976
      @rocket-propelledgecko4976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had the Corp figures he talked about at the end, but I only ever got 6 figures and never got anymore, haha. Would have loved these for sure.

    • @Retr0Whiskey
      @Retr0Whiskey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The El cheapo figure he brought in to compare them to - I remember having a bunch of them nearly 20 years ago. The paint, the moulds - identical.

  • @flemishdog
    @flemishdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Shift is the person John Cleese was training you to defend yourself with a piece of fresh fruit apparently.

    • @c.schicken9246
      @c.schicken9246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're welcome one and all for this glorious video. It shall forever be a highlight of my life, being able to send this line to the best bloody tat man that has ever reviewed tat.

  • @DemienC.
    @DemienC. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I didn't notice how these 40 min went.
    Genuinely cool figures.

  • @mixiekins
    @mixiekins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    As an adult, yeah, the vague regions seems cheap, but then I realized that it's 3+ and I don't think I knew how to pronounce mozambique when I was 3 sad onions.

  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Might actually start looking for these. A whole neatly-designed alien figure trilogy and add-ons for like $6 is hard to beat.

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Plus they are DESIGNED to army build. Gotta have a Synthoid, three Brutes, and nine Drones.

    • @samanthaadams619
      @samanthaadams619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zuttoaragi8349 That price point just begs to army build!

    • @DucksFor4
      @DucksFor4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good burger

  • @andrewmontague9682
    @andrewmontague9682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Me: "Oh good Ashens is reviewing tat again!"
    *10 mins later*
    I WANT

  • @cocoelacanth
    @cocoelacanth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The thumbnail nearly gave me a heart attack because I thought Stuart had replaced his couch.
    Of course not.

    • @yoghurtlord1745
      @yoghurtlord1745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's mentioned either selling the iconic brown sofa or throwing it out, and I dread to see that day. I hope it doesn't happen anytime soon, at least.

    • @GigsTaggart
      @GigsTaggart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not even close to the original. I think this is number 3?

    • @kjw21411
      @kjw21411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But the thumbnail shows the figures in front of the brown couch... what made you think it was a new one?

    • @cocoelacanth
      @cocoelacanth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kjw21411 The figures in the thumbnail are closer to the back of the couch, so the texture is far more noticeable.

    • @dabigork
      @dabigork 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he's given it a good clean

  • @undeadorion
    @undeadorion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The only time anyone in the history of time will utter the phrase "Well done, Dollar Tree" without being sarcastic.

    • @ArchangelExile
      @ArchangelExile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jabroni Destroyer Exactly

    • @Chef_Alpo
      @Chef_Alpo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jabroni Destroyer Dollar Tree rules what, adequacy?

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Chef_Alpo it's pretty good for assorted stuff
      just don't buy superglue there

    • @JiltedPecan
      @JiltedPecan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Chef_Alpo depending on where you are, they can have really decent fresh vegetables. I visited my grandma in LA a few years ago and the one near-ish her house had really good asparagus,

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They have cheap candy and six microwave pretzels for a dollar.

  • @korub1
    @korub1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I quite like that while they are katana adjacent, shift’s swords are actually a kinda unique design vs generic east Asian w/ katanas regardless of if that makes sense with where they’re from

    • @culchieman1995
      @culchieman1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      well, she is trained in all the fighting styles, so the swords reflect that, bit of katana, bit of longsowrd, bit of cavalry saber, bit of big manky timbersaw a drunk is attacking you with. all the best swords rolled into one

    • @Chef_Alpo
      @Chef_Alpo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She's not your typical girl, really appreciates the bragging rights of handcrafted workmanship with a touch of the unconventional. Purchased them off Etsy.

    • @SharkNinjaBlueStar
      @SharkNinjaBlueStar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But why do they have motorcycle brake handles on them-

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're just Attack on Titan's swords

    • @voltageesq.
      @voltageesq. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kabal's weird cross-swords?

  • @stardestroyeruk7025
    @stardestroyeruk7025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As a kid in the 80s who had a dad who was .. "careful" with money .. if he knew i could get a full action figures set for under £15! id have had those every other Xmas lol

  • @blaineishere3851
    @blaineishere3851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Somebody finally let the ROTC kid in the company make a toy line. And y’know what, ROTC kid? You done good.

    • @dreddpirateb
      @dreddpirateb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Somebody needs to let the Kids in the halls chaps make toys.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who?

    • @dreddpirateb
      @dreddpirateb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kinnikuboneman search 'kids in the hall' and 'chicken lady'.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jabroni Destroyer Yes. Yes he has.

    • @ArchangelExile
      @ArchangelExile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kinnikuboneman Wondering the same thing.

  • @KamenRiderFeline
    @KamenRiderFeline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "That is a chunky bugger. That is a thick boy, blimey." is probably the best/funniest thing I've heard this week.

  • @DownClownTownFrown
    @DownClownTownFrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    If Shift is trained in every form of combat, I wonder if she knows how to defend herself against fresh fruit

    • @carlclo2988
      @carlclo2988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about pointed sticks?

    • @wesleythomas7125
      @wesleythomas7125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carlclo2988 wot about guns?

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "What about plums? Red and Black?"
      "And mangoes in syrup."

  • @Tokioka
    @Tokioka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ashens needs to be sponsored by the makers of Final Faction. Bloody brilliant 40 minute advert.

    • @forgottencameras
      @forgottencameras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wouldn't be surprised if it had a significant fiscal impact on the line like Ssseth's indie game reviews. I hope it does.

    • @Tokioka
      @Tokioka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@forgottencameras Another man of culture, I see. 🎩 *tips hat*

  • @Wanton110
    @Wanton110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The Brute is very Doom
    The Synthoid reminds me of the Space Crusade dreadnought

    • @campbellharris8999
      @campbellharris8999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And some of Kharn weapons sound decidedly tyranid...

    • @antoniomontana6908
      @antoniomontana6908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Drone as well, kind reminds of an Imp. The brute kind reminds a Pinky or a Baron.

    • @edmundscycles1
      @edmundscycles1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@campbellharris8999 very tyranid . Especially the flesh borer .

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the Drone looked vaguely Necron-y.

    • @ronaldpaterni5081
      @ronaldpaterni5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Synthoids, upgraded with weapons, and the two three-finger arms look pure Mospeada/3rd Generation Robotech

  • @Briaaanz
    @Briaaanz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I bought these for a friend's kids as stocking stuffers. I was very impressed by them

  • @quicksilver2140
    @quicksilver2140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As an Australian, I laugh a little too hard at "Fighting with a dead Wombat."

  • @xxRAINA1xx
    @xxRAINA1xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    In the early 90s my mom had $200 of Dollar Tree stocks when the stock first hit the market she ended up selling it two months after buying it to pay the electric bill, I still cry to this day that we could’ve been millionaires off of that $200. Rip😭

    • @sbrazenor2
      @sbrazenor2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That, or you could have had 200 pieces of cheap tat, if she bought Dollar Tree products with the money. LMAO :-D

    • @MagnaRyuuDesigns
      @MagnaRyuuDesigns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      doubly so since in 2012 Dollar Tree acquired majority ownership of Family Dollar

  • @odius94
    @odius94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Haha, I was in that Reddit thread on r/Ashens. Glad to see they sent it out to you!

  • @Xetan123
    @Xetan123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Shift is totally a Scarlett clone. She even has the same outfit, just red.

  • @DannyBeans
    @DannyBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    American sales taxes tend to be under 10%. It's 7% here in Indiana, so those figures would be $1.07 each. I math good.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here in Florida most food and medicine isn’t taxed, and state and local taxes come to 6.0 to 7.0% on other things, typically. 6.5% where I live.

    • @JamesTM
      @JamesTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      5-7% seems to be the norm.

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markiangooley i think that's a federal law that isn't taxed

    • @hayeshurley2789
      @hayeshurley2789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1.05 in Virginia

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prh99That's true, though foreigners wouldn't know Chicago has a city tax that stacks on top of Illinois' state tax which is why it's so high

  • @myuphrid
    @myuphrid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This all looks straight out of a mid-to-late 90s FPS that never was, and frankly I wish it had been.

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah. The Drones as your standard cannon fodder enemies all over the place, Brutes as the heavy guys you need to try and skirt behind, and Synthoids as the level bosses. Someone should make this.

    • @fallouthirteen
      @fallouthirteen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, especially with the stats and the descriptions of weapons and such. This kind of has a squad based shooter feel behind it. Like watching when he showed and read out Ruck's deal I was like "well, there's my character."

    • @Squiddy0912
      @Squiddy0912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Synthoids look like they came from Marathon

    • @myuphrid
      @myuphrid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Squiddy0912 They really do look like one of those mini-boss enemies that prompt a response of "hold down the fire button until the rocket launcher runs dry and strafe like crazy".

    • @amstrad00
      @amstrad00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's bits of a lot of video games mashed together with GI-Joe in these. Halo and XCOM 2 in particular stand out as potential sources of design elements.

  • @CobraCommander92
    @CobraCommander92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm always glad to see actually decent toys from dollar stores. I mostly think that it gives less fortunate kids a chance to have some good toys. Also, I kinda want to buy the aliens...

  • @ninjacheese303
    @ninjacheese303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Straight up. I would have played with these if I had them as a kid.

    • @kchinag7872
      @kchinag7872 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      'Lost his left arm and was gravely injured during the first Kharn raid' I love the way that's writen, it implies he lost his arm but not in the fighting, like it just fell off one day and he couldn't find it; not that he was injured in the fight and that's why he's missing an arm, like what was he doing before then to lose his arm?

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I've bought my fair share of cheap action figures (and those crappy wooden dinosaur skeleton model thingies) from Dollar Tree when I was a child
    Got me feeling nostalgic about something I've never even heard of...

  • @kosmokat111
    @kosmokat111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    man, Ruck and that robot totally have bootleg Gundam feet, it's the same shape, same ankle guard, and knee armour as a few 90's gundam designs lol
    god the way Ashens says gundam fills me with rage

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You know he has to be doing it on purpose.

  • @invisiblepants6477
    @invisiblepants6477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Sales tax is roughly 8%, but varies in every county. If it ever got to 20%, people would start dumping crates of tea.

    • @marandazilk3175
      @marandazilk3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sales tax is 6% in Iowa with a local option tax of 1% in Iowa. It is the same in all counties here.

    • @spencers4121
      @spencers4121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As said it's different all over, some place don't even have sales taxes. Some places charge sales tax, but not on food. Others have sales tax on everything including food.

    • @LillyP-xs5qe
      @LillyP-xs5qe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      cause higher taxes for public health care, good public transport, time off work for child care and sick leave as such is so awful. especially when that tax load is mostly dumped on the rich who got more money than sense... so awful.

    • @stigrabbid589
      @stigrabbid589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spencers4121 Indiana has 7% on almost everything, except for most types of food. Junk food and Fast food does have Sales Tax but if a junk food item has enough nutritional value or enough of certain ingredients it will not be taxed. Kit-Kats and Twizzlers are not taxed for example.

    • @cheart99
      @cheart99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      15% tax where I live.

  • @cypherdras
    @cypherdras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that's actually amazing, they clearly put a lot of thought into the characters and even the weapons. The finger through the gun trigger also impressed me.

  • @daemonspudguy
    @daemonspudguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I didn't even know about this, and we go to Dollar Tree constantly.

    • @hoshi6669
      @hoshi6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Stop Banningme those aren't everywhere tho

    • @daemonspudguy
      @daemonspudguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stop Banningme we don't have those around my area.

    • @pokemonfan187
      @pokemonfan187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Stop Banningme at least with dollar tree everything in there stay at a dollar

    • @ninjanicktf9768
      @ninjanicktf9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see them constantly at my local Dollar Tree.

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Dollar Tree I go to suprisingly has some decent stuff this past year and a half. I haven't checked the toy section in awhile though. Might have to do that next time

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I bless the warm plains in Africaaaaaa.

  • @CaptchaNeon
    @CaptchaNeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Every Dollar Tree is different and many figures you could find at one, you won’t find at others. I’m obsessed with Dollar Tree. 7.5% sales tax where I live.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some get every General Mills cereal that fails test-marketing or otherwise doesn’t sell. Box sizes range from under 10 ounces to 24 or more, expiration dates a few months in the future, and of course they’re $1. I buy them to give away. I don’t know if people will be happy to get 24 ounces of Fruity Lucky Charms...

    • @CaptchaNeon
      @CaptchaNeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@markiangooley Fruity Lucky Charms 😂😂😂 That’s the best name ever for a failed cereal. I have never seen GM cereal but that’s cool that some places have it. Some kids will eat anything

  • @Emppu_T.
    @Emppu_T. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Private Ashens
    Origins: cold and damp plains of England land.

  • @211inprogress
    @211inprogress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    🎼It's the final faction, countdown, 🎼 Thanks that song is stuck in my head now.

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's so strange seeing Stuart praising dollar store figures. It put a smile on my face.

  • @Zxzero36
    @Zxzero36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know the whole modular things kinda make sense if you buy a weapon pack and all characters from x can use it even new ones down the line such as the synthoids and such

  • @gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489
    @gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Maybe someday those “classic” dollar ninja toys will get an update to be like these.

  • @ReDsHorde
    @ReDsHorde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They look so fun and they're so affordable I'm upset I'm not a child anymore to appreciate them properly

  • @beautyforashes2022
    @beautyforashes2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You have a gift for making cheap toys sound absolutely fascinating, you really sell it. ☺️👍 Also, "soccer mom" action figure doesn't look like Leia at all.

  • @snoogabean
    @snoogabean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man, if only Dollar Tree had these when I was little. 80% of the toys I had growing up came from Dollar Tree.

  • @nilsnyman6767
    @nilsnyman6767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Only Ashens can keep me riveted to the screen for 41 minutes.
    Also, besides getting the figures you're getting a back story for the characters and their war. That alone is worth tons.

  • @jamesgoing7807
    @jamesgoing7807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The company said they planned to release a vehicle called the Arrow ATV.

    • @williamruiz5965
      @williamruiz5965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are they still going to release it?

    • @jamesgoing7807
      @jamesgoing7807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@williamruiz5965 I have heard someone say closer to the end of the year.

  • @stridermt2k
    @stridermt2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the reason this is the channel is my oldest TH-cam scrip.
    Be well and keep on a-rockin' Mr. Ashens, sir!

  • @droppedpasta
    @droppedpasta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In case you didn’t actually know, Specialist is an enlisted rank in the US Army. Also, Sergeant Steel’s jet pack is upside-down.

  • @PepperPawbs
    @PepperPawbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think now is the time for the Ashens fan community to start a Final Faction fan site and fanfic hub. That’ll make the execs at Dollar Tree either really excited or very confused.

    • @firstlast-ey4ly
      @firstlast-ey4ly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And there needs to be a fan game in the style of old 90s squad based FPS games.

  • @ArcNeoMasato
    @ArcNeoMasato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Well, now I have to see if I can find the Heavy Arms set. I swear, I spent WEEKS checking Dollar Trees to try and get a full set, and I still managed to miss stuff.

  • @richardmullens4707
    @richardmullens4707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Final Faction Series 1 has just arrived in the UK in Poundland! The Bury Saint Edmonds branch had all 14 of the figures and accessory packs, wooo!

  • @Groggers96
    @Groggers96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Mom can we have master chief?"
    "No we have master chief at home."
    the master chief at home: 6:52

    • @Dataloss484
      @Dataloss484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think it kinda looks more like doomguy with the helmet

  • @gothicglypso5197
    @gothicglypso5197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow this is actually one of the best toy lines I’ve ever seen just because of the high quality and creative figures for a dollar$ and they’re getting two more series? WITH VEHICLES ALSO FOR A DOLLAR?!

  • @connorohoare7470
    @connorohoare7470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    There’s a guy who customises these toys to make them look better, I can’t remember his channel name but shouldn’t be hard to find

    • @owllymannstein7113
      @owllymannstein7113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There are a lot of people that customize them, at the price they are begging to be cheap fodder.

    • @VarcArtsandMusic
      @VarcArtsandMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe Crafsman? He likes doing kitbashes of all sorts of figures

  • @SaintMB
    @SaintMB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the way the animated snapshot of the video when hovering over the video is your eternal struggle to open the package.

  • @Nails_By_Kimberlee
    @Nails_By_Kimberlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If a "large asteroid collided with our moon", I think we'll have bigger issues than adversarial aliens lol

    • @williamruiz5965
      @williamruiz5965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, for starters, we'd have 7 tiny moons!

    • @Nails_By_Kimberlee
      @Nails_By_Kimberlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamruiz5965 😄

    • @robo6840
      @robo6840 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamruiz5965 and the tides would be smaller

  • @SeraphimKnight
    @SeraphimKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gotta say as a kid I would've absolutely loved getting the robot and the aliens in my christmas stocking.

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    hey glad you covered these guys, they are good for custom/kit Bash work. Dollar tree the cost is 1.10 with tax for the States

    • @stigrabbid589
      @stigrabbid589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It depends on the state, in Indiana it would be $1.07 with tax. Most states have sales taxes under 10%

    • @Matt-md5yt
      @Matt-md5yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stigrabbid589 true, mine it's a dime

  • @hjalfi
    @hjalfi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I see that the guns all fire lasers. Not laser beams, lasers. Nothing hurts quite like a high-speed laser pointer to the back of the head.

  • @JRSanchez93
    @JRSanchez93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I bought two of each of the villains a few months back and they look pretty great next to some Star Trek figures. The arms popping out caught me off guard but I like how a kid could create his own alien creature if he wanted to.

  • @SharkNinjaBlueStar
    @SharkNinjaBlueStar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow, these actually look amazing for just a dollar...might be good to buy and use for painting practice...

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was wondering why I hadn't seen any Ashens vids in a while. He was plotting another long one!! The world rejoices!!

  • @TheRealAmericanMan
    @TheRealAmericanMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    These are the best $1 action figures I’d ever seen and own the whole range and was REALLY HOPING these would show up here one day.

  • @AWW8472
    @AWW8472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ashens! Look for Star Troopers Giant Bug Battle figures from Lanard. Smythe's is one of the only places I've seen has them in stock.

  • @Supermuttt
    @Supermuttt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just picked up the whole line today, felt great to spend less than 12 bucks on the whole line. It's also nice to go into a store and find the figures on the pegs.

  • @aminorityofone
    @aminorityofone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In my state there is no sales tax, its super nice and it confuses me that other states dont include it in the price.

  • @YoonSnake
    @YoonSnake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The 2 hand guns are obviously a homage to Dante's Ebony and Ivory. I love this line!

  • @SharkNinjaBlueStar
    @SharkNinjaBlueStar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Also, you can find those The CORPS figures at Walmart here in the US, or at least used to, still might be able to now. I know they used to turn up around Christmas with a shitload of huge vehicles and playsets.

    • @ronaldpaterni5081
      @ronaldpaterni5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The vehicle sets were mostly awesome. I think one was a little iffy. However, that multipack of figures, I don't remember that at Walmart. Figure 2-packs, yes, but more than that, I'm not sure...

  • @JakeT304
    @JakeT304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In the U.S. Army "specialist" (SPC) is a rank. Just under Corporal (CPL) and Sergeant (SGT).

  • @murryjackson9053
    @murryjackson9053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I bought this whole set, thinking of Ashens the entire time.

  • @TsunogaiDanshaku
    @TsunogaiDanshaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Figure collectors sometimes do something called "army building", which is when you purchase more than one of a figure (typically one that represents a generic soldier or the like) in order to, well, build an army of them, and these guys seem like an absolutely perfect fit for that - they're cheap but not so crappily made that they'll stick out when you put them next to something nicer. Head down to the Dollar Tree with a tenner and blam, you've got a whole platoon ready to get slaughtered by Megatron or Godzilla or somebody. What a value!

  • @KernelLeak
    @KernelLeak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:20 "The cold valleys of Austria"?
    **looks out the window**
    Okay, that's more like "the rainy hilltop of Austria"... but close enough.
    (Sergeant Arnie would have been too on the nose, eh?)

    • @sirernest546
      @sirernest546 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another austrian fan of ashens? Des is leiwand, oida.

    • @KernelLeak
      @KernelLeak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sirernest546 Schuldig im Sinne des Ansinnens... :P

  • @spicycaco2061
    @spicycaco2061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'd love to see someone who is good at painting repaint all of these

  • @darkfent
    @darkfent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wow when I thought Sundays couldn't get any better

  • @Retr0Whiskey
    @Retr0Whiskey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    38:50 The other figure Stewart pulls out to compare them to, I remember finding a bunch of them (I think a pack of 12 for £5 or something) in a tat shop on the beachfront (or near enough, that its linked in my mind) about 19 years ago.

  • @eraeusboorwel
    @eraeusboorwel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've seen some of these at my local Dollar Tree in Tacoma. I wanted to buy the Shift figure, but just haven't yet. I didn't realize the creators were doing a cartoon as well. I wish Cheetahmen had this much success.

  • @jfridy
    @jfridy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wave 2 just came out for Final Faction at the Dollar Tree. 1 Human, 1 Alien, a Dog shaped combat suit piloted with a dog, and a Vehicle (think a dune buggy.) All 1 buck, well, for now, Dollar Tree announced that it would be going to $1.25 recently because a buck doesn't buy what it did 30 years ago when they opened.

    • @johnsheaman8057
      @johnsheaman8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are still a good deal for a buck and a quarter. Got a few of them and they are fun to customize and repaint

  • @BAKU2K2
    @BAKU2K2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    🎶"It's the Final Factiooooooon!"🎶

    • @mandy5313
      @mandy5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do do do do do do do do do😂

  • @sniperjoe58
    @sniperjoe58 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Just chiming in to say we got my son a big castle playset (Little Tikes Kingdom Builders) and when I needed a bunch of figures to play inside it, my first thought was this video from 3 and a half years ago. I had a great time going from store to store in my Area trying to find as many different guys as I could. I'm glad they are still somewhat available. They're awesome! Thanks Stu

  • @Rayman1971
    @Rayman1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sales tax here in BC Canada is like that. An item that says .99 cents, is really over a dollar

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whoever named the guns deserves a raise

  • @partariothe5th
    @partariothe5th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I kinda want these to paint myself as the molds look pretty decent!

    • @TheRealColBosch
      @TheRealColBosch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @TheRealColBosch
      @TheRealColBosch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Update: found a full set on eBay for about $20 including shipping.

    • @partariothe5th
      @partariothe5th 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheRealColBosch Nice!

  • @EmeraldLavigne
    @EmeraldLavigne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First thing I basically always do is check the runtime of these.
    Over 40 minutes makes me a happy little Cheapskate.
    Can't wait till Urinevision 2021 & we get Pel & Auli & Ashens all together again.
    I miss Barshens.

    • @Rhubarb.and.Crustard
      @Rhubarb.and.Crustard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all miss Barshens....

    • @fireandcopper
      @fireandcopper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Give Slepp your bones, barshens might return

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fireandcopper nah, it won't, at least not the way it was.
      Bars was a little bit kinda why they switched formats. It seems pretty clear he's not exactly, uh, a Cheapskate himself, and would definitely probably cut off any, say, Off Brand Brand Off that may arise, for instance.
      I am writing this with voice to text because I gave Slepp all my bones years ago (plus a few that weren't mine) by the way...

  • @rookerymistress
    @rookerymistress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Saw the monster designs a few weeks ago in there. Looked actually to have some level of quality. Honestly thought it was some reject mobile app game toy line or something.

  • @AuricansLair
    @AuricansLair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Saw these last week and thought you would cover them. Amazing!