@@michellerobin5461 It does for me. I lost a total of 40 pounds (the pandemic helped too). It was worth it for the weight loss, but I have to be less casual about farting.
Having shat myself a week ago and feeling it was the lowest point in my recent life, the healing starts when you can laugh about the situation. Thank you, Arlo Aster.
I've been there. Understood. Sometimes, sharting is all you can do. I never get attached to any of my shorts anymore, prepared to chuck any pair at a moment's notice.
Warm & wet feeling? 😂 Actually every single human being one time or another were standing tall against those unfortunate circumstances, which were monumentalized in the song.
Here I sit brokenhearted came to shit but only farted. Those who write upon these walls roll their shit in little balls. Those who read thesewords of wit eat these little balls of shit. Read on the shitter stall wall of the 3363rd Training Squadron Student Training Advisors office crapper at Chanute Air Force Base in the Spring of 1978.
I love sending these songs to people who never heard these hidden gems that came out in the 70s and we're played in clubs all around the Disco era and you know you can't find them on vinyl anymore.
@@elizabethdahl1962 if you don't understand classic great songs then you will never get it. People have been ripping off old songs to make their new ones whether it's rap or rock or country for the last 35 years and it's because of musical geniuses like this one and also it's all called sarcasm. SMH LoL DUH
@@smittybenzo4693 When dad came home from deployment, he said the same thing, in full uniform he said Poot Scoot saved his platoon from dying of embaressment, instead, they laughed and just danced, they were loved by the locals and to this day its one of my favorite memories of old pops.
I remember listening to this is 1959..It brings back old memories of me and my family listening and dancing to this masterpiece. Im 65 now and still listening 🙌
I feel like this would be in a Black Dynamite sequel. One of those scenes were the song is accurately describing what's happening like Jimmy's funeral.
I remember working for this man as his personal assistant. One day, he had me run up to the store to buy him some adult diapers. While browsing the isles, I went to reach for a package and a hand accidentally touched mine. I turned around and saw the most handsome man I've _ever_ seen! His eyes were a light brown and his awkwardness was adorable. Little did I know that on that day, I had met the love of my life. We later got married and now have _three_ kids! I owe it all to Mr. Aster. Thank you for everything, 'sir! You _will_ be missed! R.I.P., my soul brother!
Did you know Smokey Robinson is part of the background vocals? His manager at the time wanted to keep this song off of his resume, but Smokey refused and the rest is history.
Oh my gosh, I was born in 1963, and I was raised listening to music on the radio over watching a lot of tv. I'm 61 years young and I had no idea any song like this existed. Oh my!
This guy, Ronnie, who lived up the street from me, used to play this song when we'd share a McDonald's chocolate shake. Their shakes were kind of pricey back in the day and we'd have to fumble through the couch cushions, at the local YMCA, for loose change until we had enough money to buy one. I miss Ronnie and those simpler times. So glad I found this song again. Where are you, Ronnie?!
I give credit to whomsoever said this "piss in your pants, people talk about you for a week; shi t in your pants, people talk about you for a lifetime ".
Went straight to number 2 on the sharts.
Under rated comment
Well played
👏👏👏
Naaw, you man...
that was good.... you did well
Man this song is the shit.
Lol....u BUGGIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾
Shit is dope!
It's da bomb😂
Is a understatement lol
Yeah, No shit
70 years of computer science has brought us to this.
The future has brought us back to the past.
muaaahahaha, top
Well, this still a higher class of internet compared to social media
the past was the worst ;)
finally something USEFUL for mankind...
This should be the background music for Ozempic commercials.
You better use lizzo
Does Ozempic cause sharts?
@@michellerobin5461 It does for me. I lost a total of 40 pounds (the pandemic helped too). It was worth it for the weight loss, but I have to be less casual about farting.
@@jehophus Lot of factors for me, but i lost almost 40kg. Physillium husk mixed in water twice a day helps, but yes. I know the feeling.
@@jehophus You could have just put yourself in a caloric deficit and lost that same amount in the same time.
Sometimes a song just moves you. Touches your heart, or maybe your colon.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Moves you... Like your bowels
The movement is in the bowels and your underwear is being touched.
Hopefully in that order
No clue why this video was in my feed but I absolutely do NOT regret watching it.
Just sent it to my 14 year old because I am a responsible parent
Me too 👏
Same here. It was right after a serious video about pirates off Samolia
Hahahahah. Me tooooo 😂
Yeah, same here. The funniest song I have heard in a while
Three rules of getting older:
1. Never pass up a bathroom;
2. Never waste a hard on; and
3. Never, EVER, trust a fart.
I’m learning not to trust farts anymore sadly 😭
No one warned me of this
😂😂😂😂
Ohoh
Thank you sir 👍🏾
@@MadC-pu5orThe Dot of Shame strikes again
Having shat myself a week ago and feeling it was the lowest point in my recent life, the healing starts when you can laugh about the situation. Thank you, Arlo Aster.
Danger sharts bro, I feel your pain.
Add a D at the end of Aster and what two words do you have?
@@cffnmkr13 Arlo Asterd?
I've been there. Understood.
Sometimes, sharting is all you can do. I never get attached to any of my shorts anymore, prepared to chuck any pair at a moment's notice.
Healing begins with acceptance and understanding.😂
This song gives such a warm feeling
all the way down to your socks
Warm and foamy
Warm & wet feeling? 😂
Actually every single human being one time or another were standing tall against those unfortunate circumstances, which were monumentalized in the song.
This song is a blast from a smelly past.
Or is it a blast from a smelly ass* ?
😂😂😂😂
Every fart is special
A blass from the p-ass
"A blast from a smelly past" sounds like the name of a bad Wattpad fan-fic.
This song showed up randomly in my TH-cam feed... funniest shit I've EVER heard 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
Same 😂
The funniest "SHIT" 🤣
Thank you Jesus !
Welcome to the new machine! 😂
Not to Arlo
I'm telling my grandkids this is the Temptations.
🤣🤣
It actually sounds a lot like Are You Man Enough by the Four Tops, like similar melody and everything
Definitely side 2 of the record.
Maybe Booker T and the B.M.s.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Another forgotten but great Motown classic! This one really slaps!
Yeah, slaps cheeks together.
I'm literally on the toilet right now dealing with salmonella. I opened TH-cam and this is the first video I see.. Damn right I'm playing it!
Play this at my funeral
👆
😂😂😂😂man stop with the comments
Leo LaFart?
Yes! 👍 lmao 🤣
😂😂😂😂
liquid farts are unpredictable. They are one of the greatest menaces for humankind. This is an educational touching song
This is correct. Though we must all bare the Dot of Shame from time to time.
It is like playing Russian Roulette with your asshole!
Fun fact: your rectum can’t tell the difference between liquid and gas, adding an extra element of danger to every fart.
Idk, with older age sure, but i can 99.999% tell if it's gonna be air or wet. Good luck out there
Or a good old humid rainforest fart. You just know the gas coming out was so thick it contaminated your britches even tho there's no visible proof.
Here I sit all broken hearted, had to shit and only farted.
Another time I took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants.
This brilliant tune tells us everything about life we need to know, doesn´t it?? Rgt
Here I sit brokenhearted came to shit but only farted.
Those who write upon these walls
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read thesewords of wit eat these little balls of shit.
Read on the shitter stall wall of the 3363rd Training Squadron Student Training Advisors office crapper at Chanute Air Force Base in the Spring of 1978.
Farted in the pantry to scare off the ants,
But I farted too hard and shit my pants.
Was that John Greenleaf Whittier or Robert Frost?
saw that written on a public bathroom wall once.
My mom used to sing this to me in the 80's to help me fall asleep. Ahh, the memories 😲
😂😂
😂😂😂
This is a 2024 song, but whatever. 😂
@@911Salvage that's the joke. It's called humor.
@@naturaIIydifferent yes, thanks for pointing it out, Captain Obvious.
I love sending these songs to people who never heard these hidden gems that came out in the 70s and we're played in clubs all around the Disco era and you know you can't find them on vinyl anymore.
lol!! Do you really think they played this in the clubs?!
Wound this be like, Eminem’s Without Me??!
@@elizabethdahl1962 if you don't understand classic great songs then you will never get it. People have been ripping off old songs to make their new ones whether it's rap or rock or country for the last 35 years and it's because of musical geniuses like this one and also it's all called sarcasm. SMH LoL
DUH
@@elizabethdahl1962 let me guess you also left a comment on that other dudes comment that said went straight to number 2 on the billboards. 😂😂😂
@@jaysmith2151 you realise this is AI music, right? 😭
Smells like a hit.
Another brilliant Pootown record
They performed this on Soul Train and created a new dance Pass Gas
Everyone knows The Pass Gas is just a variation of The Poot Scoot. Adding an extra squat doesn't make it a new creation.
Shart Train
Stool train
@@smittybenzo4693 When dad came home from deployment, he said the same thing, in full uniform he said Poot Scoot saved his platoon from dying of embaressment, instead, they laughed and just danced, they were loved by the locals and to this day its one of my favorite memories of old pops.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
There is nothing quite like the primal fear of having to fart and not being sure if it was wet or a liquid one.
"Liquid hot magma" - Dr. Evil
When you feel that little 'thumb' poke out... the fear is real 😨
How are you not sure? You know the moment it breaches whether it was gas or liquid. 😂
a real man has faith in his underoos regardless.
@@ZennExile Real men don't shit their pants.
I got my TH-cam music recap for June-August.
This was my most listened to song.
No regrets whatsoever.
I saw them perform this live at the National Diarrhea Convention in 86’. Really quite talented musicians, had the girls swooning.
😆😆
😂😂😂
100 years from now they'll think the music from this era was super strangely full of bathroom humor.
And they'll say it was the most human, most relatable music ever recorded
If you're talking about our era they wouldn't be wrong
This is definitely one of the song titles of all time
One of the “what” song titles? Seems you forgot a word.
@@Bullitt180sxI'm gonna assume it was "most descriptive"..
😂😂😂
@@joe-dirt697I would say the “shittiest” of all time 💩😆😝
@@Bullitt180sx It's a completely coherent sentence. It's a song title.
@@Bullitt180sx Welcome to the Internet
Another #1 hit from Arlo Aster!! The man makes solid gold music and liquid brown 💩
IIRC it only reached #2.
Great..LOL
I remember listening to this is 1959..It brings back old memories of me and my family listening and dancing to this masterpiece. Im 65 now and still listening 🙌
I can't get this out of my head, and now neither can my wife. What a great time to be alive and stoned! 🤘🤘🤘
Been at work for 8 hours and this is all i hear in my head
God bless America!
It was originally sung by The Skid Marks.
Soulful. They don't make em like this anymore.
asshole full that’s for sure 😂
So glad I found this song, I've been searching for years after hearing it at McDonald's, back when shazam was but a distant fantasy.
This song actually slaps. I keep finding myself singing it throughout the day.
It is pretty good not going to lie.
Ikr, catchy as hell
One of my grandfather's favorite vinyls. I remember watching him and my grandmother dancing on their anniversary to this golden oldie.
Came for the thumbnail, stayed for the tunes 🎶
This record, found in my grandad's collection, is the one which brought me close to music
They had one job. They fulfilled their doodie.
Fulfilled them selves with doodie
I remember roller dancing to this in 1980
LOL
Do you miss your dance shartner?
This should be on the radio, being played around the clock.
This song got me through the war
He gambled and lost 😳😂😂😂
😂
We have all taken & lost such a gamble
😂....😂😂😂😂😂😂
This should be played at family reunions!😊
And the USMC induction centers. 😊
and my funeral!
@@matingilardi I agree! I don't a sad funeral either! I want an exciting going away service!👍😁
Fr 😂👍
Somebody gonna get slapped XD
Yep. This inspired "Classical Gas".
?
Dude was droppin' all the hits
(S)hits you mean…
He was droppin' something
Dripping down memory lane here
Ain't no obstipation, this liquid sensation.
Thanks so much for increasing my vocabulary against my will! lol
@@TheChefmike66
Ditto!!!
the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation
These comments are priceless, how nice of professor algorithm to guide me here 😂👍
Doesn't that professor have an endowed chair?
Yeah man... totes agree 👍
Danger farts, not sure if you're gassy or need to take a seat.
I just spit out my coffe, seeing the "álbum" cover. Thanks. 👏
Who’s rocking this sick jam in 2032🥊💈🧍♂️💣💲💲💯💯💯
I will be!
I can't get no constipation !
I never thought I'd hear this hit from the famed 'Brown Liquid' recording sessions.
I feel like this would be in a Black Dynamite sequel. One of those scenes were the song is accurately describing what's happening like Jimmy's funeral.
this is honestly better than any mainstream track in the world today. good stuff.
I can't let this one slide....
The comments, are just pure comedic gold. Seems like babylon bee writers. I am impressed.
A truly universal human experience.
Especially if you drank cheap beer.
I know a hit when I hear one. And this one is gonna be splattered all over the airwaves.
Big LOL
From the bowels of the music vaults.
Pmsl 🤣
There are several versions of this song by the groups The Skid Marks and The Hershey Squirts.
That will storm the billboard farts, for sure!
I was in Sing Sing, in '72, when B. B. King did this song on Thanksgiving.
Won't never forget that day.
So you will forget it?
Thanks for your service
@@Smokinjoewhite Don't you none worry yourself with that. The old timer ain't said nothing no man can not understand, ya hear?
Literally sharting gold. One day with enough practice I'll be this good.
There are very few things which give me as much hope in the human race as this song and the comments from the incredible people right here!
finally something worthy from youtube recommendations
I remember working for this man as his personal assistant.
One day, he had me run up to the store to buy him some adult diapers.
While browsing the isles, I went to reach for a package and a hand accidentally touched mine.
I turned around and saw the most handsome man I've _ever_ seen!
His eyes were a light brown and his awkwardness was adorable.
Little did I know that on that day, I had met the love of my life.
We later got married and now have _three_ kids!
I owe it all to Mr. Aster.
Thank you for everything, 'sir!
You _will_ be missed!
R.I.P., my soul brother!
When my grandmother tore air I swear it was nothing but liquid. Oh man childhood trauma
Blame your grandfather. He was clearly an ass man. Lol
You can only master the secret art of Shart-Ninjutsu if you release it in someone else's pants without them noticing.
"It was so fucking sick" 😂
Well, that's one way to make a classroom memorable! 😂
This was my grandparents wedding song! A forever love.
'My junk is soaked like a watered plant'......I'm dead😅😂😅😂
Spoiler Alert:
If the brown starfish feels "hot" or "spicy", clench up!!! Be strong!
ITS NOT GAS!!!
SHUT THE DOOR!
The most random thing ever to come up on TH-cam 😆😆😆😆😆😆
I swear I’ll be humming this for the whole week😂
I remember seeing this on Top Of The Plops...
Me and my high school sweetheart went to his concert, Arlo Aster was singing this song while we had our first kiss. RIP Daisy 😞
RIP Daisy 🕊️ I hope you'll join her soon, so you two could dance and kiss to this song again in heaven 😞
@@Baseytapey I can't tell if this is endearing or... Threatening?
She's happy down there in brown heaven
I have no idea what the algorithm was thinking, but I’m glad it brought me here lol.
I remember when Andy Williams covered this song on his album entitled "Farts, Sharts And Tulips". It was the biggest album of his career.
Gold!
His back up band was called The Skid Marks...4 black guys all named Mark
The singer was hired in the studio to deliver in one take. He knew the job.
Sounds like number 2
That was such a banger in the new orleans underground scene..I remember the crowd going crazy the first time the dj played that sound!!
This is the best Music channel on youtube 💀
By far!
You can’t listen to this and not get turned on! The world needs more romance❤😂
Did you know Smokey Robinson is part of the background vocals? His manager at the time wanted to keep this song off of his resume, but Smokey refused and the rest is history.
Oh my gosh, I was born in 1963, and I was raised listening to music on the radio over watching a lot of tv. I'm 61 years young and I had no idea any song like this existed. Oh my!
It's AI
This has restored my faith in humanity once more.
This brings back so many memories.
This guy, Ronnie, who lived up the street from me, used to play this song when we'd share a McDonald's chocolate shake. Their shakes were kind of pricey back in the day and we'd have to fumble through the couch cushions, at the local YMCA, for loose change until we had enough money to buy one. I miss Ronnie and those simpler times. So glad I found this song again. Where are you, Ronnie?!
My mom would crank this when it came on the oldies station
This was actually a *"PEPTO BISMAL"* commercial back in the 70's on BET Tv.
How does this not have as many views as W.O.P.???!!! It’s literally just as good artistically.
AI may have made this song but it will never understand the fear of a fart becoming a shart. It's one of the defining human characteristics
No, this proves that AI KNOWS this fear lol
@@Meela9088They’re on to us 😅
I give credit to whomsoever said this "piss in your pants, people talk about you for a week; shi t in your pants, people talk about you for a lifetime ".
I thought this song was going to stink, boy was I wrong.
It runs like a smooth fine oil into your ears!! Rgr
It went straight to number 2 in the charts
I was always told that good music makes you want to pull up a stool, but GREAT music makes you want to push out a stool
Wow what a blast. It is a twister tornado. That's alright. You're still alive.
This was later followed up by his "Theme from SHART"
After hearing this - I can't get this shit out of my mind!!!
Won a marching band competition with this one in the 90's!
This made me cry laugh so hard 🤣