Sooo that's not exactly what he said... he says "Its good" not "I'm glad" so in reality here youve put words in Daniel Toshs mouth and he may not necessarily be glad bro?? Just let it sink in
Yeah, I think he's wrapping up his final season. Like 10 I think. I've seen his new stuff, and he's taken the change in culture well without sacrificing what makes the show great. Still just as offensive, and hilarious.
5:40 -- In the middle of laughing uproariously at this bit, I couldn't help but notice Tosh has this Sebastian Coe type of stride! Now it's even funnier!
Oh wow it’s danie tosh! I remember Wednesday’s being great in middle school because we would always talk about what was on the show. Looks like he signed that Qualcomm contract Simpson’s style and is now a slave to the networks
Molly is a beast, world champion calibre eater. She does this for a living, why would she be embarrassed about it? Tosh gave her some free publicity and I'm sure they paid her.
Groo Wanderer because if “world caliber eater” is a phrase you use without sarcasm, you should be embarrassed to be in public. Honestly, what’s next, competition shitting?
Tosh the closest you've ever come to mowing the lawn was standing at the window with your latte watching the latino you hired for 3 dollars an hour do it.
Joe Biden and his first wife, Neilia, had three children: Hunter, Beau and Naomi. In 1972, Neilia and Naomi, died in a car accident. Joe eventually married a woman named Jill (his current wife). He already knew her because she had been Hunter's babysitter at the time of the car accident. (Yeah, seems normal- marry the babysitter). They had a daughter named Ashley. Ashley lives 'a quiet life' and is frequently in and out of rehab for various substance abuse issues. Now sadly, the sanest, most normal one of the 3 surviving kids, Beau, dies in 2015 from a brain tumor. He had been married to Haillie and they had 2 children, a boy and a girl named Natalie, who was 11 yrs old when her dad died. Enter Hunter Biden, in 2015, to "comfort" his brother's widow. Mind you, Hunter is married at the time, to Kathleen Biden, since 1993. He starts screwing around with his dead brother's wife in 2015...his wife Kathleen finds out about it and they separate. Hunter moves in with his dead brother's wife, Haillie,and her two kids and they have a grand old time. He ultimately gets divorced from Kathleen in 2017. Meanwhile, he starts screwing around with a stripper, while still shacking up with his dead brother's wife, before his divorce is finalized, and gets the stripper pregnant. Haillie kicks him to the curb supposedly for this indiscretion in 2018. He denies the stripper's baby is his, although a paternity test proves otherwise and eventually he marries a woman named Melissa in 2019 after knowing her for 6 days. Does the tale end there? Why no, no it doesn't. That just sets the stage... Enter the laptop from hell loaded with emails, text messages, photos, child pornography, videos, and other sordid digital images of drug use and rampant weirdness. Hunter Biden dropped the laptop off in Delaware, his home state, to get it repaired. It seems he dropped it in some water while in a meth-induced state of mind. He then neglected to pick up the computer/pay the $85.00 repair fee and the laptop became the repair shop owner's property for non-payment. When the owner saw what was on it, he was so disturbed that he contacted the FBI. No response!!! The DOJ? No response!!!! Eventually, it landed in Rudy Giuliani's possession and he turned it over to the Delaware State Police AFTER making 4 copies of the hard drive. Turns out, there's quite a lot of child pornography on there...much of it involving children on Hunter's many trips to China. The Chinese Communist Party uses this as a blackmail tactic. They supply the young girls, they film you, unknowingly, and then they can keep you "in line", while paying you the big $$$ to do their bidding, like lucrative deals with your VP father. Millions of dollars were paid to Hunter Biden for favors with the US Govt while Joe Biden was VP under Obama. For 8 years Hunter made the contacts and split the money with his father, referred to as the "Big Guy" in all emails detailing how their ill gotten gains would be split up amongst all the criminals involved. Joe Biden sold out his country and used his meth head son to do it. ... But, IT GETS WORSE. Today, on the laptop, emails were released between Beau Biden's widow, Haillie, and Joe Biden in 2017 and more in 2018 when she and Hunter were still living together. They were casually talking about the continual "sexually inappropriate behavior" she had witnessed from Hunter toward her 14 year old daughter, Natalie, HIS NIECE! She told Joe that she felt she had put her children in a dangerous situation by getting involved with Hunter Biden. Joe knew his son was screwing around with his niece and he advised his daughter-in-law to go to therapy. No one went to the police and the abuse escalated. THAT is the main reason she broke off her relationship with Hunter. Among the pictures of Hunter having sex with young Asian children, there were hundreds of provocative pictures of a 14 year old girl, mainly topless, and hundreds more of Hunter Biden, in sexual poses with her, HIS NIECE. She was 14 yrs old and HE WAS 48!! BOTTOM LINE: ANY MAN WHO CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN HOUSE, HAS NO BUSINESS BEING IN THE WHITE HOUSE. THE END.....but, is it? Nope. Rudy says there is more to come, primarily involving Joe Biden getting rich off laundering foreign money through our country, using his son as intermediary. Biden is as dirty and crooked as they come. Hillary looks clean compared to him. Now it makes sense why Obama REFUSED to endorse him as the DNC candidate until he was the last man standing! What a legacy they will leave behind! But the media is silent. Imagine the scandal this would be if it was Trumps family and sons.
I just did a 20 oz mayo challenge on stream... A viewer promised $400 bucks if I finished it in 15min... I finished it in 10 min HE ONLY TRANSFERRED $50 dollars😭
@3:54 the server is actually one of the funniest comedians I've ever listened to. His name is Tommy Johnagain! Probably misspelled that last name, but you gotta here his bit about workin at Applebee's
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Pull your head out of your mothers teeth yuppie. Feminized yuppy for you
Teet
@@jonnykroneks3798 If you're going to insult someone, at least do a good job.
Tosh.0 ur a sick men and l love it
@@Nolan-hy2gn me2
I miss the days of coming home from school and watching Tosh.O instead of doing my homework. Life was simpler then
I know I think he's So funny now it's ridiculousness is good but it's not tosh.o
@@dentside78 Not really...I did my homework and chores and life is still complicated af.
Bryan Simon Thats not how it works.
Source: I did my homework then.
Only if we can go back and try a little bit hard instead of watching tosh.o. the life we choose.......
Damn bro this this strikes a chord
"I'm glad to see the guys from korn are staying busy" lmao that got a belly laugh out of me
I read that right as "The guys from Korn" showed up. Made it even better
Sooo that's not exactly what he said... he says "Its good" not "I'm glad" so in reality here youve put words in Daniel Toshs mouth and he may not necessarily be glad bro?? Just let it sink in
That Korn joke killed me
I don't even like them and I lost it
sameeee
Yup.. Agreed
I don't get it. 🤷♂️
Who the hell is corn???
@@artz9643 its (korn) à progressive metal band. Awsome in its Own right.
Who else got nauseous with the mayo? 🤢
Bárbie Alvarez I had to turn my head.
Jonathan Carter Omg , right? Just thinking bout it still make me queezy 😂🤢
Egg yolks and pure soybean oil. That's a lot.
Couldn't watch it 🤮
i even got a bit dizzy YUK
Jesus, speed eating makes me never wanna see food again
What does Jesus Christ have to do wa ith it?
The same amount he has to do with everything else: none
look up Joey Chestnut
dungis chunbleton the weirder part was her keeping the hand behind the back
It's kinda hot
A marine cries everytime a crayon is broken.
Why
I was heartbroken
Ashlie Starling because we eat them at least once a day
No they don't. That just makes them bite-sized
Why? We still eat em.
Tosh.0 is still a thing?
I'm not saying that as a smartass comment, I genuinely thought this show was cancelled.
@@herbderb4929 and you need to relax
@@herbderb4929 this show is genuinely for people who have no life and live in their moms basement
Yes and no. I heard that it was being canceled, but I think Daniel's trying to get the show on another network.
@@ifyouoralovedonehasmesothe1805 I don't have a TV. :(
He’s doing his last season (12) with Comedy Central right now.
The 2nd longest train ever run on our blogger Carly 😂😂😂
Chachi's Adventures he married her too
Tosh went on vacation for the 2nd so this was actually the 3rd longest.
The smell of balls
@@Born2beSPRA Really?
@@94ejackAYTUser Yeah that's his wife and she's almost as offensive as him lol
“It’s very European of you to finish with a half salad.” 😂
Wait I forgot this was an actual show I thought it was like a fever dream or somethin-
Me tooo😭
Yo same!! I confused it with Ridiculousness for a moment lol
Or NyQuil dream
Lmao
*sumptin
3:45 “that’s very European of you to finish with the half salad” 🤣
The mayonnaise part made me gag
For real. I started dry heaving 😅
"It's good to see the guys from Korn staying busy"
I died
That wheelbarrow thing looked like a community interpretative dance theater re-creation of Human Centipede 2.
Centipede 2 was the worst one of them all by far!
Lmao exactly this
@ as if any of them are good
"If it were colored pencils he'd be arrested for a hate crime". 🤣🤣🤣
You forgot Randy trying to beat the record for largest crap.
It was, it is, Bono.
Stans dad from south park
Hot, hot, hot. Mostly PF Chang's.
I thought this show was cancelled, but damn it still has the same humor and gags
Tosh running down the hula hoop in his underwear had me on the floor laughing
You're lying. You weren't on the floor at all
I was watching this a midnight one night and I couldn’t hold in my laugh, I was dying!! 😂😂😂
Literally gagged at the mayo lady
the mayo eating literally made me gag
Whole large pizza in just over a minute oh shit
Wasn't that 2?
I am sitting at my desk wheezing like an old smoker laughing at this. The fire hoop was the best.
😂😂 sameeee...
Im so glad Spiderman was in on it lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Comedy central canceling this show was a crime!!! But daniel tosh has a amazing podcast now! ❤
How bizarre... that’s the first time I’ve seen Molly Schuyler with a full head of hair.
Richard Armstrong 3rd I feel attacked
She is a beast in competition eating
For real. Doesn’t even look like the same chick
Him running with no pants on through the hoop had me dying
Shit I thought tosh has ended. Haven't seen him in years
Slim shady is that you ?
@@jayscraggs1012 lol i was thinking the same.
Yeah, I think he's wrapping up his final season. Like 10 I think. I've seen his new stuff, and he's taken the change in culture well without sacrificing what makes the show great. Still just as offensive, and hilarious.
Its stan
“This is recess at the Nike factory”💀💀💀💀
"Making it the second biggest train ever run on our blogger Carly."
That's his wife now lol
I legit forgot about this show until the advertisement
Took an almost 5:00 minute water break for a 60 second record 😂😂😂😂
The big eater was possibly the grossest and funniest thing for a while. Tosh had zero boundaries.
Yah 😂😂😂
This guy looks more like Bill Nye if he went to fashion school.
Is he a Freshman?
Which guy? Daniel Tosh? He's been out for decades...
@@BarbaraWalters_ And here I thought he was still in the closet.
MrMaxvladZ he’s married to a woman
That KOrN reference was so on point bro !
Damn! Tosh still has his show? I gotta lotta bingeing to do
"making it the 2nd longest train ran on our blogger carly" 😂😂😂
I thought this show would be over by now. But I am glad its still going.
“You’re awful”
Na-na-na Boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo. - Daniel Tosh (5:19)
I thought he was dead.
Proof of resurrection.
Tosh is risen
Nah, he still dead just like his cartoon show and career
the Chinese will dominate our company picnics in 15 years
15?
Probably this coming Spring. Lol
Never seen pizza so unappealing 🤢
Bro wtf 😭 I can’t even eat mayonnaise on a sandwich. I’m disgusted.
"Chase that down with a can of tuna" 💀
That is Molly, Molly is awesome
32-person human centipede race. Nicely done, Daniel
Really too bad the mayo eater wasn't hot, that was a missed opportunity.
What's it matter? It's disgusting regardless
I died as soon as he said "chink in the chain". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was my first thought on the last clip: I hope everyone washed for that.
This was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Tosh is the best I love his humor
That wall they did together the kids where they had the legs wrapped together in the one-legged race that show was pretty amazing running that long
Those crayons didn’t deserve it 😭
1:58 me when my mom says we have to leave in 5 minutes to go to the store:
I see Daniel has that Tyler Durden jacket
Years later I’m high eating baskin robins in my bed alone watching this
They said I am me, but I am u..
Got Guinness world record for no meaning.
That Asian chain joke floored me.
Daniel Tosh looks like a pretty strong runner. Got eeeem.
Bro,you gotta love tosh
Didn’t Comedy Central cancel Tosh.0? Trying to squeeze the last drops of cash out of its lifeless corpse huh, nice.
They love that cash cow. He finally got them to let him go after like 10 seasons.
Haha the woman's face as she's watching the other woman eat all the mayonnaise 0:06
I wish my boss would just once treat me like tosh does at 6:18
Your almost at 10 million bro!!!!!!!
4:30 I found it funny how eagerly she kept on that attitude even after so much food in a sitting
"poking her food baby" slayed me LOL
@@buttonsf3293 🤔🤔🤔 Thats a thought tho lol
THAT POOR TOILET AFTERWARDS!
Molly schuyler is for reals one of the world's premier eaters. I've seen her school most male champions she's ever eaten with/against.
In all seriousness, what’s her secret? Is she part Boa Constrictor?
I have an Unhealthy Obsession with the Tosh.0 show! Its the only reason I make TikTok / TH-cam Videos! Thanks!
She is amazing!
WOW THAT PIZZA LOOKS BAD!
all of that eating and she still looks she needs to eat some vitamins ad drink more milk.
Morgan Cahill she probably throws everything up
th-cam.com/video/vzZRg6ZGj60/w-d-xo.html
5:40 -- In the middle of laughing uproariously at this bit, I couldn't help but notice Tosh has this Sebastian Coe type of stride! Now it's even funnier!
4:31-4:33...professional speed eater is only her hobby...her real job is obviously a plumber
Why Tosh go so hard bro? 😂😂😂
Oh wow it’s danie tosh! I remember Wednesday’s being great in middle school because we would always talk about what was on the show.
Looks like he signed that Qualcomm contract Simpson’s style and is now a slave to the networks
The soup by hand won me over!!
Now we will have sex where I'm fast lol. That had me cracking up.
Tosh.0 is the only reason I miss cable TV.
It’s amazing that people agree to come on his show and humiliate themselves. Like, have these people never watched this before?
I'm just assuming they are getting paid their talent fee of 1 dollar for the whole segment
Publicity is also a factor. And its just hilarious.
Molly is a beast, world champion calibre eater. She does this for a living, why would she be embarrassed about it? Tosh gave her some free publicity and I'm sure they paid her.
Groo Wanderer because if “world caliber eater” is a phrase you use without sarcasm, you should be embarrassed to be in public. Honestly, what’s next, competition shitting?
@@spider_pig7588 If there was, Randy Marsh got this under the bag
HEY LOOK IT'S MOLLY WITH GLASSES!
She could have made so many sandwiches with that mayo.
THAT'S ONE BIG TRAIN!
Tosh the closest you've ever come to mowing the lawn was standing at the window with your latte watching the latino you hired for 3 dollars an hour do it.
BlackEquinox how do you know his life
@@valentinarmenta4982 The Equinox is all knowing.
I'm sure he would be willing to pay you a dollar more....why you need work?
I could just sit here and watch Tosh all day. Where’s my pipe! Let’s binge!
The pizza one reminded me of Buzz from Home Alone
Goddamit, I'm off pizza for a week and will never look at frozen pizza the same again.
The 2nd largest train ran on her I died 😂
Joe Biden and his first wife, Neilia, had three children: Hunter, Beau and Naomi.
In 1972, Neilia and Naomi, died in a car accident. Joe eventually married a woman named Jill (his current wife).
He already knew her because she had been Hunter's babysitter at the time of the car accident. (Yeah, seems normal- marry the babysitter). They had a daughter named Ashley. Ashley lives 'a quiet life' and is frequently in and out of rehab for various substance abuse issues.
Now sadly, the sanest, most normal one of the 3 surviving kids, Beau, dies in 2015 from a brain tumor. He had been married to Haillie and they had 2 children, a boy and a girl named Natalie, who was 11 yrs old when her dad died.
Enter Hunter Biden, in 2015, to "comfort" his brother's widow. Mind you, Hunter is married at the time, to Kathleen Biden, since 1993. He starts screwing around with his dead brother's wife in 2015...his wife Kathleen finds out about it and they separate. Hunter moves in with his dead brother's wife, Haillie,and her two kids and they have a grand old time. He ultimately gets divorced from Kathleen in 2017. Meanwhile, he starts screwing around with a stripper, while still shacking up with his dead brother's wife, before his divorce is finalized, and gets the stripper pregnant. Haillie kicks him to the curb supposedly for this indiscretion in 2018. He denies the stripper's baby is his, although a paternity test proves otherwise and eventually he marries a woman named Melissa in 2019 after knowing her for 6 days.
Does the tale end there? Why no, no it doesn't. That just sets the stage... Enter the laptop from hell loaded with emails, text messages, photos, child pornography, videos, and other sordid digital images of drug use and rampant weirdness.
Hunter Biden dropped the laptop off in Delaware, his home state, to get it repaired. It seems he dropped it in some water while in a meth-induced state of mind. He then neglected to pick up the computer/pay the $85.00 repair fee and the laptop became the repair shop owner's property for non-payment. When the owner saw what was on it, he was so disturbed that he contacted the FBI. No response!!! The DOJ? No response!!!! Eventually, it landed in Rudy Giuliani's possession and he turned it over to the Delaware State Police AFTER making 4 copies of the hard drive. Turns out, there's quite a lot of child pornography on there...much of it involving children on Hunter's many trips to China. The Chinese Communist Party uses this as a blackmail tactic. They supply the young girls, they film you, unknowingly, and then they can keep you "in line", while paying you the big $$$ to do their bidding, like lucrative deals with your VP father.
Millions of dollars were paid to Hunter Biden for favors with the US Govt while Joe Biden was VP under Obama.
For 8 years Hunter made the contacts and split the money with his father, referred to as the "Big Guy" in all emails detailing how their ill gotten gains would be split up amongst all the criminals involved.
Joe Biden sold out his country and used his meth head son to do it. ...
But, IT GETS WORSE. Today, on the laptop, emails were released between Beau Biden's widow, Haillie, and Joe Biden in 2017 and more in 2018 when she and Hunter were still living together. They were casually talking about the continual "sexually inappropriate behavior" she had witnessed from Hunter toward her 14 year old daughter, Natalie, HIS NIECE!
She told Joe that she felt she had put her children in a dangerous situation by getting involved with Hunter Biden. Joe knew his son was screwing around with his niece and he advised his daughter-in-law to go to therapy. No one went to the police and the abuse escalated. THAT is the main reason she broke off her relationship with Hunter. Among the pictures of Hunter having sex with young Asian children, there were hundreds of provocative pictures of a 14 year old girl, mainly topless, and hundreds more of Hunter Biden, in sexual poses with her, HIS NIECE. She was 14 yrs old and HE WAS 48!!
BOTTOM LINE: ANY MAN WHO CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN HOUSE, HAS NO BUSINESS BEING IN THE WHITE HOUSE. THE END.....but, is it?
Nope. Rudy says there is more to come, primarily involving Joe Biden getting rich off laundering foreign money through our country, using his son as intermediary. Biden is as dirty and crooked as they come. Hillary looks clean compared to him. Now it makes sense why Obama REFUSED to endorse him as the DNC candidate until he was the last man standing!
What a legacy they will leave behind! But the media is silent. Imagine the scandal this would be if it was Trumps family and sons.
Tommy Johnagin! It’s time for another special!
was not expecting Tommy Johnagin, what a pleasant surprise
Oh I remember tosh.0...........now let me forget again for another 15 years
I just did a 20 oz mayo challenge on stream... A viewer promised $400 bucks if I finished it in 15min... I finished it in 10 min HE ONLY TRANSFERRED $50 dollars😭
😂😂😂😂
Bruh how was your poop after that xD
lol
Dr Jim cracked me TF up
Cheesecake was one of my favorite desserts. Not anymore.
I just got this vid as an ad. It’s from 10 months ago 😂😂
No coconuts? damn that was a good one
Who wakes up and says I need to beat the record for most mayonnaise eaten in 3 minutes?
Then again competitive eating is a sport. What was I thinking.
2:20 the sounds that were made nearly made me vomit.
@3:54 the server is actually one of the funniest comedians I've ever listened to. His name is Tommy Johnagain! Probably misspelled that last name, but you gotta here his bit about workin at Applebee's
i didn’t know he was still relevant
Who are you ?
Are you still relevant?
@@jessicamarie4618 this makes no sense
@@susdad nobody
Ahahahhahaahah so many great jokes on every episode - "this is recess at the Nike factory" Ahahahaahahahahah
I once attempted the record for most toothbrushes stuck in ones rectum. I got 73 but i needed 125. I won’t give up.
#im gay
Brain Rocket subtle flex but ok
😂
What's gay about that? You're just weird. But in a good way.
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.
Do you even care that children may see this?