The Dumbest World Record Attempts - Tosh.0

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  • @tosh
    @tosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

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    • @jonnykroneks3798
      @jonnykroneks3798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pull your head out of your mothers teeth yuppie. Feminized yuppy for you

    • @jonnykroneks3798
      @jonnykroneks3798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Teet

    • @dark_khan2232
      @dark_khan2232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jonnykroneks3798 If you're going to insult someone, at least do a good job.

    • @betzaidavelez6604
      @betzaidavelez6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tosh.0 ur a sick men and l love it

    • @joey19xx73
      @joey19xx73 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nolan-hy2gn me2

  • @silkroad1201
    @silkroad1201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    I miss the days of coming home from school and watching Tosh.O instead of doing my homework. Life was simpler then

    • @markmcwilliams3003
      @markmcwilliams3003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know I think he's So funny now it's ridiculousness is good but it's not tosh.o

    • @mercurialpierrot7073
      @mercurialpierrot7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@dentside78 Not really...I did my homework and chores and life is still complicated af.

    • @Alderak1
      @Alderak1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bryan Simon Thats not how it works.
      Source: I did my homework then.

    • @mannysanchez2748
      @mannysanchez2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only if we can go back and try a little bit hard instead of watching tosh.o. the life we choose.......

    • @drabolit
      @drabolit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn bro this this strikes a chord

  • @jbaketkd
    @jbaketkd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    "I'm glad to see the guys from korn are staying busy" lmao that got a belly laugh out of me

    • @brbimatthemoon3873
      @brbimatthemoon3873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read that right as "The guys from Korn" showed up. Made it even better

    • @eskee1
      @eskee1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sooo that's not exactly what he said... he says "Its good" not "I'm glad" so in reality here youve put words in Daniel Toshs mouth and he may not necessarily be glad bro?? Just let it sink in

  • @ricbradley5323
    @ricbradley5323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    That Korn joke killed me

    • @Eric-2720
      @Eric-2720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't even like them and I lost it

    • @Orphan-mh6db
      @Orphan-mh6db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sameeee

    • @ripvanwinkle420snoopdogg2
      @ripvanwinkle420snoopdogg2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup.. Agreed

    • @artz9643
      @artz9643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it. 🤷‍♂️
      Who the hell is corn???

    • @ripvanwinkle420snoopdogg2
      @ripvanwinkle420snoopdogg2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@artz9643 its (korn) à progressive metal band. Awsome in its Own right.

  • @Darktimes17
    @Darktimes17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    Who else got nauseous with the mayo? 🤢

    • @Jonathan-fx5pr
      @Jonathan-fx5pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bárbie Alvarez I had to turn my head.

    • @Darktimes17
      @Darktimes17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jonathan Carter Omg , right? Just thinking bout it still make me queezy 😂🤢

    • @jeanclaudevindiesel207
      @jeanclaudevindiesel207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Egg yolks and pure soybean oil. That's a lot.

    • @niks983
      @niks983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Couldn't watch it 🤮

    • @aquilesvailo4786
      @aquilesvailo4786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i even got a bit dizzy YUK

  • @leaguecarrypro
    @leaguecarrypro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Jesus, speed eating makes me never wanna see food again

    • @EndTimesDisciple
      @EndTimesDisciple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What does Jesus Christ have to do wa ith it?

    • @philthycoder
      @philthycoder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The same amount he has to do with everything else: none

    • @smallfry7304
      @smallfry7304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      look up Joey Chestnut

    • @connorleach3608
      @connorleach3608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      dungis chunbleton the weirder part was her keeping the hand behind the back

    • @coldpocket1988
      @coldpocket1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's kinda hot

  • @michaelt.9372
    @michaelt.9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    A marine cries everytime a crayon is broken.

    • @ashliestarling9892
      @ashliestarling9892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why

    • @TheActiveAssault
      @TheActiveAssault 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was heartbroken

    • @UnicycleIdiot
      @UnicycleIdiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ashlie Starling because we eat them at least once a day

    • @justinpowell3174
      @justinpowell3174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No they don't. That just makes them bite-sized

    • @1BeGe
      @1BeGe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why? We still eat em.

  • @thatguythatlikesvideogames3176
    @thatguythatlikesvideogames3176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    Tosh.0 is still a thing?
    I'm not saying that as a smartass comment, I genuinely thought this show was cancelled.

    • @cannedcoffee2518
      @cannedcoffee2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@herbderb4929 and you need to relax

    • @michaelmcgee2026
      @michaelmcgee2026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@herbderb4929 this show is genuinely for people who have no life and live in their moms basement

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes and no. I heard that it was being canceled, but I think Daniel's trying to get the show on another network.

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ifyouoralovedonehasmesothe1805 I don't have a TV. :(

    • @quintongossett9028
      @quintongossett9028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He’s doing his last season (12) with Comedy Central right now.

  • @chachisadventures3378
    @chachisadventures3378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    The 2nd longest train ever run on our blogger Carly 😂😂😂

    • @Born2beSPRA
      @Born2beSPRA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Chachi's Adventures he married her too

    • @marcmarc4776
      @marcmarc4776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tosh went on vacation for the 2nd so this was actually the 3rd longest.

    • @frankjarzombek1628
      @frankjarzombek1628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The smell of balls

    • @94ejackAYTUser
      @94ejackAYTUser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Born2beSPRA Really?

    • @dominickpardo8702
      @dominickpardo8702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@94ejackAYTUser Yeah that's his wife and she's almost as offensive as him lol

  • @ib8774
    @ib8774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “It’s very European of you to finish with a half salad.” 😂

  • @Swag-rj7zj
    @Swag-rj7zj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Wait I forgot this was an actual show I thought it was like a fever dream or somethin-

  • @ChosenPlaysYT
    @ChosenPlaysYT ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:45 “that’s very European of you to finish with the half salad” 🤣

  • @jjwhite6860
    @jjwhite6860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    The mayonnaise part made me gag

    • @jonb5874
      @jonb5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real. I started dry heaving 😅

  • @p1nkfreud
    @p1nkfreud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "It's good to see the guys from Korn staying busy"
    I died

  • @PoeticProse7
    @PoeticProse7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    That wheelbarrow thing looked like a community interpretative dance theater re-creation of Human Centipede 2.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Centipede 2 was the worst one of them all by far!

    • @mikezenox
      @mikezenox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao exactly this

    • @pepesilvia2094
      @pepesilvia2094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ as if any of them are good

  • @kristiwilliams6518
    @kristiwilliams6518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "If it were colored pencils he'd be arrested for a hate crime". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sean_marsz
    @sean_marsz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    You forgot Randy trying to beat the record for largest crap.

  • @Dorfuto
    @Dorfuto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I thought this show was cancelled, but damn it still has the same humor and gags

  • @mattwhalen892
    @mattwhalen892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Tosh running down the hula hoop in his underwear had me on the floor laughing

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're lying. You weren't on the floor at all

    • @Tommyboy6426
      @Tommyboy6426 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was watching this a midnight one night and I couldn’t hold in my laugh, I was dying!! 😂😂😂

  • @ericpettyfishing
    @ericpettyfishing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Literally gagged at the mayo lady

  • @branchbrookbushcraft6396
    @branchbrookbushcraft6396 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the mayo eating literally made me gag

  • @playerswhelm
    @playerswhelm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Whole large pizza in just over a minute oh shit

    • @Power5
      @Power5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't that 2?

  • @mikemiller2059
    @mikemiller2059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I am sitting at my desk wheezing like an old smoker laughing at this. The fire hoop was the best.

    • @uhubb
      @uhubb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂 sameeee...

    • @maggs131
      @maggs131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im so glad Spiderman was in on it lmao

    • @AnastasiaDiscovery
      @AnastasiaDiscovery ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @IgoTpaynus69
    @IgoTpaynus69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Comedy central canceling this show was a crime!!! But daniel tosh has a amazing podcast now! ❤

  • @richardarmstrong3rd53
    @richardarmstrong3rd53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    How bizarre... that’s the first time I’ve seen Molly Schuyler with a full head of hair.

    • @schuylergrygiel8784
      @schuylergrygiel8784 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richard Armstrong 3rd I feel attacked

    • @matejmatej3554
      @matejmatej3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She is a beast in competition eating

    • @asherweck
      @asherweck 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real. Doesn’t even look like the same chick

  • @tomcapss
    @tomcapss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Him running with no pants on through the hoop had me dying

  • @Dominicc95
    @Dominicc95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Shit I thought tosh has ended. Haven't seen him in years

    • @jayscraggs1012
      @jayscraggs1012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Slim shady is that you ?

    • @bigtuna9086
      @bigtuna9086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jayscraggs1012 lol i was thinking the same.

    • @SiLvErWaRe000
      @SiLvErWaRe000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I think he's wrapping up his final season. Like 10 I think. I've seen his new stuff, and he's taken the change in culture well without sacrificing what makes the show great. Still just as offensive, and hilarious.

    • @jimjack1433
      @jimjack1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its stan

  • @boosted4732
    @boosted4732 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “This is recess at the Nike factory”💀💀💀💀

  • @TheCheat420
    @TheCheat420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Making it the second biggest train ever run on our blogger Carly."
    That's his wife now lol

  • @spore6050
    @spore6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I legit forgot about this show until the advertisement

  • @wavves9095
    @wavves9095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Took an almost 5:00 minute water break for a 60 second record 😂😂😂😂

  • @crustycobs2669
    @crustycobs2669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The big eater was possibly the grossest and funniest thing for a while. Tosh had zero boundaries.

  • @ty_teynium
    @ty_teynium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    This guy looks more like Bill Nye if he went to fashion school.

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is he a Freshman?

    • @BarbaraWalters_
      @BarbaraWalters_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which guy? Daniel Tosh? He's been out for decades...

    • @MrMaxvladZ
      @MrMaxvladZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BarbaraWalters_ And here I thought he was still in the closet.

    • @Boreganic
      @Boreganic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrMaxvladZ he’s married to a woman

  • @lroscinski5046
    @lroscinski5046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That KOrN reference was so on point bro !

  • @jsal2284
    @jsal2284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Damn! Tosh still has his show? I gotta lotta bingeing to do

  • @kylejones5376
    @kylejones5376 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "making it the 2nd longest train ran on our blogger carly" 😂😂😂

  • @tqlla
    @tqlla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thought this show would be over by now. But I am glad its still going.

  • @jacobclark8121
    @jacobclark8121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “You’re awful”

    • @krisnarefaagusta16
      @krisnarefaagusta16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Na-na-na Boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo. - Daniel Tosh (5:19)

  • @ScottWorthington
    @ScottWorthington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I thought he was dead.
    Proof of resurrection.
    Tosh is risen

    • @whoisbrucewayne17
      @whoisbrucewayne17 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, he still dead just like his cartoon show and career

  • @jaysmith1685
    @jaysmith1685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    the Chinese will dominate our company picnics in 15 years

    • @ericadams214
      @ericadams214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      15?
      Probably this coming Spring. Lol

  • @MissBigTexasBangin
    @MissBigTexasBangin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Never seen pizza so unappealing 🤢

  • @HAHA-wn1wc
    @HAHA-wn1wc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Bro wtf 😭 I can’t even eat mayonnaise on a sandwich. I’m disgusted.

  • @rg9810
    @rg9810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Chase that down with a can of tuna" 💀

  • @flipflopcrusader1368
    @flipflopcrusader1368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That is Molly, Molly is awesome

  • @AnimalMother60
    @AnimalMother60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    32-person human centipede race. Nicely done, Daniel

  • @MrFelixtheman
    @MrFelixtheman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Really too bad the mayo eater wasn't hot, that was a missed opportunity.

    • @keenanalexander3003
      @keenanalexander3003 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's it matter? It's disgusting regardless

  • @alexnunez3929
    @alexnunez3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I died as soon as he said "chink in the chain". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wildones9339
    @wildones9339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That was my first thought on the last clip: I hope everyone washed for that.

  • @AnastasiaDiscovery
    @AnastasiaDiscovery ปีที่แล้ว

    This was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hi-if7lj
    @hi-if7lj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tosh is the best I love his humor

  • @propertoke420rep4
    @propertoke420rep4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That wall they did together the kids where they had the legs wrapped together in the one-legged race that show was pretty amazing running that long

  • @carlosdeleon2805
    @carlosdeleon2805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Those crayons didn’t deserve it 😭

  • @sir_dark_humor8673
    @sir_dark_humor8673 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:58 me when my mom says we have to leave in 5 minutes to go to the store:

  • @buried4430
    @buried4430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I see Daniel has that Tyler Durden jacket

  • @iloveyou202
    @iloveyou202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Years later I’m high eating baskin robins in my bed alone watching this

  • @rockie292
    @rockie292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    They said I am me, but I am u..
    Got Guinness world record for no meaning.

  • @Erickwhatever
    @Erickwhatever 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Asian chain joke floored me.

  • @joebuczkowski8605
    @joebuczkowski8605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Daniel Tosh looks like a pretty strong runner. Got eeeem.

  • @landreeharris5395
    @landreeharris5395 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro,you gotta love tosh

  • @FrugalPossum
    @FrugalPossum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Didn’t Comedy Central cancel Tosh.0? Trying to squeeze the last drops of cash out of its lifeless corpse huh, nice.

    • @SiLvErWaRe000
      @SiLvErWaRe000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They love that cash cow. He finally got them to let him go after like 10 seasons.

  • @Venera_15
    @Venera_15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Haha the woman's face as she's watching the other woman eat all the mayonnaise 0:06

  • @inksnail1458
    @inksnail1458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wish my boss would just once treat me like tosh does at 6:18

  • @jackdobbs6569
    @jackdobbs6569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your almost at 10 million bro!!!!!!!

  • @davidcampuzano6821
    @davidcampuzano6821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:30 I found it funny how eagerly she kept on that attitude even after so much food in a sitting

    • @buttonsf3293
      @buttonsf3293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "poking her food baby" slayed me LOL

    • @davidcampuzano6821
      @davidcampuzano6821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@buttonsf3293 🤔🤔🤔 Thats a thought tho lol

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THAT POOR TOILET AFTERWARDS!

  • @groowanderer
    @groowanderer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Molly schuyler is for reals one of the world's premier eaters. I've seen her school most male champions she's ever eaten with/against.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In all seriousness, what’s her secret? Is she part Boa Constrictor?

  • @RandomCowboy420
    @RandomCowboy420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have an Unhealthy Obsession with the Tosh.0 show! Its the only reason I make TikTok / TH-cam Videos! Thanks!

  • @buddy77587
    @buddy77587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    She is amazing!

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WOW THAT PIZZA LOOKS BAD!

  • @morgancahill5021
    @morgancahill5021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    all of that eating and she still looks she needs to eat some vitamins ad drink more milk.

    • @josephthegod3514
      @josephthegod3514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Morgan Cahill she probably throws everything up

    • @jaylast1958
      @jaylast1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/vzZRg6ZGj60/w-d-xo.html

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:40 -- In the middle of laughing uproariously at this bit, I couldn't help but notice Tosh has this Sebastian Coe type of stride! Now it's even funnier!

  • @metou3072
    @metou3072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    4:31-4:33...professional speed eater is only her hobby...her real job is obviously a plumber

  • @KweenSheba
    @KweenSheba ปีที่แล้ว

    Why Tosh go so hard bro? 😂😂😂

  • @therockbottom5
    @therockbottom5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Oh wow it’s danie tosh! I remember Wednesday’s being great in middle school because we would always talk about what was on the show.
    Looks like he signed that Qualcomm contract Simpson’s style and is now a slave to the networks

  • @stephenodonovan4168
    @stephenodonovan4168 ปีที่แล้ว

    The soup by hand won me over!!

  • @johnstover4584
    @johnstover4584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Now we will have sex where I'm fast lol. That had me cracking up.

  • @KingCrayon420
    @KingCrayon420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tosh.0 is the only reason I miss cable TV.

  • @spider_pig7588
    @spider_pig7588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It’s amazing that people agree to come on his show and humiliate themselves. Like, have these people never watched this before?

    • @chasse-nigb3r
      @chasse-nigb3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm just assuming they are getting paid their talent fee of 1 dollar for the whole segment

    • @venoxidegaming1432
      @venoxidegaming1432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Publicity is also a factor. And its just hilarious.

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Molly is a beast, world champion calibre eater. She does this for a living, why would she be embarrassed about it? Tosh gave her some free publicity and I'm sure they paid her.

    • @spider_pig7588
      @spider_pig7588 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Groo Wanderer because if “world caliber eater” is a phrase you use without sarcasm, you should be embarrassed to be in public. Honestly, what’s next, competition shitting?

    • @toyoseries
      @toyoseries 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spider_pig7588 If there was, Randy Marsh got this under the bag

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HEY LOOK IT'S MOLLY WITH GLASSES!

  • @khickerson86
    @khickerson86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    She could have made so many sandwiches with that mayo.

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THAT'S ONE BIG TRAIN!

  • @BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard
    @BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tosh the closest you've ever come to mowing the lawn was standing at the window with your latte watching the latino you hired for 3 dollars an hour do it.

    • @valentinarmenta4982
      @valentinarmenta4982 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BlackEquinox how do you know his life

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@valentinarmenta4982 The Equinox is all knowing.

    • @billywarren9834
      @billywarren9834 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure he would be willing to pay you a dollar more....why you need work?

  • @TheTonialadd
    @TheTonialadd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could just sit here and watch Tosh all day. Where’s my pipe! Let’s binge!

  • @frostedicepharoah7723
    @frostedicepharoah7723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The pizza one reminded me of Buzz from Home Alone

  • @SandyRiverBlue
    @SandyRiverBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goddamit, I'm off pizza for a week and will never look at frozen pizza the same again.

  • @santacruz939
    @santacruz939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The 2nd largest train ran on her I died 😂

  • @TheHunterofshadow
    @TheHunterofshadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe Biden and his first wife, Neilia, had three children: Hunter, Beau and Naomi.
    In 1972, Neilia and Naomi, died in a car accident. Joe eventually married a woman named Jill (his current wife).
    He already knew her because she had been Hunter's babysitter at the time of the car accident. (Yeah, seems normal- marry the babysitter). They had a daughter named Ashley. Ashley lives 'a quiet life' and is frequently in and out of rehab for various substance abuse issues.
    Now sadly, the sanest, most normal one of the 3 surviving kids, Beau, dies in 2015 from a brain tumor. He had been married to Haillie and they had 2 children, a boy and a girl named Natalie, who was 11 yrs old when her dad died.
    Enter Hunter Biden, in 2015, to "comfort" his brother's widow. Mind you, Hunter is married at the time, to Kathleen Biden, since 1993. He starts screwing around with his dead brother's wife in 2015...his wife Kathleen finds out about it and they separate. Hunter moves in with his dead brother's wife, Haillie,and her two kids and they have a grand old time. He ultimately gets divorced from Kathleen in 2017. Meanwhile, he starts screwing around with a stripper, while still shacking up with his dead brother's wife, before his divorce is finalized, and gets the stripper pregnant. Haillie kicks him to the curb supposedly for this indiscretion in 2018. He denies the stripper's baby is his, although a paternity test proves otherwise and eventually he marries a woman named Melissa in 2019 after knowing her for 6 days.
    Does the tale end there? Why no, no it doesn't. That just sets the stage... Enter the laptop from hell loaded with emails, text messages, photos, child pornography, videos, and other sordid digital images of drug use and rampant weirdness.
    Hunter Biden dropped the laptop off in Delaware, his home state, to get it repaired. It seems he dropped it in some water while in a meth-induced state of mind. He then neglected to pick up the computer/pay the $85.00 repair fee and the laptop became the repair shop owner's property for non-payment. When the owner saw what was on it, he was so disturbed that he contacted the FBI. No response!!! The DOJ? No response!!!! Eventually, it landed in Rudy Giuliani's possession and he turned it over to the Delaware State Police AFTER making 4 copies of the hard drive. Turns out, there's quite a lot of child pornography on there...much of it involving children on Hunter's many trips to China. The Chinese Communist Party uses this as a blackmail tactic. They supply the young girls, they film you, unknowingly, and then they can keep you "in line", while paying you the big $$$ to do their bidding, like lucrative deals with your VP father.
    Millions of dollars were paid to Hunter Biden for favors with the US Govt while Joe Biden was VP under Obama.
    For 8 years Hunter made the contacts and split the money with his father, referred to as the "Big Guy" in all emails detailing how their ill gotten gains would be split up amongst all the criminals involved.
    Joe Biden sold out his country and used his meth head son to do it. ...
    But, IT GETS WORSE. Today, on the laptop, emails were released between Beau Biden's widow, Haillie, and Joe Biden in 2017 and more in 2018 when she and Hunter were still living together. They were casually talking about the continual "sexually inappropriate behavior" she had witnessed from Hunter toward her 14 year old daughter, Natalie, HIS NIECE!
    She told Joe that she felt she had put her children in a dangerous situation by getting involved with Hunter Biden. Joe knew his son was screwing around with his niece and he advised his daughter-in-law to go to therapy. No one went to the police and the abuse escalated. THAT is the main reason she broke off her relationship with Hunter. Among the pictures of Hunter having sex with young Asian children, there were hundreds of provocative pictures of a 14 year old girl, mainly topless, and hundreds more of Hunter Biden, in sexual poses with her, HIS NIECE. She was 14 yrs old and HE WAS 48!!
    BOTTOM LINE: ANY MAN WHO CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN HOUSE, HAS NO BUSINESS BEING IN THE WHITE HOUSE. THE END.....but, is it?
    Nope. Rudy says there is more to come, primarily involving Joe Biden getting rich off laundering foreign money through our country, using his son as intermediary. Biden is as dirty and crooked as they come. Hillary looks clean compared to him. Now it makes sense why Obama REFUSED to endorse him as the DNC candidate until he was the last man standing!
    What a legacy they will leave behind! But the media is silent. Imagine the scandal this would be if it was Trumps family and sons.

  • @aureolaborealis
    @aureolaborealis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tommy Johnagin! It’s time for another special!

    • @garrettlancaster3979
      @garrettlancaster3979 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      was not expecting Tommy Johnagin, what a pleasant surprise

  • @playascap
    @playascap 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh I remember tosh.0...........now let me forget again for another 15 years

  • @2PandaMama
    @2PandaMama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just did a 20 oz mayo challenge on stream... A viewer promised $400 bucks if I finished it in 15min... I finished it in 10 min HE ONLY TRANSFERRED $50 dollars😭

    • @ynoten
      @ynoten 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @elili8016
      @elili8016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh how was your poop after that xD

    • @johnpliskin8759
      @johnpliskin8759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @NZbo-.-.-614
    @NZbo-.-.-614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dr Jim cracked me TF up

  • @frostedicepharoah7723
    @frostedicepharoah7723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cheesecake was one of my favorite desserts. Not anymore.

  • @aeeileen5997
    @aeeileen5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just got this vid as an ad. It’s from 10 months ago 😂😂

  • @coastiem5er470
    @coastiem5er470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No coconuts? damn that was a good one

  • @deanarupe73
    @deanarupe73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who wakes up and says I need to beat the record for most mayonnaise eaten in 3 minutes?
    Then again competitive eating is a sport. What was I thinking.

  • @MadMax-mt4wz
    @MadMax-mt4wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:20 the sounds that were made nearly made me vomit.

  • @guttagame1804
    @guttagame1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @3:54 the server is actually one of the funniest comedians I've ever listened to. His name is Tommy Johnagain! Probably misspelled that last name, but you gotta here his bit about workin at Applebee's

  • @arina4030
    @arina4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i didn’t know he was still relevant

    • @susdad
      @susdad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who are you ?

    • @jessicamarie4618
      @jessicamarie4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you still relevant?

    • @arina4030
      @arina4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jessicamarie4618 this makes no sense

    • @arina4030
      @arina4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@susdad nobody

  • @JJSeattle
    @JJSeattle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahahahhahaahah so many great jokes on every episode - "this is recess at the Nike factory" Ahahahaahahahahah

  • @theplumber9427
    @theplumber9427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I once attempted the record for most toothbrushes stuck in ones rectum. I got 73 but i needed 125. I won’t give up.
    #im gay

    • @CannabisMaximus02
      @CannabisMaximus02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brain Rocket subtle flex but ok

    • @danielj.9857
      @danielj.9857 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's gay about that? You're just weird. But in a good way.

    • @mattdewb3291
      @mattdewb3291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

    • @sunnyedaize1262
      @sunnyedaize1262 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you even care that children may see this?