My story: my boyfriend looked at another girl and i got sooo mad that i literally sold myself to an african warlord and totally ended up working in a diamond mine.
“She’s a transvestite, which is a fancy way of saying she’s vegan. That’s right, my mom has never had sex before!” There are so many things to unpack in these two sentences that my brain hurts
I recently found out my teacher is actually my mom even though he's a thirty year old man. I also found out he's married to my grandma. I got so upset I ate my own legs.
The intro was a truly heartwarming story. The emotion, the writing, the acting, all of it. I can't wait for the movie coming out next year, I'll watch it with my 20 year old pregnant midget grandfather. Never change, Diesel.
Honestly I kind of feel her on that. I'm not emotionally invested since I almost always prefer jeans or slacks but logically speaking, you can wear tank tops and shorts in college, why the hell does high school give a damn?
@@JohnPerry27 Because you’re underage, and if you wanna go around in tanks and short you can do that outside the school but the school won’t allow you to do it under their supervision. A lot of things can happen to underage people in such circumstances but schools won’t allow anyone to blame them in case something happened, let’s say e.g a young kid had a stalker keeping pics of them in these clothes, the school won’t get any blame for that and that’s the point. I don’t like the idea of putting constraints on children for the crimes of sick adults but it’s necessary for their safety since there’s no way to guarantee safety of children.
@@bsk3760 I gave to the hungry and blessed the homeless I cured the blind and clothed the naked I DID NOT steel from the workers and starve the innocent was I the one who covers the world in darkness and greed was I the one who let the handicap die on the street no I was the one who shared the light healed the injured brought the dead to life and I loved each and every one of you before you were even thought of by human minds I have and ALWAYS will love each and every one person on this earth even the ones who died during birth *so do not compare me to a sinner like a communist*
What I love about your videos is that you'll make edgy jokes but still have morals and standards. It's refreshing since a lot of people treat people who make edgy jokes like inhuman.
Nobody: Absolutly no one: Not a single soul: Actually happend: My boyfriend cheated on me with my dog but then i realise that he was actually my sis dog then i found out that i have cancer and my mom is a man and my dad a women they were lying to me what a stupid life so i decided to kill myself!
When I became a vegan all trees and plants tried to sleep with me. I guess the hills do have eyes. I should upload this on share my story so I can see if other vegans go through the same thing.
My animated stories be like: "My brother ate the last slice of pizza so I strangled him in his sleep until he was dead threw him in a river and left him for dead! And now my Mom is mad at me I don't know what I did wrong tho!"
It's really disgusting how people in these videos do all kinds of horrible shit and then act like they are victims and others were wrong and at the end thinks people are gonna support them (which surprisingly some do) and many young audience and other people watch this and think it's okay to do all this horrible shit to others
TheAmazingNicolasRGBY Some shitty corporation apparently. From the looks of it they run all of the channels diesel has talked about in this series. You can tell since they straight up use the same monotone voice actors across all of them and will even recycle stories to different animation.
The first minute is better than any animated story will ever be.
True
He should start his own channel then
Because it is more enjoyable than any animated stories ever, except storybooth.
just another degenerate with a youtube account storybooth is also good
Agreed
“I didn’t know she was 12, I thought she was 13” 😂😂
Danielle Cohn: I got pregnant at 15
I'm 13
Hey at 3:08 the FBI open up thing,
I really really wish that could happen to some people one of these days.
Bwahahahahaha! Lol yeah! Ugh! *vomits* 🤮🤢😫😣🤨😔.
"Why don't you take a seat right over there for me."~Chris Hansen
"I have 3 boyfriends!"
*_"SSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUU-"_*
UUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT
😂
THROWBACK
@Chookie Gamer *_IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOOOOT_*
@Chookie Gamer you'r gay
Coldgamer 2006 you’re*
"These lovely ladies will be our victims today"
Out of context 2019
he predicted Cuties...
@@SyncJaws999 omg ur right
yep
Chris Hansen gonna jump outta f*cking closet for that
Her teacher was a fictional character from Harry Potter.
I Repeat
*HER TEACHER WAS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM HARRY POTTER*
10 points from hufflepuff for wearing inappropriate clothing
Papa Potato HEY MY HOUSE DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS
What a disgrace to my house D:
I get that Snape was mean, but man... Even he didn't deserve this
bruh
I feel bad for the voice actors. Atleast they're getting paid. I hope.
There sinner for sitting the dark magic and will be sentenced to hell
Theyre getting paid with bread and water
@@JesusChrist-bi4ps Will I go to hell?
@@someguyudontknow6038 no for you are one of my followers
@@JesusChrist-bi4ps Im a muslim tho........
My story: my boyfriend looked at another girl and i got sooo mad that i literally sold myself to an african warlord and totally ended up working in a diamond mine.
Uzochi Okeke xDD
Accurate to the bizarre levels of these stories.
Wow so many details
Ps: blink 5009 times if you need help
Don't give them anymore ideas!
That's actually pretty good than these garbage story on share my story bs lol
So we back in the mine!
I lost my shit when he said “I wonder if they have arthritis”
Vores the mike
so thats how people get into necrophilia.....
And if they have Parkinson’s...
that was funny as f*ck 😂🤣
Basically me when I watch any of this channel's videos
“I got pregnant by my bed 😱😱 True story!!!”
That’s nothing to me I got pregnant from a pause button
About 2 mill
I got pregnant by a chair im a toaster
Lit
Well what happen?
“His PP accidentally slid into my VJ”
*Not what I was expecting to hear in the early hours of Wednesday morning but I’m not complaining*
Uhhh. Same. It's an early tuesday morning and I did NOT wanna hear that but it was still pretty funny.
It actually happened
I wanna like but I don’t want to ruin the number 699
Plot twist: it was actually his grandma
Eidt: it was her dad mindnever
Impossible
It was at 69 so I had to change it because you ain't gonna catch me wit dat sinner shit
Don’t like pls
@@sappylife4807 gay learn to spell
You lean to spell dummy
She got three boyfriends when some people can’t even get one
Well, its easier a women get a boyfriend than a man get a girlfriend, just saying
@@podrepodrinho5592 How
It's me I'm people
Podre Podrinho it’s also hard for a woman to get girlfriend and a guy to get a boyfriend
Dior.The.Artist Aka Ddstar Same
What is wrong with Patricia’a hand? When she’s waving it looks really wierd
Yeah she's going to hell
She has four fingers
She’s the fuckin devil
She's wiping us from existence
@@JesusChrist-bi4ps Jesus yes tell God to Noah to build the boat
Roses are red
Some People hate men
“I got pregnant by breathing oxygen”
I got pregnant by eating oxygen
I got pregnant from consuming raw eggs
i got pregnant being pregnant
michael litvak I got pregnant from swimming in a pool
Oxygen - Come to me.
“She’s a transvestite, which is a fancy way of saying she’s vegan. That’s right, my mom has never had sex before!”
There are so many things to unpack in these two sentences that my brain hurts
Moral of the story is: he was adopted 🤮
Yoda: Hurting my brain this is MMMMM
My dog ate my elbow so I killed the babysitter
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
I killed Epstein NOT FAKE AND HAD CHECK WITH BILL CLITON AND GOT HIM PREGNANT
WooooooooOoOOOOOOw
I had to kill 3 apple trees and become a vegetarian’s mom’s dog (ACTUALLY HAPPENED) *GONE WRONG* (IN THE HOOD)
_PERIDOT_
I eat my lamp and school burn down so I killed my best friend
Actually happened
everyone: could you stop making underaged pregnant stories
everyone: *FOR FIVE MINUTES*
Rusty Orange hahah
b-brother?
if you don’t know the reference you have cancer
@@ahypocriticalorangebetter love story than twighlight.
This guy killed me...
So I fought him the next day
*hol up*
Bro forgive and forget did I not teach you anything
"OROCHIMARU WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION"
So you got KILLED and rose from the grave...
Normal
@@TheTrueMajinJiraiya as Jesus Christ I am sad to be such a weeb degenerate to understand this
person in animated story: *learns lesson*
everyone: wait thats illegal
Unless it’s Storybooth
@@aneesaa00 agreed. the only GOOD animated channel.
eez not posseebull
I love how she is 'so beautiful'
But they choose the ugliest animated character for her
My story Animated is literally just people clicking on the auto generated words and see what garbage you get.
Lol ikr
I recently found out my teacher is actually my mom even though he's a thirty year old man. I also found out he's married to my grandma. I got so upset I ate my own legs.
This happened to me yesterday lol
I can relate.
That shut cursed
😲
Omg how did you know?!!! That JUST happened to me!
“I got pregnant by a grandpa”
*Hentaii in a nutshell*
Duolingo OwO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lucky Star
Twinkle twinkle little sun can somebody burn me to coal now!
Rush B you mean “burn me to ashes”
@@tsudakitadaki5740 Bee me to ashes
Teacher: "Oh Patricia, why don't you dress up?"
*Patricia comes in a furry suit*
*teacher grabs shotgun*
*click click*
F***, Go Back!
“Hi my name is Mariah and I have 3 boyfriends”
*S L U U U U T*
V X K E K I died XD!
Never waist dimonds on a hoe
Captain sparkles
T T T H O T
Gacha kids be like: You mean sweet little unforgettable thingggg
The intro was a truly heartwarming story. The emotion, the writing, the acting, all of it. I can't wait for the movie coming out next year, I'll watch it with my 20 year old pregnant midget grandfather. Never change, Diesel.
This needs more attention 💀
I’ll watch it too with my long lost sister that I impregnated with my vagina
*Beautiful.*
Until the 20 year old pregnant midget grandfather gets your cat pregnant
I wanna like this comment but it has 420 likes 😤
“I was suspended. But I didn’t even know what that meant.”
It means going on vacation
@@kashifreza1993 that makes sense
Going on vacation for winning a fight
Free vacation
That means I don’t have to be in your boring classes any more
I'm sure this is all advertiser friendly? Susan? These stories are fake as hell. They know what audience they're looking for.
Gay
Wolfgang von Bach yeah and some morons actually believe them
.....WHICH AUDIENCE WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE THIS STUFF?
Joram Rascon They are usually geared towards preteens and gullible kids in primary school. 🤮
God, I love his profile picture, it just fits his channel so well
"Don't forget to be thirsty while your hungry" slurp slurp
-Diesel Patches
"Hey my name is Maria"
"Hi my name is Angela"
"Hey, I'm Patricia"
"HI, IM PABLO!"
Hi Pablo, i'm dad
@@gatesbill8248 Dad I thought you went to go get the milk
@@gatesbill8248 Hi dad, i'm your mom who indeed is your long last brother
@@phoenixgames3208 i know you are but what am i (backflip cartwheel nae nae)
My name’s tyrone
*dresses inappropriately in a classroom*
“So moral of the story, i decided to not bother fighting with my iMmAtUrE teachers!”
How my son got me pregnant
Conclusion break every school dress code, and if you get call out get offende because reasons...
big Nutz I wouldn’t be surprised if there was video titled that
Honestly I kind of feel her on that. I'm not emotionally invested since I almost always prefer jeans or slacks but logically speaking, you can wear tank tops and shorts in college, why the hell does high school give a damn?
@@JohnPerry27 Because you’re underage, and if you wanna go around in tanks and short you can do that outside the school but the school won’t allow you to do it under their supervision. A lot of things can happen to underage people in such circumstances but schools won’t allow anyone to blame them in case something happened, let’s say e.g a young kid had a stalker keeping pics of them in these clothes, the school won’t get any blame for that and that’s the point.
I don’t like the idea of putting constraints on children for the crimes of sick adults but it’s necessary for their safety since there’s no way to guarantee safety of children.
Diesel patches: let’s talk about this again
Us: Ah shit here we go again
pafp
"It's only S M E X Y" - diesel patches 2019
Smexy
"I got pregnant by my boyfriend's grandpa"
9 billion sentences are possible in English, and yet I just HAD to hear that one
Shrek got me pregnant and my car is actually my uncles dog
You're very lucky
I waited 90 days to change my names
My car got me pregnant and my uncle is my dog, Shrek
Wow.... inspirational story.
Why did you wait
Maybe the first girl liked older men because they die quicker.
she wants life insurance
A slow going bounty hunter.
I got my sister pregnant turns out she was my cousin 😳
Edit: nice 420
Home sweet Alabama
oh no thats so sad 😩👌
Why go across the street when you can go across the hall?
YEEEEEEEEHAW.
Insest is a sin you will go to hell unless you repent of your sins right now
Alabama 100%
I just realised in the first story the guys girlfriend would be giving birth to his aunt/uncle ffs.
7:29 i swear to God that wonder woman costume person has a traced mii character as a face
She did trace a mii face they look no different
My long lost dog turned out to be my homosexual cousin uncle who is dying of chicken pox.
Not the chicken pox!!!😰😰😨 I'll definitely like and subscribe!
And he is also a hot dog who got pregnant by my house
Also the house was still a fetus and the dogs mom
I think u mean smallpox lmao
omg so epic storyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!1!1!11
Imagine having an English teacher named Snape
**Harry Potter flashbacks**
And who looks like Keanu Reeves
@@aqsem9073 😂
Snape rape
choocheroo Ugh, snivellus smh
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
I accidentally became a communist and started a war.
Communism is a sin
Jesus Christ you just converted me i used to be athiest
@@JesusChrist-bi4ps ah yes sharing the means and the production worst than ludt, plus didn't u Mr. Jesus share shit too?
@@bsk3760 I gave to the hungry and blessed the homeless I cured the blind and clothed the naked I DID NOT steel from the workers and starve the innocent was I the one who covers the world in darkness and greed was I the one who let the handicap die on the street no I was the one who shared the light healed the injured brought the dead to life and I loved each and every one of you before you were even thought of by human minds I have and ALWAYS will love each and every one person on this earth even the ones who died during birth *so do not compare me to a sinner like a communist*
step one is done, all i have to do now is nuke the us
What I love about your videos is that you'll make edgy jokes but still have morals and standards. It's refreshing since a lot of people treat people who make edgy jokes like inhuman.
Diesel is the first person to constantly make me laugh in a long time
Yeah getting showered with gifts is "such a chore" 😶😶
“I didn’t know she was 12, I thought she was 13”
I literally paused the video and laughed for 5 minutes straight 😂😂
Same😂😂😂
You're going to jail john
I got pregnant b y my boyfriend's g r a n d p a
"Why don't you take a seat right over there for me?"~Chris Hansen
Are we going to brush over the fact they literally just got snape and made him anime
"His wrinkles make me wet."
- diesel patches, December 6th, 2019
Nobody:
Absolutly no one:
Not a single soul:
Actually happend: My boyfriend cheated on me with my dog but then i realise that he was actually my sis dog then i found out that i have cancer and my mom is a man and my dad a women they were lying to me what a stupid life so i decided to kill myself!
How did you know my story
My back story
A wise man once said:"DO IT!! JUST DO IT!!!"
Damn, this has happened so much in my life it's become repetitive.
It's sad how many people actually believe those stories
My friend cheated on his body pillow and now banned from oxygen.
Wait I recognize you
[] your the body pillow
My dad's stepdog's brother got me pregnant so I played thuth or dare with my best friend's cat and he almost killed me
"If a man sleeps with am animal the animal shall be put to death and the man stoned" p.s. the stoning of wich people throw stones at you
Jesus Christ that’s why furrys are gonna get rekt
These animations don’t deserve anime references
Nobody:
Diesel patches: my heart wants 8 year old little boys and you can’t judge me because love is love
*That second story is disrespectful to Snape himself!*
My cupcake cheated on my sister with my cousin so I got his pizza pregnant
Actually happened
Gay
Why is Jesus saying this is gay
@@ethanf507 your TH-cam name is gay
Plot twist: It was linguini and not pizza
King Kuhrool .......I’ll let it pass
When I became a vegan all trees and plants tried to sleep with me. I guess the hills do have eyes. I should upload this on share my story so I can see if other vegans go through the same thing.
BRO if they did a video of this, I'd laugh my ass off so hard 😂😂😂
Okay, Snape was my favourite teacher from Harry Potter. He was cool.
6:58 So we not gonna talk about this sons face on the left ? 💀
3:15 "They seemed immature and silly."
Hmm... It's almost like teens are still developing human beings that haven't grown into adults yet.
I feel like the only reason I watch diesel patches it because he just sounds so tired of everything.
Yeah and his voice matches his profile picture 😂
"Epstein did not commit not living"
put that on merch, and I would most likely buy it
Lavvender Productions same
@@adambaryliuk3393 XD
"Why do I have a Vajay?" - Diesel - 2019
“Oh my god! I wonder if they have arthritis? I wonder if they go to bed at 9? OH”
That shit had me laughing hard than anything in a long time
Is it okay that I have a crush over the guy with the big gay aka diesel patches?
ABSOLUTELY NOT REPENT RIGHT NOW
mercy with “daddy diesel” on it>>>
jada merch
Adam Baryliuk aw fuck, whoopsie
why do all these animation characters look like pieces of bread?
Cause they are?
what if auto correct actually writes this stories.
11:53 play that violin, Eugene
9:36 Are they using my man Todoroki in the back? how dare they!
shinobu and saiki k r there too 😂😂😂
Those channels are so bad that the ridiculousness of it almost makes them entertaining enough to watch sometimes
Big foot is fake and do not spread that big foot propaganda .
@@JesusChrist-bi4ps Fuck you I'm going to spread Big Foot Propaganda now!
Why are you everywhere?
Your everywhere
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access yeah I don’t know why they’re so interesting sometimes even though they’re so dumb
That start was scarily close to the actual channel.
My animated stories be like: "My brother ate the last slice of pizza so I strangled him in his sleep until he was dead threw him in a river and left him for dead! And now my Mom is mad at me I don't know what I did wrong tho!"
It's really disgusting how people in these videos do all kinds of horrible shit and then act like they are victims and others were wrong and at the end thinks people are gonna support them (which surprisingly some do) and many young audience and other people watch this and think it's okay to do all this horrible shit to others
That’s like someone say hey I’m jack and I date my sister now I’m an uncle
Who are these people!
And I don't mean the characters, I mean the people who make these videos!
TheAmazingNicolasRGBY
Some shitty corporation apparently. From the looks of it they run all of the channels diesel has talked about in this series. You can tell since they straight up use the same monotone voice actors across all of them and will even recycle stories to different animation.
I can tell how much fun you're having with these everytime.
6:39 GENERAL GREVIOUS!?
Obi wan: hello there.
General Kanobi
2:23 Cuties director: "I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!"
One taught me pain,
One taught me cringe,
and One taught me disgust
Ten seconds of Mr. Krabs:
TH-cam: *"i see you've fallen into my trapcard"*
*"COPPA"*
“Professor snape who always hated me”
Harry Potter
Got the same hair and everything
"What are you and Potter doing all cooped up together?"
-Professor Severus Snape
That comment was gay
@JesusChrist , that comment is really offensive, go give yourself a fück
Jesus Christ YOU ARE EVERWHERE LOL
No one:
Actually happened: “I got Pregnant by my Boyfriends dog and he gave birth to the baby”
And the baby turned out to be my grandpa
Squidward Tentacles
Omfg yes 😂
It turns out that my boyfriend's dog was my dog's boyfriend
Ad an Alpha to this and it can be a gacha story
“These lovely ladies will be our victims today”
Diesel no-
TH-cam stories basically
I Impregnated an alien and now it wants me to pay child support
TheBullworthBoi Very cool bro
5:26 the voice over from deasil had me on the ground
Girl: I have more than 1 boyfriend
Interrupts with: SLUUUUT!!!!
TvT
6:50 I'm surprised you didn't mention the flower head guy on the right
9:35
Why is todoroki in the background
Plus ultra..?
Theres also someone from demon slayer and full metal alchemist
Mash yes sirrrrrr
Saiki is also there
Shinobu as well
*That little story you told in the beginning is also the majority of the Gacha Life story community in a nutshell*
Story booth: real story helping children get there story to other people
Actually happend : a girl faking cancer and stretching that to 10 mins
Justin Daniels yeah true story booth is good
They said endgame was the most high stakes finale.
GOOD GOD THEY BETTER SEE THIS.
I'm now realizing that the Krusty Krab song is Drunken sailor.
imagine people having time in their lives to care about someone else
Diesel, please for the love of God, never stop making these animated story videos. These are so hilarious and I really want to hear your opinion on it
I didn't know teachers were allowed to give suspensions.
Oh shit you right
That's one of the reasons why these stories are shit
Nobody:
These stories: I’m allergic to living
Lmaooo
Love ur profile btw :D
Your pic looks like from hentai
Matthew528 it’s not..it’s from zero two ;-;
Why is everyone talking about your Profil... How's mine btw
"Mike confronted me,"
*"Good."*
“And of course, I denied it”
“boo you whore”