2:17:12 Love this tender moment of Dave giving back to the horse woman being immediately interrupted in the most violent way possible by John Cannibal and his Tier 6 Bone Club of Crippling
Okay fun fact Tomato, since I studied the salem witch trials in college: a slave woman admitted to being a witch and practicing witchcraft every day. She was literally the first and only person to confess to being a witch. They were like, "Oh well you're not the kind of witch we're looking for" and let her go
1:49:08 I totally agree with the boys that I see what they were going for with the hotkeys but it was just kind of cumbersome. However, the fact that they did add a standard hotkey system in - and quickly - is a good sign that the devs are attuned to what their players want, and that's encouraging.
3:09:10 no, do be like that. selling an unfinished game at $30 and using the label "Early Access" should not dismiss obvious lack of content, bugs, broken mechanics or missing features. Great game btw
1:13:06 i feel the same way. I was gonna ween myself and not watch this vod till i got to experience it myself. But this week almost every streamer/tuber has posted something on this game so screw it. I doubt it'll ruin MY experience that much. PLUS I'm just glad a good game has finally released in 2023 that isn't completely half baked
The best thing to do with the Pistol is give it to Virginia. She'll have unlimited ammo with it, and she usually kills cannibals with just a few shots. Same thing with the shotgun, give it to Virginia. With the shotgun and pistol, she can kill and slaughter a lot of cannibals and creatures, even more easily. Basically Kelvin is your worker and Virginia is your security.
Listening to Dave recount family guy and Simpsons history is the most jarring thing for me as a millenial. Bro said that 2012 was when the simpsons started to get bad...
Since i didn't want any spoilers and finish watching this, i went on the exact same expedition to the other side of the mountain. Yeah, there's nothing there except for the one ping they missed. They shouldn't be marked on the GPS. I also learned the bobsled was a mistake.
@@j-j8984 it's utterly insane. I actually loved it but this game tries so hard to be a survival horror and the second you equip the sled it turns into a janky as hell SSX
2:17:15 Dave shouldn't give gifts to strange women... a jealous suitor can be nearby. :) 3:50:15 It took awhile for Tomato to say it again. Shotgun is the best item... yeah when it kills a finger guy in one shot.
some people dont seem to realize though when it comes to witches and the witch trials of old... like... you could get declared a witch if you were an herbalist practicing medicine... they'd think mint and chamomile tea would be a 'horrible witches brew'
Herbalism was what made the entirety of their medicinal practices work, both for folk medicine and more refined physicians, so nah i'd say they did not think tea was a 'horrible witches brew'
i guarentee that the common folk of that time couldnt tell the diffrence... if they tried to explain a poultice of various herbs to them they'd just say 'its witchcraft'
@@jimmyrustler8983 no lol but he did pop shots back, bullets did make a nice whistling sound as they flew in the wind. Ak 47s were pretty sweet too, i cut down a tree with one of them 😊
Its all about were you get shot. The closer to the center in the brain the deadlier it gets. There is people that can survive with like 1/3 of their brain missing.
@@BlackWolf9988 Quite a lot of non fatal headshot incidents are also where the bullet enters the flesh, follows the contour of the skull and exits somewhere along the side of the head. Ideally, you want to aim for the area from the top of the nose, down to their upper lip. Picture it as a triangle.
Funny how everyone thinks of the witch trials being burning tons of women but 6 of the people killed were men. And all because a bunch of young girls trippin balls and accusing people I'm almost positive the first "witch" killed was a man named Giles Corey He was first or last I can't remember, I'm pretty sure they hanged him before he finished reciting his final Lord's Prayer. Rut ro
Lots of the kids who accused others were influenced to do so by corrupt priests/family members/etc. Then again, some were also just dipshit kids. Even so, the blame should go on the idiot bozos who actually did the lynching. :( not the 11 year olds.
No actually, they were pilling stones on Giles to slowly crush him so they could extract a false confession out of him that his wife was indeed a witch. The interrogation didn't work so well for them though, because gigachad Giles just kept telling them to pile more rocks on him because a slow agonizing death was preferable to him than seeing his wife hang. Dude was really something else, mad respect to him.
![[Tomato] Volcanoids : digging very quickly underneath the earth to hide from liquid rocks (w/ Dave)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iLpE2asJuXY/mqdefault.jpg)
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2:17:12 Love this tender moment of Dave giving back to the horse woman being immediately interrupted in the most violent way possible by John Cannibal and his Tier 6 Bone Club of Crippling
This made me laugh way harder than it should have
Okay fun fact Tomato, since I studied the salem witch trials in college: a slave woman admitted to being a witch and practicing witchcraft every day. She was literally the first and only person to confess to being a witch. They were like, "Oh well you're not the kind of witch we're looking for" and let her go
Wow, there was even racism in the witch hunts?
@@commanderfoxtrot the horror of not being burned at the stake
I thought they ran her off after they heard young ladies would visit her witchy hut in the woods and ask her to charm men for them
@@commanderfoxtrot You kidding? Of course, there was!
@@commanderfoxtrot witch hunts will never be about witches
tomato hates on the horse girl until he realizes she can wield two guns at the same time
kelvin's corpse respawns at his place of death every time you reload which means you can use him as a one time use mapmarker
That's kinda funny to be honest.
Kelvin was more competent than anyone else on this god forsaken island.
And he can't even hear anything!
A Dave stream with the intro intact... truly, we are blessed!
In Kelvin We Trust
In Kelvin we thrust!
In Kelvin We Trust
@@YouHaveAnIronDeficiency 🥵
In kelvin we trust
Glad to see we've warmed up to Kelvin, sure hope nothing bad happens to him, he's a nice fella
Warmed up to Kelvin, huh?
That some kind of temperature based Dad joke?
@@jimmyrustler8983 Does that rustle your jimmies?
@@comradeivan6108 Nah, only thing that rustles my jimmies is rice pudding.
Tomato understands you gotta do it them before they do it to you. He's a ruthless survivor.
Dave being a damsel in distress even though he can cut himself down and escape is hilarious
2:13:09 "I'd make 90 percent of [my body] clam chowder" has to be the most profoundly New England statement I have ever heard.
"How do people turn into monsters like this?" says the guy who walked past a video of people turning into monsters 30 seconds ago.
4:33:05 I CANNOT believe he missed the person on the far right jumping LOL
I know right, The Cannibals are crazy smart (or at least they appear that way) they seem to have a sense of self preservation too.
damn i havent noticed that either
Dave and Tomato finally settled down together and adopted a son
Tomato “Witchfinder General” Gaming
We must protect Kelvin
Spears are your best bet for early on caves, stunlock enemies at a distance with several people safely attacking at once
Kelvin my beloved
Kelvin: 🙂👍
As someone who grew up crabbing, fishing, trawling for oysters, etc. - it pained me irrationally to hear them talk about seafood so inaccurately lmfao
What tomato fails to realize is that a fortified base is really nice a couple in game weeks in when the island is swarming with the tougher enemies.
I love BONE armor, which is made with BONES
If the ai pathing won’t kill Kelvin, Tomato will. 😂
1:49:08
I totally agree with the boys that I see what they were going for with the hotkeys but it was just kind of cumbersome.
However, the fact that they did add a standard hotkey system in - and quickly - is a good sign that the devs are attuned to what their players want, and that's encouraging.
I walked back into my room and I just hear "hey what's up idiot, welcome to earf." *chop chop chop* 2:24:22
Some coffins are really quite comfortable
In the old game, you could take a stick and poke the ground for small rocks
I love how tamtoe talked about saving ammo and then wasted almost every single bullet on random cannibals. Truly streamers are smart.
Tomato is an absolute chad love his videos.
3:09:10 no, do be like that. selling an unfinished game at $30 and using the label "Early Access" should not dismiss obvious lack of content, bugs, broken mechanics or missing features.
Great game btw
*Is this the first time a second figure is in the thumbnail next to Tomato? Also is Dave and Tomato going ahead with the wedding?*
What is that sunglasses character on the thumbnail supposed to be? I'm sure it represents dave, I'm just curious as to what it's origins are.
That IS Dave, the FREAK
1:13:06 i feel the same way. I was gonna ween myself and not watch this vod till i got to experience it myself. But this week almost every streamer/tuber has posted something on this game so screw it. I doubt it'll ruin MY experience that much. PLUS I'm just glad a good game has finally released in 2023 that isn't completely half baked
I love how they use lighters torches and flares. Anything but flashlights.
Has Tamto really just not noticed the minimap in the bottom right corner?
The best thing to do with the Pistol is give it to Virginia. She'll have unlimited ammo with it, and she usually kills cannibals with just a few shots. Same thing with the shotgun, give it to Virginia. With the shotgun and pistol, she can kill and slaughter a lot of cannibals and creatures, even more easily. Basically Kelvin is your worker and Virginia is your security.
1:54:07 that was perfect
Listening to Dave recount family guy and Simpsons history is the most jarring thing for me as a millenial. Bro said that 2012 was when the simpsons started to get bad...
1:27:56 THE JUMPING HEADSHOT???????
Since i didn't want any spoilers and finish watching this, i went on the exact same expedition to the other side of the mountain. Yeah, there's nothing there except for the one ping they missed. They shouldn't be marked on the GPS. I also learned the bobsled was a mistake.
Why was it a mistake? I mean it doesn't shock me but I'm curious as to why
@@j-j8984 it's utterly insane. I actually loved it but this game tries so hard to be a survival horror and the second you equip the sled it turns into a janky as hell SSX
Why is Dave playing the character that pistol-whips you at the begining? He was a nice old man in the first one.
2:17:15 Dave shouldn't give gifts to strange women... a jealous suitor can be nearby. :) 3:50:15 It took awhile for Tomato to say it again. Shotgun is the best item... yeah when it kills a finger guy in one shot.
Just as they find out this important info that they can track horse lady a giant comes up and ruins their day.
I swear if they do Zombies it's gonna be legendary
Bro Tamto speaks truth Prime Hunters was fucking rad I loved that game.
Can anybody find the part were tomato taking about goku Charging up the spirit cannon against jiren
some people dont seem to realize though when it comes to witches and the witch trials of old... like... you could get declared a witch if you were an herbalist practicing medicine... they'd think mint and chamomile tea would be a 'horrible witches brew'
Herbalism was what made the entirety of their medicinal practices work, both for folk medicine and more refined physicians, so nah i'd say they did not think tea was a 'horrible witches brew'
i guarentee that the common folk of that time couldnt tell the diffrence... if they tried to explain a poultice of various herbs to them they'd just say 'its witchcraft'
@@zantanzuken i guarantee the common folk of that time were the ones brewing and consuming such things
Im pretty sure they were stupid but not that stupid
@@OctoMatoe calling rural people stupid for being rural aint that great
No, that's Ted, from the Beard Bros.
You know the games good when it comes to console
Tom Bombadil? Jack Black.
DAVE STREAAAAM
1:30:10 Absolute murderer
4:46:49
I'm drinkin booze and watch tomato nuffin better i tell ya!
Huge
OnlyDaves
Did that one cannibal just yell the n word
The fabled gamer word.....
@@jimmyrustler8983 Naples
Nnnice person?
N’wah?
oh?
Oh...
Oh!
oh my gaah
A gamer who actually wants handholding?
My dad was shot in the head tomato, and he functions like any normal person. What do you think of it?
Does he whistle in high winds?
@@jimmyrustler8983 no lol but he did pop shots back, bullets did make a nice whistling sound as they flew in the wind. Ak 47s were pretty sweet too, i cut down a tree with one of them 😊
Its all about were you get shot. The closer to the center in the brain the deadlier it gets. There is people that can survive with like 1/3 of their brain missing.
@@BlackWolf9988 Quite a lot of non fatal headshot incidents are also where the bullet enters the flesh, follows the contour of the skull and exits somewhere along the side of the head. Ideally, you want to aim for the area from the top of the nose, down to their upper lip. Picture it as a triangle.
@@BlackWolf9988
That explains the Twitch chats..
Funny how everyone thinks of the witch trials being burning tons of women but 6 of the people killed were men. And all because a bunch of young girls trippin balls and accusing people
I'm almost positive the first "witch" killed was a man named Giles Corey
He was first or last I can't remember, I'm pretty sure they hanged him before he finished reciting his final Lord's Prayer. Rut ro
Big L for Giles
Lots of the kids who accused others were influenced to do so by corrupt priests/family members/etc. Then again, some were also just dipshit kids. Even so, the blame should go on the idiot bozos who actually did the lynching. :( not the 11 year olds.
@@anthny2463 second biggest L on record. #1 gotta be hitlers' big bunker bonanza
No actually, they were pilling stones on Giles to slowly crush him so they could extract a false confession out of him that his wife was indeed a witch. The interrogation didn't work so well for them though, because gigachad Giles just kept telling them to pile more rocks on him because a slow agonizing death was preferable to him than seeing his wife hang. Dude was really something else, mad respect to him.
Shows need to end
jared