Des Bishop Americans vs Irish going to the carvery
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- Clip from Des Bishop's special One Day You'll Understand. On tour around the world in 2019. Melbourne Comedy Festival in March/April, Sydney Comedy Festival at the end of April, Vegas and Belmore, NY in May, Chicago and Washington DC in June. Irish tour in the Autumn.
What kind of savage doesn't take his food off a tray?!? It's things like that that separates us from the animals
@Kai Evans I'm not getting involved in an argument with someone about trays on the internet.... I'll leave it at that.....
I thought that was the Mediterranean
What kinda weirdo take the food off the tray 🤣
@@nightingalebou2342 you've clearly never had a carvery lunch and paid €6 for a pint at the same time you vile peasant. Stick to taco bell.
Stephen Little carvery is for cheap little gypos like ya self
I just don't feel relaxed until I have offloaded my food onto the table 😂 This goes back generations, I am sure!
Irish American. My Great Grandparents were born in America. And I take the food off of the tray...because my Mom did. This is, indeed, genetic.
Its called good manners.
@@TheDrummie1 😛
To be fair, he's not wrong. My mother would've taken the head off me if I'd ever left any of those plates on the tray at a carvery.
I never new that people ate food on trays, trays are purely transportation
Are you being serious! The food is on plates and bowls and taken to the table on the tray.
Tomas OG knew, you never *knew* how to use basic grammar.
@@JulieWallis1963 well your just anoined that I half more chromosomes than u
I always eat from the tray
@@SmillyNially you are a sick individual
I’m Irish, I take it off the tray every time 🤣☘️
Scottish here, I take it off too
Don Fatale
Same! I put napkins down in the table and use it as a plate 😂
@@skyhunter2423 😆😆 I'm glad we are not the only ones who tend to do it lol
@Don Fatale same 😆😆 it always comes off the tray no matter where I am
@@MissBlueEyeliner as a plate ? Thats new 😊
I even take my McDonald's off the tray 🤣
Wait... that's not normal?
So do I!
Taking food and beverages off the tray is just the normal thing to do. And it's not just the Irish who do this.
Listen, sometimes the tables are too small and you have to take your food off the tray... Then put the trays on an empty table 😂😂😂
We're not in prison. 🤣😂🤣😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Hey! English here……WE ALL TAKE OUR DISHES OFF THE TRAY! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It’s the good mannered way to do it! 😂
I am now panicked and confused because I am Irish and living in Australia but everyone takes it off the tray in Australia too, especially in IKEA. So did we influence the Aussies in a good way or a bad way ????? I mean it started as a Prison so you would think that the trays would be dominant......................
Paul Casson we stole the trays, it’s how we got here
@@gloryglory5688 😂😂😂😂😂
In the UK noone eats on trays, because they are never flat so the whoke thing wobbles if you try and eat on it. Must be a US thing where trays are better quality!
We usually just lean the trays against the side of one of the chairs. Then almost trip over them on the way out or they all clatter to the ground when we move the chairs 😂😂
When I had a shoulder op I got a tray that adapted to my legs with little polystyrene balls to help. My parents laughed... for a few days. Then they bought their own!
I never thought about it like this before. I can vividly remember times when I was little when we had a tray but the tray in the table when nearly the same size, and they could be two or three trays, so you just stack it on the table next to you that no one else is using. Never considered it strange until now lmao. I don’t even leave my food on the tray at McDonald’s
Taking it off the tray is no different than taking off your coat before you sit at the table. Bit of decorum lads come on
tiocfaidh ár tray. Hahahaha
More like ag dul ar Tray :P
I cant tell if he is American or Irish because he sounds like both when he impersonates
Bishop is an Irish-American comedian. He was brought up in New York but moved to Ireland at the age of 14. He did 2 shows for RTE Irish TV where he learned Irish and he was brilliant I am Irish and I could not speak Irish as good as him he also did a show where he went to China and he learned Chinese and he was brilliant at that he was I think a year there the goal as he had to do a Comedy show all in Chinese and he nailed it.It was called Des Bishop: Breaking China here is Episode 1 th-cam.com/video/QI9O8kJ80CI/w-d-xo.html
He really is a hybrid
You lean the tray against the table dha! I always take it off the tray Im gonna watch out for this now lol🤣
When in a typical American High School cafeteria nothing leaves the tray since it is like prison, nobody had a lesson from the family, it was schooling.
its good manners to take it off the tray.
Been at carverys all over Ireland. All the same format. Choose one meat, then choose two veg to go with your mash. Ask for bit more from tight "chef"
Only recently went to an English carvery in London. You had could have two different meats (like Turkey and beef on the one plate, WTF is that like) then they handed you the plate to load up as much veg as you could carry. Saw fellas needing help lifting their plates to the table.
It was pure decadence.
That's the point in a carvery isn't it? All 3 meats then as much roast taters and cauliflower cheese that you can eat. And you can go back as many times as you want, but not to the meat bit.
Never knew it was different in Ireland!
@@OfficialFingazMC yeah. We don't even do refills of tea or coffee in Ireland. Everything is 💸💸💸
If you ever went to an American buffet, your heads would explode. All you can eat (INCLUDING MEATS) with no limits, plus free drink refills. Just be careful of the professional grazers, the 30-stone behemoths riding electric scooters who bring two trays at a time and roar at you if you so much as look at the crab legs.
Lads I'm six for four and like me grub , Toby carvery I fill the plate like a military exercise plus I go back for more ..
I smash the breakfast too which is,all you can eat so I've come out needing a push because I can't move properly
There also a lot of waste
"give us the end piece" 😂
“I know yer father…”
In the carveries I go to in England, there aren't even any trays 😂😂
Kellie Cronogue that’s because if there were trays in the carveries in England there would be no plates, that’s how greedy the English are
@@TheCiller10 listen to yourself, talking shite.
BTW I should say that I'm Irish and never really saw trays much in Ireland either
I always take the food off the tray, and stand the tray on the right hand side of my table , preferably standing or leaning against my seat. When finished I pile all the dishes back onto the tray and leave the tray on the bar counter, whare The glasses of water used to be 😂😂😂😂😂😂☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️👏👏👏👏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
This guy is absolutely brilliant
Irish living in USA and my wife(American) heard this set and just laughed out loud saying “ now I know why you’re freaked out at Mission BBQ”.
they serve their food on wax paper directly on small metal trays.
I'm from Yorkshire but most of my older family was from Ireland and I've never in my life eaten food still on a tray it's for transporting your food not for eating on
I was at this gig. Des is absolutely hilarious, my face hurt from laughing so much!
I'm English, I've never used a tray, in fact no one at our carvery of choice does either. We just return to the table with a mound of food on the plate, much of which shouldn't logically mix but with a couple of pints inside seems to.
A couple of years back, they gave a fish 'n' chips option to the carvery, with a mix n' match condiments section. Since then I've regularly had my regular meat 'n' veg covered in gravy, mint sauce, mushy peas and curry. I do leave aside the baked beans though, as much as I like them I don't think they'd go well with the other stuff.
I used to mention in the bit that the English also take it off the tray but it messed with the flow of the routine so I took it out.
It’s all a bit of fun but sometimes the Irish crowd would boo at the notion that they had something in common with the old enemy.
@@Desbishopcomedy Cheers for getting back to me - a direct reply from a star, I'm impressed - but my actual point was about the fact that I have never even thought to use a tray.
In fact I think you could mine more comedic material if you watch the way we just stack food on one plate.
A flat clean surface is flat clean surface, and empty trays are a waste of table space
Trays are a pain in the hole. Still though, it’s nice to have non
Melted fingers when you reach the table. ‘Careful now, it’s hot’ - no fkn kidding. Hotter than lava.
American here. It's all about the feel of the eatery. In a crappy place like McDonald's or some local greasy spoon we tend to leave it on the tray. If it's a nicer place we take it off. I'm sorry if Americans eat off the tray at your favorite carvery :-(
Northern Irish here. Can confirm, we take the food off the tray! Lol
I'm American and yes I eat on the tray. I always looked at it as a great way to keep all your food in one place and not dirty the table too bad for the wait staff.
How the fuck has it taken til 2019 for me to discover your man Des????.... I foresee myself going down a rabbit hole for the next few hours....😂
You’re not the only ones Ireland, we Brits share this one with you. Never ever eat off the tray, especially at a carvery. My mum always said it was “common” to eat off the tray. You have to take it all off and then put the tray on an empty table.
Our cultures are basically the same to be fair if you’ve ever been to Ireland
🔥😂Thanks for the laughs!
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Giggler/Little Devil
The Do ya want It bit for me ha ha
When they discover a cure for baldness I'm having his hair
His hair is a cure for baldness. It's just a blond/grey legoman hair
I'm English. Wait. You can eat the food ON the tray? That's so weird 😳
In the Studio with Michele Webber what dya mean you ‘can’? As in when the plates are on the tray you just pick up your fork and knife and go at it, but sure that’s only for the savages
Americans 🙄😜
2:16 er 2 kids for an irish family.. he's a tourist Dougal ;)
Sometimes I don’t take it off the tray because the table is sticky...😒
Sorry fella, the Scots take it off the tray too, as do Norwegians.
And the english and welsh and Dutch
South Africans also take our plates off the tray. Except at Macdonald’s 🤣
Is a trays full title ,a serving tray,so surly when u get to table u remove the food an put tray away.
ive never been so called out
I guessed someone was Irish just by their luggage, the swedish girl in my room at the hostel said you can't know that, that luggage is available everywhere. They had woollen gaa plaits just like me, obviously given to them by their father, just like me 😅😅, "you know you can't be letting them foreigners take your bag, you need to identify it" Irish dads everywhere 😅
Aaaw no this was literally me & my mammy today & we only went for coffee & cake 🤦♀️🤣🤣
That's a quare good irish accent
sorry not sorry well he moved to Ireland when he was 14 and has lived there for over 30 years
OMG he is Irish ffs
Before I saw the beard I thought this was Ellen
A tray is for transportation. A table is for eating.
And there was me thinking food was for eating. ;)
Exactly
I'm American (3 grandparents are from Irleland) & I was raised to always take it off the tray.
When did Ellen start rocking a beard ?
why hasn't Des Bishop been on The Graham Norton Show?
I hate carvery it always reminds me of my ex dragging me with her family on a Sunday to have it. Nearly ruined the 90s for me 🤣
I hate it too, it's like let's go out for dinner but we are going to get stuff they ate 150 or more years ago. I'd rather starve myself all day and get a 5euro chicken kebab. The food is shite, the gravy has the most flavor. Fuck that
I'm conflicted about it. I don't like carvery food but it still smells like home 🤷♀️
At this point I don’t know if it’s genetic or if we just know that we’ll get a clip round the ear for being so grotesque as to leave your food on the tray 😅
Don’t get it, I might start up doing this, just repeat stuff you’ve seen at a carvery. Nobody eats off the tray.
American here and we always were told to take the food off the tray.
What is a carvery?
Was wondering the same thing. I think the first difference with Americans is we’ve never heard of a carvery.
Brilliant Des
Why would you eat your food off a tray!? A tray is only used for transporting the food. It's bad manners to sit with your food on a tray and eat it off the tray. It's uncivilised and impossible to relax and enjoy your food if it's all crammed onto a tray. That's ridiculous. I've never seen any one in any country sit and eat food off a tray! Maybe it's just Americans?!
At least in the states, the kind of places that use trays are not exactly relax and enjoy your food kind of establishments. They are more the jam cheap food in your face quickly and go back to whatever you were doing kinda places. Also the trays are always clean while the tables _might_ be cleanish since the whole point of the tray is to minimize cleaning tables/hiring waitstaff.
You cant trust a tray, you don't know where it's been, on the other hand fast food places put a sheet of clean paper on the tray and I spill me chips onto it.
aaaaahhhhh but the tray table is a whole different story!
Ooh look at you with your "tray". Some pretty fancy carvery you've been going to. Probably give you ice in your Coke as well.
ABD120 next he'll want two napkins
My family came from Clare and settled in what was then Upper Canada in 1829. I would never THINK to remove items from the tray- you'd just have to put it all back on when you were finished anyway, at least in any cafeteria I've ever eaten in over the last 58 years. Or maybe it's just that some things are ingrained genetically, like yelling, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!!" at the top of your lungs when you stub your toe or hit a finger with a hammer. Or the occasional ommision of Mary and Joseph, especially if the impact on the toe or finger was particularly forceful...nevertheless, there must always be three expletives, like the leaves of the shamrock.
Cafeterias are different because nobody is clearing the tables. I n Ireland we keep the tray in a cafeteria. In Ireland, the carvery is usually in the lounge of a pub, so there are staff to clear and reset the tables.
Not far from you and I would be smacked if I left my plate on the tray. Even MacDonalds.
I'm amazed how accurate this americans understanding of ireland is
I too have noticed things in certain situations
Better than the whole clip
I'm Irish American (from USA living in Ireland) and I stopped eating off trays after high school; loathe it. I agree, eating off trays is "common". HA, ha!
I saw what Des did there about the Irish leaving dirty dishes behind; I remember him flipping out at a native when he had his first series and worked in ?SuperMacs.
I’m confused. I’m English and I always take it off the tray.
What Irish person keeps their food on the tray? Actually what sane person keeps food in the tray
Students. They're allowed; they're still learning.
Haha this is on our cue for England as well lol if not an empty table it goes at side of table lol 😂.
What special is this from?
I work in a restaurant in Ireland and this is very true. Lol
I left my full Irish breakfast with coffee and toast on the tray yesterday.
Did it feel wrong?
No need for the likes of that in this day and age
Oooh how did yer mammy not find out!!
Weren't you supposed to eat it?
Sure you hadn't had coffee yet, allowances can be made.
Lol.. god, 😂so funny cos it's so true.
Was about to say I am English and I take my food off the tray. But then remembered my grandparents are Irish so was prob a thing passed down
Des Bishop's Irish impression sounds like Dara O'Briain
I’m Scottish, never once have I eaten food on the table my mither would of been raging if I did😂
Was this a fake show? Couldn't help noticed the candid laughter and scenes?
Observational Comedy at its very best.. I will never take my food off the tray again..
His observations on the Irish and immersions were funnier.
Proper funny and spot on
I'm Scottish and we don't eat food that's on trays !🏴🏴🏴🏴
Interesting fact: Bacon in Ireland is actually what Americans call Canadian Bacon. I have no idea why they call it this, nor does any other Canadian alive, mostly because we don't call it Canadian Bacon; we call it back bacon or ham. Americans are weird.
It's not easy to eat off a plate that's on a tray. From what I remember from the last carvery I was at, they don't have trays. You go and get two plates. You fill one plate full of things you want covered in gravy and one plate you fill with things you don't want covered in gravy. A carvery in Canada is usually similar to a buffet (instead someone is carving meat). These are also all you can eat. The last time I went to one it was $40 CAD (approx 27 Euros). Granted, that was 4 years ago and I'm pretty sure the price has skyrocketed since then.
$40!?!? Woah! In England, we have carveries that are £15/16, but lots of cheap ones too. A pub near me does them for £6/7, depending on size.
@@pandoratonks4429 I'm sure there are cheaper less informal ones but it's usually a wee bit more formal than a pub carvery. But everything is expensive in Canada. I was in Dublin for two years and hadn't been back to Canada in that time. After I got back I stopped by the store on my way home from the airport for some food and nearly had a stroke at the cost of it. Then I went to the liquor store and nearly stroked out at the price of beer!
Depends in Ireland where you are, in louth we called it a ham and rashers are bacon but then again my parents are from the north and we called our kitchen a scullery when we were younger. Who knows lol.
@Fino Menezes Over 135 years ago Samuel Bath Thomas, an innovator and entrepreneur, created the Original “Nooks & Crannies” English Muffin after moving from England to the United States. He used a secret process that included griddle baking to create a muffin that was crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside.
You went to an all you can eat carvery 4 years ago and your still stuffed.
I'm Australian and I /
we do the same. Perhaps its our Irish ancestry :)
55 years old and this is the first time I even heard the word “carvery.”
Yes, typical Irish👍👍😂😂, sure we're not in prison ye know!!😅
this guy looks eerliy like Bill Burr in the face.even his expressions are alike. do irish people look so alike just by chance ? xD
Des Bishop is an American,he has lived in Ireland for a long time though.☘
Once I rebelled. I served tea TO COMPANY- *straight from the kettle* ! 😱 #IrishCulinaryMonster
It's not like we Americans eat directly off the grungy tray...we are eating off freaking plates that are sitting on the tray! What's the big deal? The tables are often no cleaner than the tray, so why is it better to take your food off the tray and put it on the table? 😛
Carvery and canteen are very different situations!
I have no idea what a "carvery" is, but if your food comes on a tray, regardless of whether you leave it out take it off, you are not in a restaurant at all. You're in an airplane or a public school.
Why remove food from a dirty tray onto a dirty table? It also helps the wait staff in cleaning up if, when the meal is completed the dirty dishes, can be transported on the serving/eating tray.
I'm American but I take the plates off the tray and try to find/figure out where to put the empty tray...I'm also Catholic
so there you go.
I lived in America most of my life and always took the food from the tray. I've lived in Ireland for 14 years and the most notable difference is that the Irish leave their food wrapping, containers, and leftovers on the table instead of putting them in the waste bin.
Irish people would be too tight to buy the coke they’d just get a glass of water
Laughing at your comment because its TRUE
My hubby always gets a pint of milk and the rest of us would get a coke.
Haha yes. Irish carvery = big plate of stodge + pint of tap water with optional shot of miwadi!
@@rivolinho ah yeah, a jug of diluted for the table lol
Wait so you’re supposed to eat with the trays???!!!???
I thought it was normal to take it off the tray
We take the food off the tray in Britain too
Amazing yet again. I’m so buying tickets xx
Is this guy doing an impression of bill bur?
American vs Irish going to the carvery. American: WTF is a carvery?! But seriously, what's a carvery? A buffet? Mall food court? Eating at the butchers?
It is like a restricted buffet where the cook slips the food onto your plate for you and you can't come back for free second helpings.
@@audience2 A buffet without eating as much as I want? As an American and a Polynesian I can't understand this system. :) But, thank you for your reply...…….Also knowing that makes this bit way more funny.