hahah the sniffing, the swallowing, the sounds of chopping it up, how happy nick is the whole episode even before the coke gets there bc he knows there's going to be coke.
I love how reluctant Adam gets at first, as though he's got any chance of actually dissuading Nick from the prospect of coke. True to his nature, he's defensive of his valuable assets.
I would supply the coke to hang out with Nick and Stav. Nick may be one of the funniest people I’ve heard on a podcast that can just riff about any topic and make it hilarious and just have Stavvy off to the side continuously laughing for background noise
I absolutely adore how their words-per-minute and noises-per-minute clearly pick up after they snort and only increases with time after ingestion of the coke. It’s so funny.
Brings back some really good memories of doing speed with old friends. We'd take over the pool table and dart board just rambling like fucking psychos for 6 hours straight.
Yeah, It's sad that he probably won't last another 5 years. He's been "getting into shape this summer" for like 8 years now. It's gonna catch up with him before he hits 45. Patrice reached 41.
different strokes for different coke addicted folks...i used to blow a gram in like, an hour. i would never ever ever let anyone have a way to record my behavior in the hours post come-up. looking on the ground for coke. looking on my shirt for coke. the absolute lowest form of human reduction you can be brought down to aside from selling your ass or something. coke rocks
Damn. I never did that on coke, but the few times I did crack had me like that. Until one time I thought it was so funny that I’m smoking drywall and dust and whatever else and it kicked in my brain that like why the fuck would I drop any of it?
I was high as fuck playing Madden with this as ambience, and them FINALLY getting the first round of coke as the Sonic music kicked in made me laugh so hard I saw those translucent worms in my eyes for the first time in years
@@gdawgs101 no I’m joking that’s probably smart tbh but like you can just buy shit that isn’t all powdered up bro come on don’t let fear stop you from partying bitch we all die fuck it
My dude, remember that there are always people that care about you. I'm sorry you seem to be at a low point in your life. I've been there my man. Whether social or parasocial, you can always reach out. Hope you're doing alright my man.
This is why cumtown was so great. Clearly these guys are highly intelligent and have a very nuanced understanding of the modern world and morality. Most of the time to the unaware this podcast just seems like some stupid racist comedians making offensive jokes, but I could always tell that even in their most blue moments, there was a deep understanding of any given topic and a moral core that allowed them to truly find pure humor in racy topics and make jokes that you could not only laugh at and not feel bad about, but most importantly it allowed all of us to be racist without ACTUALY being racist, and that it's cool to be gay.
“Density is like a measure of mass… no wait it’s volume.” “Yea density is mass and volume. No density is mass and weight.” I miss my favorite gay retarded friends.
Come for the boys going skiing together up nose mountain, stay for the surprisingly deep Sam Hyde MDE conversation that is extremely nuanced. What a treat thanks DR
"If you're racist you should probably _stop_ being racist but thanks for listening to the show" This is literally all Idubbbz had to say and his legacy and career would still be intact.
Nick talking about Zen buddhism while Adam loudly chops coke in the background is so funny
You need to be zen when youre crushing rocks.
Sounds about right for a night on the dust
@@LRGDuranThey don’t call it riding the white dragon for nothing!
@@pinkfloydguy7781the white gay dragon
Nick pretending to understand something lol
hahah the sniffing, the swallowing, the sounds of chopping it up, how happy nick is the whole episode even before the coke gets there bc he knows there's going to be coke.
dudes rock, what else can I say my man
Its when he's his nicest.
I love how reluctant Adam gets at first, as though he's got any chance of actually dissuading Nick from the prospect of coke. True to his nature, he's defensive of his valuable assets.
*all in the family voice* Those were the days!
i literally called my delivery guy after hearing that hhaa
The Adam Friedland Show desperately needs unapologetic live coke use.
It would certainly be avant-garde
I would supply the coke to hang out with Nick and Stav. Nick may be one of the funniest people I’ve heard on a podcast that can just riff about any topic and make it hilarious and just have Stavvy off to the side continuously laughing for background noise
My best frewnd Nick Mooke
😊⁰@@ChadamFriedland
19:08 Adam on Coke is horrible though...
The absolute best part of these episodes are when you can clearly hear them snorting like their lives depend on it.
The best part of these episodes is when nick says the gamer word unbleeped
@@MikeOxmellsGrimmI get goosebumps every time
It cracked me up hearing them get all wired from sniffing those fat lines of yay
Ryan Long should adopt this approach.
Stavros praying to god netflix doesnt see this
It’s funny how nice Nick is once Adam’s back with the coke
Timestamp?
@@randolph4421 49:29 Hell yeah Dude!
@@sageheroux6348⛷️🫡
11:54 So nice to hear the boys chopping vegetables to make stav a healthy and reasonably portioned meal!
I absolutely adore how their words-per-minute and noises-per-minute clearly pick up after they snort and only increases with time after ingestion of the coke. It’s so funny.
Brings back some really good memories of doing speed with old friends. We'd take over the pool table and dart board just rambling like fucking psychos for 6 hours straight.
@@scumbaggo Shits so fun
I'm gay
How Stav's heart is still kicking is BEYOND me 😂
Dude, he hurt his foot. He got in a fight with his dad…
@@imabirdlawyerfood fight??
Sometimes he has to defibrilate it by laughing
Yeah, It's sad that he probably won't last another 5 years. He's been "getting into shape this summer" for like 8 years now. It's gonna catch up with him before he hits 45. Patrice reached 41.
How old is Stav, 12? @@imabirdlawyer
Little Jacob was such a homie. He had your back through that whole game.
Pulling up on that f-slur Pegorino with Little Jacob in the last mission was peak. Good ass video game, also I'm gay.
I love how you can hear the boys chopping up lines while the others are speaking.
I also love men.
We love you too
Let's snort some lines and do just bro things
@@ZeranZeranhell yeah brother
Adam's bit about Love being a drug, you can just hear how absolutely zooted he is
21:23
"And that's gonna be the final episode of Cuntown."
@@ZeranZeran Legitimately, the GAYEST thing I've ever heard 🤣
Fawk yeaa
Adam coming back so nasally is what makes it even more hilarious
Lol his voice seriously went up a frequency.
You can tell Adam paid for the coke because they’re letting him talk.
you know as well as i do the reason adam would never pay for coke that other people use
@@svnfshmusic Why?
@@NickolaiPetrovitch 🇮🇱😊
I want to be cool like stav and be fat and do cocaine
And gay, don't forget.
Make sure when you get fat you claim to be trying to lose weight but never do
@@turbomunch I feel so sorry for him. I'm also always "trying to lose weight" and I've never been as fat as the thinnest I've seen Stavros.
That would be joke thievery , Lenny Clarke already did this bit .
You just have to laugh really loud anytime nick starts to say something funny so nobody can hear the actual joke
Why is this guy individually handling every ice cube? I dont wanna drink it now but the way he does it makes me feel some kinda way.
Saw this comment as it came across the screen. The fuckkk 😂😂
Anyone else uncomfortable with how much they struggled with the pizza slices?
Like confused boner kinda way? Or blind fury/homocidal rage kinda gay?
The special Indian touch
Gotta rub your hands on everything, and blow on it with spittle
He stirs the drink with his finger and then licks the cup to dip it in that salt/sugar stuff for the rim.
This is the nicest Nick has ever been to Adam
HITTIN THE SLOPES 🚨🚨🚨
Ah yes Niko "survived" a genocide
in the same way adam survived south african apartheid
Coked out Nick Brought us Such Great hits as the Eric Clapton Bit, Cool Adam, and Hollywood Conspiracy Theories 😂
Where can I find the Hollywood conspiracy one? I think it’s from premium cuz it’s not on Spotify and the TH-cam vid got taken down
Which episodes are those?
adam making fun of “philosophy of math” when his major is gentrifying asia is hilarious
My fav thing to do two summers ago was just rip whippits and listen to the first few minutes of random old cts like this
Bro why would you not listen to music? I feel like that would be a way better experience for me at least 😂
You can probably make a giant sand castle with all the blow these 3 have done in the podcast
Like that one from SpongeBob Battle For Bikini Bottom
different strokes for different coke addicted folks...i used to blow a gram in like, an hour. i would never ever ever let anyone have a way to record my behavior in the hours post come-up. looking on the ground for coke. looking on my shirt for coke. the absolute lowest form of human reduction you can be brought down to aside from selling your ass or something. coke rocks
@user-vd2bf2di9i my friend, glad you are speaking of it in past tense. hopefully very past tense.
Using a credit card to scrape dirt off the bathroom floor to look for white specs. Great times.
@user-vd2bf2di9i oh yeah lol the week i spent on coke was the gayest thing I've ever done.
Damn. I never did that on coke, but the few times I did crack had me like that. Until one time I thought it was so funny that I’m smoking drywall and dust and whatever else and it kicked in my brain that like why the fuck would I drop any of it?
@@njmcfreak man. may God be with you, fig
playing the 17 hour jazz playlist in the background while listening to this... really fits. like stav in shirts
I just love that you can hear Nick cutting lines in the background.
That was Adam with a 2 of clubs
11:50
Adam’s Rasta accent should be the cinnamon guy from the apple cinnamon cereal commercials
Yo u just reminded me that apple cinnamon cheerios existed. Haven't had them in 25 years probably. I'm rock hard for them now.
@@kirkcinnamon8467 did you go out and get some after making this comment 8 months ago? if so, how were they?
CINN-E-MON
I was high as fuck playing Madden with this as ambience, and them FINALLY getting the first round of coke as the Sonic music kicked in made me laugh so hard I saw those translucent worms in my eyes for the first time in years
What the fuck
Thanks for making all these videos man, just want to say I appreciate it :)
im lowkey grippin the fitted rn 💯
Mickey Mouse fitted
I deadass just copped the new yankees fitted
Thanks Cool Adam
Goddammit I love this channel!
There's a lot of hot guys here!
You forgot to mention Your gay.
Ps. Im gay.
Boomshakalaka!
Do you have the time?
The sound of the credit card or whatever tapping out lines in the background around 12 minutes 😂
2 of Clubs bro, Nick said what it was
it’s gay to do drugs boys, it’s even gayer not to
Well call me gay I’m gay
Drugs are what make me gay
My mom is obsessed with stuart from madtv. for like 3 days she made me watch madtv sketch compilations on youtube from 9am-3pm in the living room
Naked?
@@thelokifiles I'm also curious. Did you and your mother have sex OP? Just curious.
They absolutely need to find Extreme Party Rob (XPR) and have him as a guest on the adam friedland show
there’s a 0% chance XPR isn’t either muslim or dead now
I read extremely gay party rob
@symmelo4510 Either you die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain:(
What a great episode that actually had important conversations
Love how Adam acts like college kids in DC actually have fun
HELL YEAH I LOVE COCAINE
Me too and also I’m gay
Dude cocaine is fucking amazing me too
Overrated tbh
Wish I had the chance to try it before fent came around
@@gdawgs101 no I’m joking that’s probably smart tbh but like you can just buy shit that isn’t all powdered up bro come on don’t let fear stop you from partying bitch we all die fuck it
51:13 is a beautiful example of almost literary foreshadowing
Nick working as a janitor at a glory hole rocking Stan getz on the head phones
looool
Amazing, I've never heard anyone become more intelligent, thoughtful, and cogent after cocaine.
The Sonic music fucking killed me lmao
Gamers it’s a dudes rock renaissance
another night i dont kill myself thank you dudes rock for extending my pathetic being
What a relatable comment.
My dude, remember that there are always people that care about you. I'm sorry you seem to be at a low point in your life. I've been there my man. Whether social or parasocial, you can always reach out. Hope you're doing alright my man.
@@Gusde_Verdacchi also remember I am gay
Same here brother.
I love you bro, I am gay
9:15 my favorite bit😂😂😂
14:08 ⛷️ ❄️
that was a monster rail
This can only be listened to on blow
Does adderall count? Nice cock brother, keep on rocking in the free world
How convenient
Could you imagine doing cocaine to listen to cumtown
Lies
Nah... That shit's for losers.
In the VI rn listening to this
Representing the 813 living in a planet fitness parking lot. Happy to hear Tampa get some love from the boys, also im bisex
Got up, lined one up, let the chickens out, put up xmas light..boy howdy am I gay.
Little Jacob was a real one
This is why cumtown was so great. Clearly these guys are highly intelligent and have a very nuanced understanding of the modern world and morality. Most of the time to the unaware this podcast just seems like some stupid racist comedians making offensive jokes, but I could always tell that even in their most blue moments, there was a deep understanding of any given topic and a moral core that allowed them to truly find pure humor in racy topics and make jokes that you could not only laugh at and not feel bad about, but most importantly it allowed all of us to be racist without ACTUALY being racist, and that it's cool to be gay.
You had me at "gay."
"who survived a genocide" niko was a participant in the genocide lmao
Love when the boys talk science
“Density is like a measure of mass… no wait it’s volume.”
“Yea density is mass and volume. No density is mass and weight.”
I miss my favorite gay retarded friends.
"he's holding his girlfriend closer, he's just cheering for the n word" 😂
I forgot how good these were
At maybe ~12:00 before the coke arrives I swear I can hear the sound of a bank card pummeling coke on a coffee table.
2 of clubs bro nick said it himself lol
After hitting the slopes on the weekend with the boys, hearing the mulldog drop uncensored nwords was great.
Ps im gay
This is the peak of human civilization
I was homeschooled so Nick Mullen is the equivalent to that one kid in middle school which i never had
on the gayground is where is spent most of my days
Imagine being "Adam"
That failed grabbing a slice of pizza stock footage is hilarious. Why would you submit that take lmao?
The way he crosses his arms too lmfaoo reminds me of that clip of kylie Jenner trying to use a knife to cut something & she crosses her arms
It played at the exact moment I read your comment. He’d never be allowed at my birthday party
It took me until 45minutes in before I realized this was on loop lol
Marfan Syndrome hands
Wow Nick really said it
apparently coke makes you talk about old classmates
Just doing lines with my best friends. Ahh what a night
Adam with confidence rocks
Just like dudes
Dudes rock
Good grief am I gay also.
i had never heard about MJ shitting on the floor.. thanks Adam
The more coked up they get the more I can’t tell who’s who
We’ll never get a boys in Tampa episode smh
Buckcherry - lit up
Gotta be the buck baby!
"I need to take a shit" classic
“It would be funny, to do coke on the podcast”
50:25 beautiful
Remember back when you could do Coke without being worried about fentanyl? Good times
That was like the 80's for us. Aids and coke brother
I still do it, I don't really care if I die though.
@@dinguloidget help man ❤😢
nick is so much more upbeat on this than usual lmfaooooooo
Stav grandstanding about racism then being overjoyed at a Ukrainian eating a bagel cause all they eat is mud soup
Nick, you explained "leverage" not torque.
HP is how fast you hit a crowd
Torque is how far you drag them...
I’m gay and Jewish “I know it’s the same thing…” holy shit lol I almost wrecked my 🚗
Very clear chopping up lines background noise 10:57
man i miss that sound
Get a credit card and a surface my guy
Metal on metal
Stav does coke but still manages to be fat???
He dreams to imagine
Do you think using coke and/or adderall stops him from eating? I’m sure it just helps him eat even more food without guilt or shame.
@@hithere4719 stav taking adderall would only make him more focused and committed to eating food
His dedication is unmatched
Look at Artie Lange
The lottery is such a joke. The only people that buy tickets are terrible with their money. The state knows they'll get that money back real quick.
Come for the boys going skiing together up nose mountain, stay for the surprisingly deep Sam Hyde MDE conversation that is extremely nuanced. What a treat thanks DR
"If you're racist you should probably _stop_ being racist but thanks for listening to the show"
This is literally all Idubbbz had to say and his legacy and career would still be intact.
I miss Nick on coke
Hes in his post drugs robert downey jr phase now
@@penguano5514 Iron man 2-3 phase
@@harrisonwaddell9096okay marvel dork
@@harrisonwaddell9096yeah get outta here with that straight shit, only gays allowed
These comps are filling me up with fellatonin.
Actually laughed out loud, nice sir
Is Nick Rock this generations Drunkie Dean Martin who acted like he was always drunk? Legendary bit!
12:52 gay hill zone
Sounds like a normal episode of CT played on 1.25x speed.
perhaps if Nik didn't do so many drugs he wouldn't be horribly depressed all the time
I kind of want to see that version of Shallow Hal, lol.
I sure hope they dealt with that problem.
God dammit I miss this show so much man
18:50 the JFK bit killed me
Adam just needs yayo
So they just straight up did coke while doing the podcast?
Lol no.. come on. These guys are professional podcasters
I'm pretty upset that my close personal friends scored an eight ball and didn't call me.
23:15 stavy was hitting a line
The beginning era was kind of bong era before the coke
54:48 …did Shane lift this? Lol.
Perhaps
Oof
Yeah
"Luis J. Armstrong" 😅😅😅😅