Nick's fantasy about using forged photos/documents to frame his parents for infidelity and child abuse in the middle of their divorce as revenge for his mom not appreciating his whoopie cushion prank is a fascinating window into his psyche.
here suffering with mind numbing toothache using hot water with salt and garlic as mouthwash to soothe the tooth but having my good friends nate, alan and sapov here to entertain me makes the pain go away faster, thanks dudes rock
Probably the only funny bit to come out of that cabin batch of eps. You can tell because Stav in his brilliant fatness played with the audio knobs thinking they were candy
Nick saying "I'm gonna be the guy who introduces a bill that days it's okay to wear basketball shorts to the Senate" - I had to google "When did Stav leave Cumtown?" to confirm there's NO CHANCE that this clip overlapped with John Fetterman taking office. Truly, prescient.
@@silenc3x Too funny. I felt bad at first watching but then I started to think of it like it was a Nature special on PBS. "Oh, they can do yoga, too? How nice for them."
Seriously, what the fuck is it about this podcast? I swear it’s like there’s a direct correlation between how depressed I am and how much cum town I’m listening to.
Stav doing a gay rendition of Sleep’s Holy Mountain at 4:33 has given me new appreciation of his overall girth and gayness, and upon hearing the blessed chords, my gay little stoner heart fluttered with glee. Also I’m gay.
You think Nick ever just sits in the dark and listens to old clips from cumtown back when he was funny? In an arm chair, curtains drawn, no light in the room but the low battery alert on the vape pen hanging from his mouth.
I’m convinced he runs the Saul account and draws the animation. The day he showed his drawings to remind him of racial stereotypes confirmed my hypothesis.
Whoever you are, thank you for the compilations man. Since the older ones get flagged and cant download them. Ive been listening to dudes rock at work trying to get a nostalgic cumtown itch. Keep it up bro. Im Gay
This has been coming on through auto play at night at least twice a week now as I'm falling asleep and i let it rip every time. I like to think Allah is trying to teach me something from it. Inshallah
Good cut going straight from Nick saying he doesn’t likes being touched into a story about him getting mad about someone trying to give him a happy ending
Imagine if you could go back in time and tell your teenage self that your job will be to create stock footage of people with Down syndrome. That would rock.
Uploaded this on a day where I got fucked over at my cook job. Nothing prepped, gotta make breakfast and lunch prep dinner because our night crew sucks ass. Make desserts for lunch and dinner and prep as much as I can for my weekend shift of doing the same thing. Good thing I get paid well but damn
LOL no disrespect, even the sous chef of a nice establishment only makes 50-70k. sounds like you work with a weak crew so ur restraunt standards must not be too high. What do you consider "paying good"
Was 2 & a half hours into the video before I realized it had any sound - Dudes Rock is the gift that keeps on giving!
There is Audio? How do I play it 😅
comment of the decade imo
Very kind of the Gillis estate to share this footage from their home movie archive
Pissed myself and came a little bit at this comment
Holy shit, I'm gay
such a weird experience having a fever and coming in and out of consciousness listening to this
Luckyyyy
That is the way this is meant to be experienced
Just hearing being raped island while waking up😂
Ice cream paint job
Gay on the inside, straight on the outside
2:50:33
We owe this channel immense amounts of gratitude for compiling and documenting these prestigious times in Cumtown's storied history.
I bequeath you for enveloping my knowledge on this subject.
Nick's fantasy about using forged photos/documents to frame his parents for infidelity and child abuse in the middle of their divorce as revenge for his mom not appreciating his whoopie cushion prank is a fascinating window into his psyche.
Divorces suck for everyone in the family, i wouldn't read into it too much.
@@wearejackiechiles8563😂
@@wearejackiechiles8563 lmao this guy
Hell yeah dudes rock! I’m so emotionally checked out that this brings me great joy.
that's a prerequisite for enjoying cumtown lol
There's really nothing worse or better than being insulated from your own emotions
here suffering with mind numbing toothache using hot water with salt and garlic as mouthwash to soothe the tooth but having my good friends nate, alan and sapov here to entertain me makes the pain go away faster, thanks dudes rock
just rip it out
the less teeth the better , you know what im sayin ??
Do not get a root canal. Just get the tooth pulled. Lots cheaper. No tooth = no problem.
Go to the dentist. Being gay is not a cure for a toothache!
they make medication for that
3:51:00 Nick “having” to drop an N-bomb to remember to bleep out doxxing Adam is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
The actual mad lad
Probably the only funny bit to come out of that cabin batch of eps. You can tell because Stav in his brilliant fatness played with the audio knobs thinking they were candy
Also, same time stamp, look at those feet
@@fuzzydumpling9829 god have mercy on your soul
Nick saying "I'm gonna be the guy who introduces a bill that days it's okay to wear basketball shorts to the Senate" - I had to google "When did Stav leave Cumtown?" to confirm there's NO CHANCE that this clip overlapped with John Fetterman taking office.
Truly, prescient.
Then why have we never seen Fetterman and Nick in the same room?
You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Immediately thought the same thing
Prescient is pearls before swine here
Nick Mullen is the speechwriter for Fetterman.
nice@Kan-ova
my doctor: you have 3:52:53 to live💀
me: has gay sex😎
There’s nothing like a session of gay sex that lasts longer than The Fellowship of The Rings. That rocks
Dudes rock !
is the sex part that extra 10 seconds?
I just imagined Michael Douglas spread eagle on a hospital bed.
Thank you.
Loving the b-roll of all those consummate professionals at work
I'm not down with it tbh
@@SomeOlDingus Down With the Syndrome
Every day I need ritalin medicine and the prankster kit.
stav laughing in line with old stav at michael penis is one of the best moments of this podcast
when is that in here
2:50:30
Clinging to my nostalgia as I age steadily 😎 🤙
White knuckling it as I careen into my 30s
Time flies, love fades.
@StancedVacuum you'll be alright homie.
clinging to my naballjas
@@StancedVacuum fuck yeah baby
Imagine this playing on a 90” TV during a party
I have to scroll down to the comments so I'm not just constantly watching down-syndrome stock footage.
That would be considered art today
@@silenc3x Too funny. I felt bad at first watching but then I started to think of it like it was a Nature special on PBS. "Oh, they can do yoga, too? How nice for them."
oh I thought that was live footage from the taping, thanks for clearing that up@@silenc3x
What parties do you go to where they have a TV on
I’m waiting for the day some trust fund kid without a personality walks up to me with their phone in my face, asking me what I’m listening to
Lmao
and then everyone will clap
Bust fund kid
Can I have a 4 hour guy machine?
ok fine, but call your doctor if it lasts for any longer than that
@@customerguy8581Good thing my doctor is a gay man 😎
@@conor7154 get me in touch with your gay doctor, I am in need of a bong hit transplant
You are the four hour guy machine.
A 4 hour time machine transplant
Who is out there producing Downie stock footage? Glad the bros are getting work but other than C Town cumpilations who is using it?
medical industry
you're like 10 years too old to be doing this, shouldnt you worry about getting one single job in your life?
Me and my best friends
Lotion and tissue
My suffering is endless but at least Cum Town makes the pain go away for a few moments
Seriously, what the fuck is it about this podcast? I swear it’s like there’s a direct correlation between how depressed I am and how much cum town I’m listening to.
It's better than heroin
It's like having friends again 😢
4 hours with my best friends? It’s a Christmas miracle
My friends were extra charitable this year. I love those guys
I just love guys@@galacticpondofficial
Epardy might be the greatest hour in all of podcasting
Where in the world did you find this much stock footage of shane gillis?
Dudes Rock when they’re Rock Hard, Dude.
*slides noose back under bed*
Well this is nice
Did you do it yet?
@@LZRD107 connect with you on Grindr? No, not yet. But believe me pal YOU’LL KNOW
EVERYONE WILL KNOW 😳🥵🥴🤠🤠🤠🤠
LOL
Being 4 hours in the past is so sick
Hope i take the right time machine🤓
So true!
@@jakepetrie7439bb
@@itsv1p3rthe right Time Machine for you is the gay Time Machine
You came on a false premise.
Can we get a Nick Mullen conspiracy compilation ?
Nice one broski and stay cool 😎👍
"Socialism really hasn't ever been tried"
@@Musicalchoreswe currently have socialism in the U.S. government budget is billions.
@@Musicalchores neither has my penis by a woman because I'm gay
17:09 Nick literally predicted John Fetterman
17:04
I was thinking that too
deep down nick is a chinese philosopher
Every story of Nick’s is horrifying and hilarious. Usually at the expense of others but I’m amused and entertained. And that’s what matters most.
Adam saying can i please tell a story while nick tries to keep stav laughing is what were here for
LPC has some of the best prank calls ever
He came back for awhile and live streamed, his name is SPCC
@@TexBCspcc was just a fan of lpc
Stavs laugh track commentary over anything is just 👨🍳💋👌
Adam has subtle laughs that encourage the other two to descend further into chicanery.
I find my self autistically thinking of what I could add to the conversation I am gay
GAY ON THE INSIDE STRAIGHT ON THE OUT SIDE
Guy’s Cream Paintjob
0:01 the starting bit is so gold, it reminds m of calling my friends and little brother gay and just nothing makes sense
Time to smash twelve beers.
Hell yeah brother
The bit about blowing dust off the search history just kills me every fucking time
Stav doing a gay rendition of Sleep’s Holy Mountain at 4:33 has given me new appreciation of his overall girth and gayness, and upon hearing the blessed chords, my gay little stoner heart fluttered with glee. Also I’m gay.
You think Nick ever just sits in the dark and listens to old clips from cumtown back when he was funny? In an arm chair, curtains drawn, no light in the room but the low battery alert on the vape pen hanging from his mouth.
I’m convinced he runs the Saul account and draws the animation. The day he showed his drawings to remind him of racial stereotypes confirmed my hypothesis.
@@HarrisonHollersgood fucking point lol I just went back to the bit & youre 100% right, the art style is exactly the same & the line work is identical
@@HarrisonHollerswhat Saul account?
@@henrysaine9558 th-cam.com/video/467Vz6l-3uw/w-d-xo.htmlsi=zSWt_DHS5NouPHK1
Dont forget the coke
Whoever you are, thank you for the compilations man. Since the older ones get flagged and cant download them. Ive been listening to dudes rock at work trying to get a nostalgic cumtown itch. Keep it up bro. Im Gay
"Cumtown itch" sounds like a 1970s slang term for chlamydia.
This video really gave me a deeper appreciation for Down's people.
I really wasn't ready for the yoga, I won't lie
Yeah, I wasn’t down with that
@@macroglossumstellatarum3068 that is not what I meant
Shane gillis would be bricked up right now@@macroglossumstellatarum3068
I got hard
When Magnum Opus got taken down I almost took my own life
You almost took your own life where? To a gay bar?
@ghostgate82
At first, I thought you were gonna express genuine concern but you made me proud with the finisher. Also
Also, I'm gay.
This set off my phone like 4 times and I laughed at every response
"I don't know enough about Adam.."
As a gay trans tow truck driver on the road constantly I’m here to say dudes rock 😎👍
Shut up gay bill
These make my drives so much better
Loving the Downs visuals
i needed this bro. starting a shitty new job after months on unemployment. just zoning out to ur compilations after a 10 hour shit ty
Link to that interracial block party beef at the beginning?
th-cam.com/video/oBrjkIrMoyU/w-d-xo.html
Your work is much appreciated
5PM Sunday, day off tomorrow, sippin chocolate milk out the TAFS mug.
here’s to feeling gay all the time
Nicks explanation of dimensions is the best
Why is the video just different clips of JonTron
What the fuck
Lol
If anyone can find the clip where Nick starts watching clips of the play Cats and joking about Mr. Mistoffelees I would be forever grateful
On it
Eric Clapton butt robot
@@dudesr0ckthank you brother
“You gotta stop saying things ironically and start saying things Ronald McDonaldly”- Nick Mullen
This has been coming on through auto play at night at least twice a week now as I'm falling asleep and i let it rip every time. I like to think Allah is trying to teach me something from it. Inshallah
Dudes rock.
Sick as a dog and I needed this🙌
same, i’m also gay
It’s really cool that they got Shane Gillis to film all of the stock footage.
“You’d go by a junction… and then it’d be like a little shanty town” truer more poetic words have never been spoken.
Good cut going straight from Nick saying he doesn’t likes being touched into a story about him getting mad about someone trying to give him a happy ending
I was not prepared for Nick earnestly defending Pokémon Snap.
These guys have the same dynamic as ed edd n eddy
Man where did you find so much footage of Chinese kids?
Chiiiiiiiina
The kid pretending to type at 40:54 😂😂
I have to say pausing the video when someone walks in doesn't help on this one.
Imagine if you could go back in time and tell your teenage self that your job will be to create stock footage of people with Down syndrome. That would rock.
3:04 this syncs ups with stav too well lmfao
Listen to this podcast the most when my mental health is the worst, ❤❤ to everyone else here who's like me
Dudes rock! 🎉
I don't know how you found my home videos, but this takes me back down syndrome town
59:35 😂 favorite tantrum. Dicx sucking in the fifth dimension 😂😂
Hell yeah dude, dudes ROCK!
Just checking in. I’m still gay. How about you all?
Samesies
I don't know if you know this, but I'm gay
@ I always suspected.
Uploaded this on a day where I got fucked over at my cook job. Nothing prepped, gotta make breakfast and lunch prep dinner because our night crew sucks ass. Make desserts for lunch and dinner and prep as much as I can for my weekend shift of doing the same thing. Good thing I get paid well but damn
LOL no disrespect, even the sous chef of a nice establishment only makes 50-70k.
sounds like you work with a weak crew so ur restraunt standards must not be too high.
What do you consider "paying good"
Gets paid in cüm
$15/hr
@@lollercoaster2010 its called a money shot for a reason
I'm loving the thought of a 35mm audio plug.
the pig bit always gets me
Wake up babe, a new dudes rock comp just dropped 😌💖
Ps. I'm gay
22:53 "me and Adam having a fight in Time Square. My antlers and his giant hands"
Im fckng rollin
47:29 Stav has no idea was metal sounds like 😂
i mean, the one doing yoga could totally get it.
Damn Nick had his own geek squad scam.
32:45 them pretending to blow dust off the search history, my god, it makes me sad I can only hear it once for the first time
Miss Cumtown. Love when nick makes Stavy laugh.
51:50 the greatest Nick bit of all time.
The pokemon snap argument about 3 hours in was classic
What is the video they are listening to at 6:00
th-cam.com/video/oBrjkIrMoyU/w-d-xo.html
1:08-1:24
Legendary footage. And to make the team name the beauties. So fucking funny.
Stav laughs like salacious crumb
holy shit
Funny how Adam keeps referring to the guy as "her" 1:07:00
These actors are really good on this
When Nick talks about his mom I always picture him with long hair and aone of those Alice from the Brady bunch dresses
I kept waiting for them to talk about time machines
make a time machine to go back to when adam was funny challenge (impossible)
59:36 is the start of one of my favorite arguments they ever gad lol
How is that the 5th dimension?
You ever been talking to someone who CLEARLY isn't listening to anything and is CLEARLY just waiting (barely) to talk.
This is amazing
Shane Gillis home videos were a nice touch
This is a masterpiece
Hell yea dude.
Anybody got a link to the video they discuss starting at 4:43?
th-cam.com/video/oBrjkIrMoyU/w-d-xo.html
Did you ever find it?
Seventh ward block party
@@thatonelady9772 thank you!
I’m just confused why it’s Cumtown audio with a bunch of videos of Shane Gillis
hell yeah dude