"It was an injury" "its depression" "its baby fat" "it wont go away" = im not trying and if i had a condition id tell you im actually a midget wearing a weight vest
@@dylangraf7626 Yeah, imo there’s no standup specials that will ever be as funny as peak cumtown. Same with shane - the pod is way funnier than his special, but still proud of the boys.
I see why Nick got frustrated with Stav talking about losing weight. He made like 2 videos of him training and I actually believed he was gonna do it but no, it's Stav so of course he got fatter.
If I had one of these vests you can bet your ass I would be hiding behind cover and yelling slurs every time I added plates to it. Turn the Planet Fitness into a COD lobby.
Hi, I've been looking for a weight vest online lately. TH-cam recommended this video to me. What is this channel about? Seems pretty cool. What do you guys recommend? Also, do you guys accept gays here?
140 pound weight vest is fucking insane. That's like farmer carrying 2 70s always. I did a 80 pound one for a few hours and just standing up is like the level of exertion of running a medium pace.
I did always want to, once I started working out and eating right and losing weight, to get little fishing weights or whatever and add them to a big pile as a visual representation of the weight I lost over time. Then, when I reached my goal weight, I could take this pile of weight, these tens of pounds of weights, and you take them to the dump and leave them behind and never see them again, as a potent psychological act of acceptance and closure.
@@andysorbet2931 I'm actually going to try and make 2024 my sort of "self improvement year" before I turn 35 (and therefore become irrevocably "old" jk jk) and I think I want to do it, to slowly accrue a like wooden box full of weight that can tangibly represent my progress (good or bad) and then, when I have met my goals, have a sort of wake for the person I was and to celebrate the person I had become where I celebratorially get rid of as a way of psychologically reframing my self-perception.
I’m a depressed piece of shit nowadays but back when I went to the gym this one fat dude signed up and lost weight so goddamn fast. I remember seeing him after like 3 months and he looked like 30 pounds lighter.
@@ryanmussell739Running with a weight vest isn't worth the extra impact on your joints and spine. Trust me. It's how so many dudes mess themselves up in the military, from running and marching with a heavy pack on.
Because you do want the vest material itself to be light weight, because you can get sweaty in those things. I love mine but I wish I got the lighter weight material and spent a little more. Not always, but the good ones that are lighter weight are also more breathable.
“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” Nick found a way to “Push it to the Limits” with a ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY POUND weight vest.
I did that before I got my vest. But if I put too much weight in it my back would hurt. I resisted the vest for a while because it looks really embarrassing. So I didn’t get a black one, I got a brown one so I don’t look like I’m Larping as a secret agent. Then after a while I didn’t care what anyone thought of me anymore so I got a higher quality black one. But yeah, if you’re only going to carry around 20 pounds or so, I think a backpack works really well. But depending on how strong you are, the more weight you put back there, the more stress you’re putting on your lower back. Especially for people like me, I walk with a limp from an accident along time ago and I walked 5 miles a day when I’m cutting weight and that could be murder on your back with a weighted backpack.
His increase in mass has become exponential in nature. It's too late to stop it now, we've left it too long. We'll be engulfed within the year. God help us all.
eh, i think he was going for irony. 2017 felt like a good time for comedians to capitalize on the “Joe Rogan is a retard” debate. That said, I do agree that Stav would probably jump at the chance to do it. God damn, imagining 6 hours of just stav + rogan is actually horrifying….
@@bennyhath1789I’m pretty sure he was roided up. Dude never had together, he just went from one obsessive distraction to another. Now he’s doing cardio because all the coke gave him a heart attack scare so I guess there’s that
@eddwithbraindamage6751 hahaha I was joking in my second comment, I actually was talking about stav looking relatively (compared to himself a decade later) healthy
if you're gonna walk around with weighs on you it's better to wear them around your waist rather then you chest or legs. Less risk of injury. Same reason trades men wear tool belts. Get weighted belts and do your back a favour.
@@lsixty30 if you died, how did you post this message? did you faceplant on your phone and your spirit is haunting your youtube account, listening to cumtown videos on repeat for infinity?
god damn. im already seeing all the 20 year olds doing their best mullen impressions on their internet shows. it bothers me immensely and simultaneously makes my penis hard
7:45 Adam’s famous “Satchmo” joke. Famously, Friedland references this in his second known joke: “I believe I described it as a Satchmo-style”, some three years later. Really cool to see how he’s honed his craft since the early days. 🥲
Stav always talks about being morbidly obese like it’s the equivalent of being a Navy SEAL
They carry equal weight tbh, and it’s very brave to willingly put such awful stress on your heart with garbage life choices
He's a Navy Squeal
Gravy seal
Morbidly a beast
Life threatening gigs
Spoiler: Stav never loses weight.
"It was an injury" "its depression" "its baby fat" "it wont go away" = im not trying and if i had a condition id tell you im actually a midget wearing a weight vest
Double spoiler: he gets Nick in the end. Nick is a pallbearer and he drops the casket because he didn’t max out his workouts after all
Longest running ankle injury in history
@@caspay21you could tell his brothers know how fatly Stav behaves
Come on guys…. He had a fight with his dad
"The $60 dollar one is like $90 bucks".
taxes
@@slimjim5568i believe he meant to say "the 60 pound one is like 90 bucks"
@tinkywinky4449Inflation
New york has 50% sales tax
@@puzzle.86 that's so true what you just said
Stavs best bit will always be him saying he's going to get fit
any day now, as his podcast guest posture is now nearly lying down
i know! 10000% true
Tbf stav is absolutely killing it
@@tq6892 it being his knees
He's got that Thousand Island stare.
"Can _you_ do one pull-up?"
"I can not"
He can do multiple Fruit Roll-Ups
Nick: "I'm gonna jump up in the air and eat birds"
Stav: "Like a fish?"
There are fish that do that
This guy isn't even autistic enough to know animal facts
Footage in a documentary from 2017. Could say a cat but fish is funnier th-cam.com/video/ANxlmqF0wj8/w-d-xo.htmlsi=JwVADxKEB7jJ6WlM
your comment is without a doubt spot on.
@@ИльяПяткин-к6е that carp video was pretty cool
''It's actually something I've learned from Dragon Ball Z'' what a sentence
Erm the weighted clothing was akchually introduced in the original dragonball.
@@zangl2955 Nick cannot let anyone know he watches and possibly enjoys things.
lol so randum
hehehe perfect comment
“The 60 dollar one’s like 90 bucks.” - Nick Mullen
Niccolo is my favorite DBZ character.
Niggolo
I love a man in green face.
nick likes to cosplay as mr popo
My favorite Muslim character with a weighted turban
Have a Japanese man say "Niccolo" and you'll have the name of Nick's favorite DBZ character.
Prime cumtown Nick is one of the funniest people to ever exist.
he’s still alive and touring. get you some tickets and support the man in earnest.
@@stephaniegarfield29142 I’m not a huge fan of his stand up special… I thought it was okay
@@stephaniegarfield29142 "Prime cumtown Nick". Current Nick is a husk in comparison. Friedland has leeched the life right out of him.
@@dylangraf7626 Yeah, imo there’s no standup specials that will ever be as funny as peak cumtown. Same with shane - the pod is way funnier than his special, but still proud of the boys.
@@stephaniegarfield29142i agree. Check mssp episode 27 or 53 for some old gold.
"Show off your personality with patches" moves patch from right side to left
Center left
@@xrphoenix7194lolol
Your personality can be anything! From Blue Lives Matter all the way to All Lives Matter
Never mind that the patch is just the fuckin flag
So.
Much.
PERSONALITY! TORQUE!!!
"So I can prove to everyone that I am an alpha male."
"Can you make one push-up?"
"No I cannot."
I see why Nick got frustrated with Stav talking about losing weight. He made like 2 videos of him training and I actually believed he was gonna do it but no, it's Stav so of course he got fatter.
At least he's not saying he's ripped like burnt Chrysler 😊
no you don't understand he's too busy being a podcaster and touring to diet and exercise
He’s gonna hop on ozempic at some point
@@Wendall989surprised he hasnt yet honestly
No but he hurt his foot
"you cant live in my shoes"
pan to Stav in a wheelchair with both his legs missing from diabetes.
When he comes back out of breath I lost it 🤣
Stav was comedically obese in 2017 and seeing photos of 'stav in 2017' now he looks thin, hes hilariously big now god damn
If I had one of these vests you can bet your ass I would be hiding behind cover and yelling slurs every time I added plates to it. Turn the Planet Fitness into a COD lobby.
i like your holden wojak
As someone who also does pull ups with a weight vest, I’m gay.
Damn, kinda want one of those weight vests now.
Swole steroids nick was peak human form. Depression suicidal lithium nick is society’s downfall.
Hi, I've been looking for a weight vest online lately. TH-cam recommended this video to me. What is this channel about? Seems pretty cool. What do you guys recommend? Also, do you guys accept gays here?
Accept as currency??
We do not. We accept the lord and savior Jesus Christ.
@@2200Stinger I was asking for a friend. I'll let him know
all this effort for nick to lose it all by becoming a vegan for 4 months
Pretty sure it was cause he started focusing on cardio due to his heart attack scare
@@yourprophetfool3654 his red scare
@@yourprophetfool3654pretty sure that heart attack scare was more coke related than anything…
@@schakalicious6023 well of course, but point is that it made him focus on heart health
@@yourprophetfool3654 and now he’s drinking again lol
It’s incredible that there’s 19 minutes of content just on the weight vest. I’m gay.
Nick just wanted to experience how Stav lives his life every day.
140 pound weight vest is fucking insane. That's like farmer carrying 2 70s always. I did a 80 pound one for a few hours and just standing up is like the level of exertion of running a medium pace.
I did always want to, once I started working out and eating right and losing weight, to get little fishing weights or whatever and add them to a big pile as a visual representation of the weight I lost over time. Then, when I reached my goal weight, I could take this pile of weight, these tens of pounds of weights, and you take them to the dump and leave them behind and never see them again, as a potent psychological act of acceptance and closure.
Wtf, that’s a neat idea. You said you always wanted to, did you ever do it?
@@andysorbet2931
I'm actually going to try and make 2024 my sort of "self improvement year" before I turn 35 (and therefore become irrevocably "old" jk jk) and I think I want to do it, to slowly accrue a like wooden box full of weight that can tangibly represent my progress (good or bad) and then, when I have met my goals, have a sort of wake for the person I was and to celebrate the person I had become where I celebratorially get rid of as a way of psychologically reframing my self-perception.
I’m a depressed piece of shit nowadays but back when I went to the gym this one fat dude signed up and lost weight so goddamn fast. I remember seeing him after like 3 months and he looked like 30 pounds lighter.
I'd rather use those weights to fish for gay sex but do whatever, I suppose
You are gay.
Stavvy's workout blog did not last as long as we expected.
Thank you for this!
Stav has a BMI of 43 if he is 5’8” and 280 lbs. Anything above 40 is class III or morbidly obese
thats gay kindda math i can get behind
2:20 Isn't there a Michael Bay scifi distopia exactly like that?
How fuckin tall is my best friend? All kinds of numbers out there. Tryna figure out if I''m morbidly obese or just average weight and gay.
Regular obese
you contain gay multitudes
There are more genders in heaven and Earth, drumminggt3322,
Than are dreamt of in your goon cave
His official height on his IMDb profile changed from 4'2" to 5'4 1/2" after his special got a million views
No joke, he's like 5'8.
Stav gets so excited about Rogan bow hunting and eating the meat like he invented hunting lmao. What a dork.
Stav was kind of a big weight on the show on multiple levels
Good clip haven’t seen this one on other channels yet
I actually ordered a weight vest for daily wear after listening to this
Have you worn the vest ?
I have a 20lb vest for running.
In 2010 my buddies were big into wearing weighted vest for 3 weeks.
@@ryanmussell739 I’ve worn them when I wrestled to run in but haven’t in a decade lol. It’s on the list
@@ryanmussell739Running with a weight vest isn't worth the extra impact on your joints and spine. Trust me. It's how so many dudes mess themselves up in the military, from running and marching with a heavy pack on.
the weight vest is to allow Nick to better empathize with Stav, like the maternity bellies they make expecting fathers wear
why did they advertise one of the vests as lightweight?
Because you do want the vest material itself to be light weight, because you can get sweaty in those things. I love mine but I wish I got the lighter weight material and spent a little more. Not always, but the good ones that are lighter weight are also more breathable.
“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” Nick found a way to “Push it to the Limits” with a ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY POUND weight vest.
Is that a real pic in the thumbnail? Im sooooo gay
My man Nick lookin extra yoked, I’m also gay
A pullup with 85lb added is pretty fuckin solid. If he could actually do 3 reps like that, it's elite.
Nick was actually ripped back then
Short man ripped, not normal/exceptional man ripped.
Short ripped takes like 2 months of work
You can be ripped too if you wear dbz clothes and do handstand pushups all day.
@@StevenMcPeterbiltyeah ok lmao
He took ostarine
The vest with the barbell on it looks like it was made for mr friedland
Stav’s fame and weight have a direct linear relationship.
Damn, that donkey kong looking character could get it.
Stav is pulling a Patrice move
Damn, this is 10 years old.
Has Stav said why he wont do Ozempic or it doesnt work on him?
Just put some weights in a backpack
I did that before I got my vest. But if I put too much weight in it my back would hurt. I resisted the vest for a while because it looks really embarrassing. So I didn’t get a black one, I got a brown one so I don’t look like I’m Larping as a secret agent. Then after a while I didn’t care what anyone thought of me anymore so I got a higher quality black one. But yeah, if you’re only going to carry around 20 pounds or so, I think a backpack works really well. But depending on how strong you are, the more weight you put back there, the more stress you’re putting on your lower back. Especially for people like me, I walk with a limp from an accident along time ago and I walked 5 miles a day when I’m cutting weight and that could be murder on your back with a weighted backpack.
4:30 Nick is now larping as Stav, to fatly walk a mile in his shoes
ruthless and toothless
Instead of buying a weight vest, just run another mile
Judging from the thumbnail nick doesn't have a thousand island stare.
Currently in my weight vest saga. Just like my best friend Nick! Also I'm extremely gay! 🌈
Hell yeah let us know how the psychotic breaks go!
I can't wait to get my vest, and I'm gay.
Now Stavy is fatter than ever since leaving the Pod 😂
His increase in mass has become exponential in nature. It's too late to stop it now, we've left it too long. We'll be engulfed within the year. God help us all.
Damn, I might buy a weighted vest.
Why isn’t Nick 10dB quieter than everyone else?
what brand did he get
Great Ab Yield by boflex
Nick says he's morbidly obese at 163lbs. That means he's 4'43 tall. I guess Adam is the tallest chad.
Weird hearing stav simp for rogan. Clearly what he always wanted
eh, i think he was going for irony. 2017 felt like a good time for comedians to capitalize on the “Joe Rogan is a retard” debate.
That said, I do agree that Stav would probably jump at the chance to do it.
God damn, imagining 6 hours of just stav + rogan is actually horrifying….
He actually looks fairly healthy in the thumbnail. I didn't know he was that close to pulling it together in his adult life
I should clarify I'm talking about nick, and his mental health
@@bennyhath1789I’m pretty sure he was roided up. Dude never had together, he just went from one obsessive distraction to another. Now he’s doing cardio because all the coke gave him a heart attack scare so I guess there’s that
@eddwithbraindamage6751 hahaha I was joking in my second comment, I actually was talking about stav looking relatively (compared to himself a decade later) healthy
@@eddwithbraindamage6751 doesn't look anywhere near roided up he's just 5'4
@@AlanIsTryinghe’s publicly stated on the pod that he was on roids
There’s no chance stav was only 260 pounds. Hasn’t weighed that since grade 7
if you're gonna walk around with weighs on you it's better to wear them around your waist rather then you chest or legs. Less risk of injury. Same reason trades men wear tool belts. Get weighted belts and do your back a favour.
better yet, put the weights on the floor, zero chance of injury then
dont take advice from british people, folks.
@@lsixty30unless you trip on the weights
@@finalfantasy50 Why didn’t you warn me sooner, I already tripped and fell to death yesterday.
@@lsixty30 if you died, how did you post this message? did you faceplant on your phone and your spirit is haunting your youtube account, listening to cumtown videos on repeat for infinity?
Stav glazing rogan should’ve been a sign
A weight vest is a weighted blanket for alphas
this is so autistic and awesome
Stav talking about getting jacked for a decade lol
God I’d love to watch it just run down those creases in my best friend Nig Moulans muscles I’m burning just from the thumbnail god I’m gonna buss
yea, i got obese so i could wear a weight vest 24/7. i got dad calfs now
Nick will never know the feeling of a 300 lb weight vest. Unfortunately anyone that’s slept with stav does.
I’m gay
based
Hespect
0:46 out of context this makes no sense
Most things make no sense without context, you fucking dolt.
You ain't hip if you diss rogan and smoke bugs. F
Adam shut up
Hell yea dood
Stav calling himself powerful would be his greatest bit if he didn’t overuse it so much
16:51 missed a great opportunity to say lambaste. You are LAMB-BASED
thats so funny. you should start a podcast and definitely say that on there
god damn. im already seeing all the 20 year olds doing their best mullen impressions on their internet shows. it bothers me immensely and simultaneously makes my penis hard
nick was a spry 28 year old here
Guy watched too much DragonBall z
*Spoiler alert about Stav*
2:18 gay gattaca
😂
16:48
Nick cant be famous
surreal in 2023
7:45 Adam’s famous “Satchmo” joke. Famously, Friedland references this in his second known joke: “I believe I described it as a Satchmo-style”, some three years later. Really cool to see how he’s honed his craft since the early days. 🥲
Quality over quantity, bbe boi