Look man I've been putting a lot of hours into therapy and I'm trying this whole "positivity" thing. Now leave me alone. I have to repeat, "I'm so happy at work and my pay is pretty good!" 12 more times before the hour is over.
@Stebbi2k there was a computer generated Grace in Josh's startup sim video. She was the HR person, so Josh made her work 24 hours a day & generally treated her poorly. Grace G. commented from the perspective of in-game Grace. Josh found it amusing and pinned it, from then on he started adding a Grace in here & there to mistreat, Grace G. replies in character, he pins it - laughs are had.
Turning a zoo simulator into a prison simulator. Just as the zoo gods intended. 11:47 You put WAY more energy than any other person normally would. I love that. That's dedication. LOL
I'd have to go look, but a while. There's a ton of individual item placement you can do as well as interesting and complex lighting setups so I went pretty deep.
"Giraffe Burger" Oh, so like a giraffe themed burger place? "No, I said, giraffe burger" Yeah I know it's called giraffe burger "No, like we sell giraffe burgers" So giraffe themed burgers? "No, giraffe burgers"
The thing is, if the jeep thing he does in the beginning on the restrooms was on the entrance of like a safari themed restaurant (maybe a plastic or metal design) angled that same way, it would actually look really cool.
Yes, I would love to visit “paw” shank prison, I mean zoo. It looks lovely. Definitely no people trying to escape through pipes and hiding things in bibles. Nope, not here.
No one: Hot Dog: 7.4% Restroom! Edit: Some people are saying that it's men and women but i guess its your choice if you want to eat a building with a zebra sign merged with a truck or live people
Wait, if they are locally sourced and in list of ingredients there is human meat... THIS MAN IS HAVING HUMANS IN THERE Ah, right, that's why he buried that crowd at the end of the video
Not gonna lie, I pretty much binged watch almost every single one of your vids this past week and was about to start over. My dude, you. Are. Hilarious 😆 *instant like*
I'd say it's probably the name. The name made me assume that this channel is generic, so I avoided the videos for a while. However, after watching, I regret that decision. This guy is entertaining!
Let's just take a moment to appreciate the effort and ofc ''Times'' which he uses 12 hours of his time when he could go on vacation to make videos for us
This was a masterpiece of a video. God I can't imagine how long it took you to build all that though, holy shit! Love your dedication and care that you put into your videos, and their editing too! It's extremely appreciated! You never fail to entertain, amuse, and help me, and I thank you dearly for that!
Reminds me of Paper Mario when the flower explains to Mario about the bad monty moles, and says something like: "And this jerk, and this fiend, and this... well... you shouldn't worry about him."
I have to say, I found your videos like 2 days ago? I don't think I've stopped watching them. Everything everything is laced with just the perfect amount of sarcasm and it has me laughing constantly. You're awesome! Keep being you! ❤
Me: What happened to Jimmy the panda? Zookeeper: Took him to solitary confinement for eat too much Me: He isn't there. What happened? Zookeeper: Alien Abduction
Look man I've been putting a lot of hours into therapy and I'm trying this whole "positivity" thing. Now leave me alone. I have to repeat, "I'm so happy at work and my pay is pretty good!" 12 more times before the hour is over.
@Stebbi2k Grace was the caretaker 10:30
Lol it's the best comment I've seen.
@Stebbi2k grace is his soul enemey..
@Stebbi2k Grace is usually subject number one of the tortured, deceased, and resurrected employees of his videos with employees.
@Stebbi2k there was a computer generated Grace in Josh's startup sim video. She was the HR person, so Josh made her work 24 hours a day & generally treated her poorly. Grace G. commented from the perspective of in-game Grace. Josh found it amusing and pinned it, from then on he started adding a Grace in here & there to mistreat, Grace G. replies in character, he pins it - laughs are had.
Only 12 more times?!
Josh: *gets Planet Zoo*
Also Josh: *plays Prison Architect*
Now it's time to make a human zoo in Prison Architect, and the cycle will be complete
Prison architect would be a great game. Ironically, Josh would mess it up so everyone was free.
Well.. technically the same game... Zoo by concept is a prison for animals? :mindblown:
@@livenotonevil8279 It exists
Thats not a prison... He just built Ausschwitz xD
Jokes aside, there is an incredible amount of detail in this game, props to the developers.
yeah!
And flexibility too. A wall that high, you can easily recreate a scene in AoT.
and its only been out like a month, not one dlc yet
And they at the same devs behind planet coaster, one of the best he me park games I have ever seen!
Hakim Channel I was just thinking that. Would be cool
"Don't be shy! You paid to be here!"
College in a nutshell.
Underated comment 👍
0:37
Karen Lau hahaha same
Colleges in Europe are mostly free..
So true.. So true.. XD
He doesn't just break games, he puts a lot of rich backstory and world building into it as well. He tells a story as he destroys the world.
I like how the “RUN” sign is still in the background of everything
Imagine just peacefully getting a slice of pizza and then suddenly a smoke screen of dirt just comes from the ground and go all over u and ur pizza
lol
Radioactive Gaming right when I hit the scene
seems legit.
Noooo da pizza
Oof
Not gonna lie, these buildings actually looked really good.
958 views with no comments...wow
Hey There bruh
Totally!
Hold on i thought you were saying the buildings looked delicious
Looked like University buildings
imagine clicking on this channel expecting a normal let's play
Bet u did
The title isn’t normal, so I don’t know how someone would click on this video without seeing the title
but getting prizoon simulator
How is this not a normal let's play?
These are normal lol
that nutrition information graphic is helpful, since I'm on a low-giraffe diet
lol
No this is patric
I’m deeply concerned by how much I laughed at this video.
Honestly me too
I spent a solid minute on the hot dogs bit.
me too
Me too lol
Yes cool funnt
Imagine getting a good ol slice of pizza then suddeny getting sprayed by dirt everywhere
"Pizza is nature's most perfect food."
---Albert Einstein
It adds to the texture and flavour
@@satanofficial3902 how do I sell you my soul? I'm pretty sure it's not depressed
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 ebay
mMmMmMM. DiRtY PiZzA
Turning a zoo simulator into a prison simulator. Just as the zoo gods intended.
11:47 You put WAY more energy than any other person normally would. I love that. That's dedication. LOL
I love how the protestors are waiting in line for food...
"Yeah, yeah, animal rights and stuff. But I want some of dat giraffe burgers."
There paying the zoo by buying food
I would wait on any line just for a bag of chips and I mean any line
Yep lol
“We don’t like you, but we’ll give you money anyways”
"I choose you Small African Toilet!"
I died laughing.
Youngster Joey sent out Ratata!
Josh sent out Small African Toilet!
@@mollybuch Small African Toilet used Confusion!
@@ZGlove. *It was very effective!*
Ratata used Tackle!
It doesn’t affect Small African Toilet...
@@mollybuch Small African Toilet used splash!
It was somehow super effective!
Josh: "let's make it a little taller"
*create attack on titan walls*
The di maria wall
deadass has the supports too like the actual AOT walls
Damn that was the first thing that came into my mind after seen the walls 😂😂
First thing that came into my mind this
Lmao
The amount of effort this guy puts into videos is crazy.
I literally choked on my water when he put the googly eyes on the lion
The Gorilla and the Hippo had me almost dying XD
I wasn't drinking any water and I still managed to choke.
I LOVE PANDAS ON UR LOGO
Oh you chocked? I died... wait
Seriously, please dont eat or drink while watching this guy.
I actually died of laugher when I saw “locally sourced”
My condolences man...
Mmm bushmeat...
I died aswell
It was nice of your ghost to post this comment from beyond the grave. That's real dedication.
Okay Josh, seriously: How long did it take to build this giant prison?
I'd have to go look, but a while. There's a ton of individual item placement you can do as well as interesting and complex lighting setups so I went pretty deep.
@@LetsGameItOut I would recommend you seek professional help if this wasn't so fucking hilarious
This is even better than the underground zoo
@@LetsGameItOut You could be a tester AND a level designer if you wanted to.
@@thecellhawk isn't he already a tester though?
@@LetsGameItOut I just hope the time you put up "45 minutes later", is always accurate in every video with the correct time on how long it takes you.
7:03
The gorilla and hippo got that lightskin stare i can't bro💀💀💀
Oh my god, your right😭😭
Rorilla and Rippo
@@T_C_D-05-21 what😂😂😂😂😂😂
rizz
I love those shots where you can see the ominous "RUN" in the background
Everyone: Makes beautiful Zoo exhibits with just regular Zoo stuff.
Josh: *Not in my house.*
Hmmm GOOD
Me: *Not in mah house, biyatch!*
l°L
Gorilla gorilla gorilla
You mean not in my prison?
this channel summed up in one sentence: Help me, I'm memeing and can't stop!
"I could help myself but that'd fix something, so, nah"
•U•
"Giraffe Burger"
Oh, so like a giraffe themed burger place?
"No, I said, giraffe burger"
Yeah I know it's called giraffe burger
"No, like we sell giraffe burgers"
So giraffe themed burgers?
"No, giraffe burgers"
12:07
‘Here we keep the worst of the worst’
*shows goose*
You, good sir, are 100% correct.
AvengersAssemble1939 I got attacked by a goose
Nice username, and profile, and comment. Though it does make you wonder, if a goose could fight Thanos alone? lol
@@hankjwimbleton4010 me too
AvengersAssemble1939 HE STOLE THE BELL OF THE THE GIRAFFES
Geese are the most powerful creatures in the universe.
Imagine if Josh was a taxidermist: "Why did you put googly eyes on my cat?!"
true true
@Notthefallssorcererofbeto !2whyme me
Chuck Testa !
As a former taxidermist, i admit to adding googly eyes to the dead rats.
@@gingerpatch6803 Were u really a taxidermist? How much it's pays? It's not like I ever will do this job but u know...
I love how he took out the time to make sure all the % were correct
Ye
Ok hi
I don’t know if there’s a VR option for these games, but it would be fun to tour Josh’s theme parks as a park guest using them.
and of course the reason you have to use the paths is every guest has a shock collar or something which forces them to use the paths
"This one will never get out because it eats human beings"
Says the guy who serves hotdogs made of 7.4% human.
No, the toilet sign means that 7.4% of the meat is made out of poop.
@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 .....
Pretty sure thats waste
@@dr.bright6272 yeah also why is dr bright watching this
@@blue.robotix because I can
Ad: "we're dedicated to saving animals and improving their lives"
Game it out: "i built an unethical animal prison "
Little One what that’s a normal PETA ad
When he buried the protesters... had my laughing so bad
Me too.
Yes haha
Me*
@@AllStuffofWonder_YT werbel
@@AllStuffofWonder_YT yyytt
"Why are we doing this giant wall?"
Me: To keep the titans out, obviously...
Maybe bring a gas mask if you're going to visit this zoo.
And Chuck Norris as a bodyguard.
So sanitary 😁
May people be forever confused by the toilets
Maybe not go here...
Love your videos man. I've been hooked.
Me: “oh he’s taking it pretty easy this time”
Josh: *builds prison tower*
Me: “oh god.. oh no”
You mean a guard tower?
@@L129A2 lol
@@davidschwing8586 whats funny?
@@L129A2don’t tell him
@@floppy_the_froggo bruh
I really appreciate the hours dedicated to building this masterpiece.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👎👎👎👎👎👎👎🌍🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🚦🚦🚦🚦🚦🚦🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🍽️🍽️🍽️🔪🔪🔪📟📟📟📟📟
Finally.
I am unbelievably impressed by your ability to make things look amazing in these games.
*it's like the Indianna Jones ride but a bathroom*
"I want people to know it's a pizza place."
I don't want people to know that it's actually a pizza place."
How fast you switch priorities.
I’m not even mad at that first bathroom.
That restroom was legit AF.
''The nicest jail cells I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of them!'' lmao
Josh: "How high do these walls go?"
Game: "Yes"
That moment 4 minutes into a video when Josh accidentally begins making a decent, legal looking park
Tbh I think josh calls it a park more than a zoo
“Please god tell me I can put these right on the track.”
*Mist spews out quietly*
*Sensual sigh* “There is a god.”
Yeah I think it is a good idea
Lol
"Well, christ on a stick I guess there is a god" - the first thing that came to mind while reading this
@@strepthroatt *Pulls out flintlock* h e l l u v a b o s s
@@NoOne-im1dh *pOW*
Well. The first zoo built is more like a location you would see in a fever dream.
i’m sorry but when he added the eyes on the lion i lost my sh** 😂😂😂
Hotdog ingredients:
24% orangutan
13% leopard
11% giraffe
9.8% gorilla
9.3% hippopotamus
8.3% rhinoceros
8.1% tiger
7.4% toilet water
5.9% zebra
3.2% lion
Locally sourced! :D
I don't think that's toilet water. It's protesters.
💩
@Monster Shark Man What????
@Monster Shark Man r/ihadastroke
It adds up to 100
The thing is, if the jeep thing he does in the beginning on the restrooms was on the entrance of like a safari themed restaurant (maybe a plastic or metal design) angled that same way, it would actually look really cool.
YES!!! I had the exact same thought
I can totally imagine Disney doing this in their safari themed area
I was thinking the same thing!! Plus, anything Jeep related is a huge plus!!🙂
Yes, I would love to visit “paw” shank prison, I mean zoo. It looks lovely. Definitely no people trying to escape through pipes and hiding things in bibles. Nope, not here.
Imagine working at an info desk and just getting a forced water jet enema
Sign me up
Lost Swiftpaw will do ;)
Wait no-
Hollywood types pay a lot of money to get that done and that info desk person gets paid to have it done to them.
Winters must be rough
No one:
Hot Dog: 7.4% Restroom!
Edit: Some people are saying that it's men and women but i guess its your choice if you want to eat a building with a zebra sign merged with a truck or live people
Better yet: 7.4% men and women
Yeah pretty sure that was 7.4% human meat
Both men and women
It's an egalitarian, equal opportunity hot dog! They don't discriminate between men and women. It's very nice and progressive of them!
Wait, if they are locally sourced and in list of ingredients there is human meat... THIS MAN IS HAVING HUMANS IN THERE
Ah, right, that's why he buried that crowd at the end of the video
Love that he accidently builds the wall from Attack on Titan
*traps protesters under ground forever*
"Ah peace at last"
Cottonkailey Animations underrated comment
*Hong Kong in a nutshell*
Should have sent them on a train to ...
Damn dyslexia making me think you wrote trans not traps.
THATS how we fix america! Someone send this to trump.
I died when I saw the “locally sourced” sign😂😂
hmm yes, 7.4 % bathroom stall...
Not gonna lie, I pretty much binged watch almost every single one of your vids this past week and was about to start over. My dude, you. Are. Hilarious 😆 *instant like*
VintageBohemian21 same here! Can not wait for more videos.
That’s so weird me too. I just found him last week and watched everything! This is the gameplay I’ve always wanted
Andddddddd same... algorithms for the win!
Same! This guy is hilarious
Another same! Can't get enough; LGiO is one of my favourites.
The amount of patience you have is insane especially when you created that city
10:59 huh watched this episode like 8 times now and just noticed that the hotdogs have 7.4% human
Oh. I thought it was 7.4% human excrement
I thought it was 7.4% bathroom...
@@luizvictor9258 definitely bathroom
Not human it bathroom sign
@@luizvictor9258 yup
I hope that someone will lighten up my funeral by saying, "Oh, you kidder!"
The most underrated TH-camr on 2019
I'm the most underrated youtuber EVER... 😰
I'd say it's probably the name. The name made me assume that this channel is generic, so I avoided the videos for a while. However, after watching, I regret that decision. This guy is entertaining!
@@Bug_Bait Have you seen my videos?
I'm so so not trying to be a stupid brat like PENNY 🤢🤮
WeTube 65
Stop being narcissistic
@@Bug_Bait yea I agree there.
Carl the jailhouse bear @11:54 makes me so sad
Josh: builds a actual zoo
Everyone: NOOOO
Josh: kills every thing in it
Everyone: there we go
Edit: came back from school seen the 2k likes. Thanks?
Peopleson911 there's the Josh we know and love
@@_____lesleyy_____7850 yes
@@_____lesleyy_____7850 agreed....
' now we talking '
@mrmemeboy maybe you did.....xd
"You can build Walls this high"
*Pres.Trump wants to know your location*
Lmao
Lol that's what I was thinking🤣🤣🤣
Ian R.
Lmao
600th like!
i’m not gonna like this so that i don’t mess up the 666
“An Unethical Zoo”
So, you built a Private Prison?
*McPrison
leolymslus 7 where all the prisoners have to make burgers and say “I’m Lovin’ It.” when asked.
ur so woke, ur awoken
The toilet in the beginning is pretty sweet tho. I’d love to see that in like a theme park
You'd be a hell of an urban engineer, Josh. Very remarkable.
A hellish urban engineer? Oh, I agree.
And here starts the age of Josh loving googly eyes.
mhm
Hello fellow person named calvin
@@calvindawerecat9995 Yo.
@@BubbleWrapC yo
Is it just me or the african toilet actually looks cool
More cool than indian toilet
Torper Vazquez you mean the fish toilet?
@ The indian toilet, aka the street
Evi1Twin that’s rude I’m indian
Burble Geggy I’m Indian and that’s funny
Let's just take a moment to appreciate the effort and ofc ''Times'' which he uses 12 hours of his time when he could go on vacation to make videos for us
I love how the locally-sourced hot dog ingredients satisfyingly add up to 100% and 7.4% of them are human.
Or. . .since that is totally a bathroom sign. . .is it 7.4% HUMAN WASTE???
the unholy trinity of chaotic evil in gaming: callmekevin, gray still plays, and let’s game it out
What about RTGame?
*SUFFER*
ITS NOT KEVIN, ITS JIM!!!
@@theogamer1040 you are outdated, I think is now" Curt " or something like that.
and RT
This series is the most entertaininfg thing I've ever watched
Props to Josh for actually making the hotdog proportions actually 100%
Watched the first one, I'm dedicating the next hour of my life to this series
best life goal ever
@@coyotix indeed
Don't do it ^^ U get hooked
I've been dedicating hours of my life.
Watching this guys content.
Welcome
Time well spent
This was a masterpiece of a video. God I can't imagine how long it took you to build all that though, holy shit! Love your dedication and care that you put into your videos, and their editing too! It's extremely appreciated! You never fail to entertain, amuse, and help me, and I thank you dearly for that!
"So we just keep them locked away. *Except for this guy, he's probably not supposed to be here."*
Im dead laughing
Reminds me of Paper Mario when the flower explains to Mario about the bad monty moles, and says something like: "And this jerk, and this fiend, and this... well... you shouldn't worry about him."
I can't see anything. What was in this cell?
That pretty much sums up the American prison system for you.
I have to say, I found your videos like 2 days ago? I don't think I've stopped watching them. Everything everything is laced with just the perfect amount of sarcasm and it has me laughing constantly. You're awesome! Keep being you! ❤
3:12 This is honestly genius. People need to make this kind of promotion more often irl
Yes😐
Agree, this is so funny 😂
Slushie ingredients:
Giraffe Blood: 46%
Lion Blood: 14%
Tiger Blood: 13%
Hippopatimus Blood: 17%
Human Blood: 10% Edit: OH WOW OVER 100 LIKES LOL
TYSM EVERYONE
Giraffe burger ingredients:
Giraffe meat: 87%
The missing people on the train in the last episode that never escaped the dark tunnel: 13%
"oh lunch, ur so funny" 🐯
So yummy 😋😂🤣😅
😂😂😂😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hello Sweetheart ...-silently nodding-
vore_irl
12:27 so graceful
sorry i ment 11:27
I wasn't ready for the "u learn here" sign
4:35
Being unethical to the animals: hmm.. OK it's alright it's just a game.
Being unethical to the humans: Yesss!!! Do it!
we are all florans
Yucie Hayashi I’m i the only one that thinks of this as a mood 😂
Yucie Hayashi exactly lmao
then again, humans deserve it
*protesters exist
*Josh, sends them underground
The googly eyes really tie the humor together.
Josh’s commitment to his jokes aka building a mega prison is insane
After grace quit her job she went to a rollercoaster park for the rest of her life
oh now I remember that was so funny the torture was funny not the rides die grace die hahahaha
*Gulp*
She wasn't safe there either
And became a shark
Oh yes I watched that video
Josh: How high can we make this?
Game: Attack On Titan high
First AID's 50 meters?
Now I want an Attack on Titan ,,Zoo''
*”No Way...That 50 Meters High..”*
This is insane and I love it
Me: What happened to Jimmy the panda?
Zookeeper: Took him to solitary confinement for eat too much
Me: He isn't there. What happened?
Zookeeper: Alien Abduction
The creativity behind this is awesome lol. I'd love to watch a time lapse of you making these habitats.
Employee named Grace: *Exists*
Josh: I'm about to end this women's whole career
Deadly Kitten her whole career?? If Grace escapes from Josh’s clutches with even her LIFE intact, something has gone very very wrong...
the episode that he finds the most divine item... googly eyes
“maximum security”
first thing u see is a duck in a jail cell
The horrible goose has been contained. Our long national nightmare is over.
so no one’s gonna talk about the fact that he literally built auschwitz?
Auszoowitz
Taissa Pereira damn it does sound like him tho
Pawschwitz
☾AURORA☽ I noticed that!!!!!
It's not Auschwitz, it's Alcatraz.
That toilet actually looks cool and legit and that it would be in Disneyland or something.
Him: who doesn’t like being watched?
Mental Hospitals: Am I a joke to you
7:00 noooo the hippo's eyes were perfectly showing "nothing to see here" vibes
They both looked so shady!
Devs : so i am planning to make a game where you can make your own zoo
Josh : ZOO ??
i love how customizable thsi game is. i want it..
ME TOO
Dude saaame, I used to spend hours playing zoo tycoon I wish it was close to this!
It’s as customizable as zoo tycoon but the pathways kinda... suck lol
the way you added the "..", I'm scared what you're going to do with it. So it's probably better for you to stay away before it becomes a reality. (jk)
3:11 That laugh gets me every time xD