Here's Simon Cowell everybody

Stream air date 29/06/22
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[@mr.a8315]

The thing about a Simon Cowell, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he smiles at you, and those black eyes roll over white.

[@Elcore]

You know, that was the time I was most frightened, waitin' for my turn. I'll never go to an X Factor wrap party again.

[@Kazza_8240]

_shudder_

[@virtualsnake1994]

A wooden doll...

[@mr.a8315]

@@Elcore 👏♥

[@TheRealFlamingNinja]

He had to pay for someone to do that to him, insanity.

[@huytonfunktion]

He looks like the scene in Hook where the lost boys have their hands on Robin Williams when he turns back into an old man. "Oh THERE you are Peter!"

[@Mike-gd4zd]

The wider the cheeks are spread apart, the higher the likelihood of tinder-bell chill and BANGerang.

[@JamieBrown89]

Welcome back to Neverland, Pan the Man!

[@johnmcdonald1237]

Freddie Mercury coming out the kitchen after a 700 day bender.

[@engurland]

Well I happen to think he looks great for PS1.

[@trogdo]

Twenty five polygons

[@493HZ]

Mate

[@liambowden8494]

Looks like someone else is wearing his skin

[@Kazza_8240]

Buffalo Bill got him

[@scarystardust6095]

And he's fuckin welcome to it.

[@LMarti13]

I guess the cosmetic surgery field is unregulated. Time to open up my new practice tomorrow!

[@bigpea33]

"Like Jacob's ladder"
Buckled 🤣🤣👍

[@TheDude90100]

Jesus you could guide ships in the dark with those teeth.

[@Alphoric]

He looks like a spitting image character

[@dwsja]

I was actually going to watch Jacob's Ladder this morning, what a coincidence!

[@Kazza_8240]

Is it good? I'm interested, sounds like a creepy horror.

[@christopherrapczynski204]

@@Kazza_8240 I think its excellent, especially on the first watch

[@Kazza_8240]

@@christopherrapczynski204 I found it on youtube and saved it for later, I ended up googling it and it looked really good 😄

[@artofwar420]

To those who can’t tell or haven’t lived in LA, that face is the face of someone who overdid the Botox as well as the fillers.

[@edmunddonnelly3881]

What's with the flattened space under the eyes, and the wide cheeks?

[@indieeasmr7101]

He looks like a Mii

[@Comedy-xo1xp]

Rather Yuu than Mii

[@drfunky2182]

I understood that Jacob's Ladder reference!

[@Kazza_8240]

Gaun yirsel!

[@eastendthug]

Ye havin a good night aye?
Buckled.

[@Wruce_Bayne]

So basically the movie It Follows but with Simon's bogged face

[@Comedy-xo1xp]

Britain's Got Jacob's Ladder

[@cattysplat]

Never go full Mr Potatohead.

[@mattyrichardson7239]

Same surgeon as Coverdale.

[@JackFlash23]

Cat Deeley is the latest face swapper. It’s just somebody else’s face now.

[@jmckendry84]

Had to Google it but Jesus Christ you're right

[@fharper18]

@@jmckendry84 I too googled it and every picture just looks like a different woman to me.

[@Killerkey4]

Fucking hell, last year she looked just like she did 20 years previous and now... the fuck has she done?

[@Aardvarked88]

Think that shoot was mostly make up and photoshop/filters, don't think she actually looks like that in real life

[@clairethomas3820]

She says it was makeup and filters for the show. Had to look it up, this taking me away from this clip 😡🤣

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

He is morphing into a hidden boss from Tekken 2. The poor bastard.

[@mentalmickey1459]

When you've had a lobotomy and swapped your teeth for tic tacs

[@garygee5365]

A boxer from the 1930s

[@jimbo4375]

Surgery always fucks them up in the end

[@wintergirll]

Simons eyes be like 👀

[@terrortorn]

His teeth look like a Hanna-Barbera creation.

[@alexthorpe2522]

Bad times when someone asks if your face is photoshopped. Paaahaha

[@Hypoksi]

How not to age with grace

[@Max-vn8ym]

I imagine knowing that if he had never used botox, he’d look fine now, must hurt. And so I hope it does.

[@joannaedssay5988]

Aye, Jacobs Ladder is a great film.

[@usa567hjfth7]

Another artificial fanny

[@richardbuckley1232]

Like Jacob’s Ladder bahahahaha

[@HArryvajonas]

He looks like someone who was in a terrible accident where his skull was smashed to bits and doctors had to put his face back together. It just looks odd.

[@stonehengemaca]

Surely someone has done composite images of what he'd look like without the Botox and surgeries.. 🤷‍♂ And Tom Cruise or Any celebrity/actor over the age of 60.

[@MrVidification]

well I think he looks great, a walking advert on the worst surgery or botox on offer

[@sameebutt100]

He looks like his family guy character now

[@TickleThatMonkey]

They put googly eyes and fake teeth on him and said yes that'll do

[@joefoe2329]

True story.

[@markoconnor1691]

His eyes are dead. Isn''t he about 80?

[@garygee5365]

He must of had a tanker full of botox

[@jackmcnally9237]

A toupee 'd botoxed turd with dental rigor mortis set in perpetuity, enhanced by a' false shite o' cosmetic Art !

[@casey7138]

I wonder why doesn’t have forehead wrinkles, could be one thing. Or it could be that he has never actually smiled in his entire life.

[@malinko35]

Identitical

[@JustSomeAussie1]

Whitest teeth on earth

[@blinkybill2198]

That's the vegan diet for you

[@Team_Banchamek]

This is honestly disappointing for Simon. I thought he was a real man

[@kinnikuboneman]

Why is Simon so weird looking

[@Totalavulsion]

Limmy, you need to get off the internet. We’re not in lockdown anymore

[@SteRDLK]

Don't lockdown, double down