Try not to laugh compilation. Funny Audits by San Joaquin Valley Transparency
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Cop:"Did you guys talk to the man upstairs?"
SJVT:"Who? Jesus??"
🤣🤣🤣
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The worst part is they don't get the joke lol
Great response on so many levels
I got clearance the day I was born 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 killed me lol 😂😂😂😂
Lots of people can't see it, but what you are doing is of great service to the American people. Thank you.
I see it. These guys opened my eyes.
Exactly, but people are to ignorant to realize it . & don’t leave our freedoms up to these clowns. We be in communist America.
In almost every comment thread there is some idiot saying that it is bad to do this. There will always be a small faction of Communists apparently
@@phenomanon4028 they just don’t have a grasp on “ Freedom “.
How is it a great service ? Do you really think this changes cops ?
This is half the problem In America.... Way Too many people honestly believe that we have no rights what so ever!
They have been DUMBED-DOWN to the point of total ignorance!
It's sad 😟 & SHAMEFUL!
Well... i don’t remember learning about any laws on my elementary years.. especially not on my high school years...
Only 6 month cop training and lawyers know about them as far as ppl knows..
i agree , but this dude filming was instigating as well .. i surprised the police didn´t kick his ass
Their just too dumb to know it!
That's why we call them deplorables.
The added laugh track is hilarious.
The one lady who tries kicking u out because she doesn’t want to be on film, when there is a poster right behind her that says smile ur on camera lmaooo
One is a security camera, the other is going on TH-cam for 400k people to see. Use your head.
I find it hilarious that the woman @11:35, saying "I'm not having any cameras in here" is standing in front of a sign that says "Smile, you're on camera."
L.O.L!!!!
My husband asked me why I’ve been watching these auditor videos. Told him to watch a couple and he’ll find out.
Tell him it's a public opinion revisor and you're on the wave.
My girl asked me the same thing, lol.
Wife asked me that too.
Bro ever since I started watching these. I end almost every conversation with "you're dismissed" 😂😂 shit is gold homie!! Keep up the good work!
I do it too!!!!
“Did you guys get a chance to talk to the people upstairs?
Who Jesus? “
That had me dying 😂😂😂
Dead Prise the lord
Yeah me too I immediately went and told my Mrs how funny it was
Hehehehe can't stop laughing
Peruvian Haze 🤣😂🤣😂🙌🙌🙌 FAF
Upstairs. Yes. To the department of redundancy department. Sir.
"Old ass shoes. Old ass hat. Old ass gun."
LMAOOOO
"You wanna know when I got clearance? The day I was born sir" This is by far the best response I've heard 👏👏🤣🤣
Its so good that the pd's and government buildings hire people with special needs
achaean warrior Is i would say it’s a government sponsored program or something.
Love this
It's a daily job lol...
“Do you get paid by tax dollars, we pay you that means you work for us” 😂😂the song is hilarious
my buddy @trevorwesley made that jam for the channel. Big fans of SJVT. check Trevor out on IG @trevorwesley. Peace!
THIS is why the pig’s hate auditing
And want it stopped
Unfortunately modern policing has created such a disgusting world that people have to question if Hitler was actually wrong or had just targeted victim’s instead of the evil they should have been after… if the oinking criminals in blue were up for extermination I’d party…
I want that as my ringtone lol
If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to worry about.
It's funny how you need the tyrants permission to exercise a constitutional right in this country
“Is that real gold you’re wearing?” 🤣😭🤣😭
The audience background laughs are priceless!! I love this!!
As much as I enjoy watching cops being owned I'd like to see them just do the right thing.
It seems to me that most of their time is spent shaking down every day people, to generate a revenue stream, to justify their existence. Robbing the poor and giving to the rich.
Can't you see, they can't! Too much ego, and perceived autoritah!
@@qua7771
You got it.
@@efficyclark443 When government does something it is justice. When citizens do the exact same thing it is a felony.
I don’t think we will ever see it. Sad 😢
Points his finger at the cop and says" I want you to think about that tonight at dinner." I laughed so hard it's so good.
11:49 "I'm asking you to leave because I don't want to be on film."
Sign behind her says, "Smile, You're on Camera!"
Lol
I noticed that too and laughed my ass off. She's saying that cameras are not allowed as a camera is very visible above her left shoulder.
added irony that it is in a law library!
Thanks for pointing that out. Too funny.
I noticed that and commented, then I found this one and had to give you a thumbs up.
I love the canned laughter as it provides MUCH needed comic relief! My blood usually starts boiling as I watch so many rights being violated and this was GREAT!!!!! Love from Alabama!!
Connie, I KNOW what you did last summer 🤓☯️
12:58-13:08
"Hey is that real gold you're wearing?"
"Don't hurt yourself sir getting out of the car" lmfao
"I got clearance the day I was born" is gonna be my new motto
That's funny. People on probation are now called "clients". hehehe
@Lavrenti Chudakoff At least he didn't call them convicts.
Yes I noticed that.
Lavrenti Chudakoff they are. It’s all about money.
Lavrenti Chudakoff when they bring you money every month, and most of them are repeat customers! What else would you call them?
@@cascorick8253 Convicted felons paying for their crimes.
"You're a immature little kid"
Says the man getting cranky about his nap.
Who? Oh you mean Ceelo Green getting cranky cause he is missing his afternoon nap? Lol
" like seriously are u going to put those cameras on my faces" says the man catching a nap😂😂
@@nomusachamane9190 i
He need some milk
Big boi needs a nappy.
He's calling you little kids when he's the one crying like a little kid for nap time 🤣
When Public employees (secretaries, front desk people) think you need to have permission to record them, why not just politely educate them that "anyone can record a public employees in commission of their duties while they are in view from a public area". There ignorance is no fault of their own. They are NOT LEOs or Lawyers.
"my mom's in heaven"
"is she selling drugs up there?"
holy fuck bro.
It was actually kind of impressive how quickly he shamelessly threw that one out there.
"Wanna see cops get owned?"
Why yes, yes I do! 😃🍻
Thank you for what you do, and in such a way that puts an officer's 'professionalism' in a more truthful light.
The entertainment is all good and all but,I hope someday these pigs know their place
Yes....I do...
It's my favourite :)
Definitely let's us know they are overpaid.
“Not you, Ernie.” Shit had me cracking up
With your old ass hat and gun Ernie.
The day I was born! Damn that's a powerful statement! We're Americans, born in America, with all our god-given rights.
You talk of “over 100k subs” in this video. Look where you’re at today!
I miss seeing new content, but totally appreciate you and your kids supporting other smaller channels. We’ve got to have each other’s backs in this community to make it grow. I’ve been watching audits for the last 3 years now and have only just started to create my own content. You, Bay Area Transparency, Amagansett Press, Rouge Nation, and FRICN have given me the knowledge and confidence to navigate my interactions with government officials.
Thank You!
I actually like the guy who was trying to take a nap 😂😂
O no lol
I'm getting addicted to these videos.... good job 👍
I hear ya!My addiction to first Ammendment audits started in jan this year (2020).
Me to...
Uhuh
Me to
Bro I'm hooked too..I love this show..aloha from Hawaii
The sound of your voice and your laugh is EVERYTHING!💖
Chrissy works in a law library and still doesn't know we don't need any permission to film. Amazing 🙄
Respect is a two way street. Abuse of power has gone on way too long. It's time citizens knew their rights to protect them. Nice job guys.
" Are you a drug dealer? Is your mother a drug dealer? "
" shes in heaven "
" is she dealing drugs up there? "
Hahahahahhahahahaha
That Cee-Lo look alike was addicted to sugar.
I died 😂😂
Yea that black dude was cool, he won in my book
That black guy needs to join the team! I wish he was my dad, lmfao
All that while his zipper was down
Ah hahahahahha
Dude tryna sleep in his car look like ceelo green😂😂😂😂😂
The laugh track makes me sooo happy! Thanks for everything you do! Gonna start doing my own audits soon. Keep it up.
"how can I take a nap with a camera in my face?" fkin too funny.
I believe you should be rewarded greatly from TH-cam for the videos you produce. The great thing about free speech is, you can get your point across in so many different ways. I believe you are like the Obi Wan Kenobi of the 1st Amendment community. You can always pick up little bits and pieces from your videos that refine someone's ability to produce great videos like yours. You welcome the input, and that gives you the ability to refine your craft. Keep doing what you do brother, and thanks again for your assistance.
Thank you for those kind words man. I appreciate you very much.
I was starting to think the officer in the probation office was making eyes at you 😂
Lol
"big timeeeee hit single" just hit the spot for me...ILMAO!!!😹😹😹😹😹
Lmaooooooooo “old ass gun” hahahahaha
I lost my sh*t back at the "man upstairs" 🤣🤪🤣
Old ass gun,
Old ass shoes, Old ass old man
@@celang1 I’m the last two! Shush!
I hope this catches on some day soon, because _every_ auditor video would then be self-explanatory, fun, and harder to ignore. The laugh track is the PERFECT highlight! ❤
Good job love your channel and juniors too. Great auditors and great patriotism.
Thank you 🙏
"The problem is, they are allowed to film."
That attitude is exactly why we must film public servants during the course of their duties.
George Lopez!!!! Should have got his autograph
How ya been man?
These show why it is so important to do these. These people get settled in with their assumed authority that they don’t really have.
Facts .
These folks love the NSA recording them but not regular citizens
You have proof they record you 🤫😏😅
Love your work brother, keep it up! Especially Love all your compilation videos!🥳😎
All auditors just just react with uncontrollable laughter when asked for id!😂
Bad boy bad boy whatcha gonna do the whole world now is laughing at you
Nik Lyons THAT...is not bad LOL
@Joy Betain I have laughed at them 6 at a time. No fear is an informed civilian. These tyrants fear exposure.
Oooo you could just see him battling his ego over the apology. “Hmm I’m now being forced to do what I should have done originally to avoid a complaint... can I bring myself to check my ego and resolve this?” So good!
Always point out the ops cameras that they are using without your permission as in to say why are they allowed to record you and you can't record them.
Man! This is so funny.
One of your best compilations
You are so good
You really earn my respect
Thank you
We have loads on the UK doing this. Thanks to guys like you for highlighting it all. I know you support our guys. Big up.
Walks into frame* “are you taking pictures of ME?!?” Lol
Dang, Y'all done woke up CeeLo from his nap.
😂😂😂
I thought that same shit.
Who issues the elusive “permission slip” to exercise free speech. Wowwww
@Bryan Gonzalez 😂
@Bryan Gonzalez comment of the year. Pure gold
I know this is an older video but damn you guys are the true heroes. Keep up the excellent work!
It's interesting about the public & law enforcement! We are being surveillanced, 24/7 in America 🇺🇸 There are cameras 📷 everywhere in the 🇺🇸 but a Constitutional activity of filing in public is suspicious! Society has gone through a " dumbing down " over the years. Thank You for your channel! I have learned a lot from you & other 1st,4th,5th Amendment.
IT being this footage is absolute GOLD ..THIS IS AMAZING
Mercedes, gold, Versace shades, mid day nap and a safety vest , love that guy!
Don't bait him... You should have said "we're master baiters." 😂
Hook line sinker 🐟 🏆
Bruh
Man, that laugh track is comedy gold in your videos, bro. Please use it often. It puts them in the appropriate light.
love these guys man keep on going bro your standing up for all of us and we love it
I promise you I been watching these videos for 3 years now almost everyday I must of missed this one cause thats the first time I heard an officer apologize he was only saying it to make the guy leave but he said sorry. Woooow thats a breakthrough.
THANKYOU A MILLION TIMES!!
What you guys have been doing has finally been recognized by EVERYONE!!...& shows the authoritys CANNOT do what theyve been doing!!! THERE ARE MANY of us who have stockpiles of AMMO!!!
good job dude..
I can’t believe that guy was so honest about his nap. 😂😀
I like the napping guy….pure gold. You need to have the camera on him all the time. Funny as hell.
This needs to happen every month to check all these PUBLUC servants. Love this! Keep up the good work, please
I absolutely love the way that when they walk about their daily lives, cameras don’t even enter their mind as they get filmed almost everywhere. General public exercise their rights to do the same and “YOU CANT DO THAT HERE!!!!” 🤪🤡🌍
Lol. A sign saying "smile, you're on camera."
Lol y'all interrupted his lil nappy nap .
I love the compilation. You plus Phil, is comedy at it's BEST!🤣
Man I just need to commend you bro. I been watching you pitching in my 2 cents for like shit bro since you started. I love bro how calm and collected you gotten. Triple thumbs up bro
"Not you Earnie" LMFAO
“You know when I got clearance? The day I was born.” Great line...
I wonder what would happen if you just started asking for hugs.
"WHAT YOU DOING?! WHAT YOU FILMING?!"
"I'm just out here in public seeing if I can get a hug on film.... that's all."
I had to watch this 3 times, this is so freaking funny......this is the best compilation on YT.....
This is great! You guys rock! Cheers from Florida!
Great job fellas! Just subscribed . So happy to see all your hard work paying off a bit. I know that there’s a long way to go but your efforts are appreciated. Nice job with the edit too made me laugh as well. Big fan ✌️
Thank you for protecting our constitutional rights ✅ much love, stay safe 🙏
"Just say your name and apologize and I won't file charges...... "orale!!!!!!! it's George Lopez Homes!!!!!! "THAT WAS A GOLDEN MOMENT ,YOU RIGHT BRO..... GREAT REMINDER FOR HIM ON WHO HE WORKS FOR!!!"... (spensa for yelling it out)
At around 15:30 seeing those two walk in just made me bust out laughing 😂
Keep up the good work. Educating the ignorant about our constitutional rights as Americans is not only a great community service but it is an honorable one.
Are you taking my picture ?
YES
Why ?
Because I need some "BEFORE" pictures for a new Jenny Craig commercial !
Did you guys get permission from the guy upstairs?? Who Jesus?? 😂😂😂😂😂
I think it was from God himself! 🤣🤣😂😂
11:45
Lady: "I don't wanna be on film"
Sign: Smile you're on camera!
The thing I love the most about what you guys are doing is you are standing up to people who are not used to people telling them what to do , they are used to barking orders all the time and you guys come a long and show them they are not all that they think they are hahaha especially that woman who came storming out, notice the security guys changed their attitude once she took control, Karens are everywhere in the government sector
You guys are the REAL gangbusters.
Thanks for all your work.
A cop actually said "perception is reality". That's a problem too.
Thanks for all audits ... some people dont understand but we do ..... keeep the good job !!!
People like him are doing ALL OF US a favor. Flexing our rights. I wish I had time and the willingness to be arrested if so be it to flex our rights.
I like most audits but the people filming this are just brats, they think their right to film in public is a right to be nasty to other human beings and treat others with disrespect, go talk to joe public like that and see what happens
@@tyrantsoh
I guess you aren't aware of the "nasty" cop behavior
@@ShinkuGouki i am aware of bad cops, but the guy who just wants a nap, thats harassment, he was entitled to have an uninterrupted break whether he is a public servant or not, rights only have to be defended if they are being violated but to go harass people is just wrong in my opinion
Look at the sign behind the librarian. Smile. You’re on camera.
lol fuckin amazing. man i love how youve evolved from being so timid to an outspoken individual. more people need to see these vids. keep it up. the whole team is badass!
Librarian freaks at a camera when she sits with a "smile! You are on camera" sign.
You can't make this shit up
That lady Chris said there's no filming aloud and yet there's a sign on the door that said that you are on cameras
You have to smile and wave to your mother. Lol.
Allowed* can’t ridicule people and speak like a 12 year old 😂
15:36 how on earth is that huge fat cop going to catch anyone carrying that amount of blubber. Big shouts from Scotland 😜
💯👊😆👍
I was wondering the same thing, he's huge!
My point exactly. WTH!
I could out run him. And thats with one lung, dragging my oxegen tank with me! 😂😂😂
He will simply shoot you in the back rather than chase you
The canned laughs don’t work for me but great vid 😂
Enjoy your videos so much. Would really like to hear how some of these encounters (especially on the compilations) are finally resolved. Many of them leave me wondering what transpired between the auditor and the cops who were called.
Gerald you cheeky rascal, get your boney @ss to Australia MATE . Enjoy our beaches our foods our sexy $lutty woman 😇☯️