The Galactic Women's Tribunal would like to remind all readers that any resemblance to actual alien breeding programs is purely coincidental. We categorically deny any involvement in the kidnapping of Earth's most eligible bachelors. However, if you're a single human male with exceptional genetics and a burning desire to save the galaxy through unconventional means, please submit your application to our "Cultural Exchange Program" at wwwdefinitelynotanalienbreedings Remember, in space, no one can hear you say "I do." (This message has been approved by the Department of Interspecies Relations and Reproductive Diplomacy. Side effects may include culture shock, blue offspring, and an inexplicable craving for tentacle cuisine.)
The Galactic Women's Tribunal would like to remind all readers that any resemblance to actual alien breeding programs is purely coincidental. We categorically deny any involvement in the kidnapping of Earth's most eligible bachelors. However, if you're a single human male with exceptional genetics and a burning desire to save the galaxy through unconventional means, please submit your application to our "Cultural Exchange Program" at wwwdefinitelynotanalienbreedings
Remember, in space, no one can hear you say "I do."
(This message has been approved by the Department of Interspecies Relations and Reproductive Diplomacy. Side effects may include culture shock, blue offspring, and an inexplicable craving for tentacle cuisine.)
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That's OK but can Galactic Women's Tribunal give me A call ?
The story is pretty much engaging and exciting to hear. Keep up the good work you did.❤🔥👍🏾💯😎
Thank you! Will do!
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!
Me to sound like lot fun
Your sacrifice is praised by all sentient species in the universe.
Me to please.
Alien wife check ,blue check I'm in 100%
Becareful what you wish for.
I volunteer as tribute
I volunteer as tribute!
LOL! I volunteer too! 😊
Cool story, good job
"What are you, gay?"- Zapp Brannigan
So are they taking volunteer because I'm free for the next couple of years.
Too bad they can’t send Freddy Mercury, John Holmes, or Magic Johnson.
Poor chaps were simply born before their time 😂
Oh gosh oh goodness
I'll volunteer
The hell it does
This needs to be finished
holy shit why complain when are they coming to get me I volunteer happily 🤗🤗
Err, the alien women are feminists btw...
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I will do it here
I give em some