GodsBadAssBlade Can we just hold on to the thought that the walls of that skate park where so slippery that he couldnt get out by himself. And after 2hrs of trying to run up to that ledge, failing, falling over and hurting himself he reached the point where he cane to the conclusion that he needed the damn firemeb to help him outta there.
Actually, the cop with the milk was when Boston was on lockdown after the Boston Marathon bombing. A family didn't have milk, so a nice cop brought it to them.
Arno Does Various Things Actually with its tail up, ears up with no hair raised, he/she is greeting/acknowledging the owner, so (at least in my experience) this kitty couldn't care about the owner's antics xd
Aubrey Cook they are real and they are everywhere they were a failed gene splicing experiment and are now breeding in mass swarms soon they will hunger for your CLOTHES
You should make this into a t-shirt. Also, that picture of the dude with the two gallons of milk was from some shooting that happened in america. The family was scared to leave their home, so the police officer brought them the milk they needed. Interesting photo though.
TheGrassySceptile Stole? Lol, calm down. Lots of people quote their favorite line from the video they're on in the comments section; they're not "stealing" shit. They're just showing appreciation by noting that's the exact line that made them crack up. Quit your bitching- It's a comments section, not a PhD thesis paper.
They said "two gallons of milk" with disgust and now I believe they've never lived in a house with more than one person OR they don't eat cereal on a daily basis. My family consistently buys 2 gallons of milk when we're at the store
I'm pretty certain that moth is antheraea polyphemus. It's my favorite moth!! Part of the saturniidae family. They tend not to fly unless they absolutely need to, because it uses up the energy from the food they ate as a caterpillar. It would be nice if people didn't hate on moths so much, they're just as pretty and interesting as butterflies. Also FYI they don't drink blood like a certain species of butterfly does lol. If anyone is reading this I urge you to look up Venezuelan poodle moths and rosy maple moths, they're cute and fluffy. : )
about the skatepark bit, the sides were covered with ice, thats why he couldnt get out on his own. why the bystanders didnt get a rope or a stick or something themselves, i dont know either.
When I saw the milkman I started singing "Mr. Sandman" but "Mr. Milkman" the lyrics are really uncomfortable when inserting something else XD "AND TELL HIS LONELY NIGHTS ARE OVER" "Milkman I'm so alone" "Mr. Milkman bring me a dream" "I want somebody to call my own" "So please put on your magic beam" It's really funny XD Love the SYML version. Love it.
I know why the cop had the milk. There was a hostage situation that went on for a long time, some dudes were extremely heavily armed and it was dangerous to go in, so the cops ran errands for people that lived on that street.
@@fruitpigenthusiast120 i'm 2 years late but the original guy was talking shit, the city was on lockdown after the Boston marathon bombing so cops ran errands for people stuck in their homes
2:45 "yeah dey blow da whistles, dey shoot da guns, but ain't no hoser in orange is gonna get me, I'll tell ya what!" All deer have a Minnesota accent, it's scientifically proven.
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Is that normal milk, or the exploding dream kind? It's full of what the world needs; what the world deserves. (sorry for any misquotes)
Animation Studios (shut down.) At first i read your comment before I got to that part of the video, so I thought you were being serious. Then I saw the part with the kangaroo and the pig and im like "hehe good one"
Fucking hell Mate, I already never notice know which channel it is that I'm watching bc your names are slightly similair, but this makes it even more confusing
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🤔
Dig deep in that honey pot
🤔
hmm
SootHouse do one for r/cutyourbullshit
*time for bean.*
Hahahahaha
*exite*
Isn't that a scp
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* very funny 9/10 funny
Its still time for bean
Honestly, David's voice for the deer at 2:50 is ridiculously funny.
That's just his voice
@@Xiskx. r/whoosh
@@Xiskx. r/whoosh
@@moonlittle6323 subreddit crossover
@DrKlRd there wasn't, these kids just learned about woosh a month ago and are using it every chance they get
I FOOKIN’
FELL IN THE SKATEPARK
’AVENT’T I?
K 1 N G I LOST ME SKATEBOARD
GodsBadAssBlade
Can we just hold on to the thought that the walls of that skate park where so slippery that he couldnt get out by himself.
And after 2hrs of trying to run up to that ledge, failing, falling over and hurting himself he reached the point where he cane to the conclusion that he needed the damn firemeb to help him outta there.
Ya, ye did
Sir how did you get Into the skatepark?
lost it at that part xD
Detroit: Become Milkman
Yes
Yes yes yes
*y e s*
28 milk stains.
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious
"what time is it?"
"I don't know!"
*BUT IT'S BEAN A WHILE!*
This is so underrated.
This comment makes me want to beans
It has bean awhile
Rip soothouse
@@painincorporated8913 F
That’s a slimecicle level pun
5:17 top 10 images of accordions that’ll make you say “that’s not an accordion that’s a rad-i-a-tor”
I'm surprised there are even ten
Actually, the cop with the milk was when Boston was on lockdown after the Boston Marathon bombing. A family didn't have milk, so a nice cop brought it to them.
A wholesome joke becomes even more wholesome :)
Krysten Vixen what a nice cop :)
He looks like Pat Sajak
Krysten Vixen we need more people like this cop
Yeah his nickname is like Johnny two jugs now, my father’s friends with him
**ON THE RAIDO WITH SANTA**
Elf: Sir there is a very very VERY bad kid yes Bad
Santa: Right Then....
Dispatch The M O T H
philippe farquhar Swiggity swooty, coming for that *_LÄMP_*
raido
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@@emma2205 yeah.
Raido
that cat is actually fine, if not mildly annoyed. When they're distressed, their pupils will expand. The cat's just annoyed at its owner.
Arno Does Various Things Actually with its tail up, ears up with no hair raised, he/she is greeting/acknowledging the owner, so (at least in my experience) this kitty couldn't care about the owner's antics xd
p q
Or is just too used to it to care
@@bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963 “Yup, it’s just another day of this guy’s tomfuckery. Nothings new.”
"the cat's just annoyed at its owner"
When are cats ever not?
>"Tay Zonday"
>awkward hmming immediately followed by everybody else namedropping MC Ride
>shit was hilarious
wasnt wilbur the only one referring to him as mc ride
That moth is actually really disturbing
Aubrey Cook they are real and they are everywhere they were a failed gene splicing experiment and are now breeding in mass swarms soon they will hunger for your CLOTHES
Got lamp?
It couldn't possibly have been in focus at the same time as the background if it was normal size, right?
LÄMP
That moth is duolingo
The picture with the black guy and the moth is actually mothman snatching his next victim.
Red Raccoon actual footage from fallout 76
That's mc ride you heathen
the black guy
He's in your area
That’s MC Ride of Death Grips, uncultured swine
I guess you can say that there is ALWAYS time for Bush’s beans.
Sponsored by Bush’s Beans
Dank Doggo I;m thinking about thos Beans
Your pfp looks like that dog from the commercials too lmao
Dank Doggo you fuck get in your room
Roll that beautiful bean footage.
who the fuck are you
“Does anyone have any objections?”
“Blgrglrlrllrlgllrllrllglgllggllgrlglrll”
3:43 in America you feed cat, in Russia cat feed you
Woooosh, its a meme called In Soviet Russia
I get it! It’s cause Chinese people eat cats and dogs
How cat cöök?
*_I FOOKIN' FELL IN THE SKATEPARK, 'AVEN'T IT?_*
kö zi congrats you stole a quote from a video! Very unoriginal!
You should make this into a t-shirt. Also, that picture of the dude with the two gallons of milk was from some shooting that happened in america. The family was scared to leave their home, so the police officer brought them the milk they needed. Interesting photo though.
TheGrassySceptile Stole? Lol, calm down. Lots of people quote their favorite line from the video they're on in the comments section; they're not "stealing" shit. They're just showing appreciation by noting that's the exact line that made them crack up. Quit your bitching- It's a comments section, not a PhD thesis paper.
lucy. Chronically Ch/ill *everyone. fucking. does it* it doesnt say anything, did people do this on youtube a few years back? No and it says nothing
Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｍ Ｏ Ｔ Ｈ
*ITS BEANS OCLOCK*
And that’s why I subscribed to this channel.
Its 1 past bean
*IT'S* *5* *BONG!*
*B E A N S*
Rob Johns how long have i bean sleeping
I don't deserve subs *Heinz noon
Holy shit that's one of the most normal MC Ride pictures I've seen.
Fr mc ride looks like he was photoshopped into normal pics of him lmao. Never quite looks right
Idk the one with him at the store looking like Tyler the creator for some reason is prob the most normal
"I've fell in the skatepark, haven't I?"
That had me dying
RiP. To this very day.
They said "two gallons of milk" with disgust and now I believe they've never lived in a house with more than one person OR they don't eat cereal on a daily basis. My family consistently buys 2 gallons of milk when we're at the store
I don’t think they were disgusted.
My family almost always has 4+ gallons of milk in the fridge.
Your family consumes way too much milk. 8 litres of milk is excessive unless there's like 14 people in your family.
@@Jane-oz7pp nah we just like milk
I drink an entire gallon myself in the workweek
Why isn’t SootHouse a talkshow
oZion FOR REEAAALLL
Because talk shows are shit and soothouse is not
Because they are funny.
*I LOST ME SKATEBOARD*
*I CANT GET OOT*
snakecat100 *I FELL IN THE FOOKIN SKATE PARK AVENT I*
now *I* have become
... the big one
ItsJustHedy heedddyyyy, why is nobody recognising this gem?
oh my god hedy! OMG ITS HEDY CLARK!
just reading that i think im starting to become a degenerate
today I have become
*the bus*
5:49 ban assault milk. No one has enough cookies to need that much milk.
you'd be surprised about how much milk me and my 3 siblings consume daily.
SPOILER: it's a F**king ton
Milk me
second amilkment
by beans o'clock i've already chugged down seven gallons
or chocolate
I want a poster that just says: “When Santa has found an exceptionally naughty person, he dispatches the Moth”
DISPATCH the M O T H
M O T H E E E
M O T H E E E E E
*M O T H E X* ^10
The noided moth.
Reptillian Squid I've found mc ryde
4:30 wow, Piglet and Roo have grown a lot
Carla V OH NO
no! don't give... *them* any future ideas...
Carla V UH OH
NO
Carla V N O
3:30 do you take this man to be your husband?
Her: Dolphinetly
*slow claps*
It appears you’ve got the wrong timestamp!
Allow me to help:
2:21 2:21 2:21 2:21 2:21
Yw :D
It’s a beluga you egg
'wheezes'
@Lone Galaxy Maybe he said the wrong animal on porpoise
The clock one mixes your beans for you while you’re gone.
Bloody genius
2:02 Uh, excuse me? Theyre paw-rogies.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS GIFT OF A JOKE
god bless
Em-paw-nadas
I like these videos because they makes me feel like I have friends.
angelaisacliche same
angelaisacliche just have confidence
Mood
Oh, alright
To me,this channel make those random content 0n the internet funny
We need a superhero movie about *T H E M O T H*
"He's the hero we... have."
Mc Ride gets got
Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｍ Ｏ Ｔ Ｈ
Max200012 MOTHMAN!
There's a decent tv show called the tick with a moth sidekick that's what I got
That moth one should have been in the Cursed Images video.
mothe
that moth has seen some footage
Aru Grivolk02 noided
LEGO TOM deth gripes
only moth can sustain me
TO CATCH THE BUS, YOU MUST FIRST BECOME THE BUS.
I'm pretty certain that moth is antheraea polyphemus. It's my favorite moth!! Part of the saturniidae family. They tend not to fly unless they absolutely need to, because it uses up the energy from the food they ate as a caterpillar. It would be nice if people didn't hate on moths so much, they're just as pretty and interesting as butterflies. Also FYI they don't drink blood like a certain species of butterfly does lol. If anyone is reading this I urge you to look up Venezuelan poodle moths and rosy maple moths, they're cute and fluffy. : )
Holy shit dude how do you know so much about moths thats amazing
Imagine spending your time learning about moths lmao
I saw a caterpillar Polyphemus in my garden, it had to be the side of an entire bratwurst, and still wouldn’t stop eating.
@@o_ver2.094 imagine spending your time hating on other people's interests lmao
Excuse me but butterflies do WHAT
*_hmmmm indeed_*
get outta here
hmm yes interesting you are gonna get smited down by the gods
This the only time I'm giving you an upvote.
Blasty _ quite the classy gentleman i do say
about the skatepark bit, the sides were covered with ice, thats why he couldnt get out on his own.
why the bystanders didnt get a rope or a stick or something themselves, i dont know either.
Gortpap that's nice to know
People keep ropes around the house? And a stick wouldn't work.
@@someguy2350 yes yes they do.
Do one for /FellowKids
no he didn't
Gumius18
Oh god
absolutely
Please
Yes
6:05 Imagine A Swat Team Storming Your House, Holding You Up, Than This Guy Shows Up "HERE IS YOUR MILK!" And Leaves.
Santa: Hello control?
Elves: Yes santa?
Santa: I've found an exceptionally naughty child, dispatch _t h e m o t h_
LMAOOOO THIS IS GREAT
@ 4:57 *Animal Farm aftermath, 1917 colorized.*
Ben Skelly wait wasn’t that a book
min imal yes
Animal Farm was published in 1945 dude.
David Cameron meets Napoleon
Love at first sight
Laurent Cardinal r/whooosh
1:00 Godzilla vs Mothra - digitally restored
2:30
I am very proud of my daughter
The Christmas Moth hunts for the festive lämp
5:54 nah it's the FBI agent when you turn on incognito mode, he just wants to chill with some milk
*oh bother intensifies*
I want a video made of just the animal sound at 2:24
hMMMMMMMMM
That's obviously just Death Grips's album cover, "Mothra, Please"
0:56 when radiance gets screwed over by the pale king
5:59
Me: *on phone telling my mom i forgot milk*
FBI Man: It's ok i got you my g
So happy you guys know what Death Grips is
Well one of them called Ride Tay Zonday... hahahahahaha
YUH
The Ghost IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
Sorrow *_AND_* Soothouse?! N-nani?! *faints*
Into the butt, Shrek Senpai Ok I hate to be a bother but what is that pic
Your name and picture is the most perfect yet, completely horrid combination.
Probably Not Jeice ikr it’s just so.... unique
+Probably Not Jeice a perfect monstrosity.
Hmmmm...
I just love the soullessness in his voice, “That’s not an accordion, that’s a rad-I-a-tor”
When I saw the milkman I started singing "Mr. Sandman" but "Mr. Milkman" the lyrics are really uncomfortable when inserting something else XD
"AND TELL HIS LONELY NIGHTS ARE OVER"
"Milkman I'm so alone"
"Mr. Milkman bring me a dream"
"I want somebody to call my own"
"So please put on your magic beam"
It's really funny XD
Love the SYML version.
Love it.
let's ask SYML to do a milkman version.
I love how deadpan the humor is in these videos is. It makes it even funnier
best collab in youtube's existence
Not in my opinion
MinnesotaVibes YESS
Name a better duo, I'll wait
An opinion and a reply
0:59 mc ryde mothman collab confirmed
*n o i d*
Death Grips has had their entire career planned from the start. This image was clearly foreshadowing their recent single, Flies.
*online*
I've seen footage
I know why the cop had the milk.
There was a hostage situation that went on for a long time, some dudes were extremely heavily armed and it was dangerous to go in, so the cops ran errands for people that lived on that street.
Is this an assumption or did ya live near there
@@fruitpigenthusiast120 i'm 2 years late but the original guy was talking shit, the city was on lockdown after the Boston marathon bombing so cops ran errands for people stuck in their homes
0:04 its beans o' clocl where have you bean?!
I miss theses guys. The only channel that felt relatable like they weren't just reading off a script.
Same
MC RIDE IS IN YOUR AREA
*_YUH_*
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
FROM DMT, TO MDMA
ITS THE NASTY IN MY TAXI
**YUH**
urosaurus SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK
That's not an accordion... Accordion to whom?
thats a rad-i-a-tor
At least it's just a moth, not a mothe.
1:38 hustle bones comin out my moth
the *MOTHE*
Yes
The moff
Le mof
It's beans o'clock!
*Closes video*
2:45 "yeah dey blow da whistles, dey shoot da guns, but ain't no hoser in orange is gonna get me, I'll tell ya what!" All deer have a Minnesota accent, it's scientifically proven.
Cursed images but *they make you think hmmm*
3:04 At first thought it was a really tiny man on a street.
0:00 Where have you bean look at the time
DEATH GRIPS
Fucking finally someone with class and culture
*blo blo blo blo blo oh no blo blo blo blo*
It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
GUILLOTINEEEEEEE
HIT HIT HIT
Mothboys Mothboys mothboys
*Bold text from video*
A E S T H E T I C A L L Y S T Y L I Z E D Q U O T E F R O M V I D E O
*B* *O* *T* *H* *A* *T* *O* *N* *C* *E*
*Bed joke* 😡😡😡😡
*Hmmm* it seems Winnie the Pooh is about to get a weenie in his pooh.....
I’ll leave now
NO DONT LEAVE
COOOMMMMMEEEE BAAACCCKKK
Nalro no stay father
King crab depends, what will you give me?
Nalro my soul, here have it I don't need it anymore. I will forever be a robot
"Sufficiently hmmmmmd" is my new favorite quote
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
Is that normal milk, or the exploding dream kind?
It's full of what the world needs; what the world deserves.
(sorry for any misquotes)
Oh man, did not expect to find a Pscychonauts reference in the comments
The new season of Black Mirror has gone in an interesting direction...
Moving Parts Gaming Yeah, I found it weird that a kangaroo was elected prime minister
Moving Parts Gaming plz no spoiler I am an Indian father making rice the fields all day long and do not afford tv
Animation Studios (shut down.) At first i read your comment before I got to that part of the video, so I thought you were being serious. Then I saw the part with the kangaroo and the pig and im like "hehe good one"
It’s a quarter past BEANS
0:00 Where have you bean? Look at the time!
0:48 *Ferb I know what we're gonna do today*
Fucking hell Mate, I already never notice know which channel it is that I'm watching bc your names are slightly similair, but this makes it even more confusing
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Pixel Llama hmmmmmm
see a doctor
The amount of references to r/madlads is amazing
5:40 PART OF THE SHIP, PART OF THE CREW
0:43 i've never heard dan so excited like my hearts pounding mate
[X] large
[√] small'nt
"It's beans o'clock." I fucking love you guys.
time for my bean o'clock nap
it's pant o'clock!
i love how will just laughs at EVERYTHING sorrow says its really sweet
To the low chance that soothouse sees this: thank you for making your videos. They make me laugh
Moth o’clock.
*DETROIT MILK SQWAD MOVE OUT*
It’s funny how many people actually think that Ride is the one that should be afraid
“I am the milkman, my milk is delicious” - The Milkman, Psychonauts circa 2005
The mc ride moth picture is such a classic
cat doesn't look especially irritated (tails up which is a good sign), more like "wtf human" -source: i have 3 cats
Lady J. Na
Is this death grips
lil Emo 1000 yee
Is this?
no its Tay Zonday lmao
GODDAMN TRASHPOSTERS
2:40
Seal: What’re you?
Otter: I’m you but with paws and fur. You?
Seal: I’m you but with fat and flippers.
I love how wilbur soot not only knows that 1 the moth guy is the lead singer of death grips but also 2 knows him by name and says it multiple times
2:07 Veggie Tales, "Where is my hairbrush?"