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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ย. 2024
  • The horror we unleashed. Still better than TH-cam rewind
    MERCH: soothouse.bigca...
    =====THE GANG=====
    Wilbur: / wilbursoot
    Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
    George: / sootgeorge
    David: / sootdavid
    Jack: / sootjack
    Dan: / sootdaan
    Matt: / sootmatt
    Rhianna: / sootrhianna
    =====THE MEDIA=====
    Music: incompetech.com/
    Discord: / discord
    Patreon: / soothouse
    Twitter: / housesoot
    Twitch: / soothouse
    Intro:
    / @weirdfsh

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  • @mrflibble1259
    @mrflibble1259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4578

    Soothouse // sorrow TV
    General Sam// Slazo
    One will protect, the others will probably narrate a sub Reddit in various funny voices

    • @poesmascaradep4134
      @poesmascaradep4134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I mean, I'll pick the one that has clearly more man power.

    • @beep898
      @beep898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Soothouse definitely

    • @kingoffamine3986
      @kingoffamine3986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@poesmascaradep4134 but general sam now has a baby to use as a weapon

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@kingoffamine3986 SorrowTV has a hamster he can use to hypnotize others onto joining him

    • @gennarosevero1856
      @gennarosevero1856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Sam, definitely picking king incel

  • @aethavens
    @aethavens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3178

    "Ah...the four elements. Water , earth , fire and..."
    *H O L L Y E L L E N G B O G N E R N E W S 9*

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      _chearth_

    • @waterized_bottle
      @waterized_bottle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *HOLLY ELLENBOGEN NEWS 9*

    • @cyverbunny
      @cyverbunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      it's Holly Ellenbogen, Ellenbogen is actually a German word, it means elbow

    • @CTH1297
      @CTH1297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Holly elbow, master of wind

    • @serenahiggins1849
      @serenahiggins1849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed so hard at that bit.

  • @domchubs5836
    @domchubs5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    9:23
    Jack is actually right here, with less blood going to your arms, the blood circulating throughout the body has a higher concentration of oxygen and nutrients required to keep your muscles operating. That's the primary reason why your heart pumps faster when you are exercising, and with a smaller body the heart can pump blood through the other areas easier, giving him higher endurance. But no its really not worth losing your arms, you're better off keeping them on.

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Leg cat has obviously trained has more skilled legs since he has lived with no arms, do you think he'd not have a godly balance after living a life where every fall could make him hit his head on the floor

    • @shawnjones4710
      @shawnjones4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok

    • @droidmotorola3884
      @droidmotorola3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why did this comment stay at 69?

    • @domchubs5836
      @domchubs5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@droidmotorola3884 It is a holy number not to be tarnished.

    • @droidmotorola3884
      @droidmotorola3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@domchubs5836 that's why I haven't press like yet but whe someone ruins it I might just come and leave mine lol

  • @bloodybutterfly2992
    @bloodybutterfly2992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Rhianna's joke about Will getting head with too much teeth is way too underrated

    • @maks-tldr56
      @maks-tldr56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Goddamnit ive been looking for a comment that mentions that for way too long. Its fucking hilarious.

  • @TheMrMister
    @TheMrMister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with an elf.
    What about side-by-side with *17k crocodiles* ?
    Aye, I could do that.

  • @Josh-os7vn
    @Josh-os7vn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5359

    *The sequel we need but we don't deserve*

    • @sophi--desu42
      @sophi--desu42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *exactly*

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      instant like

    • @Force05289
      @Force05289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Josh 'The True Master' don’t even bother building because your going nite nite

    • @artloverivy
      @artloverivy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So we’ll watch it. Because they can take it.

    • @richtorum5136
      @richtorum5136 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh 'The True

  • @derpy_horse4153
    @derpy_horse4153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3992

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    *cowerbungehh*

  • @LouisOnAir
    @LouisOnAir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I'm now imagining the TARDIS but instead of the TARDIS it's Rhianna phasing in and out of existence.

    • @BlueDragon-vm1bt
      @BlueDragon-vm1bt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmmm. Yes.

    • @tilt5928
      @tilt5928 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd like to imagine she still makes the noise

  • @numberd1654
    @numberd1654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    My friend doesn't have arms but he can jump over 8 metres

    • @wildmanwild
      @wildmanwild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And then get up?

    • @bigdragon4986
      @bigdragon4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Aerodynamic

    • @tomkesteffens2504
      @tomkesteffens2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Is your friend a kangaroo?

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tomke Steffens my guy kangaroos absolutely have arms

    • @EnderSheeper
      @EnderSheeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@nehemiahzo_ Not if they don't.

  • @max1392
    @max1392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    7:45 ellenbogen means Elbow in german

    • @fruttidimare9201
      @fruttidimare9201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      the mighty Holly Elbow

    • @renslangerak607
      @renslangerak607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In dutch

    • @max1392
      @max1392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      S_Nerelooc HD yes dutch aswell as german

    • @fridericusrex7042
      @fridericusrex7042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And It’s actually elbows

    • @TheHadMatters
      @TheHadMatters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@fridericusrex7042 Nope, at least in German, both singular and plural are "Ellenbogen". (or Ellbogen -> Ellbogen)
      "Bogen" is the singular word for "arc" or "bow".

  • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
    @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    The prom story needs to be in a sitcom

    • @videos2896
      @videos2896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What would you do? Your dad has just let your prom date in and your other dad is belittling him, your not ready yet to defend him and your ghost friend can't currently material's on this plane

    • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
      @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@videos2896 kill everyone and transform into a kitten to get out of trouble

    • @genesisauror5550
      @genesisauror5550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *cowerbungehh*

    • @finnsears6659
      @finnsears6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The story is told by Holly Ellenboger News9

  • @nebulaahh4740
    @nebulaahh4740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I feel like Rhianna has been getting more comfortable lately, starting to contribute a lot more and I'm really appreciating her humor

  • @music0cool
    @music0cool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    1:22 “I would pick Bradley because he’s the only one which isn’t a hybrid tomatoe and I believe in pure-breds” dead 😂

  • @racheline_nya
    @racheline_nya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    5:59 it's very easy to gradually become more australian:
    step 1: overuse the word "mate"
    step 2: burn

    • @racheline_nya
      @racheline_nya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh and don't forget to adopt all species of spiders

  • @SilkKreep
    @SilkKreep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This feels so weird to come back to with where Wilbur is now.

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    *Second parts are never goo-*

  • @garyjohnson499
    @garyjohnson499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    David is my favorite anime character

  • @pastarru
    @pastarru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1529

    who made the art in the thumbnail?

    • @obamachungus9243
      @obamachungus9243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      no

    • @myballshurt616
      @myballshurt616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes!!

    • @TheSinkBoy
      @TheSinkBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      i dont mean to be that person but
      hi pastarru i didnt know u watched soothouse-

    • @based3743
      @based3743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Someone

    • @kenyafang7395
      @kenyafang7395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@based3743 aaah!

  • @ShadowYoshi-Vincent-
    @ShadowYoshi-Vincent- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    6:50 sent me into a furious laughing fit and now I am in pain

  • @bananatassium7009
    @bananatassium7009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    So after my professional analysis, I have decided that in the first fight Big Boy has the best chance. Here's my meta breakdown.
    So, first of all let's look at their stats. Bradley put all his points into INT, which seems appealing at first, but he's the worst in my analysis. INT beats DEF but loses to ATK, and since Big Boy is the only one who put any points into DEF and Big Boy also put points into ATK, Bradley is not very good. And unfortunately, they all only had 100 points to spend and to overrule effectiveness, you need over double the opponent's stats, so since Big Boy split DEF and ATK evenly Bradley is SOL.
    Next worst is probably Bush Goliath, because even though he put all his points into attack, that flat out loses to Big Boy using DEF. Sure, it beats Bradley and Beefmaster (2/3 of the time for Beefmaster), but it's pretty clear here that putting 100% of your points into one stat is not the right choice.
    Moving on to Beefmaster, he is actually pretty damn good. Since he finally made the right choice to split his stats, he can choose to go for INT or ATK moves. With 50 INT and 50 ATK, he beats Bradley w/ ATK and CAN beat Bush Goliath and Big Boy w/ ATK (33% and 50% respectively), but this is nowhere near reliable enough to win consistently.
    Finally, Big Boy. He consistently beats Bradley with ATK, consistently beats Bush Goliath with DEF, and has a 50% chance of beating Beefmaster with ATK.
    Overall, this makes Big Boy just about the only viable defender, so I hope the devs patch this soon. I mean, just thinking about it, Bradley and Bush always lose, Beefmaster only wins 1/6 of the time, and BB can defend you half of the time.

    • @joshhorley2116
      @joshhorley2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Are you kidding? Bush master has minmaxed to perfection, and yeah big boy stands a small chance but if Bush boi can pop off a crit it's game over

    • @vd6070
      @vd6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@joshhorley2116 "pop off a c r i t-"
      crit.... random crits.... crits, crits, crits, criTS, CRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITS *FUCKING C R O C K E T S*

    • @aidancommenting
      @aidancommenting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, Bradley is my go-to fighter

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bush goliath actually has a pretty good melee resistance.

    • @Banana_Fusion
      @Banana_Fusion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro ur playing in 1.7.3 they did the tomato update for Halloween back in 2018 where they revamped the tomatoes, and then there was the combat revamp last month which was gamechanging.
      For one, they made each fighter have base stats, but then a customisable part is a choice between 3 attacks, and in the combat update abilities were added with 2 to choose from each fighter.
      Now I'll explain the 4 fighters we're comparing in ascending order from worst to best
      Lets start of with Bradley.
      Well like in pre-1.7.4, the version ur playing on, he seems good at first- high dodge chance, high critical, high chance of learning the fatal flaw of Bradleys enemies. And his abilities are absolute game changers. But if you actually look at his hard stats, not all the fancy 21st century stuff, he's revealed to be weak. His defense is low, so even though he has a high dodge chance, if he doesn't, he could die in 1 hit if the enemy has good attack damage and crits, especially if they use an offensive ability. All of Bradley's attacks are insanely weak, and normal crits do double damage, so when he crits he usually does weaker than most non-crit attacks. His 1st ability helps, I think it amplifies the next 5 attacks to do 500% damage if they crit, sure since its a concealed ability it can come as a crazy surprise from this otherwise useless enemy that you'd ignore. Bradley doesn't even have ANY absorbtion, other than ths buff to tomato-types in Tomato Tumble. Overall, Bradley is essentially just good to distract the enemy and make them waste a few turns before they can hit him in campaign, since most enemies AIs will prioritise him, as he has lower hp than I think most of the fighters in the game (maybe not mellow man, but his absorbtion rate is insane). In pvp, hes only good in the starter game if you're lucky enough to get one of his abilities from a crate early on, but on ladder he's useless. Honestly he's a difficult character to balance because he can get wayyy to op really quickly, I hope the devs find a way to balance him soon, he's been fluctuating from broken to horrible to broken to horrible for too long now.
      Next, we go to beef master. Good attack damage on 2 of his attacks, has the block ability which is pretty neat, has decent absorbtion and high health. He's been in a really good place for a while now, maybe a bit strong, especially since he's used to create a bush goliath so a nerf to him would probably nerf goliath who seriously needs a nerf. I think hes pretty well rounded, but like I said he might be a factor in goliaths strength. He's good in most gamemodes, probably not some of the speed based ones since hes quite slow, but I usually chuck him in my party for campaign and pvp, and not just so I can summon goliath. I put Beefmaster below big boy because the devs are hard nerfing him next update, at least from what we know so far.
      Anyway, big boy. Hes slow, hes got less than average attacks, but his health and absorbtion ARE SO HIGH, he's definitely one of the higher up tanks right now. And the passive buffs he gives to teammates, they aren't support type worthy, but still pretty good considering how strong he is as a tank. For this exercise though, it sounds like its a 1v3 and we won't be able to utilise big boys buffs, although I guess if we pick him the others can't get them. In this scenario he'd be worse than Beefmaster, but like I said Beefmaster is being hard nerfed so I'd probably pick big boy above him. Definitely good for your party in any mode except 1-tap since he'd get 1 hit killed from anyone so tanks are horrible in that mode.
      And now, Bush Goliath. Definite winner. He's got similar stats to Beefmaster, but he gets to use a attack in the hybrid phase (since y'know he's a hybrid) which essentially means 2 attacks. He's probably the strongest fighter in the game, sure he's a hybrid so it takes ages to summon him onto the field, but just like most hybrids you've practically won once you've summoned him, I think Goliath is the only hybrid without a hard counter as well! Plus, his hybrid attacks are so insane, they are the coolest and most unique in the game imo. I'd probably not get him in a regular game though, since the steps to summon him are so complex and rng tbf, but in this scenario it seems we start of with him straight up, so definite winner.

  • @memethief2855
    @memethief2855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly....
    My dad isn’t bacc

    • @calvinjluther
      @calvinjluther 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your comments are the reason I don't want to come back.

    • @PoochiePookie12
      @PoochiePookie12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cuz he blacc

    • @bayern1445
      @bayern1445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you blacc

    • @bayern1445
      @bayern1445 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PoochiePookie12 I didnt see your comment originally yoot

    • @redhotitchyworms
      @redhotitchyworms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good job stealing that meme pussy

  • @allybee2864
    @allybee2864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Did you just call him a plebiscite that means a popular referendum you plebeian

    • @caseyhayes7510
      @caseyhayes7510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Plebeian parasite >>> Plebiscite

    • @Persun_McPersonson
      @Persun_McPersonson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      [@@caseyhayes7510]
      Then just take out the C and they'll mean the same thing

    • @4523167098
      @4523167098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Owned

    • @dgde6788
      @dgde6788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Also if blood doesn't make you stronger, then why do vampires live for so long hmmmm?

  • @nichole4968
    @nichole4968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    Rhianna was right about them being alligators though. Crocodiles have a v shaped snout.

    • @schmerci69
      @schmerci69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nah there are Crocodiles with a V shaped snout and Alligators with a wide snout

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      FirewolfHD that’s... what they said

    • @youtubeuserdan4017
      @youtubeuserdan4017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But why the fuck do scientists even divide them into two different animals when the difference so fucking small? Why not call them another species of crocodile?

    • @kimmyawesomeness4184
      @kimmyawesomeness4184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@youtubeuserdan4017 ...Because they ARE two different animals? They have different DNA, different habitats, different physical features, different behavior, and different diets. Just because they look similar doesn't mean they should be considered the same.

    • @youtubeuserdan4017
      @youtubeuserdan4017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@kimmyawesomeness4184 Eh, fair enough. I've been asking that question for a real long time and nobody has answered me.

  • @twilightspire9983
    @twilightspire9983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Wrath cat is how you fell on the inside
    Envy cat is what you show those people

  • @reddoot7427
    @reddoot7427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He edit for Jac

  • @ArcadianWizard
    @ArcadianWizard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    They protecc
    They attacc
    But most importantly
    They don’t let Rihanna talk

    • @Zenithorix
      @Zenithorix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      didnt rhyme in that last part one bit

    • @ArcadianWizard
      @ArcadianWizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      SupermanPlayZ YT shut up gey

    • @aragornrose4912
      @aragornrose4912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But she did talk

    • @harrisonnguyen1873
      @harrisonnguyen1873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Zenithorix issajoke

    • @maxisdead2672
      @maxisdead2672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SupermanPlayZ YT r/wooosh

  • @hugo511
    @hugo511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    5:39 I pick 17k crocodiles the others seem sketchy

    • @VeeTOHFan
      @VeeTOHFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i pick 17,001 crocodiles

    • @vivienne1349
      @vivienne1349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uhm, no, its 17k crocodiles, not 17k crocodiles.

    • @vivienne1349
      @vivienne1349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @interleglueal clef Everyone is picking 17k crocodiles cause they think they're cool, but 17k crocodiles are much more powerful.

    • @vivienne1349
      @vivienne1349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intergluteal cleft i was considering it, but, come on, who would turn down 17k crocodiles?!

    • @matheustran8009
      @matheustran8009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hugo I preferred the 17k crocodiles over the 17k crocodiles because the 17k crocodiles is objectively better then the 17k crocodiles

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    David sounds like a middle age dad.
    *I'm sorry*

    • @evanallaire2829
      @evanallaire2829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So do you

    • @evanallaire2829
      @evanallaire2829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because your jhon snow and your from..... whatever
      Your daddy

    • @1caaru5
      @1caaru5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evanallaire2829 :)

    • @pshycokillersarah
      @pshycokillersarah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David is my uncle. :) Uncle Dave to the rescue!

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because David is daddy

  • @InklingKirby
    @InklingKirby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Why did Wilbur edit a Minecraft video?

    • @justminibanana9128
      @justminibanana9128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      IKR

    • @joedavidson7893
      @joedavidson7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Why wouldn't he

    • @MayorMeaty
      @MayorMeaty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kaboom

    • @bursteh1135
      @bursteh1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Tik Tok Ads it's 2019 i can finally be in peace to excessive cringe
      jK LoL

    • @bossenn
      @bossenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its an arg filled with mysteries. There is even a subreddit

  • @terrotorotbart8319
    @terrotorotbart8319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Holly Ellenbogen" nearly had me dying.

  • @dr.badtimes3660
    @dr.badtimes3660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    *_1 7 , 0 0 0 C R O C O D I L E S_*

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I trust the 17000 crocodiles

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bronwyn America pls

    • @nubblesthenub9643
      @nubblesthenub9643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But here's the kicker: 17 *thousand* crocodOIls

    • @umbrellabirb2959
      @umbrellabirb2959 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually there alligators because there scutes aren't shaped to swim

  • @wokemoralist
    @wokemoralist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    soothouse nearly destroyed itself because of a few stop signs and a holly ellenbogen

  • @epsilon7878
    @epsilon7878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that ‘Ellenbogen’ means ‘elbow’ in German?

    • @user-bg7ef4ns4v
      @user-bg7ef4ns4v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jawohl!
      How should they know?

    • @saarxddd
      @saarxddd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And in Dutch. (Well, one letter apart, ellebogen)

    • @ald0319
      @ald0319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'M LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE, not through flashcards, not through my teacher, and not even through school, but by reading TH-cam comments!!!

    • @bean1002
      @bean1002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A nigga really named his daughter Elbow

    • @net_has
      @net_has 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Simple Mannequin I mean... it’s a last name

  • @kreatona4219
    @kreatona4219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Why'd you call Jack a plebiscite?
    pleb·i·scite
    noun
    the direct vote of all the members of an electorate on an important public question such as a change in the constitution.

  • @RedRobinWho
    @RedRobinWho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:52 Wilbur trying to talk but can't is my life summed up in a few seconds

  • @TheWatchfuleye1
    @TheWatchfuleye1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Jack might be right about the whole Better legs without arms thing. If someone or something, especially a cat lived without legs, they would most likely have developed the balance. With the improved balance would also come improved strength, because they would always have to work to stay balanced. Not only that, but they would also have to go upstairs with only their legs and no use of their arms on say a railing. They would most likely be getting up from a seat without assistance also making their legs stronger. Jack has a point, the long leg cat would have increase kicking and jumping abilities.

    • @israelw7762
      @israelw7762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Long leg = better run

    • @someoneincognito6445
      @someoneincognito6445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly! Just look a that cat's legs! When you don't have arms you have to do many things just with your legs what also makes you more stretched and gives you full control over your legs so you can kick higher and stronger too.

    • @elsasebastian1901
      @elsasebastian1901 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i feel like we're looking too much into this

    • @ArcanistShion
      @ArcanistShion 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elsasebastian1901 Nah it's still fun.

  • @stenchpapi
    @stenchpapi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Alligators eat your children in an A shape
    Crocodiles eat your children in a C shape

    • @gagewatson1895
      @gagewatson1895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Doesn't have to be my children

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gagewatson1895 r/cursedcomments

    • @copperspaghetti
      @copperspaghetti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually alligators consume children in the shape of a U
      but crocodiles consume children in the shape of a V
      Also only the top teeth of an alligator are visible when their mouth is closed and all teeth of a crocodile are visible when their mouth is closed

    • @stenchpapi
      @stenchpapi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Canadian Crusader shut the fuck up reptile boy

  • @ComedyIsCoolTelevision
    @ComedyIsCoolTelevision 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    For 6:32 the actual difference between alligators and crocodiles is that one has a more rounded nose and the other has a more pointy nose

    • @sangrieminat93
      @sangrieminat93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No the difference is the strength of the jaws when you put a plug n play game in their mouth

    • @saarxddd
      @saarxddd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, alligators are thick and crocodiles skinny bitches

  • @shraddhamestry9886
    @shraddhamestry9886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    He attac
    He protecc
    But most importantly he edited a video for jacc
    For Wilbur

    • @deepfriedbabyyyzzz1523
      @deepfriedbabyyyzzz1523 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get it :^ im sorry

    • @matthiaswlf
      @matthiaswlf 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@deepfriedbabyyyzzz1523well wilbur's soothouse's editor so yk

    • @matthiaswlf
      @matthiaswlf 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@deepfriedbabyyyzzz1523the answers quite late lol

  • @maximusthedude8305
    @maximusthedude8305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ok Wilbur, quick question: what the heck just happened with JacksSucksAtLife? You are the last people I expected to crossover and I need an explaination.

  • @wyrmie7276
    @wyrmie7276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Aw man, you guys didn't start recording.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I definitely trust pants cat

    • @Max_Le_Groom
      @Max_Le_Groom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So is kremit the past tense of kermit? As in 'I kremitted suicide'?

    • @evanallaire2829
      @evanallaire2829 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fu ch th th th

    • @hakasek4052
      @hakasek4052 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      8:37
      The middle one can also restore its health by drinking almond milk.

    • @Max_Le_Groom
      @Max_Le_Groom 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hakasek4052
      *ONLY PANT CAN SUSTAIN ME!*

  • @testaccount5359
    @testaccount5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Well, it depends. Do they have the Goose Button?

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YAAAAS! The ultimate sneak attack! 😈😈😈

  • @rainfevers
    @rainfevers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    we just gonna ignore the subtitles?

    • @joedirt6212
      @joedirt6212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Flamingo Reality ikr

    • @justyouraveragemutantblood2185
      @justyouraveragemutantblood2185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Flamingo Reality *concern* wha.... wha is even happening... I’m kinda scared... mostly confused

    • @morgancoe2424
      @morgancoe2424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RIP Big Giuseppe

    • @70sman
      @70sman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      while they're enjoyable as someone who sometimes needs subtitles it would be nice if they would just caption the video.

    • @finejuggler7601
      @finejuggler7601 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flamingo Mints yes

  • @oriontigley5089
    @oriontigley5089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:40 *Bold of you to assume Holly Ellenbogen is a **_human_*

    • @finnsears6659
      @finnsears6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's not a human, she's news9

    • @JRC99
      @JRC99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She got smoked in the face with a stop sign in a hurricane and survived. Superhuman, clearly

  • @cpg7088
    @cpg7088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    one protects, the rest attack:
    SootHouse, GioFilms, SorrowTV

    • @sangrieminat93
      @sangrieminat93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You fucking forgot
      SLAZO
      Y O U D E G E N E R A T E

    • @RocasWOW
      @RocasWOW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Soothouse cause they have multiple people

    • @cpg7088
      @cpg7088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sangrieminat93 slazo is a dead meme

    • @memethief2855
      @memethief2855 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A l l

    • @sammy6870
      @sammy6870 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GioFilms. His cuteness will keep the others from attacking

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm gonna have to go with 17k crocodiles.

    • @user-bg7ef4ns4v
      @user-bg7ef4ns4v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice pick! But I’ll go with
      *S E V E N T E E N T H O U S A N D C R O C O D I L E S!*

    • @israelw7762
      @israelw7762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If any of those crocs are k. Rool then I'm with the king

    • @bankutibence2688
      @bankutibence2688 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really dude? Obviously 17k crocodiles are much better

    • @geraldkoh7573
      @geraldkoh7573 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE??

  • @crunchiesjl
    @crunchiesjl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "It's only a chip."
    Me: _Sees a french fry_
    Me: "ex *cUse* me?"

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      briht

    • @notatruck2640
      @notatruck2640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Sounds like they need sum murican freedom

    • @maryreyes2575
      @maryreyes2575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's a British thing, Crunch!

    • @tribeofephraim5801
      @tribeofephraim5801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@maryreyes2575 I'm not 100% percent sure,but I'm pretty sure its a joke

    • @carysp6173
      @carysp6173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ever heard of... British language? we call fries chips over here.

  • @sophiepollak9514
    @sophiepollak9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Microwave Cat! He can microwave anything in the time it takes to microwave it." Has become a new catchphrase of mine

  • @megaagentj2248
    @megaagentj2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1: bush goliath:
    they have vines to use as weapons
    2:warrior:
    big stick=win
    3:bart:
    mostly cause I don't know his power level, the rest can be beaten by a computer with reddit
    4:factory approved cat:
    I can kill the rest with a shoe
    5:17k crocodiles
    super good, it can beat 17k crocodiles and 17k crocodiles
    6: bottom right
    similar to bart, it's the only thing I don't know the power level of
    7: the cat with arms:
    *SLAP*

  • @mankdemelord6974
    @mankdemelord6974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3046

    PLEASE react to *r/LodedDiper* it’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfiction
    Like so they see this lmao

    • @sillygf
      @sillygf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No

    • @Nomadthejester
      @Nomadthejester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      ITS A WHAT

    • @poryphoria6218
      @poryphoria6218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PLS BOYS

    • @codexsquid
      @codexsquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I think you used "Fanfiction" in the wrong sense, when the proper term you were looking for *might* be "shitposts".

    • @bluchicken_995
      @bluchicken_995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Doomed Squid Can’t it be both?

  • @TheChilternChronicles
    @TheChilternChronicles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Top ten anime sequels.

  • @morgand820
    @morgand820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    9:24 Plebiscite is a type of election... you plebeian

    • @bee6334
      @bee6334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Morgan Dignowity
      I’m so glad someone else knows what a plebeian is.

    • @VideoGameNord
      @VideoGameNord 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks, Socrates

    • @mitus123
      @mitus123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrong smartass plebiscitum is a law enactment

    • @attackoramic8361
      @attackoramic8361 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought you meant electron, and me, being invested into science, was like: "What?"

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I used to think this meme was "Which of them do you think won't murder you"
    It wasn't until I realized it was "Which of them do you want to protect you from the rest", did I ever have any optimism in my soul

  • @fivecentlivin-_-6796
    @fivecentlivin-_-6796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Wilber was on jacksucksatlife’s channel?

    • @6vp216
      @6vp216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats why im here

    • @bursteh1135
      @bursteh1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      or he's a fAkE wilbur

  • @swahi2702
    @swahi2702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Rhianna is always abused in these videos and I enjoy it thoroughly

    • @jemandetwas1
      @jemandetwas1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      This wold sound so wrong without context

    • @Dragoneer
      @Dragoneer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Top 10 Pornhub comments

    • @Rowankeenanx3
      @Rowankeenanx3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      A popular comment from the Chris brown vevo

    • @brianpeeples7524
      @brianpeeples7524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      r/nocontext

    • @jakejanosko2052
      @jakejanosko2052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rowankeenanx3 i love u for this clever reference

  • @stardust_falls
    @stardust_falls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    what the hell is the captions
    "somone raided my sandwich stash again"

  • @beingsactual
    @beingsactual 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:38
    _"Darling, who needs arms, when you have legs like this?"_
    Leg so hot
    Hot hot leg
    Leg so hot you
    *Microwave a cat*

    • @mitunacaptor312
      @mitunacaptor312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cpt. Wolf I love you for this comment.

  • @Vltava_
    @Vltava_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He protecc
    He attack
    But most importantly,
    He edit for jacc

  • @mushromus7764
    @mushromus7764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Blood doesnt make you stronger" *angry second gear Luffy noises*

  • @CatSoulzScoutTF2
    @CatSoulzScoutTF2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Do you are have soothouse

  • @rydo728
    @rydo728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Who needs martial arts when you have this subreddit?

    • @KraisonFrameworks
      @KraisonFrameworks 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like this comment because you make it sound like you had a black belt exam but you decided to watch this instead.

  • @arthurdunn4594
    @arthurdunn4594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When Rihanna makes a genuinely funny joke about Will and he runs her over high speed lorry style
    4:15

  • @raxusveritas
    @raxusveritas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fire: In a Bush next to a stop sign
    Also the fire: This sign can't stop me because I can't read!

  • @mrAfarts
    @mrAfarts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Holly Ellenbogen has news for you.

    • @havocspiral
      @havocspiral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. Meme Robber _floats through air_ *HOLLY ELLENBOGEN HERE WITH NEWS 9*

  • @Sieger1
    @Sieger1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    one protects the rest attack
    *_picks god_*

    • @awesomesauce4758
      @awesomesauce4758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What if you...
      Wanted God to protect you...
      But God said...
      SPeLl Icup nI🅱🅱a 😂😂😂👌💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
      *BOTTOM TEXT*

    • @austinclay3189
      @austinclay3189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sieger *God

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol *God

    • @austinclay3189
      @austinclay3189 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      barbaro267 thanks I’m here all week

  • @ratbanter
    @ratbanter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    huh, fitting. was just listening to calcium dream.

  • @CaiHy-Bri
    @CaiHy-Bri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why was Sorrow in the TH-cam Rewind but not SootHouse? This is madness!

    • @DevTook
      @DevTook 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorrow was??

  • @igorkopacynski8906
    @igorkopacynski8906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My picks and why:
    1. Bush Goliath - increases defense, endurance and strength stats
    2. Heavy Gunner - grants you long range attacks and increases endurance stat on any armor
    3. Bart - the "Eat Pant", "No Cows, Man" and "Cowerbungheh" abilities are really powerful
    4. Mucky Cat - increases the effects of potions
    5. 17k crocodiles - there useful when it comes to solving puzzles
    6. Holly Ellenbogen - increases magic and special stats
    7. Cat Long Legs - increases agility and speed stats and grants you "High Jump" ability
    8. Die Mart - unlocks necromancy early on in the game
    9. Pride - increases any chosen stat

  • @madeofcake6972
    @madeofcake6972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    WHO IS WILBUR SOOT?
    He keeps on sending weird and psychopathic videos as clues for something, like a message to JackSucksAtLife's audience. He *NEEDS* to *EXPLAIN!*

    • @epicgamer-bt2ii
      @epicgamer-bt2ii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holly ellenbogen

    • @SCP--ff1zg
      @SCP--ff1zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MadeOfCake holly ellenboggen

  • @jamesfunnymorrison8305
    @jamesfunnymorrison8305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:58 I don't feel so good

  • @key2theuniverse713
    @key2theuniverse713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    This is why Friday nights are the best
    I am so lonely :-( XD

    • @SteveOdinson
      @SteveOdinson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ImGonnaBeTheVeryWorse, SkyrimPlayer!!
      At least you have Soothouse.

    • @sambaker734
      @sambaker734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel ya

    • @key2theuniverse713
      @key2theuniverse713 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      One reason to be happy XD :-)

    • @nadine442
      @nadine442 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha same ;(

    • @algo985
      @algo985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol XD like if you agree

  • @feliscatusgaming3158
    @feliscatusgaming3158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    At first I was like what do you mean by chip, but then I forgot that ur British

  • @StinkeeRaccoon
    @StinkeeRaccoon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    it has been almost 4 years since i first watched this video. With the idea in mind of where these people are today, watching this feels crazy.

  • @peatrice5618
    @peatrice5618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Avatar: The Last Holly Ellenbogenbender

  • @GreatNaturalStupidity
    @GreatNaturalStupidity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Then there's me,
    Don't attack
    Don't protect
    Don't do anything

  • @bananas8507
    @bananas8507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The question is.
    *Can Soothouse protect me from consuming the delicious pant?*

  • @GiffyHD
    @GiffyHD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    but if you didnt have arms, wouldnt you have used more time to use/train ur legs more, hence why making kicks stronger? :thinking:

  • @calebshepherd8435
    @calebshepherd8435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pride cat would clearly win. He already survived the last knife attack, so we know he's got skills.

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No-one has enough power to attack pride cat, not even the 25 thousand crocodiles.
    Pride cat is so powerful that the first guy didn't dare attack him, then his grandchildren came after the cat and found themselves in a similar situation. Continuing infinitely.

  • @bri5033
    @bri5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:20
    It's actually in Australia, by the way, for anyone wondering

  • @angelscupboard
    @angelscupboard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    as a year 9 kid, i can confirm that the cat at 4:56 is trying to smoke a chip

  • @angiermon
    @angiermon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Had the shittiest day today. This will be the thing that makes it better. Thanks boi’s 💕

  • @subnormality5854
    @subnormality5854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:28 The bit with pissed-off drunk gay dad George is somehow the funniest bit in this vid

  • @thebluetoothspeaker
    @thebluetoothspeaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I see Bradley tomato and think “this tomato has been passed through the Armstrong family for generarions!”

  • @averydrunkgod4805
    @averydrunkgod4805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:48 is that…
    *beluga?*

  • @zicca5796
    @zicca5796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:50 Charlie’s best moment by far

  • @uncomprehensive
    @uncomprehensive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wilbur why are you involved with Jacksucksatlife now?!

  • @pneumonica3857
    @pneumonica3857 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He doesn't protecc,he doesn't attacc,but most importantly he constantly meow for additional snack.

  • @noqls
    @noqls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *FUCKINGWOMEN*-Wilbur soot 2:34

  • @wyattvp981
    @wyattvp981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you watch this video a year later but the California wildfire joke is still relevant...

  • @glitterdragonthegreatprotecor
    @glitterdragonthegreatprotecor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:22 actually she's right, they are alligators. Crocodiles have V-shaped snouts, while alligators have U-shaped snouts.

  • @jacedamon9431
    @jacedamon9431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’ll take the 17,000 alligators.

  • @SpicyMapping
    @SpicyMapping 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:25 i've watched this thousands of times and only now did i notice that he said plebiscite. truly the sickest burn

  • @creeperjo7
    @creeperjo7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:54 IM WHEEZING AT THE MAGE
    LOOKIN LIKE HE WASHES HIS HANDS AFTER TAKING A SHOWER

  • @gearbot7116
    @gearbot7116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wilber has gone crazy

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The legend himself 4:00

  • @thegaytpandpanicfanboi5351
    @thegaytpandpanicfanboi5351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Blood doesn't make you stronger you, plebiscite"

  • @thetwinsareawesome
    @thetwinsareawesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:40 NO RHIANNA THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CROCODILE AND AN ALLIGATOR IS THE SNOUT

  • @funky555
    @funky555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Crocodiles are better than alligators
    1.Alligators can often reach at least 14 or 15 feet in length, which is larger than some crocodile species, but not others. The largest crocodile species is the saltwater crocodile, which can get to at least 17 or 18 feet
    2.crocodile bite strength is 3,700-5000 pounds per square inch while alligator is only 2,980 psi
    3. crocodiles are waaay more aggressive than alligators
    4. crocodile travel 50km regularly and can run up to 24-29 kmph
    to conclude, crocodiles are stronger, larger, faster and more aggressive