I'm pretty sure they make up a lot of these responses because Blocke Penis was posted 19 minutes previous to the screenshot, it was posted by David, and David said the reply. If that makes sense.
The reason there are quite a few strange questions in mental health is actually because people with a high level on Yahoo! Answers can change the category of questions. So they put weirdos in the mental health section as they are crazy people who need mental help.
This reminds me of a girl who was claiming in a forum that she had this amazing ability to change the size of her pupils at will, when she stared at herself in the mirror. We tried to explain to her how and why pupils change size, and why focusing hard on something might do that, but she kept insisting that she's doing it on purpose. When people are telling you about something weird they can do (but is not actually harmful or worrisome), more often than not, they just want to feel special and don't actually want to know that everyone else experiences the same.
reminds me of that post where some kid said that "instinctively analyzes physics as he walks" and im like buddy, that depth perception, we all have that
🅱️locke 🅿️enis Edit: Holy shit I didn’t realize this comment blew up until two years after posting. What’s even funnier is that this is probably the most low effort comment I’ve ever made
It sounds like hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos. I have it as well and its noted for stuff like your joints bending the opposite direction and severe pain from dislocations.
@@BeanColored that sounds much cooler (unless you consider constant dislocating joints all over your body cool). And if only there were a magic spell I could say for it to go away.
4:55. If PVC is anything like bamboo then it probably hurts a lot and you'll break the bamboo. DO NOT TRY WITH A FRIEND'S RACQUETBALL NET POST, your friend will be mad that you broke his Racquetball net. And you'll have a welt the size of a watermelon on your back.
Me: **Being interested about Cards, the Universe and Everything (CUE) from the announce.* SootHouse at the end of the announce: " P E E I N G M Y S E L F . "
I am still trying to work out how that guy walks with his knees "extended outwards the wrong way".. like it can't be what I'm picturing, I don't think the human body is capable, but I don't know what else he could have possibly meant
listen i'll be dead honest this is the only video that has never failed to make me laugh out loud because i was in the fucking hospital and i was like on the verge of death and then my friend came to visit me during visiting hours and played this video to cheer me up i laughed so hard i had to be asked to move to another ward because i was making too much noise
Info dump for 2:47 All of this is common within ASD and ADHD neurodeviations (albeit for different reasons), along with more stereotypically ‘ND’ like rocking, flapping, leg-bouncing etc. In all likelihood OP is talking about cutting _objects_ rather than self-injury, but SI as a method of self-soothing behaviour is surprisingly common among ND people who are denied access to safer but ‘weird’ forms of sensory regulation (like those mentioned above). This is why the #stimfreely movement is so important-stigmatising our behaviours doesn’t make the need for them go away, we just turn to more harmful alternatives that are easier to hide. Sincerely, an Autism™️
My favorite Yahoo questions are the troll ones. Some people put something really insane in the header, but normalize it in the description. One said "Is it okay if I watch my dad shower" and the description finished "is it okay if I watch my dad shower me with gifts?" And another one said "What is your favorite race?" The description said something about track/field races and was asking for opinions on favorites. The other one I remember was someone saying that they witnessed a "murder", but in the description, they explained that they saw a murder of crows LOL.
OKAY, SO I MAY SOUND STUPID BUT I ALWAYS KNEW THAT YOU COULD FEEL YOUR EYEBALLS, BUT I NEVER KNEW THAT WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED. ONCE YOU ACTUALLY LOOK ANOTHER WAY, THEY DO STILL MOVE AROUND? I TRIED THIS OUT AFTER HEARING THIS AND IM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW AND I SOUND SO STUPID OH MY GOD.
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i don't think i've ever seen a toucan....
*CATEGORY: PAIN AND PAIN MANAGEMENT*
It can be painful going your whole life not seeing one.
😂
I would be in extreme pain if I hadn’t seen a toucan my whole life. It is a fact that going too long without seeing a toucan causes crónica pain
@@totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547 *Does a really gay pidgen count?*
Anon the Homosapian omg!!!! Yes it does!
When you get banned from the fricken hospital
MarbleSwan666 *hipopstita
*hhpiioioptitetal
*hip-hop
*hazardous
I don't know anymore
Doctors hate him!
Just like the bar...
you spelt it wrong, it's hostipal
*Haluigi
What am I doing with my life
Hi im the Thorax, i speak for the trees
*bees
I love you're dank meme videos. You sir are a fantastic shitposter.
I speek for the knees
The trees say shut the fuck up
I thpeak for the twees
I’ve lost my dog in the *H o p s t i t a*
It’s been two years. Have you found your dog in the hopstita?
HAVE YOU FOUND THEM
@@akish302
no, now _he_ is lost in the *HOPSTITA*
@@akish302 I finally got out the hopstita. There was no dog it was just my imagination
they won't let me back in
*P R E G A N A N A N T ?*
*P E G N A T?*
*PERGERT?*
GREGnant
PREGANTE?
PERGANATANT?
Can I actually lose weight?
*“No” SO SAYETH the Roman Catholic Crusader!*
Nice.
Nice one year later.
Nice 3 months later
Nice 2 months later
nice two years later
*BŁØÇKÊ PÈŃÏŠ*
B̢̭͙̫̤͚̻͍̖̀͌̾́̍͑͑̏̕͝ͅL̨̺͉͎̪̫͔̖͍̮̔̀̔͌͌̐̔̅̂͠O̧̨̩̬͓̟̤͉̦͚̾̉͒̈́̈́̓̐͆̅͆Ç̛̥̜͕̫̖͚̰͈̖͑̎͑̉̍́͊̕͘Ḵ̡̧̗̹̱̤͇̘͙̀̇͑̿̊͌̊̈́̊̕Ȩ̧͎̹̹̣̫͓͉̖̈́̒͂̋͛͐͋͋̍͠ ̮̳͈͎̙͕̤͙̭̦̅̎̆̌͆̽͌͘͝͠P͚̩͙̠̠̫̬͖̼̓͒̈́͆̓͆̿̆̔̕ͅE̢̢̱̗̺̹̯͉̖̠͒̾̒͑̔̓͛͑̕͘N̢͉̬͈̮̥̰͓̼͙̑͊̐̐̆̊̈́͐̓͘I͎͔͈͇̳̟͚̞͙̙̓̓͌̽̇͒̍̄̅̚S̡͇̖̭͉̦͕̯̰̤̐͗͊͊̎̉̈́͝͝
Reproductive external boneless limb which is currently blocked from being able to release reproductive fluids VERBOSE MEMES ARE NOT DEAD
cancer crew minus one 1 ft pinus
BLOCKE PENIS!!!!
cancer crew minus one 🅱️lock 🅱️enis
Yo i recently discovered you can actually drink water
Do we have any water drinkers here?
I think you're the only one.....
AdventureBuilder really? Fuck dude, i really thought i had the next big thing here, i had all the merch ready and everything
Great ideas don't always work out
can't relate
Sorry mate, everyone's moved on to drinking bleach
“He just saw a really gay pigeon” 😂
@@yegorgribenuke6853 ok boomer
I CAN'T LIKE,, THERE'S 666 LIKES
Егор Грибенюк okay 🅱️oomer
瑞安卡特里尔 ha jokes on you, I actually am
@@yegorgribenuke6853 holy F U C K you're so edgy and cool
Griffin Voice: “How about a Yahoo?”
Never gets old when something blows up
I WANNA MUNCH
People of culture, all of you
Yes yes yes we love the McElroy bros
yes yes yes
It seems the Roman Catholic crusader looks for these dumb questions on yahoo answers lol
All at the same time these are searching hmmmm
Just another emo Your name is so relatable
I'm pretty sure they make up a lot of these responses because Blocke Penis was posted 19 minutes previous to the screenshot, it was posted by David, and David said the reply. If that makes sense.
He does it when he isn't retaking Jerusalem.
Black Ren [Creepypasta] thank you :)
The reason there are quite a few strange questions in mental health is actually because people with a high level on Yahoo! Answers can change the category of questions. So they put weirdos in the mental health section as they are crazy people who need mental help.
LMAO
Oh
Oh shit, oh damn.
Wait, we can become gods among men just by posting a lot?
@@slendveny7191 Not anymore.
1:43 Sorrow's utter confusion and distress when he says "What the fuck is phlebotomy?!?" is the funniest shit I've ever heard
CManiac123 same
I saw on on r/yahooanswers that was just "I'm so angry I want to punch the * * * * out my parents"
The category was boxing
Well, they're technically not in the wrong place
I can relate to that
ｂｌo ｃｋe ｐe ｎi Ｓ
I love you Jager
ｂｌｏｃｋｐｅｎｉｓ
Guys I think something is wrong with me
I’ve never seen a toucan...
thats ok.
Are you sure?
minecisawesome
You may have seen one, or it could of just been a gay pigeon.
you need some help
I've seen pictures, but I've never actually seen one in person. But in that case, how can I be sure they exist?
Finally. You guys are amazing. Every time I’m waiting for a video I get pain in my Thorax.
Are you a fucking insect? you mong
I hate everything about you
Pain inmahthorax.
This poor man's thorax has been in pain for 2 years
It’s been 5 years since this dude’s thorax has been paining
Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure: Roman Catholic Crusaders
Holy Phantom
Hail Tendancy
Seadust Crusaders
Holy Land is Unbreakable
Yahweh Aureo
perfect.. i was looking for this comment --
keichi they are called the stardust crusaders cause they are saving Holy
Nobody expects the Joestar Inquisition!
Rest in pain, Yahoo answers. You will be missed.
5:40 is the moment you’re looking for
TheDieseased BLOCKE PENIS
🅱LoCkE 🅿EnIs!!!!!!!!
Fuckin aye
BLOCKE PENIS
TheDieseased earape
so sayeth, roman catholic crusader!!
Toaster HA HA!
Literally found this channel last night and i do not regret it you guys are so funny lol
Same
I theoretically found this channel last night and I do regret it.
ameizing_317 wtf i did 2
ameizing_317 was the c x. C. F. G. I
Anyone notice that Roman Catholic Crusader was in multiple times
Glint Eastwood high chance it's one of them who posted it who is talking
One minute ago and they're talking about it?
Lol yup made it less funny
This reminds me of a girl who was claiming in a forum that she had this amazing ability to change the size of her pupils at will, when she stared at herself in the mirror. We tried to explain to her how and why pupils change size, and why focusing hard on something might do that, but she kept insisting that she's doing it on purpose. When people are telling you about something weird they can do (but is not actually harmful or worrisome), more often than not, they just want to feel special and don't actually want to know that everyone else experiences the same.
reminds me of that post where some kid said that "instinctively analyzes physics as he walks" and im like buddy, that depth perception, we all have that
We need more soothouse! They gotta come back!
If they ever do, there will be so many return of the king memes I swear,
Cbt
This comment seems more and more like a milk carton every day
Reminder that soothouse is still out for cigarettes.
Oh, god... The Wilbur drama...
*top ten anime health concerns*
The 2 best moments in this video:
1: *B L O C K E P E N I S*
2:
!Q [Laughing because "q"]
Fact: Q (kyūñ) means "WHY" in Hindi and Urdu
BLOCKE PENIS!!
"NO... HE SAW JUST A REALLY GAY PIGEON" Best Quote October 2017
Lu It’s me. I’m the gay pigeon.
BLOCKE PENIS!!
5:43 damnit this almost made me inhale a mouthfull of water
Was it clean?
BLOCKE PENIS!!
- David
-David
I was eating my cereal and then he said hopstita, cereal everywhere
*top ten anime team-ups*
Top ten anime fusions
"it's blood-taking, like taking blood and like analysing blood"
the study of phlebs
To be fair, that's a pretty accurate description of phlebotomy.
"Feat: SorrowTV" 𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐒
Max Fer BLOCKE PENIS!!!!?!
Max Fer me
What will we do with the drunken whaler
I'm sorry but the funniest part of this video to me will always be sorrow not knowing what phlebotomy is.
What was pekpe rap supposed to mean
Angelina P I honestly have no idea but I want to use that to describe anything and everything from now on
Pargnet.?
Poké rap
PREGANANANT?
PREGANTE
Protectiti
the
hopstita
Doctor Money
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly....
He isn't allowed in anymore.
No cows man
moms spaghetti
Sounds like Latin.
Sorrowthousetv
Earth Fire Water best ship
SootrowTV?
Woah, is that some sort of orgy? Woah.
*_-BLOCKE PENIS-_*
🅱️locke 🅿️enis
Edit: Holy shit I didn’t realize this comment blew up until two years after posting. What’s even funnier is that this is probably the most low effort comment I’ve ever made
🅱locke 🅱enis
🅱️1️⃣🅾️☪️K3️⃣ 🅿️3️⃣♑️ℹ️💲
🅿️locke 🅱️enis
🅿️locke 🅱️e🅿️is
How do you do that b thing? 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️
THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M DYING SERIOUSLY SOMEONE GET ME TO A HOPSTITA!Q
Pepk-raplease helpepk-rap
Pepk-raplease helpepk-rap
Pepk-raplease helpepkrap
Pepk-raplease-helpepk-rap
PEKARAP
2:38 when i first saw that, i thought that said incest instead of incense.
ah yes... the most relaxing thing ever to my knowledge...
*_I N C E S T_*
Y'all pls look at Tumblr ads next
*e p i s o d e - c h o o s e y o u r s t o r y*
E A T T H E C H I L D
ah hh yo I just got one rn
No, they should look at Tumblr in general.
ah hh Omg y es
Here before you guys take over TH-cam
Maxlennon 2
dommTV 3
4
420 69 xd so funny
lol
3:02 That was an actual problem they actually needed to see a doctor when they were 3 years old
TH-cam Pizzer
are you that person
MaxieBoyo no they aren't that's common sense
It sounds like hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos. I have it as well and its noted for stuff like your joints bending the opposite direction and severe pain from dislocations.
Emerald kat hypermobile ehlers-danlos sounds like a wizard name or a spell you cast on someone
@@BeanColored that sounds much cooler (unless you consider constant dislocating joints all over your body cool). And if only there were a magic spell I could say for it to go away.
"A really gay pidgeon"
I have never related to something so much.
"And how would you describe your aesthetic?"
these are the best CC ever serious props to whoever spent hours on it
*mothe* u uploaded
need some suga why my pee pee itch
MONG.
Yes
frend
bitch
sory
I DIED AT THE “MATTER-OF-FACT” VOICE WITH THE HOPSTITA HOSPTIAL BIT
eyefeelers anonymous
+DrPengin
It's supposed to be anonymous, you mongoloid!
+DrPengin
[Insert Darth Vader "Nnnooooooo!" here.]
+DrPengin
Uh, ok, I don't know what recovering from alcholism has to do with eye feeling.
+DrPengin
Yeah, I know what you mean, but it's supposed to be anonymous. It's in the name.
this is fockin scary. i said "one of these things is not like the other" without even realizing he was gonna say it
same lol
Goodbye, Yahoo answers. You'll be missed.
Was eating cereal "no he saw like a really gay pigeon" almost chocked and my keyboard almost broke.
peeing myself
any eye feelers out there 😉😏
Here
Understands I feel other people's eyes.
Understands present
Here lol
I used to touch my eyes and look at the sun on a regular basis, so yes.
4:55. If PVC is anything like bamboo then it probably hurts a lot and you'll break the bamboo. DO NOT TRY WITH A FRIEND'S RACQUETBALL NET POST, your friend will be mad that you broke his Racquetball net. And you'll have a welt the size of a watermelon on your back.
what have you done
1:18 I thought that was his genuine reaction to that reading and not just a comment from the post
3:13
"Extended outwards the wrong way" ...? Was he walking around like Xavier Renegade Angel or what!?
You snost you lost
Coming back to this after hearing yahoo answers is shutting down
precisely
;-;
YES THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER
2:40 hi Yuri
It's all for the atmosphere...
MY WIFE
Daniel v2 best girl
Daniel v2 Best girl
agreed,best DDLC girl
Me: **Being interested about Cards, the Universe and Everything (CUE) from the announce.*
SootHouse at the end of the announce:
" P E E I N G M Y S E L F . "
Fuck this channel is growing exponentially. Cheers lads!
Q!
1:17 its even funnier cause they didnt realise that i hate everything about you is a song by three days grace and it actually makes sense lmfao
How does it make sense
...I fail to see how it actually makes sense.
Thanks for ruining the joke
Lingo yeah it doesn't make sense but mocking someone for their taste in music makes you look like an ass
Lingo Ok, you ass.
I am still trying to work out how that guy walks with his knees "extended outwards the wrong way".. like it can't be what I'm picturing, I don't think the human body is capable, but I don't know what else he could have possibly meant
0:35
what's ninja doing on the health forums?
looking for help on ligma
th-cam.com/video/eVFd46qABi0/w-d-xo.html
th-cam.com/video/eVFd46qABi0/w-d-xo.html
FUCK YES, SORROWTV. *FUCK. YES.*
Don't blow your load.
MORRISMORRISMORRISMORRIS How do I like a comment twice?
6:11
"Tough, *pause* " **the thumbnail for r/hmmm pops up**
At 5:43 , turn the speed to .25. You're welcome.
Lol 🤣
That's the femur breaker.
*_BLLEEEEEKKK PPEENNEEEEEEEEEESSSSS_*
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)
That person with their knee hurt like:
”Small price to pay to go faster.”
1:36 “THE FUCK IS PHLEBOTOMY?!”
The best sentence ever said on the Soothouse channel
I subscribed both of you on the same day, you are doing something no one ever does in the same way
By the way I'm drunk af
Wtf is pekpe-rap suppose to be
We don't know and we're not supposed to ask.
I think it means pregnant
I possibly think they mean pregnant
Pokemon rap
@@amixofpersonalities438 how does one autocorrect "Pregnant" to "Pekpe-rap"
Man watching a Soothouse video is certainly *"healthy"!!* haHa I'm still a genius.
2:39 idk about you, but I feel like that one is a call for help lol
As a child entering adolescence, I used to LOVE Yahoo Answers 😂 It was hilarious.
top 10 questions scientists still cant answer
The american dude would be an amazing voice actor for a cartoon !
Idk why but the voice of the guy on 5:20 reminds me alot of gorillaz,expecially 2D
Dmendes *”I RAN HIM OVER WITH A CAR”* -Murdoc Niccals
Did 2d go on yahoo answers again
I love Sorrow.TV’s 2008 XBox live compression
The Roman Catholic Crusader is the brother of the Nude Knight
the what
2:23 sounds like idubzTV foreigner accent
Martin Anthonyo idubbbz*
Emily that was the joke, people overly correct ian’s channel name
It was in the CC it was an impression :)
Says
Let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes
SorrowTV sound like a drunk Teddie from Persona 4.
5:41
Just saving this for later. You can like, if you want.
That Roman Crusader guy is everywhere.
listen i'll be dead honest this is the only video that has never failed to make me laugh out loud because i was in the fucking hospital and i was like on the verge of death and then my friend came to visit me during visiting hours and played this video to cheer me up i laughed so hard i had to be asked to move to another ward because i was making too much noise
My two favourite smaller channels in one video! I’m peeing myself
Collab between the two gods of TH-cam? I've been 🅱lessed🙏🙏🙏
2:45
I though he said Incest, not Incense
WOOOOOOOOSH
I love you guys so much every single one of your videos has me laughing until my sides hurt you're the best
Info dump for 2:47
All of this is common within ASD and ADHD neurodeviations (albeit for different reasons), along with more stereotypically ‘ND’ like rocking, flapping, leg-bouncing etc. In all likelihood OP is talking about cutting _objects_ rather than self-injury, but SI as a method of self-soothing behaviour is surprisingly common among ND people who are denied access to safer but ‘weird’ forms of sensory regulation (like those mentioned above).
This is why the #stimfreely movement is so important-stigmatising our behaviours doesn’t make the need for them go away, we just turn to more harmful alternatives that are easier to hide.
Sincerely, an Autism™️
Awesome collab
5:41 sounds like Plankton
RIP Yahoo Answers
My favorite Yahoo questions are the troll ones. Some people put something really insane in the header, but normalize it in the description. One said "Is it okay if I watch my dad shower" and the description finished "is it okay if I watch my dad shower me with gifts?" And another one said "What is your favorite race?" The description said something about track/field races and was asking for opinions on favorites. The other one I remember was someone saying that they witnessed a "murder", but in the description, they explained that they saw a murder of crows LOL.
Somebody: says one word
Everybody else: dies of laughter
RIP yahoo answers :(
sorrow talks exactly like john mulaney and i will never get over it
I love this channel
OKAY, SO I MAY SOUND STUPID BUT I ALWAYS KNEW THAT YOU COULD FEEL YOUR EYEBALLS, BUT I NEVER KNEW THAT WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED. ONCE YOU ACTUALLY LOOK ANOTHER WAY, THEY DO STILL MOVE AROUND? I TRIED THIS OUT AFTER HEARING THIS AND IM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW AND I SOUND SO STUPID OH MY GOD.
5:44
Thank you, David, for that eye-opening piece of information.