Everything you make brings me unrestricted amounts of joy. A couple of ideas for you are Batman memes! There's plenty about just Batman. And this one guy keeps asking for Danish memes. If that's too niche, you could try Scandenavian memes. You could do some Shrek memes. Those are classic. And reddit memes are always full of content if you need something easy. You could try frog or llama memes if you wanna branch out. Egypt memes could be cool. Salt memes could be pretty out there. It might be controversial, but you can give politics memes a try. I just wouldn't reccomend American politics. People get pretty competitve about politics here. Like sports. Oh, sports memes could be another good idea! Or AI. Maybe English, or language memes in general. Well, hope I've given you at least one idea. Oh, and you said you were thinking of doing a texts video? I saw good feedback for that idea!
Sorry, just to list them out easier for you. Batman Danish or Scandenavian Shrek Reddit Frog Llama Egypt Salt Politics (not American) Sports AI English Language Texts And one other idea I just came up with! Africa! Have a good day! We all love and care about you! You're awesome!
Art (sketchbook art, digital art, etc) whatever is good I just want more art memes in a meme compilation with a voice I can actually stand and not one of those dumb computer voices which make me wanna rip out my ears. (Also WOOOOO CANADAAAA IM A CANADIANNN WOOOOOOO)
As a Canadian, I find it so funny how people try to imitate the way we say "Eh", because when you try to force the "Eh" it doesn't flow nicely. Tip: don't force it, let the "Eh" come to you. It isn't supposed to go in the middle of a sentence, it's like a question at the end.
It's not his fault. Brits can say things like "water" and pronounce it "wa'a" or "isn't it" and pronounce it "innit" ...It's the booze. They have a country smaller than newfoundland, but with more distinct accents than all of north america combined. Alcohol causes speech impediments. Be gentle with them until they sober up please... recovering from a night of being Legends isn't easy. 🤣
For non Canadians who are confused about bagged milk, here is how we do it: • buy bagged milk • buy plastic milk container (basically an oval juice jug) • set down bagged milk in container • cut the corner of the bag closest to the spout Now you have milk.
As an Australian, I can tell you that we think of New Zealand as our little brother, Canada, as our favourite cousin and the USA as that uncle that no one talks about.
@@ninjaartist1235I dont think so but the former one did shit his pants in a McDonald’s And yes he did do black face but you have to remember those things are only offensive in America so in other countries it means nothing and honestly that’s sad dude that your history with slaves still is getting people cancelled genuinely sad
From an army memoir of a British soldier talking to a Canadian soldier. 'You Canadians are tall, where do find such massive men?' 'We go into the forests, shake the trees and they fall out.' Edit: If anyone is curious, the memoir is 'Adolf Hitler, my part in his downfall' by Spike Milligan.
The thing about the first meme, is that it was a SELF-REPORTED survey. So the real title should be "More American believe they're nice on an airplane than Canadians." or something.
It was also reported in the _New York Times_ so, bias much? That said, Canadians aren't really especially nicer than the Americans I'm pretty sure; Canada has its share of jerks and loudmouth bigots. We've just got about 1/8th the population and overall the world just pays a whole lot less attention to us is all. There are a lot of problems here (housing and food prices, the deplorable treatment of First Nations, and it's not like racism, sexism, and homo/trans phobia doesn't exist here), it's just the USA has some problems that they're having a lot of issues shaking on a systemic level, like gun violence (because guns were put on a pedestal in their constitution), and healthcare (because they've pretty much missed the boat to transition to socialized health care and it's looking less likely that they'll ever manage it). A big part of the problem, I think, can be traced to their awful type of election system. It basically makes it impossible for any nuance or gradual change to occur; you either vote Democrat or Republican and anything else is essentially throwing your vote away. Also, we love to complain about the snow and talk about the cold here way too much.
well the survey was about whether or not you’d be willing to give up your seat on a plane for a stranger, and more americans replied that they think they would, which doesn’t mean that’s what would happen in practice. it’s still clear that more canadians were, deep down, unwilling to give off their seat, but that doesn’t mean that the politeness wouldn’t take over in the heat of the moment
non-canadians will never understand the genuine fear we have towards the geese, those things are vicious, territorial and create an unreasonable amount of poop
We Americans understand, given that your satan chickens like to fly over us on a regular basis. As for the poop, we don't see that as unreasonable. Their combined output is less than what one of our politicians produces in a day.
What? They have sandpaper inner beaks and could barely hurt a fly. I watched my daughter bop a swan on the head for biting her sandal the other day. Swans are more temperamental than the geese
Canadian Evil: Holding the door open for a stranger when they are a little too far away, holding eye contact and beaming a cheery smile ( even a casual head nod if you wanna lil razzle-dazzle) -- and watching them awkwardly hurry so as to not be rude to you and your kind gesture. The little hop skip-jog across the parking lot is a beautiful sight.
"Does a bear crap in the woods?" Is a common sarcastic comeback to a stupid question where the answer is obviously Yes. However I don't know what that has to do with Canada. Did it origonate there?
@@PixelOverloadIt's used a lot in Canada. I can vouch for that. My Dad, Grandpa, and Brother use it often. Though, it's used a little less by younger people these days, from what I've seen.
As a brazilian, I must say it was a surprise to learn that Canada has bagged milk too. It is very common here, and a company even tried creating a 3D animated bad of milk mascot called Barriguinha Mole (Soft Tummy, in a quick translation). Needless to say, that said mascot ended up looking disturbing at best, and it is now popular on the Internet thanks to its weirdness
I am a member of the Canadian Armed Forces, once years ago while I was in the training system, a pair of geese took up residence above one of the doors into our quarters. They built a sad nest with pebbles and branches. It was the side of the building with the parking lot. They would attack multiple troops a day. People couldn’t even go unlock their cars without being chased and hissed at. Our MCpl had to sit us all down after we reported in the morning and remind us that geese don’t have knives. But they bite and they outstretch their wings and beat you. They’re not nice. Anyways, we named them Frank and Martha 😊 Oh, incidentally, at the office I now work at, during the nesting time of year for geese we all get up from our desks and run to the bank of windows and watch the pairs of geese fight over the dandelion patches. Also watch unknowing people walk by too close and then run away in terror. It is truly an equalizer.
13:19 MississAgUa really caught me off guard, had to pause the video and show my friend who lives there. and the cut which means you redid it makes it even better!
Canada memes starter pack: Niceness ✔️ Moose/Goose ✔️ Maple syrup ✔️ Hockey ✔️ Cold ✔️ Edit: War crimes ✔️ Tim Hortons ✔️ Poutine ✔️ Plastic money ✔️ Basic human rights ✔️ Bagged milk (and other liquids) ✔️
12:19 for those who are wondering, that's a siamese hydrant sign, it's like a fire hydrant but on the walls and they are usually hard to spot in winter, so that's why we have these signs around.
@@LeverActionBoiit is said that the Geneva Convention's nickname is "things Canada isn't allowed to do anymore" and when Canada gets dragged into a war they schedule a meeting to update it
So, for all my non-Canadian friends, to use milk bags, you have a pitcher to put the milk in, and then you cut the tip to pour the milk. But the pitchers? Canadians are born with one.
As a canadian, I can say that street names make me laugh sometimes. I live in the only french place in canada but I once saw a street named ChèvreFeuille (it is a tree). Translated (not the name of the tree) it means Goatleaf
We also have a street name in newfoundland I believe called dildo. I am from BC so I have never personally seen it but I am very sure this is a thing and you are welcome to fact check it lol
9:33 if you are confused about the way that bag milk works me as a Canadian I would gladly tell you so the way this works is that we canadiens has like cup that is shaped like the bag but a little bigger so the bag of milk can fit and when it is haft way in the air stop it from continuing and we have to continuously hit it against the table so that the air exists and it is perfectly in and when it is perfectly in the is two corners that are not in the cup and we cut one of the corners so the milk can exists but be careful if you cut it to small the will come out in small amount and take for ever but if you cut it to big the milk will get on the table and it will be like a mini waterfall of milk. Thank for listening. -Canadian
while you are correct, it seems like the way you're saying MAY be a bit.... difficult to understand so let me translate it: We got jugs that are about 1cm bigger in all dimensions than the bag and as a jug, it got an handle in the bag to do lever action. To allow the milk to flow, you use a pair of scissors to cut one of the exposed corners (the one on the opposite side of the handle). Cutting it at the right spot is kind of an art though since otherwise, it will either take like a minute to fill a normal cup (cut too small) or flow so fast it'll likely splash out (cut too big). Now.... we do also have milk in cartons.... but if you have the reusable jug, it's usually better to just get the bags as I BELIEVE expiration dates are slightly better on the bags and you get twice the amount of total milk as you get from a single large carton.
As another Canadian I would like to add that the container we put the milk bags in is called a pitcher and it is better to cut both corners of the bag for increased flow.
@5:14 the robot, Hitchbot IS OK. It’s in a museum in Ottawa (the capital), the one sent to the USA was a copy or second one, as supposedly they were worried it wouldn’t make it 😅
i keep seeing pictures of Canadian snow and being like wow, drama queens, because i’m from alaska where we currently have four feet of snow (it’s march rn) and the moose keep causing car accidents. Then i realize im just as jealous as the texans
fr I live in southern Canada and it is way too hot here, in December it snowed like 3 feet this march it's only snowed 10 cm, gonna move north in a couple years, just enough so it's colder but not too cold (probably northen bc) done with this warm weather, it only got to -27 this winter, like what??? that's too warm??? I didn't even wear need a jacket at all the entire winter.
Depends where you live in Canada, tbh. A huge portion of Canada is completely landlocked with no major bodies of water nearby, so precipitation is relatively low. But close to the great lakes, or along the Atlantic coast, the snow can get pretty crazy. I live in Toronto, and this winter has been a mess because of El Nino, hardly any snow or freezing temps at all. But last winter we got dumped with 3 - 4 ft of snow in one night. They had to close the school down the street because the snow on the roof was so heavy, there was a legitimate concern about the roof caving in. Of course, Toronto is quite warm overall, so the snow rarely sticks around for long. I grew up on the prairies, where we don't get a ton of snow, but it gets so cold that everything is just covered in a thin layer of ice, and the air immediately hurts any exposed skin, and your eyelashes can freeze together. Not trying to one-up you though. Alaska is VERY far north AND mostly surrounded by an ocean with a mountain range trapping moisture right over top, so y'all get the terrifyingly frigid temperatures AND the big time snow. Living there is definitely next level lol. It's beautiful though.
11:50 The little chairs around the pizza "table" are a reference to _The Friendly Giant_ , a kids' show in which they used model furniture to suggest the host was a giant. He would invite the viewers to enter the castle and sit on the furniture.
Apparently, it is because when we switched from the imperial system the the objectively correct system, it was easier to just put the milk in bags rather than make completely new carton sizes
@@SpiralreddPro tip if you do decide to live in Canada make sure you don’t go in a 5km radius of the geese because they will chase you and try to kill you. It has to do with God on April fools day when he made mosquitos and anglerfish so yeah just if you see goose walk away
@@Spiralredd can't speek for all of Canada because of how large it is but I don't think I've heard anyone prech to me about how we should be going to war
@@SquarahKat I really wanna move to Canada. I'm tired of living in fear that some criminal is gonna break into my house or that war is gonna break out in America.
The Moose-Car-Licking one is less funny than it seems. In the winter, we put a mixture of salt and gravel on our roads to help with ice and traction. The salt tends to spray up and get stuck on your car. Mooses, deer, elk, etc were licking the salt off peoples cars and everyone thought it was quite cute and funny, but because people weren't chasing off these animals, some of them started to get used to the sight of vehicles and associate them with a tasty treat. You can guess how that caused a lot more accidents and animal unalivings 😢
Japan only wishes they reached beyond Nappa level, that's why they invented DragonBall, to dream of things they would never responsibly have unless they stopped being so egotistical.
13:18 I live a little to the east of Toronto, and i am dead serious when I tell you there was a random turkey just wandering the streets of my neighbourhood and no one did anything 😂
5:48 noname beer is actually the best. Its cheaper than all the other ones too. Granted only like a dollar or two cheaper, but still. Cheaper and better than anything else.
For me, the bagged milk isn't odd at all. We had that in school here in Sweden when I was young. Heck, they were around when I was in 12th grade (2012). It was like this "machine" with a.... tap? That you pressed the glass against. Pretty sure a lot of juice machines in hotels are similar in function, just minus the bag.
I feel like the US is reacting how I was reacting the first time I saw powdered milk 😅🤣 To my child brain it didn't make sense how a liquid could become a powder (I felt to dumb in chemistry class a few years later)
@@SquarahKat And without so much deadly wildlife - we just have cougars, grizzleys, black bears, polar bears, wolverines and brown recluse spiders. Australia is much more dangerous 😉
As a Canadian, I agree. Till you hit the far north. Then its literally the same as Australia, except instead of it being hot and everything's trying to kill you. Its cold and everything is trying to kill you .
15:45 Fun fact: "Project Habakkuk or Habbakuk (spelling varies) was a plan by the British during the Second World War to construct an aircraft carrier out of pykrete, a mixture of wood pulp and ice, for use against German U-boats in the mid-Atlantic, which were beyond the flight range of land-based planes at that time." "After promising scale tests and the creation of a prototype on Patricia Lake, Jasper National Park, in Alberta, Canada, the project was shelved due to rising costs, added requirements, and the availability of longer-range aircraft and escort carriers which closed the Mid-Atlantic gap that the project was intended to address."
To all the Americans this is how milk works in Canada: In the big bag there are other bags in it with the milk then you put the smaller bags of milk in this weird container and cut the corner of and then you can pour milk :)
12:19 I searched google for the image, from Reddit: this symbol is a siamese (double) terminal for a fire hydrant, usually on the wall of a building. It mimics what the siamese terminal looks from above.
0:41 That is a Vancouver Translink bus and since I see them all the time, I know that the 'sorry' is not for the accident but because the bus is 'not in service'
0:17 at my school there’s a designated drawing stall, it’s mostly filled with smiley faces, cute cats/dogs, and the occasional fnaf or other niche fandom reference, but one day someone drew a very suggestive drawing of a catgirl in revealing clothes, WITHIN A FEW HOURS she had pants, a turtle neck, and normal sized “things”, and someone wrote: nu uh, we respect women in this stallhold
Subscribe for more! drop some ideas, how have you been enjoying the ideas as of late? Im trying alot of new stuff
Everything you make brings me unrestricted amounts of joy.
A couple of ideas for you are Batman memes! There's plenty about just Batman. And this one guy keeps asking for Danish memes. If that's too niche, you could try Scandenavian memes. You could do some Shrek memes. Those are classic. And reddit memes are always full of content if you need something easy. You could try frog or llama memes if you wanna branch out. Egypt memes could be cool. Salt memes could be pretty out there. It might be controversial, but you can give politics memes a try. I just wouldn't reccomend American politics. People get pretty competitve about politics here. Like sports. Oh, sports memes could be another good idea! Or AI. Maybe English, or language memes in general. Well, hope I've given you at least one idea. Oh, and you said you were thinking of doing a texts video? I saw good feedback for that idea!
Sorry, just to list them out easier for you.
Batman
Danish or Scandenavian
Shrek
Reddit
Frog
Llama
Egypt
Salt
Politics (not American)
Sports
AI
English
Language
Texts
And one other idea I just came up with! Africa!
Have a good day! We all love and care about you! You're awesome!
Art (sketchbook art, digital art, etc) whatever is good I just want more art memes in a meme compilation with a voice I can actually stand and not one of those dumb computer voices which make me wanna rip out my ears. (Also WOOOOO CANADAAAA IM A CANADIANNN WOOOOOOO)
can u do New Zealand next
Vaazkl memes
As a Canadian, I find it so funny how people try to imitate the way we say "Eh", because when you try to force the "Eh" it doesn't flow nicely. Tip: don't force it, let the "Eh" come to you. It isn't supposed to go in the middle of a sentence, it's like a question at the end.
I couldn't stop laughing at the way he pronounced it
The h throws them off. It’s not really silent, but it is implied.
it’s pronounced like the letter a. not eH. it is off putting when you emphasize the h. take note south canadians
I think I very rarely say "eh", it's usually more of a "hey?"
I’m American but I’ve done it like this before…probably because I live in Alaska lol
As a Canadian I am ever so slightly disappointed that he mispronounced "eh"
It's not his fault.
Brits can say things like "water" and pronounce it "wa'a" or "isn't it" and pronounce it "innit" ...It's the booze.
They have a country smaller than newfoundland, but with more distinct accents than all of north america combined. Alcohol causes speech impediments.
Be gentle with them until they sober up please... recovering from a night of being Legends isn't easy. 🤣
Soary eh?
As someone from the Upper Midwest, me too.
same bro same
slightly offended eh?
For non Canadians who are confused about bagged milk, here is how we do it:
• buy bagged milk
• buy plastic milk container (basically an oval juice jug)
• set down bagged milk in container
• cut the corner of the bag closest to the spout
Now you have milk.
this is how i grew up. will never use boxes.
@@HyperSource same
@@HyperSource YESSS I LOVE YOU FELLOW CANADIAN!!! DITTO!!!!
Also, you can cut a TINY hole on the other side at the top, less sloshing as you pour!
@@HyperSource Way too relatable
As an Australian, I can tell you that we think of New Zealand as our little brother, Canada, as our favourite cousin and the USA as that uncle that no one talks about.
The US is the drunk uncle, that everyone gossips about
Did New Zealand's prime minister do blackface, too?
Britain is the gay best friend that tags along to steal the tupperware
@@ninjaartist1235I dont think so but the former one did shit his pants in a McDonald’s
And yes he did do black face but you have to remember those things are only offensive in America so in other countries it means nothing and honestly that’s sad dude that your history with slaves still is getting people cancelled genuinely sad
@@Canadian_snowman It was the aussie PM that shat his pants in a mc' donalds
2:39 You don't need to train the geese. They are bloodthirsty. They will attack unprovoked. Fear the geese.
You need to train the geese to stop attacking.
They are very ruthless and will attack anyone on sight, thus making them the perfect candidate for breaking and entering
We can't @@christopherg2347
If canada was like america, they'd be flying these into battle.
100%! God forbid you get anywhere near their nest! Which might just be in your doorway!
I thank you for doing a video of memes to Canada. As a Canadian, I am really appreciative. Have a nice day.
Fun fact
Bagged milk is only sold in certain provinces,meaning even Canadians find it strange
I can confirm that as a Canadian who has never seen bagged milk before
@@Wingedjayditto as a British Columbian, you? I’ve heard a notjustbikes video talked abt buying milk in bags in Ontario. [31m ago)
As a Canadian, the only milk I get that is not bagged is lactose free and chocolate milk.
I’m from NL Canada and we have so much bagged milk and everyone I’ve met outside the province thinks it’s weird as hell
Its sold in Quebec (where I'm from) and like half the poppulation buy it in brick, and the other half in bag... So both are just normal
From an army memoir of a British soldier talking to a Canadian soldier.
'You Canadians are tall, where do find such massive men?'
'We go into the forests, shake the trees and they fall out.'
Edit: If anyone is curious, the memoir is 'Adolf Hitler, my part in his downfall' by Spike Milligan.
im an american and even i know that this is true
Alaska being “Canada a bit to the left” got me! 🤣
the bear pooping was for the saying "does a bear shit in the woods?"
exactly
The thing about the first meme, is that it was a SELF-REPORTED survey.
So the real title should be "More American believe they're nice on an airplane than Canadians." or something.
"Canadian travellers too polite to point out how more polite they are".
It was also reported in the _New York Times_ so, bias much?
That said, Canadians aren't really especially nicer than the Americans I'm pretty sure; Canada has its share of jerks and loudmouth bigots. We've just got about 1/8th the population and overall the world just pays a whole lot less attention to us is all. There are a lot of problems here (housing and food prices, the deplorable treatment of First Nations, and it's not like racism, sexism, and homo/trans phobia doesn't exist here), it's just the USA has some problems that they're having a lot of issues shaking on a systemic level, like gun violence (because guns were put on a pedestal in their constitution), and healthcare (because they've pretty much missed the boat to transition to socialized health care and it's looking less likely that they'll ever manage it). A big part of the problem, I think, can be traced to their awful type of election system. It basically makes it impossible for any nuance or gradual change to occur; you either vote Democrat or Republican and anything else is essentially throwing your vote away.
Also, we love to complain about the snow and talk about the cold here way too much.
As a canadian myself sorry American think they r nicer then my fellow Canadians 😂
well the survey was about whether or not you’d be willing to give up your seat on a plane for a stranger, and more americans replied that they think they would, which doesn’t mean that’s what would happen in practice. it’s still clear that more canadians were, deep down, unwilling to give off their seat, but that doesn’t mean that the politeness wouldn’t take over in the heat of the moment
You forgot about the Canadian ritual reason. We are so nice is because we do a special ritual to ascend all of our anger into our geese.
Last year the geese chased everyone away so Justin Bieber came back for more anger…
I do it every nigth
non-canadians will never understand the genuine fear we have towards the geese, those things are vicious, territorial and create an unreasonable amount of poop
We Americans understand, given that your satan chickens like to fly over us on a regular basis. As for the poop, we don't see that as unreasonable. Their combined output is less than what one of our politicians produces in a day.
I'm pretty sure New Jerseyans are just as afraid as their website has a pdf about canadian geese in the us
FEAR THE GEESE
I'm terrified of geese
What? They have sandpaper inner beaks and could barely hurt a fly. I watched my daughter bop a swan on the head for biting her sandal the other day. Swans are more temperamental than the geese
"People with knife shoes fighting over the last oreo"
As a hockey player of 10 years I can confirm this is what we are doing
damn you’re a hockey player? for how long
@@disco.ball0 He just said it, 10 years.
@@guy-0ffic1al * cough cough that’s the point cough cough* lol
@@disco.ball0 My 10th season ended a couple weeks ago
@@Upthetown57 i’m very smart so i can’t tell whether that’s good or not but i think it’s good so congrats :)
( and if it’s not, that sucks ):)
As a canadian ,I've never seen a video about canada this long,it's beautiful
Canadian Evil: Holding the door open for a stranger when they are a little too far away, holding eye contact and beaming a cheery smile ( even a casual head nod if you wanna lil razzle-dazzle) -- and watching them awkwardly hurry so as to not be rude to you and your kind gesture.
The little hop skip-jog across the parking lot is a beautiful sight.
@K.C-2049 Frankly, It's not up to us whether or not the moose or bear comes in, but we sure as heck can stop the satan birds
I intentionally do this all the time
Ok not gonna lie........ I've down this and just snickering on the inside and outside I'm smiling cheerily
This is the most evil shit we do
As a Canadian, I can confirm that these are memes about Canadians
Same here :3
As a canadian from québec, I can confirm these memes make me feel closer to canada than ever before
I fourth that
as a Canadian I can agree
As another Canadian, I thoroughly agree
0:23 Love how our government actually invests in stuff we like
is there a warm Canada?
@EliteEligaming vancouver. basically the california of canada, including weather, homeless, and our equivalent of hollywood.
"Does a bear crap in the woods?" Is a common sarcastic comeback to a stupid question where the answer is obviously Yes. However I don't know what that has to do with Canada. Did it origonate there?
it wouldnt surprise me if it did, we do have a ton of bears and woods
@drbree82 Given the images of Pope John-Paul II walking among trees, it is more probable than bears being Catholic.
@drbree82 like,does the pope shit in the woods?
Pretty sure it's more common in Canada and its bordering states than it is further south at least 🤷
@@PixelOverloadIt's used a lot in Canada. I can vouch for that. My Dad, Grandpa, and Brother use it often. Though, it's used a little less by younger people these days, from what I've seen.
As a brazilian, I must say it was a surprise to learn that Canada has bagged milk too.
It is very common here, and a company even tried creating a 3D animated bad of milk mascot called Barriguinha Mole (Soft Tummy, in a quick translation). Needless to say, that said mascot ended up looking disturbing at best, and it is now popular on the Internet thanks to its weirdness
That is so cool.
@@SquarahKatthere's also bagged milk in Russia fytk
The Americans are complaining how we have bagged milk when they have BOXED WATER
@@Happythedemoninhell wait, WHAT?
@@Happythedemoninhellas an American, I am shooketh at this revelation
As a Canadian, I once saw a grafitti on an abandonned building saying: “ We sell gun”.
Must have been my cousin
I once saw guns at a garage sale. Very rural of course.
I am a member of the Canadian Armed Forces, once years ago while I was in the training system, a pair of geese took up residence above one of the doors into our quarters. They built a sad nest with pebbles and branches. It was the side of the building with the parking lot. They would attack multiple troops a day. People couldn’t even go unlock their cars without being chased and hissed at. Our MCpl had to sit us all down after we reported in the morning and remind us that geese don’t have knives. But they bite and they outstretch their wings and beat you. They’re not nice. Anyways, we named them Frank and Martha 😊
Oh, incidentally, at the office I now work at, during the nesting time of year for geese we all get up from our desks and run to the bank of windows and watch the pairs of geese fight over the dandelion patches. Also watch unknowing people walk by too close and then run away in terror. It is truly an equalizer.
"Anyways, we named them Frank and Martha," That is my favorite part of this whole story 😂
Frank, nice. I would've called him Major Burns, like the character from MASH. Missed the opportunity to call the other one Margaret.
13:19 MississAgUa really caught me off guard, had to pause the video and show my friend who lives there. and the cut which means you redid it makes it even better!
As someone in Mississauga i was also shocked 😂
I live near Mississauga so same
As a canadian, i can confirm all of this, and also bagged milk is only in certain provinces, so some canadians find it weird too.
Canada memes starter pack:
Niceness ✔️
Moose/Goose ✔️
Maple syrup ✔️
Hockey ✔️
Cold ✔️
Edit:
War crimes ✔️
Tim Hortons ✔️
Poutine ✔️
Plastic money ✔️
Basic human rights ✔️
Bagged milk (and other liquids) ✔️
Don’t forget about war crimes
Tim Hortons ✔️
@@Look_up_thereas a Canadian there are 13 tim hortons in my town alone
@@rorysvillage5769Timbits for life 💪
Poutine
Our plastic money
Basic human rights (marriage, healthcare, etc.)
As a Canadian, I can relate to all of these
Same
Canadian Gang
fr
Can I join, guys ? Cause...I'm Canadian too.
Same
Fun fact about 10:47
I live near where that prison is. It's no longer operational, they do tours at that prison now.
12:19 for those who are wondering, that's a siamese hydrant sign, it's like a fire hydrant but on the walls and they are usually hard to spot in winter, so that's why we have these signs around.
1:10 the Canadians during the Christmas truce in WW1.
"Geneva Suggestions, eh."
why did i “truce” like “trounce”
Canadians only have 2 settings, "Overly Apologetic", and "War Crimes".
@@LeverActionBoiit is said that the Geneva Convention's nickname is "things Canada isn't allowed to do anymore" and when Canada gets dragged into a war they schedule a meeting to update it
They also had bombs with the words: A Present From Canada
So, for all my non-Canadian friends, to use milk bags, you have a pitcher to put the milk in, and then you cut the tip to pour the milk. But the pitchers? Canadians are born with one.
Please, please do more Canada memes. As a Canadian, I am so entertained.
Helllllll ya!
Thank you for doing memes about my country I'm a Canadian and I thank you for this as I love being a Canadian
13:14 I laughed way too hard at “Miss-iss-sogg-you-a”
Honestly the am i on the road game is the most accurate thing in this video. And same with the goose memes. Those things are insane
One time I lost that game, it was not fun
As a canadian, I can say that street names make me laugh sometimes. I live in the only french place in canada but I once saw a street named ChèvreFeuille (it is a tree). Translated (not the name of the tree) it means Goatleaf
I googled it there is a character in a tv show named goatleaf
We also have a street name in newfoundland I believe called dildo. I am from BC so I have never personally seen it but I am very sure this is a thing and you are welcome to fact check it lol
I’m from Quebec as well and I swear the street names are so messed up sometimes 😭
There is a road that just uses my city name.
3:45 I would like to say, we don’t send out moose, we send out war geese, much more deadly
9:33 if you are confused about the way that bag milk works me as a Canadian I would gladly tell you so the way this works is that we canadiens has like cup that is shaped like the bag but a little bigger so the bag of milk can fit and when it is haft way in the air stop it from continuing and we have to continuously hit it against the table so that the air exists and it is perfectly in and when it is perfectly in the is two corners that are not in the cup and we cut one of the corners so the milk can exists but be careful if you cut it to small the will come out in small amount and take for ever but if you cut it to big the milk will get on the table and it will be like a mini waterfall of milk.
Thank for listening.
-Canadian
while you are correct, it seems like the way you're saying MAY be a bit.... difficult to understand so let me translate it:
We got jugs that are about 1cm bigger in all dimensions than the bag and as a jug, it got an handle in the bag to do lever action. To allow the milk to flow, you use a pair of scissors to cut one of the exposed corners (the one on the opposite side of the handle). Cutting it at the right spot is kind of an art though since otherwise, it will either take like a minute to fill a normal cup (cut too small) or flow so fast it'll likely splash out (cut too big).
Now.... we do also have milk in cartons.... but if you have the reusable jug, it's usually better to just get the bags as I BELIEVE expiration dates are slightly better on the bags and you get twice the amount of total milk as you get from a single large carton.
As another Canadian I would like to add that the container we put the milk bags in is called a pitcher and it is better to cut both corners of the bag for increased flow.
@@lanteanboywhat is a cm 🇺🇸🦅
@@HarlemAnatidae something part of a superior measurement system employed by all but 3 countries
I’m Canadian. In the bag are smaller bags with the milk and you put it in a holder and cut 1 top corner and you can pour it
@5:14 the robot, Hitchbot IS OK. It’s in a museum in Ottawa (the capital), the one sent to the USA was a copy or second one, as supposedly they were worried it wouldn’t make it 😅
Makes sense humans cant even hitchhike in canada
“Missehsaugueah” 😭😭😭
I am once again asking vaazkl for Greek mythology memes.
That would be sick 👍
Considering what's been happening there, most of it would be NSFW
omg yes
I second that that would be awesome
@@krzysiekbudzisz4572 even better /j
canada is like a fever dream you have as a kid
And I would love to live there
@@Spiralreddsame tbh
@@beomcub nah bc I live in Canada and downtown is like a whole campsite 💀
Canadas fun to live in apart from all the snow
14:56 as a Canadian I can agree I’m afraid of geese… IVE BEEN ATTACKED BY ONE 😅
So are ptsd flashbacks in Canada just geese attacking you
i keep seeing pictures of Canadian snow and being like wow, drama queens, because i’m from alaska where we currently have four feet of snow (it’s march rn) and the moose keep causing car accidents. Then i realize im just as jealous as the texans
fr I live in southern Canada and it is way too hot here, in December it snowed like 3 feet this march it's only snowed 10 cm, gonna move north in a couple years, just enough so it's colder but not too cold (probably northen bc) done with this warm weather, it only got to -27 this winter, like what??? that's too warm??? I didn't even wear need a jacket at all the entire winter.
@@SuspiciouslyCatShapedPotato fr our coldest this year was only like -46 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
It's been in the 70F's to 80F all month. Please send help. I am melting.
- A Texan
Depends where you live in Canada, tbh. A huge portion of Canada is completely landlocked with no major bodies of water nearby, so precipitation is relatively low. But close to the great lakes, or along the Atlantic coast, the snow can get pretty crazy. I live in Toronto, and this winter has been a mess because of El Nino, hardly any snow or freezing temps at all. But last winter we got dumped with 3 - 4 ft of snow in one night. They had to close the school down the street because the snow on the roof was so heavy, there was a legitimate concern about the roof caving in. Of course, Toronto is quite warm overall, so the snow rarely sticks around for long. I grew up on the prairies, where we don't get a ton of snow, but it gets so cold that everything is just covered in a thin layer of ice, and the air immediately hurts any exposed skin, and your eyelashes can freeze together.
Not trying to one-up you though. Alaska is VERY far north AND mostly surrounded by an ocean with a mountain range trapping moisture right over top, so y'all get the terrifyingly frigid temperatures AND the big time snow. Living there is definitely next level lol. It's beautiful though.
lol from west coast bc, we have no snow haha
Keep showing more Canada memes I like laughing at my home
As a Canadian I’m highly scared from how relatable this is 😭
11:50 The little chairs around the pizza "table" are a reference to _The Friendly Giant_ , a kids' show in which they used model furniture to suggest the host was a giant. He would invite the viewers to enter the castle and sit on the furniture.
12:43 This one is WAY too true.
The reason why us Canadians are so nice is because annually we do a ritual to put all our evil into the geese
as a canadian, bagged milk is cheaper than boxed milk
We have it in the States, too. Why is this so weird to people?
Because its uncommon, simple. Lol, would love to try some though@katie7748
@@NamedKid10it doesn’t taste different, it’s just milky sold in a bag😅, also saves more paper?
6:12 As I'm from alberta, people keep asking me why canadians use bagged milk but I don't even know
HAHAH SAME
Apparently, it is because when we switched from the imperial system the the objectively correct system, it was easier to just put the milk in bags rather than make completely new carton sizes
just moved to ontario (4 Days driving) had to get used to bagged milk.
4:44 they should’ve done the song Stiches. It was made by a Canadian!
All hail the rubber ducky
ALL HAIL THE RUBBER DUCKY
1:40
OK WHO LET IT SLIP THE AMERICANS ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW.
WE MUST CALL ATTENTION AWAY FROM IT, BRING IN THE GEESE RIDING THE MOOSE
13:15 I laughed when you pronounced it "Mississagiua"
5:25 Meanwhile, Australia and the UK both also have water-proof banknotes. (PRO TIP: in a pinch, they can double as record players.)
Australia invented them.
Canada imports the paper from Australia.
As a canadian , i have only had bagged milk in my life and its totally normal.
Is Canada a peaceful place
@@Spiralredd yes, it is🟥🍁🟥
@@RealTheScienceCat i wish I could live there. I love pacifist countries.
@@Spiralredd yes.
@@SpiralreddPro tip if you do decide to live in Canada make sure you don’t go in a 5km radius of the geese because they will chase you and try to kill you. It has to do with God on April fools day when he made mosquitos and anglerfish so yeah just if you see goose walk away
13:15 The way he pronounced Mississauga 🥲
My mom has a shirt that says “Canada!
EH”
Is Canada really as pacifist as people say it is
@@Spiralredd can't speek for all of Canada because of how large it is but I don't think I've heard anyone prech to me about how we should be going to war
@@SquarahKat I really wanna move to Canada. I'm tired of living in fear that some criminal is gonna break into my house or that war is gonna break out in America.
@@Spiralredd Canada is very nice, just know we do have flaws and I'd 100% recommend researching that before moving
@@SquarahKat I've seen the flaws America has. It can't be much worse
I am Canadian and that guy is pouring our fancy bagged milk wrong ( 6:09 ), you have to hold the top edge when pouring.
Exactly!
Just wait until they Learn about bagged juice
To be honest, I think that it's actually illegal in this city (Ottawa) to pour bagged milk that way.
The Moose-Car-Licking one is less funny than it seems. In the winter, we put a mixture of salt and gravel on our roads to help with ice and traction. The salt tends to spray up and get stuck on your car. Mooses, deer, elk, etc were licking the salt off peoples cars and everyone thought it was quite cute and funny, but because people weren't chasing off these animals, some of them started to get used to the sight of vehicles and associate them with a tasty treat. You can guess how that caused a lot more accidents and animal unalivings 😢
Canadians, Americans, Mexicans are Frieza, Namekians, Saiyans. RIP Akira Toriyama.
*Canadians not set to "overly apologetic" are Frieza. (Canadians set to "overly apologetic" are not Frieza)
what the frick does the comment above me mean
Canada is Trunks you infant
Vegeta is the UK and US is Goku, anything else is laughable
Japan only wishes they reached beyond Nappa level, that's why they invented DragonBall, to dream of things they would never responsibly have unless they stopped being so egotistical.
4:06 Nova Scotia pronounced “Sco-sha”. Also we have bagged milk from Ontario all the way to the east coast. Not just Ontario and Québec.
Can confirm
West of Ontario used to have it too. I live in Saskatchewan. It's no longer being sold here. They stopped selling it in the 90s.
13:18 I live a little to the east of Toronto, and i am dead serious when I tell you there was a random turkey just wandering the streets of my neighbourhood and no one did anything 😂
IVE BEEN ASKING FOR SO LONG THANK YOU
5:48 noname beer is actually the best. Its cheaper than all the other ones too. Granted only like a dollar or two cheaper, but still.
Cheaper and better than anything else.
The “eh!”😂😂 3:59
As a Canadian I can confirm every meme is true
BRO WTH I WAS MAKING A PRESENTATION ABOUT CANADA AND USED THE THUMBNAIL MEME
AS A CANADIAN MYSELF, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THESE MEMES ARE VERY ACCURATE
As a Canadian I have never had bagged milk. But i relate to everyone one of these
7:40 it's because we have to calm those hellspawn 10 months a year that we are so trained in polite behaviours.
13:17 "MiSsisAGYua nEighBorHoOd" got me dying XDD
For me, the bagged milk isn't odd at all. We had that in school here in Sweden when I was young. Heck, they were around when I was in 12th grade (2012).
It was like this "machine" with a.... tap? That you pressed the glass against.
Pretty sure a lot of juice machines in hotels are similar in function, just minus the bag.
Yep. We have bagged milk in the US, too. Not the most common way to purchase it, but it does exist.
I feel like the US is reacting how I was reacting the first time I saw powdered milk 😅🤣
To my child brain it didn't make sense how a liquid could become a powder (I felt to dumb in chemistry class a few years later)
Canada is just Australia on easy mode. Nobody can convince me otherwise.
Canada is Australia but just deadly cold
@@SquarahKat And without so much deadly wildlife - we just have cougars, grizzleys, black bears, polar bears, wolverines and brown recluse spiders. Australia is much more dangerous 😉
Canada is the Queen’s favourite grandson.
Canada = Australia on cold mode
As a Canadian, I agree. Till you hit the far north. Then its literally the same as Australia, except instead of it being hot and everything's trying to kill you. Its cold and everything is trying to kill you .
As a Canadian you will find forks, spoons and knives with hockey sticks at the end of them.
MY MILK IS MY OWN PROBLEM. 🇨🇦
🤨
10:26 i was here the other day and i see this sign every time i go. its cool to see it in a VaazkL vid.
The way he pronounced Mississauga made me laugh
15:45 Fun fact: "Project Habakkuk or Habbakuk (spelling varies) was a plan by the British during the Second World War to construct an aircraft carrier out of pykrete, a mixture of wood pulp and ice, for use against German U-boats in the mid-Atlantic, which were beyond the flight range of land-based planes at that time."
"After promising scale tests and the creation of a prototype on Patricia Lake, Jasper National Park, in Alberta, Canada, the project was shelved due to rising costs, added requirements, and the availability of longer-range aircraft and escort carriers which closed the Mid-Atlantic gap that the project was intended to address."
Seems like a war profiteering scam.
OMG, I haven’t laughed so much or so hard in a very long time!!! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!!
To all the Americans this is how milk works in Canada:
In the big bag there are other bags in it with the milk then you put the smaller bags of milk in this weird container and cut the corner of and then you can pour milk :)
12:19 I searched google for the image, from Reddit: this symbol is a siamese (double) terminal for a fire hydrant, usually on the wall of a building. It mimics what the siamese terminal looks from above.
Thanks. I've been trying to figure out what it was for years.
3:01 HETALIA🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
FRR I HAD A HEART ATTACK WHEN 2015 FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES
@@daleri REAL (I was barely conscious back then but i still managed to find hetalia content😭)
Mr. President, a second mispronunciation of Mississauga has hit Scarborough
0:41 That is a Vancouver Translink bus and since I see them all the time, I know that the 'sorry' is not for the accident but because the bus is 'not in service'
yes korect
8:45 I can confirm, all it did my break was rain and snow
As a canadian, i cried seeing other peoples reactions and assumptions to this.😂😂❤
wait, Canada is a real country?
Edit: it is an obvious joke?!?!?!
Don’t worry, it’s just a story… I hope
countries are a thing in this world?
What is the difference between harry potter and a Jew? Harry potter left the chamber
As someone who lives in Canada I can confirm you’re schizophrenic
don’t be fooled…
5:59 Of course I'm an expert
I can back that up, I am on my 82nd life. Canada is fun
13:06 yup, in this place called Saskatchewan (good luck saying it) this is my life
13:22 Canada recently surpassed 40 million, so, no. We big boy country now.
3:09 I AM A WIZARD! Dumbledor said calmly
As a Canadian I finally got the video I’ve been waiting for!
13:17 'Missisagua' 😭
Fr what the f was that pronunciation as a Canadian I’m slightly offended
As someone who lives there I am slightly disappointed annoyed and confused
Next he’s saying MississaUSA
@@Kat_KrazyI live there too 😁
0:17 at my school there’s a designated drawing stall, it’s mostly filled with smiley faces, cute cats/dogs, and the occasional fnaf or other niche fandom reference, but one day someone drew a very suggestive drawing of a catgirl in revealing clothes, WITHIN A FEW HOURS she had pants, a turtle neck, and normal sized “things”, and someone wrote: nu uh, we respect women in this stallhold
So women cant wear revealing clothes, so much for respecting women.
7:28 omg those grehy lines are uhh awesome
excuse me?
"missisau-GWU-ah"??
WHAT🙂 13:16
2:45 - As a Canadian I can prove this is true.
The way he pronounced Mississauga💀💀😭😭🇨🇦🇨🇦