Fun fact, the Ultrakill discord actually had a Size 2 Fish channel for a while, and this video perfectly mimics that chat's descent into utter madness. We have to see, we have to know.
Size 1 describes a fish's default size. What I mean is if a fish where ever a different size from its breatheren, its own default size would have had to changed, meaning its a size 1 fish.
Despite the facade of a calm fishing minigame stage, the Size 2 phenomenon has rendered this area more befitting of being the _Wrath layer's_ secret level more than any rage platformer or anything ever could.
It also fits perfectly alongside with the release of P-2, where we literally have to fight the man who is an embodiment of the struggle against a goal that he knows is forever unreachable
@@verysadboi8517 Oh, my God. The Leviathan, a gigantic amalgam of sinners in the shape of a horrific sea monster; what a *perfect* *diversion.* Of course the size 2 fish would be the very literal over-sized beast from the depths, right? WE THOUGHT WRONG. ALL THIS TIME. WE WERE WRONG, AND IT HAD BEEN STARING US IN THE FACE ALL THIS TIME. WHERE IS IT WE FIND SISYPHUS? WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT INFAMOUS STAGE? *P* *DASH* *2* IT'S BEEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF US THIS WHOLE TIME... SISYPHUS LAUGHED, NOT BECAUSE HE ENJOYED THE FUTILE STRUGGLE, EVEN IN THE THROES OF DEATH - HE LAUGHED AT US, FOR OUR FOLLY. BECAUSE WE, IN OUR HASTE TO END *OUR* STRUGGLING, DID NOT KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. SISYPHUS WAS THE SIZE 2 FISH. THE SIZE 2 FISH IS DEAD AND *WE* KILLED HIM.
After months of trying again and again... V1 casts his rod once more... PITR SIZE: 3 "Nyyyuuuhhh!" V1 exclaims as he tosses the fish. V1 screams to the sky. "I NEED SIZE 2!"
it really taps into humanity's collective anxiety about the ocean and the unknown and our desire to get beeg fishe. I waited for night to see if I could find the big dipper in the stars, I couldn't
I once caught a size 1.5 fish. I was really confused, and I think the game was too because it immediately inverted the color palette. It was labled the "God Cube" and it was a literal cube with an arrow engraving on the side. I dropped it and the colors returned to normal. Clearly a reference to Manifold Garden.
literally could have just looked at my comments and realize "oh, it's all STEAMID locked. It just changes 1 to 2 if you have one of 2 STEAMIDs" one of like the first things I did when the update dropped was just finding that out through game files
I was one of the few who were on the hunt day one, but I decided the direct approach of code mining Instead I found an unused holy lake and turns out size 2 is just a script that reads your steam Id to multiply fish size by 2 Shame
Misinformation, the size 2 fish is in the game's files. It's just a very, very low chance. Hakita and PITR are hardcoded to the leaderboard but that's because the chance is so low they didn't want to bother catching it legit.
At 7:50 we can see a strange ghastly shadow. . The shadow of a fish perhaps, or maybe it was a visual bug? Maybe it was just KITR bugging out and floating randomly, maybe it was nothing at all. . Or maybe. . Maybe it's a living.
This is probably what hell is. A downward spiral into insanity, searching for something that does not exist, but simultaneously does until proven contrary.
the size two fish is everywhere, i am going into surgery for brain damage. THEY THINK I’M CRAZY BUT IT’S REAL IT’S REAL I KNOW IT’S REAL, THEY WONT INTERFERE WITH MY HUNT
when it released i had dreams of size 2... unironically i did, i dreamed of fish and rod, i dreamed of big ocean and a huge fish... size 2 had consummed me...
Maybe we can make a machine, a machine so powerful it could get revenge on hakita and get the size 2 fish, it could be fueled with *blood* as it's a common resource and represents our *perfect hatred* and we could call this machine- Remaining text irrelevant
The size 2 fish is only able to be caught in P-3 outside the map in the river. Since you guys know already that P-3 is just a boss rush with a new boss at the end similar to the Pantheon Of Hallownest AND you know that the boss isn’t a prime soul, I'll make sense of it by saying that the Size 2 Fish is instead the prime soul of the level. To trigger the prime soul bossfight, you have to use the new boss's heart as bait for the fishing rod found under the bridge near the start at the river of blood.
V1 casted his rod one more time and another one another one and then again and again... he threw the PITR fish on the ground out of pure madness and stomped him until only a dust was left he watched the leaderboard once again before casting his rod to the ocean catching a shark another shark and another shark....and then another shark V1 have given up and jumped into the ocean hoping it would break his circuit and end the madness knowing he will never be able to get the size 2 fish
How to get size 2 fish: Step 1: build a particle accelerator Step 2: find 2 fish (size 1) Step 3: put fisj in particle accelerator Step 4: ram the 2 fish against each other at the speed of light Step 5: you now have size 2 fimsh
fun fact, when playing with no wifi and looking at the fish size leaderboard, the only person there is PITR, hakita is not on there, so hakita prob messed in unity to only show up when theres wifi
Tbh size 2 is like the same energy of truth of scp 001. And I knew that size 2 is unobtainable unless u hack lol. And it might be a developer using this psychological Warfare.
they made the size 2 fish catchable,although i imagine of a person getting shocked as the first person to find the size 2 fish cuz its the rarest thing ever,it would be in the ocean too so u need baits like a maurice
Here's a take: The number isn't a gauge of its physical, size. It's how *many* sizes it has. Size 1 means one size. The reason Hakita and PITR have size 2 is because they... come in 2 different... sizes???
people i was looking to the 14d patch notes and just noticed that the last point is "Fixed a bug that caused Size 2 fish to be uncatchable". Can this mean...?
Что делать если у меня на таблице лидеров написан только один рекорд в рыбу 1размера и он не мой? И ещё а что будет если изменить файлы игры так чтобы можно было выловить рыбу 2 размера всем?
Don’t forget that time they had “Fixed a bug in 5-S so the size 2 fish is now catchable” as one of their patch notes
They patched it as best they could, yet I remain uncaught!
herobrine
can i catch you please@@Size2Fish
@@thegamingman-ye2ec you can try!
ok@@Size2Fish
Fun fact, the Ultrakill discord actually had a Size 2 Fish channel for a while, and this video perfectly mimics that chat's descent into utter madness. We have to see, we have to know.
Slowmode check.
It is a shame that their efforts are in vain...
I checked the damn files there is no Size two fish, ye Size two believers are being lied too.
(message sponsored by Hatika and PITR)
@@klortikterra4423 I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW
There’s also a Size 2 Cult server (i happen to be the one who made it), but it’s been dead for weeks
Ah yes the "Despite it's size, the Leviathan is in fact, a size 1 fish." Meme. Love it.
Size 1 describes a fish's default size. What I mean is if a fish where ever a different size from its breatheren, its own default size would have had to changed, meaning its a size 1 fish.
if the leviathan normally is size one
imagine what a size two leviathan is
@@apersononyt1628 more long and boring death animation
That death animation was better than most bosses
@@LiterallygortV2, Minos Prime, P-2 bosses had really good death animations, do you have a genuine reason for why you don’t like them?
Despite the facade of a calm fishing minigame stage,
the Size 2 phenomenon has rendered this area more befitting of being the _Wrath layer's_ secret level more than any rage platformer or anything ever could.
An interesting theory, one I can see the logic of, I am impressed!
It also fits perfectly alongside with the release of P-2, where we literally have to fight the man who is an embodiment of the struggle against a goal that he knows is forever unreachable
@@verysadboi8517 Just how I am forever unreachable to all of you!
@@verysadboi8517 holy fucking shit lmao that's so true.
@@verysadboi8517 Oh, my God. The Leviathan, a gigantic amalgam of sinners in the shape of a horrific sea monster; what a *perfect* *diversion.* Of course the size 2 fish would be the very literal over-sized beast from the depths, right?
WE THOUGHT WRONG. ALL THIS TIME.
WE WERE WRONG, AND IT HAD BEEN STARING US IN THE FACE ALL THIS TIME.
WHERE IS IT WE FIND SISYPHUS? WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT INFAMOUS STAGE?
*P* *DASH* *2*
IT'S BEEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF US THIS WHOLE TIME...
SISYPHUS LAUGHED, NOT BECAUSE HE ENJOYED THE FUTILE STRUGGLE, EVEN IN THE THROES OF DEATH -
HE LAUGHED AT US, FOR OUR FOLLY. BECAUSE WE, IN OUR HASTE TO END *OUR* STRUGGLING, DID NOT KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.
SISYPHUS WAS THE SIZE 2 FISH.
THE SIZE 2 FISH IS DEAD
AND *WE* KILLED HIM.
After months of trying again and again... V1 casts his rod once more...
PITR
SIZE: 3
"Nyyyuuuhhh!" V1 exclaims as he tosses the fish. V1 screams to the sky. "I NEED SIZE 2!"
follow
size 0 fish
We now return to your scheduled programming for Hell News.
BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL ROBOT GOES INSANE AFTER ONLY CATCHING SIZE 1 FISH
Size 1.99 repeating
v1 when size [ integral in [-5,5] of (1.86666…-(x^2)/5) ] fish
the size 2 fish is the herobrine of ultrakill
except it makes me feel a primal - as opposed to an irrational - fear
it really taps into humanity's collective anxiety about the ocean and the unknown and our desire to get beeg fishe. I waited for night to see if I could find the big dipper in the stars, I couldn't
It's more about pride than anything at this point
big dipper's there, but it circles around, taunting you
I once caught a size 1.5 fish. I was really confused, and I think the game was too because it immediately inverted the color palette. It was labled the "God Cube" and it was a literal cube with an arrow engraving on the side. I dropped it and the colors returned to normal. Clearly a reference to Manifold Garden.
How
HOW?!
Explain yourself at once! We are one step closer to getting the size 2 fish!
tell us how
TELL US NOW WE NEED THE SIZE 2 FISH, EVEN IF IT IS JUST A SINGLE STEP CLOSER
literally could have just looked at my comments and realize "oh, it's all STEAMID locked. It just changes 1 to 2 if you have one of 2 STEAMIDs"
one of like the first things I did when the update dropped was just finding that out through game files
But what if there was a size 0 fish?
oh no, oh god no
Don't you utter those words, you'll drive them into the 6th dimesion of madness
Size 3 fish?
Interesting... a kindred spirit they would be!
size -1 fish
I think whatever would be the final level of the game, it should have a secret room with a size 2 fish.
No-no-no! It should have a screenshot with size two fish!
only appears if you beat 5-S
One time I spent maybe an hour in this one secret level that I managed to throw myself outside of the map, trying to fish in the void
Maybe one day size 3 will break the community, but we can only wait and see…
i will actually cry
Good.
P-3 will have a Size Two
Perhaps one day I shall have that title, alas that throne has never once had a monarch, I do believe it never will...
Ultrakill truly is a game for the insane
no we are ci el,Evelyn insane u meant sane
I have actually caught size 2 fish, but then my game crashed
I wasn't in a good mood, so I lashed out, sincerest apologies.
@@Size2Fishso strong instead of simply killing the machine. He killed its weilder
understandable@@Size2Fish
@@Size2FishWE FOUND IT!
@@Size2Fishcan i has catch you plez
Glad to see people have not forgotten my legacy just yet.
Catch me if you can. : )
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I was one of the few who were on the hunt day one, but I decided the direct approach of code mining
Instead I found an unused holy lake and turns out size 2 is just a script that reads your steam Id to multiply fish size by 2
Shame
No... it can't be... you... you're lying. Yeah you're lying to KEEp The SiZe TWO FisH FOr YOURSELF!
LIAR YOU KNOW HOW TO GET THE SIZE 2 FISH BUT YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO KNOW HOW
Misinformation, the size 2 fish is in the game's files. It's just a very, very low chance. Hakita and PITR are hardcoded to the leaderboard but that's because the chance is so low they didn't want to bother catching it legit.
everybody's asking where's the size 2 fish but now how's the size 2 fish
I'm doing alright actually, thank you for your concern!
NO WAY
HE FINALLY CAUGHT SIZE 2 FISH
@@Size2Fishhoooly shit
@@Size2Fishyou will be mine
Damn that was a lot of emotions
Great work on the voiceover!
At 7:50 we can see a strange ghastly shadow. . The shadow of a fish perhaps, or maybe it was a visual bug? Maybe it was just KITR bugging out and floating randomly, maybe it was nothing at all. . Or maybe. . Maybe it's a living.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day but if you teach a man how to fish he will go insane getting insane
if you hold mandaloregaming in the credits level in that one alar area he gives a hint to the size two fish after a while
The entire level is a size 2 fish. That’s the reason Hakita and PITR caught them, they made the level. They made the size 2 fish.
This is probably what hell is.
A downward spiral into insanity, searching for something that does not exist, but simultaneously does until proven contrary.
“And you fish, and you fish, and you hunt till the end you find… grasshoar?”
the size two fish is everywhere, i am going into surgery for brain damage. THEY THINK I’M CRAZY BUT IT’S REAL IT’S REAL I KNOW IT’S REAL, THEY WONT INTERFERE WITH MY HUNT
You sound an awful lot like the fisherman... He too lost his mind in pursuit of my capture.
@@Size2Fish I WILL SEW TWO SIZE 1 FISH TOGETHER IF I MUST
when it released i had dreams of size 2... unironically i did, i dreamed of fish and rod, i dreamed of big ocean and a huge fish... size 2 had consummed me...
this is like the secret zoo level of Accounting+ all over again
Alright, seriously this was a great video portraying the exact title of itself. BRILLIANT
Maybe we can make a machine, a machine so powerful it could get revenge on hakita and get the size 2 fish, it could be fueled with *blood* as it's a common resource and represents our *perfect hatred* and we could call this machine-
Remaining text irrelevant
The size 2 fish is only able to be caught in P-3 outside the map in the river. Since you guys know already that P-3 is just a boss rush with a new boss at the end similar to the Pantheon Of Hallownest AND you know that the boss isn’t a prime soul, I'll make sense of it by saying that the Size 2 Fish is instead the prime soul of the level. To trigger the prime soul bossfight, you have to use the new boss's heart as bait for the fishing rod found under the bridge near the start at the river of blood.
2:55 uk being wrath is crazy💀
yknow the use of deep rock music is fitting as if someone is fans of both deep rock and ultrakill you know they aint mentally stable
The 2 size madness
THE SIZE 2 FISH!!!!! THE SIZE 2 FISH IS REEEEEAAAALLLL
V1 casted his rod one more time
and another one
another one
and then again
and again...
he threw the PITR fish on the ground out of pure madness and stomped him until only a dust was left
he watched the leaderboard once again before casting his rod to the ocean catching a shark
another shark
and another shark....and then another shark
V1 have given up and jumped into the ocean hoping it would break his circuit and end the madness
knowing he will never be able to get the size 2 fish
7-S has another size 2 fish related secret that ties into what the plush says
How to get size 2 fish:
Step 1: build a particle accelerator
Step 2: find 2 fish (size 1)
Step 3: put fisj in particle accelerator
Step 4: ram the 2 fish against each other at the speed of light
Step 5: you now have size 2 fimsh
Fun fact: the LEVIATHAN is a size 1 fish
8 minutes of critea slowly descending into madness
1:15
i have kazotsky kick as my ringtone. I dont even know how to describe what i felt in this moment
7:39
AGAIN
What if the real Size 2 fish was the P ranks we made along the way?
this video has my first impression of ultrakill. I stayed away from it for about eight monhs
0:23 like weight in stardew valley!
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fun fact, when playing with no wifi and looking at the fish size leaderboard, the only person there is PITR, hakita is not on there, so hakita prob messed in unity to only show up when theres wifi
What if the real size 2 fish is the friends we made along the way?
Tbh size 2 is like the same energy of truth of scp 001.
And I knew that size 2 is unobtainable unless u hack lol.
And it might be a developer using this psychological Warfare.
I absolutely love how this reminds me of old Video game hoaxes like Halo 2's Golden Warthog, The Size 2 Fish is the new Golden Warthog
I was seriously expecting the "I love you" that comes next in the 4:50 sound
maybe the size 2 fish is the friends we made along the way
WE HAVE TO SEE, WE HAVE TO KNOW
the stalin quotes for the size 2 fish goes hard
i cannot believe im watching a video on a fish.
2:22 - bro, I bet you just gotta fish the fish in the poster, like, it's a size 2 fish it says on the poster man!
they made the size 2 fish catchable,although i imagine of a person getting shocked as the first person to find the size 2 fish cuz its the rarest thing ever,it would be in the ocean too so u need baits like a maurice
THE SIZE 2 FISH IS REAAAAAAL!!!
There was actually a secret message in game. It mentioned an IRL place and something being at the top of the waterfall.
The IRL place has a waterfall…
If I had a nickel for every game that made fishing ridiculously difficult as a side game, I'd have two nickles.(You know the rest of the joke)
I remember that before the update came out i thought i'm care more for P-2 but i wasn't good enough to unlock it, i still haven't unlocked it
that nimbatus music sent me back years damn
the funniest ultrakill video ive ever seen
i was actually the first person to get the size 2 fish but hakita deleted all of my progress!!!!!11!
Jesus Christ the ultrakill comunnity is insane. Guess i found the right one to be a part of!
Bruh us when size three is added: 😶
perhaps the hell was the size 2 fish we didn't catch along the way
hakita should put a size three fish just to mess with people like "wheres size 2?"
The real size 2 fish was the ultra we killed along the way
This is the most passionate video ever
1:17 hey thats me! :D
edit: i remember driving myself to insanity tryna figure out how to get the size 2 fish... it still haunts me to this day
This video is the beginning of your spiral into Ultrakill insanity
The size 2 fish was the friends we made along the way.
Scratch that. WHERE THR F*CK IS THAT FISH?
You sound like the titan fall two community talking about titan fall 3
p-3 is size 2 prime
If they don’t call the size two fish the ULTRAKRILL, I’m going to confiscate Hakitas kneecaps
this is what insanity looks like
this is my favorite video
He has officially fucking lost it XD
Jeez, calm down, its just a size 2 Fish.
I mean there are probably bigger sized fish out there.
theory: hakita and pitr want everyone to get the size 2 fish, but new blood won't let them
george orwells 2184
maybe the real size 2 fish were the friends we made along the way
I’m going to catch a size 3 fish via modifying the game to blow it up.
this is driving me insane
Here's a take:
The number isn't a gauge of its physical, size. It's how *many* sizes it has. Size 1 means one size. The reason Hakita and PITR have size 2 is because they... come in 2 different... sizes???
this is how a man goes insane
imagine hakita adds size 2 fish
and its smaller than a size 1 fish
most sane fisherman
there is a mod on thunderstore that actually makes size 2 fish catchable im not kidding
THE SIZE TWOOOOOO!!!!! THE SIZE TWO IS REAAAAAAAL!!!!!
the bloop was caused by a size 1.2 fish
What if size 2 fish is Femboy fish?
Ok, when you have found your size 2 fish, try catching sizes 3-5
people i was looking to the 14d patch notes and just noticed that the last point is "Fixed a bug that caused Size 2 fish to be uncatchable". Can this mean...?
this is how it feels
You have to talk to Herobrine to get your fish size 2.
that's a video
Что делать если у меня на таблице лидеров написан только один рекорд в рыбу 1размера и он не мой? И ещё а что будет если изменить файлы игры так чтобы можно было выловить рыбу 2 размера всем?
it's crazy tho bc I've gotten the size two fish, but then I got IP banned from Ultrakill :(
GIEV EM SIZE T2 FIAHT NOW I NEED ZIZE 2 FISB NOW
blud went insane
The size 2 fish is the friends we made along the way.
Lol, obviously I'm joking. Those are only size 1.