Don't worry. Ted's coming. He's just got stuck in customs during the immigration process because, and I quote, "Ted, why are you carrying so many sharp things in you suitcase?"
Do not worry everyone. Ted, the almighty lynian, is resting beneath the mountains of Schrade. He is regaining energy to take on more monsters as he was very exhausted after the events of WORLD. Once he has reached maximum and optimal energy, he will make his miraculous awakening, and return to c̶a̶r̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶a̶m̶ assisting Guy With Big Wooden Stick on his adventures and guiding him to destiny. But for now, we shall wait patiently for Ted's arrival.
Longsword has three counters: Foresight Slash, Iai Spirit Slash, and Serene Pose. It has 2 Recharge moves: Soaring Kick and Iai Slash. If you have any gauge, your Counters get boosted i-frames. Having Red-Gauge gives you a 20% attack buff. The Spirit Slash combo cannot be bounced. Almost any move can be chained into Spirit Slash II or III. Spirit Helm-Breaker does 7 hits in a row (and the hits go through even if you get interrupted mid attack). This is one broken, flashy, and cool asf weeb-stick we've got here!
@@xdsmile5359 8 months, nearly 280 hours, over 190 hunts and 215 Hunter Ranks Later, Magna still gives me a fair bit of trouble (as a flagship goddamn should)
Ted lives, he watches you from the mountain tops, and when you prove yourself worthy in the rise demo, he will show himself in the real game. (also petition to name your palamute Ted junior)
Amazing is strong word ....world looked amazing rise looks less impressive visually because they decided to put it on one console as im sure if they put it on the other consoles it look a lot better ....world still looks better than rise...and for a game in 2021 you gotta At least look up to date not like its a remake with better graphics.
You're using "looking good" too literally here. We all know that Rise has graphics that are not up to par with World's standards, so bringing up that point is kinda moot. By "looking good", we mean that Rise looks like a very fun time. I've sunk a LOT of time into World and I can say truthfully that Rise feels amazing to play; just as much World even.
@@haramberoth117 people always have to bring up the bullshit conversation about graphics and that worlds looks better bla bla bla. Of course its looks better its on a freaking more powerfull console, but does that mean that rise cant look good, beacuse i dont know if you have noticed but rise if the best if not one of the best looking 3rd party games in the switch which says a lot. Im so sick of people comparing this game to world which is a invalid comparison you should compare rise to the last mh game in the same console, the switch,and the last game was GU, and i cant tell you its a very freaking good improvement. And about your comment that for a game in 2021 a game needs to look up to date thats simply not true, games dont need to look the best to be good games by a long shot, and theres nothing about a remake in this game. Sorry if i sound carried but i just hate when people start talking about graphics when i commentand i give MY OPINION that i like a lot how a game looks
@@Gigantopython i was using it to express how i feel about the game not the graphical power, i dont know why people always think that saying something looks someway that its about graphical prowas. Let me correct myself and say that rise looks like a high quality game graphically and a very fun, entertaining amnd rewarding experience on the gameplay side. I just think this game is going to be a freaking amazing experience overall
Wow, i just found your channel and talk about a hidden gem, i've been just on a spree of watching all your Monster Hunter videos and they are so entertaining, it's such a great mix of epic moments and funny bits its just so perfect, plus the music you use is always top notch like the Fatalis video where you used Open Your Heart. Amazing content man, i hope you get the millions of views and subs you deserve because you only having 26K is a crime, you deserve way more than that.
Missing your entire demon rush attack with dual blades and just standing there is the worst kind of pain on this planet. Followed by missing full charge CHONK sword mega attac
You will never understand the amount of joy I get when I realize you upload I’m so hyped for this game. Also thank you for teaching me a better way to use long sword
this is a very fun video!!! highly entertaining and funny! i find myself very intrigued by Long Sword and Hunting Horn after avoiding it for so long i might really try them out! thank you for making this video! 💖
This video made me decide to get up, go to my pc, boot up world and take a couple of pictures of my palico named Bootsy so that i can bring him into rise. It is crucial that i do so bc he has come in clutch so many times update: Bootsy has returned
,😂😂😂😂my dude I was waiting on your reaction to the hunting horn and I was cracking up just like the meme. I knew when you started break dancing you was about to get hype. I love this game got high hopes for it. Great video as usual. Can't let the silliness continue.
Monster Hunter Themed Switch is a thing, he could have waited till March and got that. But he needed to bring us Demo content, he could not wait, and bought a Switch right now. Now that's dedication!
Mother of God dude, I remember when you had like 50 subs and now all of a sudden it’s taking me like a full minute to scroll through your comment section at full Super Saiyan scroll speed. I feel old now. Wish I had a Switch to try out Rise too!
Don't worry. Ted's coming. He's just got stuck in customs during the immigration process because, and I quote, "Ted, why are you carrying so many sharp things in you suitcase?"
They’re souvenirs
"I Need every one of them to keep his dumb ass alive."
Ted, we have heard you been carrying this hunter the whole time
Yuri is Ted's friend, he's covering for him.
They caught him on the boat back because you can't bring anything back.
It's Ted though. He got his way eventually.
Don’t be sad that Ted is gone be happy that Ted was there when we needed him the most
We needed him the most... Most of the time. Gone but not forgotten.
He's not gone, just on vacation.
What happened to ted 😥
Do not worry everyone.
Ted, the almighty lynian, is resting beneath the mountains of Schrade. He is regaining energy to take on more monsters as he was very exhausted after the events of WORLD. Once he has reached maximum and optimal energy, he will make his miraculous awakening, and return to c̶a̶r̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶a̶m̶ assisting Guy With Big Wooden Stick on his adventures and guiding him to destiny.
But for now, we shall wait patiently for Ted's arrival.
One of the possible cat names in the demo is ted tho
Don’t worry, we’ll all give Ted a nice warm welcome when he returns
Ted will arrive. Till then you got Yuri
@@ashlight6107 how did you know the name of my second palico I’m scared
I didn't know your second Palico is named Yuri. It's a coincidence.
Coincidence is wierd enough
@@hzzkatperinion5356 I think it’s because the names of one of the cats in the vid is Yuri
Rumor has it if you chant "JoCat Jutsu" you receive a blessing from the gods of SnS
You rang?
@@theomnihero8221 you rajang
The wiggler gods are pleased
#BringBackWigglerHelm
I’m just surprised you managed to kill anything without Ted to carry you.
Ted’s gonna have to deal with a doggo when he returns lol
Who knows, maybe Ted and Tod will get along on their adventures
>buys switch and capture card for rise
>over 500 dollars
>rise is coming out to pc
sorry pal
Switch Rise is still fine... If you don't care for the frames that is.
He also plays gu so not wasted
>be so afraid of spending money you ignore everything you want to do
>steam sale rolls around
>buy 300 hour long game for five dollars
> :)
@@enricobaschenis4257 more like 700 hours
Bruh. I just noticed something really horrible.
B U L L F A N G O S A R E B A C K
OHH SHIT
Really? Oh no...
ah shit, here we go again
@@marciodiogo6701 yep, on almudron reveal scene
hope there's egg deliever quest with millions of them
Me playing longsword on rise when I never played mhw: *IM EXPERIENCING LEVELS OF WEEB NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE*
Longsword has three counters: Foresight Slash, Iai Spirit Slash, and Serene Pose. It has 2 Recharge moves: Soaring Kick and Iai Slash. If you have any gauge, your Counters get boosted i-frames. Having Red-Gauge gives you a 20% attack buff. The Spirit Slash combo cannot be bounced. Almost any move can be chained into Spirit Slash II or III. Spirit Helm-Breaker does 7 hits in a row (and the hits go through even if you get interrupted mid attack).
This is one broken, flashy, and cool asf weeb-stick we've got here!
Weird place to find someone with a Nectar pfp
When it not a weeb: Wow THIS LoNGsWord isn't bad iol watch some anime.
@@handsoapinc IT’S FUCKING BROKE. THAT SHIT
I find it amazing how Ted still carried each hunt and wasn’t even there.
This is the best Monster Hunter Rise trailer so far
Ted's cousin Yuri keepin' a good eye on our boy while Ted is stuck in the airport.
Lets just appreciate, that this guy bought a switch including a capture card just to show us these magical moments
Ted is still with us, he continues to carry the entire team on his back
Ted’s coming back, he’s just having his own character arc and will have plot armor in rise
The training arc
Foolish mortal ted doesn't need plot armor he is already supreme to any character
Ohhh yea can’t wait to get my little grubby hands on this game
I Got it 😎
Magnamalo: “Not if I have anything to say about it!”
(He’s really fuckin hard)
Veterans:OH NOOOOO
NEWBS:oh he looks cool!
ASLO VETERANS:PAIN!!!!!!
@@xdsmile5359 8 months, nearly 280 hours, over 190 hunts and 215 Hunter Ranks Later, Magna still gives me a fair bit of trouble (as a flagship goddamn should)
Flagship monsters should be hard to beat
I SWEAR TYLER 1 SCREAMS ARE ON EVERY MEME VIDEO OF THE WORLD
Slightly off topic but I literally can't get tyler1's face out of my head when I'm fighting tempered furious rajang.
The man is just too good of meme material
*as all things should be*
Favorite parts of this video were the great sword segment "I can explain" and the insect glaive with Tyler1 screaming.
Aww his world hunter and palico will turn into fatalis's. Sad times.
Would have had faster hunt times if Ted was here. That man is like having 4 spread hbgs.
Ted lives, he watches you from the mountain tops, and when you prove yourself worthy in the rise demo, he will show himself in the real game.
(also petition to name your palamute Ted junior)
I was hoping for maybe Dory,
As the other half of Theodore.
I'd why but read this in gumballs voice
I was thinking Ted, Tedd & Teddy.
Man what is this journey without our ted... cant wait for the come back of the real carry
Me:Seeing 1 Bullfango on the video
Also Me: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
After slaying safiii jiiva and saving what might be the entire galaxy from this big red dog, he’s back.
Izuchi being sent flying is the embodiment of Power Rangers getting twist-launched everytime they get hit.
its not just looking good its looking FUCKING AMAZING
Amazing is strong word ....world looked amazing rise looks less impressive visually because they decided to put it on one console as im sure if they put it on the other consoles it look a lot better ....world still looks better than rise...and for a game in 2021 you gotta
At least look up to date not like its a remake with better graphics.
You're using "looking good" too literally here. We all know that Rise has graphics that are not up to par with World's standards, so bringing up that point is kinda moot.
By "looking good", we mean that Rise looks like a very fun time. I've sunk a LOT of time into World and I can say truthfully that Rise feels amazing to play; just as much World even.
@@haramberoth117 people always have to bring up the bullshit conversation about graphics and that worlds looks better bla bla bla. Of course its looks better its on a freaking more powerfull console, but does that mean that rise cant look good, beacuse i dont know if you have noticed but rise if the best if not one of the best looking 3rd party games in the switch which says a lot. Im so sick of people comparing this game to world which is a invalid comparison you should compare rise to the last mh game in the same console, the switch,and the last game was GU, and i cant tell you its a very freaking good improvement. And about your comment that for a game in 2021 a game needs to look up to date thats simply not true, games dont need to look the best to be good games by a long shot, and theres nothing about a remake in this game. Sorry if i sound carried but i just hate when people start talking about graphics when i commentand i give MY OPINION that i like a lot how a game looks
@@Gigantopython i was using it to express how i feel about the game not the graphical power, i dont know why people always think that saying something looks someway that its about graphical prowas. Let me correct myself and say that rise looks like a high quality game graphically and a very fun, entertaining amnd rewarding experience on the gameplay side. I just think this game is going to be a freaking amazing experience overall
@@Duppy0906 My comment wasn't directed to you, it was meant for kai. Apologies for not specifying earlier.
I swear this guy has the best edits.
Your video is a better ad for the game than all of the promo material released thus far.
I can’t wait
For those damned egg delivery quests
Dude your editing skills are insane, when Rise is released I cannot wait to see more from you, your videos have me crying!
TED NOOOOO!!! WHO'S GOING TO CARRY THE TEAM NOW?!
Imagine hating this game because it doesn’t have the same graphics as world.
I love admiring how sick my armor and weapons look after grinding for them, it's like one of things I most enjoy about MH.
I just dislike the Longsword spirit bar as well as the durability bar
They gotta stop talking about graphics. Mh is Mh
Well, rise graphics look awesome too. Arent they anyway very similar?
@@taboolado they are in no way similar or even comparable
I’m happy to call myself a member of this community and praise Rise with almost everyone else.
Great sword user: with great power comes great responsibility... and accuracy or cart lol
Ye
"Nightmare slain." oh god, Orphan of Kos in monster hunter?
No... Even worse. B U L L F A N G O
This channel deserves WAAAAY more views and subscribers.
I hear fart sounds, I give like.
Wait till he fights Volvidion in the Base-Game, and we get actual farts.
I see youre a man of culture as well
Yaaaaaay he’s back again!
"JoCat jutsu"
A man of culture.
YES HE POSTED AGAIN
I LOVE THIS MAN ✋🏻😩
I'm so excited for your Rise vids to come with your beautiful editing XD
The sacrifices this man made......I salute you brother.
The spinning animation on the Great Izuchi paired with Smash sound effects is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
Wow, i just found your channel and talk about a hidden gem, i've been just on a spree of watching all your Monster Hunter videos and they are so entertaining, it's such a great mix of epic moments and funny bits its just so perfect, plus the music you use is always top notch like the Fatalis video where you used Open Your Heart. Amazing content man, i hope you get the millions of views and subs you deserve because you only having 26K is a crime, you deserve way more than that.
I had the biggest grin when I saw JoCat Jutsu on screen. May the Lord forever bless your SnS with many wigglers.
Discovered you with this video. After watching it, I’m freaking staying here mah boi
no great izuchis were harmed in the making of this video
I love this guy! So determined! Keep up the good fight my dude!
bro your videos are the best thing i have ever watch in youtube
Dude, I just got done watching a bunch of you're vids, nice to see another...✌
The clip at 1:23 had me rolling! Thanks for making my day bro
I never realized jocat jitsu... Makes sense for the glory that is SnS.
This was everything and more from what I expected, the jutsus at the beginning killed me, but the real shit was the floor is lava lmao
Every time I watch one of your videos it makes me want to go play with the weapons you did
Missing your entire demon rush attack with dual blades and just standing there is the worst kind of pain on this planet. Followed by missing full charge CHONK sword mega attac
I love how 10% of this video is just Great Izuchi being yeeted from every possible thing.
you bring me joy and i hope 2021 has less crack heads in it than 2020 did
F in chat for ted he will never be forgotten 😢
the "sicc" during the first 3 swings and special sheath of the longsword get me everytime xD
i love seeing your editing step up every video. fart noise when you missed the longsword parry and died had my spit in my mask at school
Wait didn´t this man had 10k subs last month.
100 % deserved. Keep that work up
You will never understand the amount of joy I get when I realize you upload I’m so hyped for this game. Also thank you for teaching me a better way to use long sword
that bonk combo with hunting horn literally broke me
Dude I can't imagine how long this takes to make , love the content keep up the good work 🤙🏾
6:13 We've been over this many times, please explain.
Also, we appreciate a knife wielding doggie.
this is a very fun video!!! highly entertaining and funny! i find myself very intrigued by Long Sword and Hunting Horn after avoiding it for so long i might really try them out! thank you for making this video! 💖
*I dont have a PC
*I dont have Internet
*I dont have electricity
*I dont have a home
This video should be renamed to be more accurate.
fart_noise.mp3
This video made me decide to get up, go to my pc, boot up world and take a couple of pictures of my palico named Bootsy so that i can bring him into rise. It is crucial that i do so bc he has come in clutch so many times
update: Bootsy has returned
,😂😂😂😂my dude I was waiting on your reaction to the hunting horn and I was cracking up just like the meme. I knew when you started break dancing you was about to get hype. I love this game got high hopes for it. Great video as usual. Can't let the silliness continue.
I love everything you post :3💙
The editing in your videos is SO good. I feel like the farts with reverb really connect with me.... We share the same brand of humour
The demo for Rise has more monsters in than the whole movie did 😭
3:47 oh shit its the bear! I love this guy.
I look so forward to ur content on full release omg
The Arzuros to S Tier really got me!
See this, you are late but you deliver bro! Very nice vid!
Chill, ted will be back don't worry
Woah, you made the hunting horn look fun 😵
I'm so happy that this game came out on my birthday it means the world to me
Man is finally back, despite the upload schedule, at least the content is amazing quality lol
So u really spent all that money for us? Dam now you know ina be a loyal veiwer. Such goood content. Ty❤️
Monster Hunter Themed Switch is a thing, he could have waited till March and got that. But he needed to bring us Demo content, he could not wait, and bought a Switch right now. Now that's dedication!
R.I.P TED The Monster Hunter MVP
"JoCat-jutsu" PERFECT XD
You inspire me to make MH content again, keep the good work! Love the editing
7:13
I guess this is what happens when we fail our exams for playing too much monster hunter?
An ass whopping session
My Friend was just hospitalized thanks for cheering me up
Glaive gang, we're going to reach new levels of aerial superiority
Finally, another channel worth subbing to
Ted will forever be missed! 🥲
YAY NEW VIDEO!!!!!
Gave it a like just for the jocat appreciation :D keep it up man
Bro your channel is a Golden Gem🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
I DEMAND to be able to ride a Bazelgeuse into battle and commence saturation bombing from high above. There's no excuse for not allowing this.
The wire bugs are giving me Dishonored 2 vibes with the Blink/Shadow powers
Yo the edits got me crying
This Channel is god tier
Bro, I just find your channel, funny af my guy. I'll be up to when u reach a milli💪🏾
Mother of God dude, I remember when you had like 50 subs and now all of a sudden it’s taking me like a full minute to scroll through your comment section at full Super Saiyan scroll speed. I feel old now. Wish I had a Switch to try out Rise too!
My favorite channel
Wow I’m pretty happy you plan to play this Gon be some sicko memes for Dat end game.
HE HAS RETURNED