@@maninhu9837 "traditional criteria" being the top hat/suit guys? They're like 5-10 characters at best who happen to be dressed like skittles colored dandies lol (at least 2 of them being satire, too). I'd even argue they're the rare species of sexymen, most of them are not even popular anymore. They did pioneer the concept tho
Give your character a top hat, cane/scepter and long suit jacket in an unorthodox color and then a theatrical personality. There’s the formula guys, feel free to use it Edit: this also means Doctor Facilier from princess and the frog is a tumblr sexyman Another edit: Wonder of U is also a tumblr sexyman, as is Grunkle Stan
Actually in the tumblr sexyman poll that was actually posted on tumblr he was second place to Cecil NightVale who doesn’t even have a canon design due to being a podcast character
mr wolf is actually doing numbers with the intersection of people who are on tumblr AND twitter tho. i think the math checks out here because the video runs with the purely theoretical aspects of tumblr sexymen, and twitter-tumblr users are posers
Exactly like... Not even Caucasian like just literally *white* I'm gonna be forever reeling from the fucking *JACK IN THE BOX* mascot. Bro is literally a smile face in a suit 💀
It boils down to the age old, tall dark and handsome, Dark meaning thematicly dark, like depressed or evil, or both. Tall not neccesarily being height but often is. Can also mean confidemt tho. And handsome is both appearemce and personality, like a really ugly guy can be hot if he is funny or nuturing
@@tikimillie I think a major thing with Tumblr sexymen is that they have to be kinda silly, goofy, and quirky in some way, that's a quality shared by a majority of Tumblr sexymen.
@@tikimillie going through this list with Sans Tall ❌ Dark ❌ Handsome❓ Depressed ✅ Evil ❌ Funny ✅ 2 and a half, not bad, although sans is sort of an outlier here and maybe that’s even part of why he’s so attractive, especially to the tumblr crowd
Pentious lacks the domineering trait. Hes more of a pathetic manfail typa guy. So alastor is def the tumblr sexy man in the vivziepop multiverse, cuz he got the implied angst and eldrich powers and domineering white twink super trait (he's creole but thats badly written) @martagaczynska5335
Fun fact English is my 3rd language and I learned it at around 11 on TH-cam. I remember reading video titles like "Top 10 sexiest Fairy Tail girls" and thinking "wait how are Fairy Tail characters sexist??" cause I couldn't tell the words apart Tho all the fan service in the world of anime does objectify women a lot ESPECIALLY in Fairy Tail
I can feel you trying to not burst into laughter while saying "He's got the drip". Also as a furry I appreciate you classifying Mr. Wolf as the sexiest Tumblrman, although Death wolf from Puss in Boots would be a great nominee too
same tho cause i really love lupin iii and Mr Wolf & The Bad Guys is a "furry adaptation of lupin iii" as per the creators. the original lupin iii is the exact same guy they just made him a wolf but i really do think the furry element is what launched mr wolf to tumblr sexyman status . the secret special sauce
@@MyUsernameIsGoofy I agree wholeheartedly, Death is too daddy and is more on the Miguel O'Hara tier. They don't have enough "throwable" energy but more "will throw or just kill you" energy. Can't believe tumblr sexymen is making me do a whole analysis LMAO.
I'm honestly suprised that Julian from Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja never became a Tumblr sexyman. He's white, skinny, dapper, AND has an evil alter ego. Though I'm also glad he didn't since he's a kid.
I never realized how tumblr sexymen could be summarized in the sentence “it’s like a white guy…” Thank you for opening my eyes in this very informative essay
This video is actually so nostalgic and refreshing. It gives me 2016 vibes when TH-cam wasn't as corporate and people weren't all making the same reaction videos with MrBeast's shit AI thumbnails
If that's the way, I think Ayin from Lobotomy Corporation would make it. But I'd rather going through the Bright Nights Dark Days week than life to see him being one
he probably already is there's a wiki for tumblrsexymen if PM games got popular enough I bet some of the anomalies could even get in that list (especially the one guy in the funeral of butterflies, that's a given)
I can't tell if tumblr sexywomen are the exact opposite of the sexymen or not. At least in appearance it seems so? Most tumblr sexywomen that come to mind (ie. Lady Dimitrescu, Kidagakash, Noi & Nikaido, etc) tend to be more toned/defined and taller/thicker. Popular personalities I've seen range from tomboyish to the same "insane" and formal stuff as the tumblr sexymen
@@ghostietoasties You bring up a good point! More often than not, I also find that most Tumblr sexywomen fit into the “dommy mommy” archetype as well, or at least that’s what I’ve seen. Of course, there are countless sub-genres (like Olivia Octavius from Into The Spiderverse), but yk. 🤔
I swear I saw more gamzee nsfw than Dave, and the fandom LOVED Dave. My theory is that too many people saw themselves in Dave, so he was safe from being a sexyman
seeing dave strider as an honorable mention is crazy. hes nothing like bill cipher of the onceler, but then again, neither is sans and we all know who is THE tumblr sexyman, according to the polls 🙌🏾
I love how you break character/burst out laughing every time you move to the next slide, made it funnier ngl. 10/10. Also I nominate Tim from Brianpop as a tumblr sexyman
Literally the warden has been around for ages and is always included with the more well known tumblr sexymen but nobody ever seems to actually know who he is and it drives me crazy RAAHHHHH
"white guy" and then there is a blue guy, a green guy, a yellow guy, a black guy (who is also mexican/latino), literal white as chalk guys, and then white guys
My fav sexymen weren't mentioned (maybe they're not really popular but idgaf, here are my babygirls) -Zach Varmitech (Wild Kratts) -Neon J. (No Straight Roads) -Ingo and Emmet (Pokémon black & white) -Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
@@AbimaelLopez-hz3qqhe was black in his lifestime, so technically no, but seems like a lost detail for many people, because of the colour choosed for the skin.
I may be new to tumblr sexy men but Rick, the blue security guy from Half Life, and The jack box mascot being nominees is something i didn't expect to see but am sorta getting??
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"Popular with the minors" is crazzyyyyyy 🖐💀
like not Bruno 😭😭😭😭
We don't talk about Bruno no no no
putting sans in honorale mentions like he didnt win 💀
He doesn't fit the traditional criteria
@@maninhu9837 He goes beyond them
@@maninhu9837 "traditional criteria" being the top hat/suit guys? They're like 5-10 characters at best who happen to be dressed like skittles colored dandies lol (at least 2 of them being satire, too). I'd even argue they're the rare species of sexymen, most of them are not even popular anymore. They did pioneer the concept tho
@@maninhu9837but didn’t sans win the tumblr awards last time
2:34 what about Legosi
Give your character a top hat, cane/scepter and long suit jacket in an unorthodox color and then a theatrical personality. There’s the formula guys, feel free to use it
Edit: this also means Doctor Facilier from princess and the frog is a tumblr sexyman
Another edit: Wonder of U is also a tumblr sexyman, as is Grunkle Stan
Literally just Caine TADC
caine
Yo ngl "Theatrical personality" sounds fire
making one right now
@@apocalypseofplush i bet fifty doubloons hes gonna be in the top 10.
gonna start implementing “he’s really popular with minors” into my vocabulary
True 😭😭😭
I'm dying😭
Sans won the official tumblr sexyman competition and then the queen died immideately after, don’t you disrespect him
Actually in the tumblr sexyman poll that was actually posted on tumblr he was second place to Cecil NightVale who doesn’t even have a canon design due to being a podcast character
She didn't have enough determination to reload
@@Q-werty30 True!! also i THINK glados won sexywoman
mr wolf is actually doing numbers with the intersection of people who are on tumblr AND twitter tho. i think the math checks out here because the video runs with the purely theoretical aspects of tumblr sexymen, and twitter-tumblr users are posers
@@Q-werty30It didn't kill a royal so it doesn't count
*_"It's like a white guy."_* 😭😭
King dice isn’t white
@@AbimaelLopez-hz3qqdude is literally chalk white
Party pat
@@AbimaelLopez-hz3qq Bro forgot his colors
Exactly like... Not even Caucasian like just literally *white* I'm gonna be forever reeling from the fucking *JACK IN THE BOX* mascot. Bro is literally a smile face in a suit 💀
Sans is anti-sexyman put somehow won
Interger underflow
he appeals to the tendency of tumblr users enjoying irony
i like how all tumblr sexymen are just twigs in suits
TWIGS IN SUIT HELPPPP 😭😭😭
and a bone in sweatshirt!
And liquid with an eyeball
TWIGS IN SUITS HELP☠️☠️☠️
That one frame with Dave Strider:
this is the best my youtube recommended has been for years.
Yup
stolas IS the sexy man
Yeah
Same
oh man this comment is doin numbers
It appears tumblr has a type
It boils down to the age old, tall dark and handsome,
Dark meaning thematicly dark, like depressed or evil, or both.
Tall not neccesarily being height but often is. Can also mean confidemt tho.
And handsome is both appearemce and personality, like a really ugly guy can be hot if he is funny or nuturing
Willy wonky type
@@tikimillie and sans of all people won the last year's tumblr sexymen.
@@tikimillie I think a major thing with Tumblr sexymen is that they have to be kinda silly, goofy, and quirky in some way, that's a quality shared by a majority of Tumblr sexymen.
@@tikimillie going through this list with Sans
Tall ❌
Dark ❌
Handsome❓
Depressed ✅
Evil ❌
Funny ✅
2 and a half, not bad, although sans is sort of an outlier here and maybe that’s even part of why he’s so attractive, especially to the tumblr crowd
Me when tall, insane, top hat wearing, 1800s suit wearing men???!!!??!?!!!
May I present to you:
🐍Pilot Sir Pentious🐍
It’s always the top hat 😭
I was gumming
@@Ashicakez3real
Pentious lacks the domineering trait. Hes more of a pathetic manfail typa guy. So alastor is def the tumblr sexy man in the vivziepop multiverse, cuz he got the implied angst and eldrich powers and domineering white twink super trait (he's creole but thats badly written) @martagaczynska5335
Don't forget about Michael Afton💀🙏
michael afton isn't white
he's purple (i think, idk fnaf lore)
Exactly what I was gonna say
He was white before the incident. @@BABABABABANCHAN
THE WHITE OF 87@@Ari-1169
🥵
“Hes not a pedo hes just popular with minors”
Help this is actually hilariously accurate lmalo
"First off what is a Tumblr Sexy Man?"
"It's like a white guy..."
King dice isn’t a white guy
@@AbimaelLopez-hz3qq yeah hes a white dice
@@AbimaelLopez-hz3qqNeither is Alastor
Alastor isn't white
Most of them aren’t even human 😂
Hearing you crack up at your own presentation made this even funnier 😂😂😂
Guys: Thicc Women
Girls: Stick Men
This looks like something a fan would make for a jschlatt presentation video
Incorrect: it ends in neither a Weezer nor 9/11 joke. Any true fan understands Shlatler must be punished for his crimes.
@@trianglemoebius oh yea true
LMAOOOO I CHOKED ON MY COOKIE
@@NovaTheScreechingDragon omg really
Держу руки за это
Informative ✅
Entertaining ✅
Professional ❌
Well-sourced ✅
Popular with minors ✅
Wdym that was rly professional
she had citations and everything what do you mean “unprofessional”
@@NovaTheScreechingDragonconstant laughter I guess
What
I saw the title and read "The sexist tumblrman"
Oh hell nah 💀💀💀
photomatt
honestly a lot of them
like 80% of them look like they would be sexist
Fun fact English is my 3rd language and I learned it at around 11 on TH-cam. I remember reading video titles like "Top 10 sexiest Fairy Tail girls" and thinking "wait how are Fairy Tail characters sexist??" cause I couldn't tell the words apart
Tho all the fan service in the world of anime does objectify women a lot ESPECIALLY in Fairy Tail
Tall, skinny, trenchcoat, got it
Postal Dude
9th grade ninja should be on this list
Inspector gadget
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY PARTY PAT IS INCLUDED IN THIS I'M CRYING 😭😭😭😭
i lost it when i saw that
The way the tumblr sexyman saga erases Arthur Kirkland is the most tragic thing here, man STILL has a grip on people and it's been years
HELP IM SURPRISED THIS IS THE ONLY COMMENT MENTIONING HIM 👽👽
@@cooldudeamogsus he was one of the firsts
there's no escaping it💀
It's because the kids have forgotten their own history smh
The Hetalia erasing 😢
I can feel you trying to not burst into laughter while saying "He's got the drip". Also as a furry I appreciate you classifying Mr. Wolf as the sexiest Tumblrman, although Death wolf from Puss in Boots would be a great nominee too
EXACTLY what i was thinking lolll
I think Death has too much Daddy energy to be a tumblr sexyman, he's closer to the e621 sexyman.
@@MyUsernameIsGoofy Yeah, you're probably right, Tumblr sexymen aren't as muscular
same tho cause i really love lupin iii and Mr Wolf & The Bad Guys is a "furry adaptation of lupin iii" as per the creators. the original lupin iii is the exact same guy they just made him a wolf but i really do think the furry element is what launched mr wolf to tumblr sexyman status . the secret special sauce
@@MyUsernameIsGoofy I agree wholeheartedly, Death is too daddy and is more on the Miguel O'Hara tier. They don't have enough "throwable" energy but more "will throw or just kill you" energy. Can't believe tumblr sexymen is making me do a whole analysis LMAO.
DJ SPIT SHOULD NOT BE HERE 💀🤚
Hop off dj spit
Same goes to barney from half life. Hes a Chad.
@@SteFaN_O7 barny. Fucking. Barny
HE DON NO WHAT TO THIIIINK NO MO MAN
@@SteFaN_O7 barny. Fucking barny
I love how the honourable mentions are all cartoony characters, and then there's just Loki
I won’t stand for this Cecil Palmer erasure.
Cecil Gershwin Palmer winner of the Tumblr Sexyman poll hosted on Tumblr itself!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
ACTUAL!!!!!!
The Dj Spit nomination goes crazy 🔥
Cannot BELIEVE you put sans and komaeda in the honorable mentions. The disrespect
I'm honestly suprised that Julian from Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja never became a Tumblr sexyman. He's white, skinny, dapper, AND has an evil alter ego. Though I'm also glad he didn't since he's a kid.
He probably didn't since he is a kid
I think it's gonna be more of the show not being too popular I think
@@oddism that never stopped tumblr minors
What about THE FUCKING BOOK that object wouldve had hundreds simp for it
THE WAY THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY ZERO SOUND WHEN THE WOLF CAME UP😭😭
"Got the drip"
"Going through it"
She spit bars
0:26
Oh but your wrong, as Sans has won the most sexist tumblrman vote
the most WHAT
S E X I S T 😊
The, uh, what?
Yeah, there was a Tumblr Sexyman poll. Sans won. (Reigen from Mob Psycho came in second.)
@@e5858 sorry, but we appear to be talking about the most sexist tumblrman here.
I never realized how tumblr sexymen could be summarized in the sentence “it’s like a white guy…”
Thank you for opening my eyes in this very informative essay
Your laugh is contagious
yes lmao
not seeing legoshi in the good boys section should be investigated asap
He's more of a nice guy™ tbh
1:28 I mean, Bruno *was* in the Tumblr sexyman competition.
He lost to Ingo in the first round I think but yeah
This video is actually so nostalgic and refreshing. It gives me 2016 vibes when TH-cam wasn't as corporate and people weren't all making the same reaction videos with MrBeast's shit AI thumbnails
Dr two brains was forgotten
HELP WHY ARE MURDOC AND BENRY THERE 😂😂😂
I know like 😭
I KNOW RIGHT, can’t lie thought, murdoc’s pretty damn hot
@@hithisisq 🤨
i saw murdoc n died. but its true hes a tumblr sexyman
@@m-a-m-a-s.b-o-y guys.... I was joking.. I swear 💔
the citations go crazzyy
murdoc (ok well not really) and the half-life security guard are two people i DID NOT FUCKING EXPECT
I assume they mean benrey
I’m pretty sure he came from the half life ai thing or whatever it was called
@@sociallyineptsnapper oh yeah benrey
understandable
this is the most invested ive ever been in a youtube video ever
YALL GOT BLACKHAT IN HERE💀 💀 💀
HE AIN'T EVEN WHITE 🙏🏻🙏🏻
@@bellAa_akaPlusheen IT SAYS IT IN THE NAMMMEEE 🖤 🧢
@@_AstroSc3eambecause he is white if he was human
HE'S LITERALLY MEXICAN
@@AbimaelLopez-hz3qqhe's literally a cartoon
Man y’all sleeping on Dr Facilier
"It's like a white guy"
someone said it 😩
Aghh fr
I gotta say Shrek is the sexiest tumblrman imo but I’m biased.
Also the citations are so real
I think its so obvious that shrek is the sexiest tumblrman that he didnt have to be mentioned
medic tf2 WHERE.
TRUE!!!
Yeah...what a.....DUMMKOPF!!!
more like spy
@@truekingabyss medic hotter
@@truekingabyss idk i always liked his son more
Miguel O’Hara and Scrooge (2022) were not even mentioned and I’m not sure if I should be relieved or offended.
I still think its hilarious how a fucking clock with arms and legs is a tumblr sexyman
If that's the way, I think Ayin from Lobotomy Corporation would make it.
But I'd rather going through the Bright Nights Dark Days week than life to see him being one
I was NOT expecting to see a fellow PM fan in this video.
Also, valid point
@@confusedkeqing what's being the Undertale fans and PMoon fans do to the man like me....
⚠️ THIRD-WARNING ⚠️
‼️ PROJECT MOON MENTIONED ‼️
☣️ ENGAGE SLEEPER AGENT PROCEDURE ☣️
They don't know it's Ayin.
he probably already is
there's a wiki for tumblrsexymen
if PM games got popular enough I bet some of the anomalies could even get in that list (especially the one guy in the funeral of butterflies, that's a given)
This is HILARIOUS
Now we need a tumblr sexywoman version 😭
Yes, I would love to see that lmao, What are the qualities of a tumblr sexywoman?
@@Enchantinglocomotive Yesss lmao
Example A: Lady Dimitrescu
I can't tell if tumblr sexywomen are the exact opposite of the sexymen or not. At least in appearance it seems so?
Most tumblr sexywomen that come to mind (ie. Lady Dimitrescu, Kidagakash, Noi & Nikaido, etc) tend to be more toned/defined and taller/thicker.
Popular personalities I've seen range from tomboyish to the same "insane" and formal stuff as the tumblr sexymen
@@ghostietoasties You bring up a good point! More often than not, I also find that most Tumblr sexywomen fit into the “dommy mommy” archetype as well, or at least that’s what I’ve seen. Of course, there are countless sub-genres (like Olivia Octavius from Into The Spiderverse), but yk. 🤔
@@ghostietoasties They’ll either be extremely sexualized or muscular. No in between
All girls are looking for is a tall man with a top hat caine and a snazzy coat like it's the twenties
Man bringing out clock from dhmis definitely brings back memories. Tbh the notebook designs helped me realize I like girls
NO WAY DAVE IS THERE HAHAHA
DAVE STRIDER!1!1!!1!!1!1!!!! Im actually surprised they didnt choose dirk though
@@FoamBanana for real...
SERIOUSLY WHY IS HE THERE
I swear I saw more gamzee nsfw than Dave, and the fandom LOVED Dave. My theory is that too many people saw themselves in Dave, so he was safe from being a sexyman
It's the fact that this is a power point that's killing me 😭😭💀
The queen didnt die for sans not to be the sexiest tumblrman
9/10 cant believe Cecil Palmer the sexiest sexyman wasnt even mentioned
I remember when I first saw Superjail, I just thought to myself, "Oh, shit. That Warden guy's definetly gonna become a Tumblr Sexyman" 😭
I love how delayed the reactions are
This sounds like someone dared tham to do this and I love it
seeing dave strider as an honorable mention is crazy. hes nothing like bill cipher of the onceler, but then again, neither is sans and we all know who is THE tumblr sexyman, according to the polls 🙌🏾
I love how you break character/burst out laughing every time you move to the next slide, made it funnier ngl. 10/10.
Also I nominate Tim from Brianpop as a tumblr sexyman
Dave strider being in the honorable mentions and not Jake English shows a lack of knowledge of 2013 tumblr lore
Literally the warden has been around for ages and is always included with the more well known tumblr sexymen but nobody ever seems to actually know who he is and it drives me crazy RAAHHHHH
I do🥰
Idk most of them on the examples slide, which one is he???
@@redpepper74 the purple guy with the tooth gap next to blackhat
@@AriLolzz wow I’m learning
I went to the comments just to find a warden comment, and i am pleased
"white guy" and then there is a blue guy, a green guy, a yellow guy, a black guy (who is also mexican/latino), literal white as chalk guys, and then white guys
you forgot reigen. hes so babygirl and was made for tumblr, what are you doing smh
My fav sexymen weren't mentioned (maybe they're not really popular but idgaf, here are my babygirls)
-Zach Varmitech (Wild Kratts)
-Neon J. (No Straight Roads)
-Ingo and Emmet (Pokémon black & white)
-Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
Is this a PowerPoint night? Those are fun
are yall high as a kite lmao teehee
Baldi more than deserves to be on this list he'd defeat everyone (but maybe his match would be sans idk)
Smh humanoid bill cipher represents the tumblr sexymen at this point
i love how half the presentation is giggling XD it's very contagious
So, saul goodman fursona?
so real this is so accurate
But is alastor white ?
@@AbimaelLopez-hz3qqhe was black in his lifestime, so technically no, but seems like a lost detail for many people, because of the colour choosed for the skin.
@@AbimaelLopez-hz3qqi mean neither is blackhat
THIS MADE ME GIGGLE 😭
This vid is so real and I love that. It’s js pure raw energy and no overedited bullshit. Well done ig???
This is amazing. Please, keep making content even if this is just a joke.
What you mean sans is the honorable mention?!?! Hes literally the ultimate tmblr seximan
Ah yes, what a woman wants is a man like Wheatley
FINALLY! Someone acknowledging the Jack and the box mascot and rick Sanchez! THERES NO WAY THEY MADE A CIRCLE AND A OLD MAN HOT😭
0:31 WHAT THE HECK THEY PUT THE JACK IN THE BOX MASCOT?!?!!?!💀??💀💀💀💀💀
Michael Shelley TMA not being here is a crime, I love him so much oh my god
crazy how Jack Box was demoted as a honorable mention
I like that the discussion for each slide is basically just one phrase and a fit of giggles
finally mr wolf getting the recognition he deserves, my guy's underrated af
You forgot willy wonka
Barney being a sexyman is killing me
Im fucking crying this is the hardest ive laughed at a video in a hot minute omgggg 😂😂😂
sans
"It's like a white guy." BRO-
Handsome Jack as a Honorable Mention as tumblr sexyman? That’s new to me
DJ SPIT MADE ME SPIT OUT MY GATORADE
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone simp for The Warden, but he does fit the concept…
*I* have simped for The Warden.
how the fuck is king dice not a traditional sexyman
He’s got a fucking dice head dude
@@MisterIncog Doesn't matter. He has the suit and he has the style and he has the personality. If anthros count, then object heads count.
@@undyingUmbrage413instead they got Bill cipher who canonically Is a flying Dorito without phisical body 💀
Tf u mean "well dressed"? They all look like they beta tested Monopoly.
OMG LMFAO GOOD ONE
Learning about Tumblr Sexymen has made me realize I have far better taste than most people.
Love that you cited your sources
I may be new to tumblr sexy men but Rick, the blue security guy from Half Life, and The jack box mascot being nominees is something i didn't expect to see but am sorta getting??
honorable benry mention
Wally darling : Am I a joke to You?
MR WOLF WINNING IS THE REALEST THING I'M SOBBING
I approve of Mr. Wolf being the sexiest tumblrman. But, there is a better guy for this position: sans.